Blood On Their Hands: A Big Brother Fancast

Expect the expected! The doldrums finally come to an end with a certain someone winning BB23, a certain someone winning a well-earned AFP, a certain …

Wow. Big D casts his vote to evict for the first time this season, and it results in one of the wildest evictions we’ve ever seen. Also, Erik gets …

I think we can all agree anything else would have been better than the travesty we saw tonight. Ugh. When does BBCAN start?

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The Cookout makes BB history and Erik attempts to join Gen Z. Alyssa remains dim. Big Brother!!!

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The Cookout continues their slow and steady steamroll of the house. The odds are with Xavier but our hearts are with Tiffany. Erik and Maya engage in …

Well, our favorite HG went home and we’re officially in The Doldrums™️. All we can do now is wait until final 6 and hope some interesting gameplay …

The Cookout continues to run the house, making BB history but also kinda ruining BB. It’s ok, we’ll take it! Claire and Tiffany are masterminds, we forgot Hannah is in the house but we still love her, Derek X is a …

Derek X makes a big move. The house flips, or does it?? BB23’s “high roller” twist is announced, and the Cookout is doomed. Peace love and justice …

In this episode of BBUS (still not, unfortunately, BBCAN), Whitney is targeted for her love of women. Some suspicious edits are made, we still don’t understand how betting works (how many beans to coconuts???), and Erik …

Brent is “blindsided” when everyone sadly to evotes him, in the least eventful blindside in BB history. Erik and Maya are in a fight. If anyone …

Britini raps, Frenchie runs out of moves, our baby reconnects with a long lost relative, and Julie Chen-Moonves continues to bewilder us all.

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Brent Champagne is poised to take it all, according to a betting system we don’t understand. Frenchie aligns with everyone, Travis reminds us all …

Big Brother is back, baby!!! Unfortunately it’s BB US and not the far superior BB Canada. Oh well. We’re here for it anyway.

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Honestly considering the final 3 this was probably the best case scenario, so despite all our complaining, eh, we’re fine with this. The important thing is that David really understands the game of Big Brother, and …

Everything unfolds as it was foretold millennia ago. Erik gives America’s youth some valuable life advice, everybody swears their undying allegiance …

Another boring week in the books! Everyone but us seems to have given up on this show, which makes sense. This episode is dedicated to our boy Clinton.

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If you were stranded on a desert island would you rather have only Christmas for company or Angela’s vegan cookbook? We’d drown ourselves in the …

Big Brother US’s first ever triple eviction is sabotaged by production every step of the way! The exact 3 people you’d expect to go home go home. Several houseguests finally start to have some regrets about their …

The committee steamrolls on, Julie Chen’s robot brain is on the fritz, Michael gets some blood on his hands, and Da’vonne classes it up as always. …

Ian and Tyler are on the block. The Committee wants Tyler to stay. Nicole wants Ian to stay. HMMM, I wonder what will happen?! 

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Maya and Erik are joined by their friend Sam, who’s never seen Big Brother before and frankly doesn’t understand why anyone bothers. (Fair question.) Bay and Day put Christmas in her place, Bayleigh gets a brand new …

Another week, another night of ups and downs and near heart attacks. Is tonight’s evictee going back in the house?! Could someone likeable actually …

A couple hinky votes briefly give Erik and Maya some hope that 2020 is going to turn out alright after all. Julie reveals her favorite houseguest, …

On tonight’s episode: Nicole A threatens to blow some shit up, but instead learns a valuable lesson about friendship. Julie wears a pair of slacks. …

Don’t worry everyone, this season’s alliance of bros who are gonna dominate every episode is off to a great start! Plus: Michael and Brooke are back (thank god), a mysterious new caller shares some betting odds, and …

Wow, despite the global pandemic, our favorite show is actually, truly back! And so are some of our favorite players (plus some we’ve never heard …

Wow, expect the unexpected, right?? Nobody saw this finale coming. Also, Nicole is the only player we recognize from this entire cursed season. Also, …

Cliff Hogg outsmarts everyone in the universe. Kat and Nick are a thing now, whyyyyyy? Jury updates, expect the expected, yadda yadda yadda... oh and …

WOOF. An emotional house meeting leads to a baffling eviction. Julie Chen-Moonves is incredible. Cliff and Nicole face down their demons, Michie …

Wow, expect the unexpected, am I right??? A puzzle proves our savior on the latest episode of the contemporary CBS hit reality TV show, Big Brother.

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Pies are smashed in faces! Clowns are hiding in mirrors! Zingbot returns to call Holly an old buzzard! (Mean; we don't support that.) Also, Erik puts …

Maya becomes a Jackson superfan. Erik becomes a Christie head. Someone manifested this show out of the garbage dump. Jess is lost in the pantry. WHAT IS HAPPENING??????? 🙃

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PIGEON PATROL!!! Sorry we're a couple days late but we have a good reason. In this very special episode, Maya and Erik record from opposite sides of the globe, and Maya's sister attempts to decode Big Brother after …

In this episode, we drink too much wine while watching Big Brother. In other news, SOMEBODY IS FINALLY PLAYING THE GAME!!!! Aoooo, oh yeah. Also, Michie continues choosing rage over game play, and we have some fresh new …

There was apparently some big ol' drama in the house this week, but we didn't see it because it happened 5 minutes before eviction! In other news, no …

In this episode of the world's only Big Brother podcast, the person who you think will go home goes home. In more interesting news, Erik has decided to devote his life to creating virtual reality worlds, and Michael is …

Christie loses her mind. Bella manifests her own doom. Nicole remains a hero, and Camp Comeback crawls towards its inexorable, disappointing, …

Jack continues his unstoppable march toward victory. Cliff and Bella cannot keep their g.d. mouths shut. Erik tries out a new silly voice, and someone, finally, finally, attempts to sow a little chaos in the house. …

Erik and Julie make Beavis and Butthead references (to the chagrin of everyone who can hear them). Something happens that has never happened before …

Eight new houseguests enter the BB summer camp. The usual problematic social patterns arise, causing some moral concern for Erik and Maya. Erik attempts a southern accent, and Maya chooses a new mortal enemy (ahem... …

Oh yeah no the cop out isn't the show, it's us. Apparently ⬛⬛⬛ won, and that is fine. In this episode we discuss Erik's anger problems, the mechanics of a tiny helicopter, and the best kind of ship (obviously, it is …

This podcast is now a Tom Green fan club. If you don't like it you can fly away and make me a sandwich. Other than that, uh, Dina Lohan gets …

Lolo loses her mind and bails on yet another alliance, Tom Green draws a bigger target on his back, and we explore the surprising net worths (or lack …

We're back, baby! This episode's got everything you could possibly want: Tom Green impressions, stupid ath-a-letes, an already crumbling alliance, …

Everything you thought would happen, happens. Some people are happy. Some are sad. We'll be back for Celebrity Big Brother this winter, but if you …

Erik and Maya have another new fan. Julie continues using her maiden name. Two (2!) miracles happen. Everything is coming up Milhouse.

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Hayleigh bids adieu. Julie uses her full name. Brett exits, not very gracefully. Maya has the hiccups. Erik quits again. A blindside happens, but is …

Derrick (BB16 winner) shares some theories. Scottie shares some jury insights. Level 6 shares every single veto and hoh win with each other. Erik is cut off. Oh, and Big Brother almost becomes great again. Almost.

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A second fan of the podcast appears. Fessy gets his comeuppance. Erik attempts some zings. Big Brother continues marching towards its inevitable conclusion. Tyler and Angela don't smooch for some reason. And so much …

Zingbot is, as usual, the smartest and most interesting guest of the season. The person you think is gonna go home goes home. Erik inches closer to a complete mental breakdown and Maya tries to get him to stop blinking. …

Rockstar ruins the Otev veto comp not once, but twice. Angela still is spoiled and has dead eyes. Erik and Maya contemplate life in a post-young-hot-people world. Big Brother ceases to have meaning. Nothing means …

Bayleigh is here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass and she's ALL OUT OF GUM (so she's chewing on her own mouth). Maya and Erik finally have a fan. Tyler still sucks and Hayleigh is great at twerking. This week... on …

Tyler continues to run the house. Bayleigh continues to be the only relatable human. Rachel loses her shit. And the BB curse is broken!!!

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Houseguests argue about feminism, Kaitlyn gets to go noodling and use a power app, and Erik watches some questionable YouTube videos.

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JC forms a power showmance (and continues being problematic). Kaitlyn loses her shit. A bro goes home. We forgot to mention this but Rockstar also got stuck on a wall.

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Big Brother continues to reward the boring hot people, Steve Globs makes an appearance, and SOMEONE brutally betrays someone else. We are generally offended.

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Tensions rise and showmances flourish, on this episode of Biiiig Broootherrrr. Kaitlyn please don't @ us

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We have friends over and force them to watch BB for the first time ever. Drama ensues

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