Barbarian Rhetoric

A few quick-fire questions this week for a change of pace and some fun

Answer the Internet by Barstool Sports

Would you rather wear cargo shorts every day or no socks ever again?

If you were in an open field with an aluminum baseball bat, how many ten-year-olds with bike helmets could you take down before they got you?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

If you could see a sex tape with nay two movie characters, who would it be?

If you could make any two people fight in a no-rules cage match, who would you choose?

Would you rather the world lost all women or all sports?

You go to your girlfriend’s house and meet her father for the first time. He hands you the AUX cord, what song do you play first?

If you could pick any character from TV or movies to be your college roommate, who would it be?

Would you rather give: A) the first 99% B) the last 1% of a blowjob?

Would you rather your girlfriend get a notification every time you watched porn (with a description), or notification of where you are at all times?

Would you rather have to watch either only soft-core porn or only minor league sports for the rest of your life?

How many rats would it take to overwhelm and kill you in a fight?

Which fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?

Would you rather have teeth where your hair is or hair where your teeth are?

Would you rather wake up every morning with the TV channel numbers randomized and no guide, or have your keyboard layout switched every morning?

Would you rather have a good handjob from your grandmother or a bad handjob from your grandmother?

Would you rather be a pig and be able to orgasm for 30 minutes, or be a lion and be able to have sex 60 times a day?

Marry, Fuck, Kill: Italian food, Mexican food, Chinese food

Two buttons, you can only press one: A) instantly get a million dollars or B) have a 50/50 chance you get one hundred million dollars?

Do you think there are more pornstars or murderers in the world?

If you had to get a lip tattoo, what would it say?

If you had to pick one person to be the ambassador for the human race to meet aliens, who would it be? Would you rather be drunk 24/7 or never be drunk again?

What do you think is the oldest someone’s been when they’ve had sex?

If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your life, who would it be?

If you could be the patron saint of something, what would it be?

If you could get access to one person’s phone and look at all their shit, who would it be?

If every time you got a boner the same song would start playing, what song would you want?

Would you fuck a pornstar if afterward, she had to hold a press conference on your performance?

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