2 Girls on a Bench the Podcast

Ep. 68 Eh, Screw it!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and this weekend our Bench goes on the road to the Outlier Festival! If you’re local to LA, please join us along with Justine from

Ep. 67 Late Haiku for you!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is new, but late, so very late. Some info is outdated - for instance, if you …

Ep. 66 Hobnobbin

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today starts with a distraction intro that eventually comes back around to one of our favorite …

Ep. 65 Egg Chips & Accents

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Here we are with maybe the best chips ever – if you like eggs, that is. Today’s …

Ep. 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is a compilation of some announcements, outtakes and a revisit to the time we went …

Ep. 63 Jury Doody

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and guess what? We are professional procrastinators and proud of it. Tricia did some writing during her Jury Duty, all about Woody, …

Ep. 62 A Room of One’s Own

Welcome to the bench! FINALLY – June Bench Write Club in July! We want to say thank you for your patience, for listening, …

Ep. 61 Amanda Smart

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. …

Ep. 60 Knob Guide

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We …

Ep. 59 Caramel Gala

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to manage creativity, work and families all at the same time. No problem! Really, it’s the snacks that keep us going, no joke. Today we read …

Ep. 58 Showtime!

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers working on an audio sitcom on the side. Don’t worry, we still find ways to …

Ep. 57 Cranberry Sandwiches

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? Teasing you with …

Ep. 56 Snackbook Connection

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, …

Ep. 55 Steve the Devil Roommate?

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… Laundry and pillows seem to distract us today, along …

Ep. 54 Donut Reboot Time

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… well, at least this month. Today we announce the April …

Ep. 53 Bench Wine and a Baby

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, wearing foil hats broadcasting from our basement. Ok, you got us, we don’t have a basement. We do guarantee a …

Ep. 52 Saucy Puffs

Yo – we’re hungry where’s those Cheetos at? Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. Today we are …

Ep. 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips

Podcasting is truly the best

So what if some think us a pest

We sit on our bench

Behave like a wench

And end with …

Ep. 50 Surviving the Plague

Oh man, did we miss our BENCH! We’ve been through some crazy sickness. Fingers crossed we have put in our time for the year. Please, no more! Today we finally read our February …

Ep. 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds

Welcome to the bench! We are OUT SICK! But we still wanted to bring you something from the bench – so here’s some outtakes, and a FLASHBACK to the story of Tricia’s stalker in the 90s. …

Ep. 48 Podiversary!

Welcome to the bench! We are bringing our britches to the table today to celebrate our PODIVERSARY! Lots of sale valentine candy, lots of red wine and we even do a writing prompt! Thank you for …

Ep. 47 List of Psychic Things

Welcome to the bench! Today we are chatting bench tattoos, our upcoming Pod-iversary, frozen desserts  and kidney stones… We also bring you Part 2 of our interview with Shari, our friend, …

Ep. 46 Makeup and Mediums

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. We had a really good reason to procrastinate this …

Ep 45 #BenchWriteClub Chrispiracy

It’s Bench Write Club time! Thank you all for submissions. You sent quite a variety and we thoroughly enjoyed reading them! In this episode we have a ton of coffee and become omnipotent …

Ep. 44 Bench Retreat

Welcome to the bench! BREAKING NEWS! Siana has been found – after a snack ransom, she’s back! We decided to take our bench on the road and head to the ocean, and we take you with us! The sound may …

Ep. 43 Benchling Invasion

Welcome to the bench! Siana is missing! Instead a benchling has invaded her spot on the show. Join in to hear about Dr. Suess, in addition to a Suess inspired writing prompt. And there may be a …

Ep. 42 Beets & Scary Dolls

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about …

Ep. 41 List Hard!

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. Today, in addition to snacks, we got crabs (TO EAT) for …

Ep. 40 Better with Butter

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… more stress than ever before, so that means we need BUTTER! We have our own …

Ep. 39 Mimosa Party for One

It’s time for a birthday on the bench! Tricia celebrates her birthday with some hot stone adventures brought to you by …

Ep. 38 FLASHBACK to Free Cheese

To kick off December we want to share a flashback episode, where not only do we List Hard, we also have a bit of …

Ep. 37 It’s all about the food

We are back. Well, we never left! We continue into our month of food, and dive deep into our love of all things edible. Except human flesh… yeah guys, it gets weird. Also - we wanna know …

Ep. 36 Days of the Week

This is a throwback episode we recorded before the wildfires in CA, which is why we are still talking about Halloween and why we seem surprised that Thanksgiving is coming so fast. However, we …

Ep. 35 Fires and Evacuation

It’s been quite a week, but we are safe in California, after a lot of stress. We wanted to check in and share some resources for donating if you want to give support. We also believe humor is …

Ep. 34 Bench Origin Inception

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks and/or drinks. Sometimes we can’t think of words …

Ep33 Scary Tales #BenchWriteClub #AlltheHorror

Welcome to our last #AllTheHorrorcollaboration on the bench! Tonight, cuddle up with some hot cocoa …

Ep32 Mel Brooks and the Banshees #AlltheHorror

Welcome to #AllTheHorroron the bench! Today we are joined by Melissa of the Brook Reading Podcast (@BrookReadingPod ). Together we tackle a bit of Ray Bradbury, a writing …

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks and or drinks. Sometimes we fight, ok? Deal with it! Today’s writing prompt is …

Ep30 #AllTheHorror – Demon Roomies

Welcome to the bench! We are two long time friends and writing partners, chatting about our favorite snacks. And also procrastinating… eventually we’ll finish something! This episode …

Episode 29 #AllTheHorror – Just a Poe Boy

Welcome to the bench! It’s getting a little spooky over here – just in time for Halloween! Join our first All the Horror episode, the first of 31 halloweenie shows brought to …

Episode 28 – PBJ Writing Method

Welcome to the bench! We are 2 frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, …

Episode 27 – 2 Girls Walking

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and you guessed it - we procrastinate on the bench! First of all, we wanted to point out that it’s National Suicide …

Episode 26 – Stress Apple

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and you guessed it - we procrastinate on the bench! Today we talk about where we were on 9/11 and try to not be too serious …

Episode 25 – A Very Brady Write Club

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and you guessed it - we procrastinate on the bench! Today we announce our new Network – PODFIX! We are so excited …

Episode 24 – This bench walks into a bar…

Episode 23 – Days of our Podcast
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our podcast! Join us for a very soapy jaunt down the bench memory lane, including some dramatic writing prompts that may shock you! …

Episode 22 – Late night bench
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and tonight we stay up WAY past our betime! Join in the delirium, the snacking and the song parodies. Stay for the Mime …

Episode 21 – Yoo-Hoo with a Hyphen
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and don’t worry, we still procrastinate… This …

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and you guessed it - we procrastinate on the bench! Today we are joined for coffee and (gluten free!) muffins by activist, author and friend Stephanie …

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench!
We have officially survived our first slumber party, and include the girls on a special #snackbook …

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench!

Today hilarity ensues while we discuss balls, tiny wishes and even a teeny genie. Join us as we …

It’s time for the episode you’ve been (literally) waiting for! After 2 weeks off, we are finally back with the launch of the #BenchWriteClub! In addition, there will be chicken #snackbook fun, along with a dash of …

Episode 16 - Socks a plenty!
We have a lot of socks! And an attacking white board! And so so many snacks!
But most importantly, we have a big writing announcement. It’s time to keep up the momentum of writing prompts and …

It’s been a rough day for a month! It’s been so rough, our list for this week includes a bunch of things that suck and one of them is brown rice pasta. Find out why Tricia has a fear of marshmallows and what really …

Episode 14 is finally here! After a week off we're back! Join us (and a bit of whiskey) for a rant about #hashtags, an awful #snackbook for post …

It's time for Episode 13! We are a bit late for Mother's Day, but we honor it by not only being moms, but by listing out our favorite film and tv moms. Listen as Tricia flubs almost every tv and film reference she makes …

It's time for episode 12, full of robust snacks ranging from bad to worse! We join our friends @nastysnackspod in a journey of disgusting treats. …

Yes - in fact, we do go to 11! Episode 11, to be exact. On this episode we cover Tricia's thing with salad, dive into a super tower of snacks, and rant about rainbows and unicorns. We even read an email from a Real Life …

We got snacks, we got writing, we got celebrating and we got distracted!

Join us, won't you! Take a 3 minute break and join our weekly writing prompt - send in your response to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com so we can share …

Episode 9 is late, in the delirium of our hot recording "basement" - life interrupted our standard release. But we are here now! So join us, won't you? Help us make a list of what makes a serial killer lovable while …

What episode is this? We may not be sure but it's ready! This week we write about mysterious keys, reminise about a close talking co-worker, eat some …

Episode 7 is here! What wonders were found in the vault this week? Maybe something about a gaggle of todds, some very stalky letters from the vault …

Even though it took several hours (we blame Lifetime), here's episode 6. Hold onto your butts for a little of everything including why we hate Luis …

Join us for the rambling Episode 5, where we accidentally tell the story of our really bad martini party... so very bad. There's snacks, of course, a lame St. Patrick's Day list and even more randomness. You know you …

On Episode 4 we take a "deep dive" into some work sayings that you may have heard, and toss out some new ones to try at that next meeting. Our writing exercise reveals more about our top secret project while we try not …

We are back with Episode 3. Join us on a journey of self-realization and peace... just kidding, it's us guys! We talk about snacks, dig into our …

Time for Episode 2 from 2 girls on a bench! Yes, we followed through and didn't leave our podcast unfinished like so many of our writing projects. …

Welcome to our first episode! We dive right into our favorite things - making lists, writing exercises, a page from Pipila, and of course - snacks! Share your favorite snacks with us @2girlsonabench on Twitter and …