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This story will snowball in the sleepiest of ways.

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Rest easy as I try to get my mismemories of this great movie right. I own apologies to Rubens, Burton and Elfman, ideally you will be asleep before …

581 - Beyond The Wall | Game of Thrones Drones

August 27th, 2017


580 - Too Many Syllabi | After The Glass Slipper Season 3

August 24th, 2017


Your favorite stepmother returns…to the classroom, for a lentil laden lesson in compromise. Be kind. (story starts at about 18:13)



579 - Desert Island Cereal | Trending Tuesday

August 22nd, 2017


An island getaway with three dreamy celebs, that is dull enough to sleep to. (story at about 19:30)

Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for …

578 - Eastwatch | Game of Thrones Drones

August 20th, 2017


577 - Lulling Overview of The Big Farm P.I.

August 17th, 2017


A pleasant trip through the story swamp to see where we’ve been this season and how and why we got there. (story starts at about 20:00)

Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on …

576 - Comforting Chair | Trending Tuesday

August 15th, 2017


575 - The Spoils of War | Game of Thrones Drones

August 13th, 2017


Like a vertical, sleep addled conga, it time to jump in the line and catch some zzzzs. Will Davos’ mansplaining be forgiven…it won’t matter…just kick back and I’ll believe you.

(GoT talk at about 19:30)

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574 - Closed Open Books | Big Farm P.I.

August 10th, 2017


This bedtime story will be like crawling into bed with a good book. Except this book will refuse to open. With Simon on the case you’ll be asleep …

573 - Bus Rides with Scooter

August 8th, 2017


The wheels on the bus go round and round, just like Scoots’ stories and logic. Now boarding for dreamland. (starts at about 19:02)

Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @

572 - The Queen's Justice | Game of Thrones Drones

August 6th, 2017


Your hands will be clasped in peaceful slumber under your pillow as I apply the aural ungent that puts internal enmity to rest. (GoT talk starts at …

570 - Rumble Tummy Bird | Big Farm P.I.

August 3rd, 2017


When a god’s stomach is rumbling, Simon comes tumbling, in order to crack the case. This story has wings and bespoke level kettles. (starts at about 18:42)

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570 - Lake Ontario, Can I Call You Teri?

August 1st, 2017


As the lake rolls, Scoots strolls…down memory lane, of his long intimate relationship with the greatest of the Great Lakes. (Lake talk starts about …

569 - Stormborn | Game of Thrones Drones

July 30th, 2017


Sleeping to this one will be as easy as losing your marbles (or pogs) on game night. As the sea rolls into Dragonstone, you’ll fly into sleep like a …

568 - The Case of the Outshining Crown - Big Farm P.I.

July 27th, 2017


Some objects shouldn’t listen to Rihanna songs, and shine brighter than those who would object. But you can rest as Simon will crack this one with …

567 - My Life With HBO

July 25th, 2017


As you snuggle in your sheets, I’ll page through the HBO guides of my past and see what my meandering memory manages to ‘member. (story starts at 19:50)

 Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by …

566 - Dragonstone - Game of Thrones aka Drones

July 23rd, 2017


Like a topknot on your pillow, Arya’s smile is sweeter than any thin mint. Rest as we return to Westeros and Scoots gets mixed up about when “the Wall” is. (GoT talk at 23:40)

Thanks to all the listeners who give …

565 - Kali and the Clones | Big Farm P.I.

July 20th, 2017


Sleep sound, to a story, set, in a world best (and poorly) described as “Hamilton” meets “Babes in Toyland”…but don’t worry about Lin, he always lands on his feet. (story at about 23:10)

Tonight's show is brought to …

564 - Sand's Day at the Beach | Trending Tuesday

July 18th, 2017


563 - Game of Thrones Season 6 Recap

July 16th, 2017


I recap you rest. The only hanging string will be tied and all the dust will be feathered away by "The Glee Duster”. 

(GoT talk at about 18:34)

Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming …

562 - Curse of the Cursing Notebooks - Big Farm P.I.

July 13th, 2017


A mixup around a cauldron will swirl you off to dreamland. This life lesson will go down as sweet as a newt gummy. (story starts at about 17:30)

You …

561 - Distilled Blue Light Blues

July 11th, 2017


For your good night’s sleep where else could this story go but deep into the blue light and a world when a podboy can dance and romance a light on a …

560 - Tapestry | Sleep With TNG

July 9th, 2017


As you sleep Jean Luc’s gonna go back in time, to his wild times, to days of dating and dom jot, to see what might need to change. (Trek talk at about 16:10)

Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by …

559 - Sleep & Allow Me to Introduce Myself, Over and Over and Over

July 6th, 2017


558 - Intro Overload

July 4th, 2017


Due to the huge response from last time we did this, this week were are doing back to back all intro episodes. There is only theme music at the get in bed, turn out the lights, and press play..until morning. …

557 - Elementary, Dear Data | Sleep With TNG

July 2nd, 2017


Geordi goes overboard so Scoots can go on targets, as Data steps into Holmes and Pulaski covers up crumpets. (trek talk at about 19:18) 

Thanks to …

556 - Waiting for Steve Jobs via "The Case of the Painting Paintings" | Big Farm P.I.

June 29th, 2017


Tonight’s story is as warm as an Astor’s bathtub. Simon goes to the place where design and art wait for Steve. Only a IIGS can crack this case. (story at 16:04) Spoiler...we miss you Steve!

Tonight’s show is also …

554 - Blue Light Special

June 27th, 2017


554 - Rascals | Sleep With TNG

June 25th, 2017


553 -The Dog That Chased The Moon | Big Farm P.I.

June 22nd, 2017


When a dog won’t stop chasing the moon, is it a mystery or a problem? This is a case to slumber to, with meanders around a castle just off the town square. (story at 20:09) Thanks to all the listeners who give “value …

552 - Slowly Flying Thru The Fearless Flyer

June 20th, 2017


551 -Imaginary Friend | Sleep With TNG

June 18th, 2017


550 - Sleepy Seahorse Cove | Big Farm P.I.

June 15th, 2017


A soupy sea based sleep as Simon follows red herrings thru Atlantises, Bikini Bottom and shipwrecks. You won’t need to believe in dolphinism for this …

549 - Bernie's 5SOS Swag

June 13th, 2017


What could be sweeter and duller than a grouchy butterfly that loves a boy band? How about a show and tell of his favorite fan merch. (story at about …

548 - The Next Phase | Sleep With TNG

June 11th, 2017


547 - Missing Music Box | Big Farm P.I.

June 8th, 2017


A case with lots of talking about comfort…items that is. A mop named foofie, a ship in a bottle, a mermaid house and a missing music box, all of them …

546 - Bored Chromeless | Trending Tuesday

June 6th, 2017


545 - The Offspring | Sleep With TNG

June 4th, 2017


544 - Yellow Snow Mystery | Big Farm P.I.

June 1st, 2017


Viking sized lulls will distract as you drift, as Simon and Gee meander and investigate. (starts at 19:57) SleepPhones® Effortless are …

543 - Daydream to Believe In

May 30th, 2017


542 - Deja Q | Sleep With TNG

May 28th, 2017


What could be more human than a continuum level nap? (Trek talk starts about 20:06) You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new …

541 - Case of the Missing Moos | Big Farm PI

May 25th, 2017


540 - Dusk feat: Slurp & DJ Echo Bass

May 23rd, 2017


An ambient episode recorded on the edge of dusk in Florida, listen a rest as I listen and comment on the sounds of the swamp. (starts 07:27) 

539 - The Game | Sleep With TNG

May 21st, 2017


538 - Big Farm in the Sky - Private Eye (New Episodic Series!)

May 18th, 2017


Talk a stroll into the past, I promise you'll be asleep or this episode will be the pits! (starts at 19:54) You can find all of our sponsors or …

537 - Salad in Real Time

May 16th, 2017


536 - Measure of a Man | Sleep With TNG

May 14th, 2017


Ineffable but fluffable is the form your podcast pillow takes tonght. (16:27) SleepPhones® Effortless are Bluetooth®-enabled headphones inside of a …

535 - Endless Introduction

May 11th, 2017


534 - La Brea Tar Pits | Mall Walking Tour

May 9th, 2017


Talk a stroll into the past, I promise you'll be asleep or this episode will be the pits! (starts at 19:54)

You can find all of our sponsors or …

533 - The Perfect Mate | Sleep With TNG

May 7th, 2017


A call comes it that puts you to sleep, as Picard tries to balance boundaries and traditions and electronic synth-xylophones. (Trek Talk at 16:37) We all need to take a little bit better care of …

532 - Control Over Your Soup | Superdull Review

May 4th, 2017


Notes on soup and crackers and stories. You’ll sleep like a fuzzy spoon.

531 - Water Table Podfest

May 2nd, 2017


530 - Cause and Effect | Sleep With TNG

April 30th, 2017


529 - Hydrox, Enneagrams, and Dumplings | Superdull Review

April 27th, 2017


Sandwiched in this cookie will be double the stuff of dreams, goodnight. (“story” @ 14:11)

528 - Ray's Studio Tour

April 25th, 2017


Rest easy to the rocking motion of the Studio Tour tram as Ray's narration carries you into la la land. (17:56) SleepPhones® Effortless are Bluetooth®-enabled headphones inside of a soft headband, complete with …

527 - A Matter of Time | Sleep With TNG

April 23rd, 2017


Just in the nick of time a wild card visits the Enterprise. You prize will be pillowy lulls that meander around plot points. (Trek talk at 20:29) …

526 - Superdull Sauna Review

April 20th, 2017


Motel, hotel or dull holiday sleep won't matter as Scoots' hot air will be steamy as you get dreamy. (starts at 19:44) Tonight’s episode is …

525 - Spruce Museum | Trending Tuesday

April 18th, 2017


524 - Back to the Future | Tale of the Tape

April 16th, 2017


523 - Soft Scripted Heroes | Superdull Stories

April 13th, 2017


522 - Faux Cousteau vists Sea Life Orlando

April 11th, 2017


Drift off as Scoots gives you a 360 degree view of Sea Life Orlando and his childhood dreams of seahorse rides. (story at 14:17) 

Many thanks to the Dalton Agency and Sea Life Orlando for helping make this episode …

521 - A View to a Kitten | Tale of the Tape

April 10th, 2017


My first James Bond movie, retitled and borified for sleep. Let Roger Moore dull you and Christopher Walken lull you as Grace Jones floats like a …

520 - Quit Running | Superdull Stories

April 6th, 2017


Soften you pillow with a goof-troop oval thunker and sheep on strawberry flavored pogo sticks followed by a seminar on the value of running. (16:20 …

519 - Goonies Game Live Unboxing

April 4th, 2017


518 - "Goonies" Tale of the Tape

April 2nd, 2017


Goonies week continues with the questions to answers you’ll never hear as you slumber…can Scoots even remember the plot of “Goonies”..oh boy. (Episode at 19:28)

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517 - Good E'nuff to Save Earth | Superdull Stories

March 30th, 2017


We kick off “Goonies” week as only a sleep podcast can, on a Thursday. (story at 18:17) This should be “Good Enuff” to get you snoozing, even with a …

516 - Gaga and The Night Birds

March 28th, 2017


515 - Data's Day | Sleep With TNG

March 26th, 2017


514 - Boastmaster | Superdull Stories

March 23rd, 2017


Dreams streaked with the marshmallow tears of Rocky E. Road precede a story of a charismatic camp in a rust belt town. Story starts at 19:15 but you’ll sleep through it. 

Do you get lots of value out of the hard work …

513 - Upon the Orlando Eye

March 22nd, 2017


Like riding butter, a relaxing, circular trip around the Orlando Eye with a dreamy rainy day view of rooftops and mini-golf courses. Special thanks …

512 - Hide and Q | Sleep With TNG

March 19th, 2017


511 - Goldbug | Superdull Stories

March 16th, 2017


510 - Lorna Dunes | Trending Carol King

March 14th, 2017


A "Boardroom Breakdance Tour” spins into a legend led by Carol King across the night sky. (story at 19:37)

You can find all of our sponsors or …

509 - The Inner Light | Sleep With TNG

March 12th, 2017


508 - The Siren and the Professor | Superdull Stories

March 10th, 2017


507 - Rob has Shirts and a Podcast

March 8th, 2017


506 - Worf's "Family" Visit | Sleep With TNG

March 6th, 2017


#trypod - Share a podcast!

March 5th, 2017


All March, share podcasts you love with the people you love that don't already listen to them. Share about it using #trypod. Better yet do it in person and show them how to subscribe. Thanks!

505 - Project Platypus | Superdull Stories

March 2nd, 2017


504 - Phil Fushigi - Riventeen

March 1st, 2017


503 - "Family" Picard Edition | Sleep With TNG

February 27th, 2017


502 - Lulling Retrospective of First 500 Shows

February 24th, 2017


501 - Video Games and Me

February 22nd, 2017


I've been sitting on this episode for a little while, to celebrate reaching 500 shows. It is a personal, meandering story about my relationship with Video Games.

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500 - Masterpiece Society | Sleep With TNG

February 20th, 2017


499 - Mosaic Memories | Supedull Stories

February 17th, 2017


My slogan for the brainbots that keep you up at night is "If you can't defeat them, entertain them!”. This story will put you to sleep while they …

498 - Fearless Flyer Review

February 15th, 2017


The Moon mode of podcasts loses his phone and asks the universe for some dopamine. Part review and part retrospective of purchases past. Use code "sleepwithme" for $5 off @ Support …

497 - Remember Me | Sleep With TNG

February 13th, 2017


If you’re a fan of Dr. Beverly Crusher…check you chief medical officer’s log and get over here. Check out "Obsessed" with Joseph Scrimshaw @ Show Edited and Theme …

495 - Hand Over Hole | Superdull Stories

February 10th, 2017


With a brain that malfunctions like a broken Tonka truck, able to spread quiet lulls from small buildings, here to put you to sleep, it is time for …

496 - Kmart Earrings

February 8th, 2017


494 - Who Watches the Watchers | Sleep With TNG

February 5th, 2017


492 - When Dumplings Fly | Superdull Stories

February 3rd, 2017


493 - Skybridge Discovery Tour

February 1st, 2017


491 - The Royale | Sleep With TNG

January 30th, 2017


490 - Do You Believe in Magic? | Superdull Stories

January 27th, 2017


A dreamy trip down a fictional Bette Midler Lane starts off your journey to sleep. Pick up an Echo Dot @ Listen to "My Favorite Mu@#@!" @ Show …

489 - Superbowl Sandwich "The Lich" | Real Time Recipes

January 25th, 2017


After I broke something bespoke, I headed into a warm inn to observe the life of an NPC. Listen to "My Favorite Mu@#@!" Show Edited by and Theme …

488 - Justice | Sleep To Star Trek The Next Generation

January 23rd, 2017


Bed-time for the podcast that slowly goes where no boldness belongs but bores. Check out Slumber Party with Alie and Georgia. Edited by Karl W- the …

487 - Polished Stone in My Shoe | Superdull Stories

January 20th, 2017


What would be better for bedtime than being out of things to sorts, sorters and collators.  Show Edited by Karl W- the legend Support through Patreon …

486 - Relay Races in East LA

January 18th, 2017


A lullboy from the stars brings you the lulls like a moon based Diego Luna pun peddling proxy. Pick up a Bedjet on Amazon to keep your bed warm this …

485- The Big Goodbye | Sleep to TNG

January 16th, 2017


484 - Serial vs. Episodic | Nuns in Space in Review

January 13th, 2017


483 - Tesla Haircut | Trending Transcript Tuesday

January 11th, 2017


Solid liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show. Pick up a Bedjet on Amazon (affiliate link) to keep your bed warm …

482 - Encounter at Farpoint | Sleep to TNG

January 9th, 2017


481 - Soup Stone Tears (from keeping my eyes open not crying) | Nuns in Space #19

January 6th, 2017


480 - Brainbot Entertainer of the Year

January 4th, 2017


479 - Darmok | Sleep With TNG (thanks Marybeth!)

January 2nd, 2017


Year in the Podcast 2016

December 30th, 2016


(repeat) 5 & 6 Choices Conclude Claude's Correspondence on Claus | Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus

December 24th, 2016


(repeat) 3 & 4 - Claus, Cookies and Cotton Cane Candy Caves | Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus

December 24th, 2016


Roberta's tale will continue on her quest to the North Pole, but never fret for you most of what you'll miss will be Claude's long reports. Pick up …

(Repeat) 1 & 2 - Roberta Claus vs the Yule Lads | Claude Neon Reports

December 23rd, 2016


478 - Shopping for a Happy Christmas at The Dickens Fair

December 23rd, 2016


A gentle stroll through the Dickens Fair as I list a few of my Fagin things and read signs. Thanks to the Great Dickens Christmas Fair and Denise …

477 -Not Dangerous But Seemingly Most Dangerous Game | Nuns in Space #18

December 21st, 2016


476 - "A Christmas Story" Tale of the Tape

December 19th, 2016


475 - Neon Signs in Space | Nuns in Space #17

December 16th, 2016


474 - Real Time Stuffing and Mashed Potatoes

December 14th, 2016


473 - Laurel & Hardy's March of the Wooden Soliders RECAPPED

December 12th, 2016


472 - Games of Telephone | Nuns in Space #16

December 9th, 2016


471 - Shirtless Holiday Ghosts at the Dickens Fair

December 7th, 2016


470 - Macy's 2016 Parade Recap | With Ray, "The Gregger" and Mikey

December 5th, 2016


469 - Bold Slug Soda | Nuns in Space #15

December 2nd, 2016


468 - The Christmas Tree That Took a Walk | Untold Holiday Tales

November 30th, 2016


467 - Fusion Armrest Shop | Metastasis #62

November 28th, 2016


REPEAT | Ray and The Gregger talk the 2014 Thanksgiving Day Parade

November 25th, 2016


466 - Universal Studios with Ray

November 23rd, 2016


465 - I Kissed a Brook | Metastasnooze #61

November 21st, 2016


464 - Shame Spotlight | Nuns in Space #14

November 18th, 2016

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