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181 On The Wings Of Crazy

September 7th, 2020


Episode 181

This show features stories about wings, lawyers, front lines, pilots, humming birds, legs and toes.

My new book The Tar Pack: A Power Trip Through Ecuador and Laos is out!

Music "Betty" by The Lascivious …

180 Ching Ching Ching Boom

August 7th, 2020


Episode 180

This show features stories about monkeys, latch mishaps, uniforms, dumpsters, hedgehogs and Jesus.  My new book The Tar Pack: A Power Trip Through Ecuador and Laos is out! (The audio book will be out soon.) 

179 Crispy Fried River Weed

July 7th, 2020


Episode 179

Hi, this show has stories about blowers, bras, a DC-6, young pilots, nudity and crispy fried river weed.


Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Bead Story 

DC-6 Story

Young Pilot …

178 Suitcase Steak

June 7th, 2020


Episode 178 June 7, 2020

This show has stories about sheep, riots, viagra, shrimp tails, screams, turtles, tuna, balls and roosters.


Music "Airplane" by Side Street Blues

Get 25% off a …

177 Gobble Squat

May 7th, 2020


Episode 177

This show has stories about pot, boops, fights, spin outs, halos, cargo, masks and moons.

The cartoon was sent to me by Ruby Sixseven, I don't know who drew it.



176 Drugstore Drug Deal

April 7th, 2020


Episode 176

Hi, this show has stories about Paris, drug deals, the mile high club, airport ghost towns, sand bags and of course, the virus.


The music for the show is two song parodies …

175 Eau de Sandwich

March 7th, 2020


Episode 175 March 7th, 2020

This show has a bunch of stories about airplane pranks, oils, confusion, dogs, bats, sumo wrestlers, monks and danger.


Music for the show "Flying" by The …

174 On Her Triangle

February 7th, 2020


Episode 174

This show has stories about my recent trip to Saba along with airplane stories about dolls, luck, snakes, hives, butter and wild dogs.

173 People's Distress

January 7th, 2020


Episode 173 Jan 7, 2020

This show has stories about horses, Cuba, bad behavior, a survival story and the magnificent night sky.


Music for the show was recorded on the street in Madrid.

172 Leper Legs

December 7th, 2019


Episode 172

Hi, this show has stories from my trip to Cuba along with fat cats, wigs, bugs, old cars, crabs and kooks.

The music for the show I …

171 Just The Leg

November 7th, 2019


Episode 171

This show features stories about legs, bras, thieves, Jamaica, capes, popsicles, dongs and Cuba.


The Music for the show I recorded on the streets of Madrid, Spain.

I …

170 Good Sardine Year

October 7th, 2019


Episode 170

This show has stories about blisters, window seats, Portugal, new flight attendants, streakers and mosaics.


Music for the show is traditional Fado music, here is a good …

169 Ding Dong

September 7th, 2019


Episode 169

Hi, this show has stories about butts, skateboards, toilet paper, synchronized serving, Gander and Bono.


The music for the show was recorded on the street in Madrid.


168 Poof

August 7th, 2019


Episode 168

This episode has funny stories about aircraft mechanics, suitcases, tropical attire, old boyfriends, wasps and prisoners.


167 Don't Forget to Seek

July 6th, 2019


This show has stories about monkeys, porn, pilots, massages and Mormons.


Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Flight Attendant Video

New Patreon Page

My books are available at

166 Bad Communicator

June 7th, 2019


Hi, this show has stories about sweeties, farts, rent-a cats, cons, apologies and the jet set.


I recorded the …

165 Grounded

May 7th, 2019


This podcast has stories about birds, bribes, dragons, drinks, weddings, windows and elephants.


Music "Best of …

164 Don't Look at my Feet

April 7th, 2019


Episode 164

This show has stories about crocs, mountains, bands, wings, babies and rude British ladies.



SNL skit

I recorded the music for this show on the streets of Rome.  (How nice …

163 The Fainting Plane

March 7th, 2019


Episode 163

This show has a few fainting stories along with a new segment, poop in all the wrong places, an offensive song and Nirvana.


Music for this episode is "Airplane" by The Side …

162 Special Meal Kerfuffle

February 7th, 2019


Episode 162

This show has stories about turtles, pretty faces, prisoners, a few strangulation stories (how weird is that?) and boobies.


161 Are You a Liar?

January 7th, 2019


Episode 161

This show has quite a few stories from my recent trip to Namibia along with some wacky airline stories.  We hear about stupid passengers,  new friends, love between animals, dumb blondes, rhinos, pee and …

160 African Dream

December 7th, 2018


Episode 160

This month's show features stories from my recent trip to Namibia.  We hear about scorpions, flat tires, dinosaurs, big breasted women, donkey water and how I almost killed Herman.


159 Smock on Smock off

November 7th, 2018


Episode 159

Hello, this show has stories about chickens, crabs, powder, tomatoes, germs and capes.


Funny video sent to me by listener Steve.

The music for the show I recorded on the …

158 Rockstar Sloth

October 8th, 2018


Episode 158

This show features stories from my recent trip to Ecuador, we hear stories about bobbys, a fattybelt, panties, frogs, sloths, turtles, fires and honks.



157 Apple Wings

September 7th, 2018


Episode 157

Hello, this show has funny stories about wings, pilot hats, hell, turtles, big gals, and missing bras.


The music is from the late great Elaine Stritch "Why do the wrong …

156 Airport Security

August 7th, 2018


Episode 156

This show has stories about a crazy guy in his undies, a fire, ice cream, swinging, a suction cup turtle, camels and monkey balls.


I got a new logo...


155 Snorts are Genuine

July 7th, 2018


Hello, this show features stories about snorts, wigs, poop, a lock out, Eskimos and bank robbers.  You know, just a normal day on the airplane.


I recorded the music for the show on the …

154 Traveling Fool

June 7th, 2018


Episode 154

Hello, this show features stories about accordions, Kotex, preists, naked gals, one armed men, jets and Lederhosen.


Check out the lovely voice of this woman I heard on the …

153 Chicken in the Sky

May 7th, 2018


Episode 153

Hi there, this show has stories about boobs, baby Jesus, cats, donkeys, porno music, poop and bloopers.


I recorded the music for this episode on the island of Bonaire

Check …

152 I Stink

April 7th, 2018


Episode 152

This show has stories about a turtle, a lost bear, a mad dog, bad smells, a dead guy and a dirty butt!


The music for the episode I recorded on the street in Amsterdam.

151 A Spew and a Smile

March 7th, 2018


Show #151

Hi there, this show has stories about an emergency, kisses, not one but two wieners out, puke and underpants.

I'm excited to have AutoSlash as a sponsor, they are a great site to get killer rates and car …

150 Did Your Octopus Work?

February 8th, 2018


Episode 150 (Wow, 150.)

Hello, this show features stories about an octopus, tarmac gambling, rocks, grunts, boats, poop and a crevasse.  The music for the episode was recorded in a subway station in Madrid Spain.

149 Black Out

January 7th, 2018


Episode 149

Happy 2018.  This show has stories about a Russian, a cute French guy, a sports hero, a non drunk black out, a caped crusader, Ambian and the toothless.


Check out my new Amazon …

148 Jungle Gal

December 7th, 2017


Episode 148

This show has a lot of Laos stories along with pursers, scorpions, monks, hookers, bugs, blown slides and jungle gals.


147 British Men Running

November 7th, 2017


Episode 147

Hello, in this show we hear stories about my recent trip to Uganda, Laos sex, Mary Poppins, Air Marshals, Brass Knuckles, sleeping sickness, front bums, capes, snafus and sending British men running.

146 Gorilla Glow

October 7th, 2017


Episode 146

I just go back from an outstanding trip to Uganda so we have lots of stories about gorillas, hippos, snake bites, hanky panky (on the airplane) poop, sticks and an update on a fan favorite.


145 BItsy

September 7th, 2017


If all goes well, and i don't hit any glitches I will be tracking gorillas in Uganda when this podcast comes out.  I'm super excited!  This show has stories about urine, crew juice, lubrication, ghosts, devils and bombs.

144 Hey, Cut That Out

August 7th, 2017


Hi, this show has stories about night caps, jail birds, drunk priests and a few buck naked clips.

Access your Windows Applications as you go with a virtual desktop from of the best Providers …

143 Special Powers

July 7th, 2017


This show features stories about airplane farts, peanuts, customs, tar and butts.  It also includes a great story from a wonderful flight attendant …

142 The Eye of the Polar Bear

June 7th, 2017


This show features stories about overdosed doctors, pilot kings, blonde bombshells and polar bears.  Hows that for diversity?


141 Cheddar Boy

May 7th, 2017


Episode 141

Hi there, this month we have stories about overhead bins, oxygen masks, buses, parties, balls, nuts and wipers.

Check out my new book …

140 Kangaroo Pilot

April 7th, 2017


I recently flew with a flight attendant who had the best stories I've heard in a long time.  We hear about kangaroos, over head bins, uniforms, naps, …

139 The Vomiteer

March 7th, 2017


This show has stories about gators, big balls, hairy people, food cars, red wine showers and a vomit queen.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar …

138 Ship High In Transit

February 6th, 2017


This show has stories from my recent trip to Grenada, along with tales about spiders, humpbacks, head injuries and butlers.

Check out my new book …

137 She's All Soapy

January 7th, 2017


Happy New Year everyone!  This show features stories about a hot pepper, an airplane crash, a fairy god mother and a great love.


Music for the show is "Airplane" by the Side Street …

136 Ice Ice Baby!

December 7th, 2016


Episode 136

This is a longer than normal show because I had so many stories to tell you about my recent trip to Iceland.  We also have stories about …

135 The Tubes of Terror

November 7th, 2016


Show 135

Hello everyone!  In this show we have stories about pee, poop and plums.  A crazy guy and an impressive man.  Quacks and geese.  Dicks and ducks, and at the end of the show we hear about the Tubes of Terror.

134 A Tale of Three Betty"s

October 7th, 2016


Episode 134

In this show we have stories about three different Betty's along with butts, babies, bras and avocados.


Great article: Pan Am Baby Lift

Music "Betty" by the Lascivious …

133 Travel Sick Pills

September 8th, 2016


Episode 133

This show has stories about falling bubbles, beef sauce, a giant misunderstanding, balls, assholes and rain hats.  Maybe I should have …

132 Really Bad Day

August 5th, 2016


Episode 132

I hope everyone is enjoying the summer season.  In this show we hear stories about bad behavior, some smelly passengers, kids on planes, zombies and chainsaws.


The music …

131 Bioluminescence and Hot Sauce

July 7th, 2016


Episode 131

Hello, this show features stories from my recent trip to Puerto Rico, my run in with the cops, flirtatious passengers, bioluminescence …

130 Miss London Airport

June 7th, 2016


In this show we have stories about relish, panties, beach boys, seeing eye dogs and a very touching military story.


Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Cute Miss London Airport video

129 Kennywoods Open

May 8th, 2016


Episode 129

This show has a few stories about getting caught with your pants down, an Air Marshal story and a pilot talking about landing on an aircraft carrier.


Music "Flying" by The …

128 Yellow Horses

April 7th, 2016


Episode 128

This show has stories about yellow horses, an airplane fire, stinky dogs, a man hole and the Pips! 


127 Driver in a Ditch

March 7th, 2016


Episode 127 has some really funny stories about medical emergencies, some bad driving, crew pranks, wildlife on the airplane and some funky farts.


The music for this episode is from a …

126 Ding Dong

February 6th, 2016


Hi there, this show has stories about two cats, a couple of ding dongs, a disguise, Easter Island, Rarotonga and a bag-o-puke!

The music for this show is from a group of street performers in Rome and the picture for the …

125 Plane People

January 7th, 2016


This episode is sort of rough around the edges.  I had my digital recorder stolen in Madrid and didn't want to be late getting the episode posted, so …

124 The Eye of the Coconut

December 6th, 2015


Kia Orana!

This show is full of stories from my recent trip to Rarotonga and Aitutaki along with lots of tales from the airplane.  We hear about two …

123 I'm Late Because I Had To...

November 5th, 2015


Episode 123

This show features stories abut strange peeing habits on the airplane, parents behaving badly, a famous passenger and bruised private parts!


Music is "Airplane" by The Sid …

122 Deflateface

October 8th, 2015


This show features a personal story from my recent trip, a pesky lougie, naked flight attendants in crew rest, some body odor and some fox talk.



121 High Talkers

September 9th, 2015


This show has stories about a six year old busines man, high talkers, ghosts, pesky overhead bins, a hero and some sezy farm animals.


120 Singing to a Frog

August 6th, 2015


This show has funny stories about bunnies, frogs, Jersey Shore guys on the airplane, some hotel ghosts and more importantly... what to do when you have to fart while working on the beverage cart!


119 Thieves Don't Read

July 7th, 2015


This show features stories about naked people on the plane, three thieve stories along with some buns, boobs and hooks!


Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Check out these excellent …

118 Click, Click, Click

June 7th, 2015


In this 118th show we have stories about what to do when passengers annoy you, private body parts on show on the airplane, a story from my recent trip to Panama, lightening in the cabin... and a naughty pilot.

117 Car Sick Rooster

May 8th, 2015


This episode features stories from my fantastic trip to Panama.  We hear about crabs, frogs, roosters, pearls and puffer fish... along with the some airplane stories.




116 No Cooking For You!

April 7th, 2015


Lots of good stories in this show about running from the cops on a layover, holy water, maxi pads, fainting, life vests and an ambien fueled anxiety …

115 Schlong Story Short

March 6th, 2015


This show has three stories about a certain body part along with two Doogie stories, some lost pantyhose and some crazy things people have done to get themselves fired.


The music for …

114 Ebola Betty

February 8th, 2015


This show has stories about ebola, nut jobs, a game of duck duck goose, emotional support animals, pilots taking charge and a naked passenger.

113 You Say Albeano I Say Albino

January 4th, 2015


In this show we have stories about bras in strange places, things in the toilet that... don't belong in the toilet, famous flight attendants, a baby tree, bad taxi drivers and an albino!


112 Ghosts at my Doorstep

December 5th, 2014


I'm just back from a big trip to Sulawesi Indonesia so this show is chalk full of stories from Sulawesi.  We have stories about swallows, a poopy …

111 Butt to Butt or Crotch to Crotch?

November 7th, 2014


This show features stories about a screaming pilot, air marshals, two passengers taking matters into their own hands and the burning question of ...butt to butt or crotch to crotch?

The photo is of a Tarsier that I hope …

110 Slippery Little Suckers

October 8th, 2014


It's time for a new show and this month we have stories about airline hoarders, some slop in the aisle, a smart ass and some sick soup!


There's a quick clip from my new favorite …

109 Old Lady Parts

September 6th, 2014


Episode 109

This show features four old lady stories, a love is in the air story and two crazy Russians!


The …

108 Sit On It!

August 6th, 2014


This show has lots of farting on the airplane stories!  We also have a fast healing passenger, mood blankets, a creative use for airplane coffee... and a love story!


Link to the Sit On …

107 Where are the Air Marshals?

July 6th, 2014


In this show we have stories about air marshal nurses, surfing, Fokkers, loons and butterscotch!


Music by Simple Plane Jet Lag Natasha Bedingfield

106 Betty the Stewardess Doll

June 6th, 2014


Episode 106

This podcast has a story about a snake on the plane, something crazy falling down the toilet and an Italy story along with so much more!


Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

105 The Path of the Gods

May 8th, 2014


This show has stories about turtles, screamers, cow planes and a a story about hiking the Path of the Gods in Positano Italy.


The music for this show was recorded in a resturant in …

104 Slinging Snot

April 8th, 2014



In This show has an ambian zombie story, a deported diva, a food fight on the airplane and at the end of the episode we hear my favorite story I've heard in a long time.


Music …

103 Above the Gargoyles

March 7th, 2014


In this show we hear stories about breast feeding, stray wee wees, wagon trains, ghosts and gargoyles.

The music was recorded in an old church in …

102 On A Lark

February 7th, 2014


Episode 102

In this show I tell you all about my Mud Larking experience in London.  We hear about my quick trip to Belize along with stories about …

101 Pot Stocks

January 7th, 2014


Episode 101

We start off the new year with some funny stories from Pan Am.  We've got stories about turkeys, pot stocks and some racy airline stories.

The music for the show is from a publicity stunt a few years back …

100th Show!

December 7th, 2013


Episode 100

This is a 100th show extravaganza.  We have some highlights from the past 100 shows mashed up with all new stories making it an extra long show.  I tell you all about my recent trip to Greece.  I sit down …

99 High In The Sky

November 7th, 2013


Episode 99

In this show we have quite a few stories involving drugged up passengers.  We used to have to deal with angry and crazy passengers now you …

98 Whats in Your Baggie?

October 7th, 2013


98th Episode

I'm exciited about this show becuase I flew with some really interesting and funny people this month.  We have stories about pilots in makeup, a fighter pilot story, a tomato juice soaked crotch and a …

97 "Once" Upon a Time in London

September 8th, 2013


Episode 97

This show is full of stories about life vests, items left on the airplane, wet rag captains and soap on your feet.


96 Bender

August 7th, 2013


Episode 96

This show has stories showcasing wet rags, customs trash, funny pilots. snakes, a bender, belching, and nine old ladies straight out of …

95 Does Stevie Cook?

July 8th, 2013


Episode 95 features some stories from my recent trip to Hawaii along with hemoroids, strange overhead bins, an up(chuck) do, London Foxes, airplane elevators and hotel hijinks.


Music is …

94 That Was Easy

June 7th, 2013


94th Show

On this show we have stories about dog bowls, penquins, twister, broken carts and an interview with a pilot who is building his own..... fun is that?!


Music...  …

93 There Will Be Blood

May 7th, 2013


Episode 93

This show has fun stories about penguins, shorts, drunk monkeys, honking, snakes and tug boats.  The lively music is from a local band at a beach bar called Shiggidy Shack on St Kitts. 


92 Two Puffs

April 3rd, 2013


Episode 92

I know it sounds like a joke... "a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf walk into a bar..."  but this show actually features stories about a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf!  The music is from three …

91 We Move Our Tail For You

March 8th, 2013


91st Show

In this show we have two dramatic emergency landings along with a bunch of light hearted stories.


The music for the show is from vintage airline commercials from this …

90 Get Out of my Drawers

February 7th, 2013


90th Show

In this show we have three airline X file stories, a few f bomb stories and all kinds of funny airline stuff.  Wow I can't believe I've recorded 90 shows.


Music "Flying" by …

89 Kacki Galore

January 6th, 2013


Episode 89

This show features stories about bleach, horneymen, call signs, ferrets, graveyards and a $1,000 bill.


Music is a blast from the past Everything Good by Twintwelve

Clip from …

88 Maki Maki Maki

December 6th, 2012


Episode 88

I just got back from Madagascar so we have lots of funny stories from there along with the usual airline story suspects.


The music is a local band from Madagascar called …

87 I Seen it All

November 6th, 2012


Episode 87

This show has a lot of fun stories including castles, motown, naked folks on the airplane and Madagascar!

The music for the show was sent …

86 Airport Shepherd

October 8th, 2012


Episode 86

This show has all kinds of stories involving sick pilots, hatches, Bette Davis, mice and of course airport shepherds.


85 You People

September 7th, 2012


Episode 85

I just got back from Tortuguero Costa Rica where I got to see turtles laying their eggs on the beach and a baby turtle being born... nature is in all it's glory!  So we have some turtle stories along with the …

84 Bug Paraphernalia

August 6th, 2012


Episode 84

In this show we have stories from Africa, Paris, exploding engines, lightbulbs and stranger's underwear!

I'm excited about my new theme …

83 Sympathy Barfer

July 5th, 2012


Episode 83

In this show we hear about dogs on the airplane, bras, puke, India, Venice and alligators!


Music by a pretty young girl with a horn on Grafton Street in Ireland.

Ellen video …

82 Rockstar Jellyfish

June 6th, 2012


Episode 82

On a recent trip to Palau I got to see the amazing Rockstar Jellyfish.  There is this lake full of millions of non stinging golden glowing …

81 Lovelocks

May 8th, 2012


81st Episode

I just got back from Palau in the South Pacific, so we have a few stories there, along with an emotional military flying story and we hear about the worldwide lovelock phenomenon.  Also pantyhose, fried …

80 Emergency Landing

April 6th, 2012


Who would have ever thought I would record 80 shows?  In this episode we have two stories from Jackson Mississippi, a few from Paris and a dramatic …

79 What the Pup?

March 9th, 2012


Episode 79

In this episode we hear a great story about animals along with some wayward passengers and some nutjobs on the airplane.


Music is from utube The Beach Boys "Airplane Song" …

78 Kootyville and Germberg

February 5th, 2012


Episode 78

This show has some racy stories on the airplane, some wierdos, a dirty diaper and a drunk.


Music is from a funny airline commercial for Pacific Blue

Here is a link to the

77 The Jet Set

January 7th, 2012


Episode 77

I love hearing all the glamourous stories from the Pan Am Days.   So in this episode we have lots of them along with some passengers behaving badly and some crew rest situations.  What ever happened to the …

76 Pilots, Puke and Pigs

December 7th, 2011


Episode 76

In this show we hear stories about pilots, puke and pigs?!


Please support the show by clicking on my book link if you are going to buy something on Amazon 

Music for this …

75 I Love it!

November 2nd, 2011


In this show I interview a new flight attendant who actually loves the smell of the airplane, a touching air traffic controler story and a fantastic …

74 An Embarrassment of Riches

October 4th, 2011


Episode 74

In this show we have a lot of embarrassing stories, humiliating stories along with some really possitive ones.  We have puke, dolphins and …

73 Another Day Another Tray

August 25th, 2011


Episode 73

This epispde had stories from Dubai, Lagos Nigeria, the crazy things that flight attendant's carry in their suitcases and movie stars behaving badly on the plane!


Link to …

72 London's Calling

July 12th, 2011


In this show we have funny stories about crabs, kabobs, butt lifts, kayaks, dumpsters and of course some airline humor!  The music for the show was recorded on a 48 hour London layover.


71 Uniform Mishaps

June 21st, 2011


This show features the Cell phone police, airplane bathroom humor, uniform mishaps and a wayward crab?!



70 Announcements Gone Wrong

April 17th, 2011


Reporting from 34,000 feet we hear stories about tourettes, announcements gone wrong and some bowel and wheelchair mishaps!



Music by The Catch  "Flying"

Check …

69 I'm Back.

February 12th, 2011


Episode 69

I've been busy moving from one coast to another, and I was so swamped that I have missed a few months in the podcast world...but I'm back!

One good thing about taking a break is that I have wealth of stories …

68 Survival

October 20th, 2010


Episode 68

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive.  We have some crazy things that have happened on the airplane like a captain falling off a catering truck and a get this...a drive by crapping!  And at …

67 Buh-Bye

September 11th, 2010


Episode 67

I know it's old news now but I had to do a few Steven Slater stories beacuse it's just so funny!  We have a crashing story and some …

66 Bandits

August 6th, 2010


Episode 66

Did you guys hear about the flight attendant that was recently arrested for stealing from sleeping business class passengers?  They are calling her the mile high bandit!  We hear about some other misbehaving …

65 Profiling

June 18th, 2010


Episode 65

Now, I know the subject of racial profiling is controversial.  Some people think we should never do it, others think we are crazy not to …

64 Celebrities, Donkeys and an Italian

May 16th, 2010


Episode 64

I just got back from Bonaire so we have a misbehaving donkey story, lots of celebrities on the airplane and one fast moving Italian.  …

63 When Pigs Fly

April 14th, 2010


Episode 63

I actually have two stories about pigs flying!  Along with the pigs we have bats and People Express stories.  Plus two stories that relate to the current news item where the ladies tried to board an airplane …

62 Sam and Kara

March 23rd, 2010


This is an interview I did on Sam and Kara that I thouht you might enjoy.

61 Firsts

March 13th, 2010


Episode 61

After a certain age your "firsts" start to dwindle.  This episode is chock full of firsts, a instructor and student pilot first, my first …

60 Express Yourself

February 12th, 2010


Episode 60

This episode features crazy stories for airline like People Express and Pacific East Airlines.  These airlines are no longer in business …

59 It's Just Wrong

January 15th, 2010


Episode 59

The stories in this episode involve the KKK, people peeing in the aisles, crew members almost landing in jail  and a kid stealing an …

58 The Classy Passenger Awards

December 23rd, 2009


Episode 58

Happy Holidays podcast world!  This show has a lot of stories of passengers exhibiting classy behavior along with some Flight Attendants …

57 Pets & Peeves

October 15th, 2009


Episode 57

I'm Back!  Sorry but I got distracted with my fella who lives in another country!

This episode has alot of short stories about animals like an alligator and a whale along with stories about things that bother …

56 McGyverAir

August 16th, 2009


Episode 56

Do you guys remember the TV Show from the 80's called McGyver?  It was about a guy that could make anything out of the most obscure …

55 Love and War

July 2nd, 2009


Episode 55

I am very late in posting this podcast.  Many people have e-mailed me to see if I am okay.  Well I am more than okay.  I met a man on my trip to Belize and I have been traveling back and forth to Belize to …

54 People Say the Darnedest Things

May 2nd, 2009


Episode 54

I've been flying a long time and I always think I've heard all the crazy things people could say...but they still surprise me!

So in this …

53 Poser

March 25th, 2009


Episode 53

Nobody likes a poser!  This show is all about posing.  We hear about posers and placedroppers.  And there is a few stories of Flight Crew "posing" as passengers as they commute to and from work.

And at the …

52 Phenomenon

February 18th, 2009


Episode 52

This episode highlights some airline phenomenon like the "plane knocking" or "plane kissing"  people do as they enter the aircraft. 

Along with some other strange phenomenon like why actors are so afraid to …

51 Conga (Air)Line

January 13th, 2009


Episode 51

At the end of this episode we hear a story about a Somali Conga Line.  Now those are just words you never put together...Somali Conga Line?!

You have to be really silly or have a few drinks to join a Conga …

50 Traveling Fool

December 2nd, 2008


Episode 50

In September I went to Egypt and in November I traveled to Ecuador!  I have literally been a traveling fool!

This episode is about pilots, …

49 Back from Egypt

October 21st, 2008


Episode 49

I've been getting some emails asking why it's taken me so long to post a new podcast....well it's because I was busy wandering around Egypt. 

This show has some tales from Egypt along with some really funny …

48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears

September 10th, 2008


Episode 48

There is a price for everything in life, what you don't pay for in money you can pay for in blood, sweat, puke and tears.

I recently had a young man faint and land head first on the galley floor...there was …

47 Traveling Without a Pen

August 11th, 2008


Episode 47

One of the things that bugs the Flight Attendants most about passengers is that they travel without a pen.  It's basically just being unprepared.

I was unprepared this month because my digital recorder …

46 Stewpid is as Stewpid Does

July 7th, 2008


Episode 46

Remember the days when Stewardesses were dressed in fabulous uniforms and people dressed up for the event of going on an airplane?

I miss …

45 A Priest a Archaeologist and an Appalachian

June 4th, 2008


Episode 45

A Priest, a Archaeologist and a Appalachian go into a sounds like a joke doesn't it?  Well its actually the people I have  …

44 Strange Bedfellows

May 2nd, 2008


Episode 44

Last week I was on the BBC world service it was such an absurd lead went something like this...A woman in the Congo was raped and forced to kill her own baby and then we hear from Betty who doesn't …

43 Hair-raiser

April 5th, 2008


Episode 43

An easy day at work is non-eventful, but those days when crazy things happen... while more stressful...make for much better stories.

In …

42 Betty the Serious Slayer

March 5th, 2008


Episode 42

So...I know what your thinking...Betty the Serious Slayer?  Well I was a big fan of the tv show...and Betty and Buffy are both kinda silly names. 

For many years Airline employees were beaten down, sad and …

41 Why Fly

February 4th, 2008


Episode 41

This pilot told me a funny story about why this ditsy Flight Attendant decided to fly and it was so funny that I started to ask other …

40 Coffee Tea or Me?

January 6th, 2008


Episode 40

Surprise surprise...this episode features funny airline stories involving coffee, tea and a little romance!

People always ask me about the …

39 Ah Nuts

December 7th, 2007


Episode 39

For some strange reason people associate air travel with peanuts...people want their peanuts on the airplane.

So this show has some funny stories about peanuts along with a bunch of nuts (crazy nutty people)!

38 Welcome Aboard

November 3rd, 2007


Episode 38

I would like to welcome you aboard episode 38 which is full of outrageous stories in the timeline of a typical flight. 

We've got a sexy …

37 Airline Life is Wild

October 8th, 2007


Episode 37

It's sort of an understatement to say that Airline Life is Wild as you'll see in this wild episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

We have wild life stories starring leopards, gorillas, turtles and …

36 Dingbats Take Flight

September 5th, 2007


Episode 36

This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where …

35 Oh My Stars

August 2nd, 2007


Episode 35

Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to welcome you aboard Celebrity Express!  Hold on to your armrests as we navigate through some …

34 Airline X-files

June 28th, 2007


Episode 34

In this show we hear about ghosts, angels and unexplained events on the airplane and on layovers.  It's basically Airline paranormal if you will...I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or angels...I'm just …

33 Airline Antics

May 29th, 2007


Episode 33

This show is jam packed full with hijinks and pranks on the airplane, from the silly to the sublime!  Lets get the party started! 

Music …

32 It's a Zoo Up Here

May 4th, 2007


Episode 32

Who knew there are so many Airline stories starring our furry friends!

In this show we hear about racoons, gorillas, dogs, monkeys, cows, birds and ferrets all flyings the friendly skies.    Hang on for a …

31 Galley Talk

April 10th, 2007


Episode 31

I'm just back from Tobago and something I miss when I have a break from work is the Galley Talk. This show has a lot of funny stories from the galley.

We hear about the lower galley, famous people in the …

30 Power Struggle

March 10th, 2007


Episode 30

Like every work environment there are power struggles in the airline industry.  You have stand offs between the Flight Attendants and passengers, the Captains and First Officers and Flight Attendants with …

29 The Naked Truth

February 9th, 2007


Episode 29

I record all types of stories and then I try to find a theme for an episode.  Strangely enough a common thread seemed to be stories with people in various stages of undress?

So among the underwear and naked …

28 Roger That

January 21st, 2007


Episode 28

Roger...or Roger what a Pilot says all day long.  It indicates that a message has been recieved. the message always understood?  Are we always on the same page?  

Words can mean different …

27 All in a Days Work

January 6th, 2007


Episode 27

I'm sure each and every one of you have funny things happen when you are at work, but Flight Attendants and Pilots average day just seems to have more of them.

We hear about the Flight Attendants having to …

26 Big Metal Tube

December 14th, 2006


Episode 26

An airplane is a "big metal tube" with hundreds of people crammed inside speeding through the sky.  Is it any wonder that now and again a passenger goes slightly crazy?

We hear of passengers spitting, …

25 Lightning & Bombshells

November 22nd, 2006


Episode 25

This show starts off with a bombshell story and ends with a personal bombshell announcement. 

The middle is chock full of dramatic and …

24 Crews Behaving Badly 2

October 26th, 2006


Episode 24

This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather mischievous.

We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, …

23 Contrails and Hound Dogs

September 28th, 2006


Episode 23

What do contrails, hound dogs, fretless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common?

They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase.

22 Wonderfully Diverse

September 2nd, 2006


Episode 22

If you've ever seen the TV show "Lost" you've seen the model perfect gorgeous passengers of TV's parallel universe.

But in reality people on the aircraft are alot more diverse than that...which is actually …

21 The Bellringers

August 7th, 2006


Episode 21

What is a Bellringer you ask?  A Bellringer is a type of airline passenger who rings and rings the flight attendant call bell... and can't …

20 Off the Beaten Runway

July 11th, 2006


Episode 20

This show has great stories about crewmembers and passengers who are shall we say "colorful" or "interesting"!  At the end of the episode …

19 The Witch and the Famous

June 22nd, 2006


Episode 19

This show has one witch story and then it is nonstop celebrity stories.  Starring Arnold Palmer, Elvis, Russell Crowe, Little Richard, …

18 Watch Your Back

June 4th, 2006


Episode 18

Flight Attendants and Pilots spend a lot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents.

17 Kids on a Plane

May 4th, 2006


Episode 17

This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane.  The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane."  Actually one of the stories has kids and snakes …

16 It's the Bomb

April 13th, 2006


Episode 16

In this episode we hear scary stories.  Some are funny scary and others are truely scary like the captain having a heart attack inflight.  And the last's the bomb!

Music by

15 Can't we all just get along?

March 26th, 2006


Episode 15

In this episode we hear funny stories about generalizations about all types of different people.. and ask...can't we all just get along?

Music by "Everything Good" performed by Twintwelve (I …

14 It's in the Air 2

February 26th, 2006


Episode 14

This episode brings us stories from the air...we have some swearing in the air, a cat and a mouse in the air, some pilot competitions and a truely embarassing moment in the air.

At the end of the episode we …

13 It's in the Air

February 12th, 2006


Episode 13

Because of the amount of time Flight Attendants and Pilots spend in flying...alot happens in the air. In this episode we about... love in the air, being lost in the air, and needing a doctor in the air.

Then …

12 People are Strange

January 17th, 2006


Episode 12

People are strange, a little odd and crazy. We hear about some strange passengers, an odd pilot and then I tell one of my favorite travel stories.

You will probably think I'm crazy after you hear this story …

11 Serendipity

December 29th, 2005


Serendipity Episode 11

This episode brings us stories about moments in life that are not easily explained.

We hear about a possible UFO sighting and …

10 Birthday Suit

December 11th, 2005


Episode 10 Birthday Suit!

In this episode we hear about a pilot in his birthday suit, a few passengers in the buff and a flying santa suit. At the end of the episode I share a few touching listener e-mails.


9 Crews Behaving Badly

November 21st, 2005


Episode 9, Crews Behaving Badly!

In this episode we hear witty responses to problem passengers along with Pilot and Flight Attendant pranks and an update on my trip to Kuwait.

Music by Betty 5 0 by …

8 Lost in Translation

November 6th, 2005


Episode 8 Lost in Translation

Funny stories about communication issues from the cockpit, the tower and in the cabin.

At the end of the episode I'll have some exciting news!

Music by Pod Safe Music Network "Crack the …

7 Security

October 24th, 2005


Episide 7 "Security"

This episode is about all types of security. We hear about some Canadian Mounted Police, a prisoner needing escorts, and delve …

6 Airplane Safari

October 17th, 2005


Episode 6..."Airplane Safari"

Funny stories of animals in the cabin, celebs with their animals and my favorite animal from my African safari.


Music from "She" performed …

5 Top Guns & Blonde Moments

October 3rd, 2005


Episode 5.

This eposode has fighter pilot stories mixed in with blonde moments. And at the end of the episode I tell one of my blonde moments where I jumped off a moving train in Morocco!

Be sure to check out Fly With …

4 Full Circle

September 27th, 2005


Full Circle!! Episode 4

This episode has some very funny stories that are ever so slightly off color or politically incorrect.

We hear about some …

3 How's the Water?

September 21st, 2005


Episode 3

How's the water? In this episode we travel to Maui to hear about a pesky shark and an angry turtle. We also venture to Kenya, Israel, and …

2 Disaster Light

September 10th, 2005



My own story of being smack dab in the middle of a natural disaster! Along with an explosion and 2, yes 2, wacky highjacker stories!

Music by Garage Band...Hijacker by The Daybreakers and Paper …

1 Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh My

August 31st, 2005


My first episode..."Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh my!!"

In this episode we hear about some troublesome monkeys in Bali, some bugs and bats in Belize , a dead guy in first class, and then back to India for tigers …

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