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More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues...

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Best of Book Four

June 3rd, 2019

25:12

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new …

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3

December 17th, 2018

44:51

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1

December 17th, 2018

46:30

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans...


(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016)

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2

December 17th, 2018

51:01

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!


(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017)

S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'

November 19th, 2018

42:15

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...

Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson

November 15th, 2018

24:20

Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education …

S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'

November 12th, 2018

41:32

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...

Footnotes: Jon Ronson

November 8th, 2018

24:58

Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult …

S4E11 - 'The Meet'

November 5th, 2018

40:50

Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?

Footnotes: Ask Us Anything

November 1st, 2018

19:12

Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.

S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'

October 29th, 2018

40:05

Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...

Footnotes: Hayley Atwell

October 25th, 2018

28:41

Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...

S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'

October 22nd, 2018

41:05

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client

Footnotes: Gay 101

October 18th, 2018

16:04

In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay

S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'

October 15th, 2018

33:17

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina.

Footnotes: James Haskell

October 11th, 2018

25:20

England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'

S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'

October 8th, 2018

34:48

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.

Footnotes: Sexual Health

October 4th, 2018

16:07

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.

S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'

October 1st, 2018

36:34

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.

Footnotes: Jessie Ware

September 27th, 2018

22:49

Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'...

S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'

September 24th, 2018

38:21

Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs

September 20th, 2018

16:11

Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years

S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'

September 17th, 2018

40:44

Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...

Footnotes: Helga's Case Files

September 13th, 2018

18:34

Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky.

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3

September 6th, 2018

15:19

You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes.

S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'

September 3rd, 2018

38:00

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out..

Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?

August 30th, 2018

12:27

We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your …

S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'

August 27th, 2018

40:36

Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does …

Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb

August 20th, 2018

11:44

Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co.

Best of Book Three

April 9th, 2018

28:12

Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when …

Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall

February 1st, 2018

12:19

A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be …

S3E15 - 'East Berlin'

September 4th, 2017

44:07

As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...

Footnotes: How Will It End?

August 31st, 2017

15:26

The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale

S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'

August 28th, 2017

38:22

After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment.

Footnotes: Personality Test

August 24th, 2017

19:41

Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all.

S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon'

August 21st, 2017

41:45

Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin

Footnotes: Ben Barnes

August 17th, 2017

20:31

Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie

S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'

August 14th, 2017

38:05

Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina

Footnotes: Vagina 101

August 10th, 2017

15:57

After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina.

S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'

August 7th, 2017

36:34

Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.

Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult

August 3rd, 2017

25:57

Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and …

S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'

July 31st, 2017

35:58

Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly

Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life

July 27th, 2017

19:09

The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse.

S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'

July 24th, 2017

36:34

Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.

Footnotes: Sex Parties

July 20th, 2017

17:28

Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on …

S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'

July 17th, 2017

36:15

Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...

Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs

July 13th, 2017

14:46

After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy …

S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'

July 10th, 2017

40:42

Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...

Footnotes: Belinda's CV

July 6th, 2017

16:30

Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae...

S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'

July 3rd, 2017

38:15

Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.

Footnotes: Mara Wilson

June 29th, 2017

15:16

Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda

S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'

June 26th, 2017

37:19

After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...

Footnotes: What Happens Next?

June 22nd, 2017

13:15

After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?

S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'

June 19th, 2017

41:30

Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...

Footnotes: Stephen Mangan

June 15th, 2017

30:49

Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human...

S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'

June 12th, 2017

37:35

Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction...

Footnotes: George Ezra

June 8th, 2017

34:59

Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'...

S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'

June 5th, 2017

38:25

Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2

June 1st, 2017

23:50

You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3...

S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'

May 29th, 2017

40:56

Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' …

Best of Book Two

April 17th, 2017

24:20

Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga.

S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'

October 24th, 2016

38:55

Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax...

Footnotes: Michael Sheen

October 20th, 2016

35:14

Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare...

S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'

October 17th, 2016

38:17

Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti …

Footnotes: Inside Our Book

October 13th, 2016

12:39

We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages...

S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'

October 10th, 2016

43:18

It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess...

Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby

October 6th, 2016

18:03

Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine...

S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'

October 3rd, 2016

34:47

Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?

Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray

September 29th, 2016

20:29

Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities.

S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'

September 26th, 2016

43:15

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next...

Footnotes: Live Shows

September 22nd, 2016

9:33

It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage...

S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'

September 19th, 2016

39:23

Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam...

Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch

September 15th, 2016

26:16

Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves...

S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'

September 12th, 2016

37:35

Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured...

Footnotes: Twitter Roulette

September 8th, 2016

11:49

The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far...

S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'

September 5th, 2016

42:19

It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle...

Footnotes: Rachel Bloom

September 1st, 2016

28:44

Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical'

S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'

August 29th, 2016

34:35

Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach...

Footnotes: Daisy Ridley

August 25th, 2016

27:08

The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII...

S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'

August 22nd, 2016

37:08

After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club...

Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno

August 18th, 2016

25:58

It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about …

S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'

August 15th, 2016

48:42

Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel.

Footnotes: Reddit

August 11th, 2016

10:25

The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing...

S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'

August 8th, 2016

37:17

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski...

Footnotes: Learning Dutch

August 4th, 2016

10:17

Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help...

S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'

August 1st, 2016

45:33

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.

Footnotes: We've Got Mail

July 28th, 2016

17:09

The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far...

S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'

July 25th, 2016

34:23

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...

Footnotes: Joe Lycett

July 21st, 2016

19:57

Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked

S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'

July 18th, 2016

35:19

Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...

Footnotes: Book Announcement

July 14th, 2016

12:57

Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP

S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'

July 11th, 2016

40:51

Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas...

Footnotes: Elijah Wood

July 7th, 2016

26:09

Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's …

S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'

July 4th, 2016

42:43

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...

Best Of Book One

June 6th, 2016

18:46

Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary …

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions

December 25th, 2015

13:43

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...

S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

December 21st, 2015

28:16

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

Footnotes: Casting The Movie

December 17th, 2015

8:06

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'

December 14th, 2015

27:09

It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? …

Footnotes: Merchandising

December 10th, 2015

5:15

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise...

S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'

December 7th, 2015

28:16

Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...

Footnotes: Rocky's Biography

December 3rd, 2015

6:06

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography...

S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'

November 30th, 2015

31:13

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking …

S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'

November 23rd, 2015

27:54

In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse...

S1E8 - 'The Chalet'

November 16th, 2015

31:17

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

S1E7 - 'The Tombola'

November 9th, 2015

33:54

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are …

S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'

November 2nd, 2015

30:10

This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?

S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'

October 26th, 2015

30:23

This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim …

S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'

October 19th, 2015

29:26

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'

October 12th, 2015

28:32

This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - …

S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'

October 5th, 2015

27:00

In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.

S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'

October 5th, 2015

27:49

In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer

September 28th, 2015

1:51

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's …

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