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Don't Lets Chart with Ben and Phil

37 EpisodesProduced by Ben and PhilWebsite

Two friends try to make sense of the world through the use of charts, top ten lists, stupid quizzes and mindless trivia. Join them, won't you?

37 Episodes | 2019 - 2020

Don't Lets Chart 212 - James Brown Shotgun Toilet

February 24th, 2020


Join Ben and Phil for a "stab" at the murder podcast market with some unfortunately obvious crimes before playing the latest mop topped quiz all the kids go wild for and finishing up with a daze over days. There's tax …

Some Sort Of Promotional Endeavour

February 16th, 2020


Hello friends! Did you know that for less than £3 a month you can get two extra podcasts with Ben and Phil? In fact, if you had one of our snazzy personal RSS feeds that each patron gets, you'd just be receiving the new …

Don't Lets Chart 211 - Bubblegum Tongue (Direct To Video)

February 10th, 2020


Its Valentine's week and as per usual Ben and Phil are here to put this d on you. Or is that old Ian Snoop Dogg? Either way, its not a very welcoming …

Don't Lets Chart 210 - A Song With The Word Smurf In It

January 27th, 2020


2020 already doing your head in? Time for an arbitrary time warp back to 1996 for a listener voted top 20 of things including Kenickie, Mark and Lard on the Graveyard Shift, the mysterious mayfly career of Bear Van Beers

Don't Lets Chart 209 - Two Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

January 13th, 2020


Its an old school sort of Chart this week as Ben and Phil look at the week in years gone by and find some totally unconnected but suitably ridiculous …

Don't Lets Chart 208 - Nixon Quiz Not Included

December 30th, 2019


It's Ben's birthday and to celebrate, erm...he's gone to the pub. But he's left a sodden folder of trivia behind so we present a mix of favourite and …

Don't Lets Chart 207 - More Boglin Themed Than I Was Anticipating

December 25th, 2019


Merry Christmas from Ben and Phil! Here's a special show for everyone spending today alone (or just wants something to do whilst hiding!) With thanks …

BONUS - A Green Bullet Of Fun

December 19th, 2019


Surprise! As its Christmas we thought it'd be nice to share the new "Don't Lets Chart...Nights" episode with everybody! Meet Ben and Phil - Christmas Chart Fixers going through the festive number ones from 1980 to 1989 …

Don't Lets Chart 206 - Schnorbitz Was Not In Star Wars

December 16th, 2019


Its...sort of...almost...Christmas! Time for a bubble of nonsense away from the reality of the previous week as Ben and Phil jump back to the …

Don't Lets Chart 205 - Gravy Changes Everything

December 2nd, 2019


The boys are delicious gravy! Ben's got something to promote but he can't for the life in him remember what it is so instead he and Phil investigate Doctor Who cameos as the worlds of James Bond and Ken Dodd

Don't Lets Chart 204 - Terr Yand Ju-Ne

November 11th, 2019

A special young person's episode of Don't Lets Chart in which...oh god, I'm so tired. I mean...YOUNG PEOPLE'S THINGS. WOO! SOME FORTNITE! EMOJIS! POPULAR CHART MUSIC! We're all over those today. Now fetch me 20CCs of …

Don't Lets Chart 203 - 65 Fabulous Years of Phil Catterall

October 28th, 2019


Your favourite facts 'n' fannying about podcast returns with an all star tribute to six decades of Phil Catterall (aged 39). There are messages from his friends - also Ben is there. Plus Phil's top 20 things of all time …

Don't Lets Chart 202 - I'm So Tired, Why Are You Doing This?

October 14th, 2019


Sexual swear words and adult situations ahoy this week as Ben and very under the weather Phil play a game of Birthday Top Trumps pitting unlikely …

Don't Lets Chart 201 - Objectively Better, Morally Superior

September 30th, 2019


Bigger, Better, Stronger, the other one. Yes, Dont Let's Chart is back back BACK! And with the same great taste you remember - vinegar and tyres - mmm mmm, just like Uncle Grandma used to make. If you're new to the …

Attack of the Return of the Monster of Don't Lets Chart Series 2

September 21st, 2019


The second series of "Don't Lets Chart" will be with you on Monday September 30th. This short documentary presentation feature trail will explain the small differences we're making to this new run. Find out how you can …

Don't Lets Chart - The Best of (Volume Two)

September 9th, 2019


To whet your unwhetted areas for series 2 here's a breezy run-through episodes 5 to 9 of "Don't Lets Chart" in which we ran down the worst Hanna-Barbera jerks, despaired at On The Buses, steamed a good ham, tarted …

Don't Lets Chart 120 - That's A Good Point

August 18th, 2019


And so we reach the final destination of the Don't Lets Chart Summer Roadshow and also the final episode of series one. We hope you've enjoyed the past five months of facts and nonsense and we're going out with our …

Don’t Lets Chart 119 – Do You Like Dickens

August 11th, 2019


Another jump on the increasingly stupid Don't Lets Chart Summer Roadshow as Ben and Phil travel back in time to visit The Book Tower in order to promote Ben's new book. If you dont know, its probably best not to ask. …

Don't Lets Chart 118 - The Popular Humanoid Bear

August 4th, 2019


A bit of a relativity jump on the Don't Lets Chart Roadshow this week as we visit Beanotown. OrGotham. Or wherever Whizzer and Chips incorporating Scouse Mouse took place as its a comics special. Which were best - the …

Don't Lets Chart 117 - BOUNTY!

July 28th, 2019


Ohhhh, how good is this? The "Don't Lets Chart Summer Roadshow" is on the move again and this week visits definitely DEFINITELY Australia to talk all things Antipodean, but mostly funny place names, weird food and the …

Don't Lets Chart 116 - Hedges Capers

July 21st, 2019


Woah dude, its a new episode of the "Don't Lets Chart Summer Roadshow" and Ben and Phil are visiting "Mawkins, Indianus" - home to "Stangler Thongs" - which is legally different from anything on Netflix set in the mid …

Don't Lets Chart 115 - The Worst Motown Trio Of All Time

July 14th, 2019


Framed for a crime they probably did commit, Ben and Phil are making melonade from rocks and dust by turning their six week community service into a summer roadshow just like all those people we're not allowed to talk …

Don't Lets Chart - The Best Of (Volume One)

July 7th, 2019


The best of the first five episodes, plus a few bonus items for new listeners. 

Featuring: Why George Clooney shouldnt be allowed near your cat (or

Don’t Lets Chart 114 - Chekhov's Chicken

June 30th, 2019


It’s a five-alarm all out listener takeover episode as Ben and Phil hand the whole show over to you for questions, guest charts and comments, …

Don't Lets Chart 113 - Crime Alert!

June 23rd, 2019


Or "Congratulations! It's A Knife!" Put yer hands up and drop the off-brand "Avengerists" action figure! Detectives Ben Baker and Phil Catterall are …

Don't Lets Chart 112 - The Answer Is Quavers

June 16th, 2019


Sunday, Sunday here again and...wait, we dont upload our new episodes on Sundays, do we? Aaahhhh, but we do. Presenting our mildly irrelevant move to Sundays for the forseeable future. In this week's episode, Ben Baker

Don't Lets Chart 111 - What Night Is Space Bins?

June 9th, 2019


Hello space fans and fellow mutants to the latest podcast from Moon Ben Baker and Phil "G-Balls" Catterall! In this one: sub-par superheroes, Royal Variety rave ups and strange stuff shot into space (but not necessarily …

Don't Lets Chart 110 - Trying To Swallow A Former Member of Bananarama

June 2nd, 2019


We all know what its like. You record a smash hit song but accidentally mention a brand name leading to a ban from the BBC so you have to fly 6,000 miles across the Atlantic to record two words then fly back again. To …

Don't Lets Chart 109 - No-One Voted For ALF

May 26th, 2019


We've taken the bin box time machine back to 1987 again for the second and final part of our entirely listener-voted chart. 

Along the way, we pump …

Don't Lets Chart 108 - McKellen For Robocop

May 19th, 2019


Presenting The First Annual 32 Fabulous Years of 1987 Show. 

Why? Dont worry about that. Just be dazzled and wowed by the bright colours and …

Don't Lets Chart 107 - Slimer Stinks Of Onion IDST

May 12th, 2019


Sponsored by Nixon's Crisps. "The crisps that are crisps".

It was the philosopher Ian Reelbigfish who once sang "Sell out / with me oh yea / sell out / with me tonight". And never has a truer word been skanked as your …

Don't Lets Chart 106 - Rotating Hannigans

May 5th, 2019


It's a bank holiday special as for the first time Ben and Phil are in the same room to record one of these. We enter "The Meet Zone" (or is that "the …

Don't Lets Chart 105 - Runaway Puppy Massacre

April 28th, 2019


'Boogie Legs' Ben and The All-New Some Biscuits Crew are sure in for a s-s-spooky time when they investigate Old Man Catterall's haunted mine to look …

Don't Lets Chart 104 - Little Jenny Knives For Eyes

April 21st, 2019


Ben's not content with the ratings for the last few episodes so he's decided to refit the whole show to be one of those murder podcasts that are …

Don't Lets Chart 103 - Inhaling Some Chuckle Musk

April 14th, 2019


Hey you! Are you interested in dead celebrities, Yorkshire heroes and ridiculous Happy Meal toys? Well stick around anyway as Ben and Phil look into …

Don't Lets Chart 102 - I Thought You Said Rapid Rodney

April 7th, 2019


And so it was that our brave idiots Ben and Phil returned for a second adventure that the law of sequels suggests will probably not be as good as the first. With that in mind they look at Rotten Tomatoes' Worst Sequels …

Don't Lets Chart 101 - Clooney's Catbox Comedy Company

March 31st, 2019


We can all agree that pranks and April Fools' jokes are invariably god awful and not in the slightest bit funny  - but what would you do if it was …

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