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Kids programming through the lens of adult beverages.

179 Episodes | 2019 - 2022

Home (2015)

May 16th, 2022

1:07:57

A critique of colonialism... ya know, for kids.

National Treasure 2

May 9th, 2022

1:30:10

The second installment in the DaVinci Code for Americans sees Nicolas Cage moving on to international incidents, not just federal crimes.

National Treasure

May 2nd, 2022

2:12:13

Sure, it's not really a kids movie, but there's no way anyone expected adults to take this seriously.

Eternals

April 25th, 2022

1:45:03

A movie that covers 7,000 years of history in just under half the time.

All Dogs Go to Heaven

April 18th, 2022

1:28:14

A kids movie with profound theological implications.

Zookeeper

April 11th, 2022

1:38:26

Simply the best movie where Nick Nolte, as a gorilla, sings along to the Apple Bottom Jeans song. Undeniably.

Free Guy

April 4th, 2022

1:33:51

Ryan Reynolds. That's the movie. That's the whole movie.

Sorcerer’s Apprentice

March 28th, 2022

1:46:48

Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage in this movie that has, easily, the worst pun we've ever heard as a major plot point.

Turning Red

March 21st, 2022

1:39:17

Is the red panda a metaphor?

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

March 14th, 2022

1:25:58

In a rare departure from our usual, we watched the sequel after the original and in consecutive weeks.

Cheaper by the Dozen

March 7th, 2022

1:50:56

Remember when Steve Martin didn't just do family films? I feel like he remembers, and wishes he could use his grown up words in this movie.

Big Hero 6

February 28th, 2022

1:35:02

I know it's really fun to dog on movies but, really, this one's fantastic.

Paddington

February 21st, 2022

1:52:14

The story of a bear in London and not the story of why no one thinks that's odd.

Wish Dragon

February 14th, 2022

1:45:25

Ever wonder what it would look like if Jackie Chan produced Aladdin? Well, turns out it's actually pretty good.

Upside-down Magic

February 7th, 2022

1:59:07

Please, fans of the book, don't come at us. This movie only has a passing resemblance to the source material which was, of course, Harry Potter. Anything else is purely coincidental.

Here Comes the Boom

January 31st, 2022

1:39:10

I wonder if Neil Diamond will try to pull his music from this movie due to its use of Joe Rogan? I mean, we could only hope someone realizes they …

Encanto

January 24th, 2022

1:31:34

Lin Manuel Miranda produces his biggest hit since Silent E is a Ninja.

Kung Fu Panda

January 17th, 2022

57:37

We love kung fuuuuuu!

Actually, this isn't that bad of a movie. Pretty watchable, even. Because Jack Black, probably.

Boxtrolls

January 10th, 2022

1:25:33

British children are always creepy. Prove me wrong.

Ron’s Gone Wrong

January 3rd, 2022

1:15:51

A story of a boy, his robot, and the multibillion dollar tech industry that brought them together and then tries to pull them apart.

Yogi’s First Christmas

December 27th, 2021

1:19:17

The story of a bear who knows nothing about Christmas and learns probably all the wrong lessons.

All I Want for Christmas is You

December 20th, 2021

1:03:44

They did it! They made a movie about the song you've heard a million times. Only it's not about the song, or anything in reality, either. And it makes little to no sense most of the time. But they did it!

Muppet Christmas Carol

December 13th, 2021

1:06:53

This is simply the best version of A Christmas Carol ever put to film and also probably the best Muppet movie, as well.

8 Bit Christmas

December 6th, 2021

1:26:30

Updating Christmas Story for Millennials goes about exactly as expected.

Jingle All the Way 2

November 29th, 2021

1:18:22

When a sequel has none of the same cast from the original and has Larry the Cable Guy as a star, you're not off to a good start. Oh, and it's produced by the same guys that tried the XFL... twice.

Home Sweet Home Alone

November 22nd, 2021

1:24:48

We're 6 movies in and, if anything, they're speeding up. Also, the second consecutive Christmas movie with a guest appearance by Chris Parnell.

Pink Panther

November 8th, 2021

1:33:38

Another family comedy from Steve Martin. Another show based on a vintage cartoon. But, somehow, it kind of works.

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

November 1st, 2021

1:34:23

The tale as old as time, but still problematic. 

Elf (2003)

October 25th, 2021

1:42:17

Will Farrell brings his idiot man child routine to actual children and... it works.

Muppet Haunted Mansion

October 18th, 2021

36:42

Gonzo must spend a night in the famous Haunted Mansion. Still way better than Eddy Murphy.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

October 11th, 2021

1:16:55

Finally doing the first movie in the series that started this podcast.

Brave

October 4th, 2021

1:39:10

A story of coming of age in Scotland. With bears.

Jumanji: The Next Level

September 27th, 2021

1:43:47

Still The Rock. Still the Jungle. But now with deserts and mountains, too.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

September 20th, 2021

1:27:25

The Rock stars as a sweaty, large man who snarks his way through a perilous jungle adventure.

Jungle Cruise

September 12th, 2021

1:41:51

The Rock stars as a sweaty, large man who snarks his way through a perilous jungle adventure.

Cruella

September 6th, 2021

1:34:38

The prequil to one of two possible movies that really didn't need a prequil. But, here we are. Enjoy your money, Disney.

Back to the Future Part II

August 29th, 2021

1:42:41

Remember, Lisa is always right.

But, also, time travel is weird, ya'll.

Back to the Future Part II

August 23rd, 2021

1:18:51

The movie that lives inside another movie. It all makes sense, somehow. Or maybe not. It's kind of a mess, really.

Space Jam: A New Legacy

August 16th, 2021

1:37:14

The bar was not high, but this movie managed to just squeak under it.

Back to the Future

August 9th, 2021

1:57:33

Adam misidentifies a few guitars and also generally proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. But Back to the Future!

Yes Day

August 2nd, 2021

1:29:46

Jenifer Gardner is a woman who can only say yes for a day and it's a kids movie, so... no.

Lego Batman

July 25th, 2021

1:16:07

After so many different versions of Batman over the years, how did it take so long to get one this perfect? And who'd have thought it would be Will …

The Rocketeer

July 19th, 2021

1:45:15

The movie that doesn't star Brendan Frasier but should. Rated PG for tobacco use, but not all the MURDER.

Raya and the Last Dragon

July 12th, 2021

1:34:14

The story behind that really popular hair cut for little girls aged 6-15.

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

July 5th, 2021

1:54:34

An hour and a half live action episode of Dora the Explorer? Who could possibly say no? Well, you can. And we could, but we had a podcast episode to …

Luca (2021)

June 28th, 2021

1:12:53

It's new! New content! It's a blessing from the Pixar lords! It's also possibly a metaphor very apropos for the month.

Godmothered

June 21st, 2021

1:41:38

A story about what happens when an incompetent godmother in training attempts to solve a family's problems in the real world. At Christmas. And, oh …

Sonic the Hedgehog

June 14th, 2021

1:56:20

Video games make great movies, right? Right?

Mighty Ducks

June 7th, 2021

1:37:56

A 90's touchstone movie that includes who would turn out to be the least problematic of Charlie Sheen's kids.

Muppets Take Manhattan

May 31st, 2021

1:20:46

The Muppet movie Lisa's never seen! It's just as weird as the rest, but this time they're trying to sell a Broadway show.

Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Movie

May 24th, 2021

1:08:32

It's the movie no one asked for based on the game show everyone loved. Or was aware of. If they're not too young.

Muppets Most Wanted

May 17th, 2021

1:43:47

It's the update to the Great Muppet Caper we never knew we needed.

Pan (2015)

May 9th, 2021

1:29:33

In this telling of the Pan origin story... we don't actually get to the part we recognize. But there are characters that we've heard of, so that's …

The Kid Who Would be King

May 3rd, 2021

1:47:10

The 392nd retelling of the Arthur legend. This time, with kids. For the 134th time.

Rio (2011)

April 26th, 2021

1:26:10

It's always Carnivale in Rio! I mean, literally, I can't think of any movies that feature Rio where it isn't Carnivale.

Night at the Museum

April 19th, 2021

1:20:10

Living proof you can act your way out of a wet paper bag.

A mediocre movie is saved by the sheer will of the actors involved.

Space Jam (1996)

April 12th, 2021

1:57:05

Welcome to the Space Jam. A movie that needs no introduction. Or plot. Or acting skills. But did need Bill Murray.

 

Also, for more information …

Zathura

April 5th, 2021

1:18:55

Like when your friend asks to see your paper and you tell him to make sure he changes a few things before he turns it in but the teacher somehow still knows he copied. Just like that, but your friend is this movie and …

Storks

March 29th, 2021

1:28:29

Storks delivering mutant babies to rich, trendy families. Or maybe something about how chasing financial productivity in every aspect of our lives has had a negative effect on the perception of motherhood. Or maybe it's …

The Black Cauldron

March 22nd, 2021

1:20:13

One of Disney's biggest animated flops somehow manages to age poorer than expected. Will no one let the princess finish a sentence?

 

Also, programming note, it was Temple of Doom that inspired the PG-13 rating, not …

Timmy Failure

March 15th, 2021

1:27:43

"Mistakes were made." That's the tagline, and, honestly, the best review we could give this movie.

Hotel for Dogs

March 8th, 2021

1:15:24

It's an orphans movie! It's a dog adoption movie! It's all these things and, somehow, so much less.

Goodburger

March 1st, 2021

1:50:32

Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger. Can I take your order?

The '90's were wild, ya'll. You could get Sinbad and Shaq in your movie, …

Home Alone

February 22nd, 2021

2:14:15

In this super ginormous sized episode Adam and Lisa get waaaay to into the psychology of the McCallister family. And a bit too far into …

Dr. Doolittle 3

February 15th, 2021

1:35:58

The movie that asks the real questions. Like "Why do we let Norm Macdonald be in things?" and "Can a monkey be charged with a felony?"

Charming

February 8th, 2021

1:20:09

What if all the Prince Charmings (Princes Charming?) were the same? This thoughtful experiment gets to the root of the most confounding mystery in …

The Mandalorian Season 2

February 1st, 2021

1:30:10

Mandalorian, The Second Part! We discuss that the best parts of this show are probably the call outs to previous episodes of this show or else Star Wars in general. Also, Baby Yoda.

The Mandalorian Season 1

January 25th, 2021

1:37:35

In this episode Adam confuses the Traveling Wilburys with the Wild Thornberrys. And also discusses this show that was on Disney.

We Can Be Heroes

January 18th, 2021

1:12:43

The (hopefully) final conclusion to the Sharkboy and Lavagirl series.

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D

January 11th, 2021

50:57

Robert Rodriguez makes a family film about a series of acid trips he had in college. Or something. Starring two Taylors.

Wonder Woman 1984

January 4th, 2021

1:53:47

You will be screaming "TOM HARDY" at us for a few minutes. Sorry.

Also, spoilers as we talk through the plot of a relatively new movie. But don't worry if, like us, you haven't seen Wonder Womans 2-1983. They …

Soul

December 28th, 2020

1:36:15

*SPOILER WARNING* This one just came out!

Adam and Lisa discuss the importance of settling for the mundane.

Ernest Saves Christmas

December 26th, 2020

1:13:02

The second best Ernest movie works with the season.

Ratatouille

December 21st, 2020

1:37:55

Are we watching a Christmas movie this close to the holidays? No. Of course not. It's about a rat who wants to be Gordon Ramsay because of course it …

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

December 14th, 2020

1:01:16

We watch a movie about small town animals and economic downturns and discuss the importance of estate planning and life insurance.

Christmas Chronicles 2

December 7th, 2020

1:30:48

Kurt Russel is back to save Christmas, this time with Goldie Hawn and it's, somehow, so very, very bad.

Incredibles 2

November 30th, 2020

1:28:53

A children's movie addressing issues facing a woman attempting to re-enter the workforce and the whining of the man supporting her.

Ugly Dolls

November 23rd, 2020

54:59

100th Episode Spectacular! Not really. We just drink while discussing the movie that teaches you it's OK to be ugly as long as you're rich and …

Aladdin (2019)

November 16th, 2020

1:07:26

The unneeded live action remake of the Disney classic isn't as bad as it could have been.

Malibu Rescue: The Next Wave

November 9th, 2020

1:02:26

We've had one movie already, but what about second movie?

The sequel to the series that followed the movie that, really, no one really asked for.

Nightmare Before Christmas

November 2nd, 2020

57:32

Simply the best movie combination of Halloween and Christmas. The perfect November movie.

But it also makes no sense.

Halloweentown

October 26th, 2020

1:14:58

Debby Reynolds is in this. Debby. Reynolds. She deserved better.

Double Double Toil and Trouble

October 19th, 2020

1:18:51

A critique on the state of mandatory reporter laws in the 90's. Or another Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie. Or both.

Addams Family (2019)

October 12th, 2020

55:45

Can the remake of a 1991 classic remake of a 60's TV show be even better than the original material? I mean, it's possible, but this certainly isn't it.

Addams Family (1991)

October 5th, 2020

1:14:39

What is probably the most functional family in cinematic history meets reality and comes out ahead.

Haunted Mansion

September 28th, 2020

1:25:03

Eddie Murphy in a kids movie based on a theme park ride. This was never going to be good, was it?

Hocus Pocus

September 21st, 2020

1:22:27

Like, seriously, did Bette Midler know what she signed up for or was this just her doing what she does best? Either way, top 10 Halloween movies of all time.

Trolls World Tour

September 14th, 2020

1:16:17

The sequel to the movie based on those little troll dolls that get randomly popular every 15 years. At least it's introducing our kids to good music.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman

September 7th, 2020

1:24:58

Time travel brought to you by your dad the dog. Because the 5 minute cartoon segments were not enough.

Despicable Me

August 31st, 2020

1:22:42

The movie that launched the minions. And for that, it has much to answer for.

Animal Crackers

August 24th, 2020

1:02:21

What even is this movie? It's... not good. It's... not bad. It's just... weird.

Kid Detectives

August 17th, 2020

58:10

First, we know it's Stephen Baldwin. But also, we look at a lot of kids detective shows to figure out why we think children have the answers to all our problems.

Muppet Treasure Island

August 10th, 2020

48:48

Where do you know Tim Curry from? This movie answers that for our kids now. Decide what that says about them.

Underdogs

August 3rd, 2020

53:29

How are there no dogs or caves in this movie?

Monsters Vs. Aliens

July 27th, 2020

1:03:28

Reminding children that the military industrial complex rains supreme and you only have the rights they want you to have.

Wrinkle in Time

July 20th, 2020

51:44

A beautiful acid trip where Oprah pretends to be 30 feet tall and the queen of the universe when we all know she's not a bit over 26 feet tall.

UP

July 13th, 2020

1:16:09

A charming story of an accidental child abduction.

G-Force

July 6th, 2020

51:24

A great reminder of why we drink. G-Force is the story of talking guinea pigs that... honestly, who knows? It's a mess.

Artemis Fowl - LIVE

June 29th, 2020

1:32:31

Tired of social distancing? Wishing we could be in your house with you watching a movie and making snarky comments? Then do we have an episode for …

The Goofy Movie

June 22nd, 2020

54:02

In this episode, Adam asks way too many questions about Goofy's biology, classification, and reproductive cycles.

Finding Nemo

June 15th, 2020

1:04:11

Lisa and Adam discuss gender and clown fish and incorrectly identify the capitol of Australia several times.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

June 8th, 2020

43:26

It's Baby's First Wes Anderson this week. Do our kids like style over substance or is this not their cup of fake British tea?

Scoob!

June 1st, 2020

1:20:54

The nostalgia button gets hit again and again as Adam relives his favorite Saturday mornings.

Disney Studio Shorts

May 25th, 2020

56:06

This is a weird one. A bunch of short little videos back to back with no coherent theme. Kinda like my life.

The Great Mouse Detective

May 11th, 2020

53:50

Not the highest form of Disney animation, but not the worst. Except for that weird part in a mouse strip club.

Abominable

May 4th, 2020

1:09:14

Adam and Lisa attempt to get banned in China.

Zootopia

April 27th, 2020

1:20:59

Disney picks an unlikely setting for their follow up to Robin Hood.

Spies in Disguise

April 20th, 2020

1:02:48

Will Smith, the voice of the genie from Aladdin, according to my former children, stars as a bird.

He's reached the part of his career where he's doing talking animal movies.

I'm sorry, Will.

Detective Pikachu

April 13th, 2020

1:03:38

In the unofficial sequel to Deadpool 2, Ryan Renolds sasses his way through another franchise.

High School Musical

April 6th, 2020

1:10:53

The movie that spawned 2 sequels, a TV series, a licensable high school musical about this high school musical and a TV show where they watch people …

The Great Muppet Caper

March 30th, 2020

1:03:02

There's a point in the 1980's where you could get a job by walking into an office and demanding one. This is a throwback to that fantasy.

Disney's Zombies

March 23rd, 2020

1:03:22

Reporting on a post apocalyptic vision where humanity has failed its most vulnerable.

Man, that's hitting a little close to home this week.

Onward

March 16th, 2020

1:35:24

We review a movie still in the theaters!

Adam reveals how little he knows about Dungeons and Dragons and Lisa does, too, but she's not surprised about it.

The Incredibles

March 9th, 2020

1:28:58

What could be easier than raising a family? Raising a family of superheroes without anyone knowing they're superheros.

Harry Potter Revisited

March 2nd, 2020

1:03:24

Did you think Lisa got all her questions and concerns about Harry Potter out last time? Well, you were wrong. Here she goes again.

Woody the Woodpecker

February 24th, 2020

1:00:57

Whoever keeps putting these computer animated cartoon and video game characters into movies with real life actors really needs to stop.

Toy Story 4

February 17th, 2020

1:01:18

For what is hopefully, but not probably, the last entry in the Toy Story saga we take a look at the transcendental terror of existence, dabble in the …

Tangled

February 10th, 2020

1:23:54

Disney brings you Stockholm Syndrome, but cute.

Hop

February 3rd, 2020

1:11:52

They make Easter movies now? About the Easter bunny? Was anyone really calling for that?

Secret Life of Pets 2

January 27th, 2020

1:11:15

The sequel we always wanted where we ask many questions about Hu greenlit this movie.

Jimmy Neutron

January 20th, 2020

1:01:00

The third best computer animated film 2001 had to offer.

Year in Review

January 13th, 2020

27:16

We did it. We actually stuck with something for an entire year. What have we learned by this?

Nothing much, apparently.

Camp Cool Kids

January 6th, 2020

1:13:53

In this episode, Adam has flashbacks to his days spent outside and remembers why he promised to never do that ever again.

Star Wars Ep. IX - Rise of Skywalker

January 4th, 2020

1:36:54

The final (riiiiight) installment of the Skywalker Saga aka the main Star Wars movie.

We're pretty sure we forgot more than we remembered, but it's still a fun ride.

Noelle

December 30th, 2019

1:12:10

Anna Kendrick is probably part elf. You can't prove she isn't.

The Christmas Project

December 23rd, 2019

1:00:26

WARNING: THIS EPISODE MAY CONTAIN SPOILER REGARDING THE EXISTENCE OR POSSIBLE NON-EXISTENCE OF SANTA CLAUSE.

Now that is out of the way, we watch a sappy seasonal movie about recapturing the true meaning of Christmas …

Star Wars Ep. VIII - The Last Jedi

December 18th, 2019

45:29

Sneaking in another episode before the next movie comes out. Enjoy?

Star Wars Ep. VII - The Force Awakens

December 16th, 2019

1:25:03

Because, yes, it's about time it got up and made someone a shitton more money.

Star Wars Ep. III - Revenge of the Sith

December 9th, 2019

1:03:46

Lisa just watched it for the first time. Adam hasn't seen it in years. We get several plot points very wrong. See if you can spot them by yelling at your phone when they pop up!

Star Wars Ep. II - Attack of the Clones

December 2nd, 2019

53:20

If you didn't get enough stilted acting and parliamentary procedure from the last episode, have we got a welcome surprise for you!

Star Wars Ep. I - The Phantom Menace

November 25th, 2019

1:02:47

It's as if a million nerds cried out at once, and were still complaining 20 years later.

Star Wars Ep. VI - Return of the Jedi

November 18th, 2019

1:17:43

The Jedi have returned but... why? And for how long? And what's the big plan, anyway? There is a plan, right? I mean, we're not just walking into an obvious trap. Right? Right?

The Lorax

November 11th, 2019

54:32

A little, furry man saves the world. Yes, we're talking about Danny DeVito.

Star Wars Ep. V - The Empire Strikes Back

November 4th, 2019

55:42

Easily the most watchable of the Star Wars films, probably. At least Lisa thinks so, and she has opinions as to why.

Star Wars Ep. IV - A New Hope

October 28th, 2019

54:54

It's a classic. It's required viewing in my house. And, it turns out, Lisa's not impressed.

The Grinch

October 21st, 2019

59:39

The most recent re-telling of the legend of the Grinch, which still fails to justify its existence over a 30 minute cartoon.

Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the Wolfman

October 14th, 2019

49:07

Think it couldn't get worse than the live action Alvin and the Chipmunk movies? Well, you're right. But this one isn't really worthy of the nostalgia.

Shrek

October 7th, 2019

51:42

The greatest movie of our time?

Probably not.

The greatest performance by Eddy Murphy in a children's movie?

Also, probably no.

Mike Myers' best work?

Still... no.

But it's Shrek and it kept Smashmouth on the …

Descendants 2

September 30th, 2019

28:16

With Lisa out of town, Adam has to rely on some even more unreliable narrators to get through this episode.

Descendants 3

September 23rd, 2019

1:08:50

No, you didn't miss an episode. Our kids just didn't want to watch Descendants 2. So we watch this one instead. We'd like to think seeing the second …

Descendants

September 16th, 2019

1:17:15

In a world where all the Disney films apparently happened at once, and where Beast has united the kingdoms under his iron rule...

Would have been a …

Middle School

September 9th, 2019

44:56

The fight club of the next generation.

Wreck it Ralph

September 2nd, 2019

1:15:34

Remember, you can never be anything besides what you were born to be so just make the most of your freakishness and hopefully you can help some of …

Kronk's New Groove

August 26th, 2019

1:01:04

It was the early 2000's and Disney decided everything needed a sequel. Even things they just made. At least this one kept most of the original cast. And, really, that's the best we can say about it.

Daddy Daycare

August 19th, 2019

1:01:35

Eddy Murphy makes kids movies. This one thing you must remember or nothing that follows will make any sense.

Approaching Pluto Nash levels of bad …

Monsters, Inc.

August 12th, 2019

1:15:42

Teaching our kids that anything is acceptable if you're doing it in order to produce energy. Right?

Secret Life of Pets

August 5th, 2019

1:19:34

When their owners are away, pets will get into a series of unbelievable exploits but still somehow make it back home through a locked apartment in time for their owners' return.

But, somehow, it's not terrible.

Emperor's New Groove

July 29th, 2019

1:08:01

The best movie to come out of Disney between 1995 and... well... we're waiting.

Despicable Me 3

July 22nd, 2019

1:06:33

Did the world need 3 Despicable Me movies? No. But they got them anyway. Here's our thoughts on the third.

Peter Rabit

July 15th, 2019

1:05:49

Mediocre children's book turned worse than mediocre children's movie.

It Takes Two

July 8th, 2019

1:31:55

Is this the best Olsen Twins/Kristy Allen/Steve Guttenberg/Rob Base & DJ E-Z crossover event of all time? I mean, I hope not. But here we are.

Malibu Rescue - The Series

July 1st, 2019

1:06:00

Did you think that one movie was enough to tell the saga of the lives of the Malibu Rescue team? You were right. But here's a miniseries anyway.

Malibu Rescue

June 24th, 2019

1:25:39

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski.

Actually, if at all possible, we should all really try to stay out of this one.

Lego Movie 2

June 17th, 2019

1:04:32

Back after a little time off, we dig into the movies our kids watched on vacation, starting with the sequel to one of my least unfavorite kids movies.

Bedtime Stories

June 10th, 2019

59:13

Adam Sandler and Russell Brand bring you the story of how a grown man tries to manipulate kids' imaginations to get everything he ever wanted and …

Zoom

June 3rd, 2019

1:15:39

Tim Allen stars in what was not his worst film of 2006. But it's bad. It's really, really bad.

Tornado Update

May 30th, 2019

1:42

We are fine. Everything is not fine. But we are fine.

Lion King

May 27th, 2019

1:09:21

Reviewing a masterpiece before the inevitable unnecessary remake.

Hippy Juice

1 Cup Watermelon Vodka 1/2 Cup Rum 1/2 Cup Triple Sec Top a gallon with pink Country Time lemonade made to instructions.

Avengers: Endgame

May 20th, 2019

1:19:33

We're in the endgame now...

We finish up last week's discussion about the Marvel Cinematic Universe by looking at Avengers: Endgame.

Again, maybe some spoilers.

Lisa vs. The Marvel Cinematic Universe

May 13th, 2019

1:22:23

*SPOILERS*

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MOVIES CURRENTLY IN THEATERS.

Lisa and Adam blow through the entire MCU up to Endgame in a single episode. Spoilers abound, but so does confusion.

Also, Adam is wrong, …

Harry Potter

May 6th, 2019

1:15:25

We have many questions about the Harry Potter universe. But since half the team is a drunk Hufflepuff, we may never know the answers.

Christmas Chronicles

April 29th, 2019

57:14

Snake Pliskin does Santa Clause. Not the weirdest casting for the jolly old elf, but not a great movie, either.

Melonade:

1 oz. Raspberry …

Odd Squad

April 22nd, 2019

57:45

A love letter to Canadian children's programming, and why you should be listening to their soundtracks.

Chicken Little

April 15th, 2019

1:00:41

The timeless tale of why your town probably shouldn't get a significant portion of its identity from that time you all freaked out because a four …

Hercules

April 8th, 2019

1:06:03

Here's an idea... let's make a kids movie based on Greek mythology. It's the only logical direction to go after the success that was Hunchback of …

Emoji Movie

April 1st, 2019

1:01:19

It's a movie... about emoji. We've hit the bottom and kept digging.

Christopher Robin

March 24th, 2019

54:48

What could possibly be creepier than the 1980's Winnie the Pooh show on the Disney Chanel? Oh. Yeah. Christopher Robin with PTSD.

Super Buddies

March 18th, 2019

45:08

The final installment of a 14-ish movie series based on that one video that won America's Funniest Home Videos in 1991. Really.

Spy Kids 4D All the Time in the World

March 11th, 2019

1:08:46

The most unsettling moving Robert Rodriguez's production company has ever made.

Cars

March 4th, 2019

53:10

Adam's awkward answers about anthropomorphic automotive anatomy.

Into the Spiderverse

February 25th, 2019

1:41:13

Can an infinite number of radioactive spiders biting an infinite number of moody teens create a good movie?

Gnome Alone

February 18th, 2019

46:00

Looking into the happy side of child neglect and abandonment, it's this week's episode of Designated Parent.

Captain Underpants

February 14th, 2019

1:12:12

Seriously, who is looking after these kids in Piqua, Ohio?

Hotel Transylvania 3

February 4th, 2019

57:24

The exciting conclusion to the immortal Hotel Transylvania trilogy. Wait, who are we kidding? They're going to make more and more of theses until they lose all meaning and outnumber the Land Before Time movies.

Fuller House

January 28th, 2019

1:00:06

Tonight we dissect the multi-generational trauma that is Fuller House, where nothing makes sense and everything seems like it was written by aliens …

Santa Paws

January 21st, 2019

51:53

A movie about a talking dog and its friends saving Christmas. Because that's original. Pass the Merlot.

The Chipmunks: The Road Chip

January 17th, 2019

1:08:10

Our first episode, recorded on a dare. One of us gets a little drinky while we try to remember what happened in the movie we literally just watched. This time it's the sequel to the sequel to the Squeakquel. Because no …

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