Full Retard

52 EpisodesProduced by Mentally DamagedWebsite

Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way.

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Entitled Parents - Only 1 kid & let her color

August 7th, 2019

two short stories of entitled parents
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Choosing Beggars - $500 Commitment & cricket cards buyer

August 5th, 2019

Stories of Apparently anything less than a $500/year commitment isn't good enough for Doctors Without Borders and CB cricket cards buyer
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Choosing Beggars - Family Lender & Gift Hording

August 4th, 2019

two choosing beggar stores about lending money to family and a sister that wants all the gifts

Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/clk9bv/sont_lend_money_to_family_if_you_ever_want_to_see/

Choosing Beggars - $3 charity, Unpaid Mechanic, Mom had a stroke

July 29th, 2019

a longer episode about haggling for charity, a mechanic nearly not being paid, and some using moms medical fund to travel.

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Choosing Beggars - CB meet CB, Coworker's sister, watch her dog

July 28th, 2019

CB meets another CB, Coworker's sister wants her to plan her sons birthday and pay for it all, and I will never watch her dog again

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Choosing Beggars - Free Vacation, Surfing Beggar, Accidental Hooker

July 25th, 2019

a longer episode about a free vacation that isn't good enough, surfing lesson, and accidentally picking up a hooker.
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Choosing Beggars - CB demands a discount, Puppy Fix, I can't wait in line

July 24th, 2019

a short episode about discount demands, puppy adopters, and someone who just cant wait in line.
Original Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/cg3od3/cb_demands_a_discount/
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Entitled Parents - my family is dead, work sitter, Vegan Meat

July 20th, 2019

a collection of stories about entitles parents
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Letsnotmeet - Mothers telephone & Witch in the woods

July 18th, 2019

An episode of letsnotmeet detailing two stories one of a man who wanted to use the phone and another of the witch in the woods.
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TalesFromTheFrontDesk - No one told me, 2am cancel, fee of pleasure

July 17th, 2019

A short collection of takes from the front desk
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Nuclear Revenge - Contractor Destruction, Burning Down The Lexis

July 16th, 2019

Nuclear revenge about a contractor that stole money and the theft of a parking spot

Original Post

Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary

July 9th, 2019

Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary

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Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company

July 8th, 2019

A short story about a carpenter who learned a hard lesson about terrible employers

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Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell

June 3rd, 2019

A few short missed connections from around the world.

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Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny

May 31st, 2019

A short story about first date that ended with crap.

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ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars

May 30th, 2019

A short episode of choosing beggars about the demand for free logos, my dads money is my money, and you should pay me to take your phone.

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Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I'll kill myself, No reminders

May 23rd, 2019

A few missed connections from craigslist and of course more choosing beggars.

Original Reddit Posts
I'll kill myself
No reminders

ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k<200

May 21st, 2019

An episode detailing a few choice choosingbeggars. Searching for a free veteran photographer, need a horse farm for free, 10k for 200 NOW.

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Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless

May 20th, 2019

A episode detailing a few select stories from Reddit. A person expecting extras at a restaurant for free, a buyer buying for less than selling price but asking for additional hardware, and people pretending to be …

Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy

May 17th, 2019

A short episode telling the stories of a woman's demanding Tinder profile, an entitled expecting mother, and a man looking for serious cuddles without monogamy.

Original Reddit Posts
Demanding Tinder Woman

Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance

May 16th, 2019

Three stories selected from Choosing Beggars on Reddit. A raciest personal ad, typical something for nothing buyer, and begging for Inheritance.

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Personal Ad

Bill's Special Jar

May 15th, 2019

A short story about Bill's special jar.

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Facebook & No Lube

May 15th, 2019

Comical jabs at Facebook, Facebook marketplace, and people that use Facebook a bit too much

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May 15th, 2019

Two short stories of true WTF

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Choosing Beggars - Vanity

May 15th, 2019

A short story read from Choosing Beggars on Reddit, the story is about a man having a yard sale that posted about it on Facebook. A Choosing Beggar expected him to deliver and set up an item.

Original Reddit Post

Bad Customer No Biscuit

May 15th, 2019

A short story about a customer I had recently

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Entergy Recommends Soured Milk

May 15th, 2019

A rant and short story about the unannounced all day power outage in my town yesterday that was scheduled weeks ago but they failed to notify us.

Welfare Junkies

May 15th, 2019

Why shouldn't we drug test for welfare?

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Trump Trump Trump

May 15th, 2019

A quick rant about today's headlines and politics

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Depressing Headlines

May 15th, 2019

A short compilation of the weeks depressing headlines

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