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Hello! There's a sleighful of fun festive episodes of Helen's podcast the Allusionist over at the theallusionist.org and in the podplaces - episodes …

Milli Vanilli, Marilyn Monroe and Henry VI are amongst the people pored over in this preview of Olly's new comedy-history podcast series 'The Retrospectors' put together especially for Answer Me This! listeners. You can …

Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. But we go out on some terrific inquiries, about pigeon navigation, saving Joni Mitchell's …

For our very last retro AMT, we returned to a favourite from December 2011: AMT200, where we enlisted our families to answer your questions. And, well, it's a novelty not to be embarrassed just by our own past selves …

In AMT399, we find out about tuning church bells, cheetahs being given pet dogs, Olly getting lost in SeaWorld, how pickled onions inspired soft play, and which ways you might be most likely to be killed by a ball pit. …

We're settling a lot of couples' disputes in AMT398. Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney's straight to video sequels? And who's from the biggest village?  Find out …

In AMT397, questioneers want to know when meerkats got so popular, why you'd wear an albatross around your neck, what you do when your friends think …

In AMT396, questioneers are concerned about crabs eating their babies, The Addams Family, and whether their voodoo doll of their office nemesis …

Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because in AMT395 we're learning about the Macarena dance! As well as Rita …

In AMT394, listeners are struggling with questions about genies' feet, treadmills in shoe shops, and their own children's mediocrity. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you …

New year, new questions, about naming ravens at the Tower of London, how glow sticks work, did pirates really walk the plank, and how come prawn cocktail-flavour Pringles bring out one listener in the sweats. Find out …

Jingle those bells, it's festive AMT392, with questions about Elf on the Shelf, fancy advent calendars, CONTENT WARNING: the episode may not be suitable for children, as it contains contains information about parental …

Content warning: animal cruelty. In AMT391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I'm A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there's some mysterious dog magic to compensate. Find out more about this …

Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers - it's the Answer Me This Halloween Special! Featuring SCARY plays, GIANT gourds, …

In AMT389, questioneers need help with being heard through a mask, watermelon rind raining down from upon high, and understanding the financing of …

In AMT388, questioneers wonder about pizza cutters, lolly stick jokes, cubed poo, lawns, and the house in the middle of the M62 motorway. Find out …

In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and …

Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves …

AMT385's questioneers are curious about the financial side of rickrolling, Hollywood teeth, novelty lamps and bleached bumholes. Find out more about …

Welcome! We hope you're doing OK. We're keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you're looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, AMT384 can provide, with questioneers wondering why leopard print is …

AMT383's questioneers need to know what those funny things are called that you stick your face through at the seaside, how many lightbulbs there are …

In AMT382, we hear from questioneers concerned about their friend's expenditure on life coaches, the ethics of placing fake animals on wildlife tours, disposal of an unwanted Book of Mormon, and scattering a …

In AMT381, questioneers are worrying about lost jewels, stinking out the office, dad doing the gardening in the nude, and what happens to trains in Thomas The Tank Engine when they die. Find out more about this episode …

Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let's conclude the 2010s with a bumper episode of festive questions. In AMT380 we learn how the canine actors in the festive film Santa Buddies look …

Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my …

In AMT378, we celebrate the arrival of Olly's new child, and consider listeners' problems with attraction/lack thereof, home security systems, and mathematical nursery rhymes.  Find out more about this episode at . Send …

In AMT377, we go looking for jokes in the Bible. It's...a mixed bag. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. …

Peanuts! Why do pubs have them? Monkeys! Why does Gibraltar have them and the rest of of Europe doesn't? Pickled eggs! Why does anyone eat them? We can't answer that third question, but tackle the others and more in …

In AMT375, mysteries abound: is there a murder plot in Jane Austen's Emma? Why don't newsagents get rich off scratchcards? Can you really make eggs benedict in a microwave? And how the blazes do you get a sieve clean??? …

Greetings, listeners! If you've ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and bonk, we've taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in AMT374. Plus: post-chemo hair; green screens; microwave mug cakes; and …

Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a sled? And how does the …

Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email …

In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at …

This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to …

To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a …

AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you …

In AMT367: the Pope goes for a drive, Dustin Hoffman goes for a walk, and a listener stands in a queue at Epcot. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to

Landlord trouble! We've all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in AMT366? Also in this episode: passion fruit! Being square! The House of the Rising Sun! Find out more about this episode …

Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky …

A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why …

While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron …

There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in …

With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on Michael Palin.  There's …

AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and whether Bowling for …

Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about this episode at …

It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-to-moderate life …

Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in …

A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array …

In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour?  We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of …

There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and …

To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not …

Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who …

Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit …

Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when …

If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate …

Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable lessons in AMT348: …

After AMT347 we have more questions than when we started, eg: Is Michael Parkinson really a giant? Are chocolate fondant puddings actually sexy or is …

Ten years. Ten years! TEN. YEARS. Ten years we've been doing this show. TEN. In that time, technologies have waxed and waned; world leaders have come …

Changes are afoot at AMT, as we prepare for our tenth birthday next month. Also in this bumper episode, a listener accidentally embarks upon a showbiz career, another needs to rename her pet, and another is angry at …

AMT344's questioneers are having their jaws realigned, beheading cockroaches and contemplating eating banana peel. Find out more about this episode …

At what age are you mutton dressed as lamb? What's the big deal about Mount Rushmore? And how do you prove that you are the world's greatest at dishwasher-stacking? Listen to AMT343 for the answers to these questions …

What do you do when your friend has fallen for a pathological liar? Do you a) confront the fibber with evidence of their deceit, or b) write to a …

In AMT341, Olly has some big news. Is it about his cat? Is it about an amazing bargain he bought at Costco?? Is it about a fake tan spray that never fades??? Is it even better than any of those things???? Listen now to …

Listeners, how terribly remiss of us to make it through three quarters of 2016 without marking the fact that it has been designated by the UN as the …

In AMT339, all hail the greatest Middleton sibling - not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011's favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King! We also discover that Pringles were actually …

Your mother's been given some free space cake but she doesn't want to fail her workplace's random drug tests. What should she do? We tackle this …

Would you rather: a) be confronted with the reality that your parent is a fully functioning sexual being; b) eat a brain; c) drink Cointreau with a …

There are many refreshments in Answer Me This! Episode 336: tea, milk, and a drink Olly describes as 'mashed-up urinal cake in a glass'. It's the new hipster cocktail! There's more about this episode at …

Who let the dogs out? And who got the dogs stoned? We address these canine questions and many more in Answer Me This! Episode 335. Find out more …

While Britain Brexits, the rest of us brick it. Well, one listener certainly does, as the proud owner of a single brick. Congratulations, that man. …

In AMT333 we assist listeners with queries about Narnia spin-offs, kestrel welfare and environmentally responsible vibrator disposal. Find out more …

The show is BACK. During our break, Olly had a son; Helen went outside; and Martin the Sound Man didn't find the escape hatch. So, AMT322 proceeds as …

With Olly's baby poised to make his entrance into this world, AMT331 is our last episode before our three-month paternity leave. But there's the all-new AMT Love album ready for your ears at …

In AMT330, we ponder upon Air Force One, Donald Duck's familial responsibilities, and whether there's any point to being a boxing champion if you don't have a grill named after you. Is there any point to being anything …

One questioneer wrestles with the ethics of breeding Christmas-truther children who ruin everything for the other kiddos; another introduces us to the Catalan Christmas tradition we now desperately need to borrow. And …

How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems …

Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode327.
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Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, …

Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by failing to listen to …

Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned …

What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with this and numerous …

Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at …

Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode321.Send …

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Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix.
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Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare.
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How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty …

Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You …

In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil …

A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions.
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The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs

Amazon, Straitjackets and Chips with Gravy

Skee-Lo, Dead Dogs and Picnics

Steampunks, le Tour de France, and ROYAL BABY MADNESS

Ice Cream Vans, Baseball Caps and the Wrath of the Hoff

Iced Coffee, Wimbledon and the Stoicism of Sheep

Helium, Red Bull and Dressing to the Left

Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Luxuries

Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo

Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies

Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks

Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS

Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs

Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood

with special guest Isy Suttie

Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls

Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna

The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls

Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario

Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics

Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues

Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox

Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel

Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies

Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish

Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland

Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig

Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids

Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time

Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex

Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine

James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica

Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants

Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks

Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms

Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K

Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits

Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury

Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel

Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay

Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera

Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute

Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell

Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge

The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing

Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair

Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards

Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey

Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk

Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes

Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair

Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style

Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor

Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt

Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions

Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues

Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich

Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino

with special guest Jackie Mason

Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame

Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting

Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats

Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab

Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook