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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

277 EpisodesProduced by Forever DogWebsite

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Alex and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.


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