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CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast

122 EpisodesProduced by Laurent Courtines, Mike SalernoWebsite

Laurent Courtines and Mike Salerno, two wacky American sports fans, talk nonsense about things that make most people uncomfortable. And sometimes Premier League football.Follow us to make sure you never miss an episode!Twitter: https://twitter.com/SqueakyBum_PodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/s… read more

122 Episodes | 2019 - 2021

Manchester City lose the Champions League. Heartbreak, sadness and redemption.

June 2nd, 2021

46:44

In this episode, of the Squeaky Bum Tim podcast, Mike gives us the intro to through it to the sadness and feelings of Laurent on the day his beloved Manchester City bottle the final.

We question Pep. Why make radical …

Chelsea gave me Hemorrhoids: Manchester City v Chelsea Champions League Final Preview

May 29th, 2021

48:24

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent has hemorrhoids, both literally and metaphorically ahead of this weekend's Champions League Final between his beloved Manchester City and Chelsea.

He spends most …

Episode #71 - Final Review of the Premier League Season, Squeaky Bum Time Season 1 Bad Takes!

May 25th, 2021

36:49

In Episode #71 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recount some of dumbest things that have happened over the past 70 episodes like:

Episode #70 - 2020-21 Premier League Superlatives! Player of the Year: Harry Kane or Ruben Dias?

May 21st, 2021

45:49

In Episode #70 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent argue over who the Premier League Player of the Year should be, break down their …

Episode #69 - Kane To Leave Tottenham? Chelsea's Trophy Choke, Liverpool's Miraculous Goalie Goal!

May 18th, 2021

18:22

In Episode #69 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike compares the annual tradition of the English media trying to take Harry Kane away from Tottenham to the recent Star Wars films: lazy and repetitive! Also:

Chelsea fall …

Episode #68 - Checking In Around Europe, And the Women's Champions League!

May 14th, 2021

48:32

In Episode #68 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent waxes poetic about Manchester City picking up their second trophy of the season, as Manchester United's loss on Tuesday handed the Cityzens the Premier League …

Episode #67 - Football Makes You Feel: Man City Are Champions League Finalists

May 7th, 2021

42:00

In Episode #67 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike lets Laurent run about the pure numbing bliss of seeing his team make it to the Champions League Final. We've got an all-English Final for the second time in three …

Episode #66 - Old Trafford Insurrection: The Inmates Have Taken The Asylum

May 4th, 2021

50:28

In Episode #66 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent give their take on the madness in Manchester that caused the match between Man …

Episode #65 - Still All To Play For in the Champions League Semis!

April 30th, 2021

42:01

In Episode #65 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the results of the first leg of the two Champions League semifinals, both …

Episode #64 - Man City Win Carabao Cup, Set Sights on Champions League Semis

April 27th, 2021

46:20

In Episode #64 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent review the painfully dominant Very Special El Douchico Carabao Cup Final won by …

Episode #63 - RIP Super League, Previewing the El Douchico Cup Final!

April 23rd, 2021

51:17

In Episode #63 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the incredible crash and burn of the now-defunct European Super League--that was fast!
They also explain the changes that actually passed in …

Episode #62 - European Super League, Mourinho Sacked, Mass Hysteria!

April 19th, 2021

44:36

In Episode #62 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent have a lot to talk about!
Jose Mourinho SACKED as Tottenham Hotspur manager! Mike …

Episode #61 - Champions League Update: City Make It Past The Quarters But PSG Await!

April 15th, 2021

37:38

In Episode #61 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we discuss the latest Champions League action including Manchester City surviving a scare from Dortmund and Real Madrid as a scrappy, lovable underdog? How is that …

Episode #60 - The Premier League state of the league. Where we are for every club.

April 13th, 2021

30:37

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent flies solo to give us an update on the entire league. Where they are? Where they are going? …

Episode #59 - Is the Champions League Choke on Again for Man City?

April 9th, 2021

33:47

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the latest twist in the Mourinho-Spurs saga, how the Champions League quarterfinals are shaping up, and look ahead to a BIG weekend battle …

Episode #58 - Same As It Ever Was

April 6th, 2021

14:50

In this episode Laurent flies solo and talks through narratives in football and how they are persistent. Do narratives stick to teams, or do the …

Episode #57 - Rest Easy, AFTV's Claude Callegari

April 2nd, 2021

36:18

In Episode #57 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent mourn the loss of Arsenal Fan TV's Claude, a staple who had brought us so much enjoyment over the years. We then dive into what makes fan media so …

Episode #56 - An Ode to Sergio Aguero

March 30th, 2021

32:55

In Episode #56 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent and Mike react to the news that Sergio Aguero will depart Manchester City at the end of the season, closing the book on one of the more storied eras in Premier …

Episode #55 - Examining the Changing Trends in American Sports Television

March 26th, 2021

40:51

In Episode #55 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the rapidly changing media landscape of American football (ahem, soccer) and some of the trends we've noticed as CBS recently locked up rights to …

Cheating on Your Lover with Brighton, in Brighton and Hove, and Albion.

March 23rd, 2021

24:42

Mike and Laurent discuss sports adultery, because Laurent is spoiled as a Manchester City fan. His beloved Brighton produce a resounding 3-0 win over …

Spurs being Spursy - Do a Reverse Ajax, Giving Chelsea’s Mendy Some Credit!

March 19th, 2021

35:03

Mike and Laurent try to make sense of Tottenham's second-half collapse as they crash out of the Europa League and what that means for Jose Mourinho. …

"Lamela and Sanchez" by William Shakespeare

March 16th, 2021

42:59

Mike and Laurent walk through every twist and turn of the very Shakespearean North London Derby. Benched Arsenal players, Rabona goals, red cards, and goal-line clearances. All of it!

The exact podcast you need for the …

Who Replaces Messi and Ronaldo? North London Derby Preview!

March 12th, 2021

27:38

Mike and Laurent review the mid-week Champions League and Europa League results, and wonder who will take up the Messi-Ronaldo mantle when they're …

Klopp Out? Gerrard...In?!

March 9th, 2021

36:53

Mike and Laurent discuss the job Steven Gerrard has done at Rangers, and question why there hasn't been ANY criticism of Jurgen Klopp after losing …

There's Only One Team In England

March 5th, 2021

30:32

Mike and Laurent go in-depth on Tottenham's tactics in today's cagey 1-0 win over Fulham, discuss Chelsea's resurgence under Thomas Tuchel and look …

Get It Together, Brighton!

March 2nd, 2021

29:10

Laurent and Mike revel in the ridiculousness that is Brighton and Hove Albion. They're so good, and yet they can't score to save their lives.

We also …

Arsenal's Store-Brand Ajax Moment! Mid-Week European Review

February 26th, 2021

29:14

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, we discuss the results of the mid-week Champions League and Europa League matches and look ahead to …

West Ham? WEST HAM!

February 23rd, 2021

42:23

We try to tell the difference between Liverpool and Spurs at the moment, figure out if Chelsea is in fact for real, and begrudgingly commend current …

Five reasons you watch Manchester United (and the 3 reasons you don't) Narrative in the Premier League

February 16th, 2021

18:48

Laurent flies solo and discusses narrative in the Premier League. Why it seems so narrow? Why there is so little access and what sources there are.

El Douchico Part 2 Preview! Could Pep Kill Mourinho?

February 12th, 2021

39:32

Mike and Laurent gear up for the second El Douchico of the season as a reeling Tottenham travel to face white hot Manchester City. Does a blowout get …

Liverpool v Manchester City review: The Age of Foden is Upon Us!

February 9th, 2021

45:17

Mike is back and has concerns about accountability with referees. Manchester City break an 18-year drought and win at Anfield 1-4 ruining Liverpool's …

It happens again - Manchester United win 9-0. Liverpool breached by Seagulls. Manchester City v Liverpool preview

February 5th, 2021

16:27

Laurent flies solo after Mike puts his hand in a wood chipper. Liverpool are collapsing and Ralph Hasenhüttl has to pick his team up off the deck …

A Couple of Duds. The Transfer Deadline and Arsenal vs Manchester United. Regulation battle over?

February 2nd, 2021

36:29

Mike still recovering his soul. We talk the transfer deadline. The narrative flips, the transfer deadline and #Oleout with another loss going to come …

Liverpool Break Mike, City Top Table With Statement Win

January 29th, 2021

46:28

Mike sounds off on a joyless, hapless Tottenham getting put to the sword by a clinical Liverpool and considers how one might fit Jose Mourinho into a …

Chelsea Sack Fat Frank! FA Cup Review, Tottenham-Liverpool Preview

January 26th, 2021

31:57

We say farewell to Frank Lampard, who was sacked by Chelsea this morning, review the FA Cup Fourth Round action and prepare for Tottenham-Liverpool …

Fortress Anfield Breached Liverpool lose to Burnley. Manchester City top of the league. United now Pogba's team plus Leicester have a chance.

January 22nd, 2021

37:55

In Episode #80 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recap a short, but wild week in the Premier League! Teams are reaching the halfway …

Premier League half season review. And the status of every team and what they need to do.

January 19th, 2021

46:00

After a week off, we're back with a new show format! In Episode #79 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit, we take you through the ENTIRE table, top-to-bottom, and discuss the storylines attached to each club.

* Manchester …

FA Cup 3rd Round review and a SPECIAL GUEST!!!

January 17th, 2021

27:25

In Episode #78 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the merits of the FA Cup's third round, if the "Magic of the Cup" is a real thing, and then preview the next few days' worth of Premier …

Carabao Cup Clash Review. Mourinho and Pep Square off. Cup history and the Fa Cup 3rd round preview

January 8th, 2021

20:01

In this episode Laurent flies solo to discuss all things Cup in England. History, his love of them and to review:

  • Spurs verses Brentford.

Liverpool slipping. Manchester United Rising, Manchester City Lurking and the rest of the Premier League Round 17 round up.

January 5th, 2021

43:03

Liverpool sputtering verses Southampton

United making a statement verse Aston Villa

Manchester City reclaiming their credentials verses a dying …

Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United verses Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur vs. Leeds

January 1st, 2021

17:18

Reviews and previews of the Premier League matches coming and going!

  • REVIEWS
  • Liverpool drop point AGAIN!
  • Chelsea sputtering verses ascendent Villa

Premier League Boxing Day Fixture Review - Arteta IN! Lampard OUT! Boring City and does anyone want to win this league?

December 29th, 2020

44:01

Overall - no one wants to win this league. Leagues drawing, dropping points. Covid is hitting pretty bad in England. Not sure what is going to happen in the next few days.

Of the top 11 teams, only 2 wins.... Everton …

Poch in at PSG. Plus we preview the big Boxing Day fixture list of the Premier League. And Arteta's loser leaves town match Arsenal v Chelsea.

December 24th, 2020

33:52

An EARLY release on Christmas eve! We pod on the meaning of Pochettino to Paris Saint Germaine.
We check in on the meaning of the Carabao Cup and review the Semifinal match ups.
We check in on Mikes feelings of …

Liverpool put the hammer down. Manchester United batter Leeds. Arsenal and Manchester City need Football Cialis and the rest of the Premier League reviews

December 22nd, 2020

44:15

Mike has an opener on narrative... Spurs going to win one week, Ole out to Spurs, spur-sing to United challenging for the league.

United 6-2 Leeds
Insane game... Leeds what can we say? Fun times. Best United performance …

Premier League Matchweek 13 reactions. Spurs Liverpool takes. Did the best team win? Are we stuck with crap football? City and Arsenal terrible.

December 18th, 2020

43:12

Liverpool 2-1 Tottenham...
This one is for Mike to cover.... I thought Spurs were great. I thought Aurier was great. I thought Spurs could have won …

Manchester Derby Dud! Champions League Draw, Tottenham-Liverpool Kick Off Festive Period!

December 15th, 2020

32:24

we discuss a weekend where Manchester United, Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea ALL drop points! Also:

  • Negative football …

Episode #27 - Racism in Paris? Are We Sure? Champions League Review and Manchester Derby preview!

December 11th, 2020

45:51

In Episode #27 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we recap the final day of Champions League group stage action and look ahead to Saturday's Manchester Derby.

Close, but not enough! United's latest comeback bid falls …

Fans in the Stands for Jose's North London Derby Masterclass.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal review.

December 11th, 2020

46:33

In Episode #68 of the Podcast, the guys discuss Tottenham's dominant 2-0 victory over Arsenal in the North London Derby, discuss the beautiful …

UEFA Champions League Chaos and a North London Derby Preview and the rest of the Premier League for week 11

December 4th, 2020

51:26

In Episode #67 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, the guys discuss the Champions League Group Stage landscape with one matchday remaining, and look ahead to this weekend's North London Derby between Tottenham and Arsenal.

#66 Premier League match week 10 review and Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur thoughts. Champions League action recap.

December 2nd, 2020

27:27

In episode 66, Laurent flies solo again and laments the scourge that is VAR. The tyranny continues. Break down of:

  • Chelsea v Tottenham
  • Brighton V …

#65 Ode to Maradona Great but no Messi or Ronaldo Champions League Review Premier League preview Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur

November 27th, 2020

30:14

In this episode Mike is out so Laurent gives his hot takes on the great and powerful Diego Armando Maradona. A myth, and legend in life and death, …

#64 Premier League Review - Tottenham v City - Mourinho bests Guardiola Liverpool dominant Arsenal pathetic Chelsea romp. CFCP productions.

November 24th, 2020

51:06

In Episode 64 of the CFCP podcast, we break down Tottenham's 2-0 victory over Manchester City in this season's first iteration of El Douchico! Other …

Rapid Reaction: El Douchico! Manchester City fan rapid reaction and ANGER

November 22nd, 2020

8:55

There is a new typical City and it's the typical Pep City. Possession, shots, control, no end product. But this was worse than that. This time it was …

Rapid response - Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City. More CRAP from City.

November 21st, 2020

8:55

There is a new typical City and it's the typical Pep City. Possession, shots, control, no end product. But this was worse than that. This time it was …

#63 El Douchico! Tottenham-Manchester City Preview! Matchweek 9 Premier League preview Liverpool-Leicester

November 20th, 2020

48:38

In Episode 21 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we preview the biggest game of the week--at least to us--as Mike's Tottenham Hotspur take on Laurent's Manchester City in the twice-annual fixture known as "El Douchicho!"

#62 Mike and Laurent find something to talk about: Jurgen Klopp's Deal With the Devil and Wrexham AFC: The Gang Buys a Team

November 17th, 2020

33:40

In Episode #20 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike delves into the story behind all of Liverpool's sudden troubles after all that success, how …

#61 International Break. An Ode to Southampton FC, USMNT Finally Back in Action - Squeaky Bum Time CFCP Production

November 13th, 2020

43:35

#southamptonfc #ussoccer #bundesliga

In Episode #19 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent do a deep dive on what's made Southampton so …

Rapid response - The REIGN OF TERROR of VAR continues.

November 10th, 2020

5:39

The TERROR of VAR rapid reaction. It's 5 minutes listen to it. Subscribe to the podcast for more TAKES!!!
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#60 The Reign of Terror that is Premier League VAR. Manchester City v Liverpool. Manchester United v Everton and Arsenal blasted again.

November 10th, 2020

29:41

Episode 60 - Laurent flies solo and covers the entire matchweek 8 fixtures.

Robispierrre, The Reign of Terror and VAR.

The BIG one. Liverpool v …

#59 UEFA Champions League review with more Ole Out Plus previewing the Upcoming Manchester City-Liverpool Clash

November 6th, 2020

52:05

In Episode 17 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent look ahead to one of the biggest games of the year, Manchester City playing host to …

#58 Premier League Review of Matchweek 7 - VAR hate Manchester United fatigue. Arsenal liftoff, Liverpool heroics and Manchester City steel. Oh and Spurs stuff.

November 3rd, 2020

47:11

In Episode 58 Laurent goes off about what we're supposed to gain from the introduction of VAR in all of these key moments. Mike shouts out more unfair treatment of his main man Harry Kane from the English media, and …

#57 Champions League Round up. Narrative is weird without context. And Match Week 7 Premiers of Manchester United v Arsenal.

October 30th, 2020

44:08
Champions league Real Madrid terrible vs Gladbach. Thuram was fantastic. But fight back for the draw. Its a pulling back from catastrophe vs. a …

#56 Mike is back! Manchester United v Chelsea dud. Heroic Liverpool survive. Manchester City drift in a draw and Vardy does Arsenal AGAIN - Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod

October 27th, 2020

44:56

Run down - Preamble Champions League recap and the weirdness of COVID-19 Football. And players are human!

  • Manchester United 0-0 Chelsea.
    Both teams …

#55 One-man pod giving a quick run down on the Champions League and question the European Premier League - Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod

October 23rd, 2020

12:14

Run down -
One-man pod giving a quick run down on the Champions League and question the European Premier League


Follow us on Twitter …

#54 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - We review Spurs West Ham madness. Debug Liverpool exceptionalism and praise Aston Villa.... TOP OF THE LEAGUE

October 20th, 2020

43:20

Rundown.

  • Spurs -West Ham.Best half of the Mourinho era. Clearing something building. Respect to West Ham for kicking on. 
  • Everton - …

#53 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - Mike and Laurent talk to our First guest Jesse Marsh, a writer from the Athletic. We preview MASSIVE games

October 16th, 2020

59:09

Here is the rundown.

  • I defend Harry Maguire
  • We talk to Jesse Marsh of The Athletic about his beloved West Ham and do a deep dive on where the …

#52 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - Mike and Laurent talk our first negative review, sport cancel culture and the proposed premier league changes.

October 13th, 2020

37:16

We get our amazing first negative review. Read it on the air and BEG our new friend to please join us on the air!
Mike relays the seeds of sport …

Rapid response - Premier League Big Picture plan reaction.

October 12th, 2020

9:23

Project big picture

Of course it's a power grab.

The disparity between teams is so huge and the investments so huge, its in the best interest of the …

#51 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk sport TV. The evil of the international break. And winners and losers from the transfer deadline.

October 9th, 2020

44:30

Podcast rundown and notes.

EPL pay per view
why not just have a fucking sunday ticket?!
I thought peacock - nbc sports gold $5/month
and B/R live for …

#50 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk SCHADENFREUDE! And the biggest hump of the two biggest teams in English football. What a WEEK!

October 5th, 2020

22:58

In Episode #8 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent and Mike discuss how much joy they take in seeing their hated rivals lose, coming off the …

Rapid reaction to top of the league losing Liverpool Manchester United and Leicester all humped

October 4th, 2020

3:27

An incredible day of football. Nothing can prepare you for the greatest schadenfreude week in Premier League history. Liverpool and United set …

#49 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk famous in-game shits. And the rest of the Caraboa Cup

October 1st, 2020

41:22

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike delves into a pretty ridiculous
turn of events in this week's Tottenham-Chelsea match, we …

#48 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk City's catastrophe v Leicester and begin #PEPOUT, New manager options for City to shock Mike and more Premier League roundup.

September 29th, 2020

45:07

Mike and Laurent talk City's catastrophe v Leicester and begin #PEPOUT, New manager options for City to shock Mike and more Premier League roundup. Oh, and the Nazi's show up again....

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#47 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent (a cricket named Yaya and Aveline) talk Ted Lasso, this weeks fixtures, Steve Jobs being Adolf Hitler and the rest of the Premier League Weekend.

September 25th, 2020

21:13

 Mike and Laurent (a cricket named Yaya and Aveline) talk Ted Lasso, this weeks fixtures, Steve Jobs being Adolf Hitler and the rest of the Premier …

#46 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk the goal explosion in week 2. City's first match verse Wolves and review Liverpool v Chelsea

September 22nd, 2020

42:57

-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm …

#45 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent Talk Trophy Culture in England. The Return of Gareth Bale and preview Chelsea Liverpool.

September 18th, 2020

41:15

-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm …

#44 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent Talk Liverpool Leeds, Woman's Football... Rooting for Laundry and Gigantism.

September 15th, 2020

41:13

-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm …

#43 CFCP - Introducing Mike Salerno as a co-host. A summary of the 2019-2020 season. What are we doing? Where are we going!

September 10th, 2020

31:46

Mike Salerno joins. Because two crap pundits are better than one. This was a hardcore football only pod. If you are looking for other hijinks it will come. We are looking to podcast often. And we'll get it going! 


#42 More CoronaCraziness with a Special Guest! My SISTER. Simone Courtines guest star.

March 16th, 2020

49:14

Nothing better than siblings talking on a show. We're relaxed we know each other and cover all sorts of topics.
RUNNING ORDER

  1. Liverpool fucked 

#41 Manchester Derby, a Manchester DUD. Trump wants to be down, and fears Joe. Coronavirus mayhem and Laurent Reads Breitbart

March 9th, 2020

27:48

Skip around, but definitely stay for the reading of Breitbart comments.

RUNNING ORDER

  1. Manchester derby. City terrible. United quite good.
  2. SD …

#40 FORTY!!! City Real, Eating decent, Love for Hanford, Bizarreness of Bramlage and Breitbart comments.

February 29th, 2020

35:20

Skip around, but definitely stay for the reading of Breitbart comments.

RUNNING ORDER

  1. City in Europe
  2. Meaningless of sports fandom
  3. Eating …

#39 Taking topic requests - Bloomberg, Baseball and the ever popular D!&k$

February 20th, 2020

24:49

No soccer but lots of other shit. Enjoy

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#38 Manchester City receive the "Death Penalty" - banned from the UEFA Champions League for 2 years.

February 15th, 2020

17:48

This is an all City all soccer pod. If you are looking for some of my other stuff... don't listen... I go into the history of City with Uefa and some of the reasons, with all the corruption in sport, City are being made …

#37 - Something something... sports, history, world war one, Ayn Rand and other things....

February 11th, 2020

20:20

I'm talking to myself in my garage... get involved.

--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cfcp-podcast/message Support this podcast:

#36 Three month break... Little Football, Liverpool recreate the Somme & I read the news from Drudge and Breitbart... oh and I read the comments

February 4th, 2020

23:20

--------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm …

#35 Pro/Rel takes AGAIN. Liverpool v City review. Spurs fire and hire a coach! Premier League where we are. Matchweek Preview

November 22nd, 2019

26:48

On Today's Show:

  1. Not crap football anymore - so says my shrink
  2. Liverpool City takes
  3. Pochettino out! Mourinho IN
  4. Ladies Sports ideas

#34 Deep cuts on Pro/Rel for ALL SPORTS. Premier League where we are. Matchweek Preview

November 1st, 2019

30:47

On Today's Show:

  1. Shout outs
  2. Everything like soccer.
  3. World Series sadness
  4. Where are we in the premier league
  5. Preview of match week 11

#33 - Back from New York City and my love of piles of Garbage! - Premier league review and Preview.

October 18th, 2019

13:33

On Today's Show:

  1. Shout outs
  2. International break
    Racism Bulgaria England
  3. War in China
    NBA
  4. Baseball? #sad
  5. Summary Match Week 8 & 9

#32 - Live From New York City - the international break! Premier league review and Preview.

October 11th, 2019

7:45

On Today's Show:

  • Shout outs
  • Premier League Match week 8 review

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#31 Mega Pod - Shout outs! Spurs narrative bull$hit. Champions League review, Premier league review and Preview.

October 4th, 2019

27:36

On Today's Show:

  • Shout outs
  • No Monday Video
  • Maradona
  • Narrative
  • Champions League review
  • Premier League Match week 7 review
  • Standings review

#30 Impeachment? Carabao crap-ity Cup. And Premier League match week 7 matchups.

September 27th, 2019

17:08

On Today's Show: 

  • Fucking impeachment
  • Laurent-a-palooza NYC bound October 10th
  • Carabao Cup
  • Spurs in Crisis
  • Matchweek 7 previews


#29 European football review! Liverpool,Chelsea lose! City win, Spurs draw!

September 20th, 2019

11:03

On Today's Show: Uefa champions league is back! Reviews of the big games. Europa league? Meh. Premier league round 6 preview. And consistently posting podcasts when no one is listening.... …

#28 Premier League IS BACK!!! Previews of round 5!

September 13th, 2019

17:07

On Today's Show:

  • My schtick- dicks and Nazis. 
  • Chappelle ? It's funny ok? Get over it.
  • The power of George Carlin.
  • Gary V parenting? 
  • The …

#27 International break. Depression, American soccer-fandom and the state of the Premier League.

September 8th, 2019

19:06
  • On today’s show:
  • Depression
  • Comes and goes.
  • Why not talk about it?
  • US mimicking and soccer fandom.
  • Fights at Red Bull NYCFC
  • Portland Antifa …

#26 North London Derby Preview - Arsenal v Spurs. Plus, the first week of kindergarten.

September 6th, 2019

21:33

On Today's Show:

Family Anecdotes

First Week of School

Uncomfortable praise

Are we sure playing out from the back is good?

Champions League Groups …

#25 VAR chants, Penalty drama, Week 3 previews and sports narratives

August 23rd, 2019

17:07

The Quality is going up but my voice is going down!

---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate …

#24 VAR Rants and deep dives plus GUEST Mike Salerno of Baseball America talks Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur

August 15th, 2019

36:13

We have a guest! Our first one! Mike Salerno is a massive sports men and the biggest Spurs fan.... he's not drunk in this episode... so it's not his funniest, but we cover the latest installment of El Doucherico - the …

#23 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - Premier League preview pod... oh and the 1,000,000 gun march.

August 6th, 2019

21:47

Season 2 of the pod kicks off off with new boys Norwich heading to Anfield... oh and gun rights...


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#22 - Crap Footballl, Crap Podcast. final thoughts on football feelings and the last week of the sea

May 10th, 2019

20:07

The most amazing week of football and the end of the season. I talk about the feels and why soccer is special. Get involved!

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#21 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - The final before the final. Must wins for City and Liverpool

May 3rd, 2019

11:05

getting near time to declare a champion. city win out and it's over. if Liverpool drop points and city win it's over. COME ON!

#20 Crap football, Crap Pundit. The Manchester Derby and the final run in. Plus... wtf draw? And why goals matter

April 25th, 2019

16:05

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#18 Crap football Crap Podcast - Professionalize all sports and lose the communist sport oligarchies - Plus Premier League run and legacy

April 11th, 2019

17:31

We rant about the state of sports... get rid of the draft! Let teams SPEND. Let the teams be independent! Down with the sport cartels!  Plus, the premier league is winding down.. we check in on the final run in of this …

#17 Crap football Crap-Podcast- Weird-schedules-rant-institute Military Draft

April 3rd, 2019

11:41

reinstate the military draft! midweek games! man united back to being crap? spurs new stadium opening and more! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap …

#16 - Crap football, Crap podcast - Unemployed, driving in California. Liverpool v Spurs preview and Trump hot-takes

March 29th, 2019

12:22

Jobless and driving. Premier League is back... but so what? Trump! Mueller! The joys of Irvine CA, and what being laid off can do for you! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, …

#15 - Crap football, Crap podcast - How I fell in love with Football/Soccer (and hate Baseball)

March 21st, 2019

20:18

It's an international break week, so no stories to follow along to. The soap opera of the Premier League and my Manchester City love fest takes a …

#14 Crap football, Crap Podcast -Preamble on Painkillers, Cardi B & Work. Preview of the FA Cup Quarter Finals, Premier League Match week & Champions League Draw

March 15th, 2019

15:23

A weird weekend of FA Cup Quarterfinals and Premier League playing at the same time. Preamble of painkillers, Cardi B and the time I got in trouble at work. Plus Preview of the FA Cup Quarter Finals, Premier League …

#13 Crap football, crap podcast. Geopolitics & previews of Liverpool v. Bayern

March 13th, 2019

18:28

I rant about what the fan attack on Jack Greilish means, how its connected to Brexit and what it means for football. Plus reviews of Juve v. Atletico (Cristiano Ronaldo is a fucking legend) and previews of Barcelona v. …

#12 - Crap football, Crap Podcast. Premier League Preview - Arsenal v Manchester United. PLUS Beware of Burnley!

March 7th, 2019

10:14

Preview of the latest fixtures of the Premier League. Big style game of the week is Arsenal v. Manchester United. Also...will the pack (including …

#11 Crap football, Crap Podcast. UEFA Champions League Round of 16, 2nd leg preview. PLUS! RANTING on English teams in Europa.

March 5th, 2019

7:21

Preview of the UEFA Champions League Round of 16, 2nd leg match ups! Can Spurs hold on? Will United Take out PSG? Plot lines, twists and …

#10 Crap football, Crap Podcast. Double Derby weekend from the Pacific!

March 1st, 2019

11:17

Preview of the Weekend matches with a Triple Derby! Spurs v.  Arsenal, Everton v. Liverpool and low-key Fulham v. Chelsea.  Dog days of the …

#9 Crap football, Crap podcast. Midweek Premier League Preview

February 26th, 2019

13:01

Preview of Tuesday's and Wednesdays games! Can Kepa come back to Chelsea? Do Tottenham rebound against Chelsea in Stamford Bridge?

Can Liverpool and …

#8 Crap football, Crap podcast. Premier League and Carabao Cup Final preview.

February 22nd, 2019

35:41

Manchester United v. Liverpool Carabao Cup Final Chelsea v. Manchester City Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League & UEFA …

#7 Crap football, Crap podcast. UCL round of 16 preview. Barcelona, Juventus Man City in action.

February 19th, 2019

17:36

Latest episode of Crap football, Crap Podcast - English Football reviews with a Man City bias

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#6 Crap football, Crap Podcast - FA Cup 5th Round Preview. Chelsea vs. Manchester United

February 14th, 2019

10:39

Preview of the FA Cup Preview. Chelsea vs. Manchester United.

Lots of great games and fun story lines

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#5 Crap football, Crap Podcast. Preview UCL Rd 16. Manchester United v. PSG

February 12th, 2019

10:59

Preview of the UEFA Champions League Round of 16 matchups. Specifically, the big one! Manchester United v. Paris San Germain (PSG) at Old Trafford. 

#4 Crap football, Crap Podcast. preview EPL matches. Man City v. Chelsea

February 9th, 2019

5:54

Preview of EPL games on Saturday. Manchester City v. Chelsea big match! Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a …

#3 Crap Football, Crap Podcast - Manchester City top of the league after beating Everton. Liverpool on the ropes.

February 7th, 2019

11:25

Manchester City defeat Everton to go top of the League. Liverpool are bottling it and City roll on. Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier …

#2 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - FA cup 4th round review

January 29th, 2019

13:35

FA cup review of the fourth round. Spurs lose, West Ham lose. It's all a bit crap. Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am …

#1 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - FA cup 4th round preview

January 25th, 2019

19:01

FA cup preview of the fourth round. Arsenal v. Manchester United Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I …

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