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Can I Tell You Something Funny

81 EpisodesProduced by Can I Tell You Something Funny a podcast of SaraNoSocks LLCWebsite

Two friends who find humor in everything - always. Inappropriate comments, sarcastic one liners and the ridiculousness of everyday life. Life, work, business is too stressful, let us tell you something funny!

81 Episodes | 2019 - 2021

Are toe rings & anklets still a thing?

May 11th, 2021

35:57

It's been way too long, we're sorry, you're welcome, take it how you will.  We have updates on the returning of the baby chickens, building 6 updates, an odd discussion around whether or not anklets and toe rings are …

"You can rent baby chickens???"

April 12th, 2021

40:38

Sara's giving updates on Building 6 antics, let's us know how she found out you can rent baby chickens and Chris is sharing how a YouTube Video is …

Is it read receipt or read receipt...

March 31st, 2021

45:56

We're back after a long time away with catching up on the most ridiculous things as usual.  We chat about what's forever changed because of the …

"I swap out the button up shirt after a week..."

February 25th, 2021

36:18

Find out why Chris has a button up shirt on the back of his chair and why he's swapping it out after a week.  Sara has a neighbor that runs their bathroom fan 24/7 and she has questions...

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Is there ever not a line to get gas at Costco?

February 9th, 2021

30:10

This week Sara shares her take on what it's like to get gas at Costco.  Chris' wife pointed out his chair is squeaky and now he can't un-hear it. …

"Ohhh, that's what that screw went to..."

February 1st, 2021

43:58

This week we're chatting random screws, bolts and plugs, you know the ones, where you find what they go to the minute you throw them away.  Chris and …

"No, sadly I don't have three arms"

January 18th, 2021

39:20

Welcome to 2021!  If you're here in the States, we call this December day 70.  Who knew so much could happen in just two weeks, oh wait, we did. …

I was already told not to use the winky face emoji...

December 31st, 2020

26:18

It's the last episode of 2020!  This week we have a special guest, Des, who joined us to discuss today's slang and emoji's that 20 somethings are using.  Chris came prepared with a list of current slang terms he found …

"It's Festivus, for the rest of us..."

December 24th, 2020

41:29

As promised we came through with a Festivus episode!  We start off with a bit of an explanation, if you're not a Seinfeld fan, you probably have no idea what we're chatting about.  Tune in anyway, I share apartment …

"It was a goat, in pajamas, on a leash..."

December 18th, 2020

39:40

We're back after a few weeks off, blame Chris as always.  We're chatting how we both think we have ADD, but Sara shares her productivity hack.  Chris …

"If I come out of this pandemic without an ulcer, it's a win!"

November 26th, 2020

39:34

This week we're chatting about how we are measuring the stages of the pandemic, trust me it's not what you think.  Chris gives an update on his move from the laundry room and Sara shares her thoughts on movies from the …

"I'm moving out of the laundry room!"

November 14th, 2020

37:07

As usual this episode is all over the place.  We're back after a couple missed weeks with updates on the laundry room situation.  Why Chris is mad about laundry in general.  Random updates from Sara and a cameo from …

"That's it, my feet have officially rejected shoes!"

October 22nd, 2020

33:41

Two weeks in a row!!!  This week we're chatting about how Sara's feet have officially rejected shoes, why she's ready to move to a 55+ community and review random words from the year they were first in print.

Link to …

"If you're moving your feet and swinging your arms, you're running..."

October 15th, 2020

36:02

Thank you for joining us! We're addressing why we've been so inconsistent in our episodes.

Chris details his questionable beer choices, chats harvest festivals, we fight over how to pronounce apple names and why grapes …

"I moved from the bedroom to the laundry room..."

September 28th, 2020

38:14

We failed you again, sorry.  It's Chris' fault, its always his fault.  Don't worry, this week we're back with shenanigans.

Sara is chatting about her …

"Now his weenus is infected!"

September 14th, 2020

32:05

This is technically last weeks episode, but we recorded at a weird time, because, well it's us!  You want to tune in to hear all about our week, why we're talking about a weenus, why Chris is scared and all the fun …

I finally show up for a recording session and she (Sara) ditches me!

September 4th, 2020

40:16

Okay, we know, we're letting you down.  We warned you.  After a few weeks, Chris' fault, he starts without me and it's all downhill from there. …

"I'm the slow friend that people would push in front of the bear..."

August 12th, 2020

47:05

Welcome to another Episode!  This week we take a serious talk about Amazon and the news that broke they are buy old Sears to add fulfillment centers. …

"They have a dot matrix printer..."

July 30th, 2020

46:14

Episode 60.  Updates on Chris' pool, why pressure-treated lumber is a hot commodity, dot matrix printers and his limp shifter.   Sara's surfboard …

"We were on a break!!!!"

July 13th, 2020

51:11

Wow, has it really been 5 weeks since Chris and I hosted!!!  Well, we're back with a longer episode to catch up. This week we're getting the low down …

So what the hell do you do all day?

June 24th, 2020

21:21

This week Chris is putting up a pool so Brooks' joined me to talk job descriptions.  If there's one thing we noticed, it's that after nearly 4 months …

"I realize I have probably said the word like 18 times and we're only 9 minutes in..."

June 8th, 2020

39:01

While our platform is intended to bring humor, we address our stance on the murder of George Floyd and the global protests in support of Black Lives Matter and the Black Community.  We are anti-racist and while we are …

"Vacation was canceled so we bought a pool and invited the family over..."

May 26th, 2020

39:14

This week Chris shares why he thought it was a great idea to buy a pool and invite the entire family over, Griswald style.  He's also spending way …

"We're doing this!"

May 15th, 2020

32:58

We're back, did you miss us?  After a few weeks of misses, we jump in to talk what Netfilx we're binging, and why Chris knows Gilmore Girls, canceled plans, home improvements and Brooks' attempt at cooking,

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"That's Brooks' new thing, he wants a Peloton!"

April 27th, 2020

34:26

We're back after a few missed episodes, don't worry we can explain!  Join us this week as we talk twitter comedy, quarantine cooking, how we're buying groceries and explain what 4 x 4x 48 is.

Have a funny …

"I never new Brooks was the "know what I mean guy"

April 11th, 2020

32:42

Another week another delay, Chris likes his sleep what can I say.  This week we're talking the funny things you notice about your significant other while working from home together.  Brooks is the "know what I mean" or …

"Was Shaq in Tiger King?"

April 3rd, 2020

35:27

This week we talk Tiger King, no spoilers, funny stories from Chris's kids and what not to do when you need to leave your house to go grocery shopping.  

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Disclaimer: We recognize that Covid19 is a global health …

"Meetings, phone meetings...you're flustering me"

March 20th, 2020

30:39

This is a weird world we're in.  New intro, new outdo, new episode.

We could have opted to put the podcast on hold, but we decided if ever there is a …

"I'm okay, we're okay, if we say it enough it's true right?"

March 13th, 2020

34:26

Welcome back to special guest cohost, Des!  Where is Chris?  Tune in to find out.  

Disclaimer: We recognize that Covid19 is a global health crisis.  While we touch on it briefly and may sound indifferent, we understand …

"I use the winking face"

March 6th, 2020

33:13

Happy One Year Anniversary to our podcast!!  Join us as Sara shares why it took her 14 hours and an actual phone call to get her email to work and we find out just how little Chris knows about texting correctly.  No, …

"I've been waiting all February for this!"

February 28th, 2020

35:30

After a long two week break, we're back!  This week Sara covers Networking 101 and why she's exhausted while Chris details the competitive world of  children's derby car racing.  We know, it's weird, just listen.

Please …

"I really wish there was a video of this going on"....

February 7th, 2020

50:27

This week Sara takes off on an unintended volleyball rant about bro culture and we're breaking down the Super Bowl commercials and halftime show.

"So you're a liar and you're pissed about it!?"

January 31st, 2020

39:26

Wrapping the first month of 2020 with Chris explaining who he thinks gets to call "dibs" on venting, why Groundhog Day isn't a thing on the West coast and why Sara will never not think farts are funny.

Please don't …

"If you could be friends with any celebrity who would it be?"

January 23rd, 2020

33:35

Good news Chris is back!  Bad news, once again we're all over the place taking where Chris was last week, all things Royals, what celebrities would …

"Where the hell is Chris?"

January 16th, 2020

9:22

This week we keep it short and simple.  Sara's running solo, tune in to find out why!

Please don't forget to subscribe rate and review, tell your …

"Who is this..."

January 10th, 2020

40:06

After a much needed break, we're back and its officially Season 2.  We've got a lot to unpack, so buckle up!  Sara recounts what it's like to be officially self-employed, Chris warns of bird next woes and we debate when …

"My life goal was just to not eat one cookie today..."

December 19th, 2019

34:47

This week we talk holiday shopping nightmares, Hallmark Movies, Christmas cookies and why Sara is mad at Best Buy.

Credit to No Doubt (I'm just a …

"Rule one, don't be an asshole..."

December 12th, 2019

30:38

Episode 41 and we're back filling your minds with funny stories about why Sara thinks everyone is taking volleyball too seriously, Chris' daughter …

"Why do I now have a Southern Accent?"

December 5th, 2019

18:38

This is a special week.  Brooks isn't just co-hosting, he's solo hosting!!  Chris and Sara couldn't find time to record, but Brooks had a few things …

"I'm the gift that keeps on giving all year long..."

November 28th, 2019

34:24

Ready for more poetic readings of song lyrics by Chris?  Well you're in luck, this week it's a little TSwift to get us rolling and then we talk all …

"Side note: I survived my wife in Italy for 12 days..."

November 21st, 2019

36:37

Episode 38 and Chris is back!  A new opening, thanks to Lizzo's lyrics, a race recap from Sara and how Chris survived his wife's 12 days in Italy.  We want to hear from you!  email us at

"Porlambkin.. it's a wonderful Thanksgiving Meal..."

November 14th, 2019

30:11

Episode 37 is here.  We warned you last week Chris is out, so Brooks (@ncbrew18) is co-hosting.  From ride-share fails, odd instagram adds and whatever the hell porlamkin is, this week is definitely an instant classic.

"Smells like ham and family arguments"

November 7th, 2019

41:10

Episode 36 and after weeks of guest co-hosts, you’re back to just the originals. Chris details how he’s surviving being a single parent while his wife is in Italy and why he’s slapping door handles. Sara’s body is …

"Fluffy, my snake...oh is that what the ladies call it?"

October 31st, 2019

36:53

Episode 35 with special guest Dave!  This week we were off the rails from the start.  Join us as we have special guest Dave on talking pets, running, sex emoji's and all things Halloween. 

Please don't forget to …

"Oh they're just shutting it off... there's no more internet anymore..."

October 24th, 2019

39:40

Episode 34 bring us a special guest co-host, Brandon, a serious start and hysterical laughing by the end.   Sara wants to start a YouTube Channel, Chris has been trying to grow a beard for a month, and Brandon explains …

"Hey Internet Friends, does this look like I need to go to the doctor to you?"

October 18th, 2019

31:34

Episode 33 brings a mixed bag as usual.  Sara lets us in on why she's miserable to be around right now, if she should start a very brief YouTube …

"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs???"

October 10th, 2019

43:20

It's long but it's worth it...that's what she said..."laughter"
Episode 32 and another guest co-host, Des @runrdes, ultramarathoner, member of the …

"Red Robin is not adventurous eating..."

October 3rd, 2019

38:11

Episode 31 is all about travel!  Sara is talking air travel and Chris is talking culinary travel.  We dive into discussions on travel, food, soccer, …

“I'm going to be an international sex symbol...”

September 26th, 2019

35:53

Episode 30 already!  Sara's in PA and still isn't face to face recording with Chris.  Settle in as jet lag takes full effect and chaos ensues. …

“So you're just going to ride the elliptical all night long?”

September 19th, 2019

43:34

Episode 29 and another guest cohost, Bern.  Join us for a few laughs and unwind as we hear about Chris' wellness woes, the 530 words merriam webster added this week and what he witnessed in the bathroom at a wedding. …

“Let’s lower our expectations...”

September 12th, 2019

38:24

Episode 28 with a special guest, referred to as Abbey Whitetail, not sure he ever did disclose his real name! Sit back, relax and let the laughs ensue.  It's a mixed bag of topics, but fair warning, we talk Dr. Pimple …

" We went to a Korn and Alice in Chains concert..."

September 5th, 2019

37:27

Episode 27 and Chris is back!  This week he's sharing his man cough, thoughts on toll roads, his love of Maine, and most importantly has a …

"It was the biggest dildo I have ever seen..."

August 30th, 2019

28:23

Episode 26 is here with special guest co-host Brooks.  Hang on to your seats, this one had me rolling!  Day Drinking and Dildos.  Just what do all …

"What's not okay to have in moderation?...hard drugs"

August 23rd, 2019

33:47

Episode 25 is an eclectic mix of camping at fairs, updates on "The Competition", Sara's new addiction, no it's not drugs, and why almost everything is okay in moderation.

We'd love for you to subscribe rate and review …

"He's using the cone of shame as a weapon..."

August 15th, 2019

32:10

Episode 24!  As promised last week, Chris details the new competition between him, Scientist and IT Guy.   Get ready, there's a spreadsheet!!  But first, Sara chats dog surgery recovery and how Frankie is using the …

"It's the closest to having an infant that I will ever come..."

August 9th, 2019

40:34

Episode 23!  This week we chat dog surgery, reality TV, spoiler alert, it's all scripted, streaming services vs cable and everything in between.  Sleep deprivation always leads to the most interesting conversations. …

"I was in The Big Apple... no one calls it that!"

August 2nd, 2019

31:56

Episode 22 recaps Chris' work trip to "The Big Apple."  Don't worry, Sara lets him know that no one calls it that, well except tourists.  We detail everything from the pain of too many food choices, why it smells like …

"Sara do people like me...?"

July 25th, 2019

41:38

Episode 21 recaps Chris' vacation exercise extravaganza including has lack of SUP awesomeness and why he did't meet his running stretch goal.  So many thoughts around why he isn' t in family photos and answers the age …

"Smheetz sounds like a terrible band name..."

July 19th, 2019

28:15

Episode 20 with special guest co-host Brooks (@ncbrew18).  Chis is on vacation so that means a guest co-host!  You don't want to miss these antics.  This week we talk about Comic Con pre-hype, apartment yard sales, …

"Spicy tomato soup is like literally the best thing ever, that I ever invented...lies"

July 12th, 2019

32:58

Episode 19 is all about Fourth of July comparisons.  Sara recounts her experience with not 1, but 2 earthquakes and her overall lack of preparedness …

"What move did you just pull??...the legume...."

July 4th, 2019

45:00

It may be a holiday week but we didn't phone it in this episode!!  Chris is working out again and somehow Scientist and IT guy have convinced him the …

"Is it boink or bonk...?”

June 28th, 2019

32:33

Sara's telling us how Russell Brand and Brene Brown threw her into a life crisis. A listener pointed out an uncanny connection Chris has to an article from The Onion (not a sponsor). Updates on the Scientist, IT guy, …

"Did you hear there's been an increase in UFO sightings?"

June 21st, 2019

26:32

Episode 16!  Chris is telling us why Old Town Road is stuck in his head, how sore he is from soccer, how he had a technology fail with the Scientist, …

“Oh my goodness, she’s a little she devil...”

June 20th, 2019

35:48

Bonus episode 2!  The long awaited episode with guest co- host, Brooks.  Join us as he details travel observations, airport rants and family funnies. You don’t want to miss this one!  Don’t forget to subscribe, rate and …

"His superhero outfit is legit awesome..."

June 14th, 2019

44:43

We're back!  After a week off we had a lot to catch up on fueled by beers and exhaustion this episode has a little bit of everything.  Chris details why he's so exhausted, his thoughts on why the idea of the beach is …

We’re on vacation...

June 7th, 2019

1:05

This week we're on vacation!  Take a minute to please subscribe, rate and review us⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.  Catch up on past episodes or re-listen from the beginning.  We'll be back next week!!! 

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Have a funny story to share with …

"It's about time it's all about me..."

May 31st, 2019

34:54

This week is all about Sara's 10 day trip back east.  Recorded just after she arrived home, it's sleep deprivation at it's finest!  She recounts how she turned moving into a contact sport, integrated "rock climbing", …

“Is it doodling if it’s on an electronic thing...?”

May 24th, 2019

28:57

It’s a double-header week! Sara tells us why she’s exhausted, her thoughts on air travel and what it’s like being on the east coast. Chris breaks down normal stuffed Oreos and tries to prove he’s a Taco Bell fan Plus we …

“Taco Bell isn’t fast food, it’s soul food...”

May 23rd, 2019

16:55

Bonus episode! We’re live from the bar with out guests Dave and Jeff. Sara’s back in Central PA sharing her thoughts on the weather, the food, and the overall weirdness of being back. Dave shares his hate for pickles …

“I'm dying.... I think I’ve got a bad case of the man flu...”

May 17th, 2019

25:45

We're back to our typical antics.  Chris has the man flu and details why he doesn't like taking meds as an adult but Sara has a brilliant idea to …

“I’m like lunchmeat, I’m always ready!”

May 10th, 2019

37:01

It's not our usual, but we still manage to get in a few laughs and talk about serious things like what is lunchmeat anyway? A new intro, a new week, and Sara shares her loss, talks dogs, Derby drama, running, Star Wars …

“I think we’re having a breakdown in communication...”

May 3rd, 2019

37:49

We learn more about Chris’ quirks, how he can’t say sommelier, what he’s reading and that Dippin Dots is the Ice Cream of the now.  Sara details why she's starving and her tech support troubles.  As usual, we're all …

“Let’s talk about everyone's favorite thing, no it's not sex...”

April 26th, 2019

36:31

This week we cover everyone's favorite topic, no it's not sex...it's driving!  Sam Adams Summer Ale and a "pint" of wine drive this week's discussion.  Chris details his logic on which pet peeves cancel out one another, …

“I found myself falling through the bridge...”

April 19th, 2019

37:18

We're one minute in and already off the rails!!  This week Chris falls through a bridge, uses big words and actually knows something Sara doesn’t.  Sara talks all things running, shares her untrained race recap and why …

Running, Steak Dinner, Loud Music and Creepy "Dads"

April 12th, 2019

31:39

Chris gives us the the long awaited conclusion to the weight loss saga, turned trail race competition.  Sara reveals the ending to the endless apartment hunt and how she ended up seeing a 90's cover band.  How does the …

“How do I actually remove someone from a group text message?”

April 5th, 2019

30:41

The apartment hunting saga continues, Sara is running a doggie nursing home but Seinfeld re-runs come to the rescue!  Chris can't use technology but …

“All roads lead somewhere”

March 29th, 2019

28:58

This week we learn how Sara thinks apartment hunting is like dating, Chris shares kid humor and he still hasn’t learned how to use technology.


Have …

I guess I need to go on airplane mode?

March 22nd, 2019

28:59

This week we have an update on the weight loss competition, learn all about Sara's pet peeve, share thoughts on the dentist, and why hear Chris needs …

“You can’t just call a cookie pie!”

March 15th, 2019

24:41

This week Sara tries to replace Chris, the internet turns 30, Kylie Jenner is a billionaire and “Aunt Becky” is going to jail! Pi day sparks a debate and a listener shares a funny story. 
Have a funny story to share- …

It’s Official

March 6th, 2019

28:08

We finally did it, episode one!  In this episode, we discuss a work weight loss competition - that is a bit too competitive (or maybe not), a rude waiter, or was he?  Life advice on what not to do at 3:30 in the …

Intro- better late then never...

March 4th, 2019

5:39

An introduction for the ages to our extremely haphazard podcast where we talk about life, work and everything in between. Take a chance on us, we'll try not to let you down -- that often!

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