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Four Million Years Later

125 EpisodesProduced by Jerzy Drozd & HooverWebsite

A story analysis show wherein two old friends (both TF fans since '84) rewatch an episode of the original Transformers cartoon and convene to talk about what they saw.VISIT OUR TEEPUBLIC STORE for shirts, stickers, magnets, totes, and all sorts of things !

125 Episodes | 2019 - 2021

FMYL 75 - MADMAN'S PARADISE

November 25th, 2021

1:24:27

SADLY NO DECEPTICONS APPEAR IN THIS EPISODE. And HOOVER reviews it accordingly! JERZY has less of a problem with it, but HOOVER is not here for this DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS tale masquerading as a TRANSFORMERS story. DANIEL

FMYL 74 - SURPRISE PARTY

November 11th, 2021

1:18:01

After receiving a surprise party for his birthday, DANIEL decides to throw a surprise party on ULTRA MAGNUS'S birthday! But when is that?? So DANIEL and WHEELIE head off to a storage asteroid (not an ice cream factory) …

FMYL 73 - FOREVER IS A LONG TIME COMING

October 28th, 2021

1:20:34

Uh oh, more timey-wimey stuff! The QUINTESSONS are tired of not being the landlords of CYBERTRON anymore, so they've built a time machine so they can alter the past. An ancient AUTOBOT named A3 has been yanked to the …

FMYL 72 - CHAOS

October 14th, 2021

1:16:03

KUP's been carrying around some guilt for 100,000 years (literally)! What happened on the planet of DREAD that has him so troubled? Why is the famed storyteller so silent about this part of his past? The truth is …

FMYL 71 - THE KILLING JAR

September 30th, 2021

1:30:09

Well, it's not TRAPPED IN A CAVE, but it's TRAPPED ON A SHIP! A QUINTESSON scientist thinks it's a grand idea to capture an AUTOBOT, DECEPTICON, JUNKION, and human to play some mind games with! But things get crazy …

FMYL 70 - FIVE FACES OF DARKNESS PT 5

September 16th, 2021

1:26:56

We wrap up the TRANSFORMERS' first and ONLY 5 part miniseries right here! The QUINTESSONS have convinced the DECEPTICONS to wage war on the AUTOBOTS and their home of CYBERTRON! But secretly the QUINTESSONS chuckle to …

FMYL 69 - FIVE FACES OF DARKNESS PT 4

September 2nd, 2021

1:30:58

Business is picking up! GALVATRON finds out where all his DECEPTICONS went, and he doesn't like the answer! The QUINTESSONS make stuff up so GALVATRON doesn't kill them! The JUNKIONS come save the day on GOO, and

FMYL 68 - FIVE FACES OF DARKNESS PT 3

August 19th, 2021

1:26:43

We're at the middle chapter of the series' only 5-parter, and things are heating up all over the galaxy! The AUTOBOTS find themselves in a STICKY SITUATION on the planet GOO! The DECEPTICONS get made an offer they can't …

FMYL 67 - FIVE FACES OF DARKNESS PT 2

August 5th, 2021

1:32:23

Season 3 continues as we learn more about these mysterious QUINTESSONS! They have a real beef against the AUTOBOTS, it seems! Meanwhile CYCLONUS and THE SWEEPS locate and rescue (or harass, depending on who you ask)

FMYL 66 - FIVE FACES OF DARKNESS PT 1

July 22nd, 2021

1:29:23

Here we are BACK to the regular series, starting off SEASON 3! We see a lot of movie threads continue into the series, and the return of new friends …

FMYL 65.6 - TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE PT 4

July 8th, 2021

1:12:49

It's the exciting conclusion of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE! It's time to move along to the final act, where WHEELIE takes charge and assumes command of the AUTOBOTS! Okay, that might not be what happens, but it's still all …

FMYL 65.5 - TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE PT 3

June 24th, 2021

1:41:05

Here we are at part 3 of our four part movie coverage! It's a lot of AUTOBOT coverage as we follow KUP, HOT ROD, and the DINOBOTS on QUINTESSA and …

FMYL 65.4 - TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE PT 2

June 10th, 2021

1:46:34

Here we are at the SECOND part of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE and things are about to get AWESOME and TERRIBLE all at once... you're allowed to cry during this one. This part contains not only the greatest fight in …

FMYL 65.3 - TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE PT 1

May 27th, 2021

1:42:58

Here we are, at long last at TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE! This will be covered in four parts! This first episode covers the first 19 or so minutes, or the first 3 chapters of the Shout Factory Blu-ray. In this episode Jerzy

FMYL SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT MAY 2021

May 24th, 2021

5:36

UNCLE!!! Due to life being extremely annoying and difficult, after part one of the movie goes up May 27th, we will be switching to coming out every …

FMYL 65.2 - SSN 2 DECEPTICON COMBINERS

May 20th, 2021

1:28:14

It's time for another discussion, to reflect on both the STUNTICONS and COMBATICONS, before we move on to THE MOVIE! These two teams didn't get much …

FMYL 65.1 - SSN 2 AUTOBOT COMBINERS

May 13th, 2021

1:27:00

It's time for another discussion, to reflect on both the AERIALBOTS and PROTECTOBOTS, before we move on to new stories. As one can imagine, JERZY has much more to say than HOOVER this episode, so JERZY ENTHUSIASTS, …

FMYL 65 - B.O.T.

May 6th, 2021

1:35:29

Hooooo boy, are you ready to listen to Jerzy slowly lose his mind? Then you've come to the right place. Hoover finds solace in the Swindle story and …

FMYL 64 - MASQUERADE

April 29th, 2021

1:21:45

It's time for the ROBOTS IN DISGUISE to disguise themselves EVEN MORE! By using plot magic, I mean, CAMOUFLAGE PAINT, the AUTOBOTS disguise themselves as the STUNTICONS in order to get the drop on MEGATRON'S latest …

FMYL 63 - AERIAL ASSAULT

April 22nd, 2021

1:29:47

Ethnic stereotypes! Bizarre plot!! A crazy mcguffin!!! And some decent animation!!!! SPOILER ALERT, Hoover has a NEW least favorite episode of the Transformers! But this will likely get dethroned in season three... …

FMYL 62 - THE REVENGE OF BRUTICUS

April 15th, 2021

1:49:08

Picking up mere moments after last episode, we see Starscream quickly ditch the Combaticons, while Onslaught concocts a plan of his own! It seems he has a plan to get to Cybertron and get revenge on not just Megatron, …

FMYL 61 - STARSCREAM'S BRIGADE

April 8th, 2021

1:34:40

Starscream gets kicked out of the Decepticons (again)! But this time he'll have his revenge and make his very own team to lead, The COMBATICONS!! Does he finally overthrow Megatron and lead the Decepticons into a new …

FMYL 60 - COSMIC RUST

April 1st, 2021

1:27:32

This episode, MEGATRON catches a bad case of Cosmic Rust, necessitating the kidnapping of PERCEPTOR to fix him up! Will a gracious MEGATRON end his war with the AUTOBOTS in exchange for his life? SPOILER ALERT, HE …

FMYL 59 - TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS

March 25th, 2021

1:19:21

It's time to drive across Europe, because Optimus thinks that Megatron will be interested in a very rare and specially made car! And it turns out, HE IS! Is this Megatron's midlife crisis? He wants a sportscar and …

FMYL 58 - WAR DAWN

March 18th, 2021

1:42:55

Slingshot thinks those Decepticons are pretty cool and are unworthy of the bad rap they're given! But in this episode, he will learn otherwise. This …

FMYL 57 - THE KEY TO VECTOR SIGMA PT 2

March 11th, 2021

1:29:55

The Decepticons have some cars... time for the Autobots to get some jets! And we start to see Megatron's worldview versus Prime's worldview in how their creations act. Plus! Another story of how young Jerzy applied the …

FMYL 56 - THE KEY TO VECTOR SIGMA PT 1

March 4th, 2021

1:21:32

Hang on tight, it's time to be inundated with new characters! Megatron is tired of the Autobots always fitting through mountain roads when his

FMYL 55.2 - SSN 2 SPACE AUTOBOTS & DECEPTICONS SO FAR

February 25th, 2021

1:23:40

No episode reviewed this time! Before we start drowning in Combiner Teams, Jerzy and Hoover talk about all of our Season 2 Autobots INNNN SPAAAAAAAACE like DEVCON, ELITA-1, CHROMIA, FIRESTAR, MOONRACER, and ALPHA TRION.

FMYL 55.1 - SSN 2 EARTH AUTOBOTS SO FAR

February 18th, 2021

1:31:11

No episode reviewed this time! Before we start drowning in Combiner Teams, Jerzy and Hoover talk about all of our Season 2 Earth Autobots. Just a chat about the 15 different new Autobot earth-based characters we've met …

FMYL 55 - HOIST GOES HOLLYWOOD

February 11th, 2021

1:24:03

"Oh this is the one where the Autobots star in a movie." YEAH, but there's some awesomeness buried in there beneath the memories of Autobots in silly masks doing Frankenstein monster walks. Megatron finally gives

FMYL 54 - THE GIRL WHO LOVED POWERGLIDE

February 4th, 2021

1:15:21

Boy, first SEASPRAY falls in love, and now POWERGLIDE?? What are all these Harlequin romances doing in my boys action show?? But Hoover and Jerzy are BOTH surprised to learn that this is one of their FAVORITE SEASON TWO …

FMYL 53 - THE SEARCH FOR ALPHA TRION

January 28th, 2021

1:38:15

G-G-G-GIRL AUTOBOTS???? They're FOR REAL! Here we meet 4 of them (and kinda meet 2 others) and see what they've been up to on Cybertron (spoiler alert: kicking butt). The only problem is one of them has a SPECIAL POWER

FMYL 52 - AUTO BOP

January 21st, 2021

1:15:34

We're back in New York, based out of Sparkplug's garage, and visiting our breakdancing friend Raoul again! And this time he has two buddies, Poplock, …

FMYL 51 - PRIME TARGET

January 14th, 2021

1:26:14

A rich collector-slash-hunter wants Optimus Prime's head mounted on his wall! He and his assistant-slash-butler are capturing Autobots to lure the …

FMYL 50 - TRIPLE TAKEOVER

January 7th, 2021

1:18:46

Triple Takeover? Are we finally going to learn why the Triple Changers have 3 modes? Well... no, but... we WILL see what great accomplishments they can claim under their tenure as Decepticon leaders! Such great …

FMYL 49 - SEA CHANGE

December 31st, 2020

1:23:44

It's time to shine a spotlight on the most gurgle-ey Autobot, SEASPRAY! An S.O.S. from across the universe is answered by a small Autobot team, and …

FMYL 48.5 - WE WISH YOU AN AUTOBOTMAS

December 24th, 2020

57:00

Perfect timing has ensued and we now cover the Transformers Christmas Special, WE WISH YOU AN AUTOBOTMAS, which all us TF fans remember well!! Featuring maybe the most surreal ending to a Transformers episode ever, we …

FMYL 48 - KREMZEEK!

December 17th, 2020

1:17:02

Is this the CUTEST episode of the Transformers? Is this the WORST episode of the Transformers? Is this the MOST MEMORABLE episode of the Transformers

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December 12th, 2020

3:00

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FMYL 47 - THE GAMBLER

December 10th, 2020

1:18:33

A funny thing happened on the way back to Earth... it seems the Autobots got kidnapped by a Space Pirate named Bosch and now Smokescreen has to win his friends back in a city known for its gambling on a planet far from …

FMYL 46 - CHILD'S PLAY

December 3rd, 2020

1:30:24

A handful of Autobots and Decepticons have been whisked away to another world where danger lurks at every turn! See how a mashup of sci-fi genres can …

FMYL 45 - THE SECRET OF OMEGA SUPREME

November 26th, 2020

1:40:52

Turns out the biggest Autobot we know harbors a secret! Was he once really into disco? Did he once kill a man just to watch him die? WORSE THAN ALL THAT! Turns out he used to be buddies with the Constructicons, used to …

FMYL 44 - QUEST FOR SURVIVAL

November 19th, 2020

1:12:37

The MORPHOBOTS are on a quest... a quest for SURVIVAL! .... I guess? In any case, SOMEONE is on a quest this episode! Maybe it's THICC COSMOS. But it …

FMYL 43 - MAKE TRACKS

November 12th, 2020

1:14:29

What happens when you mix Transformers with Hill Street Blues? In this episode, our flying Corvette buddy TRACKS finds a friend... a HUMAN, even! Scrapper works out some issues, Sideswipe treats Ravage like a football, …

FMYL 42 - THE GOD GAMBIT

November 5th, 2020

1:14:23

This episode we head into SPAAAAAACE! When Cosmos crashes down on a moon of Saturn, he is mistaken for a SKY GOD by the moon's people, something Astrotrain is only TOO HAPPY to exploit! This episode is probably the …

FMYL 41.5 - THE GIARRUSSO GAMBIT

October 29th, 2020

1:26:26

Hoover's busy playing terrible video games from the early 90s! What does Jerzy do without him?? He has a talk with his buddy and fellow artist CHRIS …

FMYL 41 - THE GOLDEN LAGOON

October 22nd, 2020

1:16:14

What happens when Beachcomber discovers a lake of electrum? The animators scramble to buy more yellow paint, that's what. Oh and we also get a great …

FMYL 40 - A DECEPTICON RAIDER IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT

October 15th, 2020

1:15:00

Normally I would type up a little missive, but all I have to say is STARSCREAM AND RUMBLE GET POOPED ON BY PIGEONS. That should be enough.

FMYL 39 - BLASTER BLUES

October 8th, 2020

1:17:31

That Blaster, his rock n roll tunes just drive the other Autobots CRAAAAZY! But what happens when Megatron needs him for his latest scheme? …

FMYL 38 - DESERTION OF THE DINOBOTS PART 2

October 1st, 2020

1:13:15

Time for an adventure ON CYBERTRON! What trouble will Spike and Carly get into on ANOTHER PLANET? Lots of carnage in this one with sentient robots DYING! But don't worry, they look like they're from the 1970s, so it's …

FMYL 37 - DESERTION OF THE DINOBOTS PART 1

September 24th, 2020

1:35:38

What if I kept you and 4 of your friends in a closet in my house and only let you out when I needed something? Think you might want out of that arrangement? Yeah, I thought so. So do the Dinobots. Plus, CARLY IS BACK! 

FMYL 36.5 - THE DESERTION OF THE HOOVERTRON (FT. ASHLEY KNAPP)

September 17th, 2020

1:07:43

There's 100% LESS HOOVER this week as Jerzy dives in to get a younger person's perspective on the original cartoon, Beast Wars, and how Michael Bay movies can actually get you into a franchise you have no prior …

FMYL 36 - MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN PART 2

September 10th, 2020

1:24:44

Megatron has sent the Autobots into THE SUN! Berger now wants THREE cities instead of TWO!! And Soundwave and the cassettes hit up a TEEN DANCE!!! Wait, WHAT?? The only thing better is what we ALMOST got! Hear all about …

FMYL 35 - MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN PART 1

September 3rd, 2020

1:11:11

Gang-- we've been HAD. It turns out that for 34 episodes, we've all ben fed a LIE. It turns out that the Autobots are EVIL and the Decepticons are the

FMYL 34 - MICROBOTS

August 27th, 2020

1:27:20

See: Brawn be angry!  Jerzy give side-eye to the Autobots' plan!! Decepticons get drunk!!! And Hoover gets two great scenes to LOVE!!!! All this and someone ACTUALLY WROTE US!!!!!

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FMYL 33 - AUTO BERSERK

August 20th, 2020

1:27:40

In this episode... Frenzy and Rumble almost vaporize Optimus Prime. NO FOOLIN'. Also, we get to know an Autobot who essentially suffers brain damage from a concussion. This cartoon was way ahead of it's time! Jerzy and …

FMYL 32 - THE MASTER BUILDERS

August 13th, 2020

1:23:03

This episode we focus on new characters GRAPPLE and HOIST as we get to know what their deal is. Are they REALLY going to team up with the CONSTRUCTICONS??? GASP!! And I will also tell you that Optimus Prime plays …

FMYL 31 - DINOBOT ISLAND PART 2

August 6th, 2020

1:11:29

Starscream becomes an environmentalist! Time warps appear all over the place! Numerous new Autobots show up and show off! Jerzy weeps at brave Bumblebee! And Hoover weeps at not enough Decepticon development! All in the …

FMYL 30 - DINOBOT ISLAND PART 1

July 30th, 2020

1:25:38

The Dinobots are MOVING ON UP out of the Ark's closet and to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y. NO, SORRY, I mean they're moving to a mysterious prehistoric island that was accidentally found in the middle of the ocean. …

FMYL 29 - THE INSECTICON SYNDROME

July 23rd, 2020

1:22:17

The bugs are BACK! What's better than three Insecticons? Three BIGGER Insecticons! Unless you're Megatron, that is! Hoover giggles at robots belly-aching and Jerzy cries over Spike's bravado in the face of potential …

FMYL 28 - A PRIME PROBLEM

July 16th, 2020

1:19:09

Oh no, there's suddenly TWO Optimus Primes?? Which is the real deal?? Guess we'll have to race to find out! Uh, yeah, this episode has problems alright, and more than just there being two Primes. But it's also got some …

FMYL 27.2 - THE EVIL DECEPTICONS

July 9th, 2020

1:33:47

Now for the other side of the coin, covering the 21, or 22 (Does Devastator count in addition to the Constructicons?) or 24 (Does Reflector count as 3?) Decepticons that we've encountered so far. Because season 2 is …

FMYL 27.1 - THE HEROIC AUTOBOTS

July 2nd, 2020

1:32:58

A bit of a break from the norm; before the new characters start showing up, we're taking a minute to discuss the many Autobots we already know, as well as their little squishy friends.  Don't worry, I edited out the 2 …

FMYL 27 - THE CORE

June 25th, 2020

1:10:56

First off, please forgive the audio issues this episode, we were dealing with two separate audio problems teaming up!

So THE CORE is not a PRETTY episode, but is it a BAD one?? We found it's NOT! You might just shut …

FMYL 26 - ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD

June 18th, 2020

1:09:57

Dr. Fujiyama (the famous scientist) has created a female ninja robot, which is definitely NOT an assassin, even though it has nunchucks, throwing stars, and sais! Definitely not!! Megatron MUST HAVE IT, and Starscream …

FMYL 25 - DAY OF THE MACHINES

June 11th, 2020

1:26:36

Well... Hoover had a lot of issues with this episode. Buuuuut, at least it wasn't animated by Akom? Thankfully there were SOME redeeming things in …

FMYL 24 - ATLANTIS, ARISE!

June 4th, 2020

1:22:51

In this exciting episode, if IMDB is to be believed, the DECEPTICONS MAKE FRIENDS UNDER THE SEA! It really doesn't go quite that way... but there's plenty of Autobot cars-on-waterskiis, Subatlantican telepathy, and bad …

FMYL 23 - THE AUTOBOT RUN

May 28th, 2020

1:30:46

There's.... well, there's a lot of sighing in this episode. This is another one of the AKOM-animated episodes, and it... it looks pretty bad. Very bad even. So the challenge is, can we find the good in it?? Well, we

FMYL 22 - THE IMMOBILIZER

May 21st, 2020

1:26:27

See: a Wheeljack invention that WORKS! Witness: Ironhide feel SAD!! Behold: a new flesh creature that can handle business Rosie-The-Riveter style!!! …

FMYL 21 - TRAITOR

May 14th, 2020

1:16:08

Uh oh! Has somebody SWITCHED SIDES?? Behold: Cliffjumper cliffjump to conclusions!! Listen to young Jerzy discover the meaning of two different …

FMYL 20 - ATTACK OF THE AUTOBOTS

May 7th, 2020

1:12:07

In this episode, the Autobots attack... some jets on an airstrip?? Megatron reveals the weirdest aerosol spray ever!! Starscream has absolutely

FMYL 19 - CITY OF STEEL

April 30th, 2020

1:43:38

AVERT YOUR EYES, FOR THIS EPISODE IS NOT PRETTY. I mean the Transformers cartoon episode, not our podcast episode. But you can avert your eyes while …

FMYL 18 - CHANGING GEARS

April 23rd, 2020

1:36:41

After 17 episodes of barely saying anything, it's time for GEARS to shine! Witness: Starscream, on his BEST BEHAVIOR!! Experience: The Autobots DRIVING from North America to Africa?? And watch in horror as Prime and the …

FMYL 17 - AUTOBOT SPIKE

April 16th, 2020

1:20:16

We're back to talking about episodes, and here is AUTOBOT SPIKE to kick off season two. In this episode we hear young Jerzy's shocked reaction to the new SEASON TWO OPENING! Jerzy upgrades the script from an …

FMYL 16.2 - SEASON 1 WRAP-UP PART 2 (OF 2)

April 9th, 2020

1:15:58

Part two of our Season One Wrap-up includes a lot of praise from listeners! Comments come in from Chris Giarrusso (yes, THAT Chris Giarrusso, of MINI MARVELS and G-MAN), David Cabal (of the RETROCABAL podcast), Miguel …

FMYL 16.1 - SEASON 1 WRAP-UP PART 1 (OF 2)

April 2nd, 2020

1:36:07

So we went to do a season wrap-up show not sure we'd have enough to talk about, and it ended up being twice as long as usual, so we decided to post it in two parts, as I'd be very surprised if anyone wanted to listen to …

FMYL 16 - HEAVY METAL WAR

March 26th, 2020

1:30:18

Prime channels Judge Dredd! Megatron cheats! Starscream won't shut up! Two Constructicons don't talk at all! Wait, what are Constructicons?? Find out in this episode of FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER!!

FMYL 15 - A PLAGUE OF INSECTICONS

March 19th, 2020

1:39:36

SEE: Three new characters debut! HEAR: A tale of young Jerzy walking into an electric fence!! AND BE TAKEN ABACK BY: An episode WITHOUT Starscream!!!

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FMYL 14 - COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION

March 12th, 2020

1:21:18

Hang onto your catalytic data assemblies; this episode debuts a NEW SEGMENT!! PLUS: Hoover solves a mystery! The guys pitch to IDW!! And the Autobots …

FMYL 13 - THE ULTIMATE DOOM PART 3

March 5th, 2020

1:15:47

CYBERTRON'S IN EARTH ORBIT!! BRAWN'S WHUPPING BUTT!! AUTOBOTS ARE REDECORATING DECEPTICON HQ WITH LASER FIRE!! ALL THIS AND MEGATRON'S BAD MANAGEMENT SKILLS!! (PLUS: JERZY GETS TEARY-EYED ON THE TREADMILL!!)

FMYL 12 - THE ULTIMATE DOOM PART 2

February 27th, 2020

1:15:58

DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS ENSUES AS CYBERTRON IS PULLED INTO EARTH'S ORBIT!! See!: Megatron choke out Starscream!! Behold!: Spike act all despondent!! …

FMYL 11 - THE ULTIMATE DOOM PART 1

February 20th, 2020

1:04:40

It's time for another 3 parter! And time to introduce a new human! And time for Megatron's CRAZIEST PLAN YET involving special.... CARGO. All this …

FMYL 10 - WAR OF THE DINOBOTS

February 13th, 2020

1:03:09

You loved the Dinobots from two episodes ago, right? Well here we go again!!!

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FMYL 09 - FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN

February 6th, 2020

1:39:42

HEAR: COMRADES WHO HATE EACH OTHER! WOKE GIRLS WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN ANCIENT GODS! JUANITA'S SECRET ORIGIN! AND ALL THE BEING THROWN OFF A BUILDING THAT YOU CAN STAND!!

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FMYL 08 - S.O.S. DINOBOTS

January 30th, 2020

1:30:50

YOU'VE HAD 7 EPISODES, SURELY YOU'VE BOUGHT ALL THE TOYS BY NOW! SO HERE'S THREE MORE! THIS EPISODE: Hear Donald F. Glut write unusual dialogue! Learn the sad sad story of how Hoover got the Grimlock toy! And hear Jerzy …

FMYL 07 - FIRE IN THE SKY

January 23rd, 2020

1:42:24

A new Transformer appears! But WHAT SIDE IS HE ON?? DUN DUNNN DUUUUNNNNNNN!

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FMYL 06 - DIVIDE AND CONQUER

January 16th, 2020

1:29:16

Another Chip Chase episode, will Jerzy cry tears of earnest admiration??  Warning: this episode is 72 billion astroseconds long (roughly 90 minutes). Trigger Warning: This episode features a computerized lock.

FMYL 05 - ROLL FOR IT

January 9th, 2020

1:21:02

Today's episode is tastier than a piece of OILCAKE!

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FMYL 04 - TRANSPORT TO OBLIVION

January 2nd, 2020

1:26:37

Happy New Year! The miniseries is OVER! But Transformers CONTINUES! And so does our analysis.

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FMYL 03 - MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE PT 3

December 26th, 2019

1:18:40

Here it is, the titanic ending to the first miniseries!!

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FMYL 02 - MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE PT 2

December 19th, 2019

1:37:52

Jerzy, Hoover, & another 22 minutes of Transformers that somehow takes about 4 times as long to unpack.  But it was the first appearance of Lightningstrike, Sunspot, Partly, and Cloudy, so you have to allow for that.

FMYL 01 - MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE PT 1

December 12th, 2019

1:40:16

Jerzy and Hoover begin their long path back down Gee Wun from the very beginning.

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FMYL 00 - PRIMER

December 5th, 2019

49:49

Primer... GET IT?

Jerzy is joined by Hoover as the pair discuss what this podcast is, what it isn't, its alt mode (lamppost), and how it compares and contrasts to other podcasts on this theme. Then, every subsequent …

FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER COMMERCIAL

December 1st, 2019

1:26

Starting Thursday December 5th 2019... weekly episodes discussing the original animated series!

Jerzy is joined by Hoover as the pair discuss each and every episode. Tune in December 5th for our "zero episode" / Primer …

TPD 293 - Thrust, Dirge & Ramjet

November 30th, 2019

13:55

Concluding my #artsoundoff entries with some thoughts on Thrust, Dirge, & Ramjet, and how the TF series had a more humane approach to army …

TPD 292 - Optimus Primal

November 29th, 2019

16:29

The heroic (and emoting) Maximal commander is today's subject.

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TPD 291 - Quickstrike and Runamuck

November 28th, 2019

12:23

This time I'm thinking about Transformers with southern accents and how scratching our heads about it breaks the poetry of fiction for kids.

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TPD 290 - The Humans

November 27th, 2019

19:45

Today I think about some of the human characters from the various Transformers series.

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TPD 289 - Dinobot

November 26th, 2019

17:03

Possibly one of the greatest Transformers of all time? Certainly one of the greatest character arcs.

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TPD 288 - Ratchet (Animated/Prime)

November 25th, 2019

16:42

Transformers: Animated and Transformers: Prime's take on the original Autobot medic is the subject of today's entry.

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TPD 287 - Starscream (Animated/Prime)

November 24th, 2019

21:24

One more look at Starscream, this time through the lens of two later shows--Transformers: Animated and Transformers: Prime.

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TPD 286 - Skyfire

November 23rd, 2019

16:59

This time I talk about what I took away from Skyfire as a kid and as an adult.

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TPD 285 - Waspinator

November 22nd, 2019

16:39

Some bad guys are just not-so-good guys mixed up with the wrong crowd. Today I talk about one of the more memorable ones.

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TPD 284 - Kup

November 21st, 2019

11:39

The avuncular, craggy adviser for Rodimus. I honestly thought I'd be driving a pickup truck that looked like him when I grew up.

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TPD 283 - Inferno

November 20th, 2019

15:47

This time I talk about the wild giant fire ant who broke (or stretched) some implicit rules of the Transformers franchise.

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TPD 282 - Tigatron

November 19th, 2019

11:48

Today I talk about the one Transformer who might be a Buddhist.

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TPD 281 - Shockwave

November 18th, 2019

20:56

Is he despicably loyal to Megatron or a usurper? 11-year-old Jerzy couldn't make heads or tails of this guy. Current-day-Jerzy thinks he's a vital …

TPD 280 - Blurr

November 17th, 2019

17:53

One of my favorite Transformers. The Autobot courier gave 13-year-old Jerzy permission to be nervous.

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TPD 279 - The Insecticons

November 16th, 2019

14:49

Three Decepticons who practice and demonstrate adaptability and the power in humble goals.

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TPD 278 - Rattrap

November 15th, 2019

15:17

Leaders can come from anywhere, as this heroic Maximal teaches us.

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TPD 277 - Tarantulas

November 14th, 2019

12:14

This time I talk about a new layer of darkness introduced into the Transformers franchise through the evil scientist spider, Tarantulas.

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TPD 276 - Powerglide

November 13th, 2019

13:24

Today I spend some time talking about a birthday present and a loudmouthed Autobot plane.

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TPD 275 - Slapper, Gas Skunk, and Dark Scream

November 12th, 2019

13:55

Even bad guys can love each other. That's the lesson I learned from three Robots in Disguise characters I call "The Predacon Brothers."

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TPD 274 - Brawn, Huffer, Windcharger, Trailbreaker

November 11th, 2019

16:35

Today I break format and talk about several characters in a group--I call them "the old dudes."

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TPD 273 - Scourge (RiD)

November 10th, 2019

20:38

The evil Optimus from the 2001 Robots in Disguise show is the subject of today's journal entry.

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TPD 272 - Omega Supreme

November 9th, 2019

13:35

Today I talk about my relationship with the Autobot's last line of defense.

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TPD 271 - Megatron (Beast Wars)

November 8th, 2019

19:04

Today I finish off my journals on Megatron by talking about my favorite one of the bunch. Yessss...

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TPD 270 - Ironhide

November 7th, 2019

12:23

This time I talk about the heroic bodyguard of Optimus Prime, who incidentally turned into a mini-van.

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TPD 269 - Megatron (G1/RiD/Animated/Prime)

November 6th, 2019

19:24

Today I look at how four different animated versions of Megatron struck me as a kid and as an adult.

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TPD 268 - Optimus Prime (G1/Prime)

November 5th, 2019

19:51

Like I could do a 30 Transformers in 30 days challenge and not talk about Optimus. But this time I compare G1 Optimus to the one from Transformers: …

TPD 267 - Sky- Byte

November 4th, 2019

16:27

Today I talk about a flying shark poet Predacon and why he's one of my very favorite Transformers of all time.

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TPD 266 - Rodimus Prime

November 3rd, 2019

15:38

Today I think aloud about the Autobot leader who suffered a midlife crisis.

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TPD 265 - Starscream

November 2nd, 2019

12:45

Today I share some thoughts on the most alone and special of the Decepticons. 

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TPD 264 - Bumblebee

November 1st, 2019

10:07

Today I share some thoughts about the heroic Autobot spy.

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TPD 263 - Art Soundoff Four Million Years Later

October 31st, 2019

9:02

It’s Art Soundoff time again, and today I check in with my plans for the 2019 series of Thunder Punch Daily essays.

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