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Cum Town

231 EpisodesProduced by Nick MullenWebsite

Official Podcast of the Cum Boys. Hosted by Nick Mullen (@nickmullen) and Stavros Halkias (@stavcomedy), two PROFESSIONAL comedians, folks. Also featuring Adam Friedland (the girl of the show).

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Ep. 224 - its the cops, scram!

September 9th, 2020

1:04:11

does anyone want to talk about... *gamestop smile* politics??? 

Ep. 219 - michael clayton

August 6th, 2020

1:14:24

im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck 

Ep. 218 - Just Skip to 16:00

July 30th, 2020

1:19:24

Had to start the show alone, didn't know when adam would be back. It's just me rambling for the first 16 minutes

Ep. 213 - Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It

June 25th, 2020

1:17:32

Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan

Ep. 212 - Handing It Off

June 18th, 2020

1:20:23

Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It's probably a good one jamel is on it 

Ep 209 - Summer Pussy

May 28th, 2020

1:15:05

dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt 

Ep. 208 - This Is Your Captain Speaking

May 21st, 2020

1:09:18

what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast? 

Ep. 206 - John Slick

May 7th, 2020

1:24:45

I can't keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again. 

Ep. 205 - Youtube Live

April 30th, 2020

1:34:31

I dont even know what to say 

Ep. 202 - Joris Bohnson

April 9th, 2020

1:17:41

Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon …

Ep. 200 - Serendipity

March 25th, 2020

1:14:11

Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week. 

Ep. 199 - Lockdown Raw

March 19th, 2020

1:11:11

Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you'll never ever …

Ep. 198 - Losing Track

March 12th, 2020

1:11:13

Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now 

Ep. 197 - Jerkules

March 5th, 2020

1:06:03

Ey im freakin strong over here pal

Ep. 196 - Fash Wednesday

February 26th, 2020

1:07:12

Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for …

Ep. 195 - Coomberg

February 20th, 2020

1:02:36

remember when people said coom? 

Ep. 194 - Amy Klobequiet

February 13th, 2020

1:06:33

push the bitches out hte way here come the boys

Ep. 193 - Iow...what?

February 5th, 2020

1:04:34

Mayor pete acting more like mayor... bleep? more on cum town 

Ep. 192 - Phased

January 30th, 2020

1:16:47

someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it

Ep. 191 - Too old

January 23rd, 2020

1:16:01

even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days 

Ep. 190 - Lyin Liz

January 16th, 2020

1:01:33

Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT??

Ep. 188 - Hindsight

January 2nd, 2020

1:10:20

Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy 

Ep. 184 - new gear

December 4th, 2019

1:04:18

we heard your complaints, and we ignored them 

Ep. 182 - A friend of ours

November 21st, 2019

1:07:12

Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film "Coons!," which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in …

Ep. 180 - all cylinders

November 7th, 2019

1:15:29

everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard

Ep 179 - Strike Ass!

October 31st, 2019

1:06:04

Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat

Ep 175 - epardy

October 3rd, 2019

1:15:14

i aint answerin no questions

Ep. 173 - CHang Gilis

September 19th, 2019

1:19:00

HEY EVERY BADDY MEET OUR NEW HOST, CHANG GILIS 

Ep. 172 - Dark Alliance

September 11th, 2019

1:11:02

With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula

Ep. 171 - Kevin Sorhol

September 5th, 2019

1:20:19

Stars as ... wait for it... Gay Hercules

Ep. 170 - Carmen San Diego

August 29th, 2019

1:12:44

We're seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game. 

Ep. 169 - Big Bitch

August 22nd, 2019

1:13:02

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street

Ep. 168 - Scumbag Vinny

August 14th, 2019

1:10:52

Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc

Ep. 166 - Medicare for Balls

July 31st, 2019

1:03:03

And its free bluechew for everyone

Ep. 164 - In Your Eyes

July 17th, 2019

1:05:31

man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn 

Ep. 163 - And there it is

July 11th, 2019

1:06:14

it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light

Ep. 160 - Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016)

June 20th, 2019

1:03:05

Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex

Ep. 159 - Matt and Shane

June 13th, 2019

1:40:33

This is a different podcast now

Ep. 157 - Arthur

May 29th, 2019

1:15:11

im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im …

Ep. 156 - Racist Elmo

May 23rd, 2019

1:33:52

Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town 

Ep. 155 - The Don Simpsons

May 16th, 2019

1:17:10

RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him

Ep. 154 - I cant wait to die

May 9th, 2019

1:27:21

i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not

Ep. 153 - m4a legislatoin NOW

May 2nd, 2019

1:10:42

stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare

Ep. 150 - sick day

April 11th, 2019

1:24:21

im sick everyone feel bad for me

Ep. 149 - the spy museum

April 4th, 2019

1:13:20

its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there

Ep. 145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)

March 6th, 2019

1:09:37

MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20

Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss …

Ep. 144 - my girl

February 28th, 2019

1:19:37

the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like "my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat …

Ep. 143 - Empire

February 21st, 2019

1:37:56

I cant keep track of which episode is which. I'm sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again

Ep. 142 - Chelsea Clinton RACIST

February 14th, 2019

1:20:53

chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected

Ep. 141 - Na Trioblóidí

February 7th, 2019

1:11:00

stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce

Ep. 139 - deaf jam

January 23rd, 2019

1:36:26

brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast

Ep. 138 - Cool Adam

January 17th, 2019

1:30:48

hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say 

Ep. 137 - Dexters Gender Labratory

January 10th, 2019

1:15:35

an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it "poop ass chicken" 

Ep. 135 - Sopranos again

December 27th, 2018

1:01:33

this is the only show that makes me feel anything

Ep. 133 - grandma's boy

December 13th, 2018

1:22:28

dam that movie was funny as hell lol

Ep. 132 - Red Dead is cancelled

December 6th, 2018

1:13:02

its over folks ive made all the clothes

Ep. 131 - ho canada

November 29th, 2018

1:14:52

bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight

Ep. 130 - god's country, ma'am

November 22nd, 2018

1:08:40

holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina

Ep. 127 - classico podacata

November 1st, 2018

1:26:08

se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls

Ep. 125 - Tokyo Drift

October 18th, 2018

1:07:53

tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo

Ep. 124 - D'Jia Jones

October 11th, 2018

1:06:39

good afternoon you've reached the desk of D'Jia Nasdaq-Jones I'm not available right now please leave a message 

Ep. 122 - The sopranos

September 27th, 2018

1:03:49

the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn't have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will …

Ep. 121 - Stone Cold

September 19th, 2018

1:19:15

we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone

Ep. 120 - R2-MeToo

September 13th, 2018

1:07:07

we didn't make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out

Ep. 119 - Brendan Gayer

September 6th, 2018

1:07:58

brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with …

Ep. 118 - Louis SeemsGay

August 30th, 2018

1:08:20

Looks like the boys are back in town lol

Ep. 117 - Gasia Sargento

August 23rd, 2018

1:02:13

And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy 

Ep. 115 - dont remember

August 9th, 2018

1:17:17

i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the …

Ep. 114 - back to normal

August 2nd, 2018

1:10:55

well i cured myself without a doctor, once again

Ep. 112 - Guilty conscience

July 19th, 2018

1:14:26

i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men

Ep. 111 - The forbidden zone

July 12th, 2018

1:04:41

its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it

Ep. 110 - Punishment

July 7th, 2018

1:29:28

You brought this on yourselves 

Ep. 109 - Maggets and Terds

June 28th, 2018

1:34:48

DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did …

Ep. 108 - Sorry

June 21st, 2018

1:16:57

sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it

Ep. 106 - Will Shitz His Pants

June 7th, 2018

1:22:34

why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch

Ep. 105 - Writers room

May 31st, 2018

1:19:56

I show yall how tv writers work

Ep. 104 - Madcucks explained

May 24th, 2018

1:07:03

Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time. 

Ep. 103 - easily the worst episode in awhile

May 17th, 2018

1:05:13

this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain

Ep. 102 - still mad abotu you

May 10th, 2018

1:08:40

theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited

Ep. 100 - Damn

April 26th, 2018

1:09:28

lol theres been 100 episodes of this

Ep. 99 - Comb Town

April 19th, 2018

1:17:42

I got a haircut, i like it 

Ep. 97 - Another delay

April 5th, 2018

1:10:28

Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off

Ep. 96 - Dan Schneider Goes Down

March 29th, 2018

1:03:22

Didn't really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me. 

Ep. 95 - Ideal Podcast Hours

March 22nd, 2018

1:04:26

Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour

Ep. 94 - Museum boys

March 15th, 2018

1:14:30

We come up with ideas for new museums. 

Ep. 93 - Look Who's Talking

March 8th, 2018

1:02:07

The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather. 

Ep. 92 - Ruthless and Toothless

March 1st, 2018

1:08:55

Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and …

Ep. 91 - Cum Town Classic

February 22nd, 2018

1:10:20

Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It's kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a …

Ep. 89 - Tai Bo

February 7th, 2018

1:05:36

We doin kawate up in dis mofucka

Ep. 88 - Finally Real Boys

January 31st, 2018

1:01:52

Well we're big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who's a "fucking …

Ep. 87 - Podcasting Gear from Marshalls

January 25th, 2018

1:07:05

Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up 

Ep. 86 - Go Back to Africa

January 18th, 2018

1:08:17

Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date. 

Ep. 85 - fucking piece of shit computer

January 12th, 2018

1:03:13

its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance

Ep. 84 - Tube Town

January 4th, 2018

57:47

gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box

Ep. 83 - Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo

December 28th, 2017

1:01:31

Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava 

Ep. 82 - Im just one man

December 21st, 2017

1:10:51

i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast …

Ep. 81 - Marquis of Queensbury

December 14th, 2017

1:10:55

Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please …

Ep. 80 - Weight of the world

December 7th, 2017

1:05:12

From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it. 

Ep. 79 - Race Wars Crossover

November 22nd, 2017

54:18

Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these. 

Ep. 78 - We couldn't get ian

November 16th, 2017

1:12:47

we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something

Ep. 77 - God damn i swear i uploaded this

November 10th, 2017

1:09:18

I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behind another pedophile 

Ep. 75 - The Voice Of The Left

October 25th, 2017

1:01:47

This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol

Ep. 74 - Happy Halloween

October 19th, 2017

1:05:40

Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all. 

Ep. 73 - Late Night Boys

October 12th, 2017

1:22:07

Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about

Ep. 72 - Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha

October 5th, 2017

1:14:44

damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary

Ep. 71 - Bean reviews

September 28th, 2017

1:16:14

black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some …

Ep. 70 - I Ate bad fish

September 21st, 2017

1:17:23

sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down

Ep. 69 - Valero Boss

September 14th, 2017

1:17:02

You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. It's not a good joke. …

Ep. 68 - Tech Savior

September 7th, 2017

1:08:25

I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back. 

Ep. 67 - Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes

August 31st, 2017

1:06:05

Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.  

Ep. 66 - Oopsadoozio

August 24th, 2017

1:01:32

I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that "windows updating" shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four hours and then …

Ep. 65 - Construction Boys

August 17th, 2017

1:07:38

*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame …

Ep. 64 - Tier One

August 10th, 2017

1:32:46

Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up

Ep. 63 - Scaramucci News Episode

August 3rd, 2017

1:22:56

we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna …

Ep. 62 - Train Knowledge

July 27th, 2017

1:12:31

Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know

Ep. 61 - Business Places

July 20th, 2017

1:21:45

The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used …

Ep. 60 - The Letter Boys

July 13th, 2017

1:04:30

We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference

Ep. 59 - Marmaduke

July 6th, 2017

1:14:36

Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea

Ep. 58 - A Very Adam Christmas

June 29th, 2017

1:23:06

we find out adams gay once an for all

Ep. 57 - My Wonder Woman Review

June 23rd, 2017

1:23:19

I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here's my take: it's gay. it gets three gays down. 

Ep. 56 - The Resistance

June 15th, 2017

1:06:17

I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style. 

Ep. 55 - Disclaimers

June 8th, 2017

59:14

Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture. 

Ep. 54 - New Characters

June 1st, 2017

1:13:09

Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard. 

Ep. 53 - Adam's Fault

May 27th, 2017

1:06:36

We had to redo this one. It was adam's fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on …

Ep. 52 - Lisa's Feet

May 18th, 2017

1:01:35

The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It's over boys. We got through this. 

Ep. 51 - I want to go home

May 11th, 2017

1:17:42

Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week. 

Ep. 50 - Diversity Town

May 4th, 2017

1:04:48

Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I'm home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.

Ep. 49 - The Hidden Episode

April 27th, 2017

59:37

While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one. 

Ep. 48 - The Greatest Riff Of All Time

April 20th, 2017

59:42

Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die …

Ep. 47 - Foody For THought lol

April 6th, 2017

57:42

michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it

Ep. 46 - Vacations?

March 30th, 2017

1:00:31

Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation. 

Ep. 45 - The Replacements

March 23rd, 2017

1:01:09

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and …

Ep. 44 - I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess

March 16th, 2017

59:13

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think

Ep. 43 - The REAL Original Cum Boys

March 9th, 2017

1:06:36

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool …

Ep. 42 - Will "Smith" Menaker

March 2nd, 2017

1:17:28

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones …

Ep. 41 - Cum Town Live

February 23rd, 2017

1:35:35

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except …

Ep. 40 - Valentimes

February 16th, 2017

1:14:29

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way

Ep. 39 - Petey Dat Boi

February 9th, 2017

1:14:08

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist. 

Ep. 38 - Good Prison vs Bad Prison

February 2nd, 2017

1:08:05

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm …

Ep. 37 - Goldust Wasn't Gay

January 26th, 2017

1:04:05

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and …

Ep. 36 - Goatee Era Seagal

January 18th, 2017

1:08:50

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free …

Ep. 35 - Cum Town Fires Back

January 12th, 2017

1:11:54

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island …

Ep. 34 - We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV

January 4th, 2017

1:13:38

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast. 

Ep. 33 - Ugh. Wardell

December 29th, 2016

1:08:45

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some …

Ep. 32 - Crisis Averted

December 22nd, 2016

1:09:24

We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. …

Ep. 31 - The Birthday Bitch

December 14th, 2016

1:06:24

It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old …

Ep. 30 - Copycats

December 7th, 2016

1:08:31

We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch …

Ep. 29 - Customer Service

November 30th, 2016

1:03:17

Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.

Ep. 28 - How Many Y'all Like Sex

November 24th, 2016

1:11:02

I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not …

Ep. 27 - Adam's Last Stand

November 17th, 2016

1:01:39

As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong …

Ep. 26 - CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!

November 10th, 2016

1:02:22

The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its …

Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend

November 3rd, 2016

1:10:00

The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more …

Ep. 24 - Ghost Stories

October 26th, 2016

1:02:37

We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt …

Ep. 23 - My New Drug Problem

October 20th, 2016

1:14:07

Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was …

Ep. 22 - Ian's Shitty Impressions

October 12th, 2016

1:04:07

Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that …

Ep. 21 - Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction

October 6th, 2016

1:01:28

Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost. 

Ep. 20 - SD Tard

September 30th, 2016

52:32

Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload …

Ep. 19 - Rape Science

September 22nd, 2016

1:09:54

We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about. 

Ep. 18 - Je Suis Charlie

September 15th, 2016

1:17:15

Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take …

Ep. 17 - Old Friends

September 7th, 2016

1:05:42

I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it …

Ep. 16 - Back In Business

August 31st, 2016

1:05:03

After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of …

Ep. 15 - Another Girl Episode

August 17th, 2016

57:39

Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant. 

Ep. 14 - Cum Town After Dark

August 11th, 2016

1:15:27

Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it's racist. Oh and I forgot to include the audio but I beat …

Ep. 13 - Just For Laughs Recap

August 4th, 2016

1:06:49

Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided …

Ep. 12 - Overconfidence

July 28th, 2016

1:03:04

Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we'd thought it'd be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weekend. I built a desk. …

Ep. 11 - David Cross

July 19th, 2016

1:14:31

This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it's not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really …

Ep. 10 - Killing Garfield

July 14th, 2016

1:10:40

Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger …

Ep. 9 - Technical Difficulties

July 6th, 2016

1:15:15

(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one's jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his …

Ep. 8 - The Eighth Episode

June 29th, 2016

1:05:20

The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or …

Ep. 7 - Autism Powers

June 22nd, 2016

1:06:42

Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I …

Ep. 6 - Not Soon Enough

June 15th, 2016

1:19:57

The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time. 

Ep. 5 - Cum Angels

June 8th, 2016

1:03:20

Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I'm not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep 

Ep. 4 - Beef Squashers

June 1st, 2016

47:53

After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield's very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of …

Ep. 3 - The Sleepy Boys

May 25th, 2016

53:26

Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He's got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he's on television folks (Billions, …

Ep. 2 - Real Hip Hop

May 18th, 2016

58:05

Live from Stav's office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can't cum on other faces now. We talk …

Ep. 1 - The Original Cum Boys

May 11th, 2016

50:35

Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don't know. We get real dude. We take this shit seriously. 

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