Blank String

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This is the Blank String podcast, staring Luke, Tim and Matt as they talk about things and stuff and junk and things.

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Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 3 of 3

August 17th, 2019


The bit you have all been waiting for, the final showdown. In this epic twist, Luke accidentally ticked off Godzilla, and now Matt and Tim have to pay the price? That's right, they jettison to the moon and cook up …

Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 2 of 3

August 3rd, 2019


In the previous episode Luke, Matt and Tim created their very own Godzilla. It is possibly going to be the greatest Godzilla anyone has ever seen. However in order to prepare for the next episode the gang design a base …

Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 1 of 3

July 20th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim take on one of the greatest and well known monsters from cinematic history. In this first part they analyse, with expert precision, what makes a great Godzilla. Failing that they then design a …

Blank String start several lucrative start ups

July 6th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim rack their brains to come up with the greatest start ups of all time. Well at least Matt and Tim give it a good go, who knows what Luke was on during this episode. If you are either a Shark or a …

Blank String create child labour 2.0

June 22nd, 2019


Labour is horrible and 66.667% of the men on this podcast have previously been involved in process. But 100% of the men on this podcast say "now is …

Blank String predict the ending of Game of Thrones

June 8th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim discuss the last season of Game of Thrones. This episode was recorded early into the season (after episode 2) but will be released well after the last episode has aired. You will be amazed how …

Blank String create a cure for insomnia

May 25th, 2019


Tim gets a new bed or something like that. It's not important because after help from Matt and Luke they design the perfect sleeping conditions. So if you have been awake for too long and need a night of sleep, just …

Blank String create the next biggest super hero franchise

May 11th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim want a slice of the blockbuster super hero movie franchise. They take it upon themselves to create the greatest super hero franchise ever and show that is easy to do! Introducing Sauce Man, or was it …

Blank String design a cooking competition

April 27th, 2019


After an extra long series of yet another baking competition Luke claims that Blank String can do a better job. So together with Matt and Tim, they design a cooking competition like no one has ever seen. It's dangerous, …

Blank String form a biker gang

April 15th, 2019


Did you know Tim loves bikes? It's hard to believe he is not in a biker gang. This episode addresses that very issue as Luke, Matt, and Tim create a biker gang making all other biker gangs look like a toddler daycare in …

Blank String predict the next set of Pokemon

March 30th, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim are such super mega fans of Pokemon and are the right age to be too old to play a kids game about 10 year children running around …

Blank String cures Misophonia

March 16th, 2019


Luke, repulsed by everyone in his office during lunchtime and requires help from Matt and Tim to solve his problem. Hey desk neighbour... did you …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 5 of 3)

March 3rd, 2019


Luke, Matt and Tim finish the epic battle with the Champions Dragonite and now the Champion is ready to reveal the ultimate secret in Pokemon. How do …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 4 of 3)

February 5th, 2019


Matt and Tim are on the first part of the last part of their adventure. Is the end in site? Has Luke made it impossible to win by making them fight something crazy strong? Tune in an find out

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 3 of 3)

January 5th, 2019


Matt and Tim continue their Pokemon adventure guided by Luke and start in the midst of an epic battle against 2 Pikachus. Will Charmeleon leave anything unburnt? Will Haunter actually deal some damage? Will the …

Blank String replace Santa

December 15th, 2018


Last Xmas Luke, Matt and Tim didn't get presents so they went on a crazy, no holds bar adventure which, may or may not have resulted in the death of …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 2 of 3)

December 1st, 2018


Luke, Matt and Tim continue on their adventure with Haunter, Charmeleon and Gyarados in order to discover how Pokemon eggs are made. Expect epics fights, genius strategizing and in true Blank String format, lots of …

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 1 of 3)

November 5th, 2018


Luke, Matt and Tim take on the role of the worlds most powerful monsters in order to solve one of the least understood issues, also someone is a …

Blank String play "You Must Choose"

October 6th, 2018


Luke, Matt and Tim pose questions to each other and they must pick one answer or the other

Blank String design the perfect kitchen

September 8th, 2018


Luke's kitchen is ill equipped for mordern day kitchen life. It lacks the essentials, trebuchets, fire, pigs, and a super dangerous defense system to name a few things.

Blank String pull of the biggest heist of the century

August 25th, 2018


Matt, Luke and Tim checked their pockets to find no money. Banks have lots of money, so we will just take all of theirs

Blank String plan to go to Mars

August 3rd, 2018


Luke, Matt, and Tim invite a select few to come to Mars, and we invent the best burrito on the burrito market

Blank String create an amazing dining experience

July 26th, 2018


Matt, Luke, and Tim take on the food industry to design an all new and amazing dining experience, looking for investors now (Luke is also sorry for recording in a field)

Blank String plan the best holiday of all time

June 28th, 2018


Blank String are tired of working really hard one hour every two weeks, so we have decided to go on a summer holiday. Where will we go, what will we …

Blank String go on a tour of their offices

June 14th, 2018


Join Matt, Tim and Luke whilst they discuss the grand design of their wonderful offices. If you don't have any of these features in your office then …

Blank String come back from Google IO

May 31st, 2018


It starts off with Tim talking about the great Google IO then moves into a competition, does Matt get any answers correct? No one knows, but we gave him some points anyway.

Blank String turn themselves into gods

May 4th, 2018


Three podcasters step into the ring of Mount Olympus and only one will step out. Unless their powers are utterly useless and serve no purpose other than for a good laugh!

Blank String in their cars

April 19th, 2018


We haven't caught up in a while. No idea what is in this episode so good luck listening but both Luke and Matt are recording from their cars again.

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 5 of 2)

April 5th, 2018


Matt and Tim play the lovable Marty McFly for the last time as they crack this case wide open... What was originally a 2 part episode finally

Blank String review Back to the Future Saga

March 22nd, 2018


Luke interviews Tim about the story so far, listen to this in order to catch up and have the whole view before the finale

Blank String help with wedding plans

March 8th, 2018


Luke's life long friend, Ant joins the podcast and the rest of the gang try to help him with his wedding woes. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but we actually come up with a good idea here!

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 4 of 2)

February 22nd, 2018


Something about a Dusty Old Will and everyone discovers how annoying our new soundboard is. It is not all that bad.

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 3 of 2)

February 9th, 2018


Matt and Tim as Marty meet Biff and go to a library in order to address the age old question, how does a head in a jar survive?

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 2 of 2)

January 27th, 2018


Matt and Tim play the role of Marty and travel back to 1888 in order to find out what Mad Dog knows. Does he like Nandos chicken? Does he like super …

Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 1 of 2)

January 11th, 2018


Caught between two worlds Matt and Tim find themselves yet in another precarious situation, only this time they have to try and prove their innocence instead of destroying everything and everyone. Nah, let's just mess …

Blank String take revenge against Santa

December 28th, 2017


Luke, Matt, and Tim woke up Christmas morning and rummaged around their presents to not find one from Santa. I hope he is ready for this vengeance tale featuring Christmas.

Blank String attend Howarts (part 3 of 2)

December 14th, 2017


Bena and Blep finally get to the Chamber of secrets. Will they make it through alive? Will they remember to save the school from certain doom? Will …

Blank String attend Hogwarts (part 2 of 2)

November 30th, 2017


A magic car, spiders on a plane and some angry frog-horse-dude. Are you sure we haven't smoked some of that elusive hallucinogenic? Join Luke, Matt and Tim as they try to save Hogwarts from the brink an orgy …

Blank String attend Hogwarts (Part 1 of 2)

November 17th, 2017


Luke, Matt and Tim go on another quest. To the world of witchcraft and wizardary. As usual Matt and Tim mess everything up and now everyone wants to kill each other. Tune in to find out how our heros get into and out of …

Blank String investigate Monsters Inc

November 2nd, 2017


In this halloween special Luke and Tim go on a super secret adventure. It is so spooky and scary! Monsters around every corner. Fireworks at Nandos! Will they make it out alive?

Blank String have to get ride of a body

October 26th, 2017


Oh no! What's this? Matt and Tim have body and they need to get rid of it, FAST! Guided by Luke. Matt and Tim "work together" to get rid of a body. They didn't even check if it was a dead.

Blank String build an impenetrable fort, in Blackpool

October 19th, 2017


Luke, Matt and Tim find themselves in a dire situation. They are trapped in Blackpool, surrounded by all sides by drunken men and women enjoying …

Blank String invoke the Dijinn

October 12th, 2017


Imagine being able to wish for anything you wanted? What would you wish for? Well Luke and Tim get what they wish for. Exactly what they wish for.

Blank String create the greatest zoo in the world

October 5th, 2017


Luke's great great uncle Bob unfortunatly passed away... But he left a zoo to Blank String so there's a silver lining. Listen to Luke and Tim as they design the greatest zoo the world over.

Blank String come back from holiday

September 28th, 2017


Luke, Matt and Tim are faced with yet another difficult challenge. Imagine it is the end of the world, what would be the last thing you buy? What …

Blank String investigate the best form of time travel

September 22nd, 2017


Posed with several kinds of time travel what would you do? Want to become rich? Yes! Want to stop WWII? You bet! Want to mess with people and see …

Blank String design a most bodacious Disney movie

September 22nd, 2017


How hard can it be to make a Disney? As it turns out not very. How hard is it to make a good one with an engaging story, lovable characters and emotive dialog? Listen in and found out how close we get.

Blank String plan the wedding of all time

September 3rd, 2017


Join Luke, Matt and Tim for a monumentous ocassion. Luke pops the big question in this episode. To whom? What question? Why am I so excited? Tune in and find out all the answers to these questions and more.

Blank String discuss their favourite foods

August 31st, 2017


Luke and Tim talk about one of their favourite topics. Warning nommy nommy episode.

Blank String design the best most of transport

August 24th, 2017


In this episode Luke and Tim drive done memory lane and talk about transportation and finally come to a conclusion on what would be the best way to …

Blank String uncover and solve many a conspiracy

August 17th, 2017


This week we dive into the inner workings of many conspiracies and uncover a unsettling not-truth about this nations beloved postal service.

Blank String discuss Luketopia

August 10th, 2017


The road to Luketopia is writhe with dispair and misery. But hey! There is a happy ending. Find out what is going to happen to us all once we press the big red button which will reset the world for the better.

Blank String design the perfect pet

August 3rd, 2017


Luke and Tim discuss what would be the perfect pet in the world. Let's see if they find it.

Blank String start a podcast

July 30th, 2017


In the pilot episode Luke and Matt start with an ice-breaker by givving some pearly sage words of advice about babies

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