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Clever Name Podcast

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Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.

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February 22nd, 2024


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Sandwich - Clever Name Podcast #411

February 26th, 2024


Nazis have the debate of the century about who shits in the street, fans tell us why they should kill themselves and we play the first edition of the …

Flat Earth VIkka - Clever Name Podcast #410

February 21st, 2024


We have Flat Earth Vikka on the show this week for our third podcast on the flat earth theory. Vikka has 2 popular documentaries and a weekly podcast …

Shreksual assault - Clever Name Podcast #409

February 19th, 2024


Ryan finally caught Covid and we celebrate Artty being a part of the show for one full year. We get a new take on an old classic video, Shrekfest has …

Pastussy Tier List - Clever Name Podcast #408

February 12th, 2024


The Clever Crew is back in action with another AI moose vs Bull simulation, a stripper is hired for the boys on the job site and we get predictions …

Bin Laden Hard Drive Game - Clever Name Podcast #407

February 5th, 2024


Ryan has car problems and rented the worlds gayest car, we lock in our bets for when Blake will have poop thrown on him and we guess what Osama Bin Laden had on his computer by playing the Bin Laden Hard Drive Game. A …

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man The Movie - Clever Name Podcast #406

January 29th, 2024


F*ck Trudeau chants break out the the last UFC PPV, Ryans throwing poo google alert finally pays off and we take a look at the average Tim Horton's experience. We guess the correct logo, Ryan has a melt down over Arttys …

Who's That Jewkemon - Clever Name Podcast #405

January 22nd, 2024


The prophecy foretold that this was the week that Blake would return, Martin shows us his best accents and Artty has another edition of Kill Artty. …

Jewer Sewers - Clever Name Podcast #404

January 15th, 2024


Important Novtober policy discussion takes place and arguments ensue, Ryan found a new way to injure himself with power tools and primordial is back …

Tarzan boy - Clever Name Podcast #403

January 10th, 2024


We do a second show this week to make up for the live stream going down on the last episode. After years of digging we uncovered the original Noot Noot video. Then we see what happens when you search for slurs on Amazon …

Mouschwitz - Clever Name Podcast #402

January 8th, 2024


This week the podcast lands on Jan 6th so we do black face or something. We finish the guess who the what said who game and Artty does his 5th edition of Kill Artty. We check out some 5 mins prison crafts for teens that …

2024 Epstein Client List Draft - Clever Name Podcast #401

January 1st, 2024


Its the last show of 2023 and instead of doing a lame clip show like other podcast we bring a you 3 hour classic episode. Martin tries to kill his mother, we play another round of guess who the what said who and we do …

Whats In The Box Christmas Edition - Clever Name Podcast #400

December 25th, 2023


ITS CHRISTMAS! and the boys are back together for maybe the last time. What have another edition of Whats In The Box this time with presents but first we have a game created by one of our one of our listeners where we …

What Dreams Are Made Of - Clever Name Podcast #399

December 18th, 2023


They boys are back and we have a new intro created by AI plus the official autism rankings for the Clever Name Podcast are out now. Ryan has always been right about how hot Hilary Duff is but now the rest of the …

Kill Artty - Clever Name Podcast #398

December 11th, 2023


Martin Artty and Ryan get a message from Blake about where he has been the past few weeks. A guy flexes his trigger control, Martin shows the correct …

Zipper Dick - Clever Name Podcast #397

December 4th, 2023


Ryan's life is falling apart once again, dicks are getting caught in zippers and the long awaited manscaped commercial finally came out. A lot happened this week so make sure to go to to get the …

Blakes Favorite Episode - Clever Name Podcast #396

November 27th, 2023


We investigate the origin of the ice cream truck song, we watch and old USSR cartoon and Korea is getting around to not eating dogs any more. A man …

Donate A Slur -Clever Name Podcast #395

November 20th, 2023


Flavor Flav opens the show with the national anthem, we check to to see what side of the Israel Palestine conflict cory in the house is on, we teach Blake what to do when he is attacked by a man throwing poop. Jesus is …

Caught In A Butt Egg Loop - Clever Name Podcast #394

November 13th, 2023


Its Martins goodbye show because he moves away tomorrow. As a gift we found a whole list full of new slurs for white people, we hear Blakes final …

Butt Egg - Clever Name Podcast #393

November 6th, 2023


Forklift champion of the world takes place in Germany but we think we are better, we finally solve if the world has more tires than doors but most …

Steve Aoki's Brother - Clever Name Podcast #392

October 30th, 2023


This week we watch Steve Aoki's brother argue with Sarah Silverman about when its okay to say the n word, how to no get a tip as a door dash driver …

Pumpkussy - Clever Name Podcast #391

October 23rd, 2023


Ryan breaks down what happened in the pre show (only on and we try to recover. We look over the top problematic Halloween costumes of 2023, a man has his 80 pound testicles removed and amazon …

The White Man Drives On - Clever Name Podcast #390

October 16th, 2023


Ryan gets caught for stunt driving while white, we get chat gpt to the write latest Steven Segal movie featuring the gang from Clever Name Podcast and we have the first edition of the Racist Girl Beauty Pageant. We …

One In The Chamber - Clever Name Podcast #388

October 2nd, 2023


Blake Martin and Ryan find out what happens when you pinch your pee off and sneeze, the real black kkk is still out here and Dr. Fauci shows us the modern cure to covid. Blake breaks down an anime, Beardsons law proves …

Martin Meets A Floor Coon - Clever Name Podcast #387

September 25th, 2023


Ryan is a plumber now, we do the nuclear shelter morality quiz and its gay to wipe your butt. Follow up interview with the porta potty fight girl, …

Cumstar Machine - Clever Name Podcast #386

September 18th, 2023


This week Martin is back, Artty is hungover and Blake is on an island somewhere. Vaping makes your balls smaller and polish black face competition is …

Vomlette - Clever Name Podcast #385

September 11th, 2023


Its Blakes last week on the show so we bring back the shock spelling bee where Ryan struggles to spell elementary school words while Blake dishes out …

Smoke Detector Americans - Clever Name Podcast #384

September 5th, 2023


Porta potty fist fights, moaning Japanese sex sinks and samurai vigilantes. We find the sequel to the "more trout" video and we check in on Russia to see if they are doing okay (they are not). We see new breed of Based …

That Hard R Glimmer - Clever Name Podcast #383

August 28th, 2023


Miss Poland isnt very diverse, we compare bulls vs moose attacks and we check in to see what marilyn manson has been doing. Some times atomic wedgies …

Ewphoria - Clever Name Podcast #382

August 21st, 2023


Blake is a Nazi or something, Ryans girlfriend crystal almost died, and a guy takes the bull by the horns. Alex Jones predicts covid restrictions are …

Poomas - Clever Name Podcast #381

August 14th, 2023


The whole gang is back and we dive deep in to Arttys story about getting hunted down by a fan, the tapes are released of Blakes time stuck in the …

Rest In Peace Lizzo's Brother - Clever Name Podcast #380

August 7th, 2023


Artty has officially been hunted down and we break down the story from start to finish. After last weeks episode a fan tracked down Artty and spent …

Bleach Demon - Clever Name Podcast #379

July 31st, 2023


We check in with everyone after last weeks cheese fiasco, we play the second round of spictionary and we found an infinite subway sub glitch. We watch the Urban barbie movie, check in on the Russian strippers and Lizzos …

Whine and Cheese - Clever Name Podcast #378

July 24th, 2023


We created the greatest AI childrens book EVER called Faygoat the Lil Bitch. New drug Flakka can make someone the best Irish step dancer in the world. Martin eats the Thailand "real cheese burger". anti social club is …

The Deadly Game - Clever Name Podcast #377

July 17th, 2023


We get one of the greatest review a podcast could get, Latino white supremacists are on the rise and 21 slices of cheese is a burger now. Chat GPT …

Shacainaglob Floyd - Clever Name Podcast #376

July 10th, 2023


New studio, New House, New problems and new lumps. We create the fireworks finger game and Martin cant be trusted with scissors. Shacanyeaglob and her mom got pregnant from an Amish dude, we have a crack head dance …

Kielbasa Von Auschwitz - Clever Name Podcast #375

July 3rd, 2023


Martin is back so we watch some polish propaganda, medical ass shaving is on youtube but we arnt allowed and sometimes you just need a cold sprite. A …

Pig F*cker - Clever Name Podcast #374

June 26th, 2023


Ryan gets his fentanyl delivery and solves racism with lasers, we play Ukraine or Los Angeles McDonalds and sometimes windshields are worth pussy. …

Feet Hero Of Canada - Clever Name Podcast #372

June 12th, 2023


Snakes on a celling fan, California trash fights, and Blake is in a new gang. We find out what's more important than Ukraine and we watch a classic …

Swastiception - Clever Name Podcast #371

June 5th, 2023


Martin is late, Blake "cant be around white people anymore", Artty is having a mental breakdown and Gay Martin found Ryan porn alias "Jeremey Jagger". We play everyone favorite game "is the crackhead in Ryans back yard …

More Trout - Clever Name Podcast #370

May 28th, 2023


We find out where Blake is this week, Ryan actually made a death metal intro and we hear Martins AI back story where he saves Justin Trudeau. We watch one man one fire cracker in a Christmas ornament and a chick who …

ReeXamine and Snazzy Slurs - Clever Name Podcast #369

May 22nd, 2023


New metal intro contest is on its way, we go through the 50 things you cant say to black people, we have ai create personalized stories for all of us and we guess what's in the butt. Japan is doing Japan things, we find …

Rectum Pussy - Clever Name Podcast #368

May 15th, 2023


Rallies are being started in our neighborhood, EVERYTHING is on fire, and the town of dildo has a dick iceberg. Britney Spears has been replaced with some sort of AI, vaginal stenosis is a horrifying thing and Arttys …

High NPM - Clever name Podcast #367

May 8th, 2023


Ryan's girlfriend asks for a "tiny" bottle with unintended consequences, we watch a guy try to hang off an 8th story building, strange npc fights, the mother of the year tries to push her baby into traffic and we rank …

Flat Earth Dave 2 - Clever Name Podcast #366

May 1st, 2023


Flat Earth Dave returns to school us on our outdated belief that the earth is round. We find out what is behind the ice wall, what is really holding …

RuRuRemon - Clever Name Podcast #365

April 24th, 2023


This week we celebrate earth day buy spotlighting the "Harmony of the Seas" cruise ship that emits more that 376 million cars and must run 24/7. We play the first and last edition of "eyrk that tune", Blake joins a gang …

Waffle foot - Clever Name Podcast #364

April 17th, 2023


Arrty is drawing more hentai history and Blake's grandma is on the loose beating up intruders. We found a hotbox/ torture device and a mom uses a kid as nun chucks. Some guy sky dives without a parachute and its easy to …

White Monkeys And Burnt Steaks - Clever Name Podcast #363

April 10th, 2023


Earth is flat, ghost are real and steaks are racist. Arrty is back to add to our horrible drawing collection, we recreate what hell sounds like …

Who Is Most... - Clever Name Podcast #362

April 3rd, 2023


Its April Fools and we told everyone the podcast is over, Martin got an Mp40 and we go shooting. We argue about who is most racist and other horrible …

First Annual Clever Name Podcast Talent Show - Clever name Podcast #361

March 27th, 2023


Arrty draws some stuff that he defiantly should not, Ryan was caught up watching pedophile catchers online, 420 pound man vs a 72 year man have a …

911 But Its Hentai - Clever Name Podcast #360

March 20th, 2023


No sleep good make vaccine no work good, covid might be from a person in China eating a dog, another black woman in America is abused by the police, …

Never Forget Tom Salway (Android 18 Tiddies) - Clever Name Podcast #359

March 13th, 2023


Artty came back and has full blown artism this week with some impressive speed drawing. Lizzo does some jumping jacks to Ramstein's Du hast, a guy …

13 Percent of Africa - Clever Name Podcast #358

March 6th, 2023


This week we find out where lumps are popping up on Ryan, what is causing heart attacks and why my anus is so restless. Moose attacks are on the rise and so is accidental racism. White history moth part 2 of 11 is …

POWER HOUR - Clever Name Podcast #357

February 27th, 2023


We celebrate 100,000 downloads with a power hour. Ever minute Blake will take a shot of beer and Ryan will eat an edible. Martin is slowly dying from the poison leaking in Ohio, we attempt to play a game and Biden …

Death Note Lump - Clever Name Podcast #356

February 20th, 2023


Arrty is back to impress with stand up and drawing. We learn that Tiger Woods might not be the best golfer but he's defiantly funniest. Ryans …

Le Sandwich - Clever Name Podcast #355

February 13th, 2023


Artty from the Social Assassins Podcast joins us from an I.C.E. prison camp to help us celebrate black history month. We thought we had seen peak sandwich making but you aint seen anything until you see the abortion of …

Robot Cum Car - Clever Name Podcast #354

February 6th, 2023


Finally we have vaccinated heart attacks, CP24 is hilariously racist for black history month and AI Hitler is banned from the app store. We get a state of the union from the commander and chief, Mary Magdalene breast …

The Black Eyed Poopsie - Clever Name Podcast #354

January 30th, 2023


Our favorite Amigo Hugo just had a birthday and we learn Viagra and Cialis is what has been keeping him young. The Black Eyed Peas are suing some unicorns that poop glitter slime, we rank some racism, watch a kid be …

Sexy Cyber Bullying - Clever Name Podcast #352

January 23rd, 2023


Video games are causing heart attacks, school bus drivers are still trying to abuse what little power they have, Gay martin has sent us a song and …

Epstein's Guest Book Game - Clever Name Podcast #351

January 16th, 2023


Buzzlightyear faked the moon landing, a fat girl and her boyfriend tried to break into Ryan's garage, Martin wrote a book and we find out its hard to swim with one arm. We play Epstein island guestbook game and find out …

Trans Math - Clever Name Podcast #350

January 9th, 2023


Martins SS cat has recovered from last week, Ryan used to steal condoms from his dad but not for what you think. We read the hit novel "don't bath …

Boomer Porn Searches - Clever Name Podcast #349

December 31st, 2022


Martin is out tending to his SS cat, Blake is back from his stay in an Arizona airport and Ryan has added more books to his distasteful book …

Escaping Arizona - Clever Name Podcast #348

December 26th, 2022


Blake is trapped in Arizona and might die there, Ryans lump is migrating north, we find out Santa is vaccinated, boosted and also not real. The world is ending in 2023 according to the Venga Boys and we have some cheap …

PornHub Search Family Feud - Clever Name Podcast #347

December 19th, 2022


Blake is on 12 different flights to go see his girlfriend, Dodds joins us to play Pornhub search family feud, homeless men are peeing at Ryan and people who question the science are extremely dangerous, even on the …

9/12 Banned Music - Clever Name Podcast #346

December 12th, 2022


Martin died of scrapple poisoning so Blake must suffer through the dick matching game Martin desperately wanted made. We have the first edition of lump watch and things are looking positive. Girls are making cheese from …

Super Cyst Smash Bros - Clever Name Podcast #345

December 5th, 2022


Martin is live from Pennsylvania, Ryan's cyst has regrown and Blake is itching to take care of  it. We play guess the lady boy game and the newsiest thing causing blood clots is mis information. All this and more on …

5 Minute Pussy Crafts - Clever Name Podcast #343

November 21st, 2022


It's the day of trans remembrance so we decide to play some fun games, watch some educational videos and learn all about the reality of being trans. …

BANNED FROM YOUTUBE - Clever Name Podcast #342

November 14th, 2022


Gay Martin has claimed responsibility for the attack on our YouTube channel. We have been banned permanently with threats of gay sex are the only way to get it back. We play another round of Clever Name Jeopardy with …

Elon Musks Dick - Clever Name Podcast #341

November 7th, 2022


A guy in an SS costume gets kicked out of a bar, its racist to swim and turns out telling kids no sometimes is a good thing. Crystal wanted to be a …

Aunts Watermelon - Clever Name Podcast #339

October 24th, 2022


We talk about stuff that's so horrible and disgusting that we can even type it out. Honestly, if you are reading this then wtf are you doing? no I'm really asking? This is a podcast, you listen to it. If you like it …

R.F.D. - Clever Name Podcast #338

October 17th, 2022


Blake is at home nursing his aids or "BLAIDS" so we have an important conversation on how you wash your hair. We discuss the dangers of using a Ouija board and trying to summon a demon. Nickelback just dropped some hot …

Clever Name Jeopardy - Clever Name Podcast #337

October 10th, 2022


Turns out men only learn speed metal not to get girls but impress other dudes. Ryan is ungrateful about his birthday gift and we debate the if he is …

Girl Cop Push Ups - Clever Name Podcast #335

September 27th, 2022


Its Ryans birthday and we celebrate by doing a female cop amount of push ups. Martin is back from Buffalo interviews my dog poncho. Hurricanes in the East Coast of Canada have put a strain on the local Tim Hortons. …

LNMO Titties - Clever Name Podcast 334

September 19th, 2022


Martin is still in an active shooting situation in Buffalo so Crystal fills in for him. Crystal wants Ryan to have professional fighter Micky Gall's body, we play Pronoun Or ProNaw where we guess if pronouns are real. A …

RoloDicks - Clever Name Podcast #333

September 12th, 2022


Jack makes his return to the show to play the Racial Slur Database Game. Martin is in Buffalo getting shot at a grocery store. Kobe Bryant is back …

Current Thing Tier List - Clever Name Podcast #331

August 29th, 2022


Ryan confronts his dad about about his online porn business and we all have different opinions. Andrew Tate is taken off the internet so we play Tate Or Fake where we guess the real Andrew Tate Quote. We do The Current …

Dab-A-Booger - Clever Name Podcast #330

August 22nd, 2022


Ale Caripá (@alcaripa) created some amazing art for us, please go check out their stuff and show some love. The live action Balldo video just …

Gender = Fahrenheit - Clever Name Podcast #329

August 15th, 2022


Martin and Blake had their car towed last week and we went on an adventure to get them back, the end result is a parking lot podcast. A man fell into …

Gay Nazis - Clever Name Podcast #328

August 8th, 2022


Ryan has the great idea of starting the show with girlfriend cheating stories, a guy is trying to trade a cheese string online and we give him a call. Ryan is triggered by Italian pizza. Gay Nazis with monkey pox are …

Blakes Browns - Clever Name Podcast #327

August 1st, 2022


Ryan is all worked up about something, the guys are going to open a weed shop and gyms need to run on people running. We run primordial's gauntlet …

AOC's Juicy Booty - Clever Name Podcast #326

July 26th, 2022


Chris Hansen is on Cameo and its not worth it but Stitches the rapper is worth every penny. Black Trans Abortion advocate Alex Stein, our favorite …

Roses Or Prolapse - Clever Name Podcast #325

July 18th, 2022


Everyone thinks Ryan was molested as a kid, we find the cure for prolapsed assholes and Hunter Biden Gets Ripped Off For Some Crack. A woke café is …

Twerk For CNP - Clever Name Podcast #324

July 11th, 2022


Mochi traveled all the way from Washington State to come visit us so we force feed her Canadian snacks. We make mochi feel at home by watching some videos of the thriving state of Washington. We try to guess the Biden …

How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom - Clever Name Podcast #323

July 6th, 2022


We find out what this months awareness is about and some moms on Instagram tell us how we should or shouldn't celebrate Canada Day. Some terrible …

Summer Of Hard R - Clever Name Podcast #322

June 27th, 2022


Blake is at his annual Juneteenth celebration so Martin and Ryan wrap up the last podcast of pride month with the Personal Pride flag contest. We go through all of the entries and pick a winner. People are upset of the …

Big Flag Making You Gay - Clever Name Podcast #321

June 20th, 2022


Hockey fights taking place off the ice and intergender fights in the streets, poverty porn is a big thing in china, a penis falls out at a family friendly drag show and we try to guess what flags are gay. All this and …

Vagina Rorschach Test - Clever Name Podcast #320

June 13th, 2022


Youtube gave us a strike for reading a childrens book, we find a coloring book filled with vaginas and we determine the events for the cnp Olympics. …

C*CK GLOCK - Clever Name Podcast #319

June 6th, 2022

Pride month is here and we celebrate by watching a guy speed run transitioning by using a gun. We read a Childrens book that is in school that sounds …

Pimple Popping Pandemic Predictions - Clever Name Podcast #318

May 30th, 2022


Ryan has herpies or something, we start a pimple popping contest for free headphones, more topless Ukraine protests happened and a Japanese man …

Crickets On The Moon - Clever Name Podcast #317

May 23rd, 2022


We found the perfect mothers day gift for the mom that has everything, Adidas put out an ad for bras that just shows weird shaped boobs. A man regrew his dick on his forearm and re attached it with an inflatable pump …

Ookie cookie - Clever Name Podcast 316

May 16th, 2022


Ryan has a backlog of weird news stories that we rapid fire go through to start the show. Blake makes one of the greatest intro we have every made to date and we watch some weird Japanese Pornhub channel. As experts on …

Keep Your Vegetables Fresh - Clever Name Podcast #315

May 9th, 2022


A lady has an orgasm in the bushes beside Ryan's house and Ryan re-pops the cyst in his wrist. In this week in woke we watch the trailer for Generation Drag the new discovery + show where kid do drag shows. We watch a …

The 5th Fence - Clever Name Podcast #314

May 2nd, 2022


We start with some or of magic school bus and reference so you guys will tell 3 friends about Longshots bar and shooting range. Ryan talks about …

LIVE From Longshots - Clever Name Podcast #313

April 25th, 2022


Finally the day has come, we got the opportunity to go to Longshots bar and gun range and do a podcast live from there. We got to have some drinks and shoot some guns and martin have never been happier. Go check out …

"Ingregious" - Clever Name Podcast #310

April 5th, 2022


Martin took a full week to give us his full review of the new game Tiny Tinas Wonderland. We guess what washed up on the Jersey Shore and listen to …

Kiss My Pu$$y Jesus - Clever Name Podcast #309

March 28th, 2022


Martin is stuck in Tiny Tinas Wonderland so we have Gizmo to replace him this week. We are livestreaming uncensored to every week now. Videos will be uploaded to Youtube and all podcast …

NFT Pussy - Clever Name Podcast #308

March 22nd, 2022


We start this week of with some gender inclusivity training directly from the Canadian government and google seems to think Ryan needs some …

12% Higher or Lower - Clever Name Podcast #307

March 14th, 2022


Howard Stern is stepping on our balldo terf but having the balldo guy on the show and we watch the segment. We have some cringe inducing news stories in The Week In Woke. The released Pfizer documents show the vaccine …

Waterboarding - Clever Name Podcast #306

March 8th, 2022


Blake is working is other job as a porn set fluffer and will be back next week. Ryan's out her finding everyone's homemade porn on the internet and has a moral dilemma on whether or not to tell them about it. Martin …

Betweentism - Clever Name Podcast #305

February 28th, 2022


This week we give a full in depth break down of the Ukraine Russian conflict. The Balldo people have given us an affiliate link so now we are the …

Sto lat Feet Man - Clever Name Podcast #304

February 22nd, 2022


Its Martins Birthday and we gave his some heartfelt gifts. We have massive technical issues as per usual. A follow up on the mayor worried about ice …

Ice Hookers - Clever Name Podcast #303

February 15th, 2022


SlowMo Chocolates sent us an awesome care package and we got an amazing surprise. We watch a 2 v.s. 1 boxing match from Russian so we call the …

Feet Tier List - Clever Name Podcast #302

February 7th, 2022


Blake is back from the dead and after his raid on the capitol in America, we have all been inspired to head to Ottawa to see whats happening at the …

Molested By A.I. - Clever Name Podcast #301

January 31st, 2022


Blake got covid and dies in America, Tiff fills in for him and we follow up on the Pokemon FPS game we talked about last week. We find our who looks …

Pussy Mullet - Clever Name Podcast #300

January 24th, 2022


We watch a compilation video of what the friends of the show think about the podcast for the 300th episode. Comrade comes in from Russia to teach us more Russian and show us whats going on there this week. We check …

Guy Definitely Didn't F*ck A Goat - Clever Name Podcast #299

January 16th, 2022


This week Blake raiding the capitol again in Washington so he couldn't be here. Martin, Ryan and Gizmo learn some more Russian courtesy of Neet …

3 Grown Men Laughing At Farts - Clever Name Podcast #298

January 10th, 2022


On this weeks podcast we check back in with the girl who farts in jars and she was hospitalised with farts related symptoms. We test the theory that you can tell the difference between guy farts and girl farts just by …

NEW YEARS EVE 2021 - Clever Name Podcast #297

January 4th, 2022


We have a new years eve count down show live. We start the show recapping the new Gay Martin Ramblings then we learn more Russian with comrade. We do shock karaoke and pick our predictions for next year right before the …

Naruto Cock Ring Knife - Clever Name Podcast #296

December 28th, 2021


ITS CHRISTMAS DAY!! and we all got each other 3 gifts. One is great, one is alright and one sucks. We do our version of a Yanky Swap, people are getting Me Too'd in the metaverse and now we are all in trouble. We "cum" …

Idea Guy - Clever Name Podcast #295

December 20th, 2021


Blake Is out this week but we have Christian to fill in and give us sound business tips like, the better a website looks the more you shouldn't trust …

Load Largener - Clever Name Podcast #294

December 14th, 2021


Longshot Bar may still be in play, Ryan is finding perfect sponsors for the show and the whole show is in over its head. We watch a few videos to …

Shock Tongue Twister - Clever Name Podcast #293

December 6th, 2021


The full show is back and we have have important news about a man with a mortar shell up his ass. Ryan and Martin play shock tongue twisters while …

Pedophile Companies - Clever Name Podcast #292

November 29th, 2021


Blake is gone for one more week and we have Tiff come on again to fill in. We find out how many screams it takes for you to start caring if someone is being murdered outside your house. The Ghislaine Maxwell case …

Clit Stocks - Clever Name Podcast #291

November 21st, 2021


Blake is not here this week and we Tiff on to fill in and we look into the Bang Energy CEO and he is exactly what you think he will be. Ryan has an interesting dream about unscrewing his dick and its concerning. We …

We All Have Covid... Maybe - Clever Name Podcast #290

November 17th, 2021


We get nostalgic this week and miss the days of watching Jess's Shitty Videos so we pull one out the the archives. We all enjoy watching a butt cyst …

Cum Corner - Clever Name Podcast #289

November 7th, 2021


Its Blakes Birthday and he has to play gift roulette. Its also the year anniversary of Ryans Mustache and we remember the good times. An intergender …

Balltrasound - Clever Name Podcast #288

November 1st, 2021


Everyone is dressed for Halloween and Martin is wearing the polar bear costume he used to scare Ryan last year. A man tried to fight a police car in …

Beyblade Tournament 2021 - Clever Name Podcast #287

October 24th, 2021


We actually did something that we said we would and did a full Bayblade Tournament. If you want to join the next one Subscribe on twitch to …

New Zealand Wizard - Clever Name Podcast #286

October 17th, 2021


Webster's Dictionary defines A Podcast as a program (as of music or talk) made available in digital format for automatic download over the Internet. That is what this is and if you have read this far then Im worried …

How Many Babies In A Gallon - Clever Name Podcast #285

October 10th, 2021


Blake and Ryan talk about the wedding that Ryan attended and the odd movies choices Crystal had. Then we have the first annual Miss my strange addiction. We take 5 girls from the show My Strange Addiction and Rank their …

Schrodinger's Douche - Clever Name Podcast #284

October 10th, 2021


Jack, Martin and Ryan shoot the shit about the semen retention army and breathing through our balls. Kids are beaning things and but its all a 4chan conspiracy. Double double clothing is coming to Canada and Ryan cant …

Bad Dragon Dildos - Clever Name Podcast #283

September 27th, 2021


Its Ryans Birthday and we celebrate without Jack this week. Jack is posting suicidal shirtless pics on instagram. We play Bad Dragon Guess who where we guess from our favorite dragon related dildos. We find out who is …

Carbonated Pussy Broth - Clever Name Podcast #282

September 20th, 2021


Jack is missing again and we find that some of his Instagram post may be directed towards us. The man who injected a woman with his cum is in jail for 10 years but the video of his attack is released. Cup of Noodles …

PePe And Chill - Clever Name Podcast #281

September 15th, 2021


Unc_PePe Joins the show to fill in for Jack and shoot the shit with the gang. Everything from naked woman driving through an active shooting and a man shows his displeasure of the mask laws in Vancouver, BC. If you …

Space Wizards - Clever Name Podcast #280

September 10th, 2021


Ryan, Martin, Blake And Jack play a game to find out what classic movies has Blake seen. We find out the glory of Bambi 2 and the importance of family. Then Blake sucks the goop out of Ryans wrist. This and much more on …

Calling Rocks The N-word - Clever Name Podcast #279

September 5th, 2021


Dan Z  is back and we find out that he has his own "gay martin" and we go over his messages. The Canadian Supreme Court is full wears Santa Suits, …

Bad Logos - Clever Name Podcast #278

August 25th, 2021


Gay Martin and Jack have a "rap battle", Ryans coworkers are going postal, we decide the winner of the Bad Logo Contest and we go through the rest if the list of amazing ideas we will never do. All this and so much more …

Keep'n It Fleek - Clever Name Podcast #277

August 18th, 2021


Ryan melts down over technical difficulties, Blake got too drunk last night and passed out on his lawn, Martin is working overtime and Jack is sad. …

The Crested Gloves - Clever Name Podcast #276

August 11th, 2021


Jack is back and brought sexy back, Blake joins us again to to let us know about the guard monkeys in Trinidad and Tobago. We read some the best inspirational quotes Jacks Instagram page has to offer. We read through …

Intervention Beauty Pageant - Clever Name Podcast #275

August 4th, 2021


Blake joins us on the show this week for the intervention beauty pageant and to decipher Gay Martins manifesto. We discuss future backyard fights and the worst logo ever created for the show. If you can make a worse …

Polished Pony Pussy - Clever Name Podcast #274

July 28th, 2021


Ryans Wrist Lump is back with a vengeance and Ryan tries to convince Martin to drain it for him. We look over the court case of the man who was caught with his pants down, in a barn oiling up a pony but he promises its …

Gaymer - Clever Name Podcast #273

July 21st, 2021


Gay Martin is back with his completed manifesto, we had a tornado hit our town and destroy houses and Jack is caught is a flood. We spit ball some ideas for backyard fighting and much more on this episode of Clever Name …

Blackccine - Clever Name Podcast #272

July 14th, 2021


Jack is back from getting vaccinated in an abandoned warehouse, Ryan takes another crack at the clever name podcast shock spelling bee and Martin …

Living Like A Screech Owl - Clever Name Podcast #271

July 5th, 2021


Jack is out living his passion of breaking into abandoned buildings, Martin is back from the brink of death and Ryan remembers his childhood as a …

John McAfee Memorial - Clever Name Podcast #270

June 27th, 2021


Martin got clinton'd and Jack is getting his 7th vaccine so Ryan is flying solo and is paying tribute to the man the myth and allegedly shit …

Stuck Fetish - Clever Name Podcast #269

June 20th, 2021


People are shooting each other over road rage and front kicking homeless woman, stuck fetish is a lucrative career path and Ryan is still struggling …

Shit n' Slide - Clever Name Podcast #268

June 13th, 2021


The biggest slip and slide in the world has an out break of diarrhea, Ryan has bulimia, we discuss Ryan's devastating lost in backyard boxing and our …

Backyard Boxing - Clever Name Podcast #267

June 6th, 2021


We prepare for the backyard boxing even we have going on tomorrow. Who can can say the n-word is solved through a YouTube video. We find out what …

Drunk Jack - Clever Name Podcast #266

June 1st, 2021


Jack drinks, Ryan hates fun and Martin loves pizza biased domestic assault. This and So much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast


Shock Pictionary - Clever Name Podcast #265

May 23rd, 2021


Ive got a pussy, you've got a dick, lets do it quick is banned in Russia. We play Shock Pictionary with the live chat and we find out if you can break brick with dicks. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name …

Im A Dick...Im Addicted To You - Clever Name Podcast #264

May 16th, 2021


2:44 Martins love for Simple plan is exposed. 11:16 Martin wants a simple plan tattoo and Ryan is just the man for the job. Ryan give his recap of Kong Vs Godzilla. 33:25 Howie Mandel makes porn. 


Rules Of Consent Ft. David - Clever Name Podcast #263

May 15th, 2021


Non Consensual Fingering, getting high on rotting meat, pooping in bags and vending machine pizza with Dan Z.


Pooception - Clever Name Podcast #262

May 9th, 2021


The return of the Ryans wrist lump. We play Guess What's in My Hole 00:31:53 Jack blows our minds with an incredible guess 00:40:37 We find out what …

Gay Martin Jumps The Shark - Clever Name Podcast #261

May 3rd, 2021


Gay Martin send dozens of emails and we try to decipher the madness. Crystal loses her weed and Ryan finds it for her. We find out that grenade …

Puerto Rican White Supremacist - Clever Name Podcast #260

April 25th, 2021


2:09 Jack opens the show with more important questions about cake. 10:37 Not only can you squirt milk out of your eye if you snort it, some girls can squirt milk out of there armpits. 15:15 Jack checks his whiteness and …

Dick and Cake Dilemma - Clever Name Podcast #259

April 19th, 2021


Jack has a pressing question that he found on tiktok. 4:36 Martin had a job interview last week and it went perfectly. 7:31 We crush the answers of the top interview questions. 19:27 We watch three fight videos and pick …

He Finna Pull Out The Glick - Clever Name Podcast #258

April 12th, 2021


Dan Z is back after having his eyes open to the flat earth and we get to listen to a man on the verge of shitting his pants for an hour. We learn …

Whos The Pedophile - Clever Name Podcast #257

April 5th, 2021


I always have to write a description and i take a lot of time doing it even though its riddled with spelling errors. Does anyone even read this? Does this actually make you decide whether you are going to listen to this …

Turd In A Box - Clever Name Podcast #256

March 29th, 2021


5:35 Jess is back with another shitty video and we check out horny kinky 9:32 We check out the listing where you can buy a real shit in a box. 14:50 A guy makes real guns look like nerf guns. 16.36 Martin knows …

Soap In Your Eyes Fight - Clever Name Podcast #255

March 22nd, 2021


1:14 The amount of fake genitals on amazon is astounding including ones with a man wearing a fake vagina masturbating. 6:34 Ryan has had a lot of brain damage which explains so much. 16:03 Martin thinks he can fight of …

Naked Girls Masturbating On Cars - Clever Name Podcast #254

March 15th, 2021


1:54 We are now competing with the Obama and Bruce Springsteen podcast and Ikea Podcast. 11:17 Some people in the world like to get the balls stomped on until they rupture for sexual gratification so we watch that. …

Jackashi 69 - Clever Name Podcast #253

March 8th, 2021


2:53 Everyone's favorite racist Puerto Rican drops some bars for us. 13:00 Ryan almost get rona and smashes and runaway car all in one day. 23:07 Quick recap on how to suck your own dick. 25:42 Ryan's puss bag removal …

Phat Ass Basketball - Clever Name Podcast #252

March 1st, 2021


I already wrote a description and it was deleted. I'm not doing it again

Cumpaste - Clever Name Podcast #251

February 22nd, 2021


1:49 We play the first round of Clever Name Podcast Bingo with the fans in the live chat. 9:00 Its Martins Birthday and so he gets to spin the gift …

Walt Disney Is An Anti-Semite - Clever Name Podcast #250

February 15th, 2021


0:30 The pre podcast podcast is way better then the actual podcast so visit the to watch the before and after the show shenanigans.10:19 The process of creating the Canadian Fighting leave …

Flat Earth Dave - Clever Name Podcast #249 Ft. Dan Z

February 13th, 2021


Flat Earth Dave joins Dan and I to open our eyes to the Heliocentric lies we have been feed our whole live. If you think we are a spinning ball …

Fuck One Racing - Clever Name Podcast #248

February 8th, 2021


1:50 Ryans complains about his job and some concerning story about work. 10:10 We show our entries into the vagina drawing contest. 29:03 Anal covid tests are a thing and now our home town is testing our sewage to trace …

The Balldo - Clever Name Podcast #247

February 1st, 2021


3:40 Ryan is getting closer the his Tom Selleck Mustache and is again pushing Martin to go for the Jared Leto Jesus look. 8:19 Ryan has disgusting …

Piss Rags And Ice Boxing - Clever Name Podcast #246

January 25th, 2021


Ryan has a problem with piss driblets after he pees and we go down the piss rags for dabbing your dick after you pee vortex. Ryan in now working on his own line. Some lady in the UK finds out that Gwyneth Paltrow's …

Hacked Cock Lock - Clever Name Podcast #245

January 18th, 2021


The Puerto Rican White Supremist Jack survived after giving out is email to and offering to sext with Gay Martin. Weeks ago we found out about a chastity belt that connects to the internet to be locked and unlocked. Now …

Puerto Rican N-Word Pass - Clever Name Podcast #244

January 11th, 2021


Before the show Jack is getting loose on acid and now we have our pre and post show podcast videos on Ryan is feeling good about the podcast this week and is motivated to make 2021 the best year …

Horse Choppa - Clever Name Podcast #243

January 4th, 2021


New year, new studio, new round of crippling depression. Everyone is sad so Ryan's sad and Gay Martin is being extra creepy. Anthony Sullivan tries …

Last Show Of 2020 - Clever Name Podcast #242

December 28th, 2020


We are LIVE the day after Christmas! While all your favorite podcasts are on vacation its our time to shine. We quickly figure out the pound for …

Speed Hentai Drawing - Clever Name Podcast #241

December 21st, 2020


After a rollercoaster of a week on the Vietnamese improv charts Clever Name Podcast skyrocketed to number 2 then dramatically fell to 16th. To combat …

Vietnamese Improv - Clever Name Podcast #240

December 14th, 2020


This week on the number 5 podcast on the Vietnamese Improv charts the winner of the great stash off is decided by the guy with the greatest mustache we know, Hugo. We call Hugo and he sings us some songs and tells us …

Fuck Me With A Plunger - Clever Name Podcast #239

December 7th, 2020


Ryan is crushing the Great Stash Off with a thick luxurious mustache Tom Selleck would be jealous off. Gay Martin made some sort of weird music video …

The Great Sex Factor Shaman Stash Off - Clever Name Podcast #238

November 30th, 2020


The First Clever Name Podcast Stash Race has officially started and Martin will shave his face to see if he can grow a mustache thicker than Ryans, while Ryan has a month head start. Jack From The Just Conversation …

Trans Awareness Week - Clever Name Podcast #237

November 23rd, 2020


Its Trans Awareness Week and we decide to spread some education and it almost breaks Martin. Ryan is a certified MD after performing an asperation of his wrist and we watch the video. We try to justify horrible things …

The First Podcast - Clever Name Podcast #236

November 16th, 2020


Aaron joins us to re-listen to our very first podcast we ever recorded. We slowly find out it was much worse than we could have ever remembered and …

Fuck Me Self With A Potato - Clever Name Podcast #235

November 9th, 2020


Ryan is afraid to walk alone at night because a man in a polar bear suit could be around any corner. Gay Martin is pissed at Ryan's incompetence and …

Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell - Clever Name Podcast #234

November 2nd, 2020


Martin and Jess have teamed Ryan is attacked my a crazy guy in polar bear costume at his works parking lot. We listen to more Gay martin audio that …

Change My Mind Farts and Fans - Clever Name Podcast #233

October 26th, 2020


Ryan hates fun, Halloween and holidays in general because everyone is just a spooky poser. We find out Ryan defiantly banged his high school English …

Shock Spelling Bee 3- Clever Name Podcast #232

October 19th, 2020


Martin has been released from quarantine and ready to discuss wtf happen while he was gone. We recount the last live stream on twitch when we were convinced something bad happened to our unpaid intern jess and we go …

Selling Panties Online - Clever Name Podcast #231

October 11th, 2020


Martin is still in quarantine so long time fan and unpaid intern Jess fills in to talk about her lucrative used panties business. Enjoy the fun while Jess licks and chews on her microphone while getting increasingly …

Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 2

October 11th, 2020


The second round of The Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, …

The One With All The Memories - Clever Name Podcast #230

October 6th, 2020


Aaron is back to co host a show like the old days because Martin has been Quarantined for the next 2 weeks. Ryan solves corona virus with zorbs …

Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 1

October 3rd, 2020


Here is first round draft of the full Celebrity Cancel pool. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 …

Me Too 2 : You Get Canceled Too - Clever Name Podcast #229

September 28th, 2020


We are back after our virtual trip to Shrekfest 2020 and we have learned a lot. Mainly that we were right about it being a festival of people who like to get drunk, dress up like Shrek and have weird public sex. Martin …

Down The Wrong Pipe - Clever Name Podcast #228

September 16th, 2020


To Be Continued from last week. We listen to the rest of the manifesto of gay Martin but first we try to find out exactly what we are in for this Saturday by watching the Shrekfest 2020 promo video. We listen to John …

Raped By A Polar Bear - Clever Name Podcast #227

September 14th, 2020


Straight Martin is pushing for two podcasts a week because Gay Martin sent us so many videos and audio files we cant fit it into one episode. We …

EA Street Badminton Edition - Clever Name Podcast #226

September 7th, 2020


We are back from camping and sore from playing hardcore competitive badminton, which gave us the million dollar idea of making EA Street Badminton …

Smashing My Webcam - Clever Name Podcast #225

August 31st, 2020


Continuing the rapping with some Hillary duff and Ashley Tisdale inspired bars. Martin does know about George Bush doesn't care about black people. We are one of the top donors for shrekfest 2020 and how we have our …

Rapcast Feat. Gay Martin - Clever Name Podcast #224

August 24th, 2020


We write and preform raps written by Gay Martin and straight Martin writes a rap about Ryans love for Hillary Duff. We are reminded that Ryan cant read and we have the first installment of the Gauntlet Speed Run. …

Dogcast - Clever Name Podcast #223

August 17th, 2020


Gizmo and Taco start their podcast Clever Name Dogcast by talking about toilet paper pieces that get stuck your asscrack for an excessive amount of …

The Cluster Fuck - Clever Name Podcast #222

August 11th, 2020


Martin is in a Futurama head jar while Ryan is losing his mind because he doesn't know how to run a podcast. If you enjoy audio AND camera problems then this podcast is for you. Its like someone said "hey let try …

Solving World Hunger - Clever Name Podcast #221

August 3rd, 2020


Martin is at home in his polish school and we finally get Hugo on the phone to tell us some stories about Pablo Escobar. Martin is challenged to a …

Fartnite - Clever Name Podcast #219

July 20th, 2020


We finally read the worlds number one comic book Fartnite. Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s---storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural …

Lets Shoot Stuff Into Space - Clever Name Podcast #218

July 12th, 2020


Martin really doesn't want Photoshop contest where the best Photoshop of martin wins every week. Ryan solves global warming, space travel and …

Should I Cut Open My Wrist - Clever Name Podcast #217

July 5th, 2020


Martin is now running the show and thats why the video quality is flaming trash but when new management takes over there will be some hiccups. We discuss operating on the disgusting fluid bag growing on my wrist. We go …

Eating Pig Shit and Piss - Clever Name Podcast #216

June 28th, 2020


We are finally here to watch the disgusting video of a man eating a shit covered poutine while we eat lunch. We talk about the generous gift …

Mike Does Whatever He Wants - Clever Name Podcast #215

June 21st, 2020


Mike from Bass Grifters is here to take over the show and make some prank calls that make everyone uncomfortable. I really couldnt tell you want …

Martin The Vapist - Clever Name Podcast #214

June 14th, 2020


Martins vaping is getting out of hand and we have to put a stop to it the only way that I know how. Watching government sponsored anti vaping ads. So now that martin in 100% vape free we watch a German lady pee on stuff …

Welcome to an American Crossover - Clever Name Podcast #213

June 8th, 2020


This Clever Name Podcast/ Welcome to an American crossover episode is brought to you by Truck Nuts for Hats. Social distance circles are spray painted in the parks of Canada. Christian is working on the incestual …

Starting A Band If Anyone Wants In - Clever Name Podcast #212

May 31st, 2020


Anthony from Mizcast is here mainly to be disgusted by the gross syrup brewing in my wrist. Inevitably that lead to suggestions of getting a hook for …

Can You Just Not Wear Deodorant - Clever Name Podcast #211

May 24th, 2020


I have long time listener Skyler on the show and he tries to explain the electric universe to my as if Im seven. Then we have a complex discussion about whether or not you need to wear deodorant (you do). Lastly we …

Who Is Glitch Fredberg? - Clever Name Podcast #210

May 10th, 2020


Who is Glitch FredBerg? Or Patrick Micheal? sheamus mckillian? Whatever he calls himself hes has a terrible podcast and stand up youtube page. We watch some of the sweet content on this channel and see if we can latch …

Quitting The Podcast To Become President - Clever Name Podcast #209

May 3rd, 2020


Martin is now the producer of the show and as his first job he has to talk me off a ledge. Struggling with the podcast compounded with life problems are making it harder to do the podcast every week. Martin has to …

5G, Manholes And Corona - Clever Name Podcast #208

April 26th, 2020


Jack Thomas is back and is ready to get us to a level of wokeness we could never achieve on our own. First he tells us about how you cant prove 5g …

Stuttering John Podcast Fraud Pod - Clever Name Podcast #207

April 19th, 2020


Stuttering John has a podcast. Who is a Stuttering John? No one really remembers. We try to uncover that mystery and who could possible be listening …

UFC #249 Battle for Epstein Island - Clever Name Podcast #206

April 11th, 2020


Christian and I have officially started a new podcast called Welcome To An American. Mainly just a propaganda for truck nut for hats. Check out the new podcast on most places you get podcasts or on …

Clever Name Podcast #205 - Bigfoot Is Taking His Land Back

April 5th, 2020


We found the guy who cured corona virus. With a few simple steps you can do at home you to can cure the nasty virus according to the Belarusian president. Plus we find that the person that is benefiting most from the …

How To Cure Everything, Including Gayness - Clever Name Podcast #204

March 29th, 2020


Jack is back to tell us how to change our lives, cure our gayness and debate the percentage of apple juice in my apple juice. Jack tells us all about how "jilly juice" is a crock of shit but he has the cure to …

Semen Is Very Versatile - Clever Name Podcast #203

March 21st, 2020


Martin is here to show off his new nazi haircut and drop some semen based knowledge. Everything from strangers injecting people with their semen in …

Truck Nuts But For Hats - Clever Name Podcast #202

March 15th, 2020


Welcome to the newest business venture of the clever name podcast corp. Truck nuts but for hats. Its a simple concept with big implications. The worst part of leaving your massive lifted pick up truck is that know one …

Cool Cars and Cupped Farts Feat. Yanni - Clever Name Podcast #201

March 8th, 2020


Dan is back to talk about his ocean city trip and the trouble its created with the city. Dan is basically the star of Restoration Garage which is in its 6th season and is carrying Discovery Channel at this point. We …

My Mom Reads Erotic Fan Fiction - Clever Name Podcast #200

March 1st, 2020


For the 200th episode I have finally achieved my podcasting dream of receiving erotic fan fiction from "Jessica Taylor". To add an extra layer of embarrassment I have brought my mom on the show for the first time. She …

That Young Young and That Stank Stank - Clever Name Podcast #199

February 22nd, 2020


Tony has finished up down the pipe and is here to teach us about how to be american again. Christian takes over for Tony and we cover everything from how sweet Tommy Lees hog is, to Micheal Rappaports lucrative Cameo …

Oops Lost Your Job So Time For More Gay Porn - Clever Name Podcast #198

February 16th, 2020


So Martins got no job or maybe he does, no one really knows anymore. So his obvious next step is gay porn so we look at his playgirl spread for last weeks issue. Then we reminder the time Ryan banged Dans mom and look …

Make Canada Great For Once - Clever Name Podcast #197

February 8th, 2020


Id like to formally welcome you to an American. We have Christian here to tell us why Canada and all other countries are lesser than American. We deconstruct some Canadian conspiracies including Canada harboring …

Polish Nuclear Ants WILL Take Over The World - Clever Name Podcast #196

February 2nd, 2020


Martin is here to help shed some light on the magic that is Hugo our co worker. We do our best to describe the walking meme we work with every day. Then we try to decide what will happen for the 200th show and if we …

How Much To Eat Your Ass - Clever Name Podcast #195

January 26th, 2020


Blake is back and forgot how to use a microphone! One major question will be answered, how much would it cost to get your ass eaten by a man. Then we …

Guess What Happens Next and The Ultimate Teacher Student Sex Story - Clever Name Podcast #194

January 19th, 2020


The Backyard fighting champ and giant penis Raff is back and is ready to play Guess What Happens Next! A game sent in by a fan named Epsen. We watch the first part of a video and try to guess what coming. If you are a …

More Buckets Of Shit and Fraud Pod Info - Clever Name Podcast #193

January 12th, 2020


Aaron is back and we talk about the next fraud pod that is out now. We arnt going to do this in a full podcast anymore and will just be on …

Pizza Is American, Welcome To An American - Clever Name Podcast #192

January 5th, 2020


Id like to formally welcome you to and American. In case you didn't know yet pizza is American. No one cares about pizza outside of American style pizza because its garbage. Italy pretends it owns pizza but their pizza …

Cartoon Character Fight Thermometer and Ryan Losing His Job - Clever Name Podcast #191

December 29th, 2019


Im pretty pissed off because my place of employment has decided to royally fuck me over. Martin is here to make sure I dont kill myself or going all …

Its Okay To Be White With A Transgender Asian Couch - Clever Name Podcast #190

December 22nd, 2019


Jack Thomas from the just conversation podcast is back to talk about the positive things in life. Specifically global warming, getting herpies and taking a shit after you've already showered. Then we read important news …

UFC 245 Usman vs Covington - Clever Name Podcast #189

December 15th, 2019


Christian is back to talk about Ufc 245 on Saturday December 14th. We break down the fights and pick the winners. Play along and pick your winners and see if you can beat us. Mike perry vs Geoff Neal, Peter Yan vs Uriah …

How Much Shit Is On Your Toothbrush - Clever Name Podcast #188

December 8th, 2019


Blake is back and we are talking poop. First another news story about someone throwing liquid poop on someone 3 different times. Then breaking news about how hand dryer are spraying your hands with poop. Then we find …

How Is Andy Dick Famous, Clone Pets and Cops Fight An Amputee - Clever Name Podcast #187

December 1st, 2019


Christian from the Bass Grifters Podcast and we work on finding how the fuck Andy Dick became famous and wtf is Queer Duck The Musical is. Then we talk about the man who tricked nurses into thinking hes a handicapped …

Homeless Hot Diarrhea and How To Have an Open Relationship - Clever Name Podcast #186

November 24th, 2019


Martin is back and we start to discuss open relationships when Crystal joins the show and explains the rules. Then we learn about romance scams from …

How To Not Kill Yourself With The Clinton's - Clever Name Podcast #185

November 17th, 2019


Aaron is back to learn how the Clintons make problems disappear. We look at all the people who caused problems for the Clintons who wound up dead. We talk bing porn, Don Cherry, and our favorite Youtubers. All this and …

The Dick Cheese Challenge - Clever Name Podcast #184

November 10th, 2019


Martin is back because its time to do the dick cheese challenge! but first we talk about a vegan who uses sperm to giver her energy, watch the craziest cop videos, read a study claiming men are funnier than woman and …

Dwarf Tossing And Ball Crossing - Clever Name Podcast #183

November 3rd, 2019


Christian from the Bass Grifters podcast is back and we are talking dwarf tossing.  Can you do it? Should it be a crime? Who is doing the dwarf …

Tits On My Balls 2 - How To Do The Jokes - Clever Name Podcast #182

October 27th, 2019


Kevin Masterson from the critically acclaimed My Morning Talk Show Thing With Kevin is back for a second time. We try to find new bits for the talk show and ways to increase its mass appeal. This is a hilariously …

Too Podcast For This High - Clever Name Podcast #181

October 20th, 2019


Blake is back and we are sampling some of the goodies sent to us from full spectrum farms. We eat edibles smoke dabs, joints and bong tokes. Even ate …

Completing The Gauntlet While Eating Lunch - Clever Name Podcast #180

October 13th, 2019


Martin is here to run the gauntlet for real this time. The gauntlet is 20 videos that get increasingly worse and horrifying. Although Martin cheated and looked up on of the worst videos we decided to see who can make it …

Horrorgasm, Dick Pics And A Russian Dog Boy - Clever Name Podcast #179

October 6th, 2019


On this episode I have Napoleon (@lucid_nap) from Creeping Wave and Umind podcast and we find out what horrorgasm is and weather or not furries will …

Running "The Gauntlet" and Fake News Or Florida News - Clever Name Podcast #178

September 29th, 2019


We have a few technical issue with mics and pat being too high but on this episode we have Pat and Jeff come back to pay some games. We first find out if jeff was lying about being able to tell if a girl is hot just by …

Shocking Spelling and Stalker Song - Clever Name Podcast #177

September 21st, 2019


Aaron is here to listen to more stories of Ryan getting more sexually aggressive messages from a fan which we turn into a rap song. Then Ryan takes part in the third bi annual shock spelling bee and gets very …

Clever Name Podcast #176 - Paintball and Gender Dysphoria Test

September 15th, 2019


Ufc champ and huge dick Raff is back on the show after we have successfully filmed our paintball event. We take our first look at some of the footage …

Clever Name Podcast #175 - Girls With Crazy Eyes and Suge Knight

September 8th, 2019


This week Ryan has on Blake from the Professional Amateurs Podcast and we talk stalkers and girls with crazy eyes. This is because Ryan has been receiving a bunch of dick pics from a crazed fan. Then we discuss the the …

Clever Name Podcast #174 - A Huge Dick On The Show

September 1st, 2019


We just started and embarrassing story contest and we read some of the first entries. If you want a chance to win send your stories to . Then, Raff joins us and we play with David, another …

Clever Name Podcast #173 - Worst Way To Die Bracket

August 25th, 2019


Dan Z. is back on the show to talk ladder matches and is determined to prove Ryan is a gay porn star. Then we start determining what is the worst way to die. including freezing to death, starving to death, burned alive …

Clever Name Podcast #172 - Producers and P-Flaps

August 18th, 2019


Aaron is back to talk about everything from aging vaginas to underground furry bestiality rings. But first we have are trying to find a producer for the show, so we have our first candidate, Christian, join us today. …

Clever Name Podcast #171 - UFC 3, Shooting Raff With Paintballs, Guess The Sound and Best Cod Bracket

August 11th, 2019


The champ is here to talk about the next backyard fighting event and figure out who should fight. Then Raff volunteers to get shot with paintballs …

Clever Name Podcast #170 - Area 51, Canadian Mafia, and Car Crashes

August 4th, 2019


Dan Z is back and we are talking area 51. Should we raid it? can we go? and how far away do we have to be to watch bu not get shot.Then we talk about …

Clever Name Podcast #169 - Milfs Are Crazy

July 28th, 2019


Jeff and Pat are back and today we are talking milfs. Are milfs fun to date? Are they crazy in bed? Will they eat whip cream off your dick? all this an more answered on this weeks podcast. 


Clever Name Podcast #168 - How To Abortion with Jack Thomas

July 21st, 2019


Jack Thomas from the Just Conversation Podcast joins me to discuss the craziest views on abortion I have ever heard. Find out what happens when the …

Clever Name Podcast #167 - Spenny And Tom, Skateboard Contest and Germaphobe Test

July 14th, 2019


Spenny and Tom are back on the show and we discuss the skateboard contest they competed in over the weekend. Then we find out how much of a germaphobe Spenny is including a story of when Tom spit gum directly into his …

Clever Name Podcast #166 - Hate Comments And Consent Quiz

July 7th, 2019


Aaron joins me to read some of the funniest of the hate comments we received recently and we get school on how wrong we are about waman. we find some …

Clever Name Podcast #165 - Losing Jobs and Prostitution (FIXED)

June 29th, 2019


Jack is back and he is talking about what happened with him over the last few weeks. If you have been following along then you know that jack has had …

Clever Name Podcast #164 - Raptors Parade Shooting and much more

June 23rd, 2019


Jeff and Ryan are back on the show to talk about the recent NBA championship parade that happened recently and Ryan happened to be there and witnessed the shooting first hand. Then we talk about our sex life, health …

Clever Name Podcast #163 - Can You Still Sell Weed After Legalization?

June 16th, 2019


I have my old weed dealer on the show to talk about how things have changed after the legalization and it soon devolves into stories from selling …

Clever Name Podcast #162 - Boxing Recap, Blowjobs, Anal and Girls Wreck Everything

June 9th, 2019


Today we have Raff Pat and Jeff come on the show to recap the boxing event and we watch the full edited video for the first time. This is a 3 hour …

Clever Name Podcast #161 - The Fighter and The Kid #450 (Fraud Pod)

June 2nd, 2019


Ryan starts the show by giving a gift Aaron. After Aaron and Ryan listen to clips from the worst episode of TFATK podcast that has ever been recorded. Episode #450. They are joined by the girls from Call Her Daddy …

Clever Name Podcast #160 - Pat Vs Cinnamon Backyard Boxing After Math

May 26th, 2019


Pat and Shane go over some of the footage from the second of two fights in our backyard boxing event. Pat VS Cinnamon 

Clever Name Podcast #159 - The Red Pill, Boxing Event and Strange Addictions

May 18th, 2019


Aaron is on to talk about the boxing even that We will be hosting next weekend and we go through everything you need to know to watch and what will happened during the fights. Then Ryan has taken the red pill and starts …

Clever Name Podcast #158 - Fake Or Florida News

May 12th, 2019


Ryan has been kicked off of youtube again and is concerned that it could be permanent. So Ryan will be focusing on making a new website to include …

Clever Name Podcast #157 - Pat and Tanner Test The Boxing Ring

May 5th, 2019


Today I have Pat Raff Ryan and Tanner on the show to talk about the upcoming boxing match. We discuss the rules the amount of rounds and some twists …

Clever Name Podcast #156 - UFC 2, Fight Ideas and Does Pat Know It

April 27th, 2019


Raff, another friend from my work is on the show to talk about the the upcoming backyard fighting event UFC 2 where he will be fighting a much taller guy. We start talking about when and who will be fighting and start …

420 PARTY Bong Pong and Toke Or Dare - Clever Name Podcast #155

April 23rd, 2019


I have my friends over to play bong pong where instead of drinking when a cup is sunk, you take a toke. Then we play the fan favorite "Toke Or Dare" where you either take a toke or throw a dart at the dartboard of …

Clever Name Podcast #154 - Tinder Whores and Work Place Injuries

April 13th, 2019


We start the show by talking about the time we have almost been severely hurt at work because Ryan had a very close call the day before. Then we talk about dick pics and who wants them and who is sending them. Then we …

Clever Name Podcast #153 - Did Jack Do Meth Again?

April 7th, 2019


Jack is back to talk about his ongoing saga with sobriety. We find out if he has gone back to using meth or any other drugs and we also find out how his trip on acid with $7000 went from the last episode. 

Clever Name Podcast #152 - Fraud Pod 3 (Girls Gotta Eat)

March 31st, 2019


This is the third edition of Fraud Pod, where we listen to clips from top ranked "comedy" podcasts that seem to get way more success then they deserve. On this show Aaron and Dan join me to listen to "Girls Gotta Eat" a …

Clever Name Podcast #151 - Dan's BJ Palace Part 2 ft. Spenny

March 24th, 2019


This is part two from last weeks episode with Dan and his drunk driver issue. For the second half we also have Spenny on the show to talk about story from the past. Including Dans blowjob trailer, Road trips and much …

Clever Name Podcast #150 - "Drunk Guy Park On My Lawn"

March 17th, 2019


Dan is back again and today a drunk guy in a trunk smashed through his front yard and left his truck on his lawn. We try to call him and you wont believe what happened. Then we go over some conspiracy theories that we …

Clever Name Podcast #149 - Neo Gets SOBER.... Sorta

March 10th, 2019


Neo/Jack/ Whatever we are going to call him now is back on the show and we talk about him being newly sober... sorta. He has been quitting meth for a …

Clever Name Podcast #148 - Weed In Space, Crazy Conspiracy Theories AND WAY MORE (3 Hour Episode)

March 3rd, 2019


Last week I was unable to put out a new show. To make up for it this weeks episode is 3x longer then normal. I have Dan(@shit.rat) back on the show to talk more conspiracies. But first we talk about the recent discovery …

Clever Name Podcast #147 -Dab Contest Crystal Vs Pat + "Poop Was Everywhere"

February 17th, 2019


We had our selves a good old fashion Dab Contest! Crystal (My Gf) and Pat (my Co worker) smoke increasingly larger shatter tokes until one person …

Clever Name Podcast #146 - Meth Withdrawls, Getting Clean And Asshole Gets Karma

February 10th, 2019


Neo/ Jack is back on the show and he is claiming that he is clean and sober. We find out how long and what the with drawls are like. Then we talk about tattoo and make plans for Neo/jack to get a tattoo live on the …

Clever Name Podcast #145 - Fraud Pod (Lady To Lady)

February 3rd, 2019


Today I have Aaron back to listen to another one of the TOP COMEDY PODCASTS IN ITUNES. Yet again it is unbelievable that anyone could listen to this …

Cars, Conspiracy, Cocaine and Hookers with Dan - Clever Name Podcast # 144

January 27th, 2019


Today I have Dan (@shit.rat) on the show and we talk about his life working on cars. He had a 1965 VW beetle and 1955 VW beetle that he worked on customizing and we take a look at some pictures. Then we talk about some …

Clever Name Podcast #143 - Guess What Happens Next??? (NSFW!)

January 20th, 2019


Pat Is back to prove a point and that point is that he can smoke a massive dab without puking. Will pat throw up from an almost two inch dab? Then we watch some video and try to guess what happens next. (THIS IS VERY …

Clever Name Podcast #142 - Meth, Strippers and Getting Stabbed with Neo

January 13th, 2019


Today we start the show with some technical difficulties but after that is sorted out we have Neo/Jack back on the show and he has more stories. We …

Clever Name Podcast #141 - Teachers Who Fuck Their Students

January 7th, 2019


Today on the show Crystal an I play everyone's favorite game " Did They Fuck A Kid". This where we try to tell if a teacher ha had sex with their students from a picture of them. We go over the hottest teachers who have …

Clever Name Podcast #140 - Call Her Daddy, Worst Podcast Yet

December 30th, 2018


We start a new segment called Fraud Pod where we expose some of the most over rated podcast out right now. We start this off with one of the worst …

Clever Name Podcast #139 - O.I.C.U.R.M.T. and Brown Sugar

December 23rd, 2018


Spenny is back on the show to talk about his new song and video "O.I.C.U.R.M.T." We also have the actual weed that we smoked in high school called …

Clever Name Podcast #137 - Tits On My Balls (Kevin Masterson)

December 9th, 2018


Today we have Kevin Masterson the creator of Tits On My Balls and on the show. We discuss everything from working on movie sets to making short films to if you got your dick cut off, how you …

Clever Name Podcast # 136 - Worst Ass To Eat With Pat

December 3rd, 2018


I have my friend Pat on the show and we try to figure out who would have the worst ass to eat. Then we talk about your poop and if your are doing it …

Clever Name Podcast #135 - Weed Delivery

November 29th, 2018


We got a package from so I decided to sample all of it in 20 mins. Spoiler: I get Really high!

Clever Name Podcast #134 - Crystals Back With Threesome Talk

November 23rd, 2018


Crystals back! and we start the show by thanking our friends at and look at the black Friday deals they have until Monday. Then we talk about how Ryan and Crystal have been doing over the last 7 months. …

Clever Name Podcast #133 - Weird Racist Video and Jail Time

November 20th, 2018


we watch a new rap video people are calling racist and we talk about the insane jail time people get for crimes

Clever Name Podcast #132 - Lost Light 2

November 15th, 2018


We have lost is back on and we have our best interview yet

Clever Name Podcast #131 - The Weirdest Animal Sex

November 11th, 2018


Today we have more issue with youtube and almost have our channel taken away until Ryan starts to fight back. Then we talk about the weirdest types of animal sex and watch some videos on giraffes hyenas and otters. Then …

Clever Name Podcast #130 - Sex and Meth with Neo

November 8th, 2018


Ryan has Neo back on the show after he had a night of getting black out drunk and forgetting a whole day. Then crazy stories are told about GHB molly …

Clever Name Podcast #129 - Guess The Celebrity Ass and Two Year Anniversary

November 4th, 2018


We start the show with a new intro with ex pro skateboarder and radio personality Jason Ellis. Then we talk about the rash of copyright issues and video removals that have been hurting the show. Here is a link to the …

Clever Name Podcast #128 - Is It A Dick Game and Ryan's Embarrassing Childhood Videos

October 29th, 2018


We start todays show by celebrating the fact that we got over 1000 downloads this month! Then we play a game that dan created called "was it a prison …

Clever Name Podcast #127 - Ryan Hurt His Masturbating Hand and Embarrassing Old Video

October 25th, 2018


Ryan does a solo show with no guest and he has hurt his hand. This means he cant play the new call of duty or masturbate and this struggle is ranted …

Clever Name Podcast #125 - Lost Light

October 18th, 2018


Ryan talks to part of the band Lost Light and discuss everything from the struggle of being in a band to opinions on pocket pussies. 


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Clever Name Podcast 124 - Boxing Match Recap and The Best Blowjob Ever

October 14th, 2018


We give a detailed recap of our boxing match Unfit Fight Club: Going Hard In The Yard. Then we discuss our friends relationship and how it irritating it is so we take bets on when they will break up. We also talk about …

Clever Name Podcast 123 - Neo On Doing Meth and Getting Arrested

October 11th, 2018


Ryan does his first solo show and brings on a guest. Neon is here to talk about his crazy drug experiences and the joys of doing meth. This is until …

Unfit Fight Club: Going Hard In The Yard - Clever Name Podcast 122

October 7th, 2018


This is the audio from the first backyard boxing event Unfit Fight Club: Going Hard In The Yard.   

Clever Name Podcast #121 - Amazon Gift Card Winner, Last Thursday Show, More Boxing Hype

October 4th, 2018


This will be the last Thursday clever name podcast. We will still have a show once a week on Sunday and Ryan will be doing a show by himself or with guests. Then we gift away the $50 amazon gift card to Billh103. He has …

Clever Name Podcast #120 - The Truth About Herpes and Boxing Hype

October 1st, 2018


We go over some of the updates with the boxing fight including what our ring will look like, outfits rules and who has bailed on us already. Then we …

Clever Name Podcast #119 - Boxing Fight Rules and Text Messages Trolls

September 27th, 2018


We go over all the rules for our boxing match on October 7th. This included who the judge, the ref, the announcer and the commentator will be. Then …

Clever Name Podcast #118 - Cocaine And Hot Chicks with Special Guest Zach

September 23rd, 2018


Dan is absent so Ryan has Zach back on to catch up and see what he has been up to since the last time he was on the show. We talk about super hot chicks doing cocaine, shaving your ass, Dan and Ryans upcoming boxing …

Clever Name Podcast #117 - One Episode A Week? Dans Pee And More

September 20th, 2018


We talk about Dans pee and its color and why he does it in a ziplock bag. Then we discuss Ryans dog and his lump on his neck. Then we figure out if …

Clever Name Podcast #116 - Do Kids Cost More Than Fun with Justin Babin

September 16th, 2018


We have our friend Justin Babin on the show to talk about having kids at a young age. Then we play a game where we guess what raising a kid is more expensive than. This includes trips to Vegas, Cars, Hookers and even …

Clever Name Podcast #115 - Best Non Drug To Get High With

September 13th, 2018


We go over a few news stories including Dominos pizza having a shit scandal and also the scientific study that shows red bull and vodka turns you …

Clever Name Podcast #114 - Walmart Or Prison and What Does My Weed Dealer Know

September 9th, 2018


We play a game with stories from walmarts and prisons and see if we can tell the difference. People listening live got entered in our amazon contest. …

Clever Name Podcast #113 - Smegma and Uncircumcised Vs Circumcised

September 6th, 2018


We discuss Dans dick cheese or what it will now be called, Smegma and we find out the pros and cons of having Smegma. Then we transition into the great circumcision debate and find out once and for all why is better …

Clever Name Podcast #112 - The Truth About Red Hot Chili Peppers And Anal Cunt Songs

September 2nd, 2018


We start the show with a new intro and ryan talks about how sick he is and how his brain is not working today. The we spend some time going over the …

Clever Name Podcast #111 - Hate Comments and Why Would You Punch A Baby Game

August 30th, 2018


We start the show by answering why Ryan gets so sad about the show at times by reading all the hate comments we get. Then we play The why would you …

Clever Name Podcast #110 - Black Salami Full Video and The Truth About Disney Movies

August 26th, 2018


First we star my talking about a video we just found out call Black Salami and a new song called bend your dick. So we decided to share this video with you. If you want to see the uncensored video heres the link: 



Clever Name Podcast #109 - Drunk Or Baby and Headline Mad Libs

August 23rd, 2018


We talk about pornhub taking more of our videos for talking about offensives things. Then we play Drunk Or Child where Ryan reads a story and Dan guesses if its was a child or a drunk person. Lastly we read news stories …

Clever Name Podcast #108 - Fuck, Marry, Kill (Your Mom, Your Dad, Your Sister)

August 19th, 2018


We talk about the secret 3rd persons involved in the show every episode. Then we play fuck marry kill with foods and other weird stuff including …

Clever Name Podcast #107 - Roasting and Medical Questions

August 16th, 2018


Dan had the idea to roast each other so we give it our best shot. The we talk about dan shitting himself at work and Ryan saving an old lady. Then we …

Clever Name Podcast #106 - Worst Stuff To Masturbate To

August 12th, 2018


We start the show by addressing the fact that another one of our videos has been banned from Youtube, Episode #44. We find out that FIFA is the one who put the copyright claim against us. Then we announce the next two …

Clever Name Podcast #105 - Embarrassing Things About Ryan

August 9th, 2018


To start the show today we got another intro from our friend Jeff who made our last intro. If you need something made, hes an awesome guy and would …

Clever Name Podcast #104 - Dan Gets Waxed

August 5th, 2018


Today we have two more entries into our amazon gift card contest and we play another round of Does Dan Know It. This time if Dan gets to many questions wrong he gets waxed in uncomfortable areas. Then Ryan talks about …

Clever Name Podcast #103 - Crazy Japanese Porn Or Game Show AND Fake Tits Or Real Tits Game

August 2nd, 2018


Today we announce that our show will be on PornHub and to kick that off we do a two games that could never be shown on youtube. We first play a game …

Clever Name Podcast #102 - Pornhub Shows and Guess The Drug News

July 29th, 2018


We got sent a new mic from and Ryan opens it on the air. Then we talk about a huge fan Seaman Mike who is starting to help out the show to help us improve. After we talk about Pronhub and the our next show will be …

Clever Name Podcast #101 - Pee Problems, Amazon Gift Card Contest and Playing Video Game In The Bathroom

July 26th, 2018


Dan talks about his uncontrollable boners and what he should do about it. Ryan talks about the new contest for a $50 amazon gift card. If you want to …

Clever Name Podcast - #100 (Bonus Itunes Show) - Dan Sings, Ryan Does Mumble Rap and The Beatles Are Weird

July 22nd, 2018


This is bonus 100th episode! If you wan to see Dan get a Tattoo go to our Youtube page

We get dan to sing songs that he doesnt know and he butchers some classics. Then we listen …

New Studio, 100th Episode Talk, Going to Get A Tattoo And Future Show Info - Clever Name Podcast #99

July 19th, 2018


We got a brand new computer because Ryan has been working so much and finally paid off his debt. Now our studio looks half way professional. We talk about what we will be doing for our 100th episode and there will be 2 …

Clever Name Podcast #98 - Bad Ideas For Dans Tattoo and The Future Show Info

July 15th, 2018


Today on the show we talk about the new show times AGAIN and we try to figure out what to do with our Youtube channel. Dan is getting a tattoo for our 100th episode so we try to figure out what he is going to get and we …

Clever Name Podcast #97 - Whos More Canadian Eh

July 10th, 2018


We tried to figure out what Dan is going to get tattooed for our 100th episode and we have many Chris Hemsworth related options. After we find out whos more Canadian buy answering a few questions. Then we have a news …

Clever Name Podcast #96 - Bill Cosby Or Harvey Weinstein Game

July 7th, 2018


Ryan was cleaning the basement apartment that he rents and found something strange. The we play the Billy Cosby or Harvey Weinstein Game. This is …

Clever Name Podcast #95 - Is Ryan Smarter Than An 8th Grader?

July 3rd, 2018


First we talk about the people who messaged Ryan about peeing in the sink and we watch a video of a girl who claims drinking dog piss will cure acne. Then we talk about or 100th episode and dan says he will get a …

Clever Name Podcast #94 - Peeing In The Sink And Gross Sounds

June 29th, 2018


Ryan talks about where he likes to pee and gives us way too much information. Then we play a game of guess that sound where we play audio of mostly gross sounds and try to guess what it is. Lastly we rant about taxes …

Clever Name Podcast #93 - Chuck E Cheese Or Bar Fight

June 26th, 2018


Ryan bitches about Youtube again then we play a classic game of Bar fight or Chuck E Cheese Fight. This is where we guess if a fight happened at a Bar or a Chuck E Cheese. Its much harder than you think. After that Ryan …

Clever Name Podcast #92 - Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

June 22nd, 2018


Today we watch the movie that moved Steven Seagal to tears it was so good, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. In this hilarious movie involves former …

Clever Name Podcast #91 - Rapping and High News

June 19th, 2018


We start the show with a new intro that Jeff made for us. Here is his information if you like what you hear

Jeff at Autotelic Music contact info: 

Clever Name Podcast #90 - Am I The Father Game and Sex Myths

June 15th, 2018


On todays show we talk about Ryans Girlfriend got a new tattoo and how she felt about our last episode. Then we play Am I The Father game by playing a clip from a Maury and try to guess whether or not the man in each …

Clever Name Podcast #89 - Are You A Pedophile Game!!

June 10th, 2018


We play everyone's favorite game "Is Dan A Pedophile?" This is were dan has to determine if a girl in a picture is old enough for him to find them …

Shock Jenga And Guess The Intervention Drug - Clever Name Podcast #88

June 3rd, 2018


We got a shock collar and that means we have to use it. We are playing shock Jenga. While one person has the shock collar on and trying to play Jenga …

Clever Name Podcast #87 - Gross News And How To Suck Your Own Dick Part 2

May 28th, 2018


We are talking public pooping. A lady who is shitting in front of a persons house on three different occasions. Then a woman who shits in a coffee shop and throws it at the employees. After we find the real way to give …

Clever Name Podcast #86 - Spenny X Slimco And Tommy B Freestyle Battle

May 20th, 2018


We have the pleasure of having our old friends from back in the day Spenny and Tom on the show and we reminisce about high school, getting arrested, …

Clever Name Podcast #85 - Woman Gets Baby Stuck In Vagina

May 13th, 2018


On Todays show we talk about restaurant revenge stories where cooks and waiters do horrible things to peoples food. Then the mystery of who has been …

Clever Name Podcast #84 - Painful Spelling Bee

May 7th, 2018


Ryan talks about the terrible headaches he has been getting over the last few days. The Dan came came up with a game because Ryan is so bad at spelling. Ryan has to spell simple everyday words and if he is up able he …

Clever Name Podcast #83 - Mexican Diarrhea And What Heppened To Ryan

April 29th, 2018


If you want more of the show make sure to subscribe to our patreon for daily shows and more!: Ryan and Dan …

Clever Name Podcast 82 - Everything You Need To Know About California With Dear God Its Me 30

April 26th, 2018


Dan is on vacation so I had the pleasure of having Rikki and Charley from Dear God Its Me 30 podcast back on the show. We discuss the many things about California that are strange or interesting. Things get fun when we …

420 Show - Weed Cures Everything

April 21st, 2018


420 Show - Weed Cures Everything by Ryan

Clever Name Podcast 56 - Steven Seagal Is A Liar

April 18th, 2018


We finally decided to do one show a week! Dont worry we'll be putting lots of extras out and clip, including our 4:20 episode out on Friday. This …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #25 - Crystal Shoots Us

April 15th, 2018


We have crystal on the show today and she is hosting a game. We play a Price Is Right Style game where the person furthest from the correct answer …

Clever Name Podcast 55 - UnWet Dreams And Pizza Ordering Vibrator

April 11th, 2018


We start the show by talking about Ryans weird dream about masturbating. Then we discuss the greatest invention of all time. The Pizza Ordering Vibrator. Its a dildo that orders pizza for you. If you want the exclusive …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #24 - Guess The Song And A Hospital Trip

April 8th, 2018


Ryan and Dan start off the show by getting pissed off about their previous recording that went to shit ! They didn't realize until their 1 HOUR recording was done that the audio was choppy and unusable ! Then they ask …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #23 - The Worst Salvia Freakout Ever

April 1st, 2018


If you want to see the full salvia video click here, but be warned it is graphic: Today we …

Clever Name Podcast 53 - The Episode Dan Didnt Want Released!

March 28th, 2018


This is the episode Dan did not want you to see. He thinks this inst funny and Ryan wanted to let you guys decide. Let us know what you think in the comments

Clever Name Hour Podcast #22 - WTF Will Dan Say Game

March 25th, 2018


Ryan amps up a future twitch stream he's going to do where he streams for 12 hours plus ! We try and figure out how he can do it with as little …

Clever Name Podcast 52 - 5 Crazy Customers Stories

March 21st, 2018


Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about their ancient technique and ways they used to masturbate as kids. Ryan use to resort to masturbating …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #21 - Jason X Best Review Ever

March 19th, 2018


Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about the movie they reviewed earlier that day, Jason X ! The movie is about some asshole serial killer ( …

Clever Name Podcast 51 - Amazon Gift Card Winner And Angler Fish

March 14th, 2018


Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #20 - Whos A Bigger Douche

March 11th, 2018


We started todays show talking about our new biggest fan. A girl who went above and beyond for the show ;). Make sure to listen to find out what happened. Then we talk about our contest that is still going on to win a …

Clever Name Podcast 50 - Tortureing Dan!!

March 7th, 2018


Watch Us On Twitch Here: Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: Dan gets …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #19 - Attempted Murder, Stds And Advice

March 4th, 2018


We start the show talking about a woman who tried to murder a girl who looked like her to steal her identity, with a cheesecake. We do the draw for our Gaming gift card and we announce the winner. Then we talk about our …

Clever Name Podcast 49 - Ryan And Crystal's STD Story

February 28th, 2018


Ryan and Dan are joined by Crystal today and they start the show off by addressing their unsuccessful twitch channel. Then Ryan lays it out on Dan …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #18 - Dreams, Dick Problems And Devild Advocate

February 25th, 2018


If you want to sign up for our contest for a gaming gift card of your choice, go to enter your email. ending Tuesday February 27th. We start the show by talking about how dan STILL has not gone out …

Clever Name Podcast 48 - We Are Out Of Food And Getting Walked In On

February 22nd, 2018


Ryan and Dan start off the show by freaking out about a commercial they saw on tv ! The commercial was talking about a shortage of meat in the world and for people to stop eating meat on Mondays. Fuck that noise, Ryan …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #17 - Describing Porn

February 18th, 2018


Dan will have to go out on the street and and embarrass himself because you guys commented and said you wanted it. Next Ryan talks about a Rush concert he went to when he was younger. He was kicked out for smoking weed …

Clever Name Podcast 47 - Germans Are Dying From Masturbation

February 14th, 2018


Comment if you want to see Dan do some man on the street interviews. Today we talk about the study that was released saying that 100 Germans are dying every year from masturbation. We discuss the stories resealed in …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #16 - Dan's Two Lies And A Truth & Sex Advice

February 11th, 2018


Today we do Dans Two Lies and A Truth and Ryan and Crystal compete. The loser will have to go down on the winner. A heated battle ensues. Then we give the best sex advice known to the internet by answering the craziest …

Clever Name Podcast 46 - Password

February 7th, 2018


Ryan, Dan and Crystal are starting off the show talking about the old game show Password ! They plan on reincarnating and playing the game for their …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #15 - Who Is More Manly

February 4th, 2018


We start the show by talking about an underage girl who was charged with distributing child pornography of herself. Then Ryan gives and update on his new job. A breaking update coming out of California. House parties …

Clever Name Podcast 45 - Weridest Places To Masturbate

January 31st, 2018


We have a new contest for a gaming gift card and all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list at Then we talk about crystals hand and how she hurt it. If you want to see her hand you can …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #14 - Impressions And Crazy Girlfriends

January 28th, 2018


Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about Dan's disgusting pimple on his face. Then Ryan talks about how he cheated to get his drivers test ( sucked the guys dick ) and we all had good chuckle. Somehow that …

Clever Name Podcast 44 - Getting A U-haul DIRTY

January 24th, 2018


Ryan starts the show with a story about a man who was charged with sexual assault for touching a girls breast during consensual sex. Then Ryan …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #13 - Crazy Ex Girlfriends, Penis Problems And Ryans Work

January 21st, 2018


Dan talks about his peeing issues and we are now streaming on twitch not youtube. Ryan Talks about zits in weird spots and what is going on with his work. Lastly we go over ryans ex girlfriend and the crazy girlfriends …

BONUS SHOW !!! Clever Name Podcast 43.5

January 18th, 2018


We didnt want to stop our show so we made and extra show this week. Right after our last show we recorded this. Ryan talks about his "homework" that he had to do. Also how he has found a new "religion"

Clever Name Podcast 43 - Youtube And Shit

January 17th, 2018


Youtube is fucking us again because they removed one of our videos for sexually explicit content and nudity. Now we can no longer live stream on …

Sports Quiz Crystal Vs Dan And Glory Holes - Clever Name Hour Podcast #12

January 14th, 2018


Crystal is on the show today and we have a competition. We want to find out who knows more about sports Dan or Crystal. Ryan created a quiz with Baseball, Football, Hockey and Basketball questions and we find out who …

Clever Name Podcast 42 - How To Have Sex

January 10th, 2018


We talk about our new goal of 5000 subscribers by this time next year! Then we give the internet the sex advice it desperately needed by answering any question about sex.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #11 - Youtube Or PornHub Comment

January 7th, 2018


We open the show with a news story about a new video game about called Harambe Kong. Then we give an update on ass play and crystals long nails. We have a conversation about if guys had vaginas. Then We play the PornHub …

Clever Name Podcast 41 - Crystal Talks About Sex

January 3rd, 2018


Crystal is on the show again! We start the show talking about an man who got is testicle bitten off during "passionate love making". Then we ask crystal questions we all wanted to know and it turns very dirty.

DarkNet Price Is Right With Crystal - Clever Name Hour Podcast # 10

January 2nd, 2018


We talk about a man with a 19 inch penis and his every day struggles. Then Dan has to spin the punishment wheel. Lastly we get Crystal on the show and play Dark Net Price Is Right where we guess the price of illegal …

Clever Name Podcast 40 - What Got Stuck In Someones Butt

December 27th, 2017


We talk about Ryans unfortunate morning and how we have fixed our live streams. If you want to watch our show live subscribe to our patreon here: Then we play the game "Is it a …

Christmas Show 2017 *Live

December 26th, 2017


Ryan gives dan a gift then we talk about why we dislike Christmas. Then we answer some questions the internet has about Canada like "Is Canadian an easy language to learn". We close with some new stories about at home …

Clever Name Podcast 39 - High News With Cow Shit Powered Cars

December 21st, 2017


We do our favorite segment "High News" where Ryans gets really high and we go over the most important news stories.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #8 - Condoms, Odds Game And Sex Advice

December 17th, 2017


We talk about our first condom experiences and talk about the stickers we sent out. Then Se play the odds game where we try to guess what has better odds then the lottery. Finally we give some much needed sex advice to …

Clever Name Collaboration - Dear God Its Me 30

December 17th, 2017


Here is the show Ryan did with 2 girls from California that do a podcast about being in their thirties. This starts a bit slow but becomes one of our funniest interviews.

Clever Name Podcast 38 - Crystals Revenge And Dans Gets Gross

December 13th, 2017


Crystals on the show again and we talk about the show that Ryan recorded with 2 girls from California that will be released tomorrow. Then Crystal says she has a better story then Ryan and one Ups him.Then Dan gets …

Clever Name Hour Podcast # 7 - Dan Smokes Boner Weed, Worst Thing You've Ever Done, High News & More

December 10th, 2017


Dan is ready to smoke the weed that is supposed to make you horny and we see what happens. Then we see if the worst things we have ever done can stand up to the worst things the internet did. Then we do our best segment …

Clever Name Podcast 37 - Weed That Gives Erections

December 6th, 2017


We wanted to get salvia for Ryan to smoke on the show. We sent Dan out to find some and he came back with something called "Dutch Magic Bud". We found that its an aphrodisiac and we try to get dan to smoke it.

Clever Name Hour Podcast # 6 - Girlfriend Shit Story, Ginger Judge And Things The Internet Named

December 3rd, 2017


We talk about Ryan's ex girlfriends shit story and why you should keep your shit private. Then we do Dan signature segment "Ginger Judge" when we go …

Clever Name Podcast 36 - We Prove Evolution

November 29th, 2017


Guess the tits !! if you can guess whos boobs we used for crystal in our last episode and we will send you a sticker. Big foot vs Yeti, who will win? Are they the same thing? We will find out. Then we talk about the …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #5 - What Chick Will My Girlfriend Fuck

November 26th, 2017


We talk about our new logo and mascot. Also we talk about sucking the wrong dicks. Then we have Crystal on the show and we play "Who will my …

Clever Name Podcast 35 - Can We Get Sponsored By A Porn Shop

November 22nd, 2017


Dan has the idea that we should be sponsored by a adult movie store or a sex shop. Dan records himself trying to get him us sponsored and …

Clever Name Hour Podcast #4 - Weed Vs Alcohol, Parenting Advice And Sucking The Wrong Dicks

November 19th, 2017


0:08 Dan drinks and Ryan smokes 2:35 Drinking vs smoking game 5:50 Ryans addicted to weed 1149 What makes you stupider ? 20:45 Smoking when in your parents house 23:47 The best parenting advise ever given 25:20 Dans a …

Clever Name Podcast 34 - Jerking Off In Front Of Women

November 15th, 2017


Ryan pees his pants and we try to find out why. Then we discuss the rumors about Louis CK and we have some interesting ideas.

Clever Name Hour Podcast # 3 - Instagram Model Or Teacher Who Fuck Students

November 12th, 2017


0:10 Would you fuck your teacher 0:53 Hot teacher talk 5:15 Instagram or teacher who fucked students 13:14 Sex at bible camp 37:57 Would you fuck a …

Clever Name Podcast 33 - Analyzing Zach Blowing Himself

November 8th, 2017


Its been a year since the Ryan and Aaron Show started and we talk about the old shows. Cod is back and we change the game play to WWII. Dan got a new …

Clever Name Hour Podcast 2 - Heroin, Noses, Broken Bones And Holding Dicks

November 5th, 2017


This is our second hour long podcast and now we have face cam too. We talk about new equipment broken bones and drugs. 0:12 Intro bong toke 0:22 How …

Clever Name Podcast 32 - Sex Advise With Zach

November 1st, 2017


Zach (Tin tim) is back on the show and has an amazing story about how to give a blowjob. Zach has been in the military for months now and is ready to talk about it.

Clever Name Podcast 31 - Ass To Mouth

October 29th, 2017


We talk about the porn we watch and who is in it. Then we talk about ass play and how to do it. Ryan shares his own experiences.


October 27th, 2017


0:15 What the fuck are we? 3:15 Donald Trumps butt hole 6:50 Tits is how we get popular 15:10 Crystal joins 21:25 Crystal gets on mic and talks about …

Clever Name Podcast 30 - Winner Of The Dumb Contest

October 25th, 2017


We finish the dumb game where we find out who is dumbest on the show by who has done the dumbest things.

Clever Name Podcast 29 - Who Is The Dumbest

October 22nd, 2017

We try to find out which one of us is the smartest one on the show by figuring out who is the dumbest. I made a list of dumb thing people have done and assigned points to them. If you have done it you get point and the …

Clever Name Podcast 28 - Crystal Is A Lesbian

October 20th, 2017


We talk about our dicks and crystal. Crystals has some new experiences with girls and Ryan is unsure how he feels about it. Lastly we talk anal sex and how you get it done.

Clever Name Podcast 27 - Jon Quit Or Is That A Joke

October 20th, 2017


We explain what happened to Jon. We go over the fight Ryan and Jon had and we talk about the best show we ever recorded.

Clever Name Podcast 26 - High News

October 20th, 2017


We do our signature segment High News. This is were Ryan gets high and reads the news.... very complex. This time we talk about a drunk duck and a meth masturbation.

People Are Real Dumb - Clever Name Podcast 25

October 8th, 2017


We try and episode where we don't use any game play and just use our face cam. We answers some of some very dumb questions and Dan tells the best …

Guy With 2.2 Pounds Of Gold In His Butt - Clever Name Podcast 24

October 4th, 2017


Dan is gone again so Jon and I go over some important news. Including Lego ISIS sets and drunk canoeing.

Clever Name Podcast 23 - Very High Pube Shaving

October 1st, 2017


Dan inst on the show today and Ryan and Jon get very high. Then we talk about shaving habits and sexting. Then we answer some high questions.

Clever Name Podcast 22 - 2 Lies And A Truth

September 27th, 2017


This is the first of our three part shows for 2 lies and a truth. This is where we tell on true story and two fake stories and this time its Ryans turn. If you want to see this episode with a face cam go here:

Clever Name Podcast 21 - Jerking Off

September 24th, 2017


We basically talk about jerking off the whole show. We also have a new addition to the show, our friend Jon who will join us from time to time.

Clever Name Podcast 20 - Ginger Judge

September 20th, 2017


This is our new segment ginger judge where we rule on the dumbest court cases

Clever Name Podcast 19 - Threesome Story

September 17th, 2017


First Ryan gets upset that we didn't reach our goal on the last video. Then Ryan had a left over story from our last show and it is a good one. We find out how Dan got cock blocked and whats going on with Ryan's dog …

Clever Name Podcast 18 - What Is The Lie

September 16th, 2017


IF THIS VIDEO GETS 22 LIKES WE WILL POST OUR FACE CAM VIDEO!! We talk about dirty underwear and when you should change them. Then we play two lies ad …

Clever Name Podcast 17 - The Worst Porn Catagory

September 10th, 2017


We made a bracket of all of the worst porn categories and we try to find out what one is the worst. This includes menstruation porn, scat porn, feltching and many more. Let us know what you think the worst one is and …

Clever Name Podcast 16 - The Laws Of Porn

September 6th, 2017


First we find out what are the top porn categories. Then we find out what is illegal in porn and discuss weird laws surrounding porn from around the world.

Clever Name Podcast 15 - Pubes And Ryan Gets Embarrassed

September 3rd, 2017


0:20 We talk about about Dan's pubes and we find out once and for all if gingers have red pubes. 8:02 We read a fan the best fan embarrassing story so far! 10:13 Ryan's Embarrassing Story 16:13 Talking about strip clubs …

Clever Name Podcast 14 - Embarrassing Stories

August 30th, 2017


We talk about a possible face reveal and the Call of duty WWII. Then we tell some embarrassing stories some involving Dan ass.

Clever Name Podcast 13 - Google Family Fude

August 27th, 2017


I have Crystal and Dan on and we play Google Family Feud where we guess the top Google auto fill answers. Crystal and Dan go head to head, see who is the best at guessing the dumb things people have Googled!

Clever Name Podcast 12 - Important Info And Slut Game

August 23rd, 2017


Fast forward to the game - 14:02 Dan is here to stay and we go over what we will be doing over the next few weeks. Then we play the slut game where …

Clever Name Podcast 11 - New Co-Host?1

August 20th, 2017


I ran out of call of duty game play so Dan gave me some game play from battlefield. Then we go over some casual encounters to see who is looking to fuck in our neighborhood

Dear Daniel - Clever Name Podcast 10

August 19th, 2017


I try a new replacement for Aaron, my high school friend Daniel. We answer some dumb questions including are thy lesbians or Lebanese and do …

Crystals Fucked Up And George Game - Clever Name Podcast 9

August 10th, 2017


Crystal and I go over why I haven't made a show in awhile and we hear about Crystals fucked up back. Then we play Does George Know It, where we find out what my drug dealer knows

Best STDs - Clever Name Podcast 8 -

August 1st, 2017


Crystal and I try to find out what STD is by putting them head to head and see what one you would most like to have. Aid vs Herpies, Crabs vs …

Would You Rather And TLC Game With Crystal - Clever Name Podcast 7

July 24th, 2017


Some fans have sent in some would you rather questions so I get Crystal to answer them. Also we play the TLC game where we guess what TLC shows are …

This Is The Show - Clever Name Podcast 6

July 19th, 2017


Just going over a few show things and talking about some stories. This includes one of my good fans turning into our number 1 troll.

Pedophile Songs - Clever Name Podcast 5

July 13th, 2017


I fond a few songs that have a very rapey vibe and yet are still big hits. So this is my top 7 creepy songs about having sex with under age girls.

Clever Name Podcast 4 - Fucked Up Missed Connections and High News

July 9th, 2017


I fly solo on this show so I go through some of the missed connections near my town and some of them are pretty fucked up. I also do the critically …

Ryan And Aaron Show 65 - What Guy Would You Fuck

July 6th, 2017


Ever wondered what guy youd want to fuck. Me either, but we are sill going to find out

Ryan And Aaron Show 64 - Ryans Story And Porn Terms

July 6th, 2017


Ryan got caught. Doing what? Youll have to find out

Ryan And Aaron Show 63 - The George Game

July 6th, 2017


George is a crazy dude and we are going to find out what he knows. You'll be shocked at what he doesnt

Ryan And Aaron Show 62 - Porn Searches Mp3

July 6th, 2017


What are the top porn searches in Russia? We are here to find out

Ryan And Aaron Show 61 - Shock Geography Test

July 6th, 2017


Aaron asks Ryan geography questions and when hes wrong he gets shocked

Ryan And Aaron Show 60 - Age Of Concent

July 6th, 2017


We find out the age of consent for countries around the world

Ryan And Aaron Show 59 - Supply Drops and Rap

July 6th, 2017


Ryan And Aaron Show 59 - Supply Drops and Rap by Ryan

Ryan And Aaron Show 56 - MWR And Have You Ever

July 6th, 2017


We talk about modern warfare and we play another game of have you ever.

Ryan And Aaron Show 55 - WTF Happend To My Car And Sound Fx

July 6th, 2017


Some crazy shit happened to Ryans car and hes pissed

Ryan And Aaron Show 54 - Fast Food Game

July 6th, 2017


We try to figure out what fast food restaurant make what crazy burger

Ryan And Aaron Show 53 - Return Of The Online Arguments

July 6th, 2017


We brought back online arguments where we decide who wins online debates

Ryan And Aaron Show 52 - Would You Rather Again

July 6th, 2017


We play the fan favorite Would You Rather and it gets crazy.

Ryan And Aaron Show 51 - What Celebrity Did It

July 6th, 2017


Ryan found some crazy stories about celebrities and we guess who did it.

Ryan And Aaron Show 50 - 50th Episode And Have You Ever

July 6th, 2017


Its our 50th episode so we decided to get to know each other better so we asked each other have you ever?

Ryan And Aaron Show 48 - CaptinThunder Fuck

July 6th, 2017


Ryan And Aaron Show 48 - CaptinThunder Fuck by Ryan

Ryan And Aaron Show 47 - Rant About Cod + Tips On Getting All Camos

July 6th, 2017


Ryan rants about cod and the challenges in the game. He gives some tips of how to finish everything.

Ryan And Aaron Show 46 - The Worst Of Porn

July 6th, 2017


We recap some of the grossest stories from porn sets told by porn stars

Ryan And Aaron Show 45 - Parents Are The Worst 3

July 6th, 2017


We read the worst stories from the worst parents

Ryan And Aaron Show 43 - Stick Your Dick In It

July 6th, 2017


We see what people have stuck their dicks in

Ryan And Aaron Show 42 - F Marry Kill

July 6th, 2017


We play a game of Fuck Marry Kill with people and things

Ryan And Aaron Show 41 - Florida Is Fucked Up

July 6th, 2017


We talk about some the the most fucked up stories coming out of Florida

Ryan And Aaron Show 40 - Who Would You Fuck Bracket

July 6th, 2017


We have to choose who we would fuck from the girls we least want to fuck

Ryan And Aaron Show 39 - Medical Advice With Doctor Aaron

July 6th, 2017


We give all the advise to all the people seeking medical advise on the internet

Ryan And Aaron Show 38 - Cod Brackets And Show Poll

July 6th, 2017


We find out what is the worst Call of Duty of all time

Exclusive Podcast Number 1 - Aaron Finds Love In Prison

July 6th, 2017


This is our first exclusive podcast where this is just for the fans on ITunes and Google Play. We try to find Aaron a some one to date in prison

Ryan And Aaron Show 34 - Would You Rather

July 6th, 2017


We play a game of would you rather but with some of the grossest questions ever.

Ryan And Aaron Show 33 - Potatos and Show Stuff

July 6th, 2017


we talk about the grossest story involving a potato and a vagina and then get some show stuff done.

Ryan And Aaron Show 31 - Best Questions On Yahoo Answers

July 6th, 2017


People ask dumb questions on yahoo answers and we are here to answer them.

Ryan And Aaron Show 30 - Missed Connections

July 6th, 2017


Listen to us talk about some hilarious posts on the site missed connections

Ryan And Aaron Show 29 - Sex Stories Part 2

July 6th, 2017


This is part 2 of us going over internet sex questions

Ryan And Aaron Show 28 - Sex Stories Part 1

July 6th, 2017


Part one of the funniest / grossest internet sex stories

Ryan And Aaron Show 27 - Dating Profiles

July 6th, 2017


We talk about some dating profiles that you'll defiantly want to hear about.

Ryan And Aaron Show 26 - Porn And Funny 911 Calls

July 6th, 2017


We talk about girls from high school doing porn and some of the funniest 911 calls.

Ryan And Aaron Show 25 - Weird Price Is Right

July 6th, 2017


We try to guess the price of the more ridiculous items for sale on amazon.

Ryan And Aaron Show 23 - Guess The Crime

July 6th, 2017


We try to guess the crime from the criminals mug shot.

Ryan And Aaron Show 21 - Nutella Burger

July 6th, 2017


We go over emails and try a nutella burger we talked about on a previous show

Ryan And Aaron Show 20 - Parents Are The Worst 2

July 6th, 2017


We talk about some of the worst stories from parents ever

Ryan And Aaron Show 19 - Zombies and Airsoft

July 6th, 2017


We go over zombies in infinite warfare and talk about some stories while playing airsoft.

Ryan And Aaron Show 18 - Crazy News Stories

July 6th, 2017


Ryan And Aaron Show 18 - Crazy News Stories by Ryan

Ryan And Aaron Show 17 - Walmart Audio

July 6th, 2017


We go over some of the funnier stories about the customers of Walmart.

Exclusive Podcast Number 6 - Locksmith Stories

July 6th, 2017


This is our sixth podcast and we have a guest. Alex the locksmith joins us and we talk about some of the crazier stories he has had while working. This includes a suicidal man and a crackhead in a trailer. Let us know …

Exclusive Podcast Number 5 - Mandella Effect

July 6th, 2017


Have you ever wondered why its The berenstain bears and not the berenstien bears or why C3p0 has a silver leg yet no one remembers it that way? Probably because we are living in an alternate universe from when we grew …

Exclusive Podcast Number 4 - Black Dynamite

July 6th, 2017


We review the movie Black Dynamite! If you haven't seen it I strongly recommend it. This movie covers everything from small dicks to president Nixon …

Clever Name Podcast 3 - My Girlfriend Crystal And Tinder

July 6th, 2017


I go over some new stuff that will be coming out soon and the starting of the Clever Name Podcast's Patrion. Sign up and show your support: Next I talk to my girlfriend Crystal …

Zack Gets A Blowjob - Clever Name Podcast 2

July 2nd, 2017


Zach joins me on the show and he has recently got his first blowjob but we soon find out that there is much more to the story. Things get pretty funny so I hope you enjoy it. If you want to get on the show all you need …

Votes And High News - Clever Name Podcast 1

July 2nd, 2017


I go through all of the votes for the new name and the new show name is "Clever Name". The number on pick was "shit show" but it was taken but so many people. I also discuss the intro song vote and start the intro video …

I Date Crazy Girls

June 28th, 2017


A woman yells in a doctors office because she wants a white doctor. Also I talk about my crazy ex girlfriend and it makes you wonder how someone …

What The Fucks My Name

June 28th, 2017


I need a new name for this show, so whoever comes up with the best name sends it to me will win a T-shirt with offensive things on it. Also I need …

I Guess It's Over

June 28th, 2017


Aaron decided today that he does not want to do the show anymore, so I explain what happened and what happens now.

Exclusive Podcast Number 3 - Salvia and Cod Talk

March 10th, 2017


This is our third exclusive podcast and this time is salvia talk. We discuss some of the experiences we have had smoking or being around people who smoked salvia. Also we discuss call of duty and the challenges in the …

Exclusive Podcast Number Two - Aaron Finds Love With Prisoner

February 11th, 2017


Aaron needs to find love, so naturally we went to and checked out some of the ladies. We pick some of the best candidates and play a dating game. We go through the profiles and Aaron picks the one he …

Ryan And Aaron Show 22 - Internet Sex Advise

December 20th, 2016


We give sex advise to some of the funniest, grossest, most fucked up sex questions asked on the internet. Including the most disgusting masturbation …

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