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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

332 EpisodesProduced by Forever DogWebsite

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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160: Reviews of Ornaments

You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early...

Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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