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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

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191: Gam191 Flat Earth Clues (8-14)

April 16th, 2019

1:46:04

On this week's episode, we do last week's episode again but dumber.

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Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here:

190: GAM190 Flat Earth Clues (1-7)

April 9th, 2019

2:07:25

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the true shape of the earth, and the people that don't want you to know about it.

Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention:

189: Gam189 Unplanned

April 2nd, 2019

2:16:58

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Unplanned", the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth*

188: GAM188 Dead Man Rising

March 26th, 2019

1:52:03

With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of "Dead Man Rising", and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you're an atheist.

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187: Gam187 Reefer Madness

March 19th, 2019

1:42:52
Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of "Reefer Madness", the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and …

186: Death of a Nation

March 12th, 2019

1:56:30

On this week's episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D'Souza's "Death of a Nation"; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the "not" in "Nazi".

185: The R.I.O.T.

March 5th, 2019

1:59:30

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T."  Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical."

Come see us in Denver!

184: Run the Race

February 26th, 2019

1:51:02
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Run the Race", the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. …

183: The Missing Christians

February 19th, 2019

1:27:09

This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of "The Missing Christians", the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos.

If you'd like to hear more from Matt; …

182: Gam182 The First Valentine and Love is for the Byrds

February 12th, 2019

1:42:21
This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine's double-feature where we break down "The First Valentine", the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to …

181: The Laws of Eternity

February 5th, 2019

2:01:01

This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of "The Laws of Eternity"; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that …

180: Silence

January 29th, 2019

1:56:17

This week, we're joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of "Silence"; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can't make a good movie when it has to be Christian.

179: GAM179 One More Round

January 22nd, 2019

1:54:01
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time.

Check out …

178: Gam178 Science Falsely So Called

January 15th, 2019

1:38:41
This week, we offer up an atheist review of "Science, Falsely So Called", the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how …

177: My First Miracle

January 8th, 2019

2:03:48

This week, we team up for an atheist review of My First Miracle, the story of childhood cancer being all the proof you need that god loves us.

Get …

176: Wide Awake

January 1st, 2019

1:33:17

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how …

175: Christmas Shoes

December 25th, 2018

1:54:27

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Christmas Shoes, the story of footwear and Rob Lowe's sad, sad decline.

Get tickets to our live …

GAM Xmas Bonus: The Core

December 21st, 2018

2:12:09

Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus …

174: Joseph and Mary

December 18th, 2018

1:46:33

This week we team up for an atheist review of "Joseph and Mary", the story of a set decorator racking up preferred customer points at a Bed Bath and Beyond and saying "Trust me, this is what ancient Israel looked like" …

173: Gam173 A Little Christmas Business

December 11th, 2018

1:30:00
On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "A Little Christmas Business"; the story of an acid trip having a nightmare about Daniel …

172: The Last Straw

December 4th, 2018

1:38:46

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Last Straw", the story of straw. Seriously, there's no other connective tissue in this …

171: Ember Days

November 27th, 2018

1:28:05

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Ember Days", the story of a white guy with dreadlocks making a movie so bad that the dreadlocks …

170: GAM170 Saved by Grace

November 20th, 2018

1:40:25
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Saved by Grace", the story of a washed up child actor settling for what he can get.

For …

169: The Killing of Satan

November 13th, 2018

1:44:47
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Killing of Satan", the story of... something that doesn't lend itself to summary.

For …

168: The Trump Prophecy

November 6th, 2018

1:54:21
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Trump Prophecy", the story of a mentally ill person being exploited by a college of …

167: The Remaining

October 30th, 2018

1:34:03

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Remaining" a (selectively) found footage film about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a scorpion-horse locust.

If you’d like to pick up a copy of …

166: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon

October 23rd, 2018

55:51

This week, the gang teams up live from QED in Manchester, England for a skeptical review of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon", the story of how to get punched by an astronaut if that's what you're into.

165: GAM165 Loose Change

October 16th, 2018

1:41:28

This week, the gang teams up live from London with special guest masochists Andy Wilson (from the InKredulous podcast) and Michael Marshall from Be …

164: The Devil's Advocate

October 9th, 2018

1:54:45

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "The Devil's Advocate"; the story of Al Pacino watching Keanu Reaves try to act.

If …

163: GAM163 God Friended Me

October 2nd, 2018

1:43:49

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "God Friended Me" and learn what it's like for cops to watch cop shows.

Come see us in …

162: Faith Like Potatoes

September 25th, 2018

1:46:45

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of "Faith Like Potatoes", the story of the plight of white people in apartheid South Africa. No, seriously.

Come see us in London! We’re live on …

161: Where is Good?

September 18th, 2018

1:45:31

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Where is Good?", the story of a husband trying to forgive his wife for getting raped and failing. Yes, it's that bad. In fact, if anything, it's worse than I'm …

160: O.B.A.M. Nude

September 11th, 2018

1:39:12
This week, the guys team of for an atheist review of O.B.A.M. Nude, the story of a giant baby. I mean, that's not what the filmmaker would tell you …

159: GAM159 New World Order

September 4th, 2018

1:49:53

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out.

Check out more of Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only, The

158: GAM158 The Climate Hustle

August 28th, 2018

1:33:51

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a review of "The Climate Hustle", the story of how the world was duped by "big environment" into believing that math and physics are real.

You can hear more …

157: The Perfect Stranger

August 21st, 2018

1:44:59

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Perfect Stranger, the story of a woman who winds up on a blind date with Jesus and can't think of anything interesting to talk about.

See us live …

156: Voiceless

August 14th, 2018

2:00:31
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Voiceless, a sympathetic look at one of those guys who screams at women on their way into clinics about how they're gonna burn in hell for murdering their babies.

155: GAM155 Bibleman Episode 4

August 7th, 2018

1:28:05
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Bibleman, Episode 4... or, at least, what Pureflix had incorrectly labeled as episode 4. It was actually episode 2 of season 2. So don't be surprised if you're a …

154: The Unmiracle

July 31st, 2018

1:59:19

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Unmiracle, the story of a few dudes who had enough money for a little Kevin Sorbo, but not a lot.

153: GAM153: Masterless

July 24th, 2018

1:44:47
On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself.

See us …

152: GAM152 Sunday School Musical

July 17th, 2018

1:34:43
This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of Sunday School Musical; the story of a desperately rushed production that …

151: GAM151 Bibleman - Episode 1

July 10th, 2018

1:14:00
On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of the pilot episode of Bibleman, which somehow led to additional episodes of …

150: GAM150 God's Army 2: States of Grace

July 3rd, 2018

2:12:55

This week, guest masochists Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "God's Army 2: States of Grace"; the story of a Mormon writer/director who really wants us to believe that going …

149: The Singles Ward

June 26th, 2018

1:54:47
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on.

If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest …

148: GAM148 Are you the One?

June 19th, 2018

1:12:47

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Are you the One?", a Mormon short film about a couple that hate each other with every fiber of their being and thus consider not getting married.

If you’d like to …

147: Gam147 Doctrines of Grace

June 12th, 2018

1:52:52

This week, Frank and Dan from the Thank God I'm Atheist podcast join us to break down three Mormon shorts that all share a dark secret.

If you’d …

146: Joseph Smith: Prophet of the Restoration

June 5th, 2018

1:54:46
This week, Bryce Blankenagel joins us to debunk about 4% of the lies in this movie, because to get them all, this episode would have to be several …

145: My Daddy is in Heaven

May 29th, 2018

1:35:28

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about. 

144: The Moment After II: The Awakening

May 22nd, 2018

1:54:52

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Moment After II: The Awakening, the story of a writer being challenged to make even less happen in this one than in the first one and succeeding beyond anyone's …

143: The Moment After

May 15th, 2018

1:51:17

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Moment After", the story of David AR White not having enough money to make a big budget flick like Black Rider just yet.

To see Citation Needed …

142: The Beautiful Truth

May 8th, 2018

2:00:18
This week, Natalie Newell joins us for a skeptical review of The Beautiful Truth, the story of a man losing his mind with a 1990s camcorder running …

141: Cries of the Unborn

May 1st, 2018

1:55:32

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Cries of the Unborn", the story of a bunch of people watching the prequel and being really convinced by it.

Check out …

140: Bible Man: Silencing the Gossip Queen

April 24th, 2018

1:14:58
This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bible Man episode 2, "Silencing the Gossip Queen", in which they take on a character that is very clearly a jewish stereotype that they never acknowledge. …

139: Gam139 Bal Ganesh 2

April 17th, 2018

1:22:30
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh 2; the charming, animated story of absolutely nothing.

If you’d like …

138: The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs

April 10th, 2018

1:15:38
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that …

137: God's Not Dead: A Light in the Darkness

April 3rd, 2018

2:00:05

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 3; the story of a Christian movie coming disturbingly close to realizing that the religious people are the bad guys.

If you’d like to …

136: Paul: Apostle of Christ

March 27th, 2018

1:40:42

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Paul: Apostle of Christ"; the story of an old woman failing to get into her bag of …

135: I Can Only Imagine

March 20th, 2018

1:44:54

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "I Can Only Imagine", the story of a plucky Christian tune that tried to make it all the way to number one on the pop charts, and only fell seventy places …

134: All the King's Horses

March 13th, 2018

1:37:49

This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's …

133: Psalty the Songbook Volume One

March 6th, 2018

1:16:30

This week, the gang collectively lose their minds as they delve into a failed dancer's acid trip called Psalty the Songbook. They will never be okay …

132: Invisible Enemies

February 27th, 2018

1:42:38

This week, guest masochists Thomas Smith and Aaron Rabi of the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about a movie about magical glasses and …

131: Samson

February 20th, 2018

2:13:40

This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of Samson. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together.

If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, …

130: The Knight of Daye

February 13th, 2018

1:56:13

If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here:

129: The Sobbing Stone

February 6th, 2018

1:35:12

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Sobbing Stone, the story of four people looking at a rock and yelling at each …

128: October Baby

January 30th, 2018

1:57:05

This week, guest masochist Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "October Baby", the story of a botched abortion trying to put the pieces …

127: Moment of Truth

January 23rd, 2018

1:08:13
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about.

If you’d like to pick up a copy of our …

126: Muhammad: The Last Prophet

January 16th, 2018

1:57:02

This week, Callie and Ari from the Gaytheist Manifesto podcast join us to tempt fate.

This week's episode is brought to you by RXBar.

To hear more from Callie and Ari, check out the Gaytheist Manifesto:

125: Future Tense

January 9th, 2018

1:21:57

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream.

If …

124: Without Reservation

January 2nd, 2018

1:13:04
This week Noah, Heath, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Without Reservation, the story of a bunch of white kids with mullets rapping in the …

123: Miracle of 34th Street

December 26th, 2017

1:48:57
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed …

122: Christmas Gone Viral

December 19th, 2017

1:24:35
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas Gone Viral; the story of Ray Comfort completely running out of ideas and just doing the same damn video over and over again. If you’d like to …

121: Christmas with a Capital C

December 12th, 2017

1:31:38
This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas." …

120: The Star

December 5th, 2017

1:28:41
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story. If you’d like to …

119: Ten of the Top Scientific Truths in the Bible

November 28th, 2017

1:03:28
This week, live from Australia, Ray Comfort offers us up a list of things the bible got right, and he manages it in well under 30 minutes. If you’d …

118: How Do I Love Thee?

November 21st, 2017

1:13:05

On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?"

Learn more …

117: Bal Ganesh

November 14th, 2017

1:33:33

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes.

Come see us in Australia! …

116: The Monster Project

November 7th, 2017

1:36:41

This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody …

115: Let There Be Light

October 31st, 2017

1:51:06
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean …

114: The Life Zone

October 24th, 2017

1:44:15
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With …

113: The Appointment

October 17th, 2017

1:19:22

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film.

Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like …

112: Passage to Zarahemla

October 10th, 2017

2:03:21
In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a …

111: GAM111 The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)

October 3rd, 2017

1:33:34
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in …

110: GAM110 Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!

September 26th, 2017

1:24:51
In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates …

109: GAM109 The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

September 19th, 2017

1:41:11

On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet.

If you’d like so see us live, …

108: GAM108 Hangman's Curse

September 12th, 2017

1:58:32
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Hangman's Curse, the story of a family of sleuths trying desperately to surf the edge of Scooby-Doo's intellectual property. If you’d like so see us …

107: GAM107 M 10.28

September 5th, 2017

1:27:14
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up to figure out what the hell the title of this movie is about... If you’d like so see us live, check out our …

106: GAM106 Agent Emes: The Fish Head

August 29th, 2017

1:32:50
This week, Noah learns to speak Jew. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here:

105: GAM105 Exit: The Appeal of Suicide

August 22nd, 2017

1:31:23
In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates …

104: GAM104: Dashavatar

August 15th, 2017

1:56:49
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah break down the basket of animated Hindu insanity that is Dashavatar; the story of... a bunch of weird stuff happening. That's really as best as I can summarize. If you’d …

103: GAM103 Creed of Gold

August 8th, 2017

1:53:18
On this week's show, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Creed of Gold", the story of a plucky group of college freshman who take down the …

102: GAM102 The Mark 2: Redemption

August 1st, 2017

1:49:13
On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick and Heath Enwright take full advantage of Noah's absence in an atheist review of The Mark 2: Redemption. If …

101: GAM101 The Mark

July 25th, 2017

1:57:29

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no …

100: GAM100 Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt

July 18th, 2017

1:38:59

This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child.

Be sure to check out the Thinking …

99: GAM099 Journey to the Sky

July 11th, 2017

1:34:46

This week the God Awful Movies crew takes to the stage in Seattle Washington, where Heath and Noah review Journey to the Sky, and Eli eats brownies a …

98: GAM098 Believe

July 4th, 2017

1:52:10
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, …

97: GAM097 Six The Mark Unleashed

June 27th, 2017

1:59:51

This week, Eli Bosnick and Noah Lugeons team up with Michael Marshall of the Merseyside Skeptics for an atheist review of Six: The Mark Unleashed, the story of two men held prisoner by the antichrist, and another man, …

96: GAM096 Love Different

June 20th, 2017

1:50:55
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Love Different, an uplifting sign of American racial equality that proves you can …

95: GAM095 The Cross and the Switchblade

June 13th, 2017

1:46:18

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah take the stage live in New York City for an atheist review of The Cross and the Switchblade; the story of a white man and his burden.

If you’d like so see us live, check …

94: GAM094 The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

June 6th, 2017

1:52:10
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards …

93: GAM093 The Prophecy II

May 30th, 2017

1:45:52
This week, we combine direct to video with roman numerals in the title, and get exactly the kind of high quality film one expects in those circumstances. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates …

92: GAM092 The Prophecy

May 23rd, 2017

1:56:04
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest …

91: GAM091 Heaven Bound

May 16th, 2017

1:54:50
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people …

90: GAM090 End of Days

May 9th, 2017

2:01:21
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of End of Days, the story of a nuclear security guard fighting Satan with a grenade launcher. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates …

89: GAM089 Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed

May 2nd, 2017

1:59:33
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a …

88: GAM088: The Burning Hell - Live from ReasonCon

April 25th, 2017

1:47:43
This week, Thomas Smith joins us on stage at ReasonCon 3 in Hickory, North Carolina for an atheist review of The Burning Hell. It's the story of a …

87: GAM087 Revenge of the Vultures 1

April 18th, 2017

1:37:37
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the fifth film in the Nigerian "Vultures of Horror" series, known in house as "the …

86: GAM086 The Case for Christ

April 11th, 2017

1:59:58

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Case for Christ; the story of a man researching a book, when all of a sudden, he writes a book eventually. And that's literally all the movie has to …

85: GAM085 Divination

April 4th, 2017

1:54:25
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic …

84: GAM084 Old Fashioned

March 28th, 2017

1:51:31
This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of Old Fashioned; the story of a man who promised god he'd never be alone in a room with a woman if god forgave him for all the consensual boob-filming he did in …

83: GAM083 The Becoming

March 21st, 2017

1:49:09
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Becoming", which we're pretty sure was meant as a movie. With candle-based lighting, wet microphones, sarcastic scoring, and 'free with …

82: GAM082 The Shack

March 14th, 2017

1:50:13

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Shack; the story of why you don't see Sam Worthington in more challenging roles.

81: GAM081 Reggie's Prayer

March 7th, 2017

1:57:30

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Reggie's Prayer; the story of a millionaire football star who tried to portray a millionaire football star in a movie and failed miserably.

If you’d like …

80: GAM080 Held for Ransom

February 28th, 2017

1:28:35
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Held for Ransom, the real life story of the kidnapping of Eunice …

79: GAM079 Me Again

February 21st, 2017

1:37:27

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Me Again, the story of a pastor spending time in the bodies of a teenage boy, an elderly African American, a gangster, a model, and a fish. But not in a …

78: GAM078 The Fight Within

February 14th, 2017

1:37:12
This week, guest masochist Devin Heater teams up with Eli and Noah for an atheist review of The Fight Within, the story of a patricidal Christian wrestler who punches people for money. And Jesus.

If you’d like to make …

77: GAM077 The Resurrection of Gavin Stone

February 7th, 2017

1:44:33

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Resurrection of Gavin Stone; the story of a washed up, burned out child star turning his life over to Jesus and settling for a four.

If you’d like …

76: GAM076 Wicked Vultures 2

January 31st, 2017

1:25:53

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Wicked Vultures 2; the 4th film in the Vultures of Horror series. …

75: GAM075 The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost

January 24th, 2017

1:46:28
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost", the story of a bunch of people sitting in a room with Jesus not doing anything. And it's just as action packed as that …

74: GAM074 The Right to Believe (Live in Chicago)

January 17th, 2017

1:50:58

This week, Tom and Cecil of the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us live for an atheist review of "The Right to Believe", an exploration of the age …

73: GAM073 The Encounter

January 10th, 2017

1:47:19

This week, guest masochist Marissa McCool joins Eli and Noah to discuss the story of Jesus's under-performing dinner theater magic show in an atheist …

72: GAM072 Christmas on Salvation Street

January 3rd, 2017

1:51:16

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas on Salvation Street; the heartwarming story of nothing happening for an hour and forty-five minutes. But it's a Christmas movie, …

71: GAM071 Apocalypse 4: Judgement

December 27th, 2016

2:08:12

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast joins us to break down the court room drama that caps off our four movie-trilogy. Listen as we desperately try to decipher the post-rapture legal system, as well …

70: GAM070 Apocalypse 3: Tribulation

December 20th, 2016

1:52:55
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required …

69: GAM069 Apocalypse 2: Revelation

December 13th, 2016

1:51:22
On this week's show, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalyse 2: Revelation; a heart-warming buddy cop movie where a hardened detective looking for clues that can lead him to his family, and his …

68: GAM067 Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm

December 6th, 2016

1:42:31

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm"; a story of the biblical apocalypse as …

67: GAM067 Blood Freak

November 29th, 2016

1:27:06
In this week's show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It's the classic story of boy meets girl, eats …

66: GAM066 King's Faith

November 22nd, 2016

1:44:40

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of King's Faith; the story of a human who does things, many of which are …

65: GAM065 Holyman Undercover

November 15th, 2016

1:46:24

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write …

64: GAM064 The Atheist Delusion

November 8th, 2016

1:29:19

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Atheist Delusion, a hybrid of man on the street interviews with high teenagers …

63: GAM063 I'm Not Ashamed

November 1st, 2016

2:05:12

This week, Eli and Noah team up with writer, comedian, improv artist, and guest masochist Keisha Zollar for an atheist review of "I'm Not Ashamed"; a …

62: GAM062 Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

October 25th, 2016

58:55
In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli join you live from QED in Manchester, England for an atheist review of "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed." In this obituary to Ben Stein's career, the monotone gopher of …

61: GAM061 Wicked Vultures

October 18th, 2016

1:12:33

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Wicked Vultures", the third film in the "Vultures of Horror" series. Listen along …

60: GAM060 Confessions of a Prodigal Son

October 11th, 2016

1:46:42

In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up once more for an atheist review of Confessions of a Prodigal Son; the heart bypassing story of some middle-class white kid that mistook being hungover for having real …

59: Gam059 Vaxxed

October 4th, 2016

2:00:43
On this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up with the Scibabe, Yvette D'Entremont, for a skeptical review of Vaxxed: Cover Up to Catastrophe. In this baby-manslaughtering propaganda piece, we learn that some …

58: GAM058 Time Changers

September 27th, 2016

1:53:07

On this week's episode, Noah, Heath and Eli team up for an atheist review of Time Changers; a cinematic exploration of the dumbest possible use of a time machine.

57: GAM057 The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah

September 20th, 2016

1:59:20

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join up with a mysterious friend for an atheist review of The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah, a movie about a young Christian boy in South Dakota and his relentless efforts to cure his Jewish …

56: GAM056 God's Club

September 13th, 2016

1:48:04

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of God's Club, the story of Stephen Baldwin trying desperately to open his eyes up all the way. Set amid the backdrop of a churchless town in Vermont, a …

55: GAM055 The Masked Saint

September 6th, 2016

1:54:10

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Masked Saint, the story of Nacho Libre, except for realsies. This …

54: GAM054 God's Not Dead

August 30th, 2016

1:55:34

It's been a year, so we figured Eli had finally earned an episode off.  So we invited Tom and Cecil to join us for an atheist review of God Not Dead; the review that, in a round about way, got this show started. …

53: GAM053 Passion of the Christ LIVE!

August 23rd, 2016

1:45:47

This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Passion of the Christ, also known as the first inhalation after Mel Gibson's last …

52: GAM052 What the Bleep do we Know?

August 16th, 2016

1:32:56

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for a skeptical review of What the Bleep do we Know?, the 2004 classic of quantum woo. From "scientific" studies that show you can meditate away high murder rates to …

51: GAM051 Vultures of Horror 2

August 9th, 2016

1:27:18

On this week's episode, we pull a late audible and Heath, Noah, and Eli join forces for an atheist review of Vultures of Horror 2. In the second …

50: GAM050 Day When the Sun Rises in the West

August 2nd, 2016

1:31:24

In this week's episode, Heath, Noah, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Day When Sun Rises in West: Film that Shock the World. In this tale of inevitable destruction, four Muslim friends wonder if the end times …

49: GAM049 Will A Man Rob God?

July 26th, 2016

1:57:03

This week, Ishmael Brown joins us to talk about Would A Man Rob God? ... It's a slightly musical stage play about prosperity churches, performed for …

48: Gam048 Accidental Activist

July 19th, 2016

1:42:36

This week, Callie Wright and Ari Stillman of the Gaytheist Manifesto Podcast join Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of Accidental Activist, a film about a bigot who struggles with the harsh consequences of his …

47: Gam047 Leap 2: Rise of the Beast

July 12th, 2016

1:46:43

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap 2: Rise of the Beast, a low-budget (no... lower than that) action packed …

46: GAM046 Leap

July 5th, 2016

1:50:40

This week Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap, a no-budget film about four friends who decide to use their remedial …

45: GAM045 God's Army

June 28th, 2016

1:51:16

This week, Heath has the sense not to join Eli and Noah as they embark on an atheist review of God's Army, the story of an alien lifeform that's …

44: GAM044 The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey

June 21st, 2016

1:53:35

On this week's episode, Dan and Mark from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey; the …

43: GAM043 Cipher in the Snow and Johnny Lingo

June 14th, 2016

1:36:10

This week, Eli and Noah are joined by Bryce Blankenagel for an atheist review of Cipher in the Show and Johnny Lingo, two "educational" shorts produced by BYU in a desperate (and misguided) effort to make Mormonism seem …

42: GAM042 Saturday's Warrior

June 7th, 2016

1:51:21

This week, David Michael of the My Book of Mormon podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with an atheist review of Saturday's Warrior, which is essentially the musical version of the Mormon Duggars.

If you'd …

41: GAM041 Rock: It's Your Decision

May 31st, 2016

1:32:16

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once more; this time for an atheist review of Rock: It's Your Decision; a Bizarro-world version of Footloose where our hero uses his ability to not dance to inspire an entire …

40: GAM040 More Than Chance

May 24th, 2016

1:38:12

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up once more for an atheist review of More Than Chance; the story of a young girl crippled by child abuse and really bad screenwriting, who eventually learns to overcome …

39: GAM039 Second Glance

May 17th, 2016

1:23:53

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Second Glance, a bizarre hybridization of an after school special, a …

38: GAM038 The Freedom of Silence

May 10th, 2016

1:41:39

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of The Freedom of Silence; a film that asks what happens when a computer expert and …

37: GAM037 Vultures of Horror

May 3rd, 2016

1:27:07

This week, we watched a Nigerian Christian demon bird cult classic.  Yup.

 

Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil …

36: GAM036 The Black Rider: Revelation Road

April 26th, 2016

1:52:47

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of The Black Rider: Revelation Road, the third film in a trilogy that has, …

35: GAM035 Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire

April 19th, 2016

1:55:59

This week, we're joined once again by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire.  Part 1 went something …

34: GAM034 Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End

April 12th, 2016

1:51:19

This week, we're joined by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End.  In a pre-post-apocalyptic world, …

33: GAM033 God's Not Dead 2

April 5th, 2016

2:03:05

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 2, a story in which god continues to not be dead, apparently.  This film continues the Pure Flix tradition of cramming way too many …

32: GAM032 Mercy Rule

March 29th, 2016

1:38:09

On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Kirk Cameron's Mercy Rule; the tale of a scrappy, old-fashioned …

31: GAM031 Miracles From Heaven

March 22nd, 2016

1:32:24

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath take a field trip to see Miracles From Heaven in the theater on opening weekend.  Red carpet!!!  Eli wore Versace, Noah wore Nike, and Heath wore a smile.  Nobody else was happy.  Join …

30: GAM030 A Matter of Faith

March 15th, 2016

1:50:42

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once again to take on the most blissfully ignorant film they've encountered so far.  Join them for an …

29: GAM029 If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

March 8th, 2016

1:24:02

On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film.  If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian …

28: GAM028 Risen

March 1st, 2016

1:20:51

This week we meet a movie that's out of our league, but only by a little.  Join Eli, Noah, and Heath as they head out for a field trip and learn how …

27: GAM027 I'm in Love with a Church Girl

February 23rd, 2016

1:52:58

This week, former senior writer for the Onion and current writer for Comedy Central's @Midnight Jocelyn Richard joins us to break down a story about a man and a woman, and that's pretty much it.  This conflictless love …

26: GAM026 Unconditional

February 15th, 2016

1:30:18

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces once more to take on a film that snuck just enough god stuff in to make the "faith" category on Netflix.  It's the story of a woman on the hunt for the man who …

25: Gam025 Christian Mingle

February 9th, 2016

1:43:22

This week, Eli, Heah, and Noah are joined by the hilarious Chelsea Davison to break down a heartwarming story of petty problems, woeful lack of …

24: GAM024 WWJD 3: The Journey Continues...

February 2nd, 2016

1:47:22

In this week's episode, we polish off the grand finale of the WWJD trilogy with an installment that maintains the series' continuity by having …

23: Gam023 WWJD2: The Woodcarver

January 26th, 2016

1:32:15

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down the sequel to last week's homage to things happening randomly and in questionable focus; What …

22: Gam022 What Would Jesus Do?

January 19th, 2016

1:49:05

This week we meet a drifter with a heart of gold and no idea how humanity works. In a small California town with a bafflingly robust homeless …

21: GAM021 Little Boy

January 12th, 2016

1:38:30

This week Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Little Boy, the true story of Jesus giving nuclear bomb powers to an 8 year old so that he could massacre …

20: GAM020 Heaven's Door

January 5th, 2016

1:53:12

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath tackle a movie about little girl who has the ability to cure cancer, AIDS, heart disease, and kidney failure, but instead uses it to cure hamsters with indigestion.  But when …

19: GAM019 Loving the Bad Man

December 29th, 2015

1:53:23

This week, Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance join us to break down a tale of a live triangle between a woman, her rapist, and her stalker.  Join us as we see exactly how many offended emails a podcast can fit into …

18: GAM018 Christmas Angel

December 22nd, 2015

1:45:07

This week comedian Rebecca Vigil joins Heath, Noah, and Eli to break down Christmas Angel, a movie that was just dissimilar enough from Touched by an …

17: GAM017 Silver Bells

December 15th, 2015

1:43:35

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Silver Bells, the story of a man whose competitive ways lead to criminal trouble when he accidentally hits somebody with a basketball just as all American jurisprudence …

16: GAM016 What If...

December 8th, 2015

1:49:08

This week, Heath makes a triumphant return to welcome guest masochist Michael Marshall; Project Director of the Good Thinking Society, co-host of Skeptics with a K, and host of Be Reasonable.  Together, we take on What …

15: Gam015 Prodigal Planet

December 1st, 2015

1:44:01

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah reach the belated end of the Thief in the Night quadrilogy with a story of fiction's tidiest nuclear disaster. …

14: GAM014 Image of the Beast

November 24th, 2015

1:46:23

This week Eli and Noah tackle the third film in the Thief in the Night series, Image of the Beast.  And as we descend further into hellscape of Russell S. Doughten's untreated mental illness, we find that computers are …

13: GAM013 A Distant Thunder

November 17th, 2015

1:31:55

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle the second movie in the infamous A Thief in the Night series; A Distant Thunder.  This is the story of the all the stuff the girl dreamed about in the first movie happening in …

12: GAM012 A Thief in the Night

November 10th, 2015

1:43:06

This week, Eli and Noah break down our most oft-requested film; A Thief in the Night.  This launches a three part (or possibly four part if we can take it) series on one of the a movie that's horrible production quality …

11: GAM011 Redeemed

November 3rd, 2015

1:47:14

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle Redeemed, a movie about how thinking about having a platonic, purely conversational relationship with a person you aren't married to will destroy your marriage.

 

Our theme …

10: GAM010 The Lock In

October 27th, 2015

1:41:42

This week, Eli and Noah break down The Lock In, a movie that carves out its own genre somewhere between "found footage horror", and "My bad, I thought I'd turned the camera off."  When three friends find a nudie …

9: GAM009 Last Ounce of Courage

October 20th, 2015

1:46:36

In this week's episode, comedian Micah Sherman joins us to break down a movie so jingoistic the American flags are made up of smaller American flags. …

8: GAM008 Catching Faith

October 13th, 2015

1:40:11

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Catching Faith; a movie based on a Christian coloring book for grown-ups that revolves around …

7: GAM007 Brother White

October 6th, 2015

1:56:46

In this week’s episode, special guest masochist Nick Morgan-Moore joins us to break down Brother White, a movie that falls somewhere in the racism spectrum between War Room and Mein Kampf.

 

If you can’t get enough of …

6: GAM006 Left Behind: World at War

September 29th, 2015

1:46:28

In this week's episode, we tackle the exciting conclusion to the exciting conclusion to the Left Behind trilogy, and rejoice in not having to watch another Kirk Cameron movie next week.By the way, if anybody's up for …

5: GAM005 Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force

September 22nd, 2015

1:42:54

This week we tackle Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force, described by critics as the Attack of the Clones of Kirk Cameron's filmography.  In this film, …

4: GAM004 Left Behind (2000)

September 15th, 2015

1:43:05

In this episode, we embark upon an entire trilogy of increasingly crazy Kirk Cameron apocalypse movies.  We break down part one of the Left Behind …

3: GAM003 War Room

September 8th, 2015

1:48:10

War Room, the story of a magical black woman teaching someone how to overcome emotional abuse by talking to an invisible wizard in a closet.  Not only is it the least interesting to ever contain the word “war” in the …

2: GAM002 No Greater Love

September 1st, 2015

1:45:56

No Greater Love, a story of forbidden love, scenery chewing, and musical montages that starts boring and ends crazy.  Join Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, Noah Lugeons, and special guest Meg Griffiths for our review.

1: GAM001 Miracle Man

August 25th, 2015

1:14:47

If you'd like to watch Miracle Man for free (not recommended), you can find it here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfQDU3Lphrs

If you'd like to hear more of Ryan Slotnick (recommended), you can find him here.Evil …

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