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Comics Playing Poker: Card Sharts

53 EpisodesProduced by Carlos ValenciaWebsite

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a "best of" (worst of?) a weekly poker game played by a recurring cast of comedians including: Carlos Valencia, Mikee Steinberg, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Marc Handler, and more.

53 Episodes | 2021 - 2023

Episode 54: Big Dock, Little Dock

August 24th, 2023

33:04

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A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a …

Episode 53: Falconing the Afterlife

July 21st, 2023

32:32

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Shout out to Joe Biden for being our coverman this week.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card …

Episode 52: For The Children

July 7th, 2023

25:31

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A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a …

Episode 51: Mandaddy

June 13th, 2023

40:16

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A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a …

Episode 50: We Really Like Fat

May 12th, 2023

33:20

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A lot of talk of foursomes and orgies in this one.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a …

Episode 49: The Lawn Ranger

April 28th, 2023

37:56

RIP Jerry Springer

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game …

Episode 48: Ricoscrote

April 13th, 2023

56:37

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In this episode Card Sharts presents Bidet Man.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a …

Episode 47: Pot Committed

March 29th, 2023

40:58

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"It's not how much you won, it's how, how much, how much you."

-Robert De Niro in "Casino"


A never …

Episode 46: Pewter Up Your Pooter

March 15th, 2023

28:46

Watch Card Sharts live on Twitch.tv/cardsharts most Fridays at 10PM East and sometimes randomly throughout the week and sometimes on YouTube.

This episode of Card Sharts is brought to you by Open Micers.

A never …

Episode 45: Super Bowel 7 - When The Enemy Is Closing In On The Bunker

February 22nd, 2023

43:59

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It's Shart Week! The first 20 minutes of this episode are from a special Shart Week cash game we …

Episode 44: Adolf Makes A Silly

January 26th, 2023

52:45

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In this episode, the Card …

Episode 43: Sophie's Come Choice

January 4th, 2023

26:27

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Ska is the Jazz of Rock n Roll.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card …

Episode 42: Sucklarrio

November 27th, 2022

39:44

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Rob saw a different version of Sicario. Shout out to Benicio Del Toro for being our cover man this week.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card …

Episode 41: Woodcock 99

November 5th, 2022

30:28

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Shout out to Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a …

Episode 40: The Friendly Eskimo

October 28th, 2022

25:39

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This episode is dedicated to John Popper.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly …

Episode 39: Gout Talk Revisited

October 21st, 2022

21:15

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A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered …

Episode 38: Raw Dogging Commando

October 13th, 2022

34:47

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We're back! In this heartwarming episode, Glenn teaches his daughter "raw dogging".

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously …

Episode 37: Shart Your Enthusiasm

September 8th, 2022

50:39

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The American Goutlaws make their debut and Operation Nipple Clamp reaches its conclusion.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a …

Episode 36: Shartfeld

August 26th, 2022

1:04:32

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Glenn and Jeremy are now gout brothers. Jason B is back from being absentee, and special guest Mike Buczek joins the gang for a game.

A never …

Episode 35: St. Shartswhere

August 20th, 2022

36:16

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Carlos has COVID.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a …

Episode 34: Sharts In Charge

August 11th, 2022

44:14

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The Card Sharts have a new favorite competition: What Dat Mouth Do?

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best …

Episode 33: Super Bowel 6

August 4th, 2022

1:14:50

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It's time for the greatest event in Card Sharts sports entertainment: The SUPER BOWEL!

Who will have their name immortalized in the Card Sharts …

Episode 32: Shart At The Devil

July 22nd, 2022

47:32

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It's Jeremy's turn to have COVID this week, Anundson is stalking Glenn, Brian Martin and Trudy renew their vendetta, Bryan thinks all black people …

Episode 31: Shart Knock Life

July 14th, 2022

1:03:18

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The Professor is on vacation in NoNo Town. Brian Malis joins us from The V. Nik hits the honey tube and starts dropping G-bombs from ChikiChiki …

Episode 30: Enter Shartman

July 8th, 2022

54:28

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Mikee aka The Adderall Guy of New York, is back, Jeremy pulls out a knife, and apparently …

Episode 29: The Desharted

June 29th, 2022

36:11

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On a TGIF edition of Card Sharts, many of the players are on vacation, but TV's Paul …

Episode 28: Hit Me With Your Best Shart

June 21st, 2022

45:52

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A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" …

Episode 27: The Sharts Are Back In Town

June 10th, 2022

53:36

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The Trundy family takes over Card Sharts and Brian is still talking about Thin Lizzy.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered …

Episode 26: Save a Horse (Shart a Cowboy)

June 2nd, 2022

51:36

Saddle up and get ready for a barn-full of horse puns. Carlos nails the Kentucky Derby trifecta. Glenn explains the "Houdini". David has watersports …

Episode 25: Let's Get It Sharted In Here

May 25th, 2022

59:12

The gang discovers boxed beer. Jeremy is back from Talladega. Brian loves Under Armour. Trundy debuts his new hit single: Cuck Chair.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" …

Episode 24: Owner Of A Lonely Shart

May 13th, 2022

51:17

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a …

Episode 23: Groove Is In The Shart

May 6th, 2022

1:00:10

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a …

Episode 22: My Shart Will Go On

April 29th, 2022

40:41

Carlos is missing in action and the rest of the Card Sharts are left to steer the ship. Spoiler Alert: Everybody dies at the end.

We're now streaming on TWITCH every Friday, 9:30pm East (USA)



A never ending …

Episode 21: Achy Breaky Shart

April 22nd, 2022

30:54

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a …

Episode 20: Super Bowel V: Shartmageddon

April 15th, 2022

44:50

<p>It's time for the BIG GAME! The most important event in Card Sharts association poker. Who will have their name immortalized in the Super Bowel trophy next???<br>

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A never ending Aristocrats …

Episode 19: Eternal Sunshine of the Shartless Mind

April 8th, 2022

58:30

Card Sharts gets canceled.

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em …

Episode 18: New Shart City

April 1st, 2022

40:26

Jeremy has an ass hair dread, High-stakes Operation, Rob does Dave Matthews, Glenn doesn't like the term "Incel", Steven Seagal classic movies, …

Episode 17: Children of a Lesser Shart

March 25th, 2022

39:11

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a …

Episode 16: Dude, Where's My Shart?

March 18th, 2022

44:40

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a …

Episode 15: The Good, The Bad and The Sharty with Nik Cartwright

March 11th, 2022

56:06

Special guest Nik Cartwright joins the Card Sharts this week! https://www.instagram.com/nikcartwrightcomedy/

Jeremy is at Lamporghini, Carlos has some harsh words for the deaf, we discuss Shot Put millionaires, Marc got …

Episode 14: Shartship Poopers with Mark Anundson

March 3rd, 2022

1:07:15

Special guest Mark Anundson joins the Card Sharts this week! https://www.instagram.com/manundso

Mark and Glenn have a Last Comic Standing connection, Glenn is back doing stand-up, Bryan is shooting for a threesome, …

Episode 13: Raiders Of The Lost Shart with Todd Riley

February 24th, 2022

48:44

Special guest Todd Riley joins the Card Sharts this week! https://twitter.com/comedytodd

Todd thinks jousting is too scripted, Glenn saw Jackass, …

Episode 12: The Pursuit of Shartyness with Larry Fulford

February 17th, 2022

1:05:56

Special guest Larry Fulford joins the Card Sharts this week! https://twitter.com/LarryFulford

Everybody's getting Covid, Glenn and the Whippits, …

Episode 11: Leaving Shart Vegas with Jordan Kleine

February 10th, 2022

51:01

Special guest Jordan Kleine joins the Card Sharts this week! https://www.instagram.com/jordankleine/

Carlos is drunker than ever before and no one can shut him up. Glenn sent Jeremy's kid a new phone. Rob Anderson …

Episode 10: Shartback Mountain

February 3rd, 2022

53:17

A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a …

Episode 8: The Shartrix

January 20th, 2022

57:33

With Marc Handler, Chad Lytle, Glenn Snyder, Bryan Penn, Jeremy Cox, Paul Pallotta, Carlos Valencia, and Nick Alexander.

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Episode 7: Shart Abiding Shitizen

January 13th, 2022

38:31

With Mikee Steinberg, Carlos Valencia, Marc Handler, Jeremy Cox, Nick Alexander, and Glenn Snyder.

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Episode 6: Super Bowel 4 - Shart Harder

January 6th, 2022

1:06:44

With Carlos Valencia, Marc Handler, Jeremy Cox, Paul Pallotta, Matthew Richardson, Mikee Steinberg, Nick Alexander, Bryan Penn, Brain Martin.

Episode 5: Shartnado

December 30th, 2021

46:03

With Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Glen's friend Sam, Marc Handler, Nick Alexander, Brian Martin, Paul Pallotta, Mikee Steinberg, Jeremy Cox, …

Episode 4: Shartfellas

December 30th, 2021

44:26

With Carlos Valencia, Nick Alexander, Marc Handler, Father Matthew, Andrew Gaskin, Glenn Snyder, Paul Pallotta, and Jeremy Cox.

Episode 3: Braveshart

December 23rd, 2021

51:58

With Carlos Valencia, Paul Pallotta, Marc Handler, Jeremy Cox, Glenn Snyder, Mikee Steinberg, and Nick Alexander.

Twitter.com/CardShartsPod

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