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ep 18: Dumb Paint Color Names pt 1

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Mayonnaise

One of our most popular off-white is creamy, yellow-based mayonnaise. This versatile shade is perfect when only the slightest suggestion of color is sought.


Beautiful in My Eyes

This color is part of the Classic Color Collection. Surround yourself with your color favorites. These timeless, elegant, Classic Colors guarantee beautiful, usable color all the time, every time. A collection of 1,680 inspired hues that consumers and professionals have enjoyed for years, the colors in this palette are as timeless as they are forward.


Tomato Cream Sauce

This color is part of Color Preview. A collection of bold, saturated colors that brings spaces to life for those looking to illuminate their world with pure, extraordinary color. A great complement to Classic Colors, Color Preview offers a collection of 1,232 hues that excite and inspire with pure, deep, clear colors that create striking combinations.


Pennies From Heaven

This color is part of the Classic Color Collection. Surround yourself with your color favorites. These timeless, elegant, Classic Colors guarantee beautiful, usable color all the time, every time. A collection of 1,680 inspired hues that consumers and professionals have enjoyed for years, the colors in this palette are as timeless as they are forward.


Tawny Day Lily

Tawny day lilly captures the showy, ornamental beauty of its namesake flower. A deep, dramatic orange, it is a striking choice for a dining room or kitchen.


Nacho Cheese

Like packaging a sunny afternoon, this memorable mid-tone orange scores points for effortless confidence and versatility.


Eye of the Tiger

A generous dose of black anchors this muted yellow-orange, giving it a slightly exotic sensibility. This shade creates an intriguing backdrop for treasures found on safari.


O'Reilly Green

This color is part of the Classic Color Collection. Surround yourself with your color favorites. These timeless, elegant, Classic Colors guarantee beautiful, usable color all the time, every time. A collection of 1,680 inspired hues that consumers and professionals have enjoyed for years, the colors in this palette are as timeless as they are forward.


Dream I Can Fly

Youthful and uncomplicated, this rich, saturated hue is clean and crisp. Evoking daydreams of magic carpet rides, it feels fun and carefree.


Fancy Pants

Put a little fun into your rooms and get the party started with this uplifting shade of bluish purple. 


Purplicious

Juicy grapes and berries, freshly pressed into this luscious, rich purple.


Snugglepuss

This color is part of the Classic Color Collection. Surround yourself with your color favorites. These timeless, elegant, Classic Colors guarantee beautiful, usable color all the time, every time. A collection of 1,680 inspired hues that consumers and professionals have enjoyed for years, the colors in this palette are as timeless as they are forward.

On our latest episode the Oracles attempt to bring a little color into the world, and in doing so learn thing or too about parade float supplies, ballistic gel genitalia, fur diapers, and much more! Come along for the ride but please leave your mayo at home.

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 Categories Benjamin Moore Restraints & Exterior Pains Beautiful in My Eyes Busted O'Reilly Green Glup /b Tomato Cream Sauce Hasselhoff in Berlin Eye of the Tiger Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall Tawny Day Lily If _____ Was a Horse Pennies From Heaven (Bing Crosby) Fancy Pants (Liberace) Liquid Taxidermy Snugglepuss Marc Summers' Full Circle Nacho Cheese Naughty 00s Purplicious Nauseating 90s Dream I Can Fly Synesthesi-aesthetics Mayonnaise  

Categorical Oracle is a comedy podcast that pits three brave librarians against the rampant disorder of the modern world. Every other week your hosts apply the combined might of their organizational skills to a new topic in their never-ending quest to make things make sense.

  



 

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