2 Dumb For This
Trenton has a sensitive gag reflex and likes guns, burgers, and babes. He podcasts with a banjo and a high-flying American flag behind his desk. Jesse is a free-thinking vegan hippie who cries a lot. We actually think he has a low T problem and might be turning into a lady. Join these two best frien… read more
About the Hosts
Trenton
Host
Trenton has a sensitive gag reflex and likes guns, burgers, and babes. He podcasts with a banjo and a high-flying American flag behind his desk.
Jesse
Host
Jesse is a free-thinking vegan hippie who cries a lot. We actually think he has a low T problem and might be turning into a lady.
What fans say about the podcast
The best part of waking up is seeing a new episode of @2dumbforthis is ready for download!
If you are looking for smart clever intelligent conversation about current news in our political climate then go somewhere else because this podcast is all about the fun and laughs great job guys keep it up
— Welldagum
All Episodes
Ari "The Sperminator" Nagel
July 4th, 2019
Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, …
"Ari "The Sperminator" Nagel" Launches Thursday, July 4
July 3rd, 2019
Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, …
Dusty Slay
June 25th, 2019
Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. …
TEASER: "Dusty Slay" launches Tuesday, June 25
June 24th, 2019
Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. …
Maddie Ross
June 18th, 2019
Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross's new album Never Have I Ever "an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP." Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton's farts. …
We Pussed Out (Behind the Scenes Audio)
June 17th, 2019
The previous episode sucked. And it ends really quickly without much explanation. After the episode ended, Trenton and Jesse kept recording. We're gonna play the behind the scenes episode for you to let you know that we …
TEASER: "Maddie Ross" Launches Tuesday, June 18
June 17th, 2019
Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross's new album Never Have I Ever "an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP." Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton's farts. …
Scary Stories Documentary (Cody Meirick, Producer/Director)
June 11th, 2019
Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary …
TEASER: Scary Stories Documentary (Producer/Director Cody Meirick)
June 10th, 2019
This episode launches Tuesday, June 11. Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the …
Jesse Jane
June 4th, 2019
Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, …
TEASER: "Jesse Jane" launches Tuesday, June 4
June 3rd, 2019
Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, …
BEST OF: Those Thumbs Tho
May 31st, 2019
This is a BEST OF clip from our episode called BRACKLE DACKLE. Enjoy it. Listen to the full episode!
Get access to bonus episodes and other cool …
The Suitcase Junket
May 28th, 2019
Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. Don't miss this one. Listen now!
Listen to The Suitcase Junket's latest album Mean Dog, …
TEASER: "The Suitcase Junket" launches Tuesday, May 28
May 27th, 2019
Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. This episode launches Tuesday, May 28.
Listen to The Suitcase Junket's latest album Mean …
Kevin McDonald
May 21st, 2019
Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind …
TEASER: "Kevin McDonald" launches Tuesday, May 21
May 20th, 2019
"Kevin McDonald" launches Tuesday, May 21! Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy …
The VelociPastor (Brendan Steere, Writer/Director; and stars Greg Cohan and Alyssa Kempinski)
May 14th, 2019
The folks behind the viral sensation The Velocipastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The …
TEASER: "The VelociPastor" launches Tuesday, May 14
May 13th, 2019
The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The …
We Got Stood Up, Welldagum Surprises the Show
May 7th, 2019
Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA superstar celebrity... TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And …
TEASER: "We Got Stood Up" launches Tuesday, May 7
May 6th, 2019
Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA superstar celebrity... TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And …
Ashley Resch
April 30th, 2019
Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the …
TEASER: "Ashley Resch" launches Tuesday, April 30
April 29th, 2019
Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the …
Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio
April 23rd, 2019
Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave are hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. How do they do the magical things they do with …
TEASER: Sideserf Cake Studio launches Tuesday, April 23
April 22nd, 2019
Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave and hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. Want to see Prison Mike in cake form? Check them …
Jesse's Family in Studio (PART 2)
April 16th, 2019
Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 2 of a very special …
Jesse's Family in Studio (PART 1)
April 9th, 2019
Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 1 of a very special …
TEASER: "Jesse's Family in Studio (PART 1)" is launching Tuesday, April 9
April 8th, 2019
Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. Part 1 launches Tuesday, April 9. …
Tracy Pereira
March 26th, 2019
Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts. Listen now!
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TEASER: "Tracy Pereira" is coming Tuesday, March 26
March 25th, 2019
"Tracy Pereira" launches Tuesday, March 26. Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts.
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Mike Bocchetti
March 19th, 2019
The one, the only Mike Bocchetti joins Trenton and Jesse on this very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. The guys talk food, the Civil War, …
TEASER: "Mike Bocchetti" is launching Tuesday, March 19th
March 18th, 2019
"Mike Bocchetti" launches Tuesday, March 19. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with the one and only comedian Mike Bocchetti. The guys spend an hour with Mike talking about sobriety, the civil war, and …
Brackle Dackle
March 12th, 2019
Trenton used to do WHAT in the pool?! In "Brackle Dackle," Trenton and Jesse take calls from Josh in Colorado and Todd in Iowa. Todd's mom is a good …
"Brackle Dackle" is launching Tuesday, March 12
March 11th, 2019
"Brackle Dackle" launches Tuesday, March 12. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with Todd from Iowa. Todd tells the guys he has a cat with a dick nose and it ends with Jesse puking down his shirt. You …
Everyone Should Watch Abducted in Plain Sight
March 5th, 2019
WARNING: This episode contains spoilers and graphic content. Children should not listen to this episode, or really any other of our shows for that …
Teaser: "Abducted in Plain Sight Special Spectacular" is coming Tuesday, March 5
March 4th, 2019
Our new show "Abducted in Plain Sight Special Spectacular" is coming Tuesday, March 5. Trenton and Jesse spend the entire episode talking about the …
Trenton's Super Happy Magic Birthday XXXtravaganza
February 26th, 2019
Trenton celebrates a birthday! What did his wife get for him? I dunno, you'll have to listen to find out. But it's something BIG. Jesse gets pissy with smartphones. And the boys get trapped in a closet with R Kelly.
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TEASER: "Trenton's Super Happy Magic Birthday XXXtravaganza" launches Tuesday, February 26
February 25th, 2019
Episode #26 is coming Tuesday, February 26. Trenton had a birthday and you won't believe what his wife got him!! Check out this clip from the upcoming show and tune-in on Tuesday to hear all about Trenton's big surprise …
Vajazzle Your Beard
January 22nd, 2019
Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There's lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been discovered (you won't believe …
TEASER: "Vajazzle Your Beard" is launching Tuesday, January 22
January 22nd, 2019
Episode #25 is coming Tuesday, January 22. Check out this clip! Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There's lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his …
21 HUMP STREET
December 18th, 2018
Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the shits. And they come back with a vengeance. Listen as they take you behind the scenes of Destroy Dick December, 21 Hump Street, and the rising …
TEASER: "21 Hump Street" is launching Tuesday, December 18
December 17th, 2018
In this teaser clip for Episode #24, Trenton cooks up a plan to go undercover as a high school kid to hit on hot teachers. Episode #24 launches …
BEST OF: People Under the Leather Daddy
December 5th, 2018
In this throwback clip from Episode #10, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 1991 movie People Under the Stairs. Jesse has seen the movie "like 10 times." And Trenton googles Leather Daddy and is never the same.
Call and …
You Smell Like Prestige and Semen
November 28th, 2018
Things get extra squirrely in Episode #23 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on Mars.
Call and …
TEASER: "You Smell Like Prestige and Semen" launches Wednesday, November 28
November 27th, 2018
Don't eat the Romaine! Here's the intro for show #23, coming bright and early Wednesday, November 28. In the upcoming episode, Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on …
Thanksgiving Special (Part 2)
November 22nd, 2018
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! In the exciting conclusion of our very first two-part Thanksgiving Special, we discuss Cyber Monday, Pauly Shore, and …
Thanksgiving Special (Part 1)
November 20th, 2018
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! Trenton and Jesse discuss their upcoming Thanksgiving plans, Trenton brainstorms how many wild turkeys he could take in …
TEASER: "Thanksgiving Special (PART 1)" is launching Tuesday, November 20
November 19th, 2018
If Trenton get cornered by a gang of wild turkeys, how many could he take down? Part of the 2 DUMB FOR THIS Thanksgiving Special comes out Tuesday, …
BEST OF: Jesse is Turning Into a Lady
November 18th, 2018
Jesse believes he has Low T. Trenton gets suspicious when Jesse starts singing like a lounge singer and discussing his love of baking. Trenton thinks Jesse is turning into a lady.
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Introducing Iron Hole
November 15th, 2018
Trenton and Jesse brainstorm their own original super hero named Iron Hole. They also discuss No Nut November, dangerous animals in Australia, and …
TEASER: "Introducing Iron Hole" is launching Thursday, November 15
November 14th, 2018
Trenton and Jesse invent a new super hero named Iron Hole. Episode #20 is coming out on Thursday, November 14. And you won't want to miss it.
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BEST OF: Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts
November 8th, 2018
This is where it all started. Trenton and Jesse have been kicking around the idea of starting a podcast for over a decade (Jesse still has his old …
Take Your Dum Dums and Shove 'Em Up Your Bum Bum
November 6th, 2018
In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween and 90s music.
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TEASER: "Take Your Dums Dums and Shove 'Em Up Your Bum Bum" launches Tuesday, November 6
November 5th, 2018
Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6. Listen to the teaser here! In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween costumes and 90s music.
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Huge Fireman's Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg
October 23rd, 2018
What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. …
Don't Ever Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole
October 16th, 2018
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Call our new studio line 512-333-1608
October 1st, 2018
In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Listen now!
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Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish Metal Aid
September 25th, 2018
In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the …
Soaked from the Bone
September 10th, 2018
In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen …
Do you toss the salads yourself?
September 4th, 2018
In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You're …
2 Swingin' For This
August 28th, 2018
In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin' good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and …
AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody Pooped in the Bed
August 23rd, 2018
In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of …
Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY EDITION)
August 13th, 2018
In Episode #10, Trenton dry heaves... A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can't stop …
Boobs vs. Butts
August 7th, 2018
In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially …
Pork 'n Puddin'
July 30th, 2018
In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin' days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where …
Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted Boners
July 23rd, 2018
In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.
Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster
July 16th, 2018
In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit …
Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death
July 9th, 2018
Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the …
Ignore The First Three Episodes
July 5th, 2018
In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their shit together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we're not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the …
Havin' a Roni
July 2nd, 2018
In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.
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New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things
June 25th, 2018
In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the …
The Pilot
June 18th, 2018
In the Pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton's recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.
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