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Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann host the award-winning podcast that has been answering the world's questions since 2007. Visit the official website at Buy classic episodes, albums and apps at

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Festivelusionist choice cuts

December 13th, 2021


Hello! There's a sleighful of fun festive episodes of Helen's podcast the Allusionist over at the and in the podplaces - episodes …

Olly Mann Presents... The Retrospectors

September 9th, 2021


Milli Vanilli, Marilyn Monroe and Henry VI are amongst the people pored over in this preview of Olly's new comedy-history podcast series 'The Retrospectors' put together especially for Answer Me This! listeners. You can …

AMT400: Sky Dining, Swiss Barbie, and Homing Pigeons

August 5th, 2021


Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. But we go out on some terrific inquiries, about pigeon navigation, saving Joni Mitchell's …

retro AMT200

July 22nd, 2021


For our very last retro AMT, we returned to a favourite from December 2011: AMT200, where we enlisted our families to answer your questions. And, well, it's a novelty not to be embarrassed just by our own past selves …

AMT399: Ginger Beer, Cheetahs' Pet Dogs, and Ball Pits

July 1st, 2021


In AMT399, we find out about tuning church bells, cheetahs being given pet dogs, Olly getting lost in SeaWorld, how pickled onions inspired soft play, and which ways you might be most likely to be killed by a ball pit. …

AMT398: Wedding Rings, Edamame, and Straight To Video Sequels

June 17th, 2021


We're settling a lot of couples' disputes in AMT398. Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney's straight to video sequels? And who's from the biggest village?  Find out …

AMT397: Meerkats, Albatrosses, and Dog Mayors

May 6th, 2021


In AMT397, questioneers want to know when meerkats got so popular, why you'd wear an albatross around your neck, what you do when your friends think …

AMT396: The Addams Family, Voodoo Dolls, and Snooping In The Bathroom Cabinet

April 1st, 2021


In AMT396, questioneers are concerned about crabs eating their babies, The Addams Family, and whether their voodoo doll of their office nemesis …

AMT395: Bobble Hats, the Hollywood Sign and the Macarena

March 4th, 2021


Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because in AMT395 we're learning about the Macarena dance! As well as Rita …

AMT394: Fabergé Eggs, Catnip for Lions, and the Funny Bone

February 4th, 2021


In AMT394, listeners are struggling with questions about genies' feet, treadmills in shoe shops, and their own children's mediocrity. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you …

AMT393: Glow Sticks, Walking the Plank, and the Pringles Sweats

January 7th, 2021


New year, new questions, about naming ravens at the Tower of London, how glow sticks work, did pirates really walk the plank, and how come prawn cocktail-flavour Pringles bring out one listener in the sweats. Find out …

AMT392: Elf on the Shelf, Glitter, and the Holy Foreskin

December 3rd, 2020


Jingle those bells, it's festive AMT392, with questions about Elf on the Shelf, fancy advent calendars, CONTENT WARNING: the episode may not be suitable for children, as it contains contains information about parental …

AMT391: Video Phones, Scrumping Apples, and Going Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel

November 5th, 2020


Content warning: animal cruelty. In AMT391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I'm A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there's some mysterious dog magic to compensate. Find out more about this …

AMT390: Giant Pumpkins, Playing Dead, and Sweet Fanny Adams

October 1st, 2020


Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers - it's the Answer Me This Halloween Special! Featuring SCARY plays, GIANT gourds, …

AMT 389: Banana Pizza, Sewing Machines and Monaco

September 4th, 2020


In AMT389, questioneers need help with being heard through a mask, watermelon rind raining down from upon high, and understanding the financing of …

AMT388: Lolly Stick Jokes, Pizza Cutters, and Wombat Scat

August 6th, 2020


In AMT388, questioneers wonder about pizza cutters, lolly stick jokes, cubed poo, lawns, and the house in the middle of the M62 motorway. Find out …

AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines

July 2nd, 2020


In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and …

AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream

June 5th, 2020


Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves …

AMT385: Cold Toast, Intimate Bleaching and Rickrolling

May 8th, 2020


AMT385's questioneers are curious about the financial side of rickrolling, Hollywood teeth, novelty lamps and bleached bumholes. Find out more about …

AMT384: Leopard Print, Badger Repellent, and a Fortress of Toasters

April 2nd, 2020


Welcome! We hope you're doing OK. We're keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you're looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, AMT384 can provide, with questioneers wondering why leopard print is …

AMT383: Missing Cats, Portraits' Eyes, and Jeremy Bentham's Corpse

March 5th, 2020


AMT383's questioneers need to know what those funny things are called that you stick your face through at the seaside, how many lightbulbs there are …

AMT382: Ice Skating Music, Monks' Hairdos, and Life Coaching

February 6th, 2020


In AMT382, we hear from questioneers concerned about their friend's expenditure on life coaches, the ethics of placing fake animals on wildlife tours, disposal of an unwanted Book of Mormon, and scattering a …

AMT381: Slapstick, Eggy Smell and Your Naked Dad

January 9th, 2020


In AMT381, questioneers are worrying about lost jewels, stinking out the office, dad doing the gardening in the nude, and what happens to trains in Thomas The Tank Engine when they die. Find out more about this episode …

AMT380: Candy Canes, Family Pranks and Talking Dogs

December 5th, 2019


Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let's conclude the 2010s with a bumper episode of festive questions. In AMT380 we learn how the canine actors in the festive film Santa Buddies look …

AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath

November 7th, 2019


Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my …

AMT378: Blue Peter Dogs, Cats in Sacks, and Getting Over A Lipstick Fetishist

October 10th, 2019


In AMT378, we celebrate the arrival of Olly's new child, and consider listeners' problems with attraction/lack thereof, home security systems, and mathematical nursery rhymes.  Find out more about this episode at . Send …

AMT377: Bull and Bear, Quality Street and Biblical Jokes

September 5th, 2019


In AMT377, we go looking for jokes in the Bible. It's...a mixed bag. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to …

AMT376: Morse Code, European Monkeys, and Peanuts

August 1st, 2019


Peanuts! Why do pubs have them? Monkeys! Why does Gibraltar have them and the rest of of Europe doesn't? Pickled eggs! Why does anyone eat them? We can't answer that third question, but tackle the others and more in …

AMT375: Scratchcards, Pincushions, and Sherlock Holmes on coke

July 4th, 2019


In AMT375, mysteries abound: is there a murder plot in Jane Austen's Emma? Why don't newsagents get rich off scratchcards? Can you really make eggs benedict in a microwave? And how the blazes do you get a sieve clean??? …

AMT374: Jellyfish, Green Screens and Sea Monkey Soup

June 6th, 2019


Greetings, listeners! If you've ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and bonk, we've taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in AMT374. Plus: post-chemo hair; green screens; microwave mug cakes; and …

AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed

May 2nd, 2019


Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a sled? And how does the …

AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator

April 4th, 2019


Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email …

AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students

March 7th, 2019


In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at …

AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day

February 7th, 2019


This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to …

AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise

January 3rd, 2019


To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a …

AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime

December 9th, 2018


AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you …

AMT367: IKEA Meatballs, the Popemobile, and a Years-Long Lie

November 1st, 2018


In AMT367: the Pope goes for a drive, Dustin Hoffman goes for a walk, and a listener stands in a queue at Epcot. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to

AMT366: LASIK, Hand Modelling, and a Dead Body in your Living Room

October 4th, 2018


Landlord trouble! We've all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in AMT366? Also in this episode: passion fruit! Being square! The House of the Rising Sun! Find out more about this episode …

AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums

September 6th, 2018


Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky …

AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department

August 2nd, 2018


A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why …

AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker

June 7th, 2018


While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron …

AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue

May 3rd, 2018


There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in …

AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface

April 5th, 2018


With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on Michael Palin.  There's …

AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku

March 1st, 2018


AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and whether Bowling for …

AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes

February 1st, 2018


Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about this episode at

AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub

January 4th, 2018


It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-to-moderate life …

AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House

December 7th, 2017


Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in …

AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings

November 2nd, 2017


A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array …

AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell

October 5th, 2017


In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour?  We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of …

AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes

September 7th, 2017


There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and …

AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes

August 3rd, 2017


To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not …

AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner

July 6th, 2017


Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who …

AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter

June 1st, 2017


Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit …

AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide

May 4th, 2017


Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when …

AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring

April 6th, 2017


If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate …

AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly

March 2nd, 2017


Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable lessons in AMT348: …

AMT347: Vampire Bats, Mugshots and Shaven Eyebrows

February 2nd, 2017


After AMT347 we have more questions than when we started, eg: Is Michael Parkinson really a giant? Are chocolate fondant puddings actually sexy or is …

AMT346: Mickey Mouse, Warhol's Soup Cans and Rubber Fetishes

January 5th, 2017


Ten years. Ten years! TEN. YEARS. Ten years we've been doing this show. TEN. In that time, technologies have waxed and waned; world leaders have come …

AMT345: The Angel of the North, Cheese Juice, and a Cat Called Anus

December 1st, 2016


Changes are afoot at AMT, as we prepare for our tenth birthday next month. Also in this bumper episode, a listener accidentally embarks upon a showbiz career, another needs to rename her pet, and another is angry at …

AMT344: Staying Alive, Zombie Cockroaches and an Argos Spending Spree

November 17th, 2016


AMT344's questioneers are having their jaws realigned, beheading cockroaches and contemplating eating banana peel. Find out more about this episode …

AMT343: Mount Rushmore, Blood Crime and Heinz Beanz

November 3rd, 2016


At what age are you mutton dressed as lamb? What's the big deal about Mount Rushmore? And how do you prove that you are the world's greatest at dishwasher-stacking? Listen to AMT343 for the answers to these questions …

AMT342: Pathological Liars, the Oscars Curse, and Supergroups

October 20th, 2016


What do you do when your friend has fallen for a pathological liar? Do you a) confront the fibber with evidence of their deceit, or b) write to a …

AMT341: Dirty Diana, McDonald's Fries and Frogs' Legs

October 6th, 2016


In AMT341, Olly has some big news. Is it about his cat? Is it about an amazing bargain he bought at Costco?? Is it about a fake tan spray that never fades??? Is it even better than any of those things???? Listen now to …

AMT340: Fitbits, Whale Poo and Mushy Peas

September 22nd, 2016


Listeners, how terribly remiss of us to make it through three quarters of 2016 without marking the fact that it has been designated by the UN as the …

AMT339: Dalmatians, Jaffa Cakes and Being On Fleek

September 8th, 2016


In AMT339, all hail the greatest Middleton sibling - not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011's favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King! We also discover that Pringles were actually …

AMT338: Olympic Medals, Capital Cities and Cheating At Drug Tests

August 25th, 2016


Your mother's been given some free space cake but she doesn't want to fail her workplace's random drug tests. What should she do? We tackle this …

AMT337: Tandems, Oil Pulling and Reading Mum's Diary

August 11th, 2016


Would you rather: a) be confronted with the reality that your parent is a fully functioning sexual being; b) eat a brain; c) drink Cointreau with a …

AMT336: Slush Puppies, Hush Puppies and Streaking

July 28th, 2016


There are many refreshments in Answer Me This! Episode 336: tea, milk, and a drink Olly describes as 'mashed-up urinal cake in a glass'. It's the new hipster cocktail! There's more about this episode at

AMT335: Lego for the Lovelorn, Oscars for Oscar, and Drugs for Dogs

July 14th, 2016


Who let the dogs out? And who got the dogs stoned? We address these canine questions and many more in Answer Me This! Episode 335. Find out more …

AMT334: Glastonbury, the Genius Bar and the Price of Bricks

June 30th, 2016


While Britain Brexits, the rest of us brick it. Well, one listener certainly does, as the proud owner of a single brick. Congratulations, that man. …

AMT333: Buckingham Palace, Key Parties and Kestrels

June 16th, 2016


In AMT333 we assist listeners with queries about Narnia spin-offs, kestrel welfare and environmentally responsible vibrator disposal. Find out more …


June 2nd, 2016


The show is BACK. During our break, Olly had a son; Helen went outside; and Martin the Sound Man didn't find the escape hatch. So, AMT322 proceeds as …

AMT331: Lads' Mags, Cereal Toys and Blue Rinses

January 28th, 2016


With Olly's baby poised to make his entrance into this world, AMT331 is our last episode before our three-month paternity leave. But there's the all-new AMT Love album ready for your ears at

AMT330: Butlers, Boxing and Bubbles

January 14th, 2016


In AMT330, we ponder upon Air Force One, Donald Duck's familial responsibilities, and whether there's any point to being a boxing champion if you don't have a grill named after you. Is there any point to being anything …

AMT329: Loyalty, Christmas Truthers, and the Shitting Uncle

December 10th, 2015


One questioneer wrestles with the ethics of breeding Christmas-truther children who ruin everything for the other kiddos; another introduces us to the Catalan Christmas tradition we now desperately need to borrow. And …

AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents

November 26th, 2015


How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems …

AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine

November 12th, 2015


Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at
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AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance

October 29th, 2015


Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, …

AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace

October 15th, 2015


Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by failing to listen to …

AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners

October 1st, 2015


Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned …

AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas

September 17th, 2015


What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with this and numerous …

AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend

September 3rd, 2015


Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at

AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood

August 20th, 2015


Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at

AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch

August 6th, 2015


Today's questioneers are concerned about registering their babies, the first ever romantic comedy, and what the hell is so red in red velvet cake.
For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means …

AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says

July 23rd, 2015


Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix.
For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other …

AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip

July 9th, 2015


Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare.
For more details about …

AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box

June 25th, 2015


Today we help listeners deal with their ex-flatmates, their saucy-looking sibling relationships, and their inferiority complexes over their local …

AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa

June 11th, 2015


How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty …

AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On

May 28th, 2015


Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You …

AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads

May 14th, 2015


In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil …

AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory

April 30th, 2015


A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions.
Read more …

AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts

April 16th, 2015


Today we hear from questioneers who are dreaming of Antarctica, dreaming of pub quiz victory, and dreaming of riding a non-tiny wanger.
Read more about the episode at 
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AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame

April 2nd, 2015


Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley …

AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet

March 19th, 2015


Today's episode features post-coital smoking, Cubs in a car crash, and the continuing soap opera of one poor questioneer's life. Visit for more information about this episode, …

AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion

March 5th, 2015


Unsuitable celebrity pets prowl through today's episode; visit to find out more about it. We also take a …

AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers

February 19th, 2015


Today we deliberate over careers, redundancy, hair dye and the Royals eating hot dogs. Jog over to to learn more about this episode.Send questions to

AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts

February 5th, 2015


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AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev

January 22nd, 2015


Jog along to to read all about today's episode.Send questions to, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us …

AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg

January 8th, 2015


Happy new year, listeners! The first AMT of 2015 is an absolute peach, so trot over to  to read all about it.Tweet us

AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert

December 11th, 2014


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AMT303: Dewey Decimals, Sexy Cheese and Disney Turkey Legs

November 27th, 2014


All the information about this episode is at .
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AMT294: Bowling Shoes, Pole Vault and Nude Sunbathing

July 24th, 2014


There's a ton of information about this episode at , so fill your boots.

AMT266: The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs

August 8th, 2013


The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs


May 30th, 2013


Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Luxuries


May 23rd, 2013


Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo


May 16th, 2013


Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies


May 9th, 2013


Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks


May 2nd, 2013


Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS


April 25th, 2013


Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs


April 18th, 2013


Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood


April 11th, 2013


with special guest Isy Suttie


April 4th, 2013


Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls


March 28th, 2013


Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna


March 7th, 2013


The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls


February 28th, 2013


Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario


February 21st, 2013


Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics


February 14th, 2013


Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues


February 7th, 2013


Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox


January 31st, 2013


Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel


January 24th, 2013


Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies


January 17th, 2013


Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish


January 10th, 2013


Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland


December 6th, 2012


Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig


November 29th, 2012


Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids


November 22nd, 2012


Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time


November 15th, 2012


Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex


November 8th, 2012


Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine


November 1st, 2012


James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica


October 25th, 2012


Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants


October 18th, 2012


Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks


October 11th, 2012


Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms


October 4th, 2012


Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K


September 27th, 2012


Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt


September 20th, 2012


The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits


August 16th, 2012


Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury


August 9th, 2012


Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel


August 2nd, 2012


Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay


July 26th, 2012


Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera


July 19th, 2012


Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute


July 12th, 2012


Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell


July 5th, 2012


Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge


June 28th, 2012


The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing


June 21st, 2012


Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair


June 14th, 2012


Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards


June 7th, 2012


Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey


May 31st, 2012


Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk


May 24th, 2012


Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes


May 17th, 2012


Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair


May 10th, 2012


Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall


May 3rd, 2012


Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style


April 26th, 2012


Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor


April 19th, 2012


Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt


March 22nd, 2012


Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions


March 15th, 2012


Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues


March 8th, 2012


Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich


March 1st, 2012


Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino


February 23rd, 2012


with special guest Jackie Mason


February 16th, 2012


Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame


February 9th, 2012


Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting


February 2nd, 2012


Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats


January 26th, 2012


Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab


January 19th, 2012


Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook

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