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Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

210 EpisodesProduced by Erik LaneWebsite

If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude!Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!(T… read more

210 Episodes | 2019 - 2022

Nude Pickleball, Naked-Driving Lawyer, & Alexa Speaks From the Dead

June 29th, 2022

54:47

The pickleball craze has driven seniors to take off all their clothes to play the game. An attorney can't seem to keep his clothes on, especially while driving. And now you can have great-grandma give you …

Dino Belly Buttons, A Tasteless Tombstone, & "Super Gonorrhea"

June 25th, 2022

1:34:45

Many churches have divided over depictions of Adam & Eve having belly buttons...but did DINOSAURS? Apparently. When you leave this earth, you typically leave behind an epitaph on your tombstone--unless you're …

A Felonious Corpse Spitter, A "Le'Genius" Criminal, & A "Peeping Tom"-Cat Litterbox

June 22nd, 2022

49:40

S3E88 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

Instead of having people give eulogies at a loved one's funeral, a woman chose to "hock a loogie" onto the corpse. …

NZ Livestock Burp Tax, Putin's "Poop Case", & Grandma Got Run Over By An Elephant!

June 18th, 2022

1:33:48

If you think you're being taxed too much, you haven't farmed in New Zealand where cow burps will cost you. Imagine being so paranoid that you have to carry your poop around so no one will find out you have a disease. My …

Human Meatball Math, Printed Skin for Sex Robots, & Potty Training at the Hardware Store

June 15th, 2022

58:49

S3E86 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode!

A Reddit user solves a mathematical word problem that may gross you out. Sex robots may be able to get you …

Cheesy Nail Polish, Missouri Cheese Cave, & FedEx Fellatio!

June 11th, 2022

1:32:55

What's the cheesiest thing a woman could do to her nails? Make 'em smell like Velveeta, of course! But what happens if you have too much cheese? You …

Sexy Summer Dad-Bods, Barehanded Brooklyn Possum Pouncer, & A Boeing Boyfriend

June 8th, 2022

57:08

S3E84 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

Once again I feel confident to strut onto a beach knowing my physique will drive women wild with my 2-liter abs. Dad-Bods are all the rage, but my guess is my pasty white skin may not …

A Naked BUTT in BUTTE, "Innovative" Beer...From PEE, & Sex-Induced Amnesia

June 4th, 2022

1:33:41

There's naked butts in Butte, MT & it all ended with a head-butting incident. You've probably said the beer you're drinking "tastes like piss". Now there's beer MADE from piss. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" …

A Hillbilly "Helicamper", A Satanic Yoga Barbie, & Peeing on Peonies

June 1st, 2022

48:54

S3E82 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

When the redneck camper is taken to a new level of "hillbilly", you convert a helicopter into a "helicamper". Bring on the "Church Lady" to warn unsuspecting children of a satanic …

See Johnny Cash Pee, An Arby's Manager Pee Perversion, & Cambodian Penis Plant Posing Problems

May 28th, 2022

1:22:43

Sometimes things come in 3's: So this episode features stupidity about peeing, penises, & perverts. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells a story that may cause you to re-think ordering a milkshake from a …

COVID Swab Swallow, "Pepsi-Roni", & Driving on Poop Power

May 25th, 2022

49:53

S3E80 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

It takes a special kind of stupid to swallow the swab you're using to give yourself a COVID test. But they're out there. And they're on this episode. In the on-going stupidity of food …

Stupid Monkey Business, Mother's Day Thongs, & A High School Prank That "Jumped The Shark"

May 21st, 2022

1:30:04

When you mix stupid people with monkeys, you're going to get some great material for a podcast. When you mix a thoughtful Mother's Day idea with a …

A Famous Farting "Fido", Sexually Harassing Bald Men, & Cookie-Flavored Underwear

May 18th, 2022

56:12

S3E78 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

An ingested cat toy has created a viral sensation for a dog who ferociously farts from a peculiar position. The …

An EPIC Scammer Prank, A Weed Vending Machine, & NASA Nudes In Space

May 14th, 2022

1:30:59

Have you ever wanted to see some Karma given to those annoying scammers who bilk people out of millions of dollars? Well, you now have your chance …

6-Pack (Tattooed) Abs, Take Your Kid To Crime Day, & A Real Alfred Hitchcock Nightmare

May 11th, 2022

51:56

S3E76 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
I proudly sport a dad-bod & have never been interested in getting a tattoo. Until I read this story about a guy who tattooed 6-pack abs on his dad-bod belly. Now I'm rethinking. The …

Rotary Dial Cell Phones, Orange Juice Cereal, & A Fictosexual Relationship Crisis

May 7th, 2022

1:30:30

Do you miss rotary dial phones? If so, there's a new cell phone waiting for you...to assemble yourself! If you've ever run out of milk for your cereal for breakfast in the morning, now you can just use OJ...thanks to …

FL Dancing Drunk Drivers, A Reincarnated Kissing Jesus, & Snapchat's Selfie Drone

May 4th, 2022

53:39

FL Drivers who get too much to drink are great dancers! Just ask the FL Highway Patrol who stop them! If you met Jesus in a locker room who wanted to …

Crappy Coaster Crisis, A Crap House Catastrophe, & A "Crap-tastic" Son

April 30th, 2022

1:39:41

If someone ever tells you that a roller-coaster would scare the $#!* out of them, you'd better take them at their word. It actually happened at Bush …

"Pizza Rat" Meet "Smoking Roach", A Cold-Footed Former Cop Robber, & Scottish Lovers!

April 27th, 2022

54:07

S3E72 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
The viral video of the rat dragging the slice of pizza in New York City has been eclipsed by a NYC roach who has a bad smoking habit. If you're a former cop who attempts an armed robbery …

Kindergarten Koctails, Grand Theft Golf Cart, & The Loch Ness Monster May Be A "Phalus Erectus"

April 23rd, 2022

1:31:27

A big mix-up in Kindergarten class results in some mixed drinks for the kiddies. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down how it happened. A …

More "Self-Pleasuring" Injuries, PlayStation Bomb Scare, & A Domino's Cat Thief

April 20th, 2022

55:31

S3E70 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! - 
Some people still will try anything to achieve pleasure with themselves. And nearly every time, they land in the ER. …

A Grandma's "White Witchery", "The Sports Bra" Womens Sports BAR, & A Pre-Schooler's Naughty Card For The Teacher

April 16th, 2022

1:47:00

You're going to get arrested if you assault a law enforcement officer. But what if you cast some "white witchery" on one? You'll get arrested! Just …

A Bird-flipping Fetus, Male Libido Shock Therapy, & A Weaponized Commode

April 13th, 2022

53:07

How would you take it when your unborn child flips you "the bird" in an ultrasound photo? One woman took it all in stride. If you guys have trouble …

"Jackassery" Senate Confirmations, Houseplant Hotel, & A Strip Club Smackdown

April 9th, 2022

1:27:35

Do cameras in the Senate Confirmation hearings cause "jackassery"? One Senator thinks so & he wants them out. Who takes their houseplants with them when they stay in a hotel? Enough of you to warrant a hotel in KY …

Improve Attractiveness With A Cat Poop Parasite, A Chocolate Bunny Assault, & Baked Bean Retaliation

April 6th, 2022

1:01:26

S3E66 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
If you were told of a beauty secret was found in cat poop, would you be the first one to change the kitty litter? …

911 Chicken Emergency, Urn Cleaner Coffee, & Trapped Farts In The E.R.

April 2nd, 2022

1:40:01

Do NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I …

Oscar-Winning Stupidity, Father & Son Dope Bust, & Farmer's Market Weed

March 30th, 2022

1:02:59

S3E64 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
The Oscars get STUPID with the slap heard 'round the world! Having your son go in "business" with you is typically a heart-warming thing...unless your "business" is in "ICE". Spring …

Dog Privacy In Google Maps, A $5,900 Ukraine Uber Ride, & A Tinder Date In SpongeBob PJs

March 26th, 2022

1:34:51

We may argue that all dogs go to Heaven, but do they care if they're seen on Google Maps "Street View" shots? Google thinks so. You may have heard …

Paid For Your Poop, Auto-correct Causes Pittsburgh Panic, & A Ding-Dong Dinner Hack

March 23rd, 2022

1:01:13

S3E62 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
With the economy in the toilet, some folks are taking what's in the toilet & making money from it. If you've …

"Bacon" The Pig On The Loose, Huffing Right Guard, & A Weaponized Sea Gull

March 19th, 2022

1:44:36

I promise I'm not trying to be inappropriate when I say that there's a story about police & pigs in Houston, TX. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho …

"Sologamy" Stupidity, "Charizard" COVID Relief, & Pusillanimous Poopers

March 16th, 2022

1:01:23

S3E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
You're going to learn some new words for the stupidity you'll hear in this episode! There are an increasing number …

Silly String Assault & Battery, Sister Surrogate Sex, & A Real Police G.O.A.T.

March 12th, 2022

1:32:12

Of all the school teachers that have been coated with silly string, now they can file charges for assault. At least that's what the parents of a …

Drunk Fake Cop Tries to Arrest REAL Cop, 5-y/o Sends Pre-K Teacher to ER, & Offensive Dog Names

March 9th, 2022

58:05

S3E58 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
Would it be setting an example to be driving drunk, pretending to be a cop when you pull over an ACTUAL cop for …

Foreplay Dating App, Roaming Man-Goat, & A Battery-Powered Urethra

March 5th, 2022

1:28:23

Well, here's an appropriately named dating app: Foreplay. It's for groups only. There was a group of neighbors who weren't playing around when they thought they saw a "goat-man" roaming the neighborhood. And my Insane …

Don't Stab Over Spilled Milk, BBQ Sauce Shoot-Out, The US's Most Sinful States

March 2nd, 2022

50:58

S3E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
No one cried over spilled milk, but 2 Walmart employees got into it with one getting stabbed over it. And don't cross a Texan over BBQ sauce...otherwise, you'll have a Texas style …

Coons At College, Odoriferous Jacksonville, & a "Package" With a Frozen "Wiener"

February 26th, 2022

1:04:21

Nothing will liven up college life than having a wild raccoon crash into your lunchtime at the cafeteria. There's something that's making …

A Stupid Tale of 2 Ottawa's, A Bare-Boob Bra Ad, & COVID-Shrunken Hamster Testicles

February 23rd, 2022

57:05

S3E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
How stupid can one be when calling in a bomb threat to Ottawa? When you make the call to the WRONG Ottawa. If you're going to sell a sports bra to "support" women's breasts in "all …

Bored Security Guard "Improves" $1M Artwork, Butt Grenade Bomb Threat, & A Hissy-Fit in Aisle 3

February 19th, 2022

1:38:29

When you're bored on the job, it's a good idea not to mess with the merchandise, no matter how much you think it needs improvement. Such was the case with a security guard who's contribution to the art world was NOT …

Fart-less Teslas, Ice Fishing Prostitutes, & A Drunken Disney Catfight

February 16th, 2022

57:59

The Federal Funsuckers have forced Tesla to restrict its flatulence noise & Elon Musk is tweeting his displeasure. An OH mayor can't show his …

Kinky Pittsburgh, Horny Build-A-Bears, & A Naked Man Hiding His Junk In A Trunk

February 12th, 2022

1:39:54

Pittsburgh has some of unique bragging rights like having the most annoying dialect, but being the kinkiest city in America for "experimentation" was not what I was expecting. If you think a romantic Valentine's Day …

Stupid Auto Thieves, Bezos' Bridge Bribe, & A Sassy School Photo Snafu

February 9th, 2022

1:01:27

S3E50 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! - 
Stupidity was in overdrive with a couple of auto thieves who bungled their burglary. Jeff Bezos is throwing his money around so he can get his super-sized sailboat out into the open …

Break-Neck Reality Game, Breaking Nipples, & A West VA Dog Heine

February 5th, 2022

1:43:48

These virtual reality games are all "fun & games" until someone breaks their neck. Which really happened to a guy in Germany. Daring someone to spray their nipples with Axe Body Spray is all "fun & games" until …

Minnie Mouse Goes "Hillary Clinton", Metaverse Weddings, & A City Logo's "Exclamation"

February 2nd, 2022

57:18

S3E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! 
The French are giving Disney's iconic female mouse a new wardrobe. Weddings are getting a virtual makeover that goes beyond your imagination. And there's a lot of exclamation over an AL …

Bologna Beauty Masks, Semen Face Cream, & A Pastor's Sacred Slobber

January 29th, 2022

1:48:51

Would you consider using a bologna face mask as pure baloney? Oscar Meyer doesn't. Would you consider smoothing out those wrinkles in your face with …

Joker Alert in Missouri, MOON over New York, & A Granny Scams a Scammer

January 26th, 2022

1:12:35

S3E46 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! 
The Missouri State Highway Patrol had some 'splainin' to do when they alerted the residents of that state to be on the …

Pot Brownies For Seniors, An Autographed Liver, & A Felony Glitter Assault

January 22nd, 2022

1:44:53

Looks like Grandma was a hit at the local Senior Center when she brought her son's home made brownies laced with THC. A doctor thought he was a celebrity so much that he burned his initials into a patient's liver. And 2 …

Sleepy Chicken TicTok Challenge, After-School Satan Club, & A Sushi Binge ER Trip

January 19th, 2022

1:02:31

Another year, another life-threatening TikTok challenge involving marinating your chicken breast in Ny-Quil. Children invited to an after-school …

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish

January 15th, 2022

1:52:21

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what …

COVID Urine Therapy, Kim Jong BURRITO, & Bogarting Bleachers

January 12th, 2022

58:35

S3E42 ~ Bonus Midweek Episode! - 
Let's face it. There's been a LOT of "remedies" for treating, preventing, & curing COVID. But drinking one's pee will not be one I will experiment with. On your next visit to Taco …

My Flurona, CNN's New Year's Drunken Eve, & The Pedicure From Hell

January 8th, 2022

1:48:38

If you caught COVID over the New Year's holiday, count yourself lucky you didn't catch what one woman in Israel did. Andy Cohen caught plenty from …

Failed Bridge Theft, Vegan Fraud, & A Parakeet Breeding Blowout

January 5th, 2022

50:31

S3E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! 
I have to hand it to the guy who successfully stole a pedestrian bridge, even thought I don't endorse it! But the guy …

The BEST of STUPIDITY - 2021

January 1st, 2022

1:16:30

Well folks, we were able to scratch & claw our way out of 2021. Here it is, 2022...a new year & new opportunities for homo sapiens to make a …

Getting Rich Selling Farts In A Jar, Turning Women Into Cows, & Beetle Sex

December 25th, 2021

1:53:22

Another example of how I picked the wrong career: I could be making $50k a week selling farts in a jar like this woman. There may not be a job left …

Internet Cologne, Potato Chip Vodka, & A Woman's Eyelid Violation

December 22nd, 2021

59:59

S2E37 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! 
Do you really want to smell like the WorldWide Web? Well, if you haven't landed a date, this may be for you. First there was French fry vodka & now Lay's thinks you can't just drink …

A Botox Camel Scandal, Raccoon Craziness, & A 1-Gonad Greek Statue

December 18th, 2021

1:38:37

If you think the scandals in the USA are ridiculous, try living in Saudi Arabia with "botoxed" camels cheating in a beauty contest. Coons & old …

PA Poop, Waffle House Meth, & Milwaukee Christmas Tree Beer

December 15th, 2021

53:27

S3E35 - Midweek BONUS Episode! ~ 
Pennsylvania may be the poop capital of the country...at least 2 cities in PA are! A lot of strange things go on at Waffle House restaurants...but a meth lab is not one of them until …

Going "Green" with Piggy-Poo, Nude "No-Nut November" Playboy Model, & Wedding Stupidity

December 11th, 2021

1:38:11

Next time you smell a pig farm, think about conserving energy. It is a possibility. Only in FL would you find a nude Playboy model covered in paint …

Joel Osteen's Potty Cash, Go-Karting On the 101, & Senator Dr. Oz

December 8th, 2021

1:00:17

S3E33 Midweek BONUS Episode - 
Joel Osteen has more money than God...& it's literally coming out of the walls in the bathroom. If you're a YouTuber & want some serious likes, taking a go-kart onto the CA 101 …

Coke-Snorting Granny Gets A DUI, Breastfeeding Cats, & A Cussing Dancing Cactus

December 4th, 2021

1:34:17

You come from a wild family when your grandma gets busted for a DUI & the cops discover straws for her cocaine! You might come from a strange family if your mom causes a scene on an airline trying to breastfeed a …

A Christmas-Wrapped House, Crypto-Constitution Purchase, & Non-Citizen Voting in NYC

December 1st, 2021

58:17

S3E31 Midweek BONUS episode - 
Willie Nelson's Christmas classic, "Pretty Paper" may be the appropriate theme for one house wrapped up in Christmas wrapping. Some techno-nerds dealing in crypto-currency nearly purchased …

"Brown Friday" For Plumbers, Dog-humping For A FL Man, & Voicemail For Dogs

November 27th, 2021

1:36:17

If you think surviving "Black Friday" after Thanksgiving is tough, you should be a plumber trying to survive "Brown Friday"! How does a FL Man react …

Defecating DoorDash Driver, Free Money on The Freeway, & Grandma Gets the Boot Over a Bad Hotel Review

November 24th, 2021

58:17

S3E30 Midweek BONUS Feed! - 

A Grandma & her grand-daughter are out of a place to stay when the hotel manager read her lame review online. And after making a delivery, a DoorDash Delivery Driver Dropped her DooDoo. …

Grandma Gone Wild, Dancing With Lions, & Free Sex For The Vaccinated

November 20th, 2021

1:35:11

If you think you have a wild grandma, wait until you hear about one tequila swigging Granny who confronted the police who later found her swinging …

Pop-Tart Butter-Toppers, Doggie-Doo DNA, & The Cambridge Blues Naked Calendar

November 17th, 2021

52:41

S3E28 - Bonus Midweek Episode! - 
What better way to fundraise than have naked college co-ed athletes pose naked in a calendar! What better way to eat …

Biden Pops A Bean, A Marathon Runner With The Runs, & Dissecting Grandpa

November 13th, 2021

1:30:49

The British love their biscuits with their tea...but President Biden gave Camilla Bowles a different kind of "biscuit" at the climate summit. A marathon runner with digestive issues was literally making runs to the …

Bald Eagle Street Fighting, A Taser Combustion, & Bathing With Pets

November 10th, 2021

1:05:29

S3E26 - Midweek Bonus!! - 
When police have to break up a street fight between 2 of our National Birds, it tells you a lot about the current state of …

Kitchen Table Castration, A 20-Yr. Old Booger Bead, & A Man's Suspicious "Package"

November 6th, 2021

1:50:59

First of all...what "real" man volunteers himself to be castrated? And even worse...what real man wants the deed done on a kitchen table? One woman …

Dad/Son Shoot-Outs, Dad-Bod Tee-Shirts, & Touchy-Feelie Meta Robots

November 3rd, 2021

1:02:59

S3E24 - Midweek Bonus!! 
Plenty of daddy issues in this episode with shots fired over chicken & over guitar playing! And some daddy-body issues …

A Shrub That Gives You "The Finger", Sexy Scottish Accents, & A Blooming Penis Plant

October 30th, 2021

1:50:01

If you really want to tick off your neighbors, a Brit have found the best way to do it. In the beginning, the LORD made the SCOTS just a "wee bit" better...and gave them the sexiest accent in the UK! You may be your …

A Pittsburgh Pun'kin Head, Sour Patch Popcorn, & 3/9 Pound Burger Deal

October 27th, 2021

1:01:57

S3E22 Midweek BONUS! 
You know it's October when stupid people assault others with pumpkins. With all the flavors being used to "season" popcorn, do …

Scalp Popping & Kink Tests On Tic-Tok, A School District Is "Rickrolled", & A Bottle Opener Fails As A Sex Toy

October 23rd, 2021

1:29:34

Tik-Tok is rapidly becoming the #1 source for all things stupid. Like how to separate your scalp from your skull & finding out how kinky your are …

Stupidity Is Funnier When You're Naked, "Testicle Baths", & Offensive Halloween Costumes

October 20th, 2021

55:40

S3E20 Midweek BONUS Episode! 
There's more naked stupidity for the BONUS episode featuring a naked woman roaming an airport, a naked woman streaking through an 8th Grade football practice, a realtor in L.A. who's selling …

Profanatory Uses For Candy Corn & Mayo, Naked Stupidity, & A "Surprise" Found In Dog Puke

October 16th, 2021

1:35:48

You'll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode...in new & creative ways! You'll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, …

A Bathroom of Biblical Proportions, Mood Music Madness, & A Nagging Wife Gets A Rotating House

October 13th, 2021

54:14

S3E18 - Midweek BONUS!! 
If you've ever wondered if there were bathrooms in the Bible, now you'll know. Have you ever been driven nuts by the music played over a grocery store's speaker system? One woman went nuts over …

A Hickey "Hack", PSL "Sexism", Pooping Gold, & A Dumpty-Humpty Deprivation

October 9th, 2021

1:32:44

Have you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your "love bite"! If you've ever mocked …

Photobombed By Meth, Kinky Halloween Yard Decor, & Big Toe Socks

October 6th, 2021

52:54

S3E16 - BONUS Midweek Feed! - 
If you're ever going to post a photo on social media, hide your drugs first. One man learned the hard way. The popular …

"Captain Kirk" Goes To Space For REAL, A Haunted House Gets TOO Real, & Yard Art That's UN-Real

October 2nd, 2021

1:29:09

He will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in "Star Trek" for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My …

Coffee With A Corpse, South Korean Dog Meat Ban, & Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!

September 29th, 2021

50:39

S3E14 Midweek BONUS Feed! 
A Tennessee man, with his girlfriend & his dead mother in the trunk, drive all over the Volunteer State to find an open …

A Pizza Roll Pooper, Dog Weddings, & Stripper Poles On School Busses

September 25th, 2021

1:32:20

If you're reaching for a pizza roll in the grocery store, you do NOT want to find the kind of "roll" one lady put her hand in. How many dogs can you …

REAL Finger Food, A 43 Cent Felon, & Things You Do In The Bathroom

September 22nd, 2021

59:03

S3E12 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE...
Is it really finger food if you find a REAL finger in it? A Bolivian woman did. A Pennsylvania man is facing up to 7 …

Pig Nipples At McDonald's, Taco Bell Subscription Service, & A Woman Scammed Out Of Her Hair & Eyebrows!

September 18th, 2021

1:45:22

When you get your McDonald's Bacon Sandwich do you expect to find a pig nipple inside? One guy thought he saw one. But if you love tacos so much you want a subscription to get them, Taco Bell has the answer. And if you …

Poop-Passing Roombas, How Men Can Fart More & Poop Bigger, & Toll Booth Fetishes

September 15th, 2021

55:31

S3E10 Midweek BONUS Episode! - 
The new Roombas promise not to spread your pet poop all over your house...at least for the first year. But if you want to poop bigger & fart longer, men can now do this simply by …

Naked Sleepers Soil Sheets, Eel Enemas, & Texts From Demons

September 11th, 2021

1:29:10

If your preferred pajamas include your birthday suit, you may want to consider sleeping alone when you hear what happens while you slumber. If you …

Grand Theft GO-CART, Macho Mumbling Men, & Joe Rogan De-Wormed!

September 8th, 2021

50:59

S3E8 BONUS MIDWEEK EDITION!...
You know how ticked you would get if you saw some grown man hold up a kid's lemonade stand? Well, this is 10 time …

High School "Furries", "Bart Simpson" Pranks A School Board, & An EPOXY Condom

September 4th, 2021

1:27:56

A school district in KY is dealing with an identity problem with students where playing pretend has become stupid. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho …

Naked Baby On "Nevermind" Sues Nirvana, Hybrid Dating, & A Bovine In A Buick

September 1st, 2021

52:07

S3E6 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! 
Naked baby pictures now causes a lifelong trauma for a man, 30 years afterward. Meet Spencer Elden who the world got to see a LOT of when he was 4 MONTHS OLD on the cover of Nirvana's …

Naked River Floater, "Rocky Horror" Hot Dogs, & A Pants-Down Peeping Tom

August 28th, 2021

1:22:06

Nothing like relaxing on a hot summer day lying on a log & floating down a lazy river....unless you're NAKED. Have you ever had a order screw-up? One theater in England that ordered "Dr. Frank-N-Furter" wigs for a …

The "Milk Crate Challenge", Tattooed Vaccine Codes, & Pebbles Make-Up,

August 25th, 2021

54:32

MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE - S3E4
Another way to kill yourself & get the most likes on Tik-Tock...walking up milk crates stacked 7 crates high with no hands. I don't remember reading in the Book of Revelation that the …

A Baptist Brawl With Bullets, A "Nip" & Tussle, & A Kidney Bean Blockage

August 21st, 2021

1:25:52

It wasn't a squirrel that went berserk in the Baptist church, but a fired-up woman...who was so mad she was spittin' bullets--LITERALLY. My Insane FL …

Ricebag Babies, Australian Dragons, & America's Best Restroom

August 18th, 2021

55:13

MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! - S3E2
Forget ZOOM family gatherings when you want to show off your new baby to your parents. Now you can just get them a ricebag with the baby's photo on it. A "jawbone" is the closest thing to …

Deadpool: Bambi, "Breedable" Men, & Psychopathic Radio DJs

August 14th, 2021

1:21:11

It's a NEW SEASON of STUPIDITY! Would you want to see RYAN REYNOLDS star in a Deadpool movie about BAMBI?? Disney isn't--EVER. When women talk about …

Bigfoot Birthday Bomb, Tigger Trigger, & A Flame-Shooting Hot Rod!

August 11th, 2021

58:27

S2E64 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! 
When would an appearance by BIGFOOT ever be a good idea for a 6-y/o girl's birthday party? Never? One mom didn't get the …

A Wedding Day Shoot-Out, Serial Poopers, & Trailer Park Swingers Wearing Pineapple Swimsuits

August 7th, 2021

1:16:17

A good sign that you may have marital issues is when you get into a shoot-out coming home from your wedding. San Francisco knows how to deal with …

Vaxx-In-Disguise in MO, A Shorts Dropping Robbery, & A Spaghetti Spat

August 4th, 2021

41:23

S2E62 MIDWEEK BONUS EDITION - 
Missouri has one of the highest number of unvaccinated people in the US & it's so bad those who want vaccines have …

Designer Garbage Cans, Sweaty Boob Cash Bans, & A "Stroking" Stroke Risk

July 31st, 2021

1:17:20

You know you've "arrived" when you live in such an affluent neighborhood that your GARBAGE needs to be trendy. What ISN'T trendy is paying with cash--saturated with BOOB SWEAT...and one store has banned it. Forget that …

Canadian Horsey Hanky-Panky, Olympic Quidditch, & The Skinny Dipping Friend of "Crackhead Chris"

July 28th, 2021

46:11

S2E60 BONUS MIDWEEK EPISODE!
What should police assume when they come upon a well-lubed miniature horse & a guy standing next to it with his pants …

Mother's Side-Hustling Farts, Dead Butt Syndrome, & Taco Bell Pyrotechnics

July 24th, 2021

1:25:47

How would your react if you found out your MOM was selling her farts as her side-hustle? Or how would you treat a dead butt? You'll also hear about …

Leggo My Eggoji, $1 Beer Brawl In NJ, & Rage Gardening

July 21st, 2021

51:39

S2E58 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE!
Now you can have breakfast & let folks know your mood with your food thanks to Kellogg's. When you mix NJ independent …

Tik-Tok Trends & Trouble, Getting Paid To Poop, & A Snake Bites A "Snake"

July 17th, 2021

1:14:43

Tik-Tok can teach you how to cook, how to look, & how to hook--a JOB, that is. But if you'd rather just stay home on the commode, you can make …

Dusty-Fingered DoorDash Bandit, A Toothy Necklace, & Shoplifting Exchanges

July 14th, 2021

52:19

S2E56 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE
A taco bandit was caught orange-handed on the delivery woman's body cam when she delivered a DoorDash order. Want to remember grandpa after he dies? You can wear his smile around your …

"Shaft Bang" Tiddlywinks & A Double-Date Dump

July 10th, 2021

1:28:14

If there's a guy named, "Shaft Bang Adams", you can bet there's going to be something stupid that is coming...and you won't be disappointed. If you've ever thought of two-timing on your woman with another woman--at the …

Stupidity+Fireworks & The Dark Side of Couponing

July 7th, 2021

1:21:41

S2E54 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE
After a 2 week hiatus vacation, I'm back with a fresh batch of stupidity! When you pare stupid & fireworks, you have plenty of material for a podcast like this. But what to you pare with …

Folding Chair Fetish Faux Pas, Tattoo'd Testicle, & A Slip 'n' Slide Sewer

June 19th, 2021

1:22:49

I understand folks like to play out their fetishes. I get that. Some fetishes can bring out the EMT's as one woman found out on a live video. One …

Cicada Craziness, Canadian Concrete Commode Combustion, & A Biblical Fish Story

June 16th, 2021

52:01

S2E52 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE
People are going cicada crazy with the Brood Bugs going after reporters, the President & being used as a pizza topping! Some Canadian homeowners were awash in concrete that came bubbling …

Cicada Car Crash, Stiletto Crocs, & A Democrat's "Dongcopter" Disaster

June 12th, 2021

1:16:41

Cicadas are proving to not just annoy the daylights out of us, they're creating havoc at a GA 911 Center. They're also causing car crashes in OH. The fashion world has more butt-ugly stupidware with Stiletto Crocs from …

Naked Fighters, Bikers, & Coon-Crazed Soldiers

June 9th, 2021

1:03:12

S2E50 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE
Why is it that things are funnier when folks are naked? Such is the case with the woman who went on a naked rampage at 2 …

House Cat High School Hiatus, Big Tipper Takedown, & Cat Food Pate

June 5th, 2021

1:05:58

When does a house cat evacuate a high school? When they think it's a BOBCAT. A police chase comes to an end when the cows come home. And a guy's …

Hating John Cena For His China Love, Cicada Pee, & A Water Park Brawl

June 2nd, 2021

51:05

S2E48 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE
John Cena sure loves China & his love united the Left & the Right in HATING what he did! If the noise from the Brood X cicadas isn't enough to drive you nuts, now you have to watch out …

Crop-Top Yearbook Photos, Singing Pubic Hair, & Exploding Vagina Candles

May 29th, 2021

1:30:25

My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, finds out his old high school put out their yearbook with photos of "crop tops"...but not the kind you'd expect. …

Perfect Poop, Demi Lovato Unhinges A DJ, & Exploding Bowling Balls

May 26th, 2021

56:12

S2E46 MIDWEEK BONUS SHOW!
If your biggest accomplishment is having perfect poop, what do you do? You have it sent off to be injected into those who …

Little Ricky Schroder Cancel Costco, Fugitive Cookies, & "Butt#%&$-er 3000"

May 22nd, 2021

1:23:42

When a rich actor who was born with "Silver Spoons" on his resume, he can do what he wants, right? Just ask "Little Ricky" Schroder who pitched a whing-ding fit in Costco over wearing a mask. When a robber steals from a …

Butt Breathing, Gas Hoarding, & A Farting HR Lady

May 19th, 2021

1:01:08

S2E44 - MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Be sure that when you listen to this episode to take a deep breath...through your butt. Japanese scientists are studying how humans anal oxygen intakes. If you were hoarding gas during the …

2 Stolen Cop Cars + 2 Police Chases = 1 FL Man, A Lawnchair Firewoman, & A Cocaine Concession Stand

May 15th, 2021

1:17:03

There's a FL man, who's either uniquely stupid or insanely genius, that manages to get chased by cops in 2 stolen patrol cars before getting caught. …

A Horse's "Juiced" Excuse, Cicada Cuisine, & How The Nose Knows

May 12th, 2021

58:17

S2E42 BONUS EPISODE!
If you've ever "sized up" a guy with a big schnoz, THAT may be your first clue. So, skip the hands & feet. And there's a scientific study to prove it. And if excuses were like snot, a Kentucky …

An Accidental "Move-In", An Intentional Break-Out, & A Fence Of Feces

May 8th, 2021

1:08:54

How does one NOT know they're about to move into a residential community designed for RETIREES? It takes a special kind of stupid. Just like one 19-y/o girl--and she didn't realize it for a WEEK after she moved in! But …

Disco Ball Brawl, A Cheugy Chewbacca, & Dax Shepard As A Role Model Dad

May 5th, 2021

50:40

MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE!
Dax Shepard's daughter admires his alcoholism so much that when she was 3, she wanted to be one, too. Sparks flew over the …

Cat Butt "Research", Potty Party Punch, & A Coked-Up Kindergarten Teacher

May 1st, 2021

1:21:29

What would be THE perfect science "project" for a 6th Grade boy? Studying cat butts, of course. If you think my Insane FL Nephew's "cat box cake" …

Meth Pickles, Kamikaze Turtles, & A Gender Reveal Baby BOOM!

April 28th, 2021

51:38

MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE!
There's gonna be a kid born in Maine who can say the earth moved when folks found out about his conception. It was a literal …

FL Follies, "Grandma-Style" Fashionistas, & How NOT to Use Hemorrhoid Cream

April 24th, 2021

1:22:17

Boys will be boys, but when men start acting like boys by trying to get "big" by injecting HEMORRHOID CREAM into each others' junk, you get one stupid outcome. The stupid bug must have been on a rampage in Florida …

Drinking Chlorophyll Water For Skin Health & Gay Bachelor Belfies

April 21st, 2021

50:22

MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE: If you drink chlorophyll-infused water & sit on the deck, will you bloom? Maybe not, but some say your skin will blossom. …

Elmo Got "Tickled" By A "Loose Monkey" In An Open Relationship

April 17th, 2021

1:10:05

First, we had a stuffed "Olaf" (from the Disney movie, "Frozen") get "violated in a FL Target, now Elmo is a victim by a home inspector! What is it …

Satan Shoes Get Sold Back & Ketchup Can't Catch Up

April 14th, 2021

53:16

MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! If you were stupid enough to plunk down over $1,000 for Lil' Nas X's "Satan Shoes", you now are encouraged to sell them back …

A Cockpit Is Not Used For This & Going Pubic At Publix

April 10th, 2021

1:03:06

A Southwest Airlines pilot may have been a bit confused as to which stick to pull in the cockpit of an airplane. But one guy who didn't want to be …

A Heavy Metal Cat Band & An April Fool's Joke The Press Didn't Like

April 7th, 2021

44:23

MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! Did you ever think cats could headbang? They are in a new heavy metal hit...the feline fronted rock band is all the rage. And …

Viking Funerals & A Star Wars Wedding

April 3rd, 2021

1:04:37

If you ever wanted to go out of this world in a blaze of glory, you may get your wish if the State of Maine legalizes Viking funerals. Would you …

A Hot Mouth On A Hot Mic Will Burst Your Bubble

April 1st, 2021

50:16

MID-WEEK BONUS! That's right, kids! My stupid world is going to 2 episodes a week starting this week so you can get your stupid in BITE-SIZED morsels! This won't be like those boxes of crackers at the supermarket where …

A little "Afternoon Delight" on Spring Break

March 27th, 2021

2:13:17

Florida is overrun with college-agers on Spring Break, but no one was prepared for a 40-something couple to join in the sex-capades. Monopoly goes …

Self-Fondling Pickle Perverts

March 20th, 2021

2:03:19

Imagine all the things one can do with a pickle. The police found one example. Maybe it was due to the pandemic & everyone having so much alone …

Le Freak Le Pew: The Skunk In The Woodpile

March 13th, 2021

2:04:03

Folks had a "Freak Out" moment over a 1945 era cartoon character that's now being tied to "rape culture". A 1970s disco hit played on a loop caused …

Woke Mr. Potato Head Gets Your Goat Reading Dr. Seuss

March 6th, 2021

2:01:25

Degendering Mr. Potato Head & revoking the medical license for Dr. Seuss dominated my world this week. But there's always the Naked Festival to get your mind off the stupidity going on all around. Hear all about …

When Using An Outhouse Bites You In The Butt

February 27th, 2021

2:01:43

There's a reason I am jittery using an outhouse in the woods. A woman in Alaska found that out rather abruptly. Meanwhile a guy using an outhouse gets bit AGAIN in the ONE place that guys do NOT want to be bitten. 
Other …

Stressed From Stupidity? Crank Up The 80s Tunes!

February 19th, 2021

2:11:49

Those Awesome 80s with their mullets will kill any stress you have. That's according to scientific research! We have not heard the last from the …

Stupidity Ensues When Your Hair & Your Zoom Filter Are Stuck

February 13th, 2021

2:01:58

A smorgasbord of stupidity is served up when a gal thinks she can substitute GORILLA GLUE for hairspray & an attorney finds his ZOOM kitten filter is glued to his face. https://youtu.be/qcnnI6HD6DU 
Then we may have …

The Skunks Stole The GameStop Stock & Other Annoying Sounds

February 6th, 2021

2:03:49

We all got a primer on hedge fund investing from the peanut gallery when the "little guy" stuck it to the "big guy" on Wall Street. If your eyeballs are still stuck in the top of your head, my "Insane FL Nephew", …

Everything's Comin' Up Bernie

January 30th, 2021

2:09:52

So will Bernie Sanders see his shadow & give us 6 more weeks of stupid memes? Those #BernieMemes sure brought a small bit of happiness but can …

Make Money Doing Nothing-Or Sell Foot Photos for Fetish Folks

January 23rd, 2021

1:54:31

When a guy can make money for doing nothing at all or for supplying folks with foot fetishes with photos of his feet, I've realized that I'm in the …

That's One Dilly Of A "Diller", Man!

January 16th, 2021

1:54:04

Denmark has a new children's show for 4-8 year-olds about a man with a "wild willy". Don't worry... an "expert" says kids thinks topics about …

Forever & Ever Amen (And Awoman)

January 9th, 2021

2:12:49

When prayers offered as a "pun" in the chambers of Government to open a legislative session, we've stooped to a new low of stupidity. And this is how 2021 was ushered in. 
I've got a piece of my mind to dish out about …

Final News & A Recap Of A Stupid Year

December 31st, 2020

1:09:49

I wanted to get in one last podcast of 2020 so I'm publishing this one early on New Year's Eve from my Insane FL Nephew's home in Jacksonville, FL once again! However, "Pancho Guero" won't be joining me this time …

Tom Cruise Crazy COVID Rant & A Constipated Mummy

December 27th, 2020

1:50:02

Tom Cruise went on a stupid hissy fit over COVID safety protocols. A poor mummy in TX was exhumed & was found to have died from constipation from …

Sporting The WRONG "Goods" at Dick's & The FL Christmas Coon

December 19th, 2020

1:54:29

It was only a matter of time before some man decides to go in, sporting his "goods", at a Dick's. You know... the SPORTING GOODS store. One FL woman discovered she had a "coon" dog when her pet went after one at the top …

Inappropriate Christmas Cookies & Seeing Too Much of Grandma

December 12th, 2020

1:55:47

Target may have a "phallic fallacy" with their Christmas cookies being sold this year. I'll try to warn you less you embarrass yourself if you bring …

A Monolithic Week Of Stupidity

December 5th, 2020

1:25:29

Did the ghost of Stanley Kubric just reveal itself by reappearing through monoliths all over the globe? it's only fitting something this stupid would …

Narcissistic Moms & In-N-Out Burger Brawls

November 28th, 2020

1:53:12

You'll find out if your Mom displays the 5 signs that she's really a narcissist. You'll also find out that it's not what size matters, but WHAT size …

Waffle House Beer, Stuffing-Themed Formal Wear, & Bathroom Humor

November 21st, 2020

1:52:34

Imagine a Thanksgiving holiday that would go something like this: Serving guests a 2 pound Twinkie while wearing stuffing-themed formal wear with …

Facebook's Free Speech Flight & Progressive's Turkey Insurance

November 14th, 2020

2:22:07

There's been an "exodus" of sorts as mostly Conservatives have been flocking from Facebook to other "free-speech"-friendly platforms. The pandemic has forced many to learn how to cook & it will soon include a turkey …

Emotional Support Canadians For Stressed Out Americans

November 7th, 2020

1:50:07

It's been a rough year for everyone & Americans especially who suffer from Election Stress Syndrome. So, instead of moving to Canada, we're asking for an Emotional Support Canadian! It started as a joke, but we're …

Cannibalistic Castration Experiments In Oklahoma? O.K.!

October 31st, 2020

1:57:36

You would think as a law enforcement officer, you've seen it all, right? Not if you're a sheriff in LeFlore County, Oklahoma.
Meanwhile in PA, 3 …

Canceling A Christian "Chris" & TikTok Teenagers

October 24th, 2020

2:09:23

Chris Pratt draws the TwitterVerse curse over his Christian beliefs & where he goes to church after Amy Berg starts a discussion on the "Worst Chris". Teenagers take the vampire look a step too far by super-gluing …

The "Buzz" Over The VP Debate & A Catholic "Peep Show" In Louisiana

October 17th, 2020

2:24:18

America is more obsessed with a fly than who will be the 2nd in command for our country. Just look who won the Vice Presidential debates...an unannounced "candidate" made the most BUZZ! But one priest in Louisiana made …

Married Couple's Horseplay--With An Actual Horse?

October 10th, 2020

2:04:21

What is a married couple left to do when they've done it all? They rent a horse. And if the guys want to secure their family jewels with a bluetooth chastity belt, better make sure it can't get hacked or you'll need a …

Once In A "Blue Moon" Is Happening All Year Long

October 3rd, 2020

1:55:42

Presidential candidates weren't the only ones talking ugly this week. British parrots were cussing out visitors at a UK zoo. Pancho Guera, my "Insane Florida Nephew" addresses some of the dumb things guys do to prove …

Is Your Dog A Democrat and Fun & Games With Pancho Guero

September 25th, 2020

1:59:31

I grew up with "Yellow Dog" Democrats in Arkansas, but what if your actual dog is a Democrat? I have a way to find out. My Insane FL Nephew, now permanently known as "Pancho Guero", joins me again to spew off some …

Crazy Coons And Feral Monkeys

September 18th, 2020

1:49:45

Thank goodness Tampa didn't defund their police or else one poor woman would not have any one to remove a raccoon from her house. Also, Jacksonville, …

The Summer of Discontent Is Over. Time To Adult

September 12th, 2020

1:46:02

Labor Day has book-ended the "extended Spring Break that turned into Summer Vacation". This year is one big blur...of STUPIDITY. So we put to rest the Summer of 2020 with a proper funeral & get ready for pumpkin …

Protesting Platform Platitudes & Strange Meat

September 4th, 2020

1:30:38

If you're frying up a skillet of turkey tails & think you're seeing a man's "tee-tee", what do you do? You call the cops, just like the woman …

The Christian University President With Too Much Liberty

August 28th, 2020

1:34:11

The former Independent Baptist Tele-Evangelist, Jerry Fallwell, must be ready to rise up from his grave. His son, "Junior", had no other choice but to resign as the President of the University that his daddy started. …

A Sesame Street Bully...And Ellen DeGeneres

August 23rd, 2020

1:35:01

It took corrective surgery on a 17-y/o employee at a Sesame Street theme park in PA to repair the damage done by a man who slugged the teenager over …

Whiny MLB Players & Feudin' Arkansas Hillbillies

August 22nd, 2020

1:41:24

From the "Life's Not Fair" files: The TX Rangers boo-hoo the San Diego Padres because they're better at baseball than them. And a good ol' "Hatfield …

My Hometown Is Stupid!

August 7th, 2020

1:28:02

If China were to subversively take over the US, they could start by infiltrating my hometown of Booneville, AR. You know those Chinese seeds that …

Rude Bosses, Weird Town Names, & Menu Madness

July 31st, 2020

1:30:09

In the midst of the 2020 pandemic, pandemonium is rampant. We've got couples going out to walk the dog in their birthday suits, coin shortages, …

Stealing Moby Dick Was A "Cakewalk"!

July 25th, 2020

1:38:46

How much would you pay to have your phallic adult toy returned? A toy that was 40 pounds & 3 feet tall?? It may have been a cakewalk to shoplift …

If The Confederate Flag Is Racist, So Is The Southern Baptist Convention

July 17th, 2020

1:29:23

The word, "racist" is being thrown around willy-nilly like it's as contagious as COVID-19. The World Health Organization (WHO) is being petitioned by about 1,000 of its employees to declare racism as a health risk. I …

Time To Cancel The "Cancel Culture" Crap?

July 11th, 2020

1:37:54

It's all fun & games until liberals start canceling each other. With more liberals getting a dose of the medicine they've dealt to conservatives …

"Imagine" All The STUPID People

July 4th, 2020

1:20:51

Makeup for men has finally gone mainstream.  But if it is too upsetting for you to come into work now that your boss is wearing concealer & tinted moisturizer, you can use that as an excuse to call in sick. Or you …

Pancake Syrup Virtue Signaling

June 26th, 2020

2:07:17

When is pancake syrup political? Grocery shopping will never be the same when you feel guilty buying Cream of Wheat & Eskimo Pies. Companies all …

A First Father's Day With My Insane FL Nephew

June 19th, 2020

1:24:41

You may have heard the reference of “Florida Man” when there’s a story of some stupid stunt that’s pulled by some guy who lives in Florida. Well, I …

Going Looney Tunes Over The Confederate Flag

June 12th, 2020

1:18:03

Elmer Fudd has been turned into a DUD after HBO Max took away his gun. Will you soon be ordering your drinks at the bar from a robot bartender? Have you ever jammed a charging cord up your tallywhacker just for thills? …

If You Find Yourself In A Riot, Steal A Cheesecake

June 6th, 2020

1:25:41

A woman who allegedly participated in the looting of a Cheesecake Factory during protests in Seattle became an unlikely internet sensation over the weekend. The woman was filmed by a local TV news station Saturday …

Penguin Poop Makes This Podcast Funnier

May 30th, 2020

1:15:46

You don’t need to tell scatological jokes to induce laughter — penguin scat will do that on its own. The flightless bird’s feces apparently produce …

I Married A Martha, Not a Karen, or A Joan

May 22nd, 2020

1:13:00

Nosy neighbors who report you & your child to the police for playing Pokemon Go ...then bake you a cake to apologize. Yep The neighbor's name …

Bikinis With Matching Facemasks & IKEA Peepshows

May 15th, 2020

1:07:08

We are being patrolled to make sure we are all wearing facemasks  & are practicing social distancing. But what about having patrols out to keep …

BONUS SHOW: Interview with A Stupid DJ

May 13th, 2020

39:23

What a riot it was to ZOOM with the Chambersburg, PA band MAWCORE earlier this week! I have known Joshua Redding for many years when he was first in the band Blushing Well. Mawcore is driven to “Flood our World with …

Stupid People Peeing Their Pants & It's Not Due To Murder Hornets

May 8th, 2020

1:02:26

A new Tik-Tok Challenge has reached new levels of stupidity, making me question how much longer the human species has left before evolutionary …

Some Would Rather Clean A Toilet Than Clean Their Car--Or Listen To This Podcast

May 1st, 2020

57:16

More reasons to just stay home after the lockdown is over because you're going to be glued to your device listening to all the stupidity from this …

These Stimulus Checks Are Getting Folks STIMULATED

April 23rd, 2020

54:32

Have you got your stimulus? Don't answer that too quickly... Folks have yet to get theirs, but think they'll need another one already. But when the …

Is COVID-19 Causing The Whole Country To Act Like FLORIDA?

April 18th, 2020

45:45

Of all the stupidity I've ever heard about, I have one story that will cause you to thank any "loss prevention officer" at a Walmart.  I can honestly say that it was one case where the $#!t was going to fly if a woman …

Too Much Family Time During A Pandemic

April 12th, 2020

47:06

The COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak is really having an effect on family togetherness. Also in this episode, you may soon have your toilet tell you more than you ever wanted to know about.... what comes out of you--with …

Covidiot Preachers

April 4th, 2020

34:46

DISCLAIMER: If the audio sounds like it's skipping, the tech support at Anchor is aware of this & hopefully are working on a solution.
This …

Covidiots & Coronavirus Challenges

March 29th, 2020

28:41

Where there is stupidity, there's always challenges. And it's a challenge sometimes to live in a world of stupidity. That's why I love passing on some of the finer moments of humanity in my stupid world.. This week, …

So, How Are You Surviving The Pandemic?

March 25th, 2020

17:23

I've been sitting around in the house now for a little more than half a week & my butt hurts.

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Bunkered Down For COVID-19

March 22nd, 2020

58:01

I have now become a tele-worker from my underground bunker. So with the coronavirus bringing everything to a standstill, podcasts are becoming all …

The Viral Pandemic That's Not A Video

March 15th, 2020

40:57

So we have all sporting events, concerts, late night TV talk shows, & award shows all canceled or postponed. Also, we have schools & …

A Penn State vigil that was a real "gas" & A Slow-speed chase for a Dollar General Shoplifter

March 9th, 2020

55:09

DISTRIBUTION NOTE: If your podcast platform indicates the total time of this episode as being LESS than 50 minutes long, there has been a glitch in this episode being properly distributed to your platform. Get the FULL …

The Coronavirus Is Making Folks Stupid

March 1st, 2020

35:23

If you want to watch the stupidity come out in folks, just create a mass panic. Now, I'm not downplaying a serious pandemic, but let's be real here, …

This Show Will Improve Your Life (Especially When You Hear How Others Lived Theirs)

February 22nd, 2020

41:06

This week, I have culled some of the stupidity from my world so I can improve yours. Just when you think you have your hands full with your drama, …

My Son's Getting Married So I Think I'll Do Another Podcast

February 15th, 2020

23:29

Since I'm not that involved in the wedding where my son is getting married, I thought I would release some of the tension by sharing some of the …

Population Control Courtesy Of Disney

February 1st, 2020

39:08

I'm back from a week's vacation at Walt Disney World & after watching all the crowds patiently waiting in lines for a short "experience", I thought this may be the answer to getting the government to better bring …

From Toe Suckers To Nekkid Floridians

January 14th, 2020

39:35

Boy, do I have some hummers for you this week. Here are links to just a few of the gems that happened in my stupid world....
Toe Sucking Intruder
Rambo, The Screaming Parrot
Dippy Sauce Robbery
An O-HIGH-O Proposal for …

New Year, New Stupidity, & the New Journalism

January 4th, 2020

26:16

Do you know what yellow journalism is? Sadly, it is the new definition for 21st Century reporting. I am still hoping there will be a news organization that will emerge in the new decade to actually tell the news instead …

The Best of 2019's Stupid World

December 29th, 2019

34:31

The great moments of stupidity from 2019 will not help us be less stupid for 2020. Instead, it will challenge us to "top that" for the next year. I'll reminisce about all the stupid people & stupid stunts we lived …

People Get Crazier At Christmas

December 20th, 2019

49:13

JR Rife is back on the podcast this week talking with me & reacting about several stupid stories from the Christmas season. We chat about topping off our Christmas tree, turmoil embroiling within the largest …

Portland's People Pooches

December 8th, 2019

25:02

Self-identity goes out of control in Portland, OR. Thanks to my good friend, Tim Barrett--the former drummer of the band Disciple--for flagging this …

Gobble 'Til You Wobble

November 29th, 2019

26:15

I've got a turkey hangover & a microphone....

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Kanye, Jesus, & Joel Olsteen with a side of Chick-Fil-A

November 23rd, 2019

43:02

You can't please everybody & this is proven in the reaction from Kanye West's new profession of faith, Chick-Fil-A's new direction in donating to non-profits, & how women are to be treated in the church. JR Rife

Poetic Truth: A Conversation with The Truth Poet

November 16th, 2019

56:03

I was able to get to know about a new local poet from Central PA who has just published a new 274 page book called, Truth Poet: Truths of Our Fallen World and Glorious God (Inspiring Voices). Joshua I. Sykes delves into …

Getting Sanctus Real About An Unstoppable God

November 11th, 2019

20:29

My conversation with Dustin of the band, "Sanctus Real" during a stop on their "Unstoppable God" tour at the Somerset Alliance Church in south-central PA.

Check out the band's website to get more info on their tour …

Pete Cannizzaro: On A SoulQuest With Pain

November 1st, 2019

45:21

I visit with a former pastor who has a desire to help coach current pastors through the pain that comes with the pastorate. Pete coaches soccer at

Living Life Fearlessly - An Interview with Allan Scott

October 28th, 2019

54:16

Allan's life story from the "gutter-most to the uttermost". Musician, Allan Scott, has seen the good, the bad, & the restored in his life. Being brought up in a home that honors God & having found a saving faith …

A "Tempest" In A Teapot

October 22nd, 2019

42:24

I talk with J.R. Rife, whom I had the unlikely blessing of getting to know first as a 19 year old teen who attended a concert at a Brookville, PA …

Country Music Keeps It Real

October 21st, 2019

33:13

Thomas Rhett's simple prayer had a big impact. It may have been "unconventional", but it was real. Why is this such a big deal today? Because fewer Christians are standing up & being real.

You may not like the genre …

Your Spiritual ID, Kindness, & Ellen

October 13th, 2019

30:03

Take up Ellen DeGeneres' challenge & try being kind. Or if taking the advice of a person you may disagree with or oppose, try taking up the 30 Day Kindness Challenge from Shaunti Feldhahn

All truth is God's Truth. …

Impeach Tea

October 5th, 2019

33:01

I have a big 'ol jug to guzzle down while watching all the stupid things people are saying. Here's some samples:

Hillary Clinton told “The View” that …

A Plant-Based Theology

September 20th, 2019

16:50

When talking to your plants becomes a religious experience.

If you have comments or questions...or if you're interested in being a guest on a podcast, send a message or email eriklane@msn.com.

(Theme song courtesy of …

God Told Me

September 8th, 2019

36:05

Is it really God telling us --or something else? Many times it is more like us deflecting our desire to elevate ourselves to God so we can skirt the blame.

If you have comments or questions about what was talked about …

So, You Wanna Be A DJ?

September 1st, 2019

37:06

Some insights in how to develop skills to know what to talk about when you crack your mic. Also, determining if you want to work in radio or flip burgers.

Links to some radio show prep websites that were mentioned in …

Going Deep Off The Grid

August 26th, 2019

26:39

The stupid things we believe about theology.

My decision to choose God's salvation does not determine my salvation any more than God's foreknowledge …

Everyone Has Their Own Stupid World

August 21st, 2019

12:21

Grandma comes to stay....?


(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid  World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes  Music/ASCAP)

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Radio Is Broke So Do A Podcast

August 20th, 2019

6:24

My first attempt at this podcast thingy.

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP.)

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