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Bat Minute

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Bat Minute is a podcast that originally investigated Tim Burton's 1989 movie 'Batman' one minute at a time, three days a week... and has now moved on to the next three in the franchise!Your intrepid hosts on this journey are Jon Parker and Niall McGowan!Episodes release on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fr… read more

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Poison Ivy: No, Not That One (with Brittany Simon)

June 7th, 2022

1:30:24
An erotic thriller that's not sleazy and cheap? It sounds crazy but that's just what you get in this forgotten gem from 1992. Ivy seduces, uses, …

Hercules in New York (Part Two): Harm To Whom? (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam)

May 14th, 2022

1:07:40
The adventures of Hercules continue, Bat fans! Arnold runs amok yet always with love in his heart... but no dough in his pockets. Hear the exciting …

Hercules in New York (Part One): A Pretzie Adventure (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam)

May 9th, 2022

1:05:42
Hercules needs some excitement in life... Olympus just ain't cuttin' it! How to spice things up a little? Why, by heading to Earth, befriending a …

BONUS: Gotham Beat #39: 'The Batman'

April 22nd, 2022

1:46:10

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Originally released on 07/03/22, just after the movie had hit cinemas.

UNMASK THE TRUTH

It's finally here - THE Batman is upon us! Hear Jon and Niall's first, initial, …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 125 (Part Two): Good Knight and Good Luck

April 8th, 2022

45:42
I'm looking over the skyline of the city
How loud quiet nights in the mist of crime
How next door to happiness lives sorrow
And signals of solution …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 125 (Part One): The Beginning of the End

April 6th, 2022

44:00

Is it bright where you are
Now the people changed?
Does it make you happy, you're so strange?
And in your darkest hour
I hold secret's flame
We can …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 124: The Cis Are At It Again!

April 4th, 2022

50:56

Scrolling, scrolling, our life scrolls on by.

From Inferno to Goo Goo... from Moloko to Underworld... we're taking you on a text-based journey.

The …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 123: A Very Good Example of 1997 Being a Horrible Mess (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 1st, 2022

55:33

We tick along with torrents of text once more as we delve into the mysteries of ADR, R. Kelly and real quality in visual effects!

Back once again are …

Cool as Min-Ice - Minute 3: Bikes Bikes Baby (with Kit Flemons)

April 1st, 2022

53:54

COOL... AS... ICE!

Whassup fellas?

We're rollin’ into a new town today. This place looks WHACK! There’s nothing to do! Hold it - Johnny spots a …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 122: The Nightmare Universe Version of 'Groove is in the Heart' (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

March 30th, 2022

48:33

Today we hold secret’s flame aloft for all to see as the credits continue unabated.

You've got a plethora of Pumpkins, heroic hairstylists and one …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 121: Bat Thugs-N-Harmony (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

March 28th, 2022

52:17

Today, Zero, Bullet, Disarm, The End... we're Smashing some Pumpkins today, faithful listeners! It's Zwan-tastic!

In our (haunted) house is the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 120: The Caped Cauldron (with Austin Prior)

March 25th, 2022

1:11:28

Barbara extends her hand to Dick… partners? She should be heading to school, but okay, sure, whatever. Regardless, he's totally in the friend zone …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 119: A Farcical Pastiche of Badly Written Erotic Fiction (with Darren Husted)

March 23rd, 2022

46:10

Barbara wakes up to spot Alfred doing a-okay. He's FUMIN’ though! THE HOUSE IS A PIG STY! Ah, it's all tongue-in-cheek... phew!

Bruce and Dick give each other mad props for the good job they did. Dick has a question …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 118: Noted Genius Christopher Nolan (with Christy Porter)

March 21st, 2022

1:02:20

Ivy is in prison, but she has a visitor… SURPRISE! The legal system is a sham! NOT GOOD!

The Wayne crew are having a nice little sleepover in the living room - how cute. They've had pizza and some drinks... but the one …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 117: The Romaines of the Day (with Claire York)

March 18th, 2022

52:51

A glowing, clearly-Mr Freeze-created, chemical is plugged in to Alfred’s drip. All we can do now is wait, I guess...

Ivy is behind bars and is supposed to be a tad dishevelled... however she looks just as amazing as …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 116: Doctor with Muscles (with Claire York)

March 16th, 2022

49:17

Batman pleads his case and asks “will you help me… doctor?” Reminding him of his Hippocratic oath there - very smooth move, Bats.

Voila! Gauntlet vials to the rescue! Take two of these and call the good doctor in the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 115: Brain Freeze (with Claire York)

March 14th, 2022

43:24

Arnold basically does an impression of himself, some self mockery. ARRRRRAAAAARRRAAGGGHHH!

We laugh, but it’s from pain. He discovers that not only …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 114: Goth Dogs (with George Hendricks)

March 11th, 2022

1:01:10

We’re back as the city continues to thaw unabated. The most important thing? THE DOG IS ALIVE! YES! GO DOGGO GO! Shake it!

“Looks like it’s gonna be …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 113: Reply Guy (with Lizzy Garcia)

March 9th, 2022

52:31

On today's investigation, Robin and Batgirl go to hack the computer that controls the satellites... BUT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT UPSIDE DOWN! …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 112: Sticking the Landing (with Pete The Retailer)

March 7th, 2022

58:14

Everybody is falling, going to die… unless Batman can come up with something! Oh, he does? I guess we should have expected that. IT'S GRAPPLIN' TIME! …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 111: Thoughts and Prayers (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan)

March 4th, 2022

47:28

Freeze blows things sky high! Well… uhh… kind of… explodes it a bit. BOMBS AWAY. BATMAN! But do ice bombs melt steel beams? Join the team on our journey through every level of Dante's Inferno! With added telescopes.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 110: Pray For Mojo (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan)

March 2nd, 2022

37:32

Bats asks the scientists if they’re okay and their response doesn’t fill us with much hope really. They don’t SOUND okay! Batman is going to try to save them anyway, damn it. OH WAIT, NO HE ISN’T! To be fair, he's got …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 109: Don't Speak To Me Before I've Had My Venom (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan)

February 28th, 2022

50:35

Our swinging scientists call out a dirty fighter! Where's the class? The decorum?

Robin goes totally tubular - that is, he takes out the tube... ON …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 108: PhDs Rule! (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 25th, 2022

57:04

We’re back as Batman dangles precariously from the spinning telescope! JUST LIKE A BAT! I guess it's just one of those days.

After freeing himself, our Bruce now has to save the scientists too! Can't a (bat)man catch a …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 107 Outtake - More Arnie Opinions

February 23rd, 2022

3:33

Check out your dad with the swag on the floor
Momma gon' brag when I walk in the door
Y'all ain't never seen a guerrilla in the mist
Walk the line so …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 107: This Telescope is Brought To You By The Letter 'A' (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 23rd, 2022

58:18

Batman finalises his calibration of the telescope… only to be rudely interrupted. It's just not on! Tonight's forecast though? A FREEZE IS COMING! And it's going to send our heroes a-fallin' and a-tumblin'!

Back again …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 106: Prescription Bat Cowl (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 21st, 2022

57:07

Bat-themed heating pods? SIGN ME UP! I'll take ten! Though there’s only eight more minutes until every single Gothamite is an ice cube! Our heroes have a plan. They're going to relay the sunlight from the Congo… via …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 105: Doin' Up My Coil (with Neil Rickatson)

February 18th, 2022

1:02:20

Freeze’s goon leaps from his now icebound machine and seeks freedom. But there is no freedom. Not… from The Bat. Just ask Johnny Gobs!

Victor sends Bane to take out Robin and Batgirl, but he himself wants Batman AND he …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 104: Rollin' With My Homies (with Neil Rickatson)

February 16th, 2022

43:05

Our heroic gang rocket into action on their sexy new rides... BUT THERE'S ONLY ELEVEN MINUTES LEFT! You know what would be terrible right about now? …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 103: Artificial Arnie A** (with Neil Rickatson)

February 14th, 2022

49:29
We’re back as… well… Freeze, FREEZES! The city that is! Even the the doggos are no longer safe from his icy touch.

What’s this? A new toy… sorry… vehicle arrives on the scene. Make that TWO! MAKE THAT THREE! Stop - …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 102 Outtake - Duelling Bon Scotts

February 12th, 2022

3:29

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun...

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 102: CANCEL IT! (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo)

February 11th, 2022

1:02:22

Batgirl introduces herself to the team... but it's apparently totally un-PC! I'm not sure you really 'get' this, Bats, but okay. 

Wait a second - …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 101: Peyton the Younger (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo)

February 9th, 2022

46:49
Robin struggles underwater and Batman struggles in the sky, both entangled in vines. It's like poetry, it rhymes!

“As I told Lady Freeze when I …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 100: Less Film Noir, More Film Colorform (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo)

February 7th, 2022

57:29

Ivy swans off having KILLED ROBIN! NNNNOOOOO! But Batman stops her! He’s here to save his… friend? Brother? Son? She can't be doing with this, however - after all, there's so many people to KILL, so little time.

How …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 99: A Humorous Substitute For Your Own Lips (with Molly Bailen)

February 4th, 2022

47:57

“Kiss me and I’ll tell you” - “Tell me and I’ll kiss you”. And that sax! WHAT AN EPISODE!

Robin decides he’s got to stop Freeze and the plan, so Ivy requests one thing… to be able to give him a kiss, for luck. BAD LUCK …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 98: The Beautiful Woman Without Mercy (with Molly Bailen)

February 2nd, 2022

45:58

Robin begins his exploration of Ivy’s garden and leafy curtains. Oh and there she is, the Queen herself! TAKE IT ALL IN! But can Dick help her turn over a new leaf?

Gliding back into action is the Cabin Queen herself, …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 97: The Lawnmower Manservant (with Molly Bailen)

January 31st, 2022

54:30

Alfred has become a virtual simulation, trapping his consciousness in a terrifying digital cyber hellscape for all eternity!

Barbara says how she …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 96: Let Batman be ACE (with Liz Whitaker)

January 28th, 2022

49:38

We discover what’s happening to hell: it’s freezing over. Original, man.

Cut back to the Batcave and we see Barbara standing between lasers. They’re going to kill her, Resident Evil style. The movie though, not the... …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 95: Bomb. (with Liz Whitaker)

January 26th, 2022

41:52

Freeze has… well… frozen the scientists! Bane starts setting up… icicles? BOMBS? Bombs.

Put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Get in loser, we're going crime fighting! Returning to the case is Liz Whitaker! …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 94: Secret Canoodles (with Liz Whitaker)

January 24th, 2022

45:03

Well let me tell you something, brother! Bruce finishes explaining to Dick that, hey, a team is all about, you know, TEAMWORK! Trust! Has Dick's cold …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 93: Always Waiting for Dick (with Alex Thompson and Phil Dragash)

January 21st, 2022

1:03:01

Barbara is delighted with both her work and the trajectory of sweet Al’s life after all... but we don't have time for this! We need to hit those city streets. The Freeze tank is just casually driving about the place. …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 92: The Manservant and the Maiden (with Alex Thompson and Phil Dragash)

January 19th, 2022

50:46

Bruce embraces the man he considers in many ways to be his father. Alfred is not long for this world, it seems.

Our Babs and she’s still trying to crack the password on Alfred’s disc. ENGLAND! What a great choice, but …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 91: Holy Bedridden Butler! (with Alex Thompson and Phil Dragash)

January 17th, 2022

46:42

Today we find out where victory comes from… Alfred tells us that it’s defending what we know is right, while we still live. Is… is it? Is it really?

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 90: The Crossover We Knew We Never Wanted (with Desmond Miller)

January 14th, 2022

46:48

Wonder hacker Barbara tries to break into Al’s PC with the password… “Alfred”. Uhh… nice try.

Bruce may have Ivy on the brain but he's got sweet Alfie in his heart as the two share a tender moment and our hosts get …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 89: Jason Batman (with Desmond Miller)

January 12th, 2022

46:42

Freeze has his power back and now these Power Rangers villains are preparing to go to war! There's a storm coming...

Ivy and Bane have made their way …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 88: Pat Hingle's Road to Perdition (with Desmond Miller)

January 10th, 2022

50:42

Gordon BRAGS about being police commissioner. Nobody cares, dude, just hand over the keys. Smelt it? Dealt it. Also: TOO OLD!

Bruce continues to be …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 87: Get Yourself a Sextant, Lady (with Phillip Mottaz and Matthew Soto)

January 7th, 2022

51:12

Bruce Wayne appears at the shindig to break in this telescope or whatever the hell you do with these things. This schmoozing about makes me SICK!

Pamela arrives on the scene. Doesn't she look a lot like Ivy? Wow, weird. …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 86: Johnny Butlerseed (with Phillip Mottaz and Matthew Soto)

January 5th, 2022

44:05

Alfred continues explaining Barbara’s new quest - find Wilfred, wherever he is and hand him this secret parcel! But he does also say how much she looks like her mother. That mother he clearly loves. Weird.

“Bonsoir, …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 85: Wayne Wards Last All Night Long (with Phillip Mottaz and Matthew Soto)

January 3rd, 2022

43:30

Dick and Bruce are still arguing about Ivy. Boys, please, calm down - she doesn’t want either of you anyway!

Brucie boy DOES want her all for himself and that’s precisely the problem. Why? WHAT HAS SHE DONE? Something …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 84 Outtake - It's a Cosmic Gumbo

December 31st, 2021

5:32

“I don’t care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.”

- Detective Crashmore

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 84: Scheming Patriarch (with Alyson Grimm)

December 31st, 2021

42:10

Alfred is really not doing well - in fact, he’s pretty much incapable of getting out of bed. Same, dude... same. At least they're making him comfortable.

Wait a minute... MACGREGOR’S SYNDROME?!?!?

Ivy has got under the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 83: Icy & Ivy (with Alyson Grimm and Jarf Harden)

December 29th, 2021

39:03

Freeze finishes his breakdown and reveals that first it’s Gotham… then.. THE WORLD!

Ivy has JUST what she wanted now and reveals what seems to be a NEW scheme - kill every single thing on the planet and start over! A …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 82: Stop or My Mom Will Podcast (with Alyson Grimm and Jarf Harden)

December 27th, 2021

39:14

Things get emotional today as Mrs Freeze is mourned with one final tear. Time to make them all pay. Release the beast! TURN THEIR BONES TO ICE!

"Sorry"? Really? I don't buy it, sister.

Joining the investigation is a new …

The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2021 - Jingle All the Way (Part 2)

December 26th, 2021

1:25:25

It's Turbo Time one final time as the Bat gang reunite to finish off their ridiculous review of this holiday classic! Just don't miss our karate …

The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2021 - Jingle All the Way (Part 1)

December 25th, 2021

1:31:02

You made it through another wild year, so congratulations you! It's been tough, it's been rough... but you know what's even more difficult? That's …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 81: Shiver-lry is Dead (with Scott Carelli)

December 24th, 2021

47:19

An OTT walk leads to an OTT reaction - one... of doom! For Nora that is. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?

While attempted murder is occurring, Freeze has made himself right at home in the Turkish baths - he's got the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 80: Baskin Robin (with Scott Carelli)

December 22nd, 2021

45:14

The toxins are being delivered mouth-to-mouth! OF COURSE! How could they have missed it?!?! Well Robin is still missing the point and the heroic duo …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 79: Oops, All Moriartys! (with Scott Carelli)

December 20th, 2021

49:05

Freeze is gathering his chilly booty with those cops in hot pursuit... only for them to fall like a house of cards. OOPS! Stick around?

Batman and Bane are still brawling. It’s a hoss fight, bah gawd! LET OFF SOME …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 78: Straddle of the Bat (with Anna F. Peppard)

December 17th, 2021

52:02

Our leafy lady takes another stab at seduction, but Batman just cannot abide the homicidal ones.

While this sexy time is going on Robin is getting pummelled! Somebody save this boy from Bane, good god almighty!

At least …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 77: Scent of a Woman (with Anna F. Peppard)

December 15th, 2021

52:36

Batman and Robin descend the ladder in their pursuit of the scent of a woman. They're not looking too hard though, are they? Put some effort in!

No beauty... but ALL beast! BANE IS ON THE SCENE! RAAAAR!

Meanwhile, Ivy …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 76: Bi is In Robin's Name (with Anna F. Peppard)

December 13th, 2021

51:32

As Ivy sends Freeze off on his little errand, our heroes catch a whiff of some interesting pheromones. Where do they know this delightful scent …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 75: The Arms of Sweden (with Dael Kingsmill)

December 10th, 2021

1:00:10

Batman and Robin are both puzzled as to how their feelings for Ivy just vanished. I’m puzzled too, my feelings for her have never faltered, never waned. Hehe - Wayned. Anyway, she's packing those great stems and …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 74: Here Comes the Bat-Gas! (with Dael Kingsmill)

December 8th, 2021

48:45

We’re back as Bruce and Alfred have the closest these two probably ever get to a back-slapping hug. Aww.

Dick bursts in and ruins the moment but he’s got good cause to be fair - FREEZE HAS ESCAPED! He’s heard the news… …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 73: Bane Boat (with Dael Kingsmill)

December 6th, 2021

57:05

The security guards break in - they’re gonna grab Bane! RUN, MY PRETTY! FLY! THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT!

Bruce asks “Alfred, are you well?”. A weird question considering we know that he’s not, but okay. He isn't going to …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 72: Cool Runnings (with Sean German)

December 3rd, 2021

47:59

Freeze has the solution to his power problem - he needs his diamonds! They power the suit, remember. A slightly costly fuel this, man, but okay. …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 71: Without the Wow (with Father David Mowry, Sean German and Brian German)

December 1st, 2021

48:50

Ivy proposes! A pairing, that is. Meanwhile, Bane sprints through the corridors with Freeze’s suit in a trolley. Countless ineffectual guards just …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 70: The Ghost of Cop Past (with Father David Mowry, Sean German and Brian German)

November 29th, 2021

50:41

Ivy thinks that men are rather absurd creatures. Is she wrong? She IS to die for, after all!

The Riddler and Two-Face make a return to the franchise! IN A WAY?!?!? Impressive. Most impressive...

Joining the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 69: It's Just You and Me Now, Ice Wife (with Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes)

November 26th, 2021

50:29

Freeze continues his little craft lesson. Following a YouTube tutorial or something I guess, 'The Lighthouse' style.

Our Icehead has a visitor... …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 68: Ridley Squat (with Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes)

November 24th, 2021

45:47

Barbara continues to be a little ignorant of Dick’s distress... but she drops a bombshell of her own - her own distress, her own pain. Alfred is sick …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 67: A More Palatable Dick (with Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes)

November 22nd, 2021

47:14

Dick wants to know how long Barb has been racing. She ain’t no noob, man... but you wouldn't understand!

Things get a little 'Depeche Mode' as our …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 66: The Aliciad (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

November 19th, 2021

52:25

We’re back as some hooligans are going to add a little life to this party - with chains and bombs, bay-bay.

Sebulba crashes his pod - poodoo!

Just as …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 65: Curry, Rice and CHiPs (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

November 17th, 2021

47:04

It's that Juggalo Call: Whoop Whoop!

It seems like Dick is attempting to ‘save’ Barbara, a woman who clearly doesn’t need his help whatsoever. Good move, dude.

As the racers head over a bridge we see the Sand People are …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 64: Nothing Beats the Cheesecake at an Orgy (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

November 15th, 2021

46:36

Let the grand race... BEGIN!

The throng release dollar balloons… for some reason… and Coolio starts the race with a BANG!

We've got some Mario Kart …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 63: Pimpin' the Poultry (with Bryarly Bishop)

November 12th, 2021

50:18

The gangs all get ready for the big race. RACE WARS (not that kind)! Welcome to a gangster's paradise!

We discover that Barbara is a seasoned pro. She won the Tunnel Run two nights ago so now it's time for the Kessel …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 62: Little Dickie (with Bryarly Bishop)

November 10th, 2021

45:56

Bruce wants to know her... and he wants to KNOW her - wink, wink. This mystical, mystery, lady sure is seductive.  SHE'S EVEN THE MYSTERY GUEST!

An intruder is in the garage… an intruder with long hair… WHO COULD IT …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 61: My Skin is Plant (with Bryarly Bishop)

November 8th, 2021

48:28

Bruce may be prime hubby material, but this lady can't wait forever!

Meanwhile, a Peeping Tomasina spies all of this strife... or does she? Is she even there? GET YOUR MIND ON THE PRIZE, BRUCIE BOY! GET OUT, GIRL!

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 60: Waynespresso (with Jack Harvey)

November 5th, 2021

1:00:00

Moving can be a stressful time for all concerned, so we're glad to see that this duo have taken it in their stride. Bravo.

Meanwhile, Bruce and his …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 59: The House That Ivy Built (with Anna Bogutskaya)

November 3rd, 2021

52:32

Ivy and Bane begin their new version of Extreme Makeovers: Home Edition. The best renovation show, can I add?

Bane takes Ivy's water love rather literally and irrigates the place. Not a bad gardener, this Luchadore chap.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 58: Liver with Some Fava Beans and a Nice Blue WKD (with Anna Bogutskaya)

November 1st, 2021

45:27

We visit the most sensual of all locations, the bathhouse and attempt to evict the neon luchadore/sugar skull patrons. Yeet the tenants!

Slap that …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 57: Live From The Bath House (with Johnie Powers and Dave Pallas)

October 29th, 2021

54:37

Freeze cannot breathe and the guards couldn't be more pleased - a weak Arnold is a vulnerable Arnold.

Ivy can't believe it - the dynamic duo resisted …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 56: Arkhamist Island (with Johnie Powers and Dave Pallas)

October 27th, 2021

48:29

We’re back as the FREEZer is dragged further and further through Arkham’s cold corridors. Get this sucker into the beam!

Bad move. This is the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 55: The Brrrr Man of Arkham-traz! (with Johnie Powers and Dave Pallas)

October 25th, 2021

51:40

Some Judo lessons here and there - that's how our Babs got these tight skills! It's not THAT hard, come on! Not when you gotta survive those mean streets anyway - it kind of comes naturally then.

A little bit of Dick …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 54: Ya Can't Stop the Rock (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

October 22nd, 2021

1:06:08

Alfred talks of controlling death... but can it truly be defied? Perhaps not.

Mentally, spiritually, but perhaps not physically we travel back in …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 53: Two Naked Men, a Gun & a Pig (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

October 20th, 2021

42:05

Alfred's latest release is about to drop and there's even a deluxe Kickstarter edition! Ahead of the game, this guy.

Bruce waltzes in, towelling down and wants to know if he's pig headed. "YES" confirms our shady queen …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 52: That Little Disco Number (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

October 18th, 2021

52:24

Dick is emasculated and flies into a rage - how dare Batman stop his show-off moment!

Bruce thinks his head ain't in the game - it's on the Ivy. Look …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 51: Dirty Cold Town (with Jonathan Howell and Robin Burdge)

October 15th, 2021

38:43

It's one giant leap for frozen kind as Victor and the crew get ready to soar through the skies. Well they WOULD be about to, but the goons have lost faith! BELIEVE IN YOUR MASTER, FOOLS!

Just as Robin is about to show …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 50: Dick at Night (with Jonathan Howell and Robin Burdge)

October 13th, 2021

41:14

We’re back as Freeze and his rejected extras from Mad Max very slowly make their getaway. That’s the price for driving a tank, dude.

Things go full …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 49: THE ICE... IS GONNA BREAK! (with Jonathan Howell and Robin Burdge)

October 11th, 2021

45:33

Freeze makes his grand (and cool) exit and Ivy seems... intrigued. This is a GOD!

There's only eleven minutes left to thaw these party people - get a …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 48: Grodd Nod (with Norman Mitchell)

October 8th, 2021

41:00

MULCH! That's the threat of the day as Freeze goes on the (verbal) attack! Ivy retaliates with some pheromone blow... but our Vic knows this trick …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 47: That's the Power of Ice (with Jill Bearup)

October 6th, 2021

45:29

ARRYYYEUGH! Victor is disarmed by The Bat. When technology fails? Brute force!

Robin finally shows us some acrobatics, which is kind of supposed to …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 46: What's in Your Utility Belt (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle)

October 4th, 2021

54:11

The auction continues in earnest! A mighty fee for our mighty... tree? That almost worked, shut up. Plant, fine, whatever.

Batman decides to take his …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 45: Ethel Nettles (with Michael Jan Friedman)

October 1st, 2021

1:01:55

Our hero is entranced once more, but does something else stir within? Is he figuring out the magic of the Ivy? There's no time for that as the green goddess has wild oats to sow and Robin may fit the bill even better …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 44: Amateur Night at Hamburger Mary's (with Disasterina)

September 29th, 2021

47:27

Ivy enters the scene to seduce our heroic team... as well as the rest of the room and the entire damn planet! After ensnaring the Drag Race Pit Crew with her charms and using them as a walkway, Mother Earth's arm sets …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 43: Venus in Fake Furs (with Dr Sabina Stent)

September 27th, 2021

55:32

The gorilla groove goes on as a leafy goddess is revealed to the world at last - who is this astonishing ape? What are these magical pheromones that …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 42 Outtake - God DAMN

September 26th, 2021

19:05

I don't think we can even say anything witty or cryptic about this one.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 42: Mr Breeze (with Stephanie Palacino)

September 24th, 2021

44:53

Bruce has raided the tomb of a house he resides in once more to provide these diamonds that he probably forgot he even had. Thanks ma, thanks pa! He's also willing to endanger hundreds of lives to take this one shot at …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 41: Bat at the Ball (with Stephanie Palacino)

September 22nd, 2021

41:43

It's time to go down, down, down... TO THE FUNCTION! THIS IS LEGENDARY!

Strike a pose and hit the ballroom floor in your jungle finest. There's nothing finer than those Wayne diamonds, however... in fact, they may be at …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 40 Outtake - Vote Quimby

September 21st, 2021

3:23

Very well then, instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 40: Freezing the Messenger (with Stephanie Palacino)

September 20th, 2021

47:47

Freeze may be lost in thought but there's work to do - the Wayne diamonds are now up for grabs! Just don't talk during the movie. Those people are scum... subhuman scum. Still, thanks Mr Goon!

This week's returning …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 39: Nora Palmer (with Neil Brown and Doris Weiss)

September 17th, 2021

43:25

Bruce turns this interaction into a plug for his event, thus proving his fantastic podcasting capabilities. Pamela isn't having it though - after all, the fascists Batman and Robin will be in attendance! WITH THEIR WARM …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 38: The Uma Bomber (with Neil Brown and Doris Weiss)

September 15th, 2021

33:17

Ivy is right. Let's just get that out there - she's correct... to a point. The flaw in her grand plan is revealed today as she lets slip that it …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 37 Outtake - Batmans Forever

September 14th, 2021

4:28

MAKE CLOONEY MANBAT, YOU COWARDS! And, while we're at it...

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 37: The Cabbage Patch Kid (with Neil Brown and Doris Weiss)

September 13th, 2021

43:01

Bruce viciously and unnecessarily berates his lovely lady friend but Ivy bursts in to take down the bully boys! ACAB! Her main mission? To protect …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 36: Bleep the Pain Away (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes)

September 10th, 2021

41:21

FOLLOW YOUR OWN STAR! LIVE LAUGH LOVE! All with the power of telescopes, of course.

Apparently Bruce has been seeing Julie forever at this point. We …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 35: Driving Miss Crazy (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes)

September 8th, 2021

37:12

Ivy slaps a wig right on that bonce and she's ready to roll! Bane is serving his own fresh looks - complete with coat and hat! IT'S FASHION, SWEATY, …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 34: Chekov's F***skin (with Courtney Coulson and Simon Haynes)

September 6th, 2021

43:44

Barbara really has to put her foot down here - get off that computer and go to bed, old man! On her way out she disrobes to reveal... she's fully …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 33: Nerds of Prey (with Brittany Howarth)

September 3rd, 2021

43:48

Barbs arrives to tuck an old man into his cosy bed, but he's busy tracking down his long lost butler bro. The whole family butles.

We also see how …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 32: It's a Cruiser, Loser (with Brittany Howarth)

September 1st, 2021

40:04

Barbara takes in all of the beauty - only, it's not Dick's! BURN! She's more interested in these sick wheels than those hard abs. Still, he's not totally out of contention - after all, she has accepted the offer to stay …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 31: The Dark Knights Who Say Ni (with Brittany Howarth)

August 30th, 2021

42:40

The mystery woman reveals all - she's not there for Dick, she's here for her sweet Uncle Al. Better luck next time, loser.

A nice stroll around the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 30: Radical Orphans Weekly (with Lauren Ashley Carter)

August 27th, 2021

52:11

Freeze pines for his watery wife but we haven't got time for that - a schoolgirl is being rather suspicious at Stately Wayne Manor. Dick reluctantly …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 29: Five Dannys and an Arnold (with Allison Closs)

August 25th, 2021

51:15

Freeze reveals all - the plan is to ice the city and ransom it back so he can then fund his research! Hey, this doesn't sound too evil!

He plans that soon he and his lady shall be together once more. After all, nothing …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 28: Moo-Girls Are A Thing (with Brittany Simon)

August 23rd, 2021

51:27

SING! SING! Actually, no, how about you chill dude?

It's time for a little Ms B. Haven but certainly not for Freeze - his heart and loins are frozen …

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 27 Outtake - Hawt Hardy

August 22nd, 2021

5:22

As I terrorize Gotham I will feed its people hope to poison their souls.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 27: The Bishop's Wife (with Clarisse Loughrey)

August 20th, 2021

47:00

Ivy's gone full plant. You never go full plant. Regardless, it's time to take back this planet! The first step? Bane on a plane, of course.

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 26 Outtake - Bill and Ted's Bonus Episode

August 18th, 2021

2:33

We have been banging our heads against the wall for 25 years. And I’m tired, dude.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 26: Film Cricket (with Clarisse Loughrey)

August 18th, 2021

36:46

The toxins have had a rather unique effect on Pamela... they've turned her into a drag queen! Into Mae West! Into... A GODDESS! And one who knows just the thing to take care of Woodrue to boot.

She is nature's arm, her …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 25: Dame of the Triffids (with Clarisse Loughrey)

August 16th, 2021

48:49

The past, the present, the future... it's all on Bruce's mind today, Bat Mites!

Back to Woodrue and the phone bidder has won! Screw the eBay rules - …

BONUS: Gotham Beat #31: 'Batman '89 - The Comic #1'

August 14th, 2021

1:42:54

FREE PATREON EPISODE!

Bat Minute '89 is back in action, Bat Mites! We're going old school today as we return to the Keaton/Burtonverse once more - in …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 24: A Spectral Slip 'n' Slide (with Chris Richardson)

August 13th, 2021

40:45

It's West Wing time as get the ol' walk and talk. Classic.

Bruce needs to trust his family, those around him... that annoying ward he's taken on? …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 23: Michael J Gough (with Chris Richardson)

August 11th, 2021

34:19

Poor Alfred walks into the cave looking... well... poorly. Still, he'd better move fast because Bruce has a cunning plan - FETCH THE WAYNE DIAMONDS, MR BUTLER!

Dick ain't happy, not one iota. Bruce is a novice in the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 22: Tanks for the Memories (with Chris Richardson)

August 9th, 2021

43:19

It's time for a lovely footbath and pamper session with our dear Dicky. While chilling out we'll also learn about decathlons, MacGregor's Syndrome (is it even real?) as well as how Freeze's heart became frozen.

Joining …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 21: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woodrue Scorned (with Mitch Brian)

August 6th, 2021

41:16

Greetings, fellow Maniacs! Woodrue is very sorry today, very sorry indeed. Unfortunately dear Pamela... HAS TO DIE!

And die she shall... from a certain point of view.

LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!

Concluding this week's …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 20: Parlor Tricks (with Mitch Brian)

August 4th, 2021

38:58

The new and improved Bane rises! THIS MAN IS A JEEP OF A HUMAN!

Woodrue, meanwhile, welcomes Pamela to his... parlour? Is that what we're going with? Really?

We're also going with military applications, apparently!

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 19: The Build 'a' Bane Workshop (with Mitch Brian)

August 2nd, 2021

42:58

BEHOLD, THE IDEAL KILLING MACHINE!

Is he though?

Well, he's the Bane of humanity, that's for sure! LET THE BIDS COMMENCE!

Joining the investigation is a man with something of a speciality when it comes to this …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 18: The Baney Horror Picture Show (with Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny)

July 30th, 2021

42:33

Limbic systems are drilled, reptilians are poked and mammalians are sliced - it's not brain surgery! Take a little juice, why don't ya?

Finally... he is ready... HE'S ALIVE! ARISE, PROMETHEAN CHILD!

Back once more to …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 17: Project Gargamel (with Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny)

July 28th, 2021

44:24

It's time to get Mesopotamian up in this hizzouse! Bat Minute is here to serve it to you, ancient city style.

Not only that, but things are about to get decidedly... UNIVERSAL.

WITNESS ANTONIO!

Returning to the team …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 16: Meanwhile, Over at the Frankenstein Place (with Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny)

July 26th, 2021

45:31

We thaw the bird with seemingly no ill effects - this meal can certainly be frozen.

Also today we are introduced to the one, the only, PAMELA ISLEY! Scientist, environmentalist, sexy weirdo... we all love our dear Pam.

BONUS: Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 15 Outtake - Jurassic Chat

July 25th, 2021

5:43

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 15: Mx. Freeze (with Brady Crane and Robin Garcia)

July 23rd, 2021

42:49

To be cold or not to be cold? That is the question. ONE WHICH OUR HERO ONLY HAS ELEVEN MINUTES TO ANSWER! Tick tock, tick tock.

Time to take a quick …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 14: Dicksicle (with Brady Crane and Robin Garcia)

July 21st, 2021

41:49

“HE’S FREEZING THE FURRRRNAAAAAACE!”.

I'm genuinely glad you pointed that out because I didn't have the slightest idea!

Freeze also defies all logic by slowly his descent with this freeze gun which is basically the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 13: Peak 90s Butt Junk (with Brady Crane and Robin Garcia)

July 19th, 2021

45:08

It's time to blow this popsicle stand! BLOW IT SKY HIGH! Sky... higher?

COWABUNGA, DUDES! LET'S GET RADICAL!

Batman's grand plan this time? Let's just fall on top of Freeze and straight up murder him - no biggie.

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 12: Steak & Cake (with Allyson Cygan)

July 16th, 2021

46:21

Freeze well, suckas - the good doctor is outta here - Mothra style! It's now down to Robin to use that famous laser of his (you know the one, he always has it) to free Batman before the pair are put on ice for good!

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 11: The Heart of Schwarzenegger (with Allyson Cygan)

July 14th, 2021

42:37

Freeze's North Korean rocket... well... rockets into the sky - only Batman and Robin are clinging to the damn thing! YOU GUYS ARE CRAY-CRAY!

Speaking of crazy - Viktor goes wild and blasts Bats to the spot with that …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 10: 'Ere 'Arr (with Allyson Cygan)

July 12th, 2021

44:16

Freeze continues to make his chilling escape! He might miss his chance to make a a further ice pun but at least he manages to squeeze in a hockey …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 9: Gotham's Ass (with Blake Reilly and Travis Bow)

July 9th, 2021

42:02

Mr Freeze gives us a chilling history lesson about our favourite sauropod and it is decidedly NOT COOL. He's definitely extinct - especially after being blasted into oblivion! But can our Germanic monster escape a …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 8: The Minute From Hell (with Blake Reilly and Travis Bow)

July 7th, 2021

38:46

Batman has invented another work of genius in the form of these new boots and they're really poppin', I must say! But can our pros prevent the pass of the puck?

Returning to the investigation are this week's heroes - …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 7: Sophie's Cop (with Blake Reilly and Travis Bow)

July 5th, 2021

39:09

LET'S HIT THE ICE, SK8ER BOIS!

The Mighty Ducks are on hand to dish out some destructive punishment - but can the hockey team from hell deal with our heroes once and for all?

Joining the investigation this week is a …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 6: Colour-Coordinated Verbal Tomfoolery (with Gaz Flint)

July 2nd, 2021

45:58

Everything finally freezes today as Fries fully grasps the fantastic jewel.

The Flintstones meet Denver as Batman rides some tail!

Kill the heroes! …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 5: Copsicle (with Gaz Flint)

June 30th, 2021

42:37

We enter the Gotham Museum of Art... and entering into THAT is none other than FRRRREEEEEZZZZZEEEEE. Learn that name well. It's ice to see you, but will you be granted meeeeaaaaarrrrrccccyyyy?

Continuing with the …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 4: Holy Hingle Hotline! (with Gaz Flint)

June 28th, 2021

43:33

It's Redbird time! Apparently this is a thing - who knew?!?!?

The most upsetting thing in the entire Batman franchise falls upon us this minute as Alfred has to cancel the pizza. Press F.

Our heroes have their mission, …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 3: Last Time I Checked, I Only Have One Butt

June 25th, 2021

36:49

Doc Brown's Batmobile is ready to roll! Robin relishes this - after all, chicks DIG the car!

Sassy Alfred has a sly little dig at our heroes for …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 2: Alfred's Spaghetti

June 23rd, 2021

46:28

CGI hell leads us to Bat butt heaven and beyond! Our heroes go full 'Commando' then prepare to cruise right outta here.

Val is looking a little …

Bat Minute & Robin - Minute 1: A Storm is Coming...

June 21st, 2021

40:31

Strength. Courage. Honour. And loyalty. On June 21st, it ALL comes together...

That's right - Bat Minute is back! WITH ROBIN TOO! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, BAT MITES!

Bats looks a little different yet again, but we won't …

Leprechaun in the Minute - Minute 24: The Toke of Terror (with Audra Wolfmann and Brett Stillo)

April 1st, 2021

1:11:26

Evil's in the house once more as we're onto minute twenty four!

Dear lil' Lep is a big fan of the green if you know what I mean and Ice T is only happy to supply to save his life. Smoke 'em if you got 'em! But is he …

Wild Mountain Thyme - Bee Movie Begins (with Liz Whitaker and Jarf Harden)

March 17th, 2021

1:19:34

Welcome to Bat Minute's next hiatus episode. We're dead! That's right... DEAD EXCITED TO PRESENT THIS MASTERPIECE TO YOU ALL!

Join us in rain-soaked Ireland, where everybody's accent is totally authentic and not at all …

Real Genius - Chris Knight Rises (with George Hendricks and Neil Brown)

February 14th, 2021

1:39:07

This group of degenerates are back once more to discuss Real Genius (because they're geniuses themselves, after all). Along the way they just might strip off with nothing but a bowl of Jell-O, make you sniff their …

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - A Reading

December 25th, 2020

10:22

Jon decided to give you all a rather terrible reading of the wonderful book 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas!' just for... well... Christmas! Enjoy, …

The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2020 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam)

December 24th, 2020

2:08:35

Bat Minute is here as your reward for getting through this year. Unwrap your audio gift and enjoy Jon, Niall, Dael and Omar talking about THE …

Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Part 2 - The Butthole Cut of Thundercats (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan)

December 7th, 2020

1:06:14

The Bat is back! The Turtles are... completing the circle? I don't know, nothing sounds good with "turtle".

Our super team-up are here once again to complete their sewer-diving journey through Gotham City!

Back again …

Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Part 1 - Riddled with Chlamydia (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan)

December 1st, 2020

1:03:57

The Dark Knight meets mutant mayhem!

A devilish team-up of The Shredder and Ra's al Ghul is running rampant in Gotham City. Desperate times call for …

The Island of Dr. Moreau - Thank You, Radiation Wizard, For Your Necromancy (with Alyson Grimm)

October 31st, 2020

1:34:38

The line that separates man from beast has been crossed!

I have almost achieved perfection you see, of a divine creature that is pure, harmonious, …

The Number 23 - The Fingerling Chronicles (with Dave Pallas and Lal Gall)

October 3rd, 2020

1:29:17

Sparrow... or Fingerling? Fingerling... or Sparrow? The answer is in the text... always returning to the text.

This is a tale of mystery, of murder, of pointless saxophones and NUMBERS THAT HUNT! NUMBERS THAT HAUNT! THE …

BONUS: Hedwig: Inch by Angry Inch - Chapter 0: A Gift-Wrapped Pod Still in the Box (with Conway)

September 27th, 2020

57:19

A BONUS FROM JON'S OTHER PODCAST - HEDWIG: INCH BY ANGRY INCH! If you're interested that is. If not... well... move along, I guess!

The show discusses the rock musical 'Hedwig & The Angry Inch' chapter-by-chapter …

BONUS: Batman '84 Deleted Scene

September 11th, 2020

13:13

For the Movies by Minutes at Home festival, an all-star cast got together to read an early draft of a script for a Batman movie, written in 1984! Want to know a little secret? Well, there is a deleted scene of sorts! …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 122: Forever No More

September 9th, 2020

58:07

There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny (yeah)
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 121: Summer of '95 Preview Edition! (with Darren Husted)

September 7th, 2020

1:00:43

Baby! Miniatures needed photographing, effects needed digitising and roses needed to deliver kisses - it's more wonderful credits action!

Returning …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 120: He's a Model(maker) and He's Looking Good (with Matthew Soto)

September 4th, 2020

1:04:01

Scripts needed supervising, persons needed leading and dialogues needed coaching - it's moar credits! MOAR!

Joining the investigation today is a Bat Minute credits veteran - it's Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute and …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 119: Credit Wranglers (with Phillip Mottaz)

September 2nd, 2020

1:01:59

From body shaming to Two Tonne Thugs. From a true Diamond to JAG. We're deep in credit town now!

Joining our happy family all the way from Rockaway Beach is a guy who sure ain't no cretin - it's Phillip Mottaz of the …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 118: Sounds Like Shoshty (with Chrysanthe Tan)

August 31st, 2020

1:00:19

Chase and Bruce enjoy a nice smile... before Batman and Robin are finally fully in action, baby! RUN, RUN, RUN! The '60s want their gimmick back. But …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 117: Corndog and Horndog (with Natasha Kermani)

August 28th, 2020

44:30

After a brief game of Flappy Bird with Ed, Chase heads back to Alfred and Bruce who are practically hiding in the bushes. Master Wayne's secret is safe as Nygma is definitely A WHACKO. Scientific.

“Thank you… for giving …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 116: Dr Meridian Chase (with Natasha Kermani)

August 26th, 2020

36:07

Nygma knows who The Batman is! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THE REVEAL IS COMING!

Who is it? EDWARD! IS BATMAAAaaaAAAN! Oh... better just flap then, I guess.

Back to direct this madness once more is filmmaker Natasha Kermani! …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 115: Burton's Back in Da (Serious) House (on Serious Earth)! (with Natasha Kermani)

August 24th, 2020

45:29

The Riddler just can't seal the deal. He's had about six million chances and screwed each and every one up. The shame of it all.

Bruce has made a decision. A revelation. He has made piece with his fractured self and …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 114: Fate Two-Face (with Duncan Shields and Rory Spence)

August 21st, 2020

53:46

Bruce is right... emotion HAS always the enemy of true justice! How did we not see it before? BRING ON THE COIN! COINS! TOO MANY COINS!

As our Reverse Joker sinks below, Batman realises that he still has more to do - he …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 113 Outtake - Blaine on the Brain

August 20th, 2020

2:47

I hope people remember me as a guy who brought magic to the people. You know, pushed the boundaries of wonder.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 113: Irn-Bru and a Cigarette (with Duncan Shields and Rory Spence)

August 19th, 2020

43:26

Robin has managed to free his feet of his bonds! He’s an escape artist! A regular Houdini! DAVID BLAINE! And what upper body strength!

Batman feels …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 112: Diving For Dick (with Duncan Shields and Rory Spence)

August 17th, 2020

57:07

The Riddler’s terrordome begins its collapse! It’s over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FROM THIS TESLA COIL NIGHTMARE!

A distraught Nygma... distorts. UNLIMITED …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 111: Wi-Five (with Kiri Callaghan and Omar Najam)

August 14th, 2020

1:01:28

Who lives? Who dies? It's a Telltale game, people!

Nygma is stopped in his tracks by an intriguing proposition - Batman has a riddle for HIM. FOR THE RIDDLER!

It's blind time. Kind of.

Back again as Special Guest …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 110: The Mother of All It's All Connecteds (with Kiri Callaghan and Omar Najam)

August 11th, 2020

42:38

The Riddler mocks Ms Meridian, saying how she is just DESPERATE to be the love of Bruce’s life! I get it… but lots of women have tried, Chase! It's not going to happen! RUN!

What’s behind curtain number two? Let Spice …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 109: Hand Churned Guano (with Kiri Callaghan and Omar Najam)

August 10th, 2020

48:53

The Riddler continues to gloat about his UNLIMITED POWAAAAA! Cool it, man. We get it. It WAS over the top!

He also decides that a little kink shaming …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 108: Arnold SchwarzeNygma (with Crystal Beth and Neil Brown)

August 7th, 2020

44:51

Batman heads straight into the enemy lair... head first too! Somehow.

GOZER BACK IN THE HOUSE, BABY! BUT DON'T FORGET OL' HARV!

Our riddling Sith …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 107 Outtake - The Sacred Texts!

August 6th, 2020

5:18

"Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one."

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 107: Overcooked and Half-Baked at the Same Time (with Tom Taylor and Pete Mummert)

August 5th, 2020

46:48

We’re back as Batman is still dealing with a PRESSING matter. He's really feeling the squeeze today, folks!

Harvey doesn’t care if he dies or not… …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 106: Flipping the Bird (with Alex Robinson)

August 3rd, 2020

49:33

AH-HA! IT'S HAAAAAARRRVEEEEEYYY!

He attacks... but fails within seconds. Watch out for those spin-kicks, dude.

A GLASGAE KISS! Robin is a Scotsman at heart. He’s THERE - he’s a hero now. The transformation is complete.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 105: Holy Astringent Plum-like Fruit (with Jessi Milestone)

July 31st, 2020

41:03

HOLY MOLY! AN EARTHQUAKE! The Riddle Pipe doth rise. Sadly it's not brain-shaped.

Batman heads inside the unearthed structure... but is that wise, man? Really queen?

Back with parry and reposte to defeat these …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 104: Batpedo (with Jessi Milestone)

July 29th, 2020

38:02

James Bond has returned in... BATWING! And he's torpedo-ing straight out of the damn thing and into battle! What a guy!

Metal full of holes? Now… the …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 103: Unsolicited Richard Grayson Pic (with Jessi Milestone)

July 27th, 2020

40:09

Robin's Rocket is blown sky high! Rest in peace, little bird. Our villains have murdered a poor orphan and it’s the highlight of their week.

Our battle takes a deep-sea turn as The Bat descends into the realm of …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 102: The Robin Rocket (with Brittany Simon)

July 24th, 2020

58:31

Robin rockets into action, but a quick game of Battleships is still in order - there's time for that, right?

B-12? Is it important? Is it nonsense? WHO CAN SAY?!?!?

Robin takes a mean blow but manages to eject from the …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 101: Release the Tut Cut (with Neil Rickatson)

July 22nd, 2020

59:16

We swoop, we dive... we burst out of the sewers! BAT CREW IN FULL EFFECT!

Our hero begins his run on the Death Star's main reactor - and Gordon is the chief summoner.

We're also in meme town now, baby! THUMBS UP! …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 100: R for Ringwood (with Dan Kampling)

July 20th, 2020

52:52

Today sees a difficult travel decision - sea or air? The Batwing is akin to a TIE Fighter, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

Bats is impressed …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 99: Dumps Like A Bat Truck (with Johnie Powers and Brady Crane)

July 17th, 2020

45:34

THE ALPHABET! OF COURSE! HOW STUPID OF US ALL!

Mr E. Could this be the key?

Most importantly of all, Stickley’s suicide was obviously a computer …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 98: Justice for Chief O'Hara (with Johnie Powers and Brady Crane)

July 15th, 2020

47:18

Chase is in dire need of some Batman! BATMAN YOU SAY?!?!?

Five little items of an everyday sort - you’ll find them all in a tennis court... what the hell is he talking about?

13, 1, 8 and 5… WHAT COULD THEY MEAN?!?!?

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 97: Pillow Powers (with Johnie Powers and Brady Crane)

July 13th, 2020

47:52

Bruce wakes up on the sofa after a tough night - we’ve all been there, dude.

Alfred fills him in with all the depressing news - they’ve taken Chase, Dick’s done a runner and the cave is kaput.

“I’m coming my sweet!”

Oh …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 96: Trip the Goon Fantastic (with Father David Mowry)

July 10th, 2020

46:19

“Don’t kill him… if you kill him… you won’t learn nothin’”. They should probably just shoot him and get it done, but okay - this is certainly an …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 95: Standard-Issue Spitoon (with Father David Mowry and Doug Greenberg)

July 8th, 2020

39:06

Bruce and Chase are on the staircase and they're kicking some keister! Those Putty Men go DOWN!

Harvey FINALLY gets the coin toss he’s been waiting for. He wasn’t allowed to act until this came up. IT’S STILL CHEATING, …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 94: Deep Dish Two Face (with Father David Mowry and Doug Greenberg)

July 6th, 2020

47:43

Goons go flying and poor pumpkins take a beating - the home invasion continues.

The Riddler and his comedy bombs do a number on The Bat's gear - good …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 93: Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Spank Me (with Maria Lewis)

July 3rd, 2020

43:53

"Intruder alert, intruder alert" - SHUUUT UUUUUP!

The Riddler wields his skeleton-key-cane with precision and spanks his way through Wayne's security. Bruce's chance to reveal himself is ruined! RUINED! AND CHASE IS …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92 Outtake - Gabbin' 'bout Giger

July 2nd, 2020

3:08

"Like it or not, we are all insectoid aliens burrowing within our urbaniod bodies"

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92 Outtake - Et Tu, U2

July 2nd, 2020

2:07

Of course you're not shy
You don't have to deny love
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92 Outtake - Candygram

July 2nd, 2020

1:42

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 92: Our Nic (with Maria Lewis)

July 1st, 2020

54:43

We’re back as Bruce struggles to talk about his memories, his past, his emotions… TYPICAL MAN! Chase shuts him up by leaning in for the kiss - anything to get out of this situation, I guess. She got DEM LIPS, YO!

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 91: Creature of the Knight (with Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan)

June 29th, 2020

53:21

Bruce is running, running, running… then falling, falling, falling! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! Even worse though? A GIANT BAT IS FLYING RIGHT FOR HIM! But is it a representative of his destiny? The Batman is born.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 90: All Tops, No Bottoms (with Audra Wolfmann [AKA Odessa Lil], Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr)

June 26th, 2020

45:58

“I want to tell you something… something I’ve never told anyone”. He's not married, is he?!?!?

Bruce time travels and ends up back and his parents' …

Bat Bulletin: RIP Joel Schumacher

June 24th, 2020

20:50

RIP Joel.

Keaton is back (?).

Suicide Squad game.

What a roller coaster of a day!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

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Bat Minute Forever - Minute 89: The Best Cure Cover Band in the Land (with Audra Wolfmann [AKA Odessa Lil], Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr)

June 24th, 2020

42:59

If only Alfred hadn't dedicated his life to the ancient art of Butlering, he would have made a great father. The ship has sailed.

Kids show up for …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 88: Tea With The Queen (with Audra Wolfmann [AKA Odessa Lil], Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr)

June 22nd, 2020

52:51

Teenage tantrums! Dick is on the loose.

No time to look for Dick, however - Bruce has his hot date with Chase and he's going to reveal all!

Chase sends some flowers spinning to the ground in smashing style. Bruce …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 87: Beyond the Nipples (with Travis Bow)

June 19th, 2020

41:13

Bruce won’t be swayed by Dick’s pleas - he’s stopping it all TONIGHT. To top it all off, despite only knowing Chase for a few days she's gonna learn …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 86: No Glove, No Love (with Travis Bow)

June 17th, 2020

34:24

BATMAN IS NO MORE! All of this stuff has been turned off... I mean, there's no going back from that!

Dick cannot stop, cannot relent... his Japanese …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 85: Just Thinkin' 'Bout Bats (with Travis Bow)

June 15th, 2020

43:59

Batman's grin burns itself into our very souls as he shuffles away. Horrifying. Just... horrifying.

PRODIGY CHILD WINS EVERY AWARD GIVEN! READ ALL …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 84: Zapf Battigan (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

June 12th, 2020

39:48

His eyes… his lips… DEM LIPS, BABY! Oh and the body... whatever. It could be a hog body under there for all we know.

Chase isn't too into this …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 83: You Can Leave Your Mask On (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

June 9th, 2020

42:29

Chase slaps some lipstick on and heads to bed... only to be sensually roused from slumber by her winged wonderman. How romantic. SWOON TIME!

Chase is SHOOK. She can’t believe that this is finally happening! I sense a …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 82: Bruce Swolo (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

June 8th, 2020

43:43

Dick wants Al to hang his crappy Robin costume up next to the Batsuit “where it belongs”. I like the sentiment, kid, but THAT thing next to Bruce’s work of art? No, no, no.

Bruce also reveals that he's never been in …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 81: Daddy Dick (with Jarf Harden and Alex Thompson)

June 5th, 2020

36:54

We’re back as Batman is no more… again. For the tenth time. Or he would be... if not for a little helping hand! Or should we say wing?

Dick wants a …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 80: Mookery (with Jarf Harden and Alex Thompson)

June 3rd, 2020

27:54

DUCK AND COVER! Do as Bert the Turtles does and DUCK AND COVER! Hey, it works for Batman! Why can't he just die?!?

Two Face's solution? More wild …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 79 Outtake - All Things Nice

June 2nd, 2020

4:05

Sugar and Harvey? Spice and Two Face? Two Face and Sugar? Harvey and Spice?

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 79: You've Bitten The Flesh Tube (with Jarf Harden and Alex Thompson)

June 1st, 2020

52:57

Two Face becomes the very symbol of America - a cowboy wildly firing a gun into the air and he flees the scene victorious. Our Bat is in hot pursuit.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 78: Hungry Eyes (with Scott Carelli)

May 28th, 2020

47:35

Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what?

It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 77: Titus Joins The Revolution! (with Scott Carelli)

May 27th, 2020

50:19

Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN!

The bifurcated one must learn patience - Harvey rash move is …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 76: The Spicy Two Tonne Gang (with Scott Carelli)

May 25th, 2020

51:20

Bruce brain break-in! The cortex is compromised! Meanwhile, the Two-Tonne Gang burst onto the scene, with added Spice! Two Face didn't get the memo - …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 75: Somehow... Poodle Lady Returned (with Dael Kingsmill)

May 22nd, 2020

45:00

Sugar is onto our hero, the Lurkmaster General! Bruce's excuse? He wants to figure out how to switch this Box off. Good cover, dude. Smart.

Sneaking backstage affords Mr Wayne the chance to give this thing a test drive. …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 74: Jim of Green Gables (with Dael Kingsmill)

May 20th, 2020

40:49

Bruce is suspicious of the tech on show, but Nygma is in full gloat mode. What's stopping him from stealing thoughts, though?

Eddie steals Chase away …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 73: Imma Put On My Glasses (with Dael Kingsmill)

May 18th, 2020

59:07

Bruce and Sugar hit it off - a little too well, if you ask me! I don't even think that this is a trick anymore!

Gordon the Guinea Pig is brought to …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 72: Grouchette (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

May 15th, 2020

45:14

We’re back at Canto Bight as Edward Nygma is celebrating his big release - it's Box time!

Look how spiffy he is now. What a charmer. It’s almost as if… HE’S BRUCE WAYNE! Time for a little interview...

We wanted the …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 71: Alexander Hamilton and the Revolution (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

May 13th, 2020

44:02

Dick has demands: train me, damn it!

As Emperor Pennyworth surveys the worsening situation with glee, our young ward storms off like a little brat after Bruce's refusal.

Mr Wayne decides to take his mind off matters by …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 70: Bruce Twain and Chris McDonalds (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

May 11th, 2020

42:14

Dick wants to deal the damage, but Bruce is bringing up some brilliant points - revenge will become his whole life. Who knows more about this than …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 69: The Return of Minute 69

May 8th, 2020

45:48

It's minute 69, dudes (nice) - and it's OG style!

Robin on the run! The Skeletal Mexican Punk Gang are in hot pursuit of our new hero, but a winged friend is watching closely... then he decides that this kid is a loser …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 68: En Vogue One - Trying to Get Dick (with Robin Garcia)

May 6th, 2020

40:31

Tonight, a Dick becomes a Robin - it’s fightin’ time! GYMKATA!

As the Boy Wonder takes down the St Pauli Macho Men Gang, reinforcements are waiting …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 67: En Vogue One - A Bat Minute Story (with Beth Roars)

May 4th, 2020

50:38

Bat Boy in the house! Well, kind of! These ladies are NOT impressed!

A scream screeches out and Dick leaps into action - time to become the hero he …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 66: Dig, Lazarus Pit, Dig!!! (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

May 1st, 2020

42:33

Joyriding Dick is running rampant! He ain't in no Jag, baby! HE'S ALL ABOUT THAT BAT! TIME TO SMASH IT UP!

His fun is cut short, however, when some '90s honeys don't take too kindly to his little masquerade.

Back for …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 65: The Nygma Stigma (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 29th, 2020

34:30

Chase enjoys the jealousy - Bruce envious of Batman? It's not possible... or is it?!?!?

We're all two people... apparently. Harvey would totally be …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 64: Keyboard Nipple (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 27th, 2020

46:42

As Chase attends to her stupid kettle, Bruce has a little snoop... and uncovers a super fan! A super fan who thinks he's schizophrenic. You can't …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 63 Outtake - Drinking Snakes

April 26th, 2020

3:27

Thirsty? It's urine time.

Hungry? Gimme that Grizzly Man.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 63: Carl Grissom's Gentleman Ghost (with Alyson Grimm and Robert E.G. Black)

April 24th, 2020

42:19

A Worry Doll! GEE, THANKS! IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED!

We learn of a red leather book. Will it be important later on? Uhh... no...

While we learn of …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 62: Dick Wayne's Parents Are Died (with Alyson Grimm and Robert E.G. Black)

April 22nd, 2020

38:39

Alfred's sleazy dungeon is now within Dick's grasp! Like the Prince of Persia, our little Robin leaps and slides and rolls... right down the stairs. …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 61: Snoking Jacket (with Alyson Grimm and Robert E.G. Black)

April 20th, 2020

42:01

Things turn a little Sumerian as a Gozer-like energy entity attacks the city! Oh, wait, that's just flying brainwaves? Nothing to see here then, people - move along.

Edward 'Snoke' Nygma sits atop his throne (not made …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 60: Granny Chic (with Lal Gall and Claire York)

April 17th, 2020

47:37

Does Dick want a nice simple life... or does he want what's behind THE MYSTERY DOOR?!?!?

Nygma Tech is unveiled! This guy has really made it now, right? He might as well just stop here. Another unveiling is here in the …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 59: Executing Amy (with Lal Gall and Claire York)

April 15th, 2020

51:41

Criminal casino carnage! Carrey and the crooks crack some faces... as well as their own hands! Two Face is looking mighty stylish though - sparkle sparkle.

Meanwhile, Bruce's intellect is being challenged... it ain't …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 58: Diamonds are (Batman) Forever (with Lal Gall and Claire York)

April 13th, 2020

43:02

EGADS! IS THAT THE CULLINAN DIAMOND? Eh, close enough.

The raid continues unabated but Alfred has more pressing matters at hand - the ironing. Not one to be outdone, Dick displays the destructive power of Robin Style …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 57: Coss a Toin (with Blake Reilly)

April 10th, 2020

29:31

Annie Lennox is on hand to detail her grand plan - theft to finance... business. Then, together, they can unravel the grand mystery of The Bat!

Along …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 56: Annie Lennox With a Lightsaber (with Blake Reilly)

April 8th, 2020

32:06

Today we got a little something for everybody - it's so... YOOOOOU! And yet, so... YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU! Jeez - somebody stop him!

This dastardly duo delve into the pleasures of The Box - this thing is a narcotic! The new …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 55: Come To Bed Eyes (with Blake Reilly)

April 6th, 2020

41:11

FINISH HIM! Or so the plan goes. When Bats is weak, he shall be crushed! Whenever that is, of course.

The Riddler gets cocky and begins his takeover. This is his town now, baby.

Joining the investigation is a mighty one …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 54: Twirly Woos (with Stephanie Palacino)

April 3rd, 2020

43:20

Two Face is furious - how did this quizzical little man penetrate his inner sanctum? The segregated one is ready to end this trickster.

The Riddler has a challenge to present, however... KILL THE BAT! How original - yet …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 53: Crotchless at the Ritz (with Stephanie Palacino)

April 2nd, 2020

48:32

With the April Fools out of the way, we can hang out once more with a man who absolutely cannot abide tomfoolery (or buffoonery) - we enter Harvey's …

Bee Minute - Minute 49: I Feel Stung, Sting (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 1st, 2020

1:11:25

The case proceeds and adds in a little danger... BEAR with us, Bee Brethren!

Next up to the stand is one Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE... otherwise known as... STING! The nerve on this guy.

The trial also takes in a …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 52: The Lovematic Nygma (with Stephanie Palacino)

March 30th, 2020

38:35

Eddie hits the Photoshop hard in his attempt to solidify a new identity. A lot of duds here, but the dude is on the right track. I'm not sure if …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 51: The Last Jedi of Bat Minute Episodes (with Phil Dragash and Connor Coulson)

March 27th, 2020

38:03

The goons open fire! Did they learn nothing from the past two seasons of this show?

To escape, Bats takes to the sky... well, his whole damn car …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 50: This is a Tank, Sir (with Phil Dragash and Connor Coulson)

March 25th, 2020

37:22

Two Face has had a little accident! OOPSIE! They're ready to make amends, however... by killing The Bat! Can Brucie Boy be stopped from Tokyo Drifting his way to safety?

Returning to the case is The One, the man himself …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 49: DOUBLEbluff (with Phil Dragash and Connor Coulson)

March 23rd, 2020

54:02

Alfred lets the young ward know that everything is going to be A-OK. He WILL fly again!

Dick broods in a turtleneck, thus confirming that he is …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 48: All Part of Al's Plan (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

March 20th, 2020

38:32

Robin: Origins.

Dick flip-flops once more and reveals all - he won't be hanging around too long! What a nice helmet, however.

Alfred reveals his knowledge of avian anatomy. I think it was his major or something.

Once …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 47: Something Said Not Good (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

March 18th, 2020

43:03

We venture deep into the chambers of Bruce's personal memory palace today - The Bat is crossing the hedge!

With regards to Dick? It is... happening... again...

The signal shines bright and a hero is called upon once …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 46: Priest Chatback (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

March 16th, 2020

48:28

We’re back in THAT alleyway! The Wayne’s are dead. As sad as this is, do you think we could maybe get outta here for once?

On the plus side, we learn …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 45 Outtake - Defying Conventions

March 15th, 2020

8:31

We've had First Comic Con, but what about Second Comic Con?

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 45: Going to the Dogs (with Jonathan Howell)

March 13th, 2020

41:02

Alfred teases Dick with his wondrous tray of delights! Then he ruins it with milk. It doesn't stop our Grayson from making his move on that meat - not for the dogs! NO!

Bruce is remembering THAT night once again. This …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 44 Outtake - This Bonus is Family

March 12th, 2020

5:27

If you're here, you're family.

As long as you're drinking a Corona.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 44: Fonzie's Treehouse (with Jonathan Howell)

March 11th, 2020

50:28

It's gear head mania this minute, folks! Time to rev that Harley!

Hold it. You can't do that - most of them won't run. WHO COULD POSSIBLY STICK …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 43: Biker Mice from Bars (with Jonathan Howell)

March 9th, 2020

43:52

Dick is a lost man. Sorry, kid. Kid. Drill that into your heads, people. Anyway, he can't catch up with the circus now! They're a whole damn town …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 42: You Can Call Me Al (with Jack Harvey)

March 6th, 2020

44:45

The Graysons are broken, never to soar again.

After this disaster, we apparently learn that Bruce just commutes daily from England. He offers to adopt a grown man, which is acceptable for some reason. For Dick though? …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 41: The End of the Bat and the Brat (with Jack Harvey)

March 4th, 2020

40:14

Young Dick detaches the bomb and rolls it into the ocean, merely committing atrocities against sea life - which is apparently fine. Nice work.

Poppa …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 40: The Schumacher Way, Baby! (with Jack Harvey)

March 2nd, 2020

42:39

IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY! Bat Minute is back with a bang - well, hopefully not!

The Grayson family are advancing on the comedy, 1960s, bomb but Two Face …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 39: Freebie Bottoms

February 28th, 2020

46:30

Listeners - who IS Batman, anyway? Perhaps it's one of you pasty-faced twits, eh? I joke, I joke... but something tells me that Harvey isn't kidding at all.

Bruce tries to reveal himself but is stopped by the crowds! …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 38: Ballistic Bottoms (with Phoebe Bottoms)

February 26th, 2020

42:41

'Cause I... wanna be... HAAAAAARRRRRVVVVVEEEEEEEEYYYYY!

Johnny Rotten is in the house, people! Well, close enough.

Nygma is watching the circus showdown via Twitch stream and is giddy with glee - THIS is what he's …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 37: From Big Top to Bottoms (with Phoebe Bottoms)

February 24th, 2020

45:08

DISASTER LOOMS!

Despite an IMPRESSIVE display from the fantastic FLYING GRAYSONS, the vile gangster TWO FACE invades Gotham's hippodrome! This act surely spells certain doom for everybody not looking for GOOD, CLEAN, …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 36: The Ringmaster's Wife (with Kit Flemons)

February 21st, 2020

42:36

Chase turns down the date... because she's met someone! Tall, dark, handsome... a little flighty. AWKWARD!

We are introduced to one "Richard". This kid's got a future, huh? Such style.

Tim Burton then assumes his dream …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 35: The Flying Reagans (with Kit Flemons)

February 19th, 2020

36:14

John, Mary, Mitch and Dick. The Family is in full effect. Get Dom Toretto on the horn. With their old-school looks, they're ready to take to the …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 34: #NotAllCircuses (with Kit Flemons)

February 17th, 2020

53:24

Bruce clarifies that he's NOT a dirty, dirty, dog and we then all head out on a date to the Hippodrome - that old cliche! It's time to get down with …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 33: Johnny Intelligent (with Christy Porter and Gerry Porter)

February 14th, 2020

47:58

Do YOU have a thing for bats? Well, you're in the right place, Mr Rorschach!

Meanwhile, Bruce mocks Chase's love of dolls. Not cool, dude... let …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 32: Indiana Jones and the Riddle of the X-Ray Skull (with Christy Porter)

February 12th, 2020

38:40

“Tear one off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead”.

I bet this one is going to take WEEKS to solve! WEEKS I SAY!

Chase gives her …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 31: Ce n'est pas une Minute (with Christy Porter)

February 10th, 2020

47:58

Bruce starts this professional relationship with a bang! AND A CRASH! I'm not so sure this was a smooth move...

Chase doesn't seem interested in anything but a new damn door! These things ain't cheap! And that's her …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 30: Kung Fu Faux Pas (with Gaz Flint)

February 7th, 2020

43:42

"i draw this car when i was young...for me the body of this car is specially sexy...if a car could be ''sexy''

- Guy on the Internet Movie Car …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 29: Gifs of Lips (with Gaz Flint)

February 5th, 2020

48:37

Nygma's den is something to behold... but he's got a great taste in magazines. Ms. Gotham? Save us a copy!

Want to go one better? He's got Zoltar …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 28: The New Hampton Nygmas (with Gaz Flint)

February 3rd, 2020

44:32

BRUCE TO YA FACE! BOING!

As a familiar visage flies towards us, Bruce tries to crack a not-so-tough riddle. He's going to be getting VERY familiar …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 27: Stolen Colon (with Rob Lumley and Duff)

January 31st, 2020

46:10

To: Whom it may concern

From: Fred Stickley

RE: My suicide

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

Something smells... fishy. There are many question marks here...

Returning from the depths of the ocean to tackle this case once more are …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 26 Outtake - Alfred Pennywise

January 30th, 2020

3:32

Well, I'm Pennywise the Dancing Butler.

Artwork by Kubi-Wan on Deviant Art.

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 26: For Whom the Manilla Folds (with Rob Lumley and Duff)

January 29th, 2020

49:19

Harvey Dent is on fire... or it sure feels like it!

As his career takes a turn for the worse, the DA's brain suffers the consequences!

Joining our top team of investigative talent are two newbies to the case - we have …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 25: Drop Dead, Fred (with Lauren Ashley Carter)

January 27th, 2020

1:02:23

Fred… BAAAAABE… you, are, fired! SURF'S UP!

Stickley takes a nose dive straight to the watery depths below. Nygma is just glad that he rescued his …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 24: Mr Bizarre Unethical Toad's Wild Ride (with Sean German and Dave Pallas)

January 24th, 2020

40:55

This toad is to be reported - FCC-bound, baby! Uhh... I'm not so sure that it's a smart move to threaten somebody who is clearly so absurdly out of …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 23 Outtake - Call To Anten-sion

January 23rd, 2020

2:16

Aerials in the sky
When you lose small mind
You free your life
Aerials so up high
When you free your eyes
Eternal prize

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 23: Xtreme Fishing with Not Ed Begley Jr. (with Sean German and Dave Pallas)

January 22nd, 2020

44:42

What do we got this episode, eh? A FLOCK OF FREAKIN' FREUDS! FANTASTIC!

After a quick cortex vaccum, Eddie's boss ain't quite serving up some brain deep-fry - in fact, he seems... fine? We shall see.

Returning to the …

BONUS: Bat Minute Forever - Minute 22 Outtake - Bat vs Bond (in Black)

January 21st, 2020

3:41

It's so deadly my dear
The power of having you near
Until that day
Until the world falls away
Until you say there'll be no more goodbyes
I see it in your eyes
Batman never dies

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 22: Edward Ooze (with Sean German and Dave Pallas)

January 20th, 2020

46:11

LOSING... RESOLUTION...  but that can't stop this show, baby! We're coming through loud and clear and we're ready to rock and roll here on the BRAIN …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 21: Forever 21 (with Molly Bailen)

January 17th, 2020

48:23

Edward is going to show Bruce! He's gonna show that it works, damn it! First, it's time to go Full Carrey...

Begley is back! But caffeine'll kill …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 20: Bat-ménage à Trois (with Molly Bailen)

January 15th, 2020

45:39

Chase knows that Bats likes a strong woman - but does she need to WHIP out a new costume for total seduction?

Gordon bursts onto the scene, …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 19: Free Ballin' (with Molly Bailen)

January 13th, 2020

44:20

The Bat Signal is NOT a beeper! But how exactly do you get in touch for a Batman booty call anyway? Chase's interest here sure isn't professional! …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 18: Are Nipples Peak Nineties? (with Clarisse Loughrey)

January 10th, 2020

52:14

As Iron Man rockets towards his cave, Alfred stands ready to remove his clothing for him.

The Batmobile hits the streets - shake ya tail fin!

Our hero arrives at the Bat Signal to find a certain somebody waiting, …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 17: No Surprises with Iron Bat (with Clarisse Loughrey)

January 8th, 2020

39:17

Sorry Eddie - no dice. No moolah. Zilch. The Bat has left the building.

Nygma ain't letting it go, however - he's going to MAKE Bruce understand. Not …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 16: The Box & Chill (with Clarisse Loughrey)

January 6th, 2020

42:25

Why be brutalised by an uncaring world? You COULD be listening to Bat Minute instead!

Nygma reveals his intentions - brainwave fiddling! He may be a …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 15: Diet Creeper (with George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker)

January 3rd, 2020

54:08

Edward eschewed the Japanese method last week but he's finally convinced to release his creepy and no doubt sweaty iron grip. I think we got a stalker on our hands.

His grand plan to woo? A BLENDER ON A HELMET, BABY! …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 14: Promote Him To Customer (with George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker)

January 1st, 2020

53:54

Bruce bobbles around the R&D department and encounters the ultimate fanboy - Lyle Heckendorf. Or something like that anyway. This man is …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 13: #Necronomicondom (with George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker)

December 30th, 2019

40:03

Harvey Two-Face is making Mr Wing proud with his parachute style - he's bringing that yin and yang energy as he escapes the chopper.

Meanwhile, Batman careens into a horrendous wreck! He's ruined a monument! Way to go, …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 12: Suspenders of Disbelief (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle)

December 27th, 2019

45:08

"Ah, to finally be rid of that pointy eared, steroid eating, rubber suited, cross dressing, night rat..."

Not quite, Harvey. Hold that chopper one …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 11: Bat Hawk Down (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle)

December 25th, 2019

42:47

Gordon and co. hit the scene! Gordon Gang in full effect!

Despite all the changes that Gotham has been through, they certainly still love ENORMOUS …

The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2019 - Christmas at Pee-Wee's Playhouse

December 25th, 2019

1:50:42

Once again Bat Minute is here to blow all of those other gifts out of the water. As you unwrap this audio delight, prepare to cast everything else into the fire! KRAMPUS TAKE THEM!

Jon and Niall venture into the fun and …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 10: Batman Goes to the Go-Go (with Tabitha Carlisle and Jonathan Carlisle)

December 23rd, 2019

44:46

The shoes, they are a-meltin'. Unfortunately it's not through some fancy footwork - oh no, it's that BOILING ACID again!

Batman cracks the safe in record time - there was no hours-long marathon for this hero.

Get Miley …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 9: Johnny Crackers (with Bryarly Bishop)

December 20th, 2019

37:03

WE'RE BACK IN DA CHOPPA!

As Two Face reveals that he is in fact after the cash, we also learn that his plan also involves BOILING ACID! OH NO!

Can …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 8: Vaulting Into Danger (with Bryarly Bishop)

December 18th, 2019

39:04

Outworld has invaded Earthrealm! Baraka is on the scene!

How to stop a deranged Tarkatan? It's taser-time!

Bats enters the vault... but, incoming …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 7: The Pfeiffer That Chased The Sun (with Bryarly Bishop)

December 16th, 2019

42:12

BLAST HIM!

Or... not? Batman ain't going down that easily!

Two Face does a runner and our hero has to lay the smack down on some jabronis.

Joining this week's investigation is a Bat Minute veteran - it's singer and …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 6: Balls to the Wall (with Robin Burdge and Tierney Steele)

December 13th, 2019

46:04

The rules of right and wrong no longer apply and our former D.A. is now a loose cannon!

Despite confusing a bat for a rodent, Chase is ready to get …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 5: Introducing Dr Thirst Meridian (with Robin Burdge and Tierney Steele)

December 11th, 2019

45:21

GORDON IS BACK ON THE SCENE, BAY-BAY! He's got a great plan to solve this stand-off. He needs... a horn? That's it? That's your solution? God damn …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 4: Sleight of Hand and Twist of Fate (with Robin Burdge and Tierney Steele)

December 9th, 2019

47:15

Your arbiters of true justice are here to dispense the judgement of fate upon the populace - YOU GOOD PEOPLE!

What controls it all? It's blind, …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 3: Romy & Michelle's High Street Allusion

December 6th, 2019

42:41

If you like driving, boy do we got driving today! Wobbly cars galore! Where my gear heads at?

Billy Dee is back on the scene in the role of Harvey …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 2: Vichyssoise Makes The Old Skull Grow

December 4th, 2019

37:46

Our Bat Boys get suited and booted today as we're already right into the action! This ain't your momma's Batman.

As our hero goes all Commando on us (the movie, not the other thing!) we catch our first glimpse of a …

Bat Minute Forever - Minute 1: It's Morphin' Time!

December 2nd, 2019

48:09

We're like a growing addiction that you can't deny...

That's right - Bat Minute is back! BAT MINUTE IS FOREVER!

Some things have changed, while others remain the same. Bruce might look a little different, but no matter …

Mars Attacks! - Don't Run, We Are Your Friends (with George Hendricks, Neil Brown and Lal Gall)

November 9th, 2019

1:40:44

ACK! ACK! ACK!

The Bat Boys are back and this time their mission is to save the entire planet! Along the way they'll encounter saucer people, doughnuts, Egyptians and... Tom Jones with an eagle? Hey, it ain't unusual to …

Joker - You Wouldn't Get It (with Neil Brown)

October 10th, 2019

1:33:22

Joker

The King of Comedy is back as you've never seen him before! Hear us discuss Arthur's Taxi Drive along the downward spiral that leads him to the edge and beyond!

Love it or hate it - this is a movie that is getting …

Johnny Dangerously and The Groundhog's Day Beheadings (with Doug Greenberg)

September 22nd, 2019

1:45:42

Johnny Dangerously

This is the life, folks - Johnny Dangerously is here to show you all just how fun DISorganised crime can really be!

Along the way …

caTWOman, Pitof and the Man Sandwich - Part 2 (with Alyson Grimm and Liz Whitaker)

August 21st, 2019

54:41

Your Patience has been rewarded once more... PART DEUX is now! What a purrfect time.

The Bat Minute crew are not contained by the rules of society. …

Catwoman, Pitof and the Man Sandwich - Part 1 (with Alyson Grimm and Liz Whitaker)

August 13th, 2019

1:16:20

Your Patience has been rewarded, loyal listeners... the hiatus is here, the hiatus is now.

Bat Minute episodes come when they feel like it, not when …

Bat Minute - Patreon Exclusives!

July 25th, 2019

3:13

Bat Minute is now on Patreon too! Huzzah! Simply click the link or go to https://www.patreon.com/batminute .

Here is a message from the dynamic duo themselves:

"Hello, loyal listeners! Thank you for joining us now here …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 126: Batman Beyond Life and Death

July 5th, 2019

47:13
To die like this
With a last kiss
It's falsehood's flame
It's a crying shame Face to face
The passions breathe
I hate to stay but then I hate to leave And you'll never know
You'll never know...

The next episode …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 125: One Last Yeehaw For The Road

July 3rd, 2019

50:48

And now, the end is near
And so we face the final curtain
My friend, we'll say it clear
We'll state our case, of which we're certain
We've lived a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 124: Bat Minute Classic

July 1st, 2019

45:19

The Bat Minute crew are back and kickin' it old school as they begin to close out this delightful tale as the OG tandem.

If you thought chatting …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 123: Things Get Hairy (with Jonathan Carlisle)

June 28th, 2019

1:08:34

They're back? Again? Inconceivable!

We are podcasters of action - lies do not become us. We said we'd do these damn credits and we certainly are! The names keep on comin'!

We saved a special guest for last, Bat fans - …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 122: BOOM! (with Beth Roars)

June 26th, 2019

56:27

The Bat Minute crew are wading through the credits once again - but they're not alone!

Joining the case is a first-time investigator - it's vocal coach, musical director, YouTuber AND podcaster (what can't she do?) Beth …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 121: Musically Freezing To Death (with Chrysanthe Tan)

June 24th, 2019

1:06:21

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

What's that? We're releasing this in June? Whatever, square!

Good will to all men... and women... but seemingly, not cats. Bad form, Brucie!

As the Bat Signal once again lights up the Gotham …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 120: Barry Batman (with Meredith Woerner)

June 21st, 2019

53:07

Miss Kitty Returns! Or does she? Is she back? Is this a total stranger? Who the hell knows?!?!? Does Bruce even care at this point?

Bruce takes in the stray and it suddenly dawns on Alfred that he's going to have to …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 119: Four Dannys and an Arnold (with Allison Closs)

June 19th, 2019

53:37

With the utmost of respect, the gathered masses of penguins see their wayward son off for the final time. As the black ooze seeps from his mouth, the life leaves him... to then enter some gingerbread or not is up for …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 118: Silky Smooth Shrek Thicc Fic (with Dael Kingsmill)

June 17th, 2019

1:01:54

Press F to pay respects. The Penguin... is gone.

As tears fall down all of our cheeks, the Grand Council of Penguinkind arrive to send their wayward son on his final journey. He may have lost his way, but he never lost …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 117: #Trollfoot4BatMinute (with Molly Bailen)

June 14th, 2019

45:16

Today sees a mistreated Penguin man dying amidst the ruins of his broken dreams. I feel so emotional, baby!

Before that, he advances on our hero! Batman is unaware as his desperate search for Selina merely turns up a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 116: Sweet Japanese Cutlery (with Molly Bailen)

June 12th, 2019

45:38

Selina might be dying on her feet at this point, but it's not stopping her from making plans for NEXT Christmas! Gotta keep positive, girl!

She makes …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 115: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (with Molly Bailen)

June 10th, 2019

42:25

YYYYOOOOUUUUU'RRRREEE FFFFIIIIRRRREEEEEED!

Vince McMahon strikes! Or is it Max?

Catwoman shows what Sesame Street taught her and impresses us all with her counting skills. One life down, two lives down, three lives …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 114 Outtake - Jimmy Scrambles and the Motionless Drummer

June 9th, 2019

3:24

That little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good.

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 114: Makeup Mishap (with Eric Jack Nash)

June 7th, 2019

43:18

Batman and Catwoman are split right down the centre! Good god, can somebody clean this mess up?

It seems that they're actually fine. Way to scare us. …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 113: Schrödinger's Bat (with Eric Jack Nash)

June 5th, 2019

48:17

It's a die for a die and the Bat is ready to fly - via zip wire at least. Brucie boy has Max sorted, done and dusted so his attentions are elsewhere …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 112: Look What The Cat Dragged In (with Eric Jack Nash)

June 3rd, 2019

43:56

Max escapes the cage! He's safe! Or so he thinks - instead he's pulled down into that suspiciously clean water.

The Battle of Arctic World rages on …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 111: I Too Have A Bit (with Omar Najam)

May 31st, 2019

47:19

The Penguin shows his combat skills... which... are sorely lacking. But he's got the passion, baby! The heart of a champion!

Batman reveals his secret weapon - bats in the trunk. That's certainly unexpected - to Oswald …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 110: Vincent Price's Arkham Asylum (with Omar Najam)

May 29th, 2019

41:37

Within the wreckage of the Penguinmobile... Batman finds... no corpse? COBBLEPOT IS LOOSE! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! PENGUIN FROM THE TOP ROPE!

It's 'Genuine Freak vs Masked Freak' in the battle of the century! But what it …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 109: Tip The Duck! (with Omar Najam)

May 27th, 2019

38:03

Circus-folk cartwheel out of the picture and even the Poodle Lady slinks off into the darkness. The Penguin... is alone. He invents a DC Kart Racing …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 108: Creepy Poodle Puppet (with Jake Clark)

May 24th, 2019

42:05

The Penguin chews like never before - both the scenery and whatever the hell is in his mouth. He knows what's coming, but doesn't want to face it.

Max plots his monkey-based escape! Can he woo the simian to his cause?

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 107: Locutus of Berg (with Jake Clark)

May 22nd, 2019

46:51

The countdown begins... 10... 9... you know the rest.

But Alfred goes all Hackers (1995) on us and jams the signal, yo! Totally radical, old man. …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 106: Tues-Fast, Tues-Furious (with Alex Robinson)

May 20th, 2019

46:52

The Penguin is gonna lay you all on a cold, hard, slab - why didn't we all support his insane plans, eh? If only we had!

As more super soldiers …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 105: Extreme Humble Brags with Michael Douglas (with Tierney Steele and Gary Roby)

May 17th, 2019

43:41

With a hop, a skip and a jump the battle is ON!

Meanwhile, the Batskiboatthingamabob is en route, ready and willing to save the day as only Brucie baby can.

The Penguin Liberation Army spring forth from their shadowy …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 104: Pullin' a Patton (with Tierney Steele and Gary Roby)

May 15th, 2019

44:46

THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!

Commissar Cobblepott rallies his troops - the time is now! DEATH TO ALL OF GOD'S CHILDREN! IN THE NAME OF ALL BIRD-KIND!

Returning to the investigation is the podcaster who is neither …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 103: Young Monkey Sir (with Tierney Steele and Gary Roby)

May 13th, 2019

39:24

The Bat strikes! The Organ Grinder is... ground? I don't know. We're not seeing him again is the point.

We get a demonstration of evil from ol' …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 102: Bat Minute and the Sewer of Doom (with Pete Mummert)

May 10th, 2019

50:26

Today sees a little Pied Penguin action as Oswald tells all - leading a children's crusade? Well, kind of! BUT WITH MORE TOXICITY!

The Organ Grinder is enjoying a lovely train ride with the kids when he's ambushed by a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 101: IN THE DUCK! (with Crystal Beth)

May 8th, 2019

49:46

Max reveals the weird thing he does for fun... or something. Being submerged in raw sewage? Okay, dude...

The Penguin is game for this idea and chooses to go with it and let the prince live. GET IN THE DUCK, KNUTE …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 100: Eatin' Turd Logs (with Ralph Attanasia)

May 6th, 2019

49:37

We begin this week with a cute duck wearing a hat. It can't go down from here, can it? Oh boy... it sure can! PENGIE IS IN THE HOUSE! And he's snatchin' up yo' kids!

To be fair, it sounds like every single parent in …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 99: Ducking Things Up (with Scott Carelli)

May 3rd, 2019

37:26

The revelation is too much for either party to take - Selina has gone so far beyond sanity at this point that I'm not sure if Brucie-baby can reel her back in!

As they go to take things outside there's another startling …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 98: Pow! Zap! Bam! Duelling Personas! (with Scott Carelli)

May 1st, 2019

41:21

Selina is absolutely losing it today as she reveals her new plan - to put an end to Max and his evil once and for all! Ms Kyle has lost herself …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 97: Gigglepuss (with Scott Carelli)

April 29th, 2019

45:49

Selina amps up the sensual, seductive, chat and invites Bruce to join her in the bedding department! Doing it right here in the store? Whatever floats your boat!

They're both tired of wearing masks and want to remove …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 96: Feedin' the Ol' Cat (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 26th, 2019

54:54

Bruce is face to face with his lovely foe - as is Selina! This bitter sweet encounter turns into a game of tic tac toe! No hard feelings though... or is there?

Tackling this minute once again are the most perfect duo - …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 95: Strick Revised Draft Excluders, Coming Soon! (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 24th, 2019

44:01

WHY ON EARTH WOULD BRUCE ATTEND SUCH A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PARTY?!?!? Alfred knows the real spots that are poppin' this weekend - trust this party …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 94: Pimp My Duck (with Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak)

April 22nd, 2019

44:39

Minute 94 (94) starts with a bang as The Penguin reveals the plan - kidnap them kids and make the folks pay! DEARLY! WITH DEATH!

A vocal dissenter is …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 93: My Evil Scheme, by Oswald Cobblepot (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

April 19th, 2019

44:52

DID YOU MISS US? Of course you did! What about Pengie? Maybe not so much... his crew certainly seem to be starting to think a little differently at least!

OSWALD IS NO MORE! He's dead. Done. Finished. Over. Cancelled. …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 92: Flight of The Penguin (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

April 17th, 2019

44:42

Fruit, veg... baby, we got a salad going on! FOOOOOOODDD FIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT!

To top it off we got a Penguin on the move! Look at that sucker fly! AND DIVE! Ker-splash indeed.

There ain't no surfing, there ain't no sweet …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 91: Mix Master Bruce (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

April 15th, 2019

46:20

A HARP FROM HELL! VENTRILOQUISM! And once more Bruce is hitting those decks like the DJ devil he is. Scratch that CD, mix-master!

It doesn't win any favours with Max - he's outta here! Sorry buddy, it's just business!

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 90: Night Times With Alfred (with Brady Crane)

April 12th, 2019

40:20

FOR THE GLORY OF GOTHAM! Oswald delivers a rousing speech to the masses.

Bruce is watching the TV. Again. Does this guy have time to fight crime with the amount of programming he consumes? It turns out it's for a good …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 89: Maiden Rulesz!! (with Brady Crane)

April 10th, 2019

39:55

The Batmobile is no more! That is, unless Bruce and Alfred can cobble something together - and fast! They can do that, right? Easy enough.

Bruce decides to plunge his hand into a fish tank containing a model of his own …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 88: Danny Oingo Boingo (with Brady Crane)

April 8th, 2019

48:41

"If it works, don't fix it". Close enough. That'll do.

The MAXquerade ball is here, people! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Wait... Max... que...rade?

COBBLEPOT CAN CLEAN IT UP! Which is hilarious considering the mess he makes on a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 87: Lazer-Blade Cucumber (with Tabitha Carlisle and Sean German)

April 5th, 2019

53:32

The Bat is back and he's in control! In control of his totally trashed ride that is! ROCKET LUGE TIME, BAY-BAY!

Oswald laments the lack of bladder …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 86: International Woman of Mystery (with Tabitha Carlisle and Sean German)

April 3rd, 2019

45:47

A HARP FROM HELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

But that isn't what's controlling the car - oh no. Bats has it all figured out now - some damn circus ball... …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 85: The Theme Park That Once Almost Was But Then Wasn't (with Tabitha Carlisle and Sean German)

April 1st, 2019

54:06

BATMAN IS OUT OF CONTROL! Is he drunk, or is a mysterious force in command?

Pengie says RELAX!

Relax? Not in this car-based chaos!

Joining the investigation are a new dynamic duo - it's the mime master general, Sean …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 84: You've Got To Know Who's Doing The Evil (with Darren Husted)

March 29th, 2019

51:02

WOOP WOOP! IT'S THE SOUND OF THE PO-LICE!

It's po-po panic today as Batman is pursued into his waiting little tankie, desperate to survive. It was a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 83: Catty Poppins (with Heidi Bennett)

March 27th, 2019

43:26

Catwoman takes to the skies - though perhaps a little forcibly!

SHE FALLS! RIGHT THROUGH A GREENHOUSE! And with a scream to break even glass. Is this kitty down for the count, or does she have an extra life tucked away?

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 82: Flibberty Gibbit (with Heidi Bennett)

March 25th, 2019

43:17

Pengie breaks out the bubbly! It's Moët time, bay-bay! Oswald has a few other ideas of how to celebrate, however... and Selina is having NONE of it! …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 81: It's That Milky Crevice Again (with Claire York)

March 22nd, 2019

55:14

Catwoman has found the way to Batman's heart - through his damn chest, of course! Those claws have gotta hurt!

Bruce has had enough - he exits the scene in the most absurd fashion imaginable. Way to think outside of the …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 80: Tim Burton, The Daddy We All Need (with Brittany Simon)

March 20th, 2019

1:02:46

Things get more intimate than ever before today on the show as the Cat and the Bat engage in a little playtime. Bruce is licked!

Is this a fight? Is it enticing? For these two, it's gotta be both!

Eroticism that cannot …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 79 Outtake - Bros Go Gaga

March 19th, 2019

4:02

You won't suffer in silence
You're a talent
You know that I've noticed
You'd like to be a legend
A big star over night!
I can't answer your question
- I can't wait -
It's driving me insane
And you're impossible in …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 79 Outtake - Martin Scorsese's Hang Time

March 19th, 2019

4:19

Hang Time
Running together
Putting it on the line

Hang Time
Jammin' forever
Taking it up for hang time

We're hot, we're in the zone
Part of a team, never alone

Hang Time
Hangin' together
Sharing a dream so fine
I'll …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 79: A Crystal Beth Tub (with Liz Whitaker and Alyson Grimm)

March 18th, 2019

52:18

The Ice Princess is hanging by a fingertip, by a nail! Wait a minute... LAWN DART! These things are god-damn deadly!

As a swarm of bats bursts forth …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 78: Gimp Girl and the Vinyl Bondage Zombies (with Lal Gall)

March 15th, 2019

48:40

Catwoman has been going hungry this whole damn time. Bruce, dude - what were you doing on this little date of yours earlier? FEED THIS CAT!

Oh, wait, …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 77: WhyMCA (with Lal Gall)

March 13th, 2019

39:01

THE GANG ARE IN! RED ALERT! THE BATMOBILE IS BREACHED! This Thanksgiving turkey is taking a real basting thanks to the incredible engineers and scientists of the Red Triangle Circus.

Meanwhile, our hero walks into what …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 76: Justice Beleaguered (with Lal Gall)

March 11th, 2019

52:54

Selina speeds and changes outfit at the same time - what a talent! I wish I could do the same, damn it.

Batman preps in similar fashion. Little do …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 75: Bat Jumper (with Gary Gavigan)

March 8th, 2019

32:55

Selina is trying to evacuate the area as fast as possible but nothing gets by the watchful eye of our favourite butler!

He has been tasked with …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 74: Good Ali-bye (with Gary Gavigan)

March 6th, 2019

39:26

Bruce and Selina have paused their passions to hear the news about the Ice Princess. A Batarang has been found at the scene and this can mean only one thing, right? Uh, wait a minute... no...

Both parties know that the …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 73: The Candles, The Music, The Sexy Dress... I Mean, What's Going On Here? (with Gary Gavigan)

March 4th, 2019

41:01

This house date is getting a little more hot and heavy on the sofa this week and Selina reveals that she's not so into the normal guys... she prefers a real sicko! They got commitment in spades, baby!

As our duo fondle …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 72: The Dating Wayne (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

March 1st, 2019

51:11

This passionate couple unleash their desires by... having a lovely fireside chat. How civilised.

Is Bruce about to reveal that he's some kind of serial cheat or something? After all, "there are two truths". But, are …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 71: Captain Batarang (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

February 27th, 2019

55:31

OUR BELOVED ICE PRINCESS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! IS THIS THE END OF OUR CITY'S MOST HONOURABLE REPRESENTATIVE?!?!?

Never mind that... Bruce and Selina are on a date! Oooooh yeah - this is the stuff, baby - and the eggnog …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 70: Gotham After Midnight (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes)

February 25th, 2019

51:27

We've got a flirt-off, folks! Bruce and Selina duking it out! Wayne secures a victory by landing a dinner date. An EARLY dinner date - be precise …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 69: Tabloid Tirades (with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell)

February 22nd, 2019

42:48

It's minute 69 once again, dudes! ALRIGHT!

Bruce is putting the moves on Selina right here. He's got his Wooing Cravat on and everything! You sly …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 68: Latex Lickin' Good (with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell)

February 20th, 2019

40:41

The Cat takes a bath. Ooooookaaaaayyy...

The Penguin challenges the mayor! To a duel? To fisticuffs? Nah - it's a challenge to relight the Christmas tree. Ooooookaaaaayyy...

WHAT AN AMAZING COAT, HENNY!

Returning as …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 67: Hypurrrbole (with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell)

February 18th, 2019

44:02

Welcome to yet another episode of culinary delights! It's no vichyssoise today - instead, Chef Selina is serving up... BUDGIE?!?!?

The Penguin …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 66 Outtake - Casting Aspersions

February 16th, 2019

10:20

Hey kitty girl
It's your world
When you walk the street
Steppin' to the beat
Hey kitty girl
Get your twirl
In the disco heat
You're the boogie-body-rockin' queen

Also join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 66: The Best Laid Plans of Cats and Penguins (with Neil Brown and George Hendricks)

February 15th, 2019

44:55

Atomic bombs? No! HYDROGEN, BABY! We're talking heavy duty this Friday, Bat Minute Mites.

Pengie has had just about enough of this screwed up sorority chick, but Catwoman has special methods to ensnare this bird... and …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 65: The Peg-guin (with Neil Brown and George Hendricks)

February 13th, 2019

42:54

The Penguin offers to warm up our lil' kitty. Aww, how sweet of him! Nothing untoward is happening whatsoever...

NO! DOWN BOY! STOP! GET AWAY FROM THOSE FEET!

Selina has just about had enough. Shut it, bird brain - this …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 64: Mr Penguin's Pervings (with Neil Brown and George Hendricks)

February 11th, 2019

50:49

Things start and end in rather perverse fashion in this minute, folks. We can only apologise on behalf of Mr Cobblepot and Ms Kyle. This is meant to …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 63: She's All Cat (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 8th, 2019

51:09

The Bat is taken aback. This claw, this woman, this cat - our hero is having certain... feelings.

Elsewhere, the Cobblepot campaign is in full flow …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 62 Outtake: Monocle Musings

February 6th, 2019

3:19

Who doesn't love a good monocle?

Oh, wait, the Bat Minute crew, it seems!

 

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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 62: The Woman That Gravity Could Not Fell (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 6th, 2019

53:31

Things get intimate today. They get up-close and personal. Things are grabbed. *Ahem*

Kitty litter saves the day once again! Is there anything this …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 61: Granny DeVito (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 4th, 2019

53:18

The Bat and the Cat get physical! How DARE he strike a lady?

In a world of 'wrong' and 'hate', Selina is out to prove that 'irrelevant' is Batman's most notable trait.

What is his response to this challenge? Oh yeah, …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 60: Me-OUCH! (with Jack Harvey)

February 1st, 2019

41:54

It's the meow of DOOM as our little kitty purrs the house down!

Sadly, amidst all of this Pengie's gotta fly. Up and at 'em!

Batman tastes a little …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 59: Palaver With The Penguin (with Jack Harvey)

January 30th, 2019

36:21

IT'S HAPPENING PEOPLE! Bat meets Penguin - master of the skies meets ruler of the seas! Kind of.

Cobblepot is on the streets to do good deeds, it …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 58: Murder Most Cowled (with Jack Harvey)

January 28th, 2019

43:31

Don't hurt these guys, Catwoman - they're the poor proletariat! Their take home is NOTHING, damn it!

She sees sense and sends the poor suckers on …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 57: Where There's a Whip There's a Way (with Dave Pallas)

January 25th, 2019

52:43

This kitty is on the prowl!

Catwoman unleashes her fury towards Shreck, the city and the concept of weak women. Pretty deep for a scene about smashing stuff up, right? She also attracts the attention of two rather …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 56 Outtake: Janeane Garofalo and the Bowling of the Crystal Skull

January 24th, 2019

5:09

Niall and Jon bringing up Mystery Men? While Dave is the guest? On THIS show?

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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 56: Streets of Rage (with Dave Pallas)

January 23rd, 2019

55:46

Bumping heads! Bazookas! Knives! Swords! Sword swallowing! Batarangs! Suicide bombers! POODLES! This minute is a damn roller coaster!

While all of …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 55: Precious Moments (with Dave Pallas)

January 21st, 2019

48:00

BURN, BABY, BURN! It ain't gonna be no disco inferno, but this city sure is gonna feel the heat!

Part of Penguin's plan involves a poodle and a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 54: Night of the Umbrella 2: Day of the Parasol (with Jarf Harden)

January 18th, 2019

52:40

The Penguin gives us a breakdown of his enormous (and I mean ENORMOUS) parasol, but Max has other things in mind... namely, a plan to trick this …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 53 Outtake: Space Jam: The Final Frontier

January 17th, 2019

7:45

Space Jam? Star Trek? What would be better than combining these two?

Your intrepid hosts talking about it all, of course!

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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 53: The French Flipper Long Con (with Rory Spence)

January 16th, 2019

48:30

Look, let's all try to move past that unfortunate 'incident', okay? Oswald can't do anything else this bizarre, can he?

Oh, he's talking about filling voids now? And weird hand techniques? Oh boy...

Joining our team as …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 52: Noseying Around (with Lauren Ashley Carter)

January 14th, 2019

54:55

Research shows that voters like fingers! But do they like twisted, vile, perverts? It seems so. There ain't no cleanin' up this image!

Our Pengie then bites off precisely the right amount that he can chew - of human …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 51: The Inevitable Fourth Wave of Ska (with Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez)

January 11th, 2019

47:20

Max is serving fish and the lure of it is enough to get Pengie to waddle down his stairs, carefully avoiding a death drop... only to discover he has …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 50: Fish and a Potato (with Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez)

January 9th, 2019

53:05

Max penetrates The Penguins precious, private, sanctum! He sure ain't happy about it.

How will Max make it up to him? With a good ol' stinkin' fish, …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 49: Fryday (with Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez)

January 7th, 2019

49:38

Bruce is smitten and almost speechless, but he does manage to ask Selina out. She can't - she's washing her hair, or working or something. What a shame!

Chip and Max are wary of Selina's amnesia. Are they right to be? …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 48: Sean Young at Heart (with Alex Thompson)

January 4th, 2019

42:56

WHAT A HOOT!

Selina has amnesia and her underpants are long gone. Is all really what it seems?

No matter - Bruce is enamoured immediately! What can he sense within her?

Back one more time is Alex Thompson of Galaxy …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 47: Merry Meetings and Muddled Memories (with Alex Thompson)

January 2nd, 2019

47:05

Selina's got sass! And a new lease on... life?

As Bruce mistakes Bruce for somebody who is not Bruce, Ms Kyle wraps him around her little finger. He's hooked!

Back to investigate these happenings that have galactic …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 46: Little Boy Blueblood (with Alex Thompson)

December 31st, 2018

55:04

"One can never have too much power".

If that ain't suspicious, I don't know what is!

The challenge is set - will Bruce accept this or go fifteen …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 45: Rise of the Carny Bolsheviks (with Audra Wolfmann and Klingon Vanna White)

December 28th, 2018

48:28

A new challenger appears! Catwoman comes roaring onto the scene but has no time for weak women - such as Selina Kyle.

Max is back in the house and he's wearing the most incredible suit known to man. This guy is a style …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 44: Slash Fiction (with Audra Wolfmann and Klingon Vanna White)

December 26th, 2018

49:52

Is our little Bird Boy all that he seems? He's sure playing those heartstrings of America! “You don’t need hands as long as you have heart”!

In sharp …

The Bat Minute Christmas Special 2018 - Holiday Knights

December 25th, 2018

2:05:09

HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAT MINUTE MITES!

Has Santa brought you all some Bat-tastic gifts this year? If not, fret not... we've got you covered with the greatest gift of all! A BAT MINUTE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

So, …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 43 Outtake: Penguin and Morrissey: Birds of a Feather

December 24th, 2018

3:53

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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 43: Gathering at the Gate (with Audra Wolfmann and Klingon Vanna White)

December 24th, 2018

43:10

Penguin has discovered his past, his identiy... his name. He is rather bafflingly named OSWALD COBBLEPOT. I think I preferred 'The Penguin', jeez.

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 42: Knave at a Grave (with Father David Mowry)

December 21st, 2018

53:26

Our morose Penguin lays a flower at his parents' grave... he's a family man after all.

Clad in a beautiful fur coat and delightful long johns, our …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 41: The Spy Who Fowled On Me (with Johnie Powers)

December 19th, 2018

43:50

Batman manages the impossible - he sneaks up on somebody in that damn rocket car of his. Good work!

The Penguin then heads to the local cemetery to tackle his past. Or is this all for show? The groupies are certainly …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 40: Oswald Cobblepot: International Bird of Mystery (with Johnie Powers)

December 17th, 2018

50:01

The Only Lonely Man Beast in Town. No, it's not the latest Morrissey number, but thanks for the great words Alfred.

Bruce's microfiche findings are …

BONUS: Bat Minute Returns - Minute 39 Outtake: The Great Emu War

December 14th, 2018

2:13

THE GREAT EMU WAR IS UPON US! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Peruse the wiki for more information about this terrible, shocking, crushing, total, defeat.

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Bat Minute Returns - Minute 39: Soup's On (with Kit Flemons)

December 14th, 2018

54:08

This minute sure ain't cold - it's hot, hot, hot!

Today features all kinds of wonders: A Gorilla Girl! The return of the microfiche! SOUP!

Ever …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 38: Mono-killin' It (with Kit Flemons)

December 12th, 2018

42:32

IT'S THE HALL OF RECORDS! THE HALL OF RECORDS! HALL! OF! RECORDS!

The Penguin's pursuit of his family history continues, complete with feet and corrective eyewear, as Max fends off nosy press snoops!

Chill, Man! Back …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 37: Small Ladder, Big Tree (with Kit Flemons)

December 10th, 2018

37:29

The Penguin is a simple man. All he wants is to find out who his folks were! Aww! Who knew he was such a nice guy, eh? Nature vs Nurture takes centre …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 36: Extras! Extras! Hear All About 'Em! (with Phil Dragash)

December 7th, 2018

47:38

The Dark Duck Rises! The Penguin is a hero! Or is he?

The crowd goes wild, the flash bulbs explode and our chap is startled and bemused.

Meanwhile, …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 35: It's Always Gloomy in Gotham (with Phil Dragash)

December 5th, 2018

39:03

Hello there, Mr Mayor! You seem different to last time...

No matter. He reassures us that everything is under control and the MADNESS of the previous …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 34: Genera enobi! (with Phil Dragash)

December 3rd, 2018

48:06

"There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name 
That people from bad homes do again and again 
It's big and it's bland, full of tension and …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 33: Hellish Haberdasher (with Stephanie Palacino)

November 30th, 2018

43:09

Hell(o) (t)here, General Kenobi!

Selina hits the workroom in a bid to wow Momma Ru. This Kitty Girl can fashion a lot from little! Toot or boot those nails, nails, nails?

Either way, we're all feeling YUMMY.

Returning …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 32: PAN-demonium (with Stephanie Palacino)

November 28th, 2018

41:02

CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! FLUFFY ANIMALS!

Selina smashes everything in sight - she can't take it anymore. Did she die? Did she survive? Either way, Ms Kyle ain't never gonna be the same!

Back again as Special Guest …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 31: Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (with Stephanie Palacino)

November 26th, 2018

52:07

Selina Kyle may be the walking dead, but she still looks after her pet - THAT'S commitment! DON'T GIVE HER MILK THOUGH, DAMN IT! Bad kitty.

Suddenly it's all too much for our poor Selina, however and the string SNAPS.

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 30: #Kermani4GothamCitySirens (with Natasha Kermani)

November 23rd, 2018

40:45

It's a feast fit for a kitten as these fancy felines snack away on our poor Selina! There's something a little magical about these moggies, however...

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 29: Maxie Mousse (with Natasha Kermani)

November 21st, 2018

40:56

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! Selina does her best Mankind impression and takes one hell of a dive! SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF! Our beauty is broken.

Are kitties …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 28: Hello Hydration (with Natasha Kermani)

November 19th, 2018

35:39

It's predation galore today as Max terrifies Selina into fessing up! Curiosity clearly got the better of this cat (sorry - secretary), but she's going to try her best to weasel her way out of this one.

MAX IS DOING IT …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 27: The Heraldo Hour (with Clarisse Loughrey)

November 16th, 2018

49:51

Selina the hacker! HACK THE PLANET!

Unfortunately, her boss doesn't seem all that enthused about this wake-up call from the Nintendo generation. Will fond memories of Geraldo be enough to keep Ms Kyle out of trouble?

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 26: That Darn Catwoman (with Clarisse Loughrey)

November 14th, 2018

43:48

Selina's exciting phone call is for... puuuuuurrrrrfume. HOW WONDERFUL! Things get even worse when she realises that she didn't prep the Bruce Wayne file for the big meeting! YOU DITZ!

Max heads to the office but finds …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 25: Wrath of Mom (with Clarisse Loughrey)

November 12th, 2018

48:15

HELLO THERE!

No, it isn't Mr Kenobi - it's Selina's apartment! As she kicks off her heels and checks her messages there's one from her useless appendage... sorry... from her boyfriend - Selina has been kicked to the …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 24: End Lactose Intolerance Now (with Bryarly Bishop)

November 9th, 2018

37:09

A deal is struck! Hands are shook! Selina is full of luck!

Honey... this cat's alive!

Back for one more crack of our feline friend's investigative …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 23: Those Calculations Were Not Correct (with Bryarly Bishop)

November 7th, 2018

35:13

The Penguin has been a crafty little fella and introduces us to his latest project - one that Max will be especially intrigued by! It's a shame we …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 22: Bobcat and Bryarly (with Bryarly Bishop)

November 5th, 2018

50:29

Pengie tells us what he wants (what he really, really, wants) - to find out his name! He wants to be a real boy!

Why would Max help him out though? …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 21: Drawing a Blank (with Gaz Flint)

November 2nd, 2018

55:18

Samhain is over and now Max has a splitting headache - aww, poor guy! What would help this? Hypnosis?

The Penguin has his own scheme - one to …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 20: It Ain't Unusual (with Gaz Flint)

October 31st, 2018

43:09

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Our dear, sweet, Pengie has a wonderful session of show and tell for us as we get the opportunity to peruse his unimaginable …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 19: Ballistic: Goose vs Parker (with Gaz Flint)

October 29th, 2018

50:51

Max opens his eyes and is greeted by quite a sight - it's the Red Triangle Gang, baby! Poodle and all! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!

The Penguin appears to be an environmentalist - this guy is out to stop the carcinogens! He …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 18: Bless My Dustpan (with Dan Kampling)

October 26th, 2018

50:16

It's official: THE CIRCUS GANG IS BACK! If Gordon says it, it must be true.

Max runs for his life but falls into some... complications. Stinky ones at that.

WE ALSO GET A TRIP TO THE ZOO! AWW!

Making his final …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 17: The Meet Cute (with Dan Kampling)

October 24th, 2018

39:01

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! WHAT A MANOEUVRE! That crook is toast!

Selina is saved by The Bat but he has no time for chit-chat as he promptly exits the scene - leaving Ms Kyle to toy with a taser. Is she more mischievous than …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 16: 365 Degrees Burning Down the Clown (with Dan Kampling)

October 22nd, 2018

43:22

Batman burns the bad guys! FATALITY!

He also takes out the Devil himself - what a hero! Not today, Satan!

Sadly, Selina is seized by a shady scoundrel! AND BATMAN MISSES WITH HIS GRAPPLING HOOK! Some save, Bats.

Joining …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 15: Requiem for Raphael and a Spatula (with Jessi Milestone)

October 19th, 2018

32:42

Max gets rammed! Happy Hallowmas!

SWEEP THE LEG!

It's all out chaos as The Red Triangle Gang are unleashed and the streets look set to run red with the blood of the innocent. Or is there a more cunning plan at play?

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 14: It is The Man Himself (with Jessi Milestone)

October 17th, 2018

37:22

THE BAT IS BACK!

The beacon is alight and Bruce must bounce!

Meanwhile, Chip is seconds away from being chopped - unless he coughs up pops, that is.

Back to slice and dice her way to the truth on this investigation is …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 13: Gotham's Ghost Rider (with Jessi Milestone)

October 15th, 2018

48:50

The surprise is sprung! The trap is tripped! CARNY'S! What is it with this city and clowns, eh?

The Red Triangle Gang terrorise Gotham's streets. Organs will be ground. Skeletons will indeed ride motorcycles. Hot dogs …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 12: Christopher Talkin' (with Polly Preston)

October 12th, 2018

46:03

Max ain't no Santa, just a schmo. Ha - he's playing you all, folks! He's distracting you with his expensive bAUbles.

Breaking up this scintillating …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 11: Wall of Fame (with Polly Preston)

October 10th, 2018

42:08

Santa Shreck is in the house to spread some Christmas cheer... and soak up that good PR. Sadly, Selina's mind slipped and she neglected to hand him his speech! He's gonna have to improv his way out of this one.

Throw in …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 10: Tunnel Vision (with Polly Preston)

October 8th, 2018

43:40

Chip asks his father to speak to the masses as if he's Lenin or something.

Selina is saved from her situation, though still feels somewhat like a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 9: A Plant Pitch and a Protocol Faux-Pas (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

October 5th, 2018

43:41

Minor sexism gives way to rather extreme sexism as Mr. Shreck laments the failure to have Selina properly "housebroken". If only she had some way of getting back at him...

Along the way our intrepid investigators sleuth …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 8: Fire Walken With Me (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

October 3rd, 2018

41:12

As a stinky sewer pervert spies on our good butler, the sky-dwelling elites of Gotham are plotting and scheming - with added swelling.

Selina Kyle awkwardly enters the scene, making a real meal out of tea prep. Who is …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 7: Part Pod, Part Cast, All Horrible (with Rick and Julia Ingham)

October 1st, 2018

52:41

Our warm-hearted Ice Princess lights the tree to begin the festivities! Nothing can go wrong this time, right?

As a mysterious onlooker surveys the city from down below, Alfred does a little shopping. For Bruce? For a …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 6: P-P-Pick Up A Penguin (with Matthew Soto)

September 28th, 2018

40:29

The action returns!

Our watery wain completes his journey in one piece and is rescued by some rather p-p-peculiar customers.

We also re-enter …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 5: Twisted Cistern (with Matthew Soto)

September 26th, 2018

45:57

We all float down here... on water! WITH STARS IN OUR EYES!

THE CREDITS ROLL ON, BABY!

Stan Winston is in the house (via our crew uttering his name, at least) and joining him are verbal nods to costume designers, …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 4: Names in a Drain (with Matthew Soto)

September 24th, 2018

44:17

We're floatin' through the filth, we're Walken through the waste as today's episode is a credits bonanza! Our Bat Boys discuss Big Chris, Natalie Wood, Pat Hingle Returns and the madness of Andrew Bryniarski.

Our …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 3: Poppa Pot's Buoyant Baby Plot

September 21st, 2018

40:51

You thought the last movie was dark? You ain't seen nothin' yet, Bat Minute Mites! We start today's episode with our bad baby BEING THROWN INTO THE RIVER.

As our monstrous Moses floats away, we finally begin everybody's …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 2: Hell in a Cell

September 19th, 2018

38:13

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine... children killing all the felines.

BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

Minute 2 hits us hard and fast as a nefarious newborn appears to bump off a cat! There's something …

Bat Minute Returns - Minute 1: We're Back! A Bat Minute Story

September 17th, 2018

36:42

Fear no longer, citizens! Your days may have been dreary and your nights dark, but the end is in sight. The hiatus is over. The boys are back in town!

BAT MINUTE... RETURNS!

There's no confusion at the start of this one …

Ƭ̵̬̊ Graffiti Bridge (with Crystal Beth)

August 29th, 2018

1:28:15

The Kid is back... and much, much, worse!

That's right, folks - it's the sequel to Purple Rain! The sequel that nobody asked for. Join us as we …

Ƭ̵̬̊ Under the Cherry Moon (with Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts)

July 27th, 2018

1:36:11

Everyone come behold the Bat Minute parade!

The boys are back and this time they're tackling an investigation Under a Cherry Moon.

Give what you can, …

Ƭ̵̬̊ Purple Rain - Part 2 (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam)

June 22nd, 2018

1:19:33

PART 2 of 2

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to finish off the greatest story ever told. The Kid is back to turn things around, wow the …

Ƭ̵̬̊ Purple Rain - Part 1 (with Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam)

June 15th, 2018

58:29

PART 1 of 2

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to go crazy. One could even say "nuts". We are here to Take U Beautiful Ones on a purple ride …

Batman Ninja - ニンジャバットマン (with Stephanie Palacino)

May 12th, 2018

1:29:42

The Bat boys are back in action! Only this time they've been transported back to feudal Japan! Thankfully, Special Guest Investigator, film maker and …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 121: Enter the Void

April 9th, 2018

41:05

"This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end"

Back for one last time this season, Jon and Niall take a look at the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 120: Scandalous Discussions (with Darren Husted)

April 6th, 2018

1:05:09

As the list of names inches closer to a conclusion, we are played out by the smoooooth stylings of everybody's favourite sexy beast... no, not our Jon, but PRINCE, ladies, gentlemen and everybody else.

Along the way you …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 119: Seance For A Potentially Dead Hairdresser (with Jessi Milestone)

April 4th, 2018

50:05

The credits roll on and take us gasping and wheezing towards the finish line. Will our team make it or collapse at the last second? Hopefully they'll …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 118: Batman Triumphant (with Chrysanthe Tan)

April 2nd, 2018

1:03:15

The action is over, folks, but certainly not the scintillating Bat chat! We get one final shot of our victorious hero, the man of the hour himself …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 117: I Am Vicki's Complete Lack of Surprise (with Brad Mendenhall and Eric Deutsch)

March 30th, 2018

53:06

Does Vicki look up at the Bat signal thinking of her lovely future with Bruce, or does she glance upon it and realise that their courtship is already doomed?

No matter - Alfred has brought the drinks, bay-bay! Mr Wayne …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 116: Signal O' The Times (with Ralph Attanasia)

March 28th, 2018

54:42

Public safety used to be a laughing matter, it seems... but no longer! Thank god! Or the Borg, at least.

Vicki blows off Allie with a "see ya, sport" as Lando reveals a letter and rather special gift from the Bat …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 115: Hit the Road, Jack (with Suzen Tekla Kruglnska)

March 26th, 2018

53:15

A near-death experience is followed by a sweet bit of romantic hugging and deep stares. Aww.

Things quickly change as we see it... the body of the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 114: Clown Goes Down (with Pete Mummert)

March 23rd, 2018

53:22

Gargoyles? No! THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU! Or not, I dunno.

Joker clings to dear life as he dangles dangerously in the air, holding on to the ladder! …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 113: Jack's Retirement Party (with Travis Bow)

March 21st, 2018

56:15

Tonight, a clown may die in Gotham.

High above the city, the one-time Jack Napier is dancing like a maniac! BUT CHECK OUT THOSE BUNS!

His suit …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 112: Making a Spectacle(s) (with Mitch and Dando)

March 19th, 2018

47:55

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? This movie shows us that Batman is just the type of guy to go against the grain on that one!

As Joker …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 111: Return of the Mecha-Joker (with Omar Najam)

March 16th, 2018

45:03

BAT MINUTE '89 - THE SHOW THAT YOU MADE, DEAR LISTENERS!

A comedy 'dong' is the funniest thing going as Batman's attempt at a 'cool' line falls …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 110: Start Wearing Purple (with Omar Najam)

March 14th, 2018

44:49

It's the beauty of the Joker up against the beastly Vicki Vale - at least, in Jack's mind! There's also the possibility of a Blood Eagle on offer - …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 109: For Goon The Bell Tolls (with Omar Najam)

March 12th, 2018

44:15

D-VON! GET THE TABLES! Or the wooden staircase, at least - Batman is about to take a tumble!

Bats takes a vicious knee and BAH GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

Amidst the carnage, Joker continues his devilish dance...

Joining …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 108: False Flag (with Molly Bailen)

March 9th, 2018

50:32

BANG BANG! HAVE A NICE DAY!

Joker clasps Vicki tight and waltzes through the beautiful brutality of Bat vs bodyguard. Quickly, the clown comes to the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 107: Let BATtle Commence (with Molly Bailen)

March 7th, 2018

37:57

There's a Bat in the belfry but Joker is more concerned with having a wee dance - his goons will take care of the rest! IN FLIPPING FASHION!

As our hero takes care of business, a new challenger appears... and falls for …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 106: Gotham's Finest at Work (with Molly Bailen)

March 5th, 2018

37:50

Hell's bells! This thing is trying to send Bats and the cops straight down below! Can Gordon shift it solo? Not a damn chance! His new plan? Just …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 105: Acid Reflux (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

March 2nd, 2018

45:08

Gordon finally leaps into action! Will he become the character we have since come to know and love? I wouldn't bet on it!

Joker spews his venom again …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 104: You Ever See A Guy Say Goodbye to a Shoe? (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

February 28th, 2018

39:35

Joker... walks.

Vicki... walks.

Batman... walks.

It's all action, all the time, folks!

Throw in some foot fetishism, a discussion of average police …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 103: The Batminator (with Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe)

February 26th, 2018

37:33

From the wreckage he climbs - battered, beaten... but not defeated. The Bat is back and he's gunning for Jack!

The Joker enacts his bold and daring …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 102: Cathedral Upheaval (with Adam The Creator, Darth Laric and Jake Clark)

February 23rd, 2018

49:30

Batman is dead. For real this time... right? The Batwing lies in ruins, much like our hero's DAMN BONES. Joker had one shot and made it count - now he needs some of mom's spaghetti.

The deed done, the clown prince takes …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 101: Holy Bat Blasting Barrel! (with Adam The Creator and Darth Laric)

February 21st, 2018

39:52

Batman is switching to... targeting... computer.

Joker's goons feel the full force of Bat might, Bat Minute Mites, as they get blown to the moon and …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 100: A Signal of Things to Come (with Adam The Creator and Darth Laric)

February 19th, 2018

42:13

As the big 1-0-0 lands it's sadly not party time in Gotham as Bob... our beautiful, wonderful, masterful Bob, is no more.

There's panic in the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 99: The Death of a Titan (with Dave Pallas)

February 16th, 2018

58:06

Batman is a thief! HE'S STEALING JOKER'S BALLOONS! Somebody stop this jackanapes!

Sadly, things take a turn for the EVEN WORSE and we bid farewell to a good, dear, friend. Rest in peace, sweet child. This is officially …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 98: Knox, Knox, Knoxing on Heaven's Door (with Zoë Tomalin)

February 14th, 2018

48:44

Falling! Tumbling! A smashing time is had by this goon, at least.

The Action News Truck bites the big one! NO! OUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER!

Knox goes for one hell of a ride, complete with a feathery end. Has Knox bitten the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 97: You Can't Breathe Money (with Zoë Tomalin)

February 12th, 2018

41:22

Smylex spews into the city streets and pandemonium ensues! It might not be the most effective locale for his mission, but this Joker sure is giving it his all!

Knox leaps into action with a bit of wood! He's finally …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 96: Homicidal Homily (with Phoebe Bottoms)

February 9th, 2018

50:11

Winged battle flies through the night and finds Bat Minute ready!

Also ready for action are the Christ-like clown Joker and bemasked Bob!

POISON GAS FILLS THE STREETS! GOTHAM IS DOOMED!

Here to help save the day once …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 95: Sweets on the Street (with Phoebe Bottoms)

February 7th, 2018

45:06

And now, folks, it's time for "Who Do You Trust?"!

Gotham's greed is on full display and Knox is just SICKENED! UTTERLY SICKENED!

While the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 94: Bottoms' Up! (with Phoebe Bottoms)

February 5th, 2018

39:02

"Another world awaits us
Another power to see
Close, don't worry about nobody else
From now on you'll be here with me"

- Prince Rogers Nelson

Minute …

BONUS: Die Hard Minute - Minute 83 Outtake (with Dael Kingsmill)

February 2nd, 2018

5:24

You call this an outtake?

Yes. That's precisely what it is.

Jon and Niall were recently, yet again, guest hosts over at the excellent Die Hard Minute podcast! For five days in this second stint (beginning 22/01/18) they …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 93: Bicentennial, Man (with Kiri Callaghan)

February 2nd, 2018

52:53

"Trust, who do ya?
Trust, what makes you a real lover?
Trust, I put this question to ya
Cause I want you to be with me"

While spending time at a …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 92: Bataclysm (with Kiri Callaghan)

January 31st, 2018

42:53

An explosive start to the minute gives us a lot of bang for our buck! Batman blasts his way through Axis but looks calm and collected while doing it. …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 91: Bat vs Bard (with Kiri Callaghan)

January 29th, 2018

40:51

It's business time as Batman gets ready to put boots to butts. Rubber shall be donned, belts will be clipped and crotches are shot. By a camera, I …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 90: Turtleneck Trouble (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes‬)

January 26th, 2018

47:40

Why won't Bruce let Vicki in? WHY?!?!? WE WANT TO KNOW, DAMN IT!

Oh. Turns out he did.

The plan from here? They're going to TRY to love each other. Coming from Bats, that's a huge step in the right direction. At least …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 89: New Kid on the Blick (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes‬)

January 24th, 2018

47:57

A grisly grin looms over young Master Wayne as his parents lie dead. Who is this criminal? The name is revealed... IT'S JACK, BAY-BAY!

As Bruce snaps out of his flashback trance, Alfred walks in to break up this pity …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 88: Pearls Before Crime (with Mark Ybarra & Nathan Parnes‬)

January 22nd, 2018

38:20

Is it future, or is it past?

It's past. As the Wayne family leave their evening's entertainment behind them, they are stalked by a suspicious, shadowy... someone.

Things take a turn for the worse and in a flurry of …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 87: Newsies 3 - Tokyo Drift (with Brady Crane)

January 19th, 2018

41:21

"Bat Minute '89 - the musical sensation!"

Bruce's musings take us back to a time long ago - before the madness, before the Bat. This Frenzy is plaguing his mind.

Joining the cast for one last number is Brady Crane of 

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 86: Poisonous Promises (with Brady Crane)

January 17th, 2018

39:47

"Bat Minute '89 - whaddyawant?"

$20 MILLION! IN CASH! FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY! This Joker sure ain't joking around.

Not content to hand out a fortune, …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 85: Jack's Hackin' (with Brady Crane)

January 15th, 2018

38:04

Bat Minute, here.

The Borg transmit their demands to the Federation...

Wait, no, Mayor Borg is postponing the gala. ALAS! WHAT ABOUT THE HOT DOGS?!?

Interrupting this sombre moment is... you guessed it, it's that JOKER! …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 84: Rise of the Information King (with Alex Robinson)

January 12th, 2018

52:44

Bruce has pinpointed where it's all emanating from: good ol' Axis Chemicals! His mandate demands he take action.

Utilising his connections, or …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 83: Newsies 2 - Electric Boogaloo (with Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts)

January 10th, 2018

32:25

Knox is now in the know as Vicki has explained the works. His conclusion? Wayne is screwed up!

Perusing a paper reveals the main reason why: there's been a death in the family.

Back to further the investigation is Joel …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 82: Spring Hand Jack (with Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts)

January 8th, 2018

45:51

Please don't send Vicki a porcelain hand!

Joker's smile is simply skin-deep. At heart, he's full of woe! Not too full of woe to pass up the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 81: Ready Some Cloven Dancing Shoes (with George Hendricks)

January 5th, 2018

53:13

Hello, friends.

Bat Minute is back to rub that rhubarb!

As Bruce finishes his tale, things REALLY get nuts! He's ready to poker The Joker! This isn't even his final form, either!

Will our hero and Joker finally settle …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 80: Hangin' in the Henhouse (with George Hendricks)

January 3rd, 2018

38:30

Hello, friends.

THERE IS A BEAK IN JOKER'S HEART! How the hell did we get here?

As it is extracted, Master Wayne does a poor job of hiding who he is. Batman, n’est-ce pas?

Bruce does manage to regale us with a …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 79: Omelette You Finish (with George Hendricks)

January 1st, 2018

45:59

Hello, friends.

Today, Joker advances on Vic... in more ways than one!

He also shows the consequences of no longer being useful to him - Alicia has …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 78: Dweller on the Threshold (with Stephanie Palacino)

December 29th, 2017

41:01

Bruce describes the normal day-to-day of a normal person. Riveting stuff. Still, he's finally going to tell her! It's here! It's happening!

IN BURSTS JOKER AND THE GANG! NOOOO! Boombox included.

What will Bruce do? He …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 77: When Shoves Cry (with Stephanie Palacino)

December 27th, 2017

33:54

Bruce gets physical! But not in the 'cool' way! He even tells Vicki to keep it shut her trap!

His excuse? He's finally going to tell her about his …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 76: Tea Talk Take Two (with Stephanie Palacino)

December 25th, 2017

36:45

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!

As Master Wayne sips his tea (Assam?) a plan forms: he WILL go to see Vicki in her hideous apartment and he WILL win her back... kind of.

Vicki's response is a much deserved rant at Bruce - …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 75: A TV is Slain and a Pain is Named (with Phil Dragash)

December 22nd, 2017

51:11

The news is out - the combinations revealed! Will we finally see the back of this squalor?

#Boker watch on and ol' Napes names his pain with flair …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 74: Captain Chloroform (with Phil Dragash)

December 20th, 2017

42:16

A swirl, a flurry, a fade to black... and all of a sudden, Vicki opens her eyes in her absolutely hideous bedroom. Captain Chloroform has struck! And …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 73: The Battler (with Phil Dragash)

December 18th, 2017

43:22

Batman ain't feeling like a Turnblad as his research shows that Hairspray alone isn't the key - instead it's a deadly combination we should be …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 72: A Quick Cave Constitutional (with Audra Wolfmann)

December 15th, 2017

35:23

Exiting the Batmobile may not be smooth but it can't stop us from gagging on Vicki's eleganza.

BATS! BATS EVERYWHERE! In cages, out of cages, even some with deep inner rages.

Despite the winged distractions, our hero …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 71: Bat Splat (with Audra Wolfmann)

December 13th, 2017

35:11

The Batmobile hurtles onward towards a cavernous destination - but it's heading straight for solid rock! BATMAN IS GOING TO DIE!

Along the way Vicki …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 70: Autumnal Automobiling (with Audra Wolfmann)

December 11th, 2017

35:28

Batman's Uber has arrived but he's too busy arguing with Vicki about her weight! You don't question a woman on this issue, man. Not cool.

Putting …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 69: 69, Dudes! (with Gary Roby)

December 8th, 2017

41:57

Criminals are put in the trash, where they belong! Batman has no time for garbage!

However, a new challenger approaches - with a heavy helping of flair! Will this sharp customer spell the end for our hero?

Defending …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 68: Possum Flavoured Bat (with Gary Roby)

December 6th, 2017

36:17

Up, up and away! Our heroes take to their air... but in less than graceful fashion.

Upon ensuring Vicki's safety, Bats heads back into the fray to …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 67: Grappling Hook! (with Gary Roby)

December 4th, 2017

33:24

Vicki's shoes bite the dust as she and the Bat pound the pavement in their bid for freedom - Joker's goons are still in hot pursuit!

The Batmobile turns into a Tim Burton fever dream and transforms into an impenetrable, …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 66: Execute Minute 66 (with Neil Brown)

December 1st, 2017

50:58

Bats and Vicki have a need for speed as the Batmobile tears through the streets of Gotham in a desperate bid for escape. Even Batman's huge ears …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 65: Flesh-Joker vs Mecha-Joker (with Neil Brown)

November 29th, 2017

43:30

MELTING! MELTING! JOKER IS MELTING! Or is there more to this than meets the eye? BOO!

The big Bat arrives in the nick of time and he's packing some …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 64: Acidic Alterations (with Neil Brown)

November 27th, 2017

47:03

Joker's viciousness revealed to Vale! His acerbic tongue is matched only by the damage done to Alicia... and perhaps now Vicki too! The mask is off and the cards are on the table.

Picasso? Not quite... but getting there.

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 63: Petrified Paramour (with Claire York)

November 24th, 2017

39:51

Art and death collide in a beautiful symbiosis... at least in Joker's mind! Art is homicide and homicide is art.

Alicia emerges once more! But …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 62: The String of Fire (with Claire York)

November 22nd, 2017

41:14

Joker delivers the ultimate in backhanded compliments in his bizarre attempt to woo Vicki to his cause (and his bed!). Will his romantic boombox …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 61: Cut a Rug, Not The Painting (with Leigh Lahav)

November 20th, 2017

53:32

A red right hand! A red left! ALL MANNER OF COLOURS, EVERYWHERE!

Joker and his goons are doing a number on old-fashioned art and transforming it into …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 60: Partyman Pandemonium (with Heidi Bennett)

November 17th, 2017

51:20

The people are dead. Or unconscious... I dunno, we're not too sure. Whatever.

More importantly, THE PARTYMAN IS IN THE HOUSE, PEOPLE! He's here to help us broaden our minds and, oh boy, are we in for a shock today! This …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 59: Villainous Vapours (with Heidi Bennett)

November 15th, 2017

37:47

Vicki waiting... waiting... waiting. She did that 'do for nothing!

A mysterious delivery is brought to her, however, to add a little colour to her …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 58: Masked Moll (with Heidi Bennett)

November 13th, 2017

40:16

Bat Minute is in the house and Daddy’s going to make some art, darling!

A porcelain mask masks Joker's first steps into his new world of art. Will his trip to the Flugelheim provide the inspiration he's seeking for …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 57: Dent's Dueling Decor (with Scott Carelli)

November 10th, 2017

51:39

The Borg suggest(s) holding people at gunpoint while Dent talks with his mouth full.

Meanwhile, Alfred is revealed as a snooper himself! He's going …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 56: Action News Acne Antics (with Scott Carelli)

November 8th, 2017

44:22

Bruce the snoop is going through Napier's files. He's putting this all together... finally.

We learn of prior Jack's affinity for chemicals, though perhaps not in the way you'd imagine.

Filthy, disgusting, news readers …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 55: Audacious Advertising (with Scott Carelli)

November 6th, 2017

50:48

LOVE THAT BAT MINUTE '89!

The boys are back for more sleuthing as Joker hijacks the news studio's transmissions! Want to look exactly like the former Mr Napier in every single way? Well, boy, does he have the product …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 54: Corpsing on Air (with Crystal Beth)

November 3rd, 2017

42:04

Beauty has died. The killer? Allergies. ALLERGIES?!? You're kidding me! You gotta be Joke(r)ing!

Thankfully for the mayor, the city's birthday …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 53: Frightful Freighting (with Crystal Beth)

November 1st, 2017

32:23

Joking Jack seems to have made a killing - he's shipped a million of these products! There's something other than sales on his mind, however...

Meanwhile, Becky Narita makes her presence known, dropping hot knowledge on …

BONUS: Die Hard Minute - Minute 22 Outtake (with Rikky Wiley)

October 30th, 2017

3:49

Jon and Niall are currently guest hosts over at the wonderful Die Hard Minute podcast! For five days this week (beginning 30/10/17) they will be …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 52: Scissor Me Timbers (with Crystal Beth)

October 30th, 2017

40:14

Joker is feeling crafty and doing a little scrapbooking. He can't be all evil, all the time!

After losing his mojo upon seeing a picture of Knox, he is suddenly back in the game when rather taken by the stunning Vicki! …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 51: Phones, Photos and Phatal Pharmaceuticals

October 27th, 2017

35:34

WHAT IS UP WITH THE ALLEY AT PEARL AND PHILLIPS STREETS?!?

Well, first of all it doesn't remotely look like an alley, so write that down.

The real questions are: just what is Bruce up to? And how DDID Joker bring people …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 50: Back to Formula

October 25th, 2017

26:16

It's the OG Recipe as Jon and Niall bring it to thee - sans guest! Just the dynamic duo themselves for a well earned break.

There's no break in the …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 49: Talkin' Enemies and Enemas (with Bec Hill)

October 23rd, 2017

1:00:44

DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!

As cops clean up the crime, the mayor can only worry about the festival - and his hot dogs. He goes full 'Jaws' on Gotham!

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 48: The Silence of the Mimes (with Sean German)

October 20th, 2017

42:24

Our mystery man is revealed and he's armed with... a feather?

It appears that Grissom DID sign his businesses away to these guys - but with his dead hands, covered in his own blood. IT WAS A HIT! A CON!

Meanwhile, many …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 47: Time Square Mime... Mime Square (with Sean German)

October 18th, 2017

40:52

Vicki has clearly missed a scoop - what is going on at city hall?!?

A wild mime appears. Then another. THEN ANOTHER. MIMES EVERYWHERE!

The only thing creepier? The clothes on this damn kid in the crowd!

While all of …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 46: Alpha Davids (with Sean German)

October 16th, 2017

37:52

A new week of Bat Minute '89 brings new questions:

  • Is this location supposed to be an alleyway?!?
  • Why does Vicki think it's perfectly okay to ruin …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 45: Things Get Steamy (with Bryarly Bishop)

October 13th, 2017

59:38

STEAM, STEAM, STEAM! It's everywhere!  All over the city! INESCAPABLE!

Meanwhile, Vicki goes full crazy and is in hot pursuit of her man. She could …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 44: Filing Farce (with Ash Lerczak)

October 11th, 2017

46:06

What better way to start your Wednesday than with a smouldering corpse? That's what Joker thinks, at least!

While it steams away, Vicki and Knox do a …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 43: Roasted Dude (with Ash Lerczak)

October 9th, 2017

41:09

Your number one... a-guuuuuyyyys are back for another action packed week of Bat Minute '89!

As Bob heads off on his quest, Joker totally loses the plot and starts talking to the dead. What a kook! The clown's plan? To …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 42: Goons... Hired Goons (with Jack Harvey)

October 6th, 2017

38:57

Antoine gets a little hot under the collar, so Jack sends the rest of the mob away to cool down and rethink their positions.

Lawrence makes a …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 41: Joker's Got Chills, They're Multiplyin' (with Jack Harvey)

October 4th, 2017

38:33

Jack is... back to normal? What could possibly be going on?

He's large and in charge as he takes control of the mob in ELECTRIFYING fashion.

Will …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 40: ​A Bungling Butler and a Laughing Lounge Lizard (with Jack Harvey)

October 2nd, 2017

44:47

You'll never guess what happened to Jack today, listeners! Neither will Alicia.

However, the week begins with trusty old Alfred ushering Bruce's …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 39: The Morning After The Knight Before (with Lauren Ashley Carter)

September 29th, 2017

56:47

"Wait until they get a load of this minute!"

- Joker

Quite right, Jack!

The clown we love to hate has hate on the mind himself! He's had enough of that darn Bat...

Meanwhile, Bruce has had enough of Vicki and is trying …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 38: The Vic and the Pendulum (with Gary Gavigan)

September 27th, 2017

41:17

The Bat Minute crew hop into bed with Bruce, but he's having none of it and takes his slumber in a new direction - that of a bat itself!

Meanwhile, Joker is planning to beautify the city - what a nice guy! Stopping him …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 37: Holy Hat Hoisting Harlequin! (with Lexi Wolfe)

September 25th, 2017

47:10

The week starts with thrills galore as the mystery man advances on Grissom!

The shadowy figure reveals himself... it's Jack alright, but not as we know him. Now he goes by a new moniker...

WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 36: Silhouettes and Sugar Bumps (with Dael Kingsmill)

September 22nd, 2017

42:46

"It's me, sugar bumps!"

Saucy Jack is back, baby! He's on the attack as Grissom retreats and retracts.

Jack has... changed, however. Something is a little different about his appearance - much... paler... than usual. …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 35: Bladder of Steel (with Dael Kingsmill)

September 20th, 2017

40:04

It's Wednesday so it's time for your Bat Minute fix, you junkies!

Vicki is desperately trying to get her Bruce fix, despite being far too drunk. …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 34: Seven Years Bad Luck (with Dael Kingsmill)

September 18th, 2017

39:18

It's the start of a new week so you know what that means... IT'S BAT MINUTE TIME, BABY!

The crew are back for more shenanigans as they metaphorically slice and dice their way through a visit to a shady surgeon. Along …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 33: Butler Banter (with Kit Flemons)

September 15th, 2017

41:43

Alfred's bland food (also known as: English food) galore as we head into the end of yet another week here at the BatMinuteCave.

Touching childhood memories aren't enough to stop the team-up of Jon, Niall and Kit going …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 32: Of Kelex, Polka and Cool As Ice... (with Kit Flemons)

September 13th, 2017

36:13

The further exciting adventures of Jon, Niall and Kit! This mid-week episode features non-stop action, suspense, drama, fun!

  • Bruce and Vicki book it!

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 31: Souper-bowl Monday! (with Kit Flemons)

September 11th, 2017

43:17

Bruce and Vicki have their date night... at Wayne Manor itself!

You want talk about soup? You'd better do because, oh boy, there's soup, soup and MORE damn soup! It genuinely makes for one of our favourite episodes yet!

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 30: Give 'im a Hand

September 8th, 2017

36:40

It's the big 3-0 as Bat Minute '89 heads into the dirty thirties.

Speaking of dirty... a filthy hand claws up from beneath even filthier water! Who …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 29: Between a Bat and a Vat

September 6th, 2017

41:12

Continuing the old-school feel today it's the Bat Boys and ONLY the Bat Boys on this episode. I think I'm going to drop this Bat Boys thing, jeez...

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 28: Red Six is Down!

September 4th, 2017

47:09

The Bat Boys are taking it old school this week as they are working as the original dynamic duo. What excitement is in store?

Jack and the Bat are …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 27: Bat Minute Does Gordon (with Dan Kampling)

September 1st, 2017

41:59

COMEDY BULLETS EVERYWHERE!

SURPRISE BAT FISTS!

PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GUNS, TALKING ABOUT GUNS!

These are just some of the thrilling topics being discussed on this Friday's can't-miss episode of your favourite …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 26: Hang Time (with Dan Kampling)

August 30th, 2017

37:14

A VICIOUS MONSTER DESCENDS FROM THE RAFTERS! It is impervious to bullets! TO PAIN! It grapples its enemies and dangles them precariously over ledges!

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 25: Twirling Towards Freedom! (with Dan Kampling)

August 28th, 2017

30:34

Action galore as the cops and crooks engage in a violent shootout!

Gordon finally looks cool!

Levers will be pulled! Valves will be twirled!

Can Jack …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 24: Axis of Evil (with Gaz Flint)

August 25th, 2017

35:47

As Porkins prepares to penetrate enemy lines, Jack and his goons realise that something is amiss...

IT'S A TRAP!

Have they been ratted out? Set up? Jack knows the score but there's no time for this nonsense as a deadly …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 23: Pause (and Rewind) For Reflection (with Gaz Flint)

August 23rd, 2017

28:05

Camera crazy Bruce has a little spying problem on today's minute! Or should that be cameraS crazy - emphasis on the plural for sure!

As he stalks and …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 22: The Suave Mr. Pennyworth (with Gaz Flint)

August 21st, 2017

34:34

Bruce decides his new flirting tactic should be to belittle Vicki's current job. Nice one, Mr Wayne.

In reality, it's all to cover up his Batlife, of …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 21: The Vale is Lifted (with Rikky Wiley)

August 18th, 2017

38:56

We're creeping through Bruce's halls and admiring his balls as we finish off another exciting week of Bat Minute '89.

Master Wayne reveals himself to Vicki and Knox!

Worst of all? A CHAMPAGNE EMERGENCY!

For the final …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 20: Snooping on a Suit Loot (with Rikky Wiley)

August 16th, 2017

50:58

CRAZY ARMOUR! A STEAMPUNK RATCATCHER! AN INDIANA JONES CROSSOVER!

But the most important thing? Six light switches. Possibly more.

THE THRILLS COME QUICK ON BAT MINUTE '89!

Once again we are joined by none other than …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 19: Gamblin' Gordon (with Rikky Wiley)

August 14th, 2017

38:45

We return to Wayne's makeshift casino as Knox harasses ol' Gamblin' Gordon. He says there is no Bat but Knox is having none of it! He wants those …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 18: Theatricality and Needless Deception

August 11th, 2017

32:41

Knox is out of his depth and failing to blend in. Alfred just wants rid of the guy!

Vicki Vale enters the fray complete with sleeves, sleeves and more sleeves. What a dress!

Bruce has his eye on her for sure as he takes …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 17: Meanwhile, at Stately Wayne Manor...

August 9th, 2017

35:11

That vile snake Grissom is up to no good and getting Eckhardt in on his schemes.

Meanwhile, at Stately Wayne Manor, Bruce is throwing a party to save the festival. Why he doesn't just donate a bucket of cash himself is …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 16: We Are Ready For The Floor

August 7th, 2017

32:22

Saucy Jack seems suspicious of a setup but Grissom says he needs somebody he can trust.

Will his lucky deck deal him a winning hand, or does the house always win?

All this and more on today's Bat Minute '89!

 

The next …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 15: He's a Card, This Guy

August 4th, 2017

35:24

Huge buildings can't cheer up Grissom and his fury at the current crime crackdown.

 

Jack tries to play his cards right but is sent on an important errand.

 

Alicia's shopping habits ruin a perfectly lovely gangster …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 14: Pulchritudinous Photojournalist

August 2nd, 2017

39:09

REVOLUTION!

CORTO MALTESE IN TURMOIL!

The real scoop, however, is Knox and his presumptuous ways with the ladies. Can he woo Vicki Vale? Not on your …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 13: A Lil' Old Fashioned

July 31st, 2017

41:20

Monday starts and there isn't even a single balloon in sight but the perpetual mayor has plans to turn things around. Lando simply swaps his cape for …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 12: Saucy Jack Strikes Back

July 28th, 2017

40:02

Saucy yet psycho, Jack shoves Red Six straight out of his way on his path to the top, but Porkins isn't standing for shenanigans.

Ever faithful Bob …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 11: Jack and Silent Bob

July 26th, 2017

31:24

The Bat's tax history is up for examination as Knox persists in his hunt.

Bob the Goon picks an inopportune moment to wash a car.

CROOKED COPS!

All this and more, only on today's Bat Minute '89!

 

The next episode …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 10: Hootkins and the Blow Hard

July 24th, 2017

30:55

Arcade Eddie is stretchered away as Porkins enters the fray. He tells tales of a giant Bat which nobody is buying... all except for reporter Alexander Knox! Will Knox be the man to get the scoop, or will he be made to …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 9: The Mobster and the Moll

July 21st, 2017

34:39

Jack Napier thinks he's cock of the walk in his fancy suits and with his dame by his side, but will scheming against his boss make him look like a …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 8: Citizen Dent

July 19th, 2017

40:49

Lando Strikes Back! The week continues with a pathetic police chief, a cyBORG mayor and Dent aspiring to take on a nest of vipers. Saucy Jack is …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 7: Say the Liiine...

July 17th, 2017

39:11

Brutal Batman, cheesy catchphrases and Lando Calrissian start us off with another exciting week of the show! Can The Bat overcome the problems of his awkward cowl and defeat the crooks? Will Lando clean up the (cloud) …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 6: Impressive Wingspan

July 14th, 2017

43:53

The week ends with drama, vampirism and a vicious Bat Beatdown! Can these crooks survive the onslaught, or will they face the same fate as Johnny Gobs? Will we even find out within the time span of one minute? The only …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 5: Shadow of the Bat

July 12th, 2017

35:25

CRIME! SHENANIGANS!

Biggs is taken out from behind once more. This time, however, he's been robbed! Will the crooks escape with the loot? One thinks …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 4: Back Alley Shenanigans

July 10th, 2017

28:41

The excitement continues in our second week here at Bat Minute '89 as our intrepid heroes are still trying to obtain a cab but are instead forced to brave the streets of Gotham! Can Biggs Darklighter navigate the city a …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 3: A Homestead Where Goats Are Kept

July 7th, 2017

38:26

The film starts proper now, and so does the podcast (as we have clear visuals to talk about)! In Minute 3 we burst through the final few credits and spill out onto the streets of Gotham. It looks like a nice …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 2: The Prince and the Elfman

July 5th, 2017

35:01

In Minute 2 we're firmly in credits town, so we make the best of it by wandering through the names of the talented folks who are popping up, …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 1: Credit's Crunch

July 3rd, 2017

37:13

And we're off! In our first proper episode we burst out of the Bat Minute cave and rush to analyse Minute 1, which is made up entirely of credits. …

Bat Minute '89 - Minute 0: Bat Minute Begins

June 7th, 2017

21:00

An introductory episode to say hello and get you used to the show.

Bat Minute '89 is an upcoming podcast hosted by Jon Parker and Niall McGowan, analysing and investigating Tim Burton's 'Batman' ONE MINUTE AT A TIME.

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