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The Read

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Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City … read more

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Tracks Are Tracks, America!

March 28th, 2024

1:47:10

Bad boys for life in prison...

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Flag On The Play

March 21st, 2024

1:52:39

stompingluhpussyhos....

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Big Bird

March 14th, 2024

1:35:51

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44!

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Devil in the Details

March 7th, 2024

1:46:09

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells!

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Divorce Of Course

February 29th, 2024

1:22:46

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this …

BEYONCÉ?!

February 24th, 2024

2:00:17

Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week...

 

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Farewell

February 22nd, 2024

0:39

An important message from RadioPublic

Cun-t Trees

February 16th, 2024

1:12:51

…and I, oop! 

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11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater

February 8th, 2024

1:43:50

Thank you to all the fans for the love and support

Special thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.

 

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Burned Plastic

February 1st, 2024

1:43:17

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I …

Hi, Hillary!

January 25th, 2024

1:50:05

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including …

Laughing Anyway

January 20th, 2024

1:39:19

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be …

Last First Sunday After Next

January 12th, 2024

1:47:50

Three thousand books down, three thousand to go...

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Celie's Scissors

January 4th, 2024

1:44:22

New year, same n-ggas...

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Best Of 2023

December 28th, 2023

2:14:34

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023

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Holiday Mailbag

December 21st, 2023

1:21:36

Clearing out the mailbox

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Hang Up On Him

December 14th, 2023

1:27:59

 Paying with points...

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Frazzle Dazzle

December 7th, 2023

1:51:16

Wasting time on fingers...

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Baby...Man?

November 30th, 2023

1:45:34

Just hear us out...

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Hoodie Season

November 23rd, 2023

2:30:19

Taking your man's sandwich order...

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Erica Done It Last

November 16th, 2023

1:48:01

Getting fast food with felons...

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Grinding

November 9th, 2023

1:21:22

Who tf cares...

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No Flipping Way

October 26th, 2023

1:55:08

Cussing out step-mamas... 

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I Saw Mommy Wearing JNCO Jeans

October 19th, 2023

1:37:27

Praying for the kids and babies

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Separation Anxiety

October 12th, 2023

1:46:14

Move, move...move right into my life!

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Hellcats GOPs

October 5th, 2023

1:39:35

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this...

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Not In My House

September 28th, 2023

1:33:14

Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr... 

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Marriage Material Girl

September 20th, 2023

2:05:40

Fighting by the local In-N-Out...

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Renaissance Tour Review

September 14th, 2023

1:26:25

Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all.

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Bluffin With My Muffin

August 31st, 2023

1:54:16

Being petty with pastries...

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Weekly Phone Exploration

August 24th, 2023

2:02:36

Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said.

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The Lyin Side

August 16th, 2023

1:50:10

Waiting in line at Home Depot...

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Fresh Off The Boat

August 10th, 2023

2:04:51

Recognizing a holiday

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Ring Cam Catch

August 2nd, 2023

1:51:50

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Life In Plastic

July 27th, 2023

2:05:05

Our shortest episode ever...sike. 

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Flirting With Disaster

July 20th, 2023

1:49:46

Looking for the hoochie daddies...

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Camo Skrrt (On 22s)

July 13th, 2023

2:28:16

Holding on to our Telfeezys...

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Mind Your Own Body

July 6th, 2023

2:27:23

Why is the episode so damn long?

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Thrown Phone

June 29th, 2023

2:11:59

Might be going to hell...

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Fathers & Feelings

June 22nd, 2023

1:40:22

Wishing you the best...

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Progress Reports

June 15th, 2023

1:53:40

Getting a 3 for effort...

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The End Is Boring

June 8th, 2023

1:53:13

What were we talking about?

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A Very Special Episode

May 11th, 2023

1:23:24

***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.***

 

Deep shit and Disney movies…

Hit The Road, Jack

April 13th, 2023

1:56:07

Laughing really hard at the very end...

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Millionaire Match Faker

April 6th, 2023

1:41:34

Moisturizing our toes...

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Toddler Boxing

March 31st, 2023

1:48:18

Counting up our food stamps...

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Secret Life of Pets

March 23rd, 2023

2:06:54

Soaring to new petty heights...

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Dating Apps

March 16th, 2023

1:48:33

Giving Siri the side-eye...

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The Essence of Clarity

March 2nd, 2023

1:38:43

Not being corny on the red carpet...

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10 Year Anniversary Live Show

February 23rd, 2023

2:03:27

The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC

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Only Shirt In The World

February 16th, 2023

1:35:03

Keeping our drinks to ourselves...

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Robbing & Thievery

February 9th, 2023

1:34:47

Not doing it for the Gram...

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The Dates!

February 3rd, 2023

1:26:50

Getting tickets by any means necessary...

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Molly...Urine Danger, Girl

January 26th, 2023

2:00:37

Waiting on these tour dates...

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That's The Way It Ain't

January 12th, 2023

1:54:22

Walking into the werk room...

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Lock Him Up

January 5th, 2023

1:27:55

Telling lies on Tik Tok

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Best Of 2022 Part Two

December 30th, 2022

1:29:01

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022

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Best Of 2022

December 23rd, 2022

2:23:31

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022

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42 Reasons Why TF Not

December 15th, 2022

1:38:12

Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac...

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YT Assistance

December 8th, 2022

1:13:25

Fine with no makeup on...

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Mailbag Lady

December 7th, 2022

1:53:57

Buying some flowers...

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Keeping The 90s Relevant

November 17th, 2022

1:32:13

Acting our damn age...

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House of the Draggin

November 3rd, 2022

1:57:27

No hating on friends...

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When Anxiety Attacks

October 27th, 2022

1:59:17

Needing a Snickers or something...

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With The Stars

October 22nd, 2022

1:31:46

Donating sperm to the family...

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Snap, Karen, Pop

October 14th, 2022

1:58:20

Humans are very annoying. Do not recommend.

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Shrimp Taco Love

October 6th, 2022

1:55:43

When Sunday Funday goes wrong...

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Wig Snatchery

September 29th, 2022

1:42:16

Getting canceled by MLK...

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Kanan's Rising

September 22nd, 2022

1:34:57

Planning revenge on in-laws...

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The NeverEnding Episode

September 15th, 2022

2:38:48

It's Crissle's birthday! hiccup

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Can We Talk?

September 9th, 2022

1:53:59

DHD, royal flops, and $150 Shein hoodies

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The Art of War

September 1st, 2022

1:43:15

I busted the windows out your car. My bad...

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R&B: Criminal Intent

August 25th, 2022

2:14:40

Father Abraham vs Nick Cannon...

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Renaissance in Review

August 18th, 2022

2:12:31

Bith please, motherfukas ain't stopping me!

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Who's On First?

June 3rd, 2022

1:58:10

Watching elders argue on apps...

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The Curse Of Kevin

May 26th, 2022

1:45:58

Divorce might be rated a 10...

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Acrylic Kulture

May 19th, 2022

1:33:07

It's a long story

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Moesha's Family Tree

May 12th, 2022

1:24:30

Rap nggas are fuking stupid.

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Tackle Me Chappellmo

May 5th, 2022

1:38:13

Headed to a Sbarro's bathroom near you...

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Antebellum A55 / Django Rechained

April 28th, 2022

1:33:02

Great selfies, beautiful selfies...

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BBQ & Tie-Dye

April 14th, 2022

1:38:48

Calling our exes for refunds...

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Chicken! Don't Getcho Chicken Here!

April 7th, 2022

2:00:55

Comedians still having a wild time...

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Will & Testaments

March 31st, 2022

3:07:53

Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla...

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Don't Like The Look Of It

March 24th, 2022

1:51:39

Reviewing fish sandwich rap songs...

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Think About It

March 19th, 2022

2:02:07

Kissing cheeks for birthdays...

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Free Brittney

March 10th, 2022

1:42:41

White men can't jump...but they can try again.

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No Sh*t

March 3rd, 2022

1:59:43

Madea, sashay away...

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Sugar Daddy Lessons

February 24th, 2022

1:53:56

God save these queens....

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All Inclusive Distort

February 17th, 2022

2:15:18

Saying yes to therapy and no to fuk nggas...

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Gay Secrets of ATL

February 10th, 2022

2:06:40

Y’all really be living in your own reality shows…

Polly Wanna Smack Her

February 1st, 2022

2:05:26

Trying on Netflix lacefronts...

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Hawaii Hell No

January 25th, 2022

1:59:19

Watching the straights get up in drag...

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Hot Sauce In My Vaj

January 19th, 2022

1:33:00

Making a scene at family events...

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Bring Back My Mac

January 11th, 2022

2:18:37

New year, same queers...

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Best Of 2021

January 4th, 2022

2:47:52

Best Of 2021 by Loud Speakers Network

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Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo

December 22nd, 2021

2:33:35

We can't help you, Summer...

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Candle Crazies

December 15th, 2021

1:39:12

Just being "thoughtful"...

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TItty Theft

December 9th, 2021

1:43:09

Tristan still tristaning...

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Assorted Foolishness

December 1st, 2021

2:12:23

"What's in that cup?" - Crissle, a snitch.

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The Friendly Ghost

November 23rd, 2021

1:33:43

Breaking up with your bestie...

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Toys R Sus

November 16th, 2021

1:59:12

At this point, does he even deserve the puss?

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White Men Can't Pay

November 9th, 2021

2:11:00

Whenever you're ready, Lord...

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The Nut Job

November 3rd, 2021

1:45:49

Getting ours or getting out...

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Bad Wigs For Life

October 12th, 2021

2:17:10

Bad Wigs For Life

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Mind Your Own Marriage

October 5th, 2021

2:07:07

An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy...

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Blowin Smoke

September 28th, 2021

2:06:41

Give me hookah or give me death

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We'd Rather Not

September 21st, 2021

2:10:31

Y'all getting tattooed beards?

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Going Nuts(ack)

September 15th, 2021

2:01:13

F*cking your dad, respectfully...

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Uncrustable...

September 7th, 2021

1:58:25

Tossing your trade in the shower...

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Your Dishonor

August 31st, 2021

2:02:34

We're fixing to sang...

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The Crate Depression

August 24th, 2021

1:57:29

Sex, Lies and Video Crates..

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The Read Antoinette

August 18th, 2021

2:06:41

Crissle is leader of The Elite Four.

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Hog Wash

August 11th, 2021

2:02:19

Searching through the haze of our twenties…

Queen Radio Reunion

August 3rd, 2021

2:23:49

Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel...

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Intergalactic Commerce

July 27th, 2021

2:12:35

Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them.

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Sub Zero

July 20th, 2021

1:58:06

Megyn Kelly is an orc...

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W.H.Y.

July 13th, 2021

1:39:23

Twerking for the cause...

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Not A Young, Not Yet An Old

July 7th, 2021

1:57:18

Being aunties...

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Define Group

June 29th, 2021

2:01:15

Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies...

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Crack Love The Kids

June 23rd, 2021

2:03:11

Sipping on appropriation rum...

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Mabel's Muumuu

June 15th, 2021

2:05:42

How to forgive a Basquiat skirt...

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Uziverse Future

June 8th, 2021

1:42:58

Forcibly accepting our ugly...

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Honey, I Shrunk The Kid

June 1st, 2021

1:45:52

F*ck these neighbors...

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703LW Kane

May 25th, 2021

2:00:09

Scammers, spells and supergroups...

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Forever Ever?

May 18th, 2021

1:46:05

Not as happy as Porsha, but trying...

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Too Old For This

May 11th, 2021

2:01:23

Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party?

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Y'all Validate?

May 4th, 2021

2:25:57

Not checking our DMs...

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Penny Dreadful...

April 27th, 2021

1:47:21

Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz...

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Coughing Loud

April 20th, 2021

2:05:16

Coughing Loud

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Elevator Buttons

April 13th, 2021

1:26:28

Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network

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I'm With Her

April 6th, 2021

1:51:30

The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time....

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Zuckaburger Strikes Again

March 30th, 2021

1:48:09

On a slow fall down a pole...

Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Mag

Saweet Dreams

March 23rd, 2021

2:04:15

Take care, bitch..

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Sharon is Karen

March 16th, 2021

1:53:41

Plot twist ahead...

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Precious: Days of Chicken Past

March 9th, 2021

2:10:37

Squirrel, please...

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Why?

February 23rd, 2021

2:20:00

Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish...

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We Shall See

February 16th, 2021

1:57:46

Picking up rose petals...

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Stuck On You

February 9th, 2021

2:01:51

We are NOT the Crystal Gems...

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This Is My Park

February 2nd, 2021

1:39:01

Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs...

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Bonehead

January 28th, 2021

1:38:06

Sending nudes to your husband...

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Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)

January 19th, 2021

2:24:29

Houston, we have a problem...

The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-World-Changed-Understand/dp/1733387412

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White Out

January 12th, 2021

2:04:30

I got maced!

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You're Not My Fave

January 5th, 2021

1:25:21

Will this year be a savior or a sequel?

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Best Of 2020

December 29th, 2020

1:55:44

Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network

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Holiday Mail

December 22nd, 2020

2:23:17

Good tidings to you and all of your niggas...

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Snoop There It Ain't

December 15th, 2020

1:45:20

The one about Republican candles...

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F Your Purse

December 8th, 2020

2:18:39

Musk strikes again...

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Madea's Family Brunch

December 1st, 2020

1:58:39

The Grammys got jumped...

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The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

November 24th, 2020

1:54:50

That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie!

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RNC Musk

November 17th, 2020

1:35:32

Dragging you by your leggings...

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America: To Be Continued

November 10th, 2020

2:12:55

Only buying healthy food with our EBT...

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The End Begins

November 3rd, 2020

1:39:56

Go vote...and pray.

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The Irkin' Birkin

October 27th, 2020

1:37:09

Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended...

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Going Down

October 21st, 2020

2:01:32

Going up on a Wednesday...

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Unhinged

October 13th, 2020

1:34:35

Scammers, strippers, and submission...

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You're Muted

October 6th, 2020

1:47:57

IDGAF what y'all sayin!

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Taxation Vexation

September 29th, 2020

1:44:04

Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons....

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Single Ass P**sy

September 22nd, 2020

1:44:35

Where's the alleged beef?

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Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget

September 15th, 2020

1:42:17

Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy.

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Sunny Deception

September 8th, 2020

2:17:30

Ranting about who the fuck knows...

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More Fire Pon Di Rain

September 1st, 2020

1:51:58

Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele...

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The Bayang Is Mine

August 25th, 2020

1:49:19

Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here...

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Slashing Tires

August 18th, 2020

1:48:51

MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!!

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Puss Moisture

August 11th, 2020

1:28:04

It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me.

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Find Our Way Back

August 4th, 2020

1:48:32

Not the bayang...is king.

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Filet Melon

July 14th, 2020

2:00:50

Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas...

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A Low Down Dirty Shade

July 7th, 2020

1:46:00

Loving your little dick, friend...

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How To Get Away With Trapping

June 30th, 2020

1:53:36

Justice for Breonna Taylor though...

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A Barb By Any Other Name

June 23rd, 2020

1:54:30

Assssk Rickey Smiley....

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Four Day Funk

June 16th, 2020

2:02:06

There is hope in soap...

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Wingardium LeviNOsa

June 9th, 2020

2:03:25

When all else fails, shut the fuck up...

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Everything Must Go

June 2nd, 2020

2:22:11

Reading the room...

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You've Got Kale

May 26th, 2020

1:46:30

Glamor and shade...

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Tag My Name

May 19th, 2020

1:39:56

If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you...

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Chicken Nachos

May 12th, 2020

1:38:59

Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about...

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Bag Talk

May 5th, 2020

2:00:10

Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point?

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Bottomless Bleach

April 28th, 2020

1:33:44

Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation...

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L-O-G Me Out

April 21st, 2020

1:46:37

Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie!

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Quarantine Mail

April 14th, 2020

1:55:26

Where are your damn panties?

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Twelve Years a Karen

April 7th, 2020

1:37:51

Get this bunny off my lawn...

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Never Liked You

March 31st, 2020

1:53:15

Bitch better have my bells...

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We Can Read From Home

March 24th, 2020

1:43:14

or whatever Normani said...

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Running From Rona

March 17th, 2020

1:37:12

HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!

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Knicker Please

March 10th, 2020

1:13:47

Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru...

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Check Baybeh

March 3rd, 2020

1:47:45

Take me to Mardi Gras...

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Just Leave

February 25th, 2020

1:49:27

How 'bout you GTFO...

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7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo

February 18th, 2020

1:48:51

7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network

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Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery)

February 11th, 2020

2:33:33

Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day.

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Doctor WHO?!

February 4th, 2020

1:45:42

In a 90s kinda world...

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My Cousin YBN Vinny

January 28th, 2020

2:02:46

Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry...

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Dave's A Buster

January 21st, 2020

1:52:32

Court chases and car chases...

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Readers Room

January 14th, 2020

1:35:28

Give yourself a break...

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New Year, New Read

January 7th, 2020

1:44:26

Baby and Bugattis...

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Best OF 2019

December 31st, 2019

1:12:38

Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network

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Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan)

December 24th, 2019

1:28:25

Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy.

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With A Stab of Ranch

December 17th, 2019

1:58:54

Leave him, sis...

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Nice Niggas For What?

December 10th, 2019

2:14:19

Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams...

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We Don't Do Chores

December 3rd, 2019

2:17:47

Waiting on Kaavia to give us word.

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The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas

November 29th, 2019

37:52

Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout.

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Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)

November 19th, 2019

2:31:21

Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim.

Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50

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Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great

November 12th, 2019

2:00:44

Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot

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Rim Shot

November 5th, 2019

1:36:10

try it out, sis...

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Bowl Baths

October 29th, 2019

2:04:27

Nick Cannon made what?

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Press+

October 22nd, 2019

1:31:37

Signing to Scootie Bike Records

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The Basement

October 8th, 2019

1:43:09

Not my Jesus...

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Clit Boil

October 1st, 2019

2:29:10

Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out...

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Sashay Ofay

September 24th, 2019

1:49:28

Florida is still wet trash

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Blurred Hairlines

September 19th, 2019

1:52:58

Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman...

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Forever Sleeveless

September 5th, 2019

2:24:47

Perusing your man's hard drive...

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Baby on Baby

August 29th, 2019

1:50:19

Y'all and these letters...

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Light The Blunt

August 8th, 2019

2:07:42

Smoking on the balcony...
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Turn The Whiskers Around

August 2nd, 2019

2:03:01

GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!

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Murphy's Law

July 25th, 2019

2:16:14

Not the banana pudding!

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So So Tone Def

July 18th, 2019

1:57:22

Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan

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Gifted

July 11th, 2019

1:57:12

Hating your kids...

*** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 ***

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Ariel's Dreads

July 4th, 2019

2:00:41

Fuck boy standards...

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Perdue What It Do

June 27th, 2019

1:53:50

YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH!

Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14

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Tweet Juice

June 20th, 2019

2:03:05

There's no trolling OJ over here...

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We The Second Best

June 13th, 2019

1:52:59

Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé...

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Grindr Findr

June 6th, 2019

1:45:56

Unlock your pics...

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The Long Road

May 30th, 2019

1:36:44

Don't call me daddy!

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Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale & Khadeen)

May 23rd, 2019

3:19:57

The Ellises are back to fix our lives

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Leg Soap

May 16th, 2019

1:49:46

Keeping our inner thighs clean

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Camp Nahdontwanna

May 9th, 2019

2:17:14

Filtering Ayesha Curry's DMs...

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Endgame of Reads

May 2nd, 2019

2:38:04

Spoilers everywhere

(Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30)

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Puppies & Picnics

April 25th, 2019

2:30:48

Puppies & Picnics

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Homecoming Thrones

April 18th, 2019

2:04:54

Lots of reviews. Lots and lots.

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Horses In The Black

April 11th, 2019

2:07:11

Yee-muhfuckin-haw!

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Ghost Face Kisser

April 4th, 2019

1:52:03

How the fuck dare you?

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Moaning & Mucinex

March 28th, 2019

2:06:29

Us spoilers and occasional sniffling...
"Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10"

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Clutched Pearls

March 21st, 2019

1:57:24

These letters...

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Baby Fatback

March 14th, 2019

2:20:45

Poor Uncle Jesse...

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Trapped In The Clap

March 7th, 2019

2:24:46

Celebrating King Gayle

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Throwblack Planet

February 28th, 2019

2:26:15

Solange is here to save February.

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Melanated Moesha

February 21st, 2019

1:46:03

Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house.

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NOtown

February 14th, 2019

2:07:52

Barbs, boycotts and backlash

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The Chill Grill

February 6th, 2019

2:21:59

Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry.

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Pony Trap

January 24th, 2019

2:20:48

Crystal Gem stanning...

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Super Soulja Bros.

January 17th, 2019

2:04:08

Would you like lies with that?

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Long Ass Sigh

January 10th, 2019

2:37:25

Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT!

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Hot Topics Supercut

January 4th, 2019

15:44

Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network

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Best Of 2018

December 27th, 2018

2:50:51

Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019

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Real Love (feat. The Ellises)

December 20th, 2018

2:35:51

Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting!

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Heart to Hart

December 13th, 2018

2:08:52

Y'all lost

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You Don't Have Mail

December 6th, 2018

1:51:45

...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B.

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The Circle of Bey

November 29th, 2018

2:10:45

Niggas doing questionable shit...

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To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha)

November 21st, 2018

1:36:38

You still chuckin' them peas, big face?

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Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018

November 15th, 2018

1:51:08

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network

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Rebel Without A Cause

November 8th, 2018

2:06:59

Keeping our heads above water...

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Beautiful Bean Footages

November 1st, 2018

1:33:27

long fucking sigh...

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Spice or Sour Cream?

October 25th, 2018

2:01:12

Get Megan Kelly the FUCK...

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Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau)

October 18th, 2018

2:00:58

XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies.

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Pull Up to the Ghost

October 11th, 2018

2:12:02

Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze...

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Come Get Cady

October 4th, 2018

1:47:04

Court dates and apology songs...

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No Serpents Allowed

September 27th, 2018

2:01:14

Laughing with the UN...

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Gnarled Fingers

September 20th, 2018

1:52:55

Praying for everybody and everything

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Bashin Week

September 13th, 2018

2:32:26

Shoe fly...don't bother me.

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Nike and the Big White Mad

September 6th, 2018

2:05:34

burning sneakers. brb.

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Toy Story

August 30th, 2018

1:50:53

Safaree gets the strap...

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Queen Harriet

August 23rd, 2018

1:52:04

...just sitting here eating our rice.

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Whew, Chile...The Ghetto

August 16th, 2018

2:23:48

Moo, bitch. Get out my hay.

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20 Questions

August 9th, 2018

1:56:11

Hennessy and random shit...

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Cheerleading

August 2nd, 2018

1:59:06

What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong...

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When To Log Off

July 25th, 2018

2:37:07

When shade goes too far...

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Black Kulture

July 19th, 2018

1:51:58

Faith Evans did what?

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Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia

July 13th, 2018

22:44

Some bonus content this week.

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Live in NOLA

July 12th, 2018

1:39:43

We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018.

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You’ve Got Mail

July 4th, 2018

2:27:35

We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from.

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Dashing from Dame

June 28th, 2018

1:58:33

Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at?

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Everything Is Shade

June 21st, 2018

2:07:08

We good on any MLK Blvd...

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Live in Oakland

June 14th, 2018

1:44:50

Oh, Oakland....

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One Thousand Percent

June 7th, 2018

2:21:12

Jokes and slurred language.

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What A Time To Be Adonis

May 31st, 2018

2:11:08

BAPE sweaters ruin everything.

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These Boys Ain't Royal

May 24th, 2018

2:36:08

We back bih...

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Pursuit of Savagery

May 10th, 2018

2:04:30

Nice For What by Fenty.

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UniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning & Ashley Blaine Featherson)

May 1st, 2018

2:14:30

The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems.

Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56)

Link to Chika

Live From Sony Hall 4/21

April 24th, 2018

1:37:44

The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18

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Beychella

April 19th, 2018

2:09:44

Bitch, you know why we're here...

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Joggers

April 12th, 2018

2:06:17

September...Spring Summer.

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Fix Your Face

April 5th, 2018

2:06:20

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee.

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Bite Me!

March 29th, 2018

1:59:25

Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama?

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Madea Loses A Painting

March 22nd, 2018

2:06:08

Nor'easter shade.

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Unfollowed!

March 15th, 2018

2:00:01

Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay!

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Beyoncé's NDA

March 8th, 2018

2:04:51

insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress

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Hi Safaree...

March 1st, 2018

2:08:53

insert Fergie's national anthem

Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30

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5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo

February 21st, 2018

1:40:32

The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo

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Wakanda Forever

February 15th, 2018

2:08:37

Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther.

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Quincy Quotes

February 8th, 2018

2:04:57

You like Brazilian music?

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Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks

February 1st, 2018

1:53:04

Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies.

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I Ain't Sorry

January 25th, 2018

2:02:37

We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real.

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The Powerful Prolonged Pearl

January 18th, 2018

2:03:28

Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah?

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No Monkey Business

January 11th, 2018

1:53:39

Shutting your ass up is still free.

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Happy New Nigga

January 4th, 2018

2:06:57

Tamar is having a horrible year already.

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Best Of 2017

December 28th, 2017

2:38:56

Some highlights from 2017

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Keep Your White To Yourself

December 21st, 2017

1:55:02

Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack.

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Signing Off

December 14th, 2017

2:10:33

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

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Situationship & Chill

December 7th, 2017

1:46:18

Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro.

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Give Thanks

November 23rd, 2017

1:31:38

Pass us a plate

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Butt Lunch

November 15th, 2017

1:33:16

I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch."

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Five Million Dollar Fail

November 9th, 2017

2:05:37

Longest sigh ever.

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Tears of a Yogi

November 2nd, 2017

1:46:56

When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough....

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Bikini Bottoms

October 26th, 2017

1:52:13

Dirty panties and bank drama

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Identity Theft

October 19th, 2017

1:57:31

This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears.

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Live from Chicago

October 9th, 2017

1:48:21

Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend.

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Shackles

October 3rd, 2017

1:42:10

Tina Campbell luh Trump.

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Somebody’s Getting Fired

September 29th, 2017

1:52:51

The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies.

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Unbreak My Hart

September 22nd, 2017

1:44:31

Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter.

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Typing Too Fast While Too Furious

September 14th, 2017

2:13:59

Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury)

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It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)

September 7th, 2017

2:09:22

This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé.

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The First White Walker

August 31st, 2017

1:42:58

Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25)

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The "Mailbag"

August 23rd, 2017

2:02:15

This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much.

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The Greatest Love Of All

August 10th, 2017

1:50:21

Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers.

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Noprah Winfrey

August 3rd, 2017

1:57:58

Backpage and Beyoncé movies

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The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)

July 27th, 2017

3:16:58

Fundamental reading with an icon.

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U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)

July 20th, 2017

2:32:55

Insecure talk with Queen Issa

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A Muva's Love

July 13th, 2017

2:12:13

Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane.

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Dream's Nightmare

July 7th, 2017

2:06:21

Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive.

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A Black Ass Sunday

June 29th, 2017

2:05:44

The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess.

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Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood

June 22nd, 2017

2:02:25

The twins are here!!!

Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths

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Bush Gardens

June 15th, 2017

2:08:12

Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram.

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#Oprah

June 8th, 2017

1:51:29

Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story.

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F**k Off, Jody!

June 1st, 2017

1:45:31

Bad ideas and banana pudding.

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No More Drama

May 25th, 2017

1:34:37

Leave me alone. Go ahead.

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Bad All By Myself

May 18th, 2017

1:56:42

We don't care about Katy Perry.

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Peaches & Scheme

May 11th, 2017

2:13:10

THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES!

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Doing The Butt...Again

May 4th, 2017

2:07:33

Poor choices all around.

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The Plight of the Light

April 27th, 2017

2:21:14

Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters?

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LOGIC

April 20th, 2017

1:47:50

Leave ethnic food alone!

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You're Just A Baby Boy

April 13th, 2017

1:30:26

Shut your ass up, Tyrese.

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Somebody Gettin' Fired

April 5th, 2017

1:35:28

Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong

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Don't Try Her

March 30th, 2017

2:00:17

Strong black women snatch wigs.

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BANG!

March 16th, 2017

1:45:09

Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed.

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Petty Partners

March 9th, 2017

1:58:15

for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf...

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The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show

February 27th, 2017

1:43:46

The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC

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Let The World Be Round

February 23rd, 2017

1:51:21

Dumb, lies and videotape....

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When Grammys Give You Lemons

February 16th, 2017

1:58:34

Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay.

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The Read Live! Washington D.C.

February 7th, 2017

2:17:32

The Read Live from Washington D.C.

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Alternative Facts

January 26th, 2017

1:50:22

Keke, Chrisette and more

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Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)

January 19th, 2017

2:33:34

Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people.

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Duel in Dubai

January 12th, 2017

2:14:11

break ups, make ups and water sports

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Whose Mic Is It Anyway?

January 5th, 2017

2:08:08

Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists.

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Best Moments Of 2016

December 31st, 2016

2:09:03

Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network

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Give Mary Her Things

December 15th, 2016

1:27:08

Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network

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Platform Politics

December 8th, 2016

1:54:24

UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

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The Shade Is Mine

December 1st, 2016

2:02:57

Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies.

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The Life Of Hellno

November 23rd, 2016

1:44:12

Bullshit and foolishness.

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Bi Bi Bi

November 17th, 2016

2:01:40

Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie.

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Losing Your Right To Be Mad

November 3rd, 2016

1:33:15

Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats.

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Title

October 27th, 2016

1:35:31

Description

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Share My Worth

October 20th, 2016

1:52:25

Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration.

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It's Litigation

October 13th, 2016

1:54:49

Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming...

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Water Color Woes

October 6th, 2016

1:32:40

Gross letters and ratchetry.

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Holleration In This Hillary

September 29th, 2016

2:00:56

Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more.

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Chain of Fools

September 22nd, 2016

2:04:46

The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry. 

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F.Y.A.

September 15th, 2016

2:01:20

Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up.

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BeyRihTey

September 1st, 2016

2:04:55

The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures.

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No After Parties

August 25th, 2016

1:49:17

Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on.

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Rap, Lies & Penis

August 11th, 2016

2:01:41

Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices.

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The Read Live from London

July 31st, 2016

1:54:41

The Read Live From London

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Nineteen Eighty Lyin

July 21st, 2016

1:47:53

Pokémon and lying ass white women.

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You Won't Stop Our Blackness

July 13th, 2016

1:51:18

You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network

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Locked Inside

July 6th, 2016

1:32:40

Beef, bleach and boosters.

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The Time BET Actually Had Us

June 30th, 2016

1:46:56

The BET Awards were...pretty good.

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Swift Lies

June 23rd, 2016

1:27:17

Tinctures and terrible stories

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The Read San Francisco Live

June 16th, 2016

1:50:37

The Read Live from San Francisco

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Days Of Edges Past

June 9th, 2016

1:37:37

Formation hits NYC.

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Going Ape Shit

June 2nd, 2016

2:04:42

Gorillas in the pissed

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Liars and Scammers

May 26th, 2016

1:48:23

sex, lies, and videotape.

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Live from Baltimore

May 19th, 2016

1:48:04

The Read Live! from Baltimore

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Fu-Gee-Late

May 10th, 2016

1:33:53

Killing time softly with no songs.

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Step Niece Daughter

May 4th, 2016

1:38:56

Step Niece Daughter

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Lilac Lemonade

April 28th, 2016

1:32:04

100% Pure Stanning

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Skirt On 22s

April 14th, 2016

2:00:52

Apparently we can't shut up these days.

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Shady Shenanigans

March 31st, 2016

2:06:06

Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani.

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Another Thursday

March 17th, 2016

1:31:36

Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show

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Katt Scratch Fever

March 10th, 2016

1:42:46

New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime.

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Movie Business

March 3rd, 2016

1:36:15

The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell.

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3rd Anniversary Live

February 25th, 2016

1:51:38

Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury …

Adele and the Order of Key, Sis

February 18th, 2016

1:37:31

The Grammys were a lie.

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Ugh!

February 3rd, 2016

1:21:50

Attention whores everywhere.

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Powerful Balls

January 14th, 2016

1:21:45

Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked.

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Future Support

January 7th, 2016

1:33:50

Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future.

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Best Of 2015

December 31st, 2015

1:40:04

A look back at the best moments of 2015

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The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2

December 24th, 2015

1:21:18

It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up.

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The Passion Fruit

December 17th, 2015

1:30:06

The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee.

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Curried Class

December 10th, 2015

1:22:01

Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered.

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Peace, Love and Shade

December 3rd, 2015

1:23:14

Blue Ivy is booked.

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Turkey & Greens (feat. Tykeia)

November 26th, 2015

1:14:03

Holiday shade with our sistren.

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Da Hee

November 19th, 2015

1:43:04

Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes.

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Boonk & Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment)

November 12th, 2015

2:01:29

Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment.

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No Shave, No Shade

November 5th, 2015

1:20:55

TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen.

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Flick of the Wrist

October 29th, 2015

1:39:51

Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn

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Anal Training Day

October 22nd, 2015

1:38:34

Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play.

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The Name Game

October 15th, 2015

1:20:55

Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool.

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The Read Seattle

October 8th, 2015

2:12:48

The Read live show from Seattle

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The Read London

September 24th, 2015

1:47:42

The Read travels to London for our first European show.

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You've Got Mail

September 17th, 2015

1:19:31

A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home.

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A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters

September 10th, 2015

1:07:34

Sheree done lost her damn mind...

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Billy Ray's Burden

September 4th, 2015

1:37:28

Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae.

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Difficult Dumbasses

August 20th, 2015

1:47:22

It's a fuckboy frenzy.

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Love & Verse-Top

August 13th, 2015

1:32:23

Reality stars are still doing too much.

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O_OFest

August 6th, 2015

1:19:06

Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme.

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Drunk for Drake

July 31st, 2015

1:38:46

Aubrey for the win.

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Who Started From The Bottom?

July 23rd, 2015

1:23:57

A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane.

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With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities

July 16th, 2015

1:11:48

Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig.

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Wack Entertainment

July 2nd, 2015

1:23:26

I'm sorry and I forgive you.

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What's Your Excuse?

June 25th, 2015

1:24:48

Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals.

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Imitation of Life

June 16th, 2015

1:09:38

I don't understand the question.

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Because It Applies

June 11th, 2015

1:17:57

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Hazed

June 4th, 2015

1:19:01

Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits!

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Mess Side Story

May 27th, 2015

1:09:13

Chris Brown is a lost cause.

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What A Lovely Day

May 21st, 2015

1:29:58

Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters."

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Minor Wounds

May 14th, 2015

1:12:39

Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off!

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Filler Me Softly

May 7th, 2015

1:16:15

MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession.

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Window Lives Don't Matter

April 30th, 2015

1:34:00

Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore.

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Lips Aren't Movin

April 23rd, 2015

1:26:30

Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth.

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Coco Nuts

April 16th, 2015

1:24:25

Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse.

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Ain't Shit Day

April 8th, 2015

1:27:32

Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum.

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#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)

April 2nd, 2015

1:18:26

Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car.

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Muppets Are People Too

March 26th, 2015

1:08:20

Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV.

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Fix It

March 19th, 2015

1:12:20

Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment.

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The Snatching

March 12th, 2015

1:24:30

So many wigs to remove. So little time.

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Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two

March 5th, 2015

2:17:51

The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years.

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Get Like Rih

February 26th, 2015

1:21:16

We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed.

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Front Row Fuss

February 18th, 2015

1:22:05

North West keeps it fucking real.

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The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle)

February 12th, 2015

1:40:06

Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update.

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100 Reads

February 5th, 2015

1:56:21

Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business.

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1,000 Hours

January 29th, 2015

1:22:45

Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs.

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Smell & Taste

January 22nd, 2015

1:10:49

Apologies in advance.

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Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)

January 15th, 2015

1:04:10

Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show!

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Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha

January 8th, 2015

1:18:21

We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more.

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Best Of

January 1st, 2015

56:50

Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites.

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Read & Green

December 25th, 2014

1:00:30

It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!

Theta Beta Naw

December 18th, 2014

1:06:48

VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary.

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Leave Drake Alone

December 11th, 2014

1:12:09

Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers.

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Not My God

December 3rd, 2014

1:27:05

Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more.

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Ghetto Gratitude

November 26th, 2014

1:09:46

We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more.

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Distrust Funds

November 20th, 2014

1:20:18

Pudding pops and poor choices…

Delivurt Us From Evil

November 13th, 2014

1:21:30

Nicki’s nazis and other N-words.

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U Tried It

November 6th, 2014

1:07:55

Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you.

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One Of Them Days

October 30th, 2014

1:02:56

If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano...

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On My Disney

October 23rd, 2014

1:27:40

Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox.

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The 40 Year Old Stoner

October 16th, 2014

58:14

Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high.

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No Label (The Bizarro Episode)

October 9th, 2014

1:41:24

This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes.

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100 Racist Recipes

October 2nd, 2014

1:26:01

Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.

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Mrs. Birdman

September 25th, 2014

1:30:05

Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad.

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Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)

September 18th, 2014

1:34:56

This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s …

Good Job

September 11th, 2014

1:22:05

Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more…

Bey Day

September 4th, 2014

1:19:09

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.

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Stung

August 28th, 2014

1:28:28

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.

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The Upheaval

August 14th, 2014

1:04:58

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP.

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This Is..The Remix

August 7th, 2014

1:21:30

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.

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The Bird Squat

July 31st, 2014

1:20:09

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.

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Wife Swap

July 24th, 2014

1:07:35

Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on.

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On The Run

July 17th, 2014

1:19:43

The Carters have collected our edges…again.

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I See London, I See France

July 10th, 2014

1:39:24

Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb.

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All Shade

July 3rd, 2014

1:36:50

The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read.

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Vital Information

June 26th, 2014

1:03:55

The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.

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None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)

June 20th, 2014

1:23:57

Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more.

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Dont Mess With Pamela James

June 12th, 2014

1:12:56

Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!

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Crystal Tits

June 5th, 2014

1:20:25

Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more.

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Dial Up

May 29th, 2014

1:21:19

For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home.

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Ass Hook

May 22nd, 2014

1:16:08

Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more.

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Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross)

May 15th, 2014

1:29:34

…never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ]

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Lemon Pepper Wings

May 8th, 2014

1:27:32

Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys.

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Banned for Life

April 30th, 2014

1:26:32

Carter concerts, bare breasts and racism.

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Butt Fingers

April 24th, 2014

1:13:27

Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales.

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The Mang-o-Rita Experiment

April 17th, 2014

1:18:11

There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…

Leave Trick Daddy Alone

April 10th, 2014

1:32:20

Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more!

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Unleash The Draggin'

April 3rd, 2014

1:16:27

Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all.

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The Winner Is North

March 27th, 2014

1:06:00

North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface.

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#Aubrihanna

March 20th, 2014

1:13:06

It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call.

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In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross)

March 13th, 2014

1:10:07

Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love.

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Live One Year Anniversary Show

March 6th, 2014

1:37:13

The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City.

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G I R L Bye...

March 1st, 2014

1:13:39

Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet.

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Angry & Optimistic

February 20th, 2014

1:22:09

Vampires, Lil Kim and other horrifying things.

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Gay, Black & Unbothered

February 12th, 2014

49:32

This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood.

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The Grammy Heist

January 30th, 2014

1:02:10

Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this …

TooOld 4Instagram

January 23rd, 2014

1:06:51

Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more.

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The Fall Of House Bieber

January 16th, 2014

48:33

Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014.

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Break Babies

January 9th, 2014

1:03:22

Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold

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The Mailbag*

December 31st, 2013

1:19:38

Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.

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Beyoncé Holiday Spectacular

December 17th, 2013

1:44:25

What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched …

#AskYourPublicist

December 12th, 2013

58:12

R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls …

Trina Appreciation Day (feat. Freshalina)

December 5th, 2013

1:01:59

Prepare for The Read to get loose (with more punch than a bowl of juice) as we keep it trill with special guest and blogging godmother, Freshalina.

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Turkey Day

November 27th, 2013

59:56

Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens.

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Race-Themed

November 20th, 2013

58:42

Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it.

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Sistah Wives

November 14th, 2013

1:15:43

Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love.

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Space Pop

November 7th, 2013

40:55

Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth.

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Blackface (feat. Charlamagne Tha God)

October 30th, 2013

1:23:25

The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, …

Raggedy Pebbles

October 24th, 2013

1:05:48

Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and …

America's Grape Juice

October 17th, 2013

54:02

Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice!

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Everyday People (feat. Roblé Ali)

October 10th, 2013

1:14:10

Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his …

Sideshow Bras

October 3rd, 2013

1:04:42

Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross.

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The Read – My Auntie Jenifer

October 1st, 2013

1:17:33

Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer

The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality

October 1st, 2013

44:01

Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality

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The Read – The Mailbag

October 1st, 2013

1:05:54

In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.​ (Yes, there is still a …

The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That

October 1st, 2013

1:08:57

Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost …

The Read – The VMA Review

October 1st, 2013

1:04:56

From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review

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The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream

October 1st, 2013

1:16:14

So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your …

The Read – Friendly Reminders

October 1st, 2013

1:10:11

This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – …

The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show

October 1st, 2013

1:10:11

Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show

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The Read – Sweet And Meat

October 1st, 2013

1:12:40

This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener …

The Read – Luna Vs Serena

October 1st, 2013

1:04:59

Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena

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The Read – Well Deserved Laughs

October 1st, 2013

1:09:33

This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! …

The Read – Stay Off The Bus

October 1st, 2013

1:07:55

This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest …

The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode

October 1st, 2013

1:08:00

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home …

The Read – What’s In A Name?

October 1st, 2013

1:13:10

This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still …

The Read – Paula’s Best Dish

October 1st, 2013

1:16:33

Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle …

The Read – Law & Order: FU

October 1st, 2013

1:10:48

It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and …

The Read – Say No To F**k Boys

October 1st, 2013

1:13:15

Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s …

The Read – Pray For The Dancing Lobsters

October 1st, 2013

58:39

This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduce a new sponsor, …

The Read – The Petty Betty Show

October 1st, 2013

55:03

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is …

The Read – There’s Something About Fury

October 1st, 2013

1:07:25

Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her …

The Read – New York Appreciation

October 1st, 2013

1:02:37

The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.

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The Read – Love & Kroger Michelle

October 1st, 2013

1:11:03

Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig …

The Read – Who Raised You

October 1st, 2013

1:05:32

Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible?

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The Read – The Scandalous Episode

October 1st, 2013

1:08:52

On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long …

The Read – The Grown Episode

October 1st, 2013

56:29

On this week’s Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants …

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