Dumb People Town

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were …

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few …

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing  squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after …

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!

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This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man  tries to sue his parents for destroying his …

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 …

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! 



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This week Derek Waters joins the show! 
In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong
Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun
Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!

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To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song!  

After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show …

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!

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In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat.  

In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!  

Story 2 brings us a man …

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! 

In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.

Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.

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Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!

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This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!

In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.  

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Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! 
Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, …

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf …

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!

In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, …

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!

Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.  

In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.

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For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.

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This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!

Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control …

Sports rivalries can fuel fans and athletes to fight and argue for years. But what’s the real story behind these epic rivalries? From Wondery, the company behind “Business Wars” and “American Scandal” comes Sports Wars, …

This week Dana Gould joins the show!

In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.

Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth …

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!

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This week Hampton Yount joins the show!

In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.
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This week A.D. Miles joins the show!

In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. 

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.

Story 3 is the tale of a man …

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!

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In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. 

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In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically …

Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.

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This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! 

In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. 

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This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!

Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!

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Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!

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This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! 

In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. 

Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. 

Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in …

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!

For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. 

Story 2 brings us a …

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Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes …

Alison Haislip joins the show this week! 

In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.  

Story 2 is the tale of a Florida …

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!

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This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! 

In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of …

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.

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This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!

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Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!

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This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to …

Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.

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Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! 

In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping. 

Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed …

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!

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The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb  People Town this week!

 In Story 1,  a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation.  

For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled. 

Story 3 is the tale …

Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!

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This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!

In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.

Story 2 brings us a widows who …

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!

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This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! 

In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer.  

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Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!

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One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at …

Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. 

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This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight.  

Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath. 

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!

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This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's. 

Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that …

Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.

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Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer!  

In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee!  Two women were arrested after …

The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!

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This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town!  

In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.

Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and …

This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!

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This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet. 

For Story 2, a …

This week, comedian Brody Stevens joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman completes the double whammy of both lighting herself on fire and …

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his …

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (Maybe It's You) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a rogue pooper …

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.

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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose.

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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think …

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a …

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.

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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a naked Florida man robs a bank and throws money at onlookers. Plus, a …

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Nate Craig for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Utah man tries to rob a bank with a stolen …

This week, incredible comedian, sartorial dynamo, and podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins (Bojack Horseman, SPONTANEANATION) jogs over to Dumb …

This week, Keegan-Michael Key (Friends From College, Key & Peele) calmly drives to Dumb People Town with a nail embedded in his chest! Keegan …

This week, comedian, actor, writer, and new vegan Tig Notaro (One Mississippi) makes the trip down to Dumb People Town riding on the hood of a car! Tig tells the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how her diet amazingly …

This week, Jason Mantzoukas (The House) tiptoes his way over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jason about his experience working on The House, the inception of his hilarious podcast How Did …

This week, Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) comes on Down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tiffany about being a part of one of the summer's biggest hit films. In Story #1, a woman puts out a fire …

This week, Kumail Nanjiani (The Big Sick, Silicon Valley) starts a Grand Theft Auto mission and winds up in Dumb People Town! Kumail talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his smash hit movie "The Big Sick," …

This week, Tom Segura drives his truck down to Dumb People Town while half-naked. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Tom’s new album “Mostly Stories,” including Tom’s “Scared Straight” bit and its real-life …

This week, the hilarious Mark Normand arrives in Dumb People Town on a stolen bulldozer. Mark tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk what it was like …

World-class actor Jon Hamm journeys on down to Dumb People Town!  The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk chat with Jon about goofing around on the set of Mad Men and his experience going to last year's World Series as a …

 Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark of the smash-hit true crime podcast My Favorite Murder join The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to break down dumb people doing dumb things! After chatting about My Favorite Murder's …

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