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Born in the Eighties

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2 friends, born in the 80s, raised in the 90s, and all grown up by the 00's.

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Farewell

February 22nd, 2024

0:39

An important message from RadioPublic

Born in the Eighties 502: Physical Media

March 22nd, 2024

2:17:51

Let's get physical... physical, I wanna get physical physical.... media.

Episode Image by Jorge Fakhouri Filho: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-woman-leaning-on-compact-disc-cases-2531131/

Born in the Eighties 501: Zillow Fallout Shelter

March 13th, 2024

1:55:36

Looking for a place to live for a LOOOOOOOONG time?  Zillow has you covered.  Also, are milk pranks O.K.?  One lactose intolerant person says YES!

Born in the Eighties 500: Upsettingly Straight

February 24th, 2024

2:28:46

Buckle up folks, we got a long one.  5 hundo eps.  Crazy.  We bring back a blast from the past, our friend, Mercury Stardust.  She regales us with …

Born in the Eighties 499: Indappendix Day

February 4th, 2024

1:40:59

TJ has some stories from the hospital about how he lost a bit of weight... surgically.  We also talk about how Trucks are dumb, and try to out-interrupt eachother in a game of Um... Actually.

Born in the Eighties 498: A Subtle Tomato Vibe

January 14th, 2024

2:28:23

Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off.  What isn't off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes.  Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report?  I have a lot of …

Born in the Eighties 497: Uuhhh.mp3

January 1st, 2024

2:05:19

That is a real "oof" right there.  And we are 100% sure she isn't a Nazi right?

 

Title image adapted from Musa Ortaç: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-hit-by-boxing-glove-3586873/

Born in the Eighties 496: Pikachu is Packing

December 22nd, 2023

2:38:08

There were a surprising amount of guns in that children's anime right?

Art from Deviant Art user Vixdojofox

Born in the Eighties 495: Monkey Selfie

November 22nd, 2023

1:56:02

What will they think of next? Monkey Cameo? Wait. That is my idea, pls do not steal.  I have sent the idea via post to myself, so I own the copyright on that idea. I will have a lawyer look into this, promise.

Born in the Eighties 494: Head Cheese

November 5th, 2023

1:49:05

Yeah, you got your mortadell' your gabagool, your bologna.  Basic cold cuts.  Head cheese is for real dudes.  Get that collagen in ya.  

Born in the Eighties 493: The Vegetation Lounge

October 27th, 2023

1:46:12

Imagine this, you have your book-it free personal pan pizza coupon in hand, your mom pulls in to the pizza hut parking lot.  You have tickets to see …

Born in the Eighties 492: Peanut Butter Lady

October 8th, 2023

1:10:25

Jon's AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time.  TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings subreddit.  We …

Born in the Eighties 491: Too Much Dew

September 16th, 2023

2:04:58

TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country.  We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voices shouting at …

Born in the Eighties 490: Rainin' McCain

September 10th, 2023

1:57:47

You know the world is infected by the woke mind virus when even the Tabacco companies are changing their mascots.  McCain never would have allowed …

Born in the Eighties 489: Haunted Landlords

August 29th, 2023

2:05:30

Ooooh sorry! Is your rental unit haunted? That isn't covered under our maintenence policy.  You should get the apartment cleansed, at your own …

Born in the Eighties 488: Major Kenergy

August 18th, 2023

2:05:19

Ken would probably join the union right?  I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down.  Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though …

Born in the Eighties 487: Moo Moo Milkers

July 31st, 2023

2:28:39

TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming "furries".  All that and we play another round of "Um Actually".

Born in the Eighties 486: Disrupt Millennials

July 9th, 2023

1:43:10

We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting.  We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly.  We will also attempt to make this one "hearable", as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life.

Born in the Eighties 485: #KrogerSponCon

July 2nd, 2023

1:59:40

Why does everyone have to turn their hobby into a side hustle? I just want some .stl's man.  We delve into the BITE archives and chat some history, as well as worry about the kids vlogging.  Jon spills like half a …

Born in the Eighties 484 - Melon Crushers

June 11th, 2023

1:51:39

The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed.  Is it possible to save crystal play doh?  TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, …

Born in the Eighties 483: Sentient Snack Cakes

May 26th, 2023

2:25:47

Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie.

Born in the Eighties 482: Experimenting in the Kitchen

May 15th, 2023

1:55:19

When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives.  I don't know about you.

Born in the Eighties 481: The Smelly Gamer Chair

April 30th, 2023

2:34:13

If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.

Born in the Eighties 480: Napkin Folding Ideas

April 23rd, 2023

2:17:23

There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right?  Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or …

Born in the Eighties 479: Anime-Ass-Anime

April 15th, 2023

2:21:26

Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige.  Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through …

Born in the Eighties 477: Lizard Brain

March 26th, 2023

1:32:57

Man, neanderthals really had it rough, no kombucha, monkfruint extract, erythritol, APFSDS rounds, or Playstation Plus?  How did they get by?!

 

Born in the Eighties 476: The Party Guest

March 19th, 2023

2:26:58

This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party.  

Born in the Eighties 475: I Can Smell the Mayo

March 15th, 2023

1:59:39

Look, sometimes you need to banish your party guests to their cold car, because they are eating potato salad.

Born in the Eighties 474: Can I get Uhh...

February 11th, 2023

2:07:43

Can I get uhh... a podcast episode?  Maybe with some talking about bathrooms and bar rescue?  What about the best and worst drive thrus? Or, the Amazon TV show Invincible, or the Rian Johnson movie Glass Onion?  You got …

Born in the Eighties 473: Eat all of the Pig

January 29th, 2023

2:10:30

Don't leave any of the pig to waste!  It is all good, Spanky knows well.  We all list our favorite movie candies and take a stand against family hazing rituals.  TJ curates another edition of "um actually" and we all …

Born in the Eighties 472: Bread like a Bakery

January 13th, 2023

1:53:13

Look, we are all geriatric millennials here.  We got kids or got friends with kids.  It is tough to find time to hang out sometimes.  It is also tough because our significant others keep EATING OUR FOOD!  Jon and Spanky …

Born in the Eighties 471: Dad of the Year

December 27th, 2022

1:28:07

Not all heroes wear capes.  Some of them interrupt Thanksgiving dinner, for the best of reasons, and they are definitely not the asshole.  Jon saw …

Born in the Eighties 470: Make the Internet Great Again

December 23rd, 2022

2:33:36

The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back.  Back to a time when the internet was …

Born in the Eighties 469: Viva Ecuador!

December 12th, 2022

1:46:52

Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh?  I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet!  Twitter continues to implode, and we …

Born in the Eighties 468: Press X Repeatedly

November 20th, 2022

2:10:47

Look, when things need to get done, you gotta hammer on that x button.  We discuss the popularity rankings of slashfiction, what companies made money …

Born in the Eighties 467: Pier Health Education

November 5th, 2022

2:15:48

You gotta keep your piers healthy.  Barnacles, seaweed, moss, so many things can be unhealthy for your pier.  

Born in the Eighties 466: Hot Car Soda

October 29th, 2022

1:54:24

Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda.  If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda.  Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.

Born in the Eighties 465: Radioactive Roommate

October 16th, 2022

2:13:29

Yeah, I know that harboring large amounts of radioactive material is not on the lease agreement.. but yeah, you are evicted.

Born in the Eighties 464: The Polycule

October 7th, 2022

2:22:09

Join the polycule!  We discuss bidets, last night in soho, the house of the dragon, the orville, for all mankind, potato preparation, sandman, the …

Born in the Eighties 463: The Circle of Life

September 28th, 2022

1:58:48

This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode.  We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing.  Discover the character "Hat Boy", and not to …

Born in the Eighties 462: The Streaming Wars

September 18th, 2022

2:02:06

Jon complains a lot in this one, Matt decides to leave the call, and we all hate how much we are paying to watch shit now.

Born in the Eighties 460: The Darwin Awards

August 20th, 2022

1:59:53

Well, you gotta go sometime right? Might as well get an award.

Born in the Eighties 459: A Useless Gift

August 7th, 2022

2:20:02

The boys talk about the boys, Jon tests his paxlovid mouth on a switch cartridge, we discuss how difficult it is to figure out which comics to buy, …

Born in the Eighties 458: Big Trailer

July 24th, 2022

1:59:14

Well, why don't y'all come down to my big trailer!?  This is exactly the type of super boring game that Jon will be interested in!  Not like any of the games announced in Summer Games Fest 2022.

Born in the Eighties 457: Zippy Poppy

July 12th, 2022

2:02:35

Don't even ask about what happened to episode 456.  Here, distract yourself with some of this.. uhh... whatever it is called.. uhh.. zippy poppy.

Born in the Eighties 455: The Bunny Movie

July 4th, 2022

2:07:28

This rabbit man, he is cramping my style.  Time to go on the internet and tell a bunch of strangers about my personal problems and insecurities.  This will definitely go well for me.

Born in the Eighties 454: A Tier Tomatoes

June 11th, 2022

1:48:47

If you are gonna get tomatoes, you better make sure they are a tier.  Especially if you are headed to applebees for your exclusive TOP GUN MAVERICK cocktail for after the show. Get some apps and taps today!

Born in the Eighties 453: Ice Cold Water

May 29th, 2022

2:12:39

You know what really hits the spot? An ice cold glass of water.  Feels good on the ol b-hole too.

Born in the Eighties 452: The Wrestler

May 6th, 2022

2:14:35

Do you wanna Fanta?  Jon is disappointed he cannot consume misery.  We all lament gamers in general, as well as expensive vacations.  Maybe we just …

Born in the Eighties 451: Hyperforeignism

April 16th, 2022

1:32:20

Jon finds out what space tastes like, Matt views a King's Man, Antkeeping is discussed, as well as how spicy things are. Вперед, Україно!

Born in the Eighties 450: Goblin Mode

March 19th, 2022

2:28:04

Who wants to get into a fight at Wal-mart?  How about sneaking around your own home for loot?  What about working at a drive in theater?  Go GOBLIN MODE!!!

Born in the Eighties 449: A Tingle in the Mouth

March 10th, 2022

2:18:29

McDonald's is making a mockery of menu hacking, We want to get in on the grift, Spanky does not want to hear about limbs, and we love ourselves a pocket monster

Born in the Eighties 448: The Rich Stay Rich

February 20th, 2022

1:52:34

Microsoft makes a big purchase, Jon melts down over web3 and crypto, and Matt becomes a smelter.  TJ eats Taco Bell.

Born in the Eighties 445: Pilk

January 21st, 2022

1:53:39

Yeah, we had Pilk.  What of it?  Is it good? Is it bad?  Listen to find out.

Born in the Eighties 444: NFT Hell

December 23rd, 2021

1:43:24

Dune, NFT's, Pilk, Hell.  End the world already.

Born in the Eighties 443: Sandblasting your Nozzle

November 30th, 2021

1:45:15

You gotta be careful with those nozzles.  This is not a reference to passing kidney stones either.

Born in the Eighties 442: The Old Games Show

November 26th, 2021

1:53:42

This is the episode where Jon talks about buying games on ebay, repro carts, getting your own screwdriver to open cartridges, and testing your significant other's allergies without them knowing.

Born in the Eighties 441: Italian American Heritage

October 31st, 2021

1:38:07

I guess like... Mario is the most famous italian-american now right?  Maybe Snooki?  Who knows at this point.

Born in the Eighties 440: The Hermies

October 15th, 2021

1:18:59

"I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Born in the Eighties 439: Bot on Bot Action

September 26th, 2021

1:43:25

Jon has a VCR that is too stubborn to work, TJ elaborates on twitch "Hate Raids", we talk about our algorhythmic future, pine about riding the rails, rant about vaccine denial awards, and put centrism on blast.

Born in the Eighties 438: Reality Sucks

September 19th, 2021

1:48:50

You gotta drop out, reality is irredeemable, dance teachers are doin felonies, alpine slides are killing kids, and TJ can't stop watching game shows!  2021 Amirite?

Born in the Eighties 437: Milk Crate Challenge

September 1st, 2021

1:30:07

It is a lot of fun watching people do stupid things, like fall off of towers of milk crates, break up with their nude GF, and stop a rappin granny from having fun.  

Born in the Eighties 436: Freedom Phone

August 9th, 2021

1:20:30

And we thought the ultimate grift was to get into the YA-universe.  Turns out boomer phones is where we should have spent our time.

Born in the Eighties 435: Evil AI

July 26th, 2021

1:53:45

Spooky scary computer guy, sends shivers down your spine, shrieking SQL's will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.

Born in the Eighties 434: The Google Rant

July 12th, 2021

1:37:43

Things get heated.  Nazi Furries, conservative fashion, feet, google, tiktok stocking videos, grocery hauls.  We have it all.

Born in the Eighties 433: Round Egg

June 28th, 2021

2:06:42

God, we immediately spend 30% of the podcast talking about fast food "hacks"

Born in the Eighties 432: Your Johnson

June 19th, 2021

2:02:26

You your kids and your Johnson.  Really?

Born in the Eighties 431: The Clicker

June 6th, 2021

1:51:41

The gang reviews some ancient technology, and discovers if they are indeed smarter than a fifth grader.

Born in the Eighties 430: CRT Envy

May 28th, 2021

2:14:44

I like em big... I like em chunky.  I like em cathode, I like em ray tubey.  Big TV bois only.  Need a forklift to move that shizz.

Born in the Eighties 429: Vaxx Faxx

May 12th, 2021

1:57:43

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine?  Shit is tight.  

Born in the Eighties 428: Earth Coin

April 28th, 2021

1:34:56

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords!  We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk.  Pls do not steal.

Born in the Eighties 427: Self Cancellation

April 18th, 2021

1:55:44

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself?  Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

Born in the Eighties 425: Algorithmic Prey

March 25th, 2021

1:31:41

Did the optimized SEO serve this episode to you?  Did the algorithm redpill your grandmother to listen to the milkshake ducked bean dad?  Will MBMBaM …

Born in the Eighties 424: Reggie Nintendo

March 18th, 2021

1:41:12

We talk all things Nintendo this week on the p-cast.  Keep Bowser's name out of your damn mouth, respect the name.  Hey, listen.

Born in the Eighties 423: Soggy Biscuit

March 6th, 2021

1:51:11

Ok, first thing's first.  it is not that kind of Soggy Biscuit.  Grab your suicide cables and geiger counters, we got some negative ion products to …

Born in the Eighties 422: The Numbers Get Bigger

February 13th, 2021

1:51:23

The numbers just go up! Have Diamond Hands, and not paper ones.  Money printers go brrr.  Lol, stonks!  Hedge Fund managers beware, because some …

Born in the Eighties 421: Pizza Inn-surrection

February 8th, 2021

2:00:01

We here at Pizza Inn just want to make sure all of the LEGAL votes are counted?  What is wrong with that?  We are great at making pizzas and salads, and we support those proud patriots who are asking the right …

Born in the Eighties 420: The Weed Number

January 31st, 2021

2:03:59

Lol, it is the weed number dude.  Adam returns to talk about his life in the land of legal kush.

Born in the Eighties 419: Glitch in the Muttrix

January 19th, 2021

1:48:39

If anyone has listened to this episode on a Dell Pocket DJ(tm) please email bitecast@gmail.com with a picture of you holding the pocket DJ playing …

Born in the Eighties 418: Yo Da Man

January 1st, 2021

1:57:13

Let's ruin some childhoods!  Yo Da Man? Or is it Yoda Da Man?  Let's grab the fullscreen version of Attack of the Clones and watch!  Also, the …

Born in the Eighties 417: The Denvo Broncers

December 20th, 2020

2:20:38

The Denvo Broncers, your favorite footbawl teem.  Jon has a bit of an issue with words, and for some reason, again, the talk returns to the ABDL community.  Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?

Born in the Eighties 416: Oops! All Gluten

December 12th, 2020

1:38:00

Come on down with your boyfriend or hot gamer wife to your local Perkins, if it still exists, to think about the slow march of death.  Our new special is our "Oops! All Gluten" burger.  Our bosses are apps now, and …

Born in the Eighties 415: Minion Related

November 29th, 2020

2:35:18

Would you like some minions related content?  I will bet you don't want this Minions content.  Look, I am not out there to yuck anyone's yum, but... …

Born in the Eighties 414: The Cough

November 22nd, 2020

1:59:53

Everyone is in a happy mood for some reason.  The reference to the cough is not what you are thinking, and we are all having a good time drinking.  Celebrate and prepare for January 2021.

Born in the Eighties 413: Zune Envy

November 11th, 2020

1:45:25

Man, can I get a look at that Zune? I want one SOO BAD.  You can download and watch episodes of MTV's Jackass on that thing? So cool. I need one of …

Born in the Eighties 412: The Bucket

October 31st, 2020

2:06:48

Ever feel like you just can't get ahead?  Fighting for others over scraps?  Pushing and pulling yourself to get on top, but you never can?  That is …

Born in the Eighties 411: Allegations

October 24th, 2020

2:40:27

If you ever want to know about anyone, just check them out on wikipedia and ctrl+f "allegations".  Simple, easy, you will thank me later.  That is all, hail saint death.

Born in the Eighties 410 - Know, Don't Show

October 14th, 2020

2:39:41

It is so easy to be woke.  All you have to do is infer progressive politics and ideals, without actually physically showing any of those things.  …

Born in the Eighties 409: Sonicscum

October 5th, 2020

3:07:13

The name of a cool new grunge-wave indie band, or something more sinister? You decide.

Born in the Eighties 408: Tony Hawk's Protagonist Skater

September 25th, 2020

2:09:53

The hawk man is back.  Will you be able to be a protagonist worthy of the alien god, Anthony Hawk?  Will you get into trouble in Europe?  What is Chad Muska doing now anyway?

Born in the Eighties 407 - Never Trust a Rich Man

September 17th, 2020

3:06:46

Money ruins people.  Never trust a rich person.  Always beware of an erect recess, and those people who only watch college basketball.  Also, Black …

Born in the Eighties 406: Gotham Knights 1984

September 9th, 2020

2:31:03

The synth is pumping, the Batman is Pattinson, the Riddler is Jigsaw, and the scene is Miami 1984.  This is the Batman movie that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Born in the Eighties 405: Good Luck Senpai!

September 3rd, 2020

2:00:09

If you want nut.com, you better have some serious dough to hand over.  Nut.net seems much more affordable.  If you pick up one of those domains, maybe then your Senpai will notice you.  Good Luck!

Born in the Eighties 403: Poo-baru

August 20th, 2020

1:51:50

Would you poo in the Subaru?  Even if dad asks?  We fuck around with snapchat filters far too much, talk about... tributes, tik tok, and whole lot …

Born in the Eighties 402: Hex the Moon

August 5th, 2020

3:01:18

TJ is job hunting, Jon dreams of his own private arcade, Matt asks you please not to fuck with fairies, and Spanky continues to be a proud homeowner. Let's kill the moon together!

Born in the Eighties 401: Kanye Watch

July 30th, 2020

2:07:17

What the hell is going on in Wyoming?  This is like watching a car chase live on televison.  It is so scary but you can't look away, and you hope that nobody gets hurt.

Born in the Eighties 400: Soup Tube

July 23rd, 2020

2:05:05

Psst.  Hey buddy, I got a great investment for ya.  2 words... Soup Tube.  Imagine it... clam chowder running under the city streets, piping hot directly to your home.  Can I interest you in a subscription?

Born in the Eighties 399: Deez Nutz 2020

July 14th, 2020

3:03:02

Just as TJ completes his car shopping, Jon ponders buying a fleet of Ford 500's.  Spanky has some problems with Twitter, Matt wonders if Kanye is OK, and we all find a 2020 candidate to get  behind!

Born in the Eighties 398: Poison Salad

July 8th, 2020

2:36:59

Have you ever eaten a poison salad?  Well Jon has tasted the sweet deadly poison of Sunflower Bacon Crunch.  TJ cannot stop it with the Kingdom Sharts, Spanky's cat continues his incontinence, and Matt enjoys his new …

Born in the Eighties 397: I'm No Expert

June 30th, 2020

2:45:11

Look, we aren't experts on anything really, so why should you listen to us?  Because Jon finally snagged a ringfit adventure?  Because Matt bought a …

Born in the Eighties 396: Attack and Dethrone God

June 22nd, 2020

2:26:15

This is our agenda, to attack and dethrone god.  We also chat about the PS5 reveal event, as well as the various bits of civil unrest happening in the worst year ever. #BLM 

Born in the Eighties 395: Legalize Avacados

June 16th, 2020

2:41:51

I don't care whether or not they fund the drug trade, they taste great!  TJ's taco mirabell rice experiment has concluded, Spanky and Jon have thoughts.  Matt caused our guild to explode again, and we recap episodes …

Born in the Eighties 394: Leaky Gut, Leaky Butt

June 9th, 2020

1:38:40

Maybe it is all the listerine and soda pop he is drinkin, but if you got a leaky gut, you are gonna have a leaky butt.  We continue talkin Avatar, herbal teas that make you poop, rocksmith on PC, and games that aren't …

Born in the Eighties 393: Imagine Quibi

May 31st, 2020

2:24:08

The gang talks about comfort TV, working at a Pizza Inn, some small town google reviews, TJ bites a can, Jon rants about Quibi, and we all hate on Roseanne.  This is part one of the Bite Book Club (BBC) for Avatar: the …

Born in the Eighties 392: Big Boy Chair

May 24th, 2020

1:34:35

Matt has his gamer chair, TJ is toothless, and Jon wants a big boy chair to call his own.  We attempt to navigate the pandemic ravaged online shopping sites, and talk a little world of warcraft classic too.

Born in the Eighties 391: McDonalds McMiracle Rice

May 18th, 2020

1:42:52

You want some hot wet Mcdonalds?  Well, we tried it so you don't have to.  We also dip our toes into the insane world of the cereal mascot cinematic …

Born in the Eighties 390: Dummy Thicc Cheescake

May 9th, 2020

2:32:49

Does your cheesecake clap?  Is it thicc enough?  You could make a cheesecake in a rice cooker, or you could make a McMiracle.

Born in the EIghties 389: Self Pleasure Video

April 28th, 2020

1:57:26

Do you have 1200 dollars in bitcoin?  Then your self pleasure video will be sent to 5 random contacts unless you pay us.  This is definitely real.

Born in the Eighties 388: The United States of Drinking

April 22nd, 2020

2:21:20

Well, we are all working from home now.  How many of us are drinking from home too?

Born in the Eighties 387: Disney Couple

April 14th, 2020

1:56:24

Dude, if you hate your girlfriend, just say it.  If you are more interested in Cinderella than your significant other, you might not be a Disney couple.

Born in the Eighties 386: Charmin Ultrasoftcore

April 5th, 2020

2:11:39

Those bears ain't right.  Jon over-analyzes the plot structure of secret life of pets 2, we update everyone on our 'rona status, and we communicate with the great country of Canada about the before-times and youtube …

Born in the Eighties 385: Quarantine Qhronicles

March 29th, 2020

2:14:41

Well, 1 week into the national quarantine, and things are already getting pretty hairy.  We discuss what makes an essential business actually, as well as what can be turned into soft serve.  Please don't cough into your …

Born in the Eighties 384: My Corona

March 17th, 2020

1:51:43

Yeah, so, things have changed a lot in the last few weeks.  Let's discuss uhh.. the new state of the world... Huh.

 

Born in the Eighties 383: Rasta Banana

March 8th, 2020

2:10:47

We go deep into youtube hole about hotwheels racing leagues.  We also discuss the coin game, rasta banana prizes, the coronavirus, price gouging, and …

Born in the Eighties 382: TJ's Tooth Talez 2

March 2nd, 2020

2:15:06

TJ has, yet again, more tooth tales.  Jon and Matt eulogize their now defunct world of warcraft classic guild, and Spanky gets into Amiga repairs.

Born in the Eighties 381: Homer Eats Tide Pod

February 25th, 2020

2:06:23

First the boys attempt to #hackthemenu around the world, India's McDonald's menu is a trip.  Matt has watched all of the Simpsons on Disney+, Jon …

Born in the Eighties 380: Fieri 2020

February 15th, 2020

2:22:17

While everyone shares tale of world of warcraft, warcraft reforged, the coronavirus, clove cigarettes and benzocaine benders, the real issue here is …

Born in the Eighties 379: The Glorious Power of Neckbeards

February 2nd, 2020

2:02:22

So, I guess when it all comes down to it, we can just be happy that our podcast has made Adam into a lovecraftian meme.  Join Jon, TJ, Matt, and Spanky as we discover the new world we live in, the world of ABDL …

Born in the Eighties 378: The Cancellation Boogie

January 26th, 2020

1:59:27

Jon finds a new dark corner of reddit to share, TJ has more stories of retail woes, and Matt is intrigued by Cameo yet again.  Special guest Spanky joins as well.  

Born in the Eighties 377: Content Warning

January 17th, 2020

1:26:55

This week we ponder if people are assholes, Jon has a new kind of Content warning, Matt continues to play world of warcraft, and TJ goes in raw.

Born in the EIghties: Christmas is Terrible 2019

December 23rd, 2019

1:34:12

Hey, have you heard of Disney Plus?  Why it is the brand new streaming service in your home, like Netflix!  Do they have bad original Christmas movies like Netflix?  You betcha.  Check out this film from 2017 too good …

Born in the Eighties 375: OK Boomkin

December 20th, 2019

1:31:39

Jon... uh... is playing world of warcraft, but Matt's uncle works at Nintendo, so things are pretty cool there.  TJ is dead inside, and we are all …

Born in the Eighties 374: An Utterly Worthless Piece of Work

December 7th, 2019

1:43:44

This week Jon continues to rant about Capitalism, TJ weighs city planning in Dark Cloud, and Matt wants to talk about the cyber truck.  Which Baldwin is best?  Definitely not the one in a certain movie we talk about...

Born in the Eighties 373: War Criminal Vest

November 27th, 2019

1:39:30

Hey guys, let's creep out our co-workers by debating the tactics of the germans in WW2. What? I am being "sacked?" I'm taking my war criminal vest and waffen ss memorabilia off my desk and back home. Nothing bad will …

Born in the Eighties 372: Context Within

November 13th, 2019

1:40:09

TJ remembers days of yooper past and plays some old xbox games, Jon has a broken turntable, and Matt is just about burnt out on WoW Classic.  Sounds …

Born in the Eighties 371: Anime was a Mistake

November 3rd, 2019

1:58:19

Guys, anime is uhhh problematic.  There are some things we need to talk about.  Jon rants about anime, Matt pushes to get max level in world of warcraft, TJ recants a previous medical episode, and we all get into some …

Born in the Eighties 370: Death at Disney

October 25th, 2019

1:42:57

Jon rants about Downsizing for the 2nd week in a row, TJ ponders an AITA, and tries to better the world, and all Matt wants to be is a Star Wars Boi

Born in the Eighties 369: The Incompetent Deckhand

October 11th, 2019

1:35:27

Hoo boy, this is a doozy, this is the sex number episode!  You know Jon brought some spicy Reddit relationships stories.  Matt continues to be addicted to world of warcraft classic, and TJ has a story about dealing with …

Born in the Eighties 368: Cancel Cancel Culture

September 26th, 2019

2:26:38

Hoo boy, we are gonna get cancelled for this one.  Jon rants about cancelling people and anime, Matt is addicted to World of Warcraft, Spanky is tired of the alliance, and TJ is overjoyed with joycon drift and SNES …

Born in the Eighties 367: Iranian Yogurt

September 15th, 2019

2:13:18

We podcast live from Ratchet in World of Warcraft: Classic!  Jon tries to herd the group together, Matt discusses liquor bottles as art, TJ brings the egg knowledge, and Spanky wants a buff grandma.

Born in the Eighties 366: Annoying Pickles

September 9th, 2019

2:14:28

The boys talk WoW Classic, our poopsocking strategies, and much more.  Jon also brings a new segment, small town reviews, which isn't shameless …

Born in the Eighties 365: Dean is my Waifu

September 2nd, 2019

1:52:19

The boys talk about Amazon's the boys, Spanky has some thoughts on Evangelion, Jon struggles to defend anime, and Matt chooses his Supernatural Waifu.  In the end, all we want is Peanut butter cups.

Born in the Eighties 364: Not in Front of My Mural!

August 22nd, 2019

1:48:21

Jon starts things off with some small town google reviews, and the gang ponders google maps and area 51.  Tj and Matt weigh in on some relationship questions, and we all know that if you are going to film in front of …

Born in the Eighties 363: Little Timmy

August 16th, 2019

2:01:49

Please talk to little Timmy, he is a member of the family.  It doesn't matter that he is stuffed, or that he is a mouse, he is your brother in law, and you MUST RESPECT TIMMY!

Born in the Eighties 362: The Real McU

August 3rd, 2019

1:14:51

This is a Jon-less affair.  Matt hosts a rollickin' sode where topics range from 80's movie sequels and remakes, to the McDonald's cinematic …

Born in the Eighties 361: The Opposite of ASMR

July 27th, 2019

2:01:13

This episode starts off heavy as TJ recounts a harrowing experience at work.  Matt continues to play world of warcraft "classic" and Jon starts a new MMO addiction of the final fantasy variety.  Tune in to experience …

Born in the Eighties 360: Clink Clink Clink

July 21st, 2019

1:44:39

Matt drinks beer, Jon rants about Evangelion, and TJ brings a whopper of a doozy to the show.  Clink away and drop those coins into a bucket in private, don't wake your family please.

Born in the Eighties 359: Modified Caulk Machine

July 6th, 2019

2:00:26

This week Matt chats about Vanilla World of Warcraft, Jon boards the reddit "ship" to make you feel better about your personal lives, and TJ finds a new subreddit for us.  Thanks, I hate it!

Born in the Eighties 358: Heated Brexit Moment

June 23rd, 2019

1:36:22

TJ is sampling sodas of the diet variety, Matt is playing a video game from 2005, and Jon is bringing tales of brexit mishaps and sociopathic significant others.  Also, E3 Happened, I guess.

Born in the Eighties 357: The Scatman

June 11th, 2019

1:39:29

Matt keeps it WoW classic, TJ wonders if he is the asshole, and Jon brings some reddit ships to make us all feel better about ourselves.  That, and a …

Born in the Eighties 356: Racism is Solved!

June 4th, 2019

2:28:55

TJ finds an interesting new subreddit, Jon attempts to solve racism, and Matt gets pro - biotic.  Also, Classic World of Warcraft is taking over all …

Born in the Eighties 355: Brutally Excommunicated

May 26th, 2019

1:48:05

We chat about skeezy beauty and gaming #youtube content creators. TJ is back on the Pokemon Go train, and Matt wants to hop in that boxcar.  Jon rants about Call of Duty Black Ops 4, and ponders the new addiction that …

Born in the Eighties 354: Watermelon Eyes

May 12th, 2019

1:46:28

The NBA Finals are approaching, so Jon wants to break down the remaining mascots.  TJ has a bone to pick with some corporate twitter accounts, and Matt has seen the Endgame, and is ready to spoil it.

Born in the Eighties 353: Deprising

May 4th, 2019

2:02:30

Depressing, surprising, surprisingly depressing... That is what deprising is all about. 2019 in a nutshell. TJ demos Nintendo's Labo VR. Jon rants about rich people again, and we discuss Disney live action movies, Coco, …

Born in the Eighties 352: I'm a Predator

April 23rd, 2019

1:55:27

Jon pines for multiplayer FPS gaming of ages past, Matt gets spooky on an alpha midnight ghost hunt, and TJ trains in the dojo of Cobra Kai.  We also …

Born in the Eighties 351: Plating Karen

April 14th, 2019

1:58:05

After falling down the feed of a low key Korean Frozen tumblr fetish account, the guys decide to record a podcast.  TJ shares some ramen hacks, Matt watched Hereditary, and Jon has a bad theater experience watching US.  …

Born in the Eighties 350: Opossum Oproblem

April 7th, 2019

1:54:16

Jon goes car shopping, TJ dreams of anime food wars, Matt has problems with #brands there are anime music video sites, and opossums having oproblems!

Born in the Eighties 349: Cameo

April 4th, 2019

1:54:49

How much would you pay for a cameo?  Matt discovers the terrible wonders of Cameo, TJ fails at speedrunning, and Jon dishes out some vegan facts.

Born in the Eighties 348: Smashing Bae's Junk

March 24th, 2019

1:50:33

Jon reads a cancerous press release, TJ becomes a paperclip piling powerhouse, and Matt gets all up in the disappointing Virtual Bart.  We talk furry …

Born in the Eighties 347: TJ's Tooth Talez

March 15th, 2019

1:54:44

Tj's got some tales of tooth trouble, Jon is excited about buying power equipment and flipping virtual houses.  Matt is just ape-ing out everywhere, and we all talk twitch tactics.

Born in the Eighties 346: Swole-shi

March 8th, 2019

2:02:54

Jon is knee deep in BLOPS4, TJ is excited at a new pokemon game, and Matt just has to criticize everything Jon has ever done.  We walk down the history of Born in the Eighties, and look at some B.S. podcasting …

Born in the Eighties 345: The Jorts Tree

February 28th, 2019

2:11:57

TJ just can't get enough of them Jorts, Matt remembers a tour of Green Day past, and Jon buys more movie posters.  Rocko's Modern Life, Black Ops 4, …

Born in the Eighties 344: Broken by the Internet

February 22nd, 2019

1:55:24

Jon falls into the depths of the internet again, and a macabre game is played. TJ is T-spinning through the new Nintendo news, and Matt is thinking of the wrong kind of bum fight.

Born in the Eighties 343: The Road to El Dorado

February 17th, 2019

2:04:43

Jon rants about capture equipment costs, TJ schools everyone on tax law, and Matt has some news about a new VR game.  We all assist a hapless soul …

Born in the Eighties 342: Mickey Quickie

February 11th, 2019

2:12:09

We do a Mickey Quickie on Kingdom Hearts 3, Jon talks about Konosuba, Matt watches Solo, we are joined by Spanky from the while away podcast, we …

Born in the Eighties 341: A Beautiful Autumn Leaf

February 2nd, 2019

2:17:33

Matt, TJ, and Jon find out what Kingdom Hearts characters they are. #Hackthemenu returns with online ordering tips. Jon plays Slay the Spire, and we try to help a lady with some attention in a gym.

Born in the Eighties 340: With Cole Watson!

January 25th, 2019

2:25:45

This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our …

Born in the Eighties 339: Giant VR Women

January 19th, 2019

2:16:03

Get those fortnite dancing and dabbing hours in while they are still legal! Check out the Epic Games store, and old game show re-runs on Netflix. …

Born in the Eighties 338: Subs get Snaps

January 11th, 2019

2:31:43

Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding …

Born in the Eighties 337: Eat the Rich

January 6th, 2019

2:10:16

John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody …

Born in the Eighties 336: Rewind Time

December 22nd, 2018

2:11:09

It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank …

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2018

December 13th, 2018

1:30:49

You thought 2017 was terrible?  Let me tell you about a little year called 2018!  Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince".  It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very …

Born in the Eighties 335: Kinda Skeezy

December 8th, 2018

2:11:44

This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy.  NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more.  Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

Born in the Eighties 334: The Sodamelier

December 2nd, 2018

2:11:35

TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I …

Born in the Eighties 333: Hot Pocket

November 25th, 2018

1:54:01

Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land.  Grab …

Born in the Eighties 332: Snitches get Stitches

November 18th, 2018

2:01:25

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, …

Born in the Eighties 331: The Fall of Video Games 2018

November 11th, 2018

1:56:42

TJ is busy hocking a Pachinko machine, while Jon and Matt play 2018's latest games!  Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2.  Get your Blizzcon and Playstation Classic takes here as well.

Born in the Eighties 330: The Good Doctor

November 3rd, 2018

1:55:27

Come visit the Good Doctor, have a potion!  Don't ask what is in the potion! Just drink it!  Don't buy a UV light to inspect your carpets when you have a puppy!  Don't go on nextdoor.com Visit the Good Doctor, TRUST THE …

Born in the Eighties 329: H T T P Colon Slash Slash

October 28th, 2018

1:41:27

What is that URL again? Matt plays serial cleaner, TJ is an Iphone doctor, and Jon laments a split in anime providers. Since it is a spooky Halloween episode that was totally planned, we talk about terrifying prions and …

Born in the Eighties 328: Psycho Hose Beast

October 20th, 2018

1:46:33

Battle Psycho hose beasts, the viet cong, and climate change! Matt has a preview of Fallout 76, TJ's world ends with you, and Jon is in the jungles of 'nam in Rising Storm 2. Cut through the youtube copyright bs and bag …

Born in the Eighties 327 - Intact Tomcat

October 14th, 2018

2:12:55

Jon is now the ace of spays, as his lil pup went through her surgery. Matt is looking at eye-mouthed frogs, and playing PS4 games for the first time. TJ continues to ponder his employment, and the labor market in …

Born in the Eighties 326: Bowsette's Assets

October 6th, 2018

1:58:01

Bowsette has got it goin' on.  For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food.  We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme.  TJ talks about pee goats, …

Born in the Eighties 325: To X or Not to X

September 30th, 2018

2:07:08

Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and …

Born in the Eighties 324: Insider Deli Knowledge

September 18th, 2018

2:15:01

TJ completes a lengthy quest on Twitch. Jon brings back an old segment, and tasks his co-hosts with homework assignments. NBA 2k19 is played, Matt's …

Born in the Eighties 323: SPORTS

September 13th, 2018

2:05:20

This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children's sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children's sports movies of …

Born in the Eighties 322: The Land of Ice and Dongs

September 4th, 2018

2:03:51

Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten.  TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood.  Also, beware of …

Born in the Eighties 321: Meters "Tails" per second

August 23rd, 2018

1:52:04

Spanky and Euan from the "While Away" podcast join TJ and I for a Mattless episode of this show. We talk casinos, memes, teen titans, emulators, …

Born in the Eighties 320: Garfield's Cloaca

August 19th, 2018

1:35:42

Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong ... the internet is full of them.  TJ has seen too …

Born in the Eighties 319: Mission Creep

August 9th, 2018

1:43:43

We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj  This week's free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that …

Born in the Eighties 318: The Fingertip Grip

August 2nd, 2018

1:59:24

Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into …

Born in the Eighties 317: Puppy Problems

July 25th, 2018

1:48:08

TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired.  Don't let a cloud eat you, don't James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!

Born in the Eighties 316: The Maltese TJ

July 19th, 2018

2:00:59

We revisit a classic, condemn Twitter to death, play Hollow Knight, purchase controllers, and say goodbye to loved ones... all in one action packed …

Born in the Eighties 315: Scrub This!

July 14th, 2018

1:33:59

In the age of online shaming and social media, we need to make sure we are squeaky clean, and free of anime, because it is 100% bad.... mostly.

Born in the Eighties 314: A Good Organ

July 1st, 2018

1:47:00

Jon is full of SCIENCE this week.  Matt is just looking for a good organ, and TJ is working out the math on this Pi edition of the podcast.

 

 

Born in the Eighties 313: E3 2018!!!

June 23rd, 2018

2:00:24

The boys try to piece together something to be excited about at this year's e3.

Born in the Eighties 312: E3 2018 Predictacast

June 13th, 2018

2:17:41

Here are our E3 rumors and predictions.  How well did we do?  Not well at all.  Enjoy E3 2018, and check back next week for our reactions to all of the gaming news of E3 2018!!!

Born in the Eighties 311: Tandem Ureters

June 7th, 2018

1:50:30

Jon had a bachelor party and got married.  Matt was a partyboy, TJ passed a difficult challenge, and we all have our social norms questioned.  Back …

Bachelor from the Eighties: Too Drunk to Care

May 29th, 2018

1:43:42

Jon is getting married. Time to talk about manly things. There are a brave few of us trying to keep this thing on the rails. Jon and Lantz are not those people, join us for this very special episode.

Born in the Eighties 310: Subs vs Dubs

May 15th, 2018

2:07:13

Someone bought a new game gear game in 2018, Jon has a Virtual Boy, we all suck at Fortnite, your DNA is for sale, and the eternal battle of subs vs dubs rages on... strong as ever.

Born in the Eighties 309: Too Many Turtles

May 4th, 2018

1:55:55

Seriously, there are like 6 different versions of the turtles in media.  And no matter how many times you reboot the series, Raphael is still a …

Born in the Eighties 308: That Happened!

April 24th, 2018

1:44:23

Everything you read on the internet is true! That REALLY happened! Reddit wouldn't lie to you? 360 video is not VR Porn! Also, we go old school and …

Born in the Eighties 307: Meals on Wheels and Chill

April 17th, 2018

1:49:52

I've had enough with these meme wars! I just want to play Minecraft with TJ!  We attempt to solve some relationship problems in dead bedrooms, and we …

Born in the Eighties 306 - TJ's Magical Helper

April 12th, 2018

2:08:54

Jon is moving on up! To the East side! To a deluxe home... on the street... TJ cannot remember a magical helper movie, with money rain maybe? Also, we learn that all of our favorite things were advertisements... Also, …

Born in the Eighties 305 - Beyond Cosby

April 6th, 2018

2:10:33

We find out what goes beyond Cosby.  Is it more bowels of reddit?  Video chat hijinks? Superhot VR? Canadian Monsters? Tunak Tune in to find out!

Born in the Eighties 304: Too Hot for Twitch Two

March 18th, 2018

1:58:26

Got some e-surance rule 34 for you right here. Strap on your sword of choice, and don your cowboy hat, as we plumb the bowels of reddit, hunt …

Born in the Eighties 303: Schrödinger's Cat With Women

March 13th, 2018

1:53:24

We chat about steamed hams, blood transfusions, MGTOW, animal testing, home buying, Dropmix, and One Punch Man. Help us perform the Schrödinger's cat experiment, but with women, in this weeks "The Bowels of Reddit"

Born in the Eighties 302: Kingdom Hearts & Taxes

March 4th, 2018

2:06:58

Which is more complicated? Understanding the tax code, or the storyline of the Kingdom Hearts games? Only 2 things are certain in life, Sora and Taxes.

Saturday Night Bite 8: The Legend of Billy

February 25th, 2018

2:08:45

Don't call me a barback, even thought it would look good on my resume. Billy likes to drink, Billy cannot hold his liquor. I still like Billy, Lantz …

Born in the Eighties 301: Learn 2 Troll

February 18th, 2018

1:56:56

Jon continues his house hunt and begins a monster hunt, TJ is all alone in a snowy house, and Matt has a paradox, of the Cloverfield variety.  Will …

Born in the Eighties 300: Tree Talk

February 11th, 2018

2:26:18

In this supersized 300th episode, we lose TJ to technical issues, share podcasting tips, discuss fake followers, Jon talks about trees for 40 …

Born in the Eighties 299: The Worst Thing Ever

February 2nd, 2018

1:48:39

TJ hacks the menu with taco bell's nacho fries, Matt rants about the wedding industrial complex, Jon begins his home search, and we find the worst milkshake duck ever.  All that plus Chinese memes, nerd metal, shrimp …

Born in the Eighties 298: 2017 Games of the Year

January 27th, 2018

2:32:46

This is a LOOOOOONG one.  Jon runs down his top 10 games of the year, and TJ and Matt share their favorite games.  We take a look ahead to 2018, and share a Milkshake Duck of the week!

Born in the Eighties 297: Racist Knuckles

January 19th, 2018

2:02:48

Relive your "All That" fandom on this episode.  Joined by Spanky and Euan, formerly known as KewlGames Inc Vancouver, the gang discusses the Citizen …

Born in the Eighties 296: Fake Nudes

January 11th, 2018

2:12:18

Tj wants to remember the internet of the past.  Jon plumbs the bowels of reddit, and finds the Milkshake duck of the week.  Matt remembers a Star …

Born in the Eighties 295: Moar like SJW Wars AMIRITE?

January 7th, 2018

2:02:31

In this episode, Jon, Adam, Matt, and TJ chat about "The Last Jedi" for nearly 50 minutes. Skip ahead to 51 minutes to avoid spoilers.  Jon talks about Nier Automata, Adam has been Assassin's creeding, TJ has been …

Born in the Eighties 294: Sugar Grannies

December 29th, 2017

1:43:18

TJ and his clan are infected, Matt plays a trivia game, and Jon enters the world of pick up artists. Also, realdolls are hella expensive, better get …

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2017

December 20th, 2017

1:37:46

2017 has been a terrible year! It is time to have a terrible Christmas! We watch the Vince Vaughn Vanity Vehicle - Fred Claus. This movie opens with Kathy Bates giving birth to the largest baby ever, and stars Kevin …

Born in the Eighties 293: Study Your Sleep Jon

December 15th, 2017

2:05:52

Jon participates in a sleep study, Matt watches Ladybird, TJ dishes on Patreon's update, and we all attempt to pronounce Saoirse correctly.

Born in the Eighties 292: Sweet Wolf Jacket

December 9th, 2017

2:20:44

Matt and Jon are varying levels of impressed by Pocket Camp, TJ is a video golf champion, and we all are mystified by the ways of the reddit pick up …

Saturday Night BITE 7: Lantz Has Something to Say

November 30th, 2017

1:39:19

Lantz sits down for a somewhat serious talk. Thanks for listening!

Born in the Eighties 291: KewlGames Inc Vancouver

November 25th, 2017

2:17:14

Spanky and Euan from the Kewlgames Inc Vancouver podcast join us as guests in this special episode. Spanky hates games, Euan loves Godzilla, and Quizbot makes his triumphant return.

Born in the Eighties 290: Female Humanoid Organisms

November 17th, 2017

2:13:59

Lets light a candle for the best worst community of reddit r/incels, which has ceased to exists. The chads won people... the chads won. Also, PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB, IT IS FREE!!!!

Born in the Eighties 289: Busty Friends 4

November 7th, 2017

2:00:41

We talk about lesser known cults, Japanese Pizza Hut Menu items, Jon's resemblance to the serial killer on Mindhunter, and so much more. Cookiepuss …

Born in the Eighties 288: Short Pump Virginia

November 3rd, 2017

1:50:26

Jon recreates his twitter account into something beautiful. TJ discusses the great movie robots, and Matt finds a new podcast to like, and a new town …

Saturday Night BITE 6: Jugs and Bags

October 27th, 2017

2:16:21

Jon and Lantz sit down to chat about every thing from draft dodgers, to piss jugs, Lea Thompson, and much much more.

Born in the Eighties 287: I'm Orcin' Here!

October 20th, 2017

1:49:12

Orcin' in New York in this new episode. We talk SNES Classics, Shadow of War, Battlefront 2, and Hack the Menu.

Born in the Eighties 286: Shown of the Dead

October 14th, 2017

1:41:33

TJ finds a list of real authentic baseball player names, Matt is into Synthesizers, and Jon introduces a new podcast game, Five Faves....

Born in the Eighties 285: The SNES Clapocalypse

October 8th, 2017

1:58:22

Tj and Jon tell tales of their battle on the front lines of the SNES Classic launch. Matt plays Shadow of War mobile, and we delve back into the bowels of reddit, and Jon brings everyone down with him.

Born in the Eighties 284: Every Potty is a Squatty

September 30th, 2017

2:05:59

We again visit the bowels of reddit, Adam extolls the virtues of the cougs, TJ educates on r/nofap and Matt becomes a Trudy Tective.

 

Born in the Eighties 283: A Glitch in the Simulation

September 26th, 2017

1:49:06

This world is Elon Musk's simulation and we are just livin' in it.

Born in the Eighties 282: The Deep V Club

September 19th, 2017

1:52:01

Matt is IT, Jon rants about Equifax, and TJ meets his destiny.. 2.  Also Pewdiepie said the n word, so that is the world we live in now.  Get ready for a heated podcast moment!

Born in the Eighties 281: Getting Corncobbed

September 12th, 2017

1:57:11

TJ regales us with his tales of the Gamestop Expo, Matt learns about competitive tickling, and Jon gives a lesson on Twitterati lingo.

Born in the Eighties 280: #RealWomenHaveTentacles

August 31st, 2017

1:57:32

The SNES classic preorder nonsense happened. Did any of us get one? What lengths did Jon go to, to get one? How many hours can a scantily clad woman …

Saturday Night BITE 5: Ron Perlman is in There Somewhere...

August 29th, 2017

1:53:03

Lantz and Jon talk about lame nazis, nuclear armageddon, and the Island of Dr. Moreau. Yeah.. I guess that all fits in nicely.

Born in the Eighties 279: Gambling all of Dad's Bitcoins

August 24th, 2017

1:52:27

We get serious a bit, before talking about the funniest words ever, as proven by science.  We visit the bowels of reddit and talk PUBG stats.

Born in the Eighties 278: Condiment Cousins

August 17th, 2017

1:55:42

What is Mayo's southern cousin?  We are afraid of nukes and WWII Imax movies.  Matt's magikarp grows, and TJ is playin' portables.

Born in the Eighties 277: We Get Raided

August 11th, 2017

1:50:28

I guess Twitch raiding is a thing.  And boy do those teens love posting Nazi stuff.

Born in the Eighties 276: Gettin' 'Pilled

August 3rd, 2017

2:01:00

WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE 'PILLED!!!  Symptoms include, pizza conspiracies, nes classic edition conspiracies, vegan conspiracies, and dating vampires.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Born in the Eighties 275: This Amazing Surgery!

July 27th, 2017

1:50:25

TJ is stuck on location preppin hawt comic-con merch, Matt ponders the future of VR, and Jon chows down on some Korean cookies.  AR translation apps are awesome, and the weird reddit incel community stars in this week's …

Born in the Eighties 274: Gas Station Grifter

July 21st, 2017

2:05:49

Listen in to hear the tales of the HAWT GRIFTING ACTION.  Face mites eat sleep and bone on your face, and there is nothing you can do about it.  TJ …

Born in the Eighties 273: I wanna be Kid Vid!

July 13th, 2017

2:08:56

Kid Vid was pretty rad.  Sad to hear he is part of the alt-right now.  Jaws and Wheeler were really broken up about it.  I am really glad J.D. is no longer with us, because he doesn't have to see this hatred. SMH. …

Born in the Eighties 272: Classic, Nintendo

July 6th, 2017

1:56:54

The SNES classic is upon us.  Will TJ be able to live through it?  Matt is killing many orcs, and Jon is wondering about a certain woman.

Born in the Eighties 271: Buzzed Tweeting is Drunk Tweeting

June 29th, 2017

1:35:08

Everyone is live in the house, Lantz has hot olsen twins takes, TJ has twitch problems, Matt is chillin', Harvey Keitel is talkin to Jesus, and Jon …

Born in the Eighties 270: E3 2017 Recap

June 22nd, 2017

2:21:43

Mario is seriously up to some weird shizz.  Yes that guy slid down a pyramid, and things are expensive in the future.

Born in the Eighties 269: E3 2017, Wrong Predictions Only

June 15th, 2017

1:59:01

This is our e3 preview podcast we recorded the week before e3.  Join us and imagine an e3 2017 that could have happened.  We were wrong, bigly wrong.

Born in the Eighties 268: Talkin' Bout My Generation

June 10th, 2017

1:55:54

Kids these days.. what are we going to do?  Playin' Magikarp games on their phones, spilling fluids on Tony Hawk Ride boards, playing dumb sound …

Born in the Eighties 267: Knuckles the Enchilada

June 1st, 2017

1:36:51

Those tall ladies got Jon thinkin...  Bad Sonic Fanfic is read, TJ's love of fidget spinners are discussed, and Matt is sitting scared in the bathroom of an abandoned building clutching his UMP0 somewhere in Russia? …

Born in the Eighties 266: Hip Hop Looney Tunes

May 28th, 2017

2:14:32

Jon, Matt and TJ talk about the movies of the summer!  But, before that, they find their favorite not quite properly licensed looney tunes shirts.  

Born in the Eighties 265: Walking on Sunshine

May 20th, 2017

1:56:24

We chat about our various sleeping strategies, TJ grabs a computer dust to trip the light fantastic, and Matt is tentatively excited about the Owlchemy labs purchase by google.

Born in the Eighties 264: Papa T's Honey Bees

May 11th, 2017

1:44:25

More Melissaphilia minute!  TJ brings us all down on his birthday, reminding us that death is all around us.  Matt experiences the new MST3K season, and Jon rants about the Fyre festival for a bit.  TJ also introduces …

Born in the Eighties 263: Meet the Meat-Bots

May 6th, 2017

1:27:03

Broken glass covered floors, clean meat covered robots, loot boxes oh my!  Welcome our flesh covered metallic overlords.

Born in the Eighties 262: Rex Ronan, Experimental Surgeon

April 30th, 2017

1:59:56

Have you played the best SNES game of all time?  Ready to get your experimental surgery on?  "Switch" on this podcast to hear us complain about the NES Classic, the CS:GO community and much more.  Matt lives, dies, then …

Born in the Eighties 261: What Are the Young People Into?

April 23rd, 2017

2:01:57

We are all old.  Jon's back is disintegrating, TJ is yelling at cables, and Matt is pondering grown up things in podcast for adults.  We say a …

Born in the Eighties 260: Final Chapter 2.8 Prologue ReMix

April 15th, 2017

1:55:14

Babs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Natalie Dormer.. all in the same google image results search... What a time to be alive.

Born in the Eighties 259: Notch Needs a Friend

April 10th, 2017

1:49:43

Notch! We will be your friends. Feel free to call us any time. I would love a go on that candy room that you have in your house. I wonder if he is a …

Saturday Night BITE 4: A Community of Juggalos

April 4th, 2017

2:01:39

A Juggalo reality TV show in the style of Survivor, Tila Tequila's fuhrer furor, and Batman as a moody teen, all in this week's Saturday Night BITE.

Born in the Eighties 258: The Fruit Stripe Man

March 30th, 2017

1:41:11

Come on and join the discarded mascots with us!  We take a trip down nostalgia lane, get warmed up for a show, talk about the House on the Rock, Aquaman, Destiny 2, and a heck of a dang lot more.  Hop on the Fruit …

Born in the Eighties 257: Enter the Echo Chamber

March 23rd, 2017

1:40:48

Can we just stop saying stupid things on the internet echo chamber?  Matt eats some gross new oreos, and the guys discuss their fave flaves.  We chat …

Born in the Eighties 256: The Nut Cast

March 16th, 2017

1:47:28

You want to talk about Nuts?  We get Nuts.

Born in the Eighties 255: Joycon 2 Joycon

March 9th, 2017

1:54:21

The Nintendo Switch came out, and because the game cards specifically have some sort of bittering agent on them, we absolutely had to lick them.  And …

Saturday Night BITE 3: Drinking for Adults

March 7th, 2017

1:55:17

Learn to drink like an Adult.  Don't ghost people when you break up with them... LANTZ.  Also, we touch upon some podcast drama in the past, and we …

Born in the Eighties 254: The Pop-tart Gourmet

March 2nd, 2017

1:37:26

Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to "Switch" to Nintendo's new console, and Matt finds a classy …

Born in the Eighties 253: Too Hot for Twitch

February 23rd, 2017

1:50:19

Just.. too many dongs.  Yandere Simulator, Pewdiepie, the ACLU bundles, Avatar and Korra.  So much controversy, too much for Twitch to handle.

Born in the Eighties 252: Sorry Luigi

February 14th, 2017

1:48:14

Sorry Luigi...  Dr. Who is shaking up the cast, and Adam Matt and Jon remember the scariest Dr. Who baddies.  Jon is thinking about getting into doomsday preppin, Adam joins a virtual japanese boyband for a road trip, …

Born in the Eighties 251: Technically Difficult

February 7th, 2017

1:27:31

Boy, did we have a lot of problems when recording this one.  What survived the technical issues was more Taco Bell talk, Dragon Warrior streaming on Twitch, and UFO sightings in Chile.  Enjoy.  Be warned, this is a …

Saturday Night Bite 2: Unsanctioned Buffonery

January 31st, 2017

2:11:57

Lantz joins Jon again for another late night chat. Topics include friend betrayals, surprisingly decent blues albums, acceptable bald hair cuts, unacceptable amounts of tattoos, on set disputes over buffoonery, the …

Born in the Eighties 250: Melissaphilia

January 26th, 2017

1:51:55

Let's talk about the Nintendo Switch, talking to bots, Twitch and Youtube drama, odd sexual fetishes, and a heck of a dang lot more.  Melissaphilia is the hot new thang.  Get your bee beards ready!

Born in the Eighties 249: New Donk City

January 17th, 2017

1:25:07

When you walk the mean streets of New Donk City like I do, you learn one thing.  That the Nintendo Switch is going to be out on March 3rd in the US, and cost 299 USD.  You think you have what it takes to survive the …

Born in the Eighties 248: The Hand Injury Hour

January 12th, 2017

1:55:48

Jon, Matt, and TJ May or May Not would like you to most definitely not tweet #fucktheblacklash.  Knock out two birds one cup by listening to this hot …

Born in the Eighties 247: The Festival of Lit

January 3rd, 2017

2:11:42

Gird your Robo-colons, the festival of lit is upon us!  Also, it is 2017 now!  What does the future hold for VR?  Will people perform social …

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2016

December 23rd, 2016

57:36

Here it is!  We watch "The 12 Dates of Christmas" Starring Amy Smart and Mark Paul Gosselaar, which is a heck of a dang old name to pronounce.  That …

Born in the Eighties 246: You Can Buy Anything on Amazon

December 22nd, 2016

1:47:05

Mario is now mobile!  The boys discuss how to shower, and how to live with a massive amount of strep throat.  You can't get this podcast delivered to you via drone yet... but that is the future!

Saturday Night BITE 1

December 19th, 2016

1:58:56

Hey, this is a new thing we are doing.  Remember Lantz?  How he used to be on this show?  Well, he has decided to grace us with his presence.  To talk about coworkers getting beaten up, bad movie trailers, useless jedi, …

Born in the Eighties 244: Schemin and Scammin

December 6th, 2016

2:19:27

2 brothers! Always up to something!  Learn2stream in TJ's stream corner, listen to Jon finish 4 glasses of bourbon.. and progressively kill his liver cells while you listen.  We also talk trailers from the game awards, …

Born in the Eighties 243: Hot Pokemoms

December 1st, 2016

2:01:46

Hey, so.. Ash... your mom... what time do you leave for school? What is the deal with your dad? Is he around? Let me know the details of this …

Born in the Eighties SPECIAL: Ghost Adventure at Willow Creek Farm

November 27th, 2016

2:17:06

Jon, Matt, and Lauren (Jon's fiance) travel down to the historically haunted Willow Creek farm to meet with the owner, Al Kelchner.  Enjoy.

Born in the Eighties 242: The Suicide Sauce

November 22nd, 2016

2:05:39

Mix all them sauces into one pot! You got a podcast brewin! We #hackthecafeteria and talk about lunches past. Jon has some Star Wars jerk-takes, and Matt is the anti-jerk. TJ eats cans like a goat or something. Fake …

Born in the Eighties 241: Spit on my Pants

November 15th, 2016

2:11:01

Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink …

Born in the Eighties 240: A Dyslexic's 420

November 7th, 2016

2:06:28

Jon rants a lot in this episode, you have been warned. Rimworld, hot take articles, and so much more. Jon angry! We also talk about the new superdisease that is going to kill us all, and TJ is super sick. Doot Doot Doot …

Born in the Eighties 239: Creepy Cat Bowser Dance

November 1st, 2016

2:05:17

The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can't look away. Bowser don't care tho... Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don't care.

Born in the Eighties 238: The Underclean

October 25th, 2016

2:13:24

You want that underclean?  TJ wants that underclean.  Buy a bidet.  Matt plays tuber apps, and enjoys a headphone jack-less life.  Jon is scared of a Blair Witch, and visits the battlefield of the war to end all wars. …

Born in the Eighties 237: The Legend of Zeldo

October 18th, 2016

1:59:34

PSVR happened!  Play the future of gaming!  The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game!  Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be …

Born in the Eighties 236: Total Hedonism

October 11th, 2016

2:04:53

Matt and Jon embrace the hedonism as they chat about Westworld.  Palmer Luckey is kind of a dick, and we learn about a future on Mars.  Eradicate those stink bugs, pre-load your Mafias, and don't be too stoned to listen …

Born in the Eighties 235: Complicated Garbage Trap

October 4th, 2016

1:50:57

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop …

Born in the Eighties 234: I Like Pee Pee Township

September 27th, 2016

1:49:11

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and …

Born in the Eighties 233: Divergent Storylines

September 20th, 2016

2:03:11

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click …

Born in the Eighties 232: The Danku Tree

September 13th, 2016

2:12:16

The prodigal Hamm returns.  Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Born in the Eighties 231: My Hard Drive Died and Youtube is Live!

September 5th, 2016

1:52:55

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah!  Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently.  Nintendo announced some games …

Born in the Eighties 230: Dedicated to their Craft

August 29th, 2016

2:04:21

They really are dedicated to their craft.  You have to give them that.  #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode.  Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl). …

Born in the Eighties 229: Totally Rad Guide to North Korea

August 23rd, 2016

1:41:42

Have you been to the DPRK bro?  It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah!  They think my white guy dreds …

Born in the Eighties 228: Giraffe is Trainable for War

August 17th, 2016

1:49:59

Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress' most interesting ones.  Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger …

Born in the Eighties 227: Podcast Metastability Event

August 9th, 2016

2:03:45

We, apparently, are all going to die.  Come find out the horrible horrible ways the world will end. We get seriously Roland Emmerich up in here.

 

Born in the Eighties 226: #HacktheMenu

August 2nd, 2016

1:56:31

Disrupt your visit to Taco Bell, with these sikk menu hax. Maximize your food haulage bro! This podcast is totally not sponsored by Waunafest. Not at …

Born in the Eighties 225: The Floodening

July 26th, 2016

1:34:35

We are joined by TJ!  He is a guy who has been places man. Also, he is into some deep dark 999 and JPOP stuff.  He joins Jon and Matt to chat about how nothing has happened all week, and then Jon receives some watery …

Born in the Eighties 224: The Poo Bears

July 19th, 2016

2:02:20

Those bears... disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some …

Born in the Eighties 223: Super Mega VR Matt EX

July 12th, 2016

1:40:04

Matt's Drunken purchasing decisions lead him to an HTC Vive.  Adam is present, and Jon is incensed at CS:Go betting and skin gambling.  

Space Dandy,My Hero …

Born in the Eighties 222: The Bet

July 4th, 2016

2:10:41

Jon is ready to begin his illustrious muk-bang career, Matt is a budding Sourdough artiste, and Adam is all up in on the anime this week. The guys …

Born in the Eighties 221: Full Hog

June 21st, 2016

1:57:51

Some would say whole hog, I am not one of those people. Matt and Jon chat about e3 2016 and all of the awesome games coming out this fall and next …

Born in the Eighties 220: The Night Enchanter

June 12th, 2016

1:51:45

Adam is some sort of fantasy sex magician, Jon is hooked on Overwatch, Matt chats about AMC's preacher, and Jon takes a trip down Anime lane. All …

Born in the Eighties 219: A Sweaty Lou

June 7th, 2016

1:50:24

Steer clear of the Sweaty Lou, unless you are prepared to take a dank poo. Koozie returns, as Jon begins high school. Matt finishes up a music video, …

Born in the Eighties 218: The Sausage Factory

May 31st, 2016

1:50:48

Learn what it is like to be "In the Room When it Happens" "I Believe" you are going to like this episode. Matt and Jon talk about a sadly common health issue, but the "Man Up" and work through it. Don't "Turn it off", …

Born in the Eighties 217: Koozie Khronicles

May 24th, 2016

1:42:06

The gang talks everything from supermarket shopping, to Google VR, to Indiana Jones to Overwatch, and Marvel's Civil War.  Also, we take the first trip of many into... Koozie's Korner.

 

krogers,overwatch,indiana …

Born in the Eighties 216: #Gandalfvapelife

May 17th, 2016

1:31:48

The Gandalfs of the future will all be piping sick ass e-liquids. Jon leads his space-foxes to prosperity throughout the galaxy in Stellaris. Matt …

Born in the Eighties 215: College Fund Wang Money

May 9th, 2016

1:31:05

Drop trou to get them benjamins honey!  Take a trip to Hell's Kitchen with Blind Kungfu lawyer, or maybe you will end up just another one of Queen Elizabeth's clone-slaves.

 

clones,cloning,queen elizabeth,mind …

Born in the Eighties 214: World of Borecraft

May 3rd, 2016

1:49:31

How much does Jon know about WoW lore? ... Very little. Jon and Matt talk all things blizzard, nintendo, and catschewing on cables. WARNING: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY SPOILERS WITHIN!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

 

nintendo,nx,world of …

Born in the Eighties 213: Skunk Ape Vigoda

April 25th, 2016

1:40:37

Are Jon and Adam truly "Born in the Eighties"? The demon beast of warcraft has sucked Jon back in again, Adam contemplates the life of a swamp …

Born in the Eighties 212: Back on the Horse

April 19th, 2016

1:32:32

Old Habits die hard... Jon returns to his old addictions, and Adam plans on making a new one. Computergate 2016 takes another sharp turn. Pokemon …

Born in the Eighties 211: Stealth Umbrella

April 11th, 2016

1:26:27

Jonbro and Adambro join the broforce. Jon watches CS:GO and plays Nintendo's Miitomo and Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright. Adam doesn't really care about the ending of this season of The Walking Dead.

Born in the Eighties 210: Ben Spiderman's Web

April 4th, 2016

1:46:03

Jon and Adam discuss a brand new type of superhero, chat about the latest movie in the DC Universe, they also talk about PS 4.5's, VR's thud of a launch, and so much more!

 

Geeks Mania,CSGO,arcade,ms pacman, ninja …

Born in the Eighties 209: Virtual Matt

March 29th, 2016

1:47:20

Adam is under the weather, and sometimes guest host Matt Haag makes his triumphant return. We talk about VR.. a lot. And TV shows.

Born in the Eighties 208: Plumb Hamm

March 20th, 2016

1:45:53

Adam does a manly thing, and Jon reads a vexing yelp review. PSVR is here, as is the Division and Playstation Vue. Read up on the leidenfrost effect …

Born in the Eighties 207: A Rich Tapestry

March 14th, 2016

1:43:48

Wherein we view the tapestries. Topics range from pokemon, Stardew Valley,tapestry,CS:GO,IEM Katowice,bear simulators, Coleco Chameleons, and all …

Born in the Eighties 206: In the Pokemood

March 6th, 2016

1:57:16

Get into the Pokemood this week. Jon is an Alpha Sapphire fanatic, Adam is still playing an old game, and Jon shares his pokemon superstitions.  Jon …

Born in the Eighties 205: A Literate Man of Stature

February 27th, 2016

2:01:55

Enter the Spin Zone...  Adam and Jon chat a lot about Pokemon, hate shitting, Good Rapperport and we delve into Jon's Pad for the first time.  Be a literate man of stature, and listen in!

 

Born in the EIghties 204: Finely Honed Trash

February 20th, 2016

1:33:51

Adam and Jon discuss some finely honed trash, Jon plays a bunch of games, and both of our hosts have seen the movie deadpool.

deadpool,white …

Born in the Eighties 203: You See Everything...

February 13th, 2016

1:51:34

Adam and Jon chat about topics ranging from Penny Dreadful, the delicious Quesalupa, Firewatch, and making gravitational waves.  Einstein was right …

Born in the Eighties 202: My Wizard Friend

February 5th, 2016

1:47:42

Jon plays a BUNCH of games, such as the talos principal and pillars of eternity, and his computer is acting weird again.  Could this be the end of …

Born in the Eighties 201: The Home is Our World...

January 29th, 2016

1:43:10

The boys preev the games coming out in 2016, lament the loss of a moffat, chat about being a ship, and get hyped for games to come out this year!

pillars of eternity,story of seasons,the division,3ds,2ds,pokemon,video …

Born in the Eighties 200: Hooperbloop Wonderboy

January 23rd, 2016

1:57:19

The guys celebrate a milestone, and run down all of the upcoming movies of 2016 (except the many they forgot).  Jon dishes on Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky, and Adam eats a funnel cake.

 

star wars,legend of …

Born in the Eighties 199: Jon the Millionaire

January 14th, 2016

1:46:33

Well, if you won the powerball lotto, you definitely could afford the Oculus Rift. Jon watches a really good movie, and Adam watches a really bad …

Born in the Eighties 198: Timelording Around

January 7th, 2016

1:40:43

Adam watches all the Yokai, Jon ponders the latest season of doctor who, and everyone rings in 2016 in different ways.Yokai watch,doctor who,dragon ball z xenoverse,far cry 4,divinity original sin,downton abbey,time …

Born in the Eighties 197: The Dragon is Modeled for Physics

December 24th, 2015

2:00:43

Watch out for that dragon yo. Star Wars came out, and Adam and Jon go on a spoiler free discussion of how they liked the film. The guys reminisce of …

Born in the Eighties 196: Tumescent Tulip Tubercles

December 18th, 2015

1:36:52

MCDONALDS SECRET ALERT COOKIE TOTE ALERT!  You want bakers dozen of lip smacking ass cracking melty gooey chocolate chip cookies?  McDonalds has …

Born in the Eighties 195: Bit by the Bot!

December 10th, 2015

1:50:44

Look, Adam makes it pretty clear, you don't want to get bit by the bot.  ... or that pesky rapscallion jar of jarbinks.  Get stacking, and get your …

Born in the Eighties 194: Victor Viper, Private Snake

November 25th, 2015

1:34:54

Wherein Jon really wants to become a private eye.

 

 

Born in the Eighties 193: A Fallout 4 FFantasy

November 19th, 2015

1:46:41

Jon and Adam talk about 2 things, fallout 4 and MST3K. What a ffantasy to behold.

 

fallout 4,war never changes,war just doesn't change,fallout,ron …

Born in the EIghties 192: Sleepaway Hammp

November 12th, 2015

1:39:31

War never changes.  Fallout 4 proves that at least games don't change.  Adam and Jon are hyped for the game, and chat about many topics.  Adam tries to sell Jon on the walking dead, and Jon has many opinions on watching …

Born in the Eighties 191: Jon's Deep Dive

November 4th, 2015

1:32:43

Jon says good things about Charter, and Charter responds by disconnecting him mid-podcast.  Jon deep dives back into his single past, Adam …

Born in the Eighties 190: Some Were Still on Fire

October 27th, 2015

1:34:31

In this 2015 spooktacular episode, Adam and Jon recant horrors from their childhoods, they breakdown this week in werewolf news, and Jon tells a tale …

Born in the Eighties 189: Timecop Adam

October 20th, 2015

1:54:07

Jon and Adam chat about the Wii U, Star Citizen,fall tv shows, and reveal their dream blue collar jobs in any time period.

 

timecop,star …

Born in the Eighties 188: Late Night Luxury

October 13th, 2015

1:35:51

Livin' the life of Late Night Luxury, Adam and Jon chat about anything and everything.  Jon played the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, Adam hasn't done anything this week, and Jon dives deep into his psyche.  The guys talk …

Born in the Eighties 187: It's A Wonderful World, Adam

October 6th, 2015

1:13:21

Adam Jay-walks through a wonderful world.  Jon is fascinated by the awful ending of the movie AI, and is addicted to Clicker Heroes.  Adam and Jon …

Born in the Eighties 186: You Get What You Get

September 29th, 2015

1:52:23

Adam is not a communist, though he theoretically partakes like one. You know. Jon rants about youtube personalities and the high art of Gilbert and …

Born in the Eighties 185: My Body is a Dick

September 22nd, 2015

1:27:07

Adam's body is certainly something.  Jon's heart is TRULY filled with the sound of music, but he very much lives off of the pain of others.  Jon and Adam reminisce about animated movies of their childhoods, both Disney …

Born in the Eighties 184: Griddle Me Timbers

September 13th, 2015

1:53:29

Adam attempts to remain off of the grid, Jon drives in to see TOO MANY MOVIES, and is underwhelmed by the Anted-man.  Jon and Adam talk about …

Born in the Eighties 183: Kerd Blerps

September 6th, 2015

1:45:19

Adam is Mr. late night, and he is beginning the year of Adam. Jon is unable to get Windows 10 on his PC, but that doesn't make a bit of difference guys, because the fall of video games 2015 is beginning right now! …

Born in the Eighties 182: Completergate 2015

August 30th, 2015

1:42:58

Jon has moved to his new apartment, gotten his computer repaired successfully, and now is the proud owner of cable TV and DVR.  Adam attended a drive …

Born in the Eighties 181: A Fancy Outhouse

August 22nd, 2015

1:44:54

Jon recants his trip to Chicago, blows Adam's mind with meal prices, and complains about tourists.  Adam says something about fusion reactors.  Jon is recording his last episode in the shit-partment, and dreads moving …

Born in the Eighties 180: Live by the Fan, Die by the Fan

August 16th, 2015

1:25:13

Adam is living with a dangerous piece of equipment.  Jon has some strong takes on Orange is the New Black season 3, and isn't a big fan of the …

Born in the Eighties 179: Who Throws a Frog?

August 3rd, 2015

1:27:38

Adam has a doozy of a pickle with his internet problems.  Meanwhile, robots are passing logic tests, and Adam is playing PS4 fighting games with a …

Born in the Eighties 178: Adam's Melon Head

July 25th, 2015

2:30:13

Don't duel with Miyamoto Musashi.  That is a no-brainer.  Jon and Adam talk down Rock Paper Shotgun's top 50 PC RPGs,  Jon talks proper veggie techniques, and Adam's giant melon head has destroyed another pair of …

Born in the Eighties 177: Depp's Dreads

July 17th, 2015

2:28:52

Come on down to Tortuga Town, where Jon and Adam will talk your ears off about Star Wars, Jon's new Frasier obsession, the excellent "Inside Out" picture, the classic "9 to 5" film, the not so excellent movie "Get Hard" …

Born in the Eighties 176: The All Day Sucker

July 10th, 2015

1:31:09

Adam an Jon discuss how to properly celebrate our nation's birth.  Adam has some internet issues, Jon rants about people in movie theaters and …

Born in the Eighties 175: The Journalists

July 3rd, 2015

2:10:18

Jon and Adam return from their long summer hiatus. (Jon visited adam, and then proceeded to have jury duty the next week) Very busy.  But we have a …

Born in the Eighties 174: Sweet Jesus, It's Diablo!

June 12th, 2015

2:13:53

Deckard Cain sez...  Jon and Adam chat about their lives in yet another weekly installment of "Born in the Eighties".  Jon talks about his experiences playing Blizzard's Heroes of the Storm.  Jon talks apartment …

Born in the Eighties 173: The Good Wife Hole

June 6th, 2015

2:28:35

Adam becomes a 40 year old woman, because he is fascinated by the CBS drama "The Good Wife".  Jon and Adam venture into the woods of the Witcher 3: …

Born in the Eighties 172: Mr Trigonometry

May 28th, 2015

1:40:49

Jon got a new phone and is not loving the new season of Game of Thrones.   Watch him fly off on many tangents, that is why they call him.. well.. you know.  Adam attempts to describe Jupiter Ascending in less than 20 …

Born in the Eighties 171: Laugh, Cry and Sigh

May 22nd, 2015

2:42:44

First, a quick Computergate 2015 update, then, Adam travels back down the Marvel Hole.  Jon experiences "Weeds" for the first time.  Jon watched …

Born in the Eighties 170: The Marvel Hole

May 14th, 2015

2:11:27

We begin the episode with a Computergate 2015 update, and Jon is optimistic about his computorial futures.  Adam chats about his playing of Pillars of Eternity.  Discussion moves to the many deaths of Adam's DnD Monks …

Born in the Eighties 169: Wuxia Ha Ha

May 7th, 2015

2:35:14

Jon and Adam discuss laboratory accidents, the movie film Interstellar (one of those walkie-talkies), the upcoming avengers film, the chinese art of Wuxia Films.  Adam is left to fend for himself, and the boys invent a …

Born in the Eighties 168: Clock Talk

May 2nd, 2015

2:41:25

Jon and Adam chat about Star Citizens, Computer Gate 2015, futurism, full body transplants, the hearsay of Hari Vani, the "Food Babe".  Basically Jon …

Born in the Eighties 167: You Got a Bran Cookin'

April 24th, 2015

2:17:54

Jon and Adam chat about the state of Game of Thrones, the classic car chase epic Furious 7, movie theatre technology, and Jon rants quite a bit. Who …

Born in the Eighties 166: Coachr

April 3rd, 2015

2:09:14

Adam and Jon talk about life n stuff, cheating on game shows, dial up internet, and much more. Jon pitches to the world his new app Coachr, Jon will be your life coach. You need motivation, you come to this guy, he will …

Born in the Eighties 165: Mercury the Streetwalker

March 27th, 2015

1:55:54

Jon is joined by Mercury Stardust, to chat about parking disputes, sketchy walks at 2 a.m., Burlesque shows in Atlanta Georgia, hacking Uber, and southern hospitality. You can see Mercury, Jon and Adam at Oddcon 2015 in …

Born in the Eighties 164: THESE People...

March 20th, 2015

2:21:20

Jon rages against the whole "geek chic" culture, Adam desperately tries to remember things from a movie HE JUST SAW.  The guys also talk about …

Born in the Eighties 163: The John Cenas of the Forest

March 13th, 2015

1:34:30

The guys speed through an episode that is EXACTLY 1 hour long, so they can return to playing games online.  Fucking dragons, amirite?

 

hot shots part deux, topper harley,dragon quest,final fantasy,fast and …

Born in the Eighties 162: Dire Care Bear

March 4th, 2015

2:44:08

Carebears everywhere. Beware.  Everybody get bummed.  Jon goes into to ultimate misery vampire mode.

 

care bears,care bear stare,care bear …

Born in the Eighties 161: Top Elves

February 26th, 2015

2:25:22

Adam and Jon talk about everything from low elves to high elves to side elves to top elves.  They also gab about the upcoming AMC preacher tv series, Adam attempts to survive a plane crash, and Jon rants about …

Born in the Eighties 160: Miner Caroliner

February 16th, 2015

2:37:52

Jon and Adam are bursting at the seams with things to chat about.  A Wheel of Time pilot was unceremoniously excreted onto FXX's airwaves in the wee …

Born in the Eighties 159: Should have listened to Mandar

February 12th, 2015

2:26:02

Jon rolls in with a Computergate 2015 update, Adam chats about his new favorite show "Empire".  Jon delivers a hot promo on the USPS and Amazon's …

BITE 158: Book Fair Fare

February 3rd, 2015

2:27:21

Jon and Adam jaw about various generic soda brand names, as well as computergate 2015 and other technical issues.  The boys discover the sheer incomprehensible complexity of the animorphs universe.  Also, goosebumps …

Born in the Eighties 157: Flyboys

January 27th, 2015

2:19:02

Straighten up and fly right!  Adam and Jon role-play as a couple of 1940's flyboys.  That girl's a share-cropper, I wouldn't get caught hoofing with …

Born in the Eighties 156: Don't Take the Teleporter

January 19th, 2015

2:25:19

Jon and Adam catch up after the holidays.  They chat about Jon's recent excursion to Illinois and how similar yet different the neighbor to the south …

Born in the Eighties 155: Introverts are Just Lazy People

December 28th, 2014

2:25:46

Jon and Adam discuss the intricacies of interversion.  The guys also talk X-mas, Sony's inability to ward off the hack attack, and world pro …

Born in the Eighties 154: Money Is Magic

December 8th, 2014

1:58:52

Jon and Adam return to regularly scheduled podcasting and play catch up.  They talk video games, visiting illinois, abdominal pain and where the real …

Born in the Eighties 153: I Should Have Done Drugs in High School

December 1st, 2014

2:03:12

What a long (1 month) strange trip it has been.  Jon and Adam are back, we talk about High School homecoming floats, Jon pitches recruitment in the …

Born in the Eighties 152: TGIF

October 13th, 2014

1:52:41

Thank god it is Friday!  The boys ponder the merits of eating human flesh, video games, the WWE god that is Dean "Unstable" Ambrose, Adam previews the new TV shows of the fall of 2014, and we all get to take a look into …

Born in the Eighties 151: Adam and the Spider Kingdom

October 6th, 2014

1:51:37

After a two week hiatus (which was both Destiny and life related) Jon and Adam return to bring you some BITE action!  Topics range from destiny, Shadow of Mordor, soylent.  Adam is becoming a social butterfly, and is …

Born in the Eighties 150: The 150 Dollar Vegeta

September 15th, 2014

1:53:39

Jon and Adam talk about a mystical trip to Illinois, wax nostalgia about the ER theme song and Michael Chricton novels.  Video game news happened, and other stuff.  Icloud is very secure.  Adam brings terrifying …

Born in the Eighties 149: Don't Pull the Lever

September 1st, 2014

1:48:03

Jon and Adam chat about the finer things in life.  Wrassling, video games, news, internet conspiracies, justice, and we delve deeper into the sordid …

Born in the Eighties 148: Jewoobs

August 22nd, 2014

1:35:00

Jon and Adam talk bout vid games.  Adam's new addiction, WWE news, and everything from Satanic monuments to band hazing, and the mysterious case of the Jewoobs. 

 

Jewoobs,John Cena,World of Warcraft,video …

Born in the Eighties 147: Hang Down on the Hang Low

August 15th, 2014

2:09:27

Jon, Adam, and Lantz discuss their top 25 comedy shows of all time, as well as dress down the IGN's top 25 comedy shows list.  Plenty to hear here.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you will think that Lantz's list is …

Born in the Eighties 146: Treatxactly

August 8th, 2014

1:37:31

Adam and Jon talk about Guardians of the Galaxy, WWE (Adam's new addiction), video gaming news (EA Access, Playstation Plus august titles, hatoful …

Born in the Eighties 145: You Gotta Kill That Wizard

August 1st, 2014

2:07:47

Jon and Adam talk about the destiny beta, tomadachi life, Kim Kardashian mobile games, battlefield hardline delays, and their lives in general.  The Yogscast are in more hot water, and Mike Rowe is a bit of an elitist.

 

Born in the Eighties 144: An Extra Hour in the Ball Pit

July 25th, 2014

1:54:55

Wow.  You want an extra hour in the ball pit?  That will cost you.  Dearly.  Adam and Jon jaw about microphones without shock mounts, video games, …

Born in the Eighties 143: Carcosa

July 19th, 2014

1:51:07

Jon lives in a health hazardous death hole that may or may not be the setting of season 2 of True Detective.  Adam ponders the true merits of …

Born in the Eighties 142: Ostrich Tango

July 11th, 2014

1:54:21

Adam and Jon adventure into caves, reality tv programming, racist radio hosts, cookouts and so much more.  Beware, foul languaged tweets within.

Born in the Eighties 141: Hamm the Redeemer

June 27th, 2014

1:56:33

Hamm is the Redeemer. He drank a gallon of sweet tea for your sins.  Also, this podcast is about fighting games, battlefield hardline, other stuff.  Adam teaches everyone about boring computers, and Jon laments his …

Born in the Eighties 140: Pitty Patty, Fresh Meat

June 21st, 2014

1:56:58

Adam and Jon conclude their visit while discussing such things as supermarkets, uncharted, hazing, talking computers, and much much more.

 

 

uncharted,ps3,hazing,diaper,supermarkets,schnucks,reading …

Born in the Eighties 139: Least Guardian (E3 2014)

June 12th, 2014

2:03:16

Adam and Jon gab about the newest news of the video gaming extravaganza known as the E3, aka Electronic 3, aka Electronic artistic extravanganza, aka Electroincal Enterntainment Expository.  Also, Jon and Adam rant …

Born in the Eighties 138: Laundry Room Tattoos

June 5th, 2014

2:48:37

Adam and Jon chat about the facts of life, Adam saw a film, Jon did some junk, including walking in on some backdoor Tattoos.  This episode is …

Born in the Eighties 137: Don't Be a Dick to Animals

May 29th, 2014

1:45:34

Jon and Adam talk Jon's enevitable demise. Adam talks about Supernatural because he is in love with Dean Winchester.  Adam gabs about cheers and jeers from the X-men movie, and Jon rants about animals and Wil Wheaton …

Born in the Eighties 136: Kickstart My Heart

May 20th, 2014

2:14:06

Jon and Adam talk robo-love, video game news, and lots more.  They also inaguarate the BWTCCT (Bi-weekly The Criterion Collection Theatre) This week …

Born in the Eighties 135: Soylent Hamm

May 13th, 2014

1:31:53

Adam and Jon jaw about boring vacations, indianapolis, juice creation soylent and TV! 

 

Keywords: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Soylent, Toppers, Izza …

Born in the Eighties 134: Out to Dinner

May 6th, 2014

1:42:31

Jon has a harrowing steak experience at T.G.I Fridays with the "excellent" Jack Daniels grill.  Adam is at a loss for syrup at IHOP, and the boys …

Born in the Eighties 133: Superman is a Bad Roommate

April 29th, 2014

1:40:27

Superman would make a bad roommate, Thor would be a good drinking buddy, and Iron man would be a dick.  Pretty much nobody wins.  The guys talk …

Born in the Eighties 132: Apparate to the Kitchen

April 19th, 2014

1:38:34

Jon and Adam talk most livable fantasy worlds, Jon proposes to Lolo, Adam fears the heat coming in the summer, and we witness a topless woman destroy …

Born in the Eighties 131: Turbomaster Jon

April 12th, 2014

1:46:58

Jon is king of the turbo button.

 

KING

Also, Jon is continuingly addicted to the dirty WoW demon.

 

frozen,guild wars 2,pandaria,planetside 2,south park,stick of truth,this is the end,world of warcraft

Born in the Eighties 130: Getting our Groove Back

March 31st, 2014

1:42:55

Jon is joined by Adam via some tubes.  They talk videa games, downton abbey spoilers (no spoilers) and all sorts of crazy crap.  Stoned Neil Degrasse Tyson joins us as well.

 

cosmos,neil degrasse tyson,stoned,downton …

Born in the Eighties 129: Natural Born Catfisher

March 15th, 2014

1:40:11

Jon and Mercury go catfishing, and watch a little bit of "No Holds Barred".  Also, Mercury is now a Burlesque dancer.  Apparently.

What a night.

Born in the Eighties 128: Put the Pieces Into the Slot

February 25th, 2014

1:35:23

Adam joins Jon via the magic of the internet.  They chat about 90's board games, gall bladder surgery, comcast customer service and so much more.

grape escape, don't wake daddy, mousetrap, perfection, operation, …

Born in the Eighties 127: Talkin' Jedi

February 15th, 2014

2:09:19

Lantz and Jon talk Star Wars, visiting chicago, Escape Plan, and so very much more.

Born in the Eighties 126: I've seen a few...

January 31st, 2014

2:08:25

Lantz and Jon talk football.  There might be a guest... will he wake up?  Things get a little bit blue and Jon gets dark.  Jon and Lantz provide …

Born in the Eighties 125: The Sick Animal

January 24th, 2014

1:54:09

Lantz and Jon chat about being yelled at in the car, troll dongs, and so much more.

Born in the Eighties 124: The Multiple of Mercury

January 17th, 2014

Jon goes to a hockey match, and learns some hard life lessons in event parking. Mercury recounts tales of being thrown out of bars, and the super secret episode of "The Two of Me" is unleashed.

 

This'un's a doozy.

Born in the Eighties 123: Pining for the Pile

January 10th, 2014

2:03:40

Jon and Lantz talk about garbage piles past, DJs, VJs and so much more.  This one is off the chain, rocking you in your mucous membrane.  bitecast@gmail.com

Born in the Eighties 122: The Wolf of Langdon Street

January 4th, 2014

1:43:21

Jon can't remember his 1950's beatnik writers, Lantz has a torrid 2 week affair, and is accosted at a Qdoba by a war hero.  Some 2014 predictions and so much more.

 

 

Born in the Eighties 121: Gary David

December 20th, 2013

2:04:57

Jon and Lantz impersonate Neil Young, and Jon reveals his secret love of Ravi Shankar.  Lantz recounts his horrible day.  The lads discuss back massage ettiquette, emo pizza delivery drivers, hitler salutes, how to not …

Born in the Eighties 120: Slonk Donkerson

December 13th, 2013

1:34:57

Jon and Lantz talk about so many topics.  Destroying glasses, celebrity deaths, and band names 2013.

Born in the Eighties 119: Washergate 2013

December 7th, 2013

2:01:24

Lantz and Jon talk about everything from Old boys to new beefs with his roommates?

 

Mama Mia! What a show!

Born in the Eighties 118: The Hamm-ger Games

November 30th, 2013

1:40:40

Jon and Adam connect via the wide world of webs, and chat about movies, hdmi problems, ps4, and 'nadoes.

Born in the Eighties 117: Lantz, Where is the Shrimp?

November 23rd, 2013

2:18:21

Jon and Lantz are join by the incomparable Rob Matsushita.  What do they talk about?  Movies?  Yeah.  They also talk about getting punched in the …

Born in the Eighties 116: Mercury the Best Mam

November 15th, 2013

1:40:16

Mercury joins us again.  Jon is accidentally racist, Mercury attends a pagan wedding, punches a guy in the face, sneaks around in the dark, and is an all around good gal.

Born in the Eighties 115: Judge Judy and Executioner

November 8th, 2013

2:10:55

Lantz finds more weird people at the bar, gets sized up by a large man, and enjoys a classic film.  Jon watches "GANGSTA HANKS" and "LESLIE MANN'S BREASTS" and the lads chat about the odd bieber behavior... beibhavior? …

Born in the Eighties 114: Celebrity Stock Market

November 3rd, 2013

2:12:55

Celebrity stocks and bonds, buy low... sell high.  Also, driving tractors is fun.

Born in the Eighties 113: The Book of Jaden

October 25th, 2013

1:21:05

Maybe if we all read from the book of Jaden, the world would be a better place.  Also, watch out for the dated "shutdown" references.

Born in the Eighties 112: The Green Fairy on the Grassy Knoll

October 18th, 2013

2:11:32

Jon and Lantz are joined by another Jon.  They talk about movies, science fiction, and truth or fiction. (Conspiracy theories) This podcast powered by absinthe.

Born in the Eighties 110: Adam the Companion

September 27th, 2013

1:39:35

Jon travels to IL, where he braves bad drivers, weird audio feedback (apologies) and a Dr. Who marathon.

Born in the Eighties 109: Watch out for Ricky

September 19th, 2013

1:46:10

Jon and Lantz plan the future of television, and Lantz meets some colorful characters in a bar.

Born in the Eighties 108: No One Should Hear This.

September 14th, 2013

1:41:20

Jon is sick, and sounds like Werner Herzog.  Also, everyone loses faith in humanity.

Born in the Eighties 107: Glorying in it

September 7th, 2013

1:39:19

Harrison Ford has an earring. Also Batman. Dear god James Joyce... Dear god.

Born in the Eighties 106: The Coat of Many Rabbits

August 30th, 2013

2:12:40

Lantz and Jon talk rappers, football in the 1930s, movie villains, shower room etiquette, and the fauna of Lantz's neighborhood.

Born in the Eighties 105: The Ladykiller

August 23rd, 2013

2:06:56

Lantz is the original Ladykiller.  Also, he gets stood up by his podcast mate.

Born in the Eighties 104: The Half-Chub

August 16th, 2013

2:04:45

Indoctrination, robot armies, not using condoms, terrible after-credits sequences....


also, dicks.


You are warned.

Born in the Eighties 103: 50 Cent, Job Creator

August 9th, 2013

2:15:05

The guys talk about Jersey Shore, comic book drug problems, Rappers as actors and HBO's girls.

Born in the Eighties 102: Soothsayer on a Bicycle

August 2nd, 2013

1:57:44

Jon and Lantz talk about America's game, the civil war, and Jon's secret addiction to giant cans.  They also talk about crappy (awesome) slasher movies.

Born in the Eighties 101: Afternoon Pool Delight

July 25th, 2013

2:00:32

Jon and Lantz share golf stories and go through the news...  Jon gets a bit macabre. 

Born in the Eighties 100: The Prodigal Son Returns

July 18th, 2013

2:09:27

Adam has returned.  Also, take a dump in a time capsule for me.

Born in the Eighties 99: Gimme the Candle Bra

July 12th, 2013

1:59:08

Jon and Lantz talk about movies, PSH's heroin antics, Lantz can't pronounce candelabra, and is interested in poop pies.  Also, why does the Chinese Iron Man 3 exist?  Lantz also sucks at video game.  JOIN THE PANTZ …

Born in the Eighties 98: Watch out for that Ghost!

July 2nd, 2013

1:56:49

Lantz and Jon talk about continental jewelry heists, video games, Clint Eastwood's characters sexual proclivities, and aging actors.

Born in the Eighties 97: What happens in the pile...

June 21st, 2013

2:07:12

Jon and Lantz swap stories, Lantz's gears are ground, and remember... what happens in the pile stays in the pile....

Born in the Eighties 96: Mercury the Handymam Part 2

June 10th, 2013

2:06:47

Mercury and Jon record a non-traditonal episode of Born in the Eighties while Lantz is out on assignment.  Car troubles?  House questions?  Jon and Mercury talk like they actually know something.  Also, Asses.

Born in the Eighties 95: Justin Bieber's Monkey

May 24th, 2013

1:51:03

Jon recants his experiences seeing Star Trek Into Darkness, Lantz waxes philosophical about Dr. Dre tracks. Lance gets an interesting haircut. Jon is accosted by a deaf beggar, and Jon and Lantz take a trip into the …

Born in the Eighties 94: Oh my god.. they saw me...

May 17th, 2013

1:58:11

Jon and Lantz both saw Iron Man 3, and they talk about that... and interesting experiences in the theater in general.

 

Born in the Eighties 93: Mercury's Therapy

May 11th, 2013

1:57:24

After a short discussion about the death of the amazing spider man, the show goes into a game of thrones season 3 spoilerfest. If you haven't watched through 5/5/13 skip to the 46 minute mark. There is some great music …

Born in the Eighties 92: The Lightning Child

May 2nd, 2013

1:51:21

Lantz visits the Cinema, and admits is hatred of adventure games. Jon and Lantz continue to shit on the walking dead. A brand spanking new cinema villain is created.... Lighting. Also, Jo, look what you got right in …

Born in the Eighties 91: Sludgeaholics Only

April 26th, 2013

1:51:11

Jon and Lantz talk about the news. Jon recants a time he cried in public, and everyone gets SLUDGED!

Born in the Eighties 90:The Insidious Toxin

April 18th, 2013

1:55:43

It's a Jon and Lantz bro-down.  Lantz has delivery stories, Jon discusses what really goes on at the dollar store, and his history of accidental …

Born in the Eighties 89: Somebody Wins

April 10th, 2013

1:20:51

Somebody wins.  Mercury scores points, and everyone remembers working crappy jobs.

Born in the Eighties 88: Dear Lantz

April 4th, 2013

1:59:38

Jon, Lantz, and Lauren chat about life's greatest mysteries... whether it is ok to wear black clothing and makeup.

Born in the Eighties 87: I've Got the Fever

March 26th, 2013

1:47:49

Jon comes down with the fever.  Lantz and Mercury argue about the Walking Dead (spoilers) and blow Jon's mind.  There is an epic battle in the intermission, and Jon spoils who wins.  The crypt yet again opens with a new …

Born in the Eighties 86: Best Birthday Ever?

March 19th, 2013

1:49:34

Lantz has a pretty amazing birthday. Jon and special guest Jay Gabel share stories. Comics, drinking stories, and dogs getting hit by cars! Check out Jay Gabel's writing at Capeless Crusader!

Born in the Eighties 85: Can I Borrow Your Phone?

March 12th, 2013

2:03:31

The gang of 3 is back again. No stripper stories this time.  Mercury has more car troubles, and doesn't really seek a solution. Lantz spins a yarn …

Born in the Eighties 84: Field of Dreams of Strippers

March 5th, 2013

1:59:21

Jon, Lantz and Mercury welcome a special guest. Another female friend of Mercury's.  This one, however, was a house mother at a local stripping establishment.  Hear the horror stories of what goes on behind the scenes …

Born in the Eighties 83: IHOP Parenting Advice

February 26th, 2013

1:35:00

Lantz again visits his favorite hanging spot, Shabooms, and recieves some parental advice from a group of Dads at IHOP.  In the second half, Mercury invents a new movie game called "Shit or Hit!", and Lantz is …

Born in the Eighties 82: Joe Cool Ice

February 19th, 2013

1:56:05

The episode in which Mercury brings a lady friend possibly more debauched than herself.  This one turned out... interesting.  Oh, and Lantz got into a shouting match with a pizza guy.

Born in the Eighties 81: The Amber Show

February 11th, 2013

1:35:59

Mercury is back, and boy does she have a lot to talk about.  Break-ups, bad show reviews, and shady car sales on craigslist.  

Born in the Eighties 80: The Legend of Adam

February 5th, 2013

1:37:09

We talk about the Legend of Adam, as well as many other exciting topics in the 80s of the Eighties episode 80!

HUZZAH!

Born in the Eighties 79: Hot for Doctor

January 28th, 2013

1:36:48

Jon and Lantz are joined by Lauren.  Lantz deletes facebook.  They take the time to talk about racist and sexist people in their hometowns, as well as interesting experiences with doctors.  Feel sorry for young little …

Born in the Eighties 78: The Education of Young Oliver

January 21st, 2013

1:41:51

Ok kiddos!  Mercury is absent yet again, so Lantz and Jon sit down by the fire to have a chat with all of you about how to live your life.   There will be tips on how to survive prison, what will happen to you if you …

Born in the Eighties 77: Roll Damn Tide

January 14th, 2013

1:41:09

Lantz and Jon are joined by Eric.  A game of jeopardy ensues, is slightly interrupted by Alex Trebek, and a winner is crowned.  The return of "Dear Lantz" brings advice for living your lives straight to you!

Born in the Eighties 76: Group Therapy

December 31st, 2012

2:46:14

Things start out with a typical discussion of movies and comics. Lantz cracks open the sex crypt and things get pretty weird... and everybody walks away knowing a little bit more about this fragile thing we call the …

Born in the Eighties 75: My Christmas Tree is Delicious

December 23rd, 2012

1:45:21

Jon, Lantz, and Mercury are in the cut and for some reason begin the Christmas episode with talk about celebrity sex scenes.  Lantz shares 3 dreams, and Jon attempts to trump his stories with his own wacky dreams.  In …

Born in the Eighties 74: Robin, Boy Wonder

December 10th, 2012

1:47:49

Jon, Mercury, and Lantz are joined by Matt, chatting about everything from how to properly run away from a falling spaceship, suicides, extra …

Born in the Eighties 73: Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon

December 1st, 2012

2:33:18

Mercury, Lantz, and Jon brawl over the classic old Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon debate and things get pretty heated.  The guys also chat about the …

Born in the Eighties 72: Television Time!

November 24th, 2012

2:08:30

Jon and Mercury share an intimate chat while Lantz is out on assignment.  Topics range from HVACs, to roller derby, and Mercury counts down her top …

Born in the Eighties 71: When You Wish Upon a Star

November 16th, 2012

1:56:36

Jon, Lantz, and Mercury chat about shows they would like to see off of the air.  Lantz brings a music countdown the likes of which you never could …

Born in the Eighties 70: So Many Crypts

November 9th, 2012

1:52:50

The Crypts are flown wide open when Mercury and Lantz both delve into their own personal sex crypts.  All is told, too much is shared, and Lantz …

Born in the Eighties: With Keegan Michael Key

November 2nd, 2012

23:40

We sit down with Key & Peele's own Keegan Michael Key, and quizbot interrupts with a serious set of questions.

Born in the Eighties 69: Chuck Jones is Not a Racist

October 29th, 2012

1:44:36

Recording from the brand spanking new Born in the Eighties studios!  The guys ponder Disney and looney tunes and whether or not Chuck Jones is a racist.  If you haven't seen the movie Tiptoes... watch the trailer. …

Born in the Eighties 68: Things Get Awkward

October 23rd, 2012

2:00:19

The guys chat about bad movie experiences, favorite scary movies, the foxiest first ladies, and how awkward that 1988 beach boys rock n roll hall of …

Born in the Eighties 67: Croatoan

October 15th, 2012

1:49:48

Matt joins Lantz and Jon for a very SPECIAL episode of born in the eighties. The guys talk about horror movies, and Lantz's car troubles. Smut and eggs, sadly, were not consumed.   Jon, Lantz, and Matt talk about …

Born in the Eighties 66: Ride 'Em Cowboy

October 6th, 2012

1:45:14

Jon has a cold. Mercury explains how that if you want to see good butts, to watch baseball. Lantz explains the best episode of Family Feud ever.  …

Born in the Eighties 65: Dubstep Dragon Bats

September 28th, 2012

2:01:58

Where do I begin?  Lantz has a spectacular experience watching the new resident evil movie. The guys talk action movies, and how Rocky would make a …

Born in the Eighties 64: Running With the Devil

September 21st, 2012

1:32:00

Mercury returns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion.  Jon checks up on her criminal record.  Jon and Mercury discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what?  Mercury has more car problems.   …

Born in the Eighties 63: Exit Stage Left

September 14th, 2012

2:02:35

Jon talks about a co-worker with an odd dream. Mercury lays out her future plans as a stand up comedian and chats about bad movies.  Yeah... Battle Royale is .... just.... o.k.  Lantz explains how basically the …

Born in the Eighties 62: Excuse Me Sir!

September 6th, 2012

1:47:08

Lantz and Jon are betrayed yet again by a co-host absconding off to family homes. This will not stand! Lucky for Lantz and Jon this betrayal will be short lived. With some one on one time, Lantz and Jon jaw about what …

Born in the Eighties 61: Ride the Bus

August 31st, 2012

1:39:01

Mercury and Jon talk about how to really get out of a speeding ticket, Lantz has his gears severely ground, and we all take a ride on Justin's Bus.  Also, Lantz likes to loiter around pawn shops for some reason.

Born in the Eighties 60: You Just Killed Bill Nye

August 24th, 2012

1:27:33

Mercury makes a few verbal gaffes, and tells the story about how he stabbed himself in the hand and basically bled all over everything.  Oh, and did I mention?  This is Adam's final appearance.  Also, while the song is …

Born in the Eighties 59: The Dark Hudak Rises

August 17th, 2012

1:48:40

Jon, Adam and Lantz get together to talk about Lord of the Rings races, X-men movies, Jon rips off the Mario theme for Lantz's "Hollywood News" …

Born in the Eighties 58: Adventures in Drunken Painting

August 9th, 2012

1:53:22

We start the show with a bang on discussion of Armageddon, and there are 40 oz beverages to be consumed. Eric and Jon realize that they are 8 oz short. Lantz continues to yell at people from his car, and everybody …

Born in the Eighties 57: Air Bud 2, The Golden Mummy

July 26th, 2012

1:58:41

Jon and Adam try to explain seventies hanna barbara cartoons, and fail miserably.  Jon falls deep into the well that is the Air Bud saga... and does not return.  Quizbot returns and grills our special guest, Eric. …

Born in the Eighties 56: Kirk Douglas, Steal of the Draft

July 19th, 2012

1:37:31

Continuing with the debauchery... Lantz decides the group should enter into a new Death Pool...  Does this make us all terrible human beings, yes... …

Born in the Eighties 55: I Don't Have a Ruler Ok?

July 12th, 2012

1:48:45

WARNING: Explicit! Jon defends Brett Favre's dick picks.  The guys discuss everything sexual and taboo.  Mercury brings it to this extremely explicit episode of Born in the Eighties.  Also, Jon cheats at measuring, and …

Born in the Eighties 54: Ladies Plunder

July 6th, 2012

1:32:10

Jon starts with a suggestion for the listeners, Lantz wonders how tetanus works, and Adam regales us with tales of lawyerly mails. Also Jon basically gives Louis CK a BJ. Shut up Jon.  Oh wait.. you have some amazing …

Born in the Eighties 53: Are You a Virgin?

June 29th, 2012

1:43:53

Warning: Prometheus spoilers.  Lantz actually listened to the podcast....  and ADAM HAS A STORY!!!  And he is terrible at telling it.  Also, Lantz …

Born in the Eighties 52: Somebody Dies

June 14th, 2012

1:31:07

Who could it be?  What is happening?  Who was that mysterious man? Why is Adam wrapped in chains?  Who cares?

Born in the Eighties 51: Space is Limited, Fun is Not

June 7th, 2012

1:32:12

Lantz returns and the gang talk about Terminator, terrible Jedi, awful delivery driving stories, and how we are all lovin' life.

Born in the Eighties 50: The Power Hour of Doom

May 31st, 2012

1:20:27

Hey folks, it has been 50 awesome episodes! Hooray! Blame Mercury and Matt for this, but they had a crazy idea for us to do a power hour live! …

Born in the Eighties Episode 49: The "Adam" Show

May 22nd, 2012

1:37:49

This is the Adam show.  This show is completely about Adam.  All of your Adam info is in here.  Or not.  Listen to find out.  (The secret of the audition is revealed).

Born in the Eighties 48: The Squeaky Wicket

May 14th, 2012

1:44:33

After some failed news story action. Lantz, Adam, and Jon dole out life and relationship advice better than ol' abby could ever do.  To wrap things …

Born in the Eighties 47: A Night-time Gurgling

May 1st, 2012

1:31:23

Jon regales the gang with stories of toilet mishaps and bad auditions, Jon and Adam talk about their days trotting the boards, and Lantz hates his neighbor. Tune in.

Born in the Eighties 46: 30 Days with Bears

April 24th, 2012

1:39:30

Them city boys drink that high-falutin' soda, here in the country we drink pop!  Lantz's ex co-worker is constantly running into bicyclists.  Also, the epidemic of bears is ruining this country, and we as a nation need …

Born in the Eighties 45: Fear the Grimace!

April 16th, 2012

1:37:52

Jesus strolled into Jerusalem and he was like... "What's up my babies?".  The gang tries to talk about their dreams, but that falls apart as Jon …

Born in the Eighties 44: The Misery Vampire

April 6th, 2012

1:58:07

Enter season 2.  Topics range from Butt-chugging to pill parties and much more.  Matt brings the new theme music sauce, and the gang finds out how real Americans reacted to M.I.A flipping the U.S.A the bird at the super …

Born in the Eighties 43: The Bruise Brothers

March 24th, 2012

1:37:00

The show Heroes had a lot of problems.  Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS is actually pretty lame.  Adam's reference-ometer is way off, and Adam's ability …

Born in the Eighties 42: Knock the Dust out of the Attic

March 16th, 2012

1:55:09

The one where they knock the dust out of the attic, and explain some schemes on how to get rich.  Ideas range from War Profiteering, to Land …

Born in the Eighties 41: Darth Vader is Here for Dinner

March 9th, 2012

1:32:09

Lantz, Adam and Jon ponder tiny houses for dwarfs, Star Wars inconsistencies, and how god damn terrible Darth Vader was at running the war.  Han shot first, and Darth Vader is who is coming to dinner.  Lantz takes the …

Born in the Eighties 40: Lantz, Study your Burgers!

March 2nd, 2012

1:37:41

Lantz and Jon reminisce about their McDonald's work experiences.  Lantz makes sure that those hand towels are safe and secure.  Jon needs to memorize his sandwiches.  Lantz entails his crazy run in with the world's …

Born in the Eighties 39: Klaus, Get the Probe!

February 24th, 2012

1:41:55

Lauren Welch joins us to battle quizbot, and promote her improv show on Monday the 27th.  Then, Lantz, Adam, and Jon brainstorm what would happen if …

Born in the Eighties 38: Always Get the Dry Rub

February 16th, 2012

1:26:16

Lantz is the Latka of the podcast.  The 3 nerds discuss where on a spaceship they would like to be positioned, run ins with chatty convenience store …

Born in the Eighties 37: Mercury and Snickers

February 10th, 2012

1:32:47

We sit down and chat with Jon's very animated ol' buddy and his puppety pal, Snickers.  We discuss why Jon is always bringin' Adam down, Adam's …

Born in the Eighties 36: The Maltese Something

January 31st, 2012

1:31:09

You strain to hear the noise coming over the countertop.  Had Joe Dibella's mob goons struck again?  You can hear the struggle out in the hallway.  Was that poor Adam, the peg-leg janitor, being ruthlessly beaten and …

Born in the Eighties 35: Mandar the Elf-Man

January 24th, 2012

1:34:29

Jon, Adam and Lantz talk X-men, and how zany that cartoon was. We watched it before podcasting, and jesus h christ that show moves at a mile a minute. Lantz and Jon mention football and completely silence Adam Hamm. …

Born in the Eighties 34: Here Comes the Boot!

January 20th, 2012

1:19:34

Lantz joins Adam and Jon again for another rousing episode of your favorite mostly-weekly podcast! Topics range from fainting goats, the Rat Pack, Jon's upcoming trip to vegas, recasting the film classic "The Room", …

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible Part 3

December 30th, 2011

1:08:09

Jon and Adam finish up the holiday podcast extravaganza with the final installment in the Santa Clause trilogy "Santa Clause 3, the Escape Clause". …

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible Part 2

December 22nd, 2011

58:18

Jon and Adam watch the ABC family original Tom Cavanagh picture from 2004, "Snow". It is... interesting. Jon and Adam now have a new female obession.. Ashley Williams, sorry Amy Ryan. Mmmm... those shorts. Jon and Adam …

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible Part I

December 13th, 2011

1:18:21

Join Adam and Jon while they find out just how terrible Christmas can be... by watching terrible Christmas movies and attempting to understand the …

Born in the Eighties 32: What a Were-Dick!

December 6th, 2011

1:08:57

Jon and Adam decree that chinese food will never be eaten before podcasting.  Dragon female chest parts are discussed, and Adam has quite the eye-opening experience.  Skyrim is a land of murder, cat furries, and …

Born in the Eighties 31: Throw Some Wing on That

November 22nd, 2011

1:04:58

Jon and Adam fumble through trying to make some title sequences and promos.  The accents and impressions are at an all time high/low depending on your perspective.  Talk then moves to how little people do not mix well …

Born in the Eighties 30: I'd do anything for 200 Dollars

November 17th, 2011

1:42:30

Matt Haag joins the gang for this episode of Born in the Eighties, to talk about stuff... Matt is doing the music for a local show!  We listen to it!  Jon spends most of the podcast unwittingly ripping on Matt.  Adam …

Born in the Eighties 29: Death and Taxes

November 8th, 2011

1:08:28

Jon and Adam reconvene after the horrific fright fest that was the first annual spookening.  Topics range from how terrible Boo radley is at playing …

Born in the Eighties 28: The Spookening

November 1st, 2011

1:14:05

In this week's born in the eighties, a spooktacular appears!  Jon and Adam discuss their greatest fears, talk shop about the scariest of the famous …

Born in the Eighties 27: Send in the Mexiclowns

October 25th, 2011

1:17:12

Adam and Jon decide to masticate on some asian cakes made from pinapples and roots. Adam chokes down ice cream soda, while the papaya on Jon's juice …

Born in the Eighties 26: Fast Five

October 18th, 2011

1:16:28

Jon and Adam cover a myriad of subjects, including introducing podcasts, the after credits dojo, wordpress updates, being killed in dark souls, and a …

Born in the Eighties 25: The Fall of Video Games 2011

October 4th, 2011

1:48:20

Jon and Adam talk video games for the holiday season of 2011.  Casey Kasem's spirit inhabits Jon, and the hot new band "Roll Control" sings the hits. …

Born in the Eighties 24: The Mysterious Benefactor

September 29th, 2011

1:25:06

With Jon's battle with a cold subsiding, the guys decide to record an episode.  Jon and Adam jaw about building computers, and being the sickest …

Born in the Eighties 23: Ready the Rumpus Room

September 20th, 2011

1:02:17

Join Lantz Adam and Jon as they talk tons about block parties, Reserve Police Officer Shaquille O'Neal, Carl Lewis's amazing acting abilities, what …

Born in the Eighties 22 Part 2: Kevin Smith's Red State

September 13th, 2011

1:01:21

Jon, Adam and Lantz finally wrap up this 2 part pod-ganza with some chatter and blather about Kevin Smith's newest flick Red State.  Tune in! SPOILERS!! www.partyplatypus.com email: Bitecast@gmail.com

Born in the Eighties 22 Part 1: Kevin Smith's Red State

September 9th, 2011

58:21

Lantz returns to the podcasting theatre to talk Kevin Smith movies.  The crew watches red state and this is part one of that podcast.  Also, drinks make you talk louder and take levels worse, so things get a bit …

Born in the Eighties 21: With Jay Gabel

August 30th, 2011

1:07:50

Adam and Jon welcome common friend Jay Gabel.  The quizbot gauntlet nearly kills him, but a question about deli meats nearly kills Jon on the spot.  When cake fights pie, pie wins!  Larry Fishburne is a puritan shark in …

Born in the Eighties 20: The Santa Clause 2

August 22nd, 2011

1:11:44

Have you ever made a really bad decision due to alcohol?  We watched The Santa Clause 2, and get way too deep into the details of the world of Santa …

Born in the Eighties 19: With Matthew Haag

August 16th, 2011

1:07:53

Our friend and benefactor Mr. Matthew Haag joins Jon and Adam for a chat about things including, but not limited to, computer troubles, podcasting theory, new formats for the show, promise of future guests, the …

Born in the Eighties 18: Fast & Furious

August 4th, 2011

1:08:31

Movie PODCAST!!!!!!  Well, if you are looking for movie talk about this week's flick, Fast and Furious, skip ahead to the 45 minutes mark, as Jon and Adam get hyper tangential.  Discussion ranges from childhood …

Born in the Eighties 17: Zachary Ty Bryan is in Tokyo Drift

July 26th, 2011

1:08:29

You read it! Zach to the T to the B is in Tokyo Drift for some reason. He is also dating the sluttiest girl ever. Adam discusses his shucking and jiving life lessons.  Jon uncovers deep dark secrets of Santa Claus, …

Born in the Eighties 16: The Worst Episode Ever

July 21st, 2011

1:14:40

Jon doesn't know what is going on, his life flashes before his eyes, and this historic moment is captured in audio form.  Watch a man unravel before your eyes.  Laugh at his icompetence and see a man reduced to the …

Born in the Eighties 15: The Witches of Lake Waubonga

July 12th, 2011

1:01:48

Our Fourth of July revelry has laid waste to the recording apartment.  Adam discusses the fineries of "Witchering" and how his new promotion is much …

Born in the Eighties 14: One Fast Too Furious

June 28th, 2011

1:07:54

Jon, Adam and Lantz decide to sit down and watch all of the Fast and the Furious movies.  It turns out that Lantz hates generic cuban villians. We reminisce as a dude totally gets destroyed by a semi truck out of …

Born in the Eighties 13: For All the Marbles in Pakistan

June 14th, 2011

1:02:27

Things start off pretty morbid as Dr. Death dies.  Jon makes the case for changing a classic phrase to include Pogs, and Adam tells the sordid tale of Jack Kevorkian's life.  Lantz joins in at the halfway mark and …

Born in the Eighties 12: Showing Your Insides to Little Kids

May 31st, 2011

1:10:23

Apparently all robots are bigots. Adam wants a prehensile tail, while Jon could go for a genetically engineered tentacle in the center of his chest. …

Born in the Eighties 11: Satan's Extended Warranty

May 24th, 2011

1:06:28

Jon questions the plot of the "The Santa Clause" movie, and how Randy Savage would have made an awesome Santa Claus.  We also discuss how all of …

Born in the Eighties 10: Pig Power!

May 17th, 2011

1:24:59

Pigs become CEOs, and Tag Team sings about them. Yes, Israel and Palestine are not friends. Lantz and Adam argue about pointless things. Godzilla smuggles drugs into Turkey. The Kessler's diamond guy is a huge …

Born in the Eighties 9: The Grease is the Gravy

May 9th, 2011

1:14:03

Thor comes crashing into the room asking whether or not our drinking problem is truly helping the war effort against the frost giants.  A dude runs …

Born in the Eighties 8: Let Me Sexplain That to You!

May 3rd, 2011

1:19:06

A teacher dresses up as Mark Twain but forgets to wear the pants, Jon's 5th grade music class induces a Vietnam flashback. Ninjas break into cars, and get chased away by guidos weilding guns.  A modern re-telling of …

Born in the Eighties 7: Drunk Girls are the Weaklings of the Zebra Pack

April 25th, 2011

1:23:19

Adam and Jon are again joined by their guest Lantz to talk about everything from the Bat Cave's secret playboy grotto to the ability for drunken girls to take the fall at a party busted by the cops.  Lantz outruns the …

Born in the Eighties 6: The Caveman Bus Driver Ruins Everything

April 19th, 2011

1:27:26

This week Adam and Jon talk to their good friend and old roommate Lantz.  He is a funny person, and he adds his unique point of view to the stuck up …

Born in the Eighties 5: The Ghostly Visage of Babar's Ghost

April 11th, 2011

1:20:18

Join Jon and Adam, and their special guest Lauren!  Topics range from pizza dough formed from babies, Babar's ghost, 

Alligator Slapping Machines, Glenn Beck leaving Fox News, Hipster Hitler, Drive by hick shootings, …

Born in the Eighties 4: Building a Sweet Bone Castle

April 3rd, 2011

1:05:02

This week, our hosts are joined by a Mr. Tony Trout.  He was not born in the eighties, but his heart is in the right place.  France and its malodorousness are discussed, as well as a lot of pondering on languages in …

Born in the Eighties 3: C'mon French Canada, I thought you were freaky.

March 27th, 2011

1:09:06

Outfitted in the finest new recording equipment that tax return money could buy, our 2 intrepid 80's-nauts decide to peruse the news.  Pudgy men win …

Born in the Eighties 2: David Tennant Squashing 3 small French Bulldogs

March 20th, 2011

1:00:21

In this episode, Atlantis is discovered, and we find out that Mrs Neptunia is a bit of a Bitch with a capital B.  Mercury causes the death of thousands of puppies, unwittingly.  Cock shotguns are invented and …

Born in the Eighties 1: Lustfully Yours, Miss Anita Sayed

March 13th, 2011

Our intrepid heroes wax philosophical about Jake Lloyd spinning mad yo-yos, the Sherlock Hamm detective agency, and the un-importance of "stinking badges".  90's dog makes his skateboarding appearance, as well as Dave …

Born in the Eighties 0: Inceptupon, you are the worst transformer

March 5th, 2011

1:46:16

This is the inaugural episode of Born in the Eigthes.  Originally recorded in December of 2010, I finally got off of my lazy ass to put this thing together.  This is "patient zero" if you will, of a show I do with my …

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