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Absolutely No Adventures

11 EpisodesProduced by Destiny HowellWebsite

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills wit… read more

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S1E10 - 1.10 Something New

February 17th, 2021

13:24

In which things come full circle.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

Produced and …

S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero

February 3rd, 2021

11:09

In which letters are read.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

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S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent

January 20th, 2021

11:34

In which Sig is understandably concerned.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript:

S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In

January 6th, 2021

14:55

In which Bea's services are required.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript:

S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem

December 23rd, 2020

12:29
Episode Notes

In which Sig receives some mail.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

Produced and …

S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend

December 9th, 2020

11:50
Episode Notes

In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

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S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days

November 25th, 2020

13:08
Episode Notes

In which Happy has a visitor.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript:

S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible

November 11th, 2020

13:41

In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost

October 28th, 2020

14:40

In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript:

S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

October 14th, 2020

15:00

In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript:

ANA - Teaser Trailer

September 12th, 2020

3:00

In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out …

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