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Blank String

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This is the Blank String podcast, staring Luke, Tim and Matt as they talk about things and stuff and junk and things.

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Blank String Pick The Best Game For Kids

November 13th, 2021


Picking an all-around accessible and great game for children is tough. Really tough and game designers don't understand what a teeny tiny human needs from a game. Guided by Matt and Luke who have kids, and Tim who has …

Blank String Solve The Novel Corona Virus Pandemic

October 30th, 2021


Sorry, we didn't get around to it sooner, but we thought we'd take a crack at solving the current pandemic. Put your fears aside as we have finally …

Blank String Take To The Skies

October 16th, 2021


Matt and Luke try not to spend money, mainly so their pesky kids can eat and wear clothes and have a roof over theirs heads. Tim on the other hand has plenty of disposable income because he does not have those things to …

Blank String Take On The Shiny Crustaceans III

May 29th, 2021


The final part of the Shiny Crustations. Thodus, Lesleigh, Helga and Fabian made their way through a tortuous trap and into the back of the cave to discover the source of the magical crabs. What they find will change …

Blank String Take On The Shiny Crustaceans II

May 1st, 2021


Disclaimer: It happened again! We lost an episode due to technical issues. In the missing episode Thodus, Lesleigh and Helga made their way to a cave where the crabs came from and met a young person named Fabian and …

Blank String Take On The Shiny Crustaceans I

April 17th, 2021


Disclaimer: The previous episode broke whilst recording so we are missing that episode. To fill you in, Thodus and Lesleigh finished their previous mission, they spent their time in between having a bit of a break. They …

Blank String Faction Winter Games Part II

January 8th, 2021


Continue with this winter's festivities! We finish the game of Pin the Tail on the unicorn with a very comedic and satisfying results then move onto …

Blank String Faction Winter Games Part I

December 20th, 2020


Thodus (Matt) and Lesleigh (Tim) celebrate this winters festivities by joining the Blank String faction in a couple of games. Several games including "Catch the Magic Mushroom" where the first person to catch the …

Blank String Tour the Blank String Faction HQ

December 5th, 2020


After successfully getting some Wisdom Jade, Thodus and Lesleigh return to the Blank String Faction HQ and go from Rank D (Initiate) to Rank C …

Blank String Dig Through Troll Scat Part IV

November 21st, 2020


Last time on the Blank String plays Dungeon and Dragons adventure Thodus, Lesleigh and Eddie got into a fight with an Ogre. Thodus is currently lying in the mud bleeding out. Eddie, who is meant to be saving these two, …

Blank String Dig Through Troll Scat Part III

November 7th, 2020


Continuing their Dungeon and Dragons adventure Thodus and Lesleigh are digging in Troll Scat looking for Wisdom Jade. They met a very friendly Troll …

Blank String Dig Through Troll Scat Part II

October 27th, 2020


Luke as the wonderful DM is guiding Thodus (played by Matt) and Lesleigh (played by Tim) through the wonderful and glorious game Dungeon and Dragons. …

Blank String Dig Through Troll Scat Part I

October 10th, 2020


We continue the D&D adventure. Luke taking the helm as an inexperienced Dungeon Master, Matt playing the not too bright yet highly dexterous Half-Orc Ranger named Thodus and Tim playing Lesleigh the Dragonborn …

Blank String start playing Dungeons and Dragons

September 26th, 2020


Luke is leading Matt and Tim on the journey into the unknown. A magical world filled with paper, pen, dice and... wait it's all digital? It is still …

Blank String Review Phase III of the MCU

September 12th, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim power on through the latest phase of the MCU movies in an epic style. There are some absolute belters in this phase including …

Blank String Review Phase II of the MCU

August 29th, 2020


After Luke's low score reviews and Tim's high score review and Matt's a little bit lower than Tim's we decide to continue with Phase II of the MCU. There are some belter movies in Phase II and we all finally agree on at …

Blank String Review Phase I of the MCU

August 15th, 2020


After Luke finished binging all the movies in the MCU he is now ready to give his opinion. Both Matt and Tim have previously seen them all and this makes for a fun trip down memory lane for them. Luke has a lot to say …

Blank String play Zork part 4

August 1st, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim continue their quest for knowledge, for power, for glory and honour on the terrific game Zork. Many twist and turns along the way, a surprising plot twist which no one expected. They don't make games …

Blank String play Zork part 3

July 18th, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim are back in the wonderful world of Zork! In part 1 we die by killing ourselves with a sword. In part 2 we die because a troll hit …

Blank String play Zork part 2

July 4th, 2020


Join us Luke, Matt and Tim as we continue this exciting retro adventure! Last time we wondered if we could commit suicide, turns out we could with a …

Blank String play Zork part 1

June 20th, 2020


Any 80s kid might know about this little gem of a game, Zork. Unfortunately, Luke, Matt and Tim are all 90s kids and never got the chance to play such games. So we downloaded the game published by Infocom and decided we …

Blank String go to the BBBQQ, the extra Q is for quarantine

June 6th, 2020


Are you, like Luke, Matt and Tim stuck in lockdown during BBQ season and are just bored of doing things the traditional way, you know, like on a BBQ? …

Blank Start the first (and probably last) Lock-down Olympics

May 23rd, 2020


Whilst Luke, Matt and Tim have been locked up inside they have turned their attention to something which will no longer be the same, no not that, you dirty dog! The Olympics. So we have rectified this situation and …

Blank String predict the future of life on the outside

May 9th, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim are still stuck inside like the rest of you. So they take this opportunity to talk about what life will be like once we are all able to wander the streets free as a bird. We also forget to talk about …

Blank String and their export quarantine advice

April 26th, 2020


Luke,  Matt and Tim have been affected by this just like everyone else. They thought they would take this time to give everyone some advice on how to …

Blank String get down on dirty

April 11th, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim managed to make it to the episode you have all been patiently waiting for. The one where we finally become some super filthy naughty boys. The 69th episode and we talk all things sex. It is great and …

Blank String are deserted on a desert island part 3

March 17th, 2020


The concluding conclusion of the hilarious 3 part series where Matt leads Luke and Tim on a pirate-themed adventure. Last time we finished the adventure Luke and Tim had taken over the ship and for whatever reason, with …

Blank String are deserted on a desert island part 2

February 29th, 2020


Last time on the Blank String podcast, Matt started some mad ramblings and Luke and Tim ended up surviving a desert island, this time they start where they left off on a ship with no plan or goal in mind other than to …

Blank String are deserted on a desert island part 1

February 15th, 2020


Oh No! Luke and Tim have suddenly found themselves washed on a desert island, with no hope and no one to help them. Is this a dessert as in the geographical place or the meal? Will Tim burn things like he always does? …

Blank String protect everyone on their holidays

February 1st, 2020


That's right, Tim is going on holiday (again) and we decided to help him relax and not have to worry about people who might want to ruin his time …

Blank String design an expert secret service

January 19th, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim have just about enough of being heckled and abused on the streets. How do we solve this? Secret service of course! If famous …

Blank String Design a Rockin' Theme Park

January 4th, 2020


Luke, Matt and Tim bring in the new year with a bang. They get together to design the greatest theme park anyone has ever seen. Failing that they make one which makes tons of money. Failing that they make one which has …

Blank String and the Pokemon Xmas Miracle Finale

December 21st, 2019


Previously on Blank String... Ash's Pikachu had written a letter to Santa and Ash did not understand. So Pikachu went to the Pokemon Bureau of …

Blank String and the Pokemon Xmas Miracle, the first half

December 7th, 2019


Oh My Gosh! Did you play the new Pokemon yet? Luke and Tim have and are super excited about the game and feel the urge to tell Matt all about the amazing features of this game.  After, what can only be seen as a concise …

Blank String recant with their story of how they got into gaming

November 23rd, 2019


Matt, Luke and Tim are all avid gamers and nothing excites them more than knocking out a quick round of Wii golf or banging some zombie flesh with …

Blank String Start Their Own Country

November 9th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim have just about had enough of the country they are in. So many things could easily be improved. Instead of working on those things …

Blank String presents: Bread-Time Stories The Finale

October 26th, 2019


As our journey comes to an epic conclusion, we are left to wonder, how will Matt tie up all of the loose ends he has created? He won't? Well, okay then 🤷‍♀️

Blank String presents: Bread-Time Stories Returns

October 12th, 2019


Our heroes embark on a perilous quest to find the stolen recipe, but just how many walls made of bread can one person eat?

Blank String presents: Bread-Time Stories

September 28th, 2019


Matt takes the helm of HMS Blank String and takes the boys on a wild adventure which is about as well planned out as this synopsis. Luke & Tim are a pair of humble bakers with suspiciously vague living arrangements, …

Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 4 of 3 (final one, honest)

September 14th, 2019


The final epic show down between Godzilla and Pollozilla. Who will become the new best Godzilla? Listen to how Matt continues to mess around with the …

Blank String work out who will be the best God Father

August 31st, 2019


Not the movie, that is something else. I heard it is better, but who has time verify? In the meantime, Luke has asked Matt and Tim to be God Father to his latest edition to his family. But who is going to be the better …

Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 3 of 3

August 17th, 2019


The bit you have all been waiting for, the final showdown. In this epic twist, Luke accidentally ticked off Godzilla, and now Matt and Tim have to pay the price? That's right, they jettison to the moon and cook up …

Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 2 of 3

August 3rd, 2019


In the previous episode Luke, Matt and Tim created their very own Godzilla. It is possibly going to be the greatest Godzilla anyone has ever seen. However in order to prepare for the next episode the gang design a base …

Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 1 of 3

July 20th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim take on one of the greatest and well known monsters from cinematic history. In this first part they analyse, with expert precision, what makes a great Godzilla. Failing that they then design a …

Blank String start several lucrative start ups

July 6th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim rack their brains to come up with the greatest start ups of all time. Well at least Matt and Tim give it a good go, who knows what Luke was on during this episode. If you are either a Shark or a …

Blank String create child labour 2.0

June 22nd, 2019


Labour is horrible and 66.667% of the men on this podcast have previously been involved in process. But 100% of the men on this podcast say "now is …

Blank String predict the ending of Game of Thrones

June 8th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim discuss the last season of Game of Thrones. This episode was recorded early into the season (after episode 2) but will be released well after the last episode has aired. You will be amazed how …

Blank String create a cure for insomnia

May 25th, 2019


Tim gets a new bed or something like that. It's not important because after help from Matt and Luke they design the perfect sleeping conditions. So if you have been awake for too long and need a night of sleep, just …

Blank String create the next biggest super hero franchise

May 11th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim want a slice of the blockbuster super hero movie franchise. They take it upon themselves to create the greatest super hero franchise ever and show that is easy to do! Introducing Sauce Man, or was it …

Blank String design a cooking competition

April 27th, 2019


After an extra long series of yet another baking competition Luke claims that Blank String can do a better job. So together with Matt and Tim, they design a cooking competition like no one has ever seen. It's dangerous, …

Blank String form a biker gang

April 15th, 2019


Did you know Tim loves bikes? It's hard to believe he is not in a biker gang. This episode addresses that very issue as Luke, Matt, and Tim create a biker gang making all other biker gangs look like a toddler daycare in …

Blank String predict the next set of Pokemon

March 30th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim are such super mega fans of Pokemon and are the right age to be too old to play a kids game about 10 year children running around …

Blank String cures Misophonia

March 16th, 2019


Luke, repulsed by everyone in his office during lunchtime and requires help from Matt and Tim to solve his problem. Hey desk neighbour... did you …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 5 of 3)

March 3rd, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim finish the epic battle with the Champions Dragonite and now the Champion is ready to reveal the ultimate secret in Pokemon. How do …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 4 of 3)

February 5th, 2019


Matt and Tim are on the first part of the last part of their adventure. Is the end in site? Has Luke made it impossible to win by making them fight something crazy strong? Tune in an find out

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 3 of 3)

January 5th, 2019


Matt and Tim continue their Pokemon adventure guided by Luke and start in the midst of an epic battle against 2 Pikachus. Will Charmeleon leave anything unburnt? Will Haunter actually deal some damage? Will the …

Blank String replace Santa

December 15th, 2018


Last Xmas Luke, Matt and Tim didn't get presents so they went on a crazy, no holds bar adventure which, may or may not have resulted in the death of …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 2 of 3)

December 1st, 2018


Luke, Matt and Tim continue on their adventure with Haunter, Charmeleon and Gyarados in order to discover how Pokemon eggs are made. Expect epics fights, genius strategizing and in true Blank String format, lots of …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 1 of 3)

November 5th, 2018


Luke, Matt and Tim take on the role of the worlds most powerful monsters in order to solve one of the least understood issues, also someone is a …

Blank String play "You Must Choose"

October 6th, 2018


Luke, Matt and Tim pose questions to each other and they must pick one answer or the other

Blank String design the perfect kitchen

September 8th, 2018


Luke's kitchen is ill equipped for mordern day kitchen life. It lacks the essentials, trebuchets, fire, pigs, and a super dangerous defense system to name a few things.

Blank String pull of the biggest heist of the century

August 25th, 2018


Matt, Luke and Tim checked their pockets to find no money. Banks have lots of money, so we will just take all of theirs

Blank String plan to go to Mars

August 3rd, 2018


Luke, Matt, and Tim invite a select few to come to Mars, and we invent the best burrito on the burrito market

Blank String create an amazing dining experience

July 26th, 2018


Matt, Luke, and Tim take on the food industry to design an all new and amazing dining experience, looking for investors now (Luke is also sorry for recording in a field)

Blank String plan the best holiday of all time

June 28th, 2018


Blank String are tired of working really hard one hour every two weeks, so we have decided to go on a summer holiday. Where will we go, what will we …

Blank String go on a tour of their offices

June 14th, 2018


Join Matt, Tim and Luke whilst they discuss the grand design of their wonderful offices. If you don't have any of these features in your office then …

Blank String come back from Google IO

May 31st, 2018


It starts off with Tim talking about the great Google IO then moves into a competition, does Matt get any answers correct? No one knows, but we gave him some points anyway.

Blank String turn themselves into gods

May 4th, 2018


Three podcasters step into the ring of Mount Olympus and only one will step out. Unless their powers are utterly useless and serve no purpose other than for a good laugh!

Blank String in their cars

April 19th, 2018


We haven't caught up in a while. No idea what is in this episode so good luck listening but both Luke and Matt are recording from their cars again.

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 5 of 2)

April 5th, 2018


Matt and Tim play the lovable Marty McFly for the last time as they crack this case wide open... What was originally a 2 part episode finally

Blank String review Back to the Future Saga

March 22nd, 2018


Luke interviews Tim about the story so far, listen to this in order to catch up and have the whole view before the finale

Blank String help with wedding plans

March 8th, 2018


Luke's life long friend, Ant joins the podcast and the rest of the gang try to help him with his wedding woes. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but we actually come up with a good idea here!

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 4 of 2)

February 22nd, 2018


Something about a Dusty Old Will and everyone discovers how annoying our new soundboard is. It is not all that bad.

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 3 of 2)

February 9th, 2018


Matt and Tim as Marty meet Biff and go to a library in order to address the age old question, how does a head in a jar survive?

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 2 of 2)

January 27th, 2018


Matt and Tim play the role of Marty and travel back to 1888 in order to find out what Mad Dog knows. Does he like Nandos chicken? Does he like super …

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 1 of 2)

January 11th, 2018


Caught between two worlds Matt and Tim find themselves yet in another precarious situation, only this time they have to try and prove their innocence instead of destroying everything and everyone. Nah, let's just mess …

Blank String take revenge against Santa

December 28th, 2017


Luke, Matt, and Tim woke up Christmas morning and rummaged around their presents to not find one from Santa. I hope he is ready for this vengeance tale featuring Christmas.

Blank String attend Howarts (part 3 of 2)

December 14th, 2017


Bena and Blep finally get to the Chamber of secrets. Will they make it through alive? Will they remember to save the school from certain doom? Will …

Blank String attend Hogwarts (part 2 of 2)

November 30th, 2017


A magic car, spiders on a plane and some angry frog-horse-dude. Are you sure we haven't smoked some of that elusive hallucinogenic? Join Luke, Matt and Tim as they try to save Hogwarts from the brink an orgy …

Blank String attend Hogwarts (Part 1 of 2)

November 17th, 2017


Luke, Matt and Tim go on another quest. To the world of witchcraft and wizardary. As usual Matt and Tim mess everything up and now everyone wants to kill each other. Tune in to find out how our heros get into and out of …

Blank String investigate Monsters Inc

November 2nd, 2017


In this halloween special Luke and Tim go on a super secret adventure. It is so spooky and scary! Monsters around every corner. Fireworks at Nandos! Will they make it out alive?

Blank String have to get rid of a body

October 26th, 2017


Oh no! What's this? Matt and Tim have a body and they need to get rid of it, FAST! Guided by Luke. Matt and Tim "work together" to get rid of a body. They didn't even check if it was dead.

Blank String build an impenetrable fort, in Blackpool

October 19th, 2017


Luke, Matt and Tim find themselves in a dire situation. They are trapped in Blackpool, surrounded by all sides by drunken men and women enjoying …

Blank String invoke the Dijinn

October 12th, 2017


Imagine being able to wish for anything you wanted? What would you wish for? Well Luke and Tim get what they wish for. Exactly what they wish for.

Blank String create the greatest zoo in the world

October 5th, 2017


Luke's great great uncle Bob unfortunatly passed away... But he left a zoo to Blank String so there's a silver lining. Listen to Luke and Tim as they design the greatest zoo the world over.

Blank String come back from holiday

September 28th, 2017


Luke, Matt and Tim are faced with yet another difficult challenge. Imagine it is the end of the world, what would be the last thing you buy? What …

Blank String investigate the best form of time travel

September 22nd, 2017


Posed with several kinds of time travel what would you do? Want to become rich? Yes! Want to stop WWII? You bet! Want to mess with people and see …

Blank String design a most bodacious Disney movie

September 22nd, 2017


How hard can it be to make a Disney? As it turns out not very. How hard is it to make a good one with an engaging story, lovable characters and emotive dialog? Listen in and found out how close we get.

Blank String plan the wedding of all time

September 3rd, 2017


Join Luke, Matt and Tim for a monumentous ocassion. Luke pops the big question in this episode. To whom? What question? Why am I so excited? Tune in and find out all the answers to these questions and more.

Blank String discuss their favourite foods

August 31st, 2017


Luke and Tim talk about one of their favourite topics. Warning nommy nommy episode.

Blank String design the best most of transport

August 24th, 2017


In this episode Luke and Tim drive done memory lane and talk about transportation and finally come to a conclusion on what would be the best way to …

Blank String uncover and solve many a conspiracy

August 17th, 2017


This week we dive into the inner workings of many conspiracies and uncover a unsettling not-truth about this nations beloved postal service.

Blank String discuss Luketopia

August 10th, 2017


The road to Luketopia is writhe with dispair and misery. But hey! There is a happy ending. Find out what is going to happen to us all once we press the big red button which will reset the world for the better.

Blank String design the perfect pet

August 3rd, 2017


Luke and Tim discuss what would be the perfect pet in the world. Let's see if they find it.

Blank String start a podcast

July 30th, 2017


In the pilot episode Luke and Matt start with an ice-breaker by givving some pearly sage words of advice about babies

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