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Dueling Ogres

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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'… read more

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February 22nd, 2024

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Episode 231: Sun Farts

July 23rd, 2023

1:27:40

We're back and we're bringing the divisiveness! Baldur's Gate III, Xenk replacing Drizzt, aliens, and more!

 

00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:18:21 Upcoming UFO/UAP Hearing 00:26:45 Sun Defying Forecasts …

Episode 230: Pocket Monster Energy Drinks

May 15th, 2023

1:13:19

 

We're back with all the vigor that can be mustered from ancient podcasters like us! Movies, Monster, and Memes ensue on this episode of Dueling Ogres!

00:21:49 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves …

Episode 229: OG-LIARS! OGL Thoughts

March 13th, 2023

1:22:05

Brandon and Rem weigh in on Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast's ill-fated OGL debacle! America stands for freedom; but if you think you're free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese!

00:00:00 Intro …

Episode 228: A Rich Man, a Dinosaur, and a Scientist Walk into a Tavern

February 26th, 2023

1:13:56

Listen, Barney the Dinosaur loves you and loves me. He's straight up a Jesus allegory. If they want to cash in on the Jesus allegory one more …

Episode 227: Goblin Mode

January 30th, 2023

1:23:06

This week Bucky joins us to talk about Marvel, The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' Jason David Frank, and names Ezra Miller the F*ck-sh*t of the week! Stay tuned for more...whenever!

00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 …

Episode 226: One Way to Play D&D

November 13th, 2022

1:18:10

Brandon revisits the classes from the One Dungeons and Dragons Playtest while Rem waxes on about season 3 of Pennyworth that he's never seen!

00:00:00 Intro 00:00:56 Dialogue 00:15:49 Anniversary of Laika being …

Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters

November 5th, 2022

1:51:32

This week Brandon and Rem return to talk about the AI takeover!

This episode's artwork was created by CreativeFabrica's CF Spark AI image generator! Creative Fabrica has millions of fonts, graphics, patterns, …

Episode 224: Let Me See That Butt!

September 5th, 2022

1:19:25

This episode is jam-packed with suspense, joy, sadness & confusion! Mostly in the butt region. It's our most dueling episode yet! Don't forget to comment!!

00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:03 Dialogue 00:14:09:28 …

Episode 223: But Not Mark Hamill

August 2nd, 2022

1:15:12

William Shatner has some strong words for Star Wars fans, but nothing but sweet whisperings for Mark Hamill! This is short and sweet as far as an …

Episode 222: The Legend of James Webb

July 25th, 2022

1:22:51

Finally Episode 222 is upon you! This week we talk about the Sega Genesis Mini, the Georgia Guidestones, and the James Webb Space Telescope. Rem is clamouring to put out more content faster and is feeling the itch, so …

Episode 221: Life, Death, and the Batman

April 5th, 2022

1:27:31

A Riddle for Batman: I am the reason you run. I am the reason you scream. I am the cause of your pain, and only death will set you free from me. What am I?

https://youtu.be/BIyn5Y4meZo

00:00:00:00 Intro …

Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52!

February 28th, 2022

1:32:42

A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh enters public domain, so Rem takes a stab at a new voice for the titular character! Lets just say it's uhhh....it's …

Episode 219: Pickled Babies

February 10th, 2022

1:30:51

Bucky talks about Tolkein, Brandon talks about pickled babies, and Rem gets hungry! All this and more on your favorite podcast: Dueling Ogres!

Episode 218: Octopussies

December 27th, 2021

54:13

Today we talk about console creators, octopuses, artificial intelligence, and Einstein! Does Remington even do anything around here?!

0:00:00 Intro …

Episode 217: I Swear, We're Still Alive

November 20th, 2021

1:46:22

To paraphrase the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the "Bring out your dead!" scene, we're not dead and we feel happy! We feel …

Episode 216: Ogre Dew Flamin' Hotpants!

September 24th, 2021

1:49:37

Our top story: Why on Earth would Mt Dew make a Flamin' Hot Cheeto inspired Mt Dew?! Find out this and more on Dueling Ogres!

0:17:04 Mountain Dew …

Episode 215: A Tale of Two Terrys | Author Interview

August 12th, 2021

1:38:40

The guys are joined once again by the honorable and forthright Viscount Terry W Ervin II, author of the First Civilization's Legacy high-fantasy series, Crax War Chronicles sci-fi series, and the Monsters, Maces, and …

Episode 214: Hobbit Dong

July 31st, 2021

1:42:06

Bucky joins the fellas to defend his beloved Tolkien lore that we butchered last episode and Brandon is promised hobbit dong! There's also other WAY …

Episode 213: #GobbleDaLisa

July 18th, 2021

1:19:51

A mystifying petition has been created in a drunken haze to coerce Jeff Bezos into consuming the Mona Lisa! Wait, before or after he goes to space?! #GobbleDaLisa!

0:14:13 #GobbleDaLisa 0:21:37 Amazon Anti-Trust 0:28:05 …

Episode 212: The Queen's Wii

July 1st, 2021

2:01:45

The guys may never be royals, but if you give them enough money, they'll buy the Queen's Wii!

 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:22:49 Golden Wii …

Episode 211: Can We Have an NFT for Air on Mars?

June 2nd, 2021

1:57:24

We're back again! Yes, I'm aware that this is over a month old. I'm a terrible person for making you wait this long, and I am most sincerely sorry. …

Episode 210: Doctored Fate

April 19th, 2021

1:32:01

Tons of movie news in this week's episode, including Pierce Brosnan playing Doctored Fate...err, Doctor Fate! That's a sexy man behind that gold …

Episode 209: SPERM IN SPACE!

March 22nd, 2021

1:37:57

We start this week's episode with space news, then we get down and dirty on D&D followed by a flash of favorable fables!

00:00 Intro 0:00:55 …

Episode 207: The Long Outtake

February 12th, 2021

1:40:22

Bucky's back to bring the brevity to this long outtake of a show! Actually, after editing, it was pretty good. Pacing is important!

0:13:49 Lucasfilm bringing back Lucasfilm Games brand 0:14:50 Bethesda announces new …

Episode 206: Dillermand Strikes Back!

January 28th, 2021

1:49:37

Our top story is about a Danish man and his wing-dang doodle! Did we mention this is a kids show called John Dillermand? You've got questions? Well...so do we!

0:11:18 Danish kid's show John Dillermand about a man …

Episode 205: It's Ogre Lickin' Good! - KFC Tech

January 13th, 2021

1:50:33

This week is an extra-long episode, but the big highlight is Brandon dropping some KFC tech on Rem with a massive, hammering blow!

0:28:36 James Gunn confirms R rating for Suicide Squad – remember the empanadas! 0:32:33 …

Episode 204: Bring Back DuckTales, Woo-oo!

December 20th, 2020

1:15:49

Rem tells us how he REALLY feels about Ducktales' cancellation and brings back some SPAAAAAAAACE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS!

0:16:31 COVID talk 0:28:47 HBO Max getting WB movies 0:30:08 Wonder Woman 84 christmas day 0:30:44 Trigun …

Episode 203: A Hayes in the Hand is Worth Two Vamps in the Bush

November 2nd, 2020

2:05:14

Brandon and Rem are back with their Halloween episode featuring an interview with David C. Hayes (appearing for his second time)!

The guys also raise the stakes with a history of vampires!

Remember to go to your local …

Episode 202: Dueling Ogres Face the Music

September 11th, 2020

1:47:40

Much like Bill and Ted Face the Music, the ogres finally return for another glorious episode!

A few corrections: Samara Weaving is NOT Hugo Weaving's daughter, but niece. Remington is an idiot. He also mispronounced …

Episode 201: Into the Black Void and the Shaded Souq

June 6th, 2020

1:45:20

Oh man! It's been a long time, but we're back for the moment. This interview with RPG creator Chris Sevaldsen was recorded over a month ago, but Rem …

Episode 200: This Corona Thorns

March 26th, 2020

2:32:35

Right before the Great Corona Quarantine, Brandon and Rem are joined by Bucky and Chad to talk about...well, a lot of things! It's a 2.5 hour …

Episode 199: Doctor Who Are You?

March 11th, 2020

1:41:07

Brandon, Rem & Chad are back with some collectible talk, including Doctor Who Build-a-Bear and Dino coins! Movie talk and more on this week's …

Episode 198: Mr. Peanut is Dead, Alas

February 14th, 2020

1:49:07

Mr. Peanut, Warcraft 3 Reforged, Overwatch League Cancellations and more in this week's episode of Dueling Ogres!

  • 0:27:54 Penis Man?
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Episode 197: Be Storiented, Not Oriented

January 3rd, 2020

1:24:44

We're back! At least for the moment! Rem makes no promises, but thank you for staying with us while he learns the ancient ways of the ninja! This week we learn that it's more important to be STORIENTED than oriented!

Episode 196: I'll Loot Your Box!

October 22nd, 2019

1:54:35
This episode is older now due to Rem's involvement in school, but still a lot of great stuff! No promises on when we'll be back on a set schedule, …

Episode 195: Mr. Jones

August 15th, 2019

1:52:35

Comedian, musician, modern-day troubadour  Cody Jones joins us for apparently the fourth time to dish about all the bits and bobs that entails!

No timestamps this week. Sit back and let the tales spin you on a new …

Episode 194: BUCKMASTER FLASH RETURNS! #phase4

August 3rd, 2019

1:58:53

Bucky joins us once again to talk about Marvel's phase 4 movie list and much more!

0:13:46 Divinity: Original Sin 2 0:24:34 SDCC announcements 0:24:51 Witcher series trailer 0:29:51 DC shows mentioned at SDCC: Flash, …

Episode 193: Thor 4 to the Floor!

July 24th, 2019

1:18:08

Taika Waititi is ready for Thor once more for Thor 4, but is Thor ready for all the Love and Thunder that Waititi brings?!

0:09:11 One Million Moms protesting Toy Story 4 for lesbian couple inclusion. 0:20:37 Scarlett …

Episode 192: Spider-Man - Farm Your Gnomes

July 16th, 2019

1:41:35

Chad's back and he's talking Spider-Man Far from Home with Brandon! Light spoilers, but if you're in the know, come check it out!

Oh also the outtakes are SUPER awkward and juicy this time. You've been warned.

0:07:49 …

Episode 191: Dong Deluge

July 8th, 2019

2:02:30

Our first $5 Patron Chad Goode joins us to talk about podcasts, the environment, and deluges! Or dongs. I don’t remember now.

0:24:26 AV Club Best Podcasts of 2019 0:49:05 Gremlins series in the works 0:58:38 YouTube …

Episode 190: There Can Be Only One F****-Sh** of the Week

June 24th, 2019

1:42:17

Warning - If you still haven't seen Marvel's Avengers: Endgame, we spoil it worse than Tom Holland. He's right, though, you clearly live under a rock.

Episode 189: Shiny Batman

June 7th, 2019

1:22:40

Just when you thought DC couldn't get weirder, we get a new Batman actor! Oh please, tell us your thoughts!

0:12:42 Good Omens 0:13:52 Robert …

Episode 188: Turd Ferguson, Funny Name

June 1st, 2019

1:25:03

Jeopardy would be nothing without Alex Trebek, and Trebek would be nothing without Turd Ferguson. What? It's a funny name!

0:11:12 Virtual Tabletop …

Episode 187: Black Hole Sun, Wash Away the Rain

May 5th, 2019

1:25:47

Katie Bouman created an algorithm that combined the data needed to create the first real image of a black hole. What have you done with your life?!

Episode 186: If it Hadn't Been for Cotton Eye Joe...

April 6th, 2019

1:14:27

Millions of people are super excited for Borderlands 3, but we're here talking about lost Garfield phones! Yeah, we're awesome like that.

0:01:17 If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. …

Episode 185: Not Divisible By Pie

March 17th, 2019

1:13:23

Pie or π? Tao or...τ? YOU DECIDE! All I know is now I'm hungry! Lemme get this cake while you listen!

0:08:37 Captain Marvel review 0:22:34 Stephen Spielberg votes to prevent streaming service movies into the Oscar …

Episode 184: Who Wore it Better? Dark Phoenix or Satan?

March 8th, 2019

1:45:19

Polarizing topics? I mean, yeah, Dark Phoenix does kill Professor X that one time...but lets talk about environmental issues instead!

0:20:14 …

Episode 183: Big #Bee -rother...Again

February 26th, 2019

1:32:23

This week we talk comics, properties, Pokemon and more! #Bee there or Bee square!

0:24:37 Kevin Smith writing Howard the Duck with ATHF co-creator …

Episode 182: What's a #Balaclava Between Friends?

February 15th, 2019

1:33:20

Is it racism or a secret anime love-child? You decide! This week on Dueling Ogres! Balaclava edition!

0:03:14 Kingdom Hearts 0:17:45 College Advice …

Episode 181: The Moon Gets It's Snoot Booped

February 1st, 2019

1:35:05

This week we discover that even the moon can be booped on the snoot! Bungie takes a hike, Disney milks that Marvel teat, and SpaceX goes retro with their rocket design. All this and more in episode 181!

0:17:37 Bungie …

Episode 180: An Egg-sistential Quandary

January 21st, 2019

1:31:05

Many egg-cellent observations occur in this ovular, egg-citing episode! Heh, puns.

0:22:20 Massive security breach - emails and passwords from around …

Episode 179: We're Aggressively Cute

January 14th, 2019

1:18:30

We get aggressively cute in this episode, so pull up a chair and hug us until our eyeballs pop!

0:14:57 Sex, Lives and Video Games Exhibition - …

Episode 176: Big Anal Conspiracy

December 15th, 2018

1:28:35

This week we dive deep into the Big Anal Conspiracy! Are we the first? Maybe so. If we don't have a show next week, it's because we've been buried alive in shit! I've heard that Big Anal can make life really crappy for …

Episode 175: There's No Business Like Porn Business

December 8th, 2018

1:33:59

If the episode name is any indication, we're giving something the business today! What dark depths will we venture to this week?!

0:05:13 Kathy Rain: A Detective is Born - discussion. 0:24:47 Starbucks gating porn …

Episode 174: Themz Guud Werrd Makinz

December 2nd, 2018

1:24:24

We’re back after the Thanksgiving break! We were also far less awkward than I was expecting in this episode!

0:18:11 Transformers Bumblebee trailers …

Episode 173: Winter Is Coming for Detective Pikachu

November 18th, 2018

59:54

We try to decide if the design choices for the Pokemon in Detective Pikachu are accurate, but really we're just fanning out!

0:21:55 Blizzard's Diablo Immortal. 0:38:15 Ghostbusters World mobile game. 0:40:33 Detective …

Episode 172: The Immortal Power of Love!

November 10th, 2018

1:22:01

We're back after Halloween finding ourselves newly immortal! Well maybe not, but we were going to talk about Diablo Immortal and that didn't happen. We did talk about a lot of other gaming things, though! Ch-check, …

Episode 171: Voodoo or Voodon't, I'll Zombie There

November 4th, 2018

1:30:01

In this year's Halloween episode we talk about the origins of voodoo and how they tie in with the zombie phenomenon as well as where zombies are now!

But Where's the Link?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo

Episode 170: The Bucky Stops Here

October 26th, 2018

1:32:38

Bucky stops by to join us after working all day. That lil' guy is a trooper! Guess this is going to be a Marvel-ous episode!

0:14:58 Titanic 2 resumes construction to set sail in 2020 0:24:02 Brie Larson is signed on to …

Episode 169: Don't Sans Forgetica Us

October 12th, 2018

1:25:43

Can a font called "Sans Forgetica" really help you retain information? Can Google stream you games AND keep your identity safe? Will Banksy destroy more of his own art? Find out today on Dueling Ogres!

0:23:28 New …

Episode 168: In Soviet Russia, the Joker is You

October 5th, 2018

1:32:18

What do the Joker and Soviet Russia have in common? Find out on this week's riveting episode!

0:03:00 Pathfinder 2 playtest 0:06:14 Magic the Gathering: Guilds of Ravnica 0:11:53 Twitch drops communities 0:14:32 …

Episode 167: Negligee-Whiz! They Mispronounce Stuff!

September 22nd, 2018

1:07:53

Throw on that comfy negligee and slide on under the covers, this week we talk about hobos, indies, and Alan Turing! Or wait, was that Alan Wake...? 0:07:10 The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, the Tick, and Jack Ryan on Amazon …

Episode 166: That Bud Has a Real Elon Musk to It

September 15th, 2018

1:17:11

This week Elon Musk shows us how to drop stock like it's hawt! But first, we enjoy the stylings of Kevin & Jon! Madness! 0:06:03 The current state of marijuana. 0:13:42 Elon Musk shoots his shares by smoking a …

Episode 165: There is Only One Pathfinder 2

September 8th, 2018

1:05:49

Pathfinder Playtest is in full swing! How's Brandon fairing in the lands of ancient times? Find out now! We also have toys (kinda), cartoons …

Episode 164: Dolphins Need Love Too

September 1st, 2018

1:36:09

Dolphins are just the tip of the iceberg! We go from the oceans to the stars this episode, stay awhile and listen!

0:05:37 Starfinder talk 0:25:36 …

Episode 163: Even James Blunt Poops

August 25th, 2018

1:31:28
Editor's Note: Show starts at 0:00:23 due to pre-roll ad being muted during render.

We're back after a few weeks away! What craziness kept us from …

Episode 162: Minnesota Mother Manages Many Mini Mergansers!

August 5th, 2018

1:38:34

Not to duck the other stories, but my favorite was about the Mergansers! Oh, and we talk about Star Wars and Venom and Starfinder, too. Tune in for that and more!

0:01:07 Venom trailer 3.

0:20:00 Starfinder Society.

Episode 161: Wouldn't You Think My Collection's Complete?

July 30th, 2018

1:37:17

Speaking of collections, we have a fine assortment of SDCC news to dish out to your ear plates! DC, Star Wars, Russia, and more in this week's …

Episode 160: Sex with an Alligator

July 23rd, 2018

1:41:20

Listen, sex with an alligator is exactly as bad as it sounds, but the story is bupkis! So stick around for the trailer roundup and we'll love you a long time! 0:16:08 World of Warcraft going to subscription-to-play-only …

Episode 159: If I Didn’t Hear it, it’s News to Me!

July 14th, 2018

1:51:33

We catch up the news from last week and bring a million more to the table! One of these days Rem will learn how to watch the news. Probably. Or die trying to avoid it. 0:02:51 711 Free Slurpee Day 0:20:19 Northern white …

Episode 158: Toxic Fandom

July 8th, 2018

1:38:01

We're swinging for the fences today, ogres and ogrettes! On the chopping block today is toxic fandom! Stick around to hear about the Dumb-Shits of the day! 0:14:45 [widget id="media_image-3"] 0:18:41 Kevin Smith in …

Episode 157: Use the Promo Code for a Viscount - Terry W. Ervin II

June 23rd, 2018

1:46:40

Author Terry W. Ervin II joins us in studio once again because he loves us & we love him, dangit! Tune in hear about his works, his social philosophies, & his love of gelatin fruit cups! Terry W Ervin II

Bucky's Sound Off - 001: Getting Schooled with Imperial Knowledge

June 16th, 2018

1:05:25

Brandon and I weren't able to record this week, so we let Bucky take this week's spot to interview YouTuber Zork from "Imperial Knowledge!" Tune in …

Episode 156: A Diamond Man in the Rough - Stephen Hines

June 9th, 2018

1:10:46

Stephen Hines stops by to promote his upcoming project: Soccer Mom Killer! Kickstarter begins June 15th. While we have him held captive before his Slayer concert, we discuss what he's learned from his previous …

Episode 155: There Might Be a Fallout

June 3rd, 2018

1:43:58

This week Brandon blows Rem's tired mind on multiple occasions, but it's okay because we have a new Fallout game on the horizon! Take in all the …

Episode 154: Void If Removed

May 27th, 2018

1:31:34

Be warned, user! Parts of this podcast are void if removed. But don't worry, the FTC's got your back to make sure slaps on wrists will be slightly …

Episode 153: Infinity War Means Never Apologizing for Anything

May 21st, 2018

2:10:00

!!!SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS!!! This week we invite local Marvel Studios fanboy "Bucky" onto the show and make him give us a play-by-play of …

Episode 152: A Fortnite with Thanos

May 13th, 2018

1:20:08

We're back after a week off and I'm quite certain we're not getting any better at podcasting anytime soon! Thanos would be proud. Here we go! No …

Episode 151: Grub Farms

April 29th, 2018

1:08:29

Man, this one's really off the rails! Grub Farms, off-color jokes, and what the hell was happening with that audio?! Okay, let's get this show on the …

Episode 150: Livestream, Lovestream

April 20th, 2018

1:37:46

Remington and Brandon reach for levels never before sought! Except the last time they tried to livestream an episode. But this time it worked out great! Tune in for all the madness, but make sure to check out the video …

Episode 149: Always Be Pluggin'

April 6th, 2018

1:46:37

We skirt the line of what's acceptable this week! But first we tackle Ernest Cline (because he had it comin'), Rowan Atkinson (because the Bean told …

Episode 148: Frankenstein & Saline Solution

March 31st, 2018

1:41:20

Hey, when Frankenstein has dry eyes, he uses Clear Eyes! Wow. Here's all our junk-talk! 0:08:51 Farcry 5 0:15:22 Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition 0:25:13 Toys R Us bankruptcy and Kaybee's rise to the occasion 0:36:13 …

Episode 147: A Fine Feminine Affair

March 23rd, 2018

1:40:33

This week we walk a fine line between comedy and revisiting our feelings on feminism, sexism, gender fluidity, and other buzzwords that makes the media orgasm! Oh wait, that's probably not PC either. Shit. 0:11:07 …

Episode 146: Bringing Blockbusters

March 16th, 2018

1:51:17

We talk blockbusters and other movie magic in this episode, but first... SPAAAAAAACE NEEEEEWWWSSSS! Oh, and science and other stuff! 0:19:15 Donald trump wants a space force 0:25:08 Astronomers discover galaxies spin …

Episode 145: Wormy No Worming!

March 4th, 2018

1:44:03

Did you know one of Rem's many nicknames is "Uncle Wormy?" Well now you do! Just don't call him that in public. He'll make it weird. Hey, check out these stories and junk! 0:15:58 Dora the Explorer live action movie? …

Episode 144: NOBODY, THAT'S WHO!

February 25th, 2018

1:43:49

We bound headlong into another episode where we inexplicably talk about Rihanna turning 30 for the SEO! Oh, and there's all the rest of this stuff below! 0:02:01 Cortex Command 0:11:45 Innerspace 0:12:50 Headlander …

Episode 143: Is Disney Ruining Star Wars for You?

February 18th, 2018

1:33:55

Science and technology and Disney's Star Wars, oh my! We get back into the swing of stories with a wide gamut of tales for your nerd-holes! [poll …

Episode 119: Viscount Me In, an Interview with Terry W Ervin II

February 13th, 2018

1:46:28

Author and resident viscount Terry W Ervin II swings in for another glorious interview and a sneak peek into his new LitRPG novel Monsters, Maces, and Magic: Outpost (working title). We also discuss his most recent …

Episode 142: Interview with Mr. Joshua Smith

February 9th, 2018

2:18:22

Author Joshua Smith stops by and show that he ain't afraid of no Ogres! We talk about the trials of self-publishing then move on to his stories. Warm your feet by the fire and grab some cocoa, we're about to talk your …

Episode 141: Mandela Effect

February 2nd, 2018

1:26:17

We've got a great theme episode all about the Mandela Effect for your listening pleasure! Man, I love a good theme episode!

https://twitter.com/sinbadbad/status/783083506662383616

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE DUELING …

Episode 140: Instant Gratification, Sudden Disappointment

January 26th, 2018

45:47

The show was rife with problems this week culminating in Rem losing his audio! We're full of disappointment, but we'll be back stronger next week and …

Episode 139: All Over the Map

January 18th, 2018

1:27:32

We bring a lot of stuff this week and we're all over the map! Strap in for a wild ride! 0:12:08 There's a lake in Webster, Massachusetts with the longest name in the English language: Lake …

Episode 138: Man Whines About Being Sick - Story at 10

January 14th, 2018

1:18:21

Listen, sometimes you just have to miss a week, get sick, record an episode, and get it out. It ain't always pretty, but it's functional! Check out this news! 0:08:43 World Health Organization on gaming addiction …

Episode 137: Star Wars IRL?

December 31st, 2017

1:37:14

Rem still hasn't seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but that won't stop the guys from dishing out could have beens for reasons and things! Want this to …

Episode 136: THE MISTLETOE KISSING HAD TO STOP!

December 24th, 2017

42:55

Break out that mistletoe and hang it where all can see! We share some interesting holiday facts and read you a custom-made poem that certainly …

Episode 135: Meatier Spaceship

December 15th, 2017

1:24:43

We take you for a ride on our spaceship to the far corners of the galaxy today! Asteroids & meteors, Storm Troopers & Star Trekkers! All are welcome on the USS Ogre!   Bring on the topics! 0:03:10: Rich Snippets …

Episode 134: Disney Murders Fox on the EA Battlefront

December 4th, 2017

1:28:45

Just when you thought Monopoly was about more than just properties, Disney resumes discussions to buy some from 21st Century Fox! We start a little …

Episode 125: Stephen King Presents Dueling Ogres

November 29th, 2017

1:20:36

We're back and ready to milk that sweet Stephen King SEO right off the internet. Did you know the movie IT is kind of a big deal right now? Don't worry, we'll remind you. Seth MacFarlane's FOX show The Orville

Episode 133: Happy Turkey Day (Thanksgiving)

November 23rd, 2017

29:00

This week Brandon and Rem take you to a fancy Thanksgiving play in New York!  Of course, the director put his own spin on Wade Bradford's masterpiece "Terri and the Turkey," but we think you'll still enjoy the show!

Episode 132: BlizzCon't Wait

November 16th, 2017

1:35:54

This week the guys revisit BlizzCon for an overview of the upcoming goodness while peppering in some Niantic, Slow Mo, Bendis, and more! Yes, we're horrible podcasters for skipping a week. Yes, we're incredibly …

Episode 131: Serendipitous Storytelling!

November 6th, 2017

1:07:01

This seriously may be our most serendipitous episode to date! I promise, we're not well enough organized to have planned it! Here's a round-up of this week's topics with a roundabout timestamp: 0:04:11 Team Rocket …

Episode 130: Cries from the Cave

October 28th, 2017

1:39:12

If you were looking to get CRAZY drunk, take a drink every time Brandon says "SPOOKY!" But not when Rem does it. He's lame. We hope you enjoy these several cries from the cave! My Baby - Se7enHells 13:30 The Portrait of …

Episode 129: Okie Dokie, Doki Doki!

October 21st, 2017

1:24:43

This week Brandon talks about our first perk with our new partner Humble Bundle, Rem gets the plugs in for the limited time to get a free copy of Civilization III (there's little time left, check the link below!) We …

Episode 128: Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Porgs

October 16th, 2017

1:43:08

The first rule about Porgs fight club is don't talk about Porgs fight club. The first rule about sexual misconduct is the exact opposite! Even after …

Episode 127: Any Portmanteau in the Storm

October 6th, 2017

1:31:12

Thank you for purchasing the Dueling Ogres "Power Pack"™! Please enjoy these news stories with no extra purchase necessary (probably). Always getting …

Episode 126: Scratch that Voynich

September 24th, 2017

1:37:31

A waterfall over an otherworldly plant, a woman bathing in the foreground. Mysterious drawings and runes. This...is Dueling Ogres! The Geocities backup project will fill hours of your time with awesome gems like these! …

Episode 124: This Time it's More Carapacey!

September 1st, 2017

1:34:24

Two weeks in a row? The guys are back on top! This week Brandon and Rem dive into the differences between the pilot and second episode of Amazon's "The Tick" series, now that it's out for your viewing pleasure! You've …

Episode 123: Solar Eclipse of the Heart

August 25th, 2017

1:10:18

Did you guys get to see the solar eclipse?! That was a lot of hype without those silly glasses. I'm not bitter...and Bonnie Tyler is still fantastic. …

Episode 122: Double-Fisted Pun Guns!

August 9th, 2017

1:35:41

We're back with video this week and our double-fisted pun guns are locked and loaded! So acquire the target and shoot to thrill! Wait, did I just quote AC/DC? Anyway, here are the topics for this week! All topics and …

Episode 121: SDCC We Hardly Knew Thee

August 4th, 2017

1:38:50

We recap some of the news coming out of SDCC (San Diego Comic Con) even though Rem was on vacation while it happened! But first, let's talk about the Pokemon Go Fest fiasco! Hey, here's a list of topics I found on the …

Episode 120: Make No Bones About It

July 22nd, 2017

1:21:19

Millions of hot dogs recalled due to bones in the meats! But first, the next Doctor of Doctor Who is a female?! What does this mean for PC culture! …

Episode 118: The Sluice of the Internet

July 9th, 2017

1:17:17

https://youtu.be/1bS6vaqZUl4 https://youtu.be/1bS6vaqZUl4 Brandon and Rem are back bringing you the sluice of the internet and other disgusting …

Episode 117: Touch Brandon

June 29th, 2017

1:56:35

We took a week off because everything in our usual wheelhouse sounded booooooooooring. But we're back and touch on tons of stuff! Hey! Listen!

Episode 116: E3 - Elegant Eggplant Enzymes?

June 17th, 2017

1:41:51

E3, The Electronic Entertainment Expo was in full swing and Brandon was just itching to go over his favorite stuff! So that's what we did. It's like …

Episode 115: We'll Be Your Digital Copy if You'll Be Our Pumpkin Pie

June 11th, 2017

1:34:18

Brandon got a haircut and didn't get a digital copy, but he made a new friend! Not really, he actually completely wigged out his hair dresser. This …

Episode 114: The Predator has become the Prey

May 25th, 2017

1:23:16

Brandon recounts his experiences with the game Prey as we wind way back after two successful interviews with some very interesting people! We drop a …

Episode 113: Jennifer Briney - A Dish Best Served without Corporate Spending

May 20th, 2017

1:21:10

This week we interview podcaster Jennifer Briney in a show that's very different from our usual fare! Strap in, kiddies, we're dishing on the …

Episode 112: David C. Hayes - I am the Wolfman, I am the Swamp Thing

May 19th, 2017

1:34:51

This week Brandon and Remington interview the prolific David C. Hayes! Horror director, actor, writer, podcaster, one-time wrestler, and Harry Potter …

Episode 111: Lubricate that Funny Bone

May 1st, 2017

1:19:06

After an unexpectedly long hiatus, Brandon and Rem are back to lubricate your funny bone! Or theirs. We haven't decided yet.

  • ♦ Is Warner Bros …

Episode 110: What's Happening, Marvel?!

April 14th, 2017

1:09:13

Brandon & Rem invite you to sit in with comic shop owner Jordan Lowe to talk about what is happening with Marvel & the comic world at large! Poor Marvel has had just a terrible few weeks with PR nightmares such …

Episode 109: The Devastating Backblast Attack!

April 9th, 2017

1:16:05

Rem re-lives his "devastating back injury" (seriously, he's such a crybaby) and Brandon has been playing Farcry 4 and talks briefly about Horizon Zero Dawn and Ubisoft's other titles that have waaaay too many damn …

Episode 108: Sheldon Brings the Venom to Buzz Aldrin's Facebook Mummy?

March 24th, 2017

1:06:44

The big conversation is the origin of Venom as Rem understands it (which probably isn't at all. Don't we have comic genius podcast friends now?!), but we skirt around so much more! Is Beauty and The Beast's LeFou gay, …

Episode 107: Mama Don't Take My Cosplay Away

March 18th, 2017

1:09:36

The big discussion is Elite Con's banning of Cosplay, but first you have to slog through our inane banter! Starting off with recapping what we've been up to these past few weeks including hooking up at Asylum Comics

Episode 106: Asylum for the Inner Geek

March 9th, 2017

1:36:13

In this special episode, the guys were invited to a local Podcast Night hosted by Asylum Comics to celebrate Marietta, Ohio's "First Friday" event …

Episode 105: Star Wars, The First Hoobawhutz

February 23rd, 2017

1:23:36

We're back and bringing all the energy we can muster! Is Star Wars really lasting the Jedi? What will we call them now?

  • Brandon regales us with …

Episode 104: A Group of Gentlemen with Swords

February 19th, 2017

1:19:31

This week Brandon's excitement shows as we interview the Dungeons & Dragon streaming group Gentlemen's Sword! Tune in Friday and Saturday nights at 1 AM to join them at the table, just like you were there: 

Episode 103: Trailer Round-Up!

February 9th, 2017

1:17:24

On the tail end of a harrowing victory by the Patriots (just kidding, we don't really care), we bring you our thoughts on the trailers you may have …

Episode 102: Soak Up the Stank

February 1st, 2017

1:05:11

This week the guys talk briefly about the Emoji Movie (because let's face it, it's a movie about Emojis. What's there to talk about?), then move on to the potential remake of White Men Can't jump. Of course, that …

Episode 101: It's Time to SWITCH to Better Hosts

January 23rd, 2017

1:36:08

This week we dive into the Nintendo Switch set to launch March 3rd, 2017! Brandon's NASA training brings the insight, Rem brings the titles! Check the video links below for the first reveal trailer and the Nintendo …

Episode 100: Astrology - They Sure Can Zodi-yak-yak-yak!

January 12th, 2017

1:53:46

This week's topic is a rough history of astrology, the Zodiac, and horoscopes! In celebration of a New Year, we dedicate this extra long theme …

Episode 74: Dave's Dowsing Rods

January 6th, 2017

1:31:12

[su_spacer]After two full weeks, we return with chocolate Jeebus eggs! And no, we won't share! Will the Han Solo movie feature Chewy's Backstory? …

Episode 99: Rem Puts the Mass in Christmas

December 24th, 2016

1:19:34

Boy, you'd think they're getting lazy at the end of the year! We start off with a little Christmas cheer talking about our upcoming holiday plans, …

Episode 98: Are We Boring?! We're Certainly Insecure!

December 16th, 2016

1:15:36

This week Brandon recaps his life-altering events in Final Fantasy XV and how both of our lives are seemingly devoid of any true excitement! Is life just a construct of our imaginations? Are we living our dreams or …

Episode 97: Sega Bringing Game Properties to the Theatre?

December 9th, 2016

1:24:09

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What Sega titles do you think would make for a good movie or tv show? Have production companies still not learned from their …

Episode 96: TAKE ONE UNCOMFORTABILITY DAMAGE!

November 24th, 2016

1:12:02

This week we talk about more tabletop RPG's with our focus turning to Paizo's new space fantasy system, Starfinder! Brandon recounts the surface similarities between Fable and Witcher 3, Rem regails us with tales from …

Episode 95: Old Man Groot in the Shell

November 11th, 2016

1:15:04

The guys try their first "segment" ever and stretch it into a whole show! Listen closely to their thoughts on a wide range of movie trailers …

Episode 94: Werewolf Soup? Therewolf Soup!

October 31st, 2016

1:18:03

This is Halloween! Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine! We have some terrible jokes, some game news with Brandon explaining Battlefield One, …

Episode 93: Buy a Gas Mask & Keep Your Powder Dry

October 21st, 2016

1:22:39

Getting back into the swing of things, the guys catch up on some random news stories! We briefly touch on Watchdogs 2 and Red Dead Redemption 2 coming soon, crap on Apple (Crapple), wonder if we'll go back to silent …

Episode 92: Pop-Contastrophe!

October 15th, 2016

43:42

This week Peshka Calloway returns with her pop con partner in crime, Justin Williamson to talk about how the Parkersburg Pop Con went and what's in …

Episode 91: Interview with a Specialist

October 4th, 2016

1:04:46

This week we sit down with Peshka Calloway, Alumni Relations Specialist for West Virginia University at Parkersburg to talk about the upcoming Parkersburg Pop Con (which she is also organizing! Man, she's really busy!) …

Episode 90: Was YouTube Ever Really Alive?

September 22nd, 2016

1:28:31

Boy, if you think Rem could drone on about MMO’s wait until Brandon talks about Elder Scrolls! It’s…well it’s tame by comparison. The guys also …

Episode 89: Sony Don't Need No Mods

September 13th, 2016

1:38:59

Jeez, another long break? They really need to get their shit together!

This week's episode brings some gaming world talk with Rem's experience in the new World of Warcraft: Legion expansion which leads to Brandon …

Episode 88: It's All Glitz & Glam Until You Get Snatch

August 26th, 2016

1:26:17

Rupert Grint starring in a Snatch series? That's almost as weird as the Tick coming back to your TV! What kind of online streaming do you watch …

Episode 87: Suicide Squad - Just Good Enough to Watch

August 12th, 2016

1:07:53

Wow, did they really talk about Dr. Demento? The Ogres are showing their age! We promptly move on to discussion about the season finale of Preacher with Ruth Negga and Dominic Cooper, and their continued work together. …

Episode 86: Grand Admiral for a Day

August 5th, 2016

1:43:55

Sorry for the late episode, this week was tough on ol' Rem! This week we recap our first experience being on a convention panel and bust into a few …

Episode 85: The Bonfire of the Caterpies - A Pokemon Go Story

July 26th, 2016

1:12:28

Brandon recounts the difficulties of learning a spoken language from an app called DuoLingo and a coding language from the computer, then we launch …

Episode 84: Viscount Rising - with Terry W. Ervin II

July 12th, 2016

1:17:24

⇑Listen Here! Watch Here!⇓ https://youtu.be/q_-f7yP2DT4 The honorable and illustrious author, Viscount Terry W. Ervin II, braves the throngs of people playing Pokemon GO to drive down for another interview with the …

Episode 83: Robots Are Not Funny!

July 6th, 2016

1:33:25

After catching up on the fact that we have no interest in fireworks and establishing we're grumpy old men, we blast into movie and television news! …

Episode 82: The Mod Fraud

July 1st, 2016

1:28:57

We start off with impressions from BearCon, then break right into the Brexit and xenophobia because we obviously think ourselves smært! If Captain America was considered active duty through his time frozen in …

Episode 81: Giving You Our Love in Thing Form

June 15th, 2016

1:35:59

We hear that Nelly Furtado is making a comeback, but only on Dueling Ogres! Just kidding, she wouldn't be caught dead on this show. Brandon tells us …

Episode 80: No Affiliation Whatsoever

May 27th, 2016

1:30:14

Brandon gets in touch with his inner ornithologist and Rem is terrified of getting sued by the Nerdist. It turns out that they're hiring actors for …

Episode 79: The ABC Exodus

May 22nd, 2016

1:21:58

This week the guys discuss whether it's okay for younger children to be posting to YouTube. Next up is ABC's cancelfest, destroying the viewing dreams of people who waited with bated breath each week for their new …

Episode 78: Civil War's Got Nothing on Dueling Ogres

May 15th, 2016

47:26

In true best-friend fashion, Brandon and Rem saw Captain America: Civil War (aka Avengers 2½) together! This relatively short episode may contain spoilers, so if you haven't seen it but still plan to, wait a few days …

Episode 77: XOXO Gossipalien

May 5th, 2016

1:27:59

This episode is abound with Hasbro news! Why, you ask? Good question! Why not ask the guys who want to make a movie about Play-Doh! We also dish on Jessica Jones a bit, Rem forgets precisely what Duncan Jones has …

Episode 76: Netflix Schmetflix

April 24th, 2016

1:24:33

We had Dani, but we lost him again. We also lost the episode, so we had to record again! Well, really, we never had the episode. Rem's pretty terrible at his job. This week we're mystified by media marketing directions …

Episode 75: Paper, Rock, Scissors, Wolverine

April 13th, 2016

1:11:50

Brandon and Rem team up on a hunt for Dani Mo for all of a minute before they get tired and do a podcast instead! Brandon relives the terrors of Magic Duels for the Xbox 1 and once again talks about Fallout 4. Rem …

Episode 73: Hearthstoned

March 19th, 2016

1:21:39

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We recap Classic Plastics Toy & Comic Expo, Brandon tells us about his new love affair with archery and his old love affair with …

Episode 72: Get Your Superhero TV On!

February 22nd, 2016

1:23:53

Brandon's too cool for snuggies and Dani Mo has an aversion to pants as we discuss the crap out of the influx of superhero TV! We left-turn into …

Episode 71: Breaking Conspiracies Wide Open

February 15th, 2016

1:43:18

Really, it's interruptions like this that make you wonder precisely what's wrong with the world — and what is oh-so right. This week Brandon returns and catches up with his thoughts on last week's topics, muses over

Episode 69: Deadpool Is Four Times More Fantastic

January 23rd, 2016

1:18:20

Deadpool is in the forefront of our brains as we get more stoked for the February 12th release date, which throws the rest of the podcast right into …

Episode 68: One Big Penis Joke

January 23rd, 2016

1:30:45

Still trying to get back into the swing of things; Brandon, Rem, and new "guest host" Dani spend way too much time talking about themselves, not enough time talking about Billy Bob Thorton's career, and perhaps just the …

Episode 66: FEED THE EGO!

January 23rd, 2016

1:32:39

 

Just in case you hadn't heard, there were some super hero movie trailers that dropped! We also talk about having Goosebumps over Jack Black, some adorable little fuzzballs called Mogwai, and some super-religious …

Episode 67: The Ogre Awakens

January 8th, 2016

1:26:33

Coming back after a little break is always hard, but after some awkward hugging the guys bring it back full tilt with their first impressions of Star …

Episode 65: Dragon Ball Soup

December 6th, 2015

1:42:52

We've got movies, meals, science, and self-consciousness this episode! Brandon questions his fatherly choices, and Rem talks about bowel movements!

On a personal note: Somehow, somewhere, Brandon's mic got unplugged, so …

Episode 64: Didn't They Just Do a Blizzcon Episode Last Year?!

November 17th, 2015

1:24:48

Brandon silently imagines the numerous ways to murder Rem while he drones on about Blizzcon! Rem feigns interest as Brandon gushes over Fallout! Who will reign supreme?...

...seriously, we won't be butthurt if you skip …

Episode 63: A Metal Hammer...

November 10th, 2015

1:28:19

A short break means we come back with more razzle-dazzle, more masterful segways, actual news (sort-of), and a whole lot of gushing fanboy! Blizzcon, …

Episode 62: Contains Pulp

October 26th, 2015

1:36:09
[[Producer's note: Sorry for the delay! We're continuing to improve our show, and sometimes that means learning new techniques and technologies that …

Episode 61: Catling Gun

October 18th, 2015

1:16:47
[[Producer's note: Sorry for the delay! We're continuing to improve our show, and sometimes that means learning new techniques and technologies that …

Episode 60: Diamond Man

October 9th, 2015

1:12:57

After some grueling editing and a longer-than-usual turnaround time, we bring to you our interview with indie comic author Stephen Hines! It was a damn awesome interview and we all had a lot of fun!

Episode Features: …

Episode 59: Poop Follicles

October 2nd, 2015

1:15:51

The guys are truly all over the place in this one! Who needs news when we can discuss how many different animals Rem will eat?!

Episode Features: …

Episode 58: Angel Butts

September 24th, 2015

1:35:18

We had a week off due to some crazy schedules and sickness beyond repair, but we bring it back with some news, opinions, reviews, and some …

Episode 57: Jedi Boobies

September 11th, 2015

1:14:23

It's Labor Day, so Rem drops some knowledge bombs about this second most promiscuous of the national holidays! We also talk about the new BB-8 toy …

Episode 56: Pop That Clefairy

September 3rd, 2015

1:10:50

Brandon brings Ben back down to the Ogre Den for some truly off-the-wall conversation. Then we make him take a cab home because that docile baritone …

Episode 55: Escapin' From Money

August 27th, 2015

1:07:15

We get back into the swing of things by talking about the - now far removed - River City Comicon! Rem drops some cow knowledge as promised, gets the wrong egyptian pharaoh's name, and Brandon takes us down a very …

Episode 54: Of Boots on the Legs and Gloves on the Feet

August 12th, 2015

55:28

Rem bores Brandon to death with Blizzard news, Brandon falls in love with Windows 8, and we bring you the next Fuckshit of the Week (#FSotW)! Hang on to your pants, nerds. It's going to get moist in here!

Episode …

Episode 53: The Importance of Being Viscount

August 6th, 2015

1:39:41

The guys pick the brain of the incomparable Terry W. Ervin II - author of The First Civilization's Legacy series, Relic Tech, and the short stories found within Genre Shotgun - about local government, the importance of …

Episode 52: From Pluto, With Love

July 22nd, 2015

1:24:36

We talk about the three big (to us) movie/shows coming out of the SDCC and Rem recaps the New Horizons Pluto flyby! Short and simple, just how we like it!

Episode Features: Outtakes at the end.

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Episode 51: Murder Circuit

July 9th, 2015

1:25:22

This week the guys discuss robots! Who is Isaac Asimov? Why was he important to robotics? Will robots truly become smarter than humans? Is a Mantis …

Episode 50: HOLY S**T! 50 EPISODES!

June 29th, 2015

1:26:52

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50th episode extravaganza! Which is not as extravagant as we anticipated...but hey, we're a little lazy. BUSY! I MEAN BUSY! But we do …

Episode 49: Domestic Dolphins

June 17th, 2015

1:47:17

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There's a reason why Rem needs his nap, and it becomes painfully …

Episode 48: Grandpa Cowboy

June 12th, 2015

1:35:26

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This week the fellas bring to your attention the official, annual World Video Game Hall of Fame! Then we transition to some movie news …

Episode 47: MAKE IT MORE LIKE HALO!

May 29th, 2015

1:29:03

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Drawing further discussion from last week, Rem and Brandon dive into the cluster**** that is known as "crunch" in the game development …

Episode 46.5: There's a Fallout Ahead!

May 24th, 2015

52:19

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Is it Christmas?! No! This week we present to you a quick and dirty episode to make up for Rem being terrible at being speedy! Brandon …

Episode 46: Better Late than Poopy Beard

May 19th, 2015

1:45:05

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We wander the vast reaches of conversation this week, covering everything from ISIS to allergies - masturbation to microtransactions! …

Episode 45: A Burger is Just a Burger, but Fig Newtons are Fruit and Cake!

May 4th, 2015

1:03:21

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We have a shot of Daredevil with a Joker chaser, a dish of Frank Miller with a dash of the Dark Knight, the mother of all steak-eating …

Episode 44: I'd Show that Bitch Up

April 24th, 2015

1:23:22

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STAR WARS! We talk about other things, but they pale in comparison to the glory that surely will be the new Star Wars movie. I mean …

Episode 43: It All Started with a Lonely Little Bulbasaur

April 19th, 2015

1:03:34

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We go all over the damn place this week with movies, Legos, interesting upcoming games, and much, much more!


THERE! ARE! FOUR! VISCES!


Episode 42: What's Happening?!

April 10th, 2015

1:18:49

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This week takes a peculiar turn as Steven drops in with...wait, …

Episode 41: Identity Crisis

April 3rd, 2015

1:09:37

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We're still working on this little scheduling conflict thing, but …

Episode 40: Talk Is Cheap

March 23rd, 2015

1:11:26

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This week we're in transition! So we don't have much to say, but we still managed to fill an hour with our inane babble.


We'll be moving …

Episode 39: Conversational Norwegian

March 9th, 2015

59:33

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"GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?! SHEEEEESH!! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME …

Episode 38: I Got The Episode Number Wrong

March 2nd, 2015

1:06:48

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So I got the episode number wrong. I'm pretty bad at this.


We take a moment to do an expose on the planet Mars! It's far more …

Episode 37: Terrified Beyond the Capacity for Rational Thought

February 16th, 2015

1:10:12

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When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Dueling Ogres! It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me...


If you …

Episode 36: Penny Pies, Dear!

February 9th, 2015

1:08:47

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This week we take large, smelly dumps on the Super Bowl commercials because we're sad, judgemental bastards!


Episode Features: Outtakes …

Episode 35: Thar Be Dragons

January 31st, 2015

1:26:25

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You didn't really ask for it, but you're going to get it anyway! A look back on the history of sea monsters from the days of yore! Rem …

Episode 34: Rem Doesn't Even Know From Society

January 25th, 2015

1:19:24

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This week we run over some of the more recent comic movie news, dabble in the postal service, and talk about some fascinating …

Episode 33: Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse...

January 18th, 2015

1:15:35

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Cody joins the fellas as they take a deep, dark look into the …

Episode 32: I SUCK AT TWITCHING!

January 12th, 2015

1:09:32

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We take a look at the phenomena that is livecasting with special guest and gaming entertainer, Smokaloke! Have questions about casting? …

Episode 31: So Long 2014, and Thanks for All the Fish

January 3rd, 2015

1:16:18

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The guys recap their Christmas' and take stock of their year whilst sharing some interesting New Years facts and talking about the …

Episode 30: Yuletide Greetings!

December 20th, 2014

1:21:09

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In homage to the Christmas holiday, Brandon and Rem delve (not …

Episode 29: Ha-Chyah-Chyah-Chyah!

December 13th, 2014

1:19:26

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It was kind of a slow week for what we usually talk about, but we eked out some things that we hope you'll enjoy! Special appearances …

Episode 28: Is Always Moose & Squirrel

December 5th, 2014

1:12:14

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This week we discuss the Star Wars teaser trailer, the newly released cast of DC's Suicide Squad, and some interesting computer …

Episode 27: Quitting Cold Turkey

November 27th, 2014

2:04

Our super-awesome Thanksgiving episode was a bust, much like our guts will be later today. I blame some equipment gremlins, but you can blame whoever you want. Canada, Native Americans, Obama...whatever.

The important …

Episode 26: Is it Pasta, or Impasta?

November 24th, 2014

1:02:42

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We gear up for our Thanksgiving episode by recapping the Warlords of Draenor launch, sharing some messed up news stories, and doting on …

Episode 25: Blizzconya Feel It?!

November 13th, 2014

1:08:04

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BLIZZCON, BLIZZCON, BLIZZCON! Rem recaps the random happenings at Blizzcon this past weekend while Brandon desperately fights falling …

Episode 24: Why is This So Hard?!

November 7th, 2014

1:04:56

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In an egregious attempt to make a podcast, the guys manage to stumble around news stories for the upcoming comic movies and muse about …

Episode 23: Which Witch Does the Witching?

October 30th, 2014

1:03:51

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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and …

Episode 22: To the Moon, Alice!

October 17th, 2014

1:26:47

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Travel deep into the cosmos as the Ogres take you on a tour of some of the universe's more mystifying phenomena. Also, Brandon kills …

Episode 21: I Am Not Aquaman

October 10th, 2014

1:07:47

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We've wandered out into the searing heat of the sun and over to …

Episode 20: Wirty Dords

October 3rd, 2014

1:20:21

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This episode the guys take a look at the origins of a few of their favorite swear words. It gets mighty profane in this one, you have …

Episode 19: Hey Big Pete

September 25th, 2014

1:07:40

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Bre joins Brandon & Rem in this nostalgia-filled episode where they watch & discuss two episodes of The Adventures of Pete …

Episode 18: Timey-Wimey

September 18th, 2014

1:36:48

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Rem talks the Warlords of Draenor beta and Hearthstone, Brandon talks about playing Bungie's Destiny, recaps & reviews Teenage …

Episode 17: None of Us are Batman

September 4th, 2014

1:06:54

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


Holy crap we just did our first proper interview with James …

Episode 16: DDOS Your Pug Twitch?

August 28th, 2014

1:04:30

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


 This week the guys talk Magic: The Gathering, the released date of Warlords of Draenor, DDOS attacks, myabandonware.com, Amazon's …

Episode 15: Battles Fought & Lost

August 21st, 2014

1:51:55

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


In a departure from their normal jovial frivolities, this week …

Episode 14: The Secret of the Looos...ers

August 6th, 2014

1:10:25

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


The guys talk about cursing around kids, their childhood, and …

Episode 13: Michael Douglas is Not British

August 2nd, 2014

1:13:41

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


This week the guys start late in the week and at the top of the show discuss Minecraft mods, Hearthstone, & Magic the Gathering. …

Episode 12: The Attack of the Bronysaurus *or* Pegasisters Be Praised!

July 23rd, 2014

1:32:21

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


It all started innocently enough, talking about the history of the My Little Ponies franchise. Then...things got weird.


Special Guest: …

Episode 11: It's-ah Me! Da Pope!

July 16th, 2014

1:17:53

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


This week, Brandon & Rem talk about several news stories whilst having a photo-op during the podcast thanks to Rem's sister, …

Episode 10: Potato Salad Loves the Internet

July 9th, 2014

1:25:32

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On their milestone episode 10, the guys talk about recording & editing racoons, Star Wars and STORIES FROM THE INTERNET! 


Stories …

Episode 9: Are You Afraid of the Dorks?

July 2nd, 2014

55:13

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]


Brandon & Rem are joined by Bre in this nostalgia-filled episode where they watch & discuss two episodes of Are You Afraid of …

Episode 8: The Shogunate is Not Pleased

June 25th, 2014

1:04:45

[[WARNING: This podcast is rated "M" for "Mature." Discretion is strongly advised.]]

Rem had some family obligations, so we decide to revisit our unreleased episode about samurai! You think we're unprepared now? Check …

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