Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

85 EpisodesProduced by Kyle Ayers, Starburns AudioWebsite

Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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Lane Moore has never seen The Graduate

September 12th, 2019

53:33
Lane Moore has never seen The Graduate, but she rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Dana Vaughn and Daniel Shar. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, and play Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and Dad …

Never Seen It LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter

September 5th, 2019

1:26:39
This week, we're bringing you a never before released episode from the vault! On this live show at LA's Dynasty Typewriter, Kyle has never seen Law …

Dave Ross has never seen La La Land

August 29th, 2019

1:11:45
Dave Ross has never seen La La Land, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Jason Burke. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and TWO Dad games! 

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Rob Haze has never seen Thelma and Louise

August 22nd, 2019

1:19:55
Rob Haze has never seen Thelma and Louise, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from CJ Toledano. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play a …

Rae Sanni has never seen A Star is Born

August 15th, 2019

1:23:01
Rae Sanni has never seen A Star is Born, but she rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Dana Vaughn. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and Kyle's Dad Trailer Game! 

Dan Sheehan has never seen Twin Peaks

August 8th, 2019

1:19:26
Dan Sheehan has never seen Twin Peaks, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Diego McCafferty. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play a new game called Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters, Character …

Never Seen It LIVE at Just For Laughs

August 1st, 2019

56:59
Special LIVE Never Seen It from the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada. With Kurt Braunohler (never seen Braveheart), Chris Redd, …

Kyle Ayers has never seen The Goonies

July 25th, 2019

58:00
Kyle has never seen any The Goonies, but he rewrote it and is joined in studio by Kenny DeForest and Marlena Rodriguez to read it. We talk Shame Bracket, and play Before & Afters, and Character Card Head Game. 

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Alex Edelman has never seen Sex and the City

July 18th, 2019

1:08:57
Comedian Alex Edelman has never seen Sex and the City, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Daniel Shar and Jono Zalay. Then we talk Movie Shame Bracket, play a triumphant round of Before and Afters, …

Joe McAdam & Chris Stephens aka BUTT have never seen Rocketman

July 11th, 2019

1:26:58
Joe McAdam & Chris Stephens aka BUTT have never seen Rocketman, but they rewrote it, and we read their hilarious script. We also get into the Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, What Movie is this Roger …

Alison Zeidman has never seen JFK

July 4th, 2019

1:18:27
Alison Zeidman has never seen JFK, but she rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Diego McCafferty. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Kyle's Dad Trailer Game, and more! 





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Max Silvestri has never seen Some Like It Hot

June 27th, 2019

1:10:12
Max Silvestri has never seen Some Like It Hot! He rewrote it, and we read his shockingly spot-on script with help from Caleb Synan. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Character Card Head, Kyle's Dad …

Clark Jones has never seen Stranger Things

June 20th, 2019

1:00:07
Clark Jones has never seen Stranger Things! He rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Michael Joyce. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, and Kyle's Dad Trailer Game! For an extended episode …

Ted Kupper has never seen Crash

June 13th, 2019

1:11:01
Ted Kupper has never seen Crash! He rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Caleb Synan. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Character Card Head, and Kyle's Dad Trailer Game!

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Ahri Findling has never seen The Passion of the Christ

June 6th, 2019

1:15:58
Ahri Findling has never seen The Passion of the Christ! He rewrote it, and we read his script in studio, with help from his brother Noah Findling. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Character Card …

Tommy McNamara and Tom Thakkar have never seen Eyes Wide Shut [FIXED]

May 30th, 2019

1:13:09
Tommy McNamara and Tom Thakkar have never seen Eyes Wide Shut! They rewrite it, and we read their insanely ridiculous script. We play before and …

Casey James Salengo has never seen The Wizard of Oz

May 23rd, 2019

1:05:33
Casey James Salengo has never seen The Wizard of Oz, but he rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined in studio by Ryan Beck and Will Winner, …

Alison Leiby has never seen The Sopranos

May 16th, 2019

1:19:46
Alison Leiby has never seen The Sopranos. She rewrites it, and we read her script in studio. One of the most accurate scripts the show has ever had! We talk Never Seeing Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, and more. …

Special Episode: Kyle Writes National Treasure 3

May 9th, 2019

1:22:06
In an attempt to will the movie into the world, Kyle has written a hypothetical National Treasure III. Jono Zalay, Adam Newman, and Grant Gordon return to help read it. 

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Dave Ross has never seen Basic Instinct

May 2nd, 2019

1:16:21
Dave Ross has never seen Basic Instinct, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Georgea Brooks, we try to figure out if Michael Douglas is in scary movies, play Before & Afters, Character …

Jenny Jaffe has never seen Downton Abbey

April 25th, 2019

1:05:48
Jenny Jaffe has never seen Downton Abbey, but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Joined in studio by Jono Zalay, we hear Jenny's guesses of what Top Gun is about, play Character Card Head Game, and more!

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Steve Hernandez has never seen Casablanca

April 18th, 2019

1:24:53
Steve Hernandez has never seen Casablanca, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Julia Loken, we reminisce about movie pass, …

Mike Bridenstine has never seen Glass

April 11th, 2019

1:10:52
Mike Bridenstine has never seen Glass, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Dan Sheehan, we talk about movie twists, debut a new Mad Men-inspired game, and also play Before & Afters, …

Greta Titelman has never seen The West Wing

April 4th, 2019

1:12:49
Greta Titelman has never seen The West Wing, but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Joined in studio by Kenny DeForest, we play Character Card Head Game, Kyle’s Dad Trailer Game, and more!

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Kenny DeForest has never seen Dallas

March 28th, 2019

1:06:12
Kenny DeForest has never seen Dallas, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Dave Ross, we play Before and Afters, Character Card Game, Kyle’s Dad Trailer Game, and more!
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Adam Newman has never seen Lost

March 21st, 2019

1:18:24
Adam Newman has never seen Lost, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Grant Gordon, we play Before and Afters, Character Card Game, Kyle’s Dad Trailer Game, and more!

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Chris Garcia has never seen Deadpool

March 14th, 2019

1:08:53
Chris Garcia has never seen Deadpool, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Karl Hess, we play Before and Afters, Character …

Giulia Rozzi Has Never Seen Rocky

March 7th, 2019

1:13:43
Giulia Rozzi has never seen Rocky, but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Joined in studio by Will Miles, we play Before and Afters, Character …

Taylor Ortega Has Never Seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

February 28th, 2019

1:12:24
Taylor Ortega (new Kim Possible movie!) has never seen 2001; A Space Odyssey. She rewrote it, and we read her script. Joined in studio by Ryan Singer, we talk being in a movie and the wide array of fans from it, play …

Never Seen It Oscars 2019!

February 21st, 2019

1:24:31
Never Seen It Oscars Episode! A couple of us tackle some 2019 Best Picture nominees we’ve never seen. Kyle rewrites Vice, and Todd Sklar rewrites Green Book. Joined also by Ryan Singer, we play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer …

DC Pierson Has Never Seen Dirty Dancing

February 14th, 2019

1:12:24
DC Pierson has never seen Dirty Dancing, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Todd Sklar, we talk about Mystery Team, and play Before & Afters and Kyle's Dad Trailer game.

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Christi Chiello has never seen E.T.

February 7th, 2019

1:12:05
Comedian Christi Chiello has never seen E.T., but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Joined in studio by Caleb Synan, we talk about their love for Survivor, why The World's Best will never work, and play Before …

Teresa Lee has never seen Se7en

January 31st, 2019

1:12:52
Teresa Lee (Cracked) has never seen Se7en. She rewrites it, and we read her script. We talk horror movies, Fincher and male-obsession directors, Teresa’s horror movie inventions, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer, and more. …

Kyle Ayers has never seen Law & Order

January 24th, 2019

1:13:44
It's the one year anniversary of Never Seen It! Kyle has never seen any iteration of Law & Order, but he rewrote it and is joined in studio by Caleb Synan and Dave Ross to read it. We play the What Character Am I …

Blair Socci has never seen Game of Thrones

January 17th, 2019

57:55
Blair Socci has never seen Game of Thrones, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Joined in studio by Andrew Collin, we play the What Film/TV …

Andrew Collin has never seen A Star Is Born

January 10th, 2019

1:19:17
Andrew Collin (SiriusXM) has never seen A Star Is Born! But he rewrote it, and we read his script. Joined in studio by Dave Ross, we give the script …

Joel Kim Booster has never seen The Revenant

January 3rd, 2019

59:04
Joel Kim Booster has never seen The Revenant! He rewrote it for a live show, and now comes on the pod and we read his script. We talk about trash TV, moviegoing, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer game, and more! Joined in …

Will Miles has never seen Star Wars

December 27th, 2018

1:10:14
Will Miles has never seen Star Wars. He rewrote it, and we read his script. We talk about the crowd’s hilarious reaction to his script at a live Never Seen It show, play some Before and Afters, and more! Joined in …

Special Happy Holidays Time Episode

December 20th, 2018

1:08:04
Some of the wonderful Starburns Audio Family joins Kyle to read Kyle’s “Miracle on 34th Street” script. Plus, TWO more scripts! Head Card Character …

Dino Stamatopoulos has never seen Brokeback Mountain

December 13th, 2018

1:00:42
Dino Stamatopoulos (Mr. Show, Moral Orel) has never seen Brokeback Mountain, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Tish …

Matt Rogers has never seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind

December 6th, 2018

1:16:12
Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) has never seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Greta …

Nick Turner has never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

November 29th, 2018

1:15:50
Nick Turner (Comedy Central, Late Night with Seth Meyers) has never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. He rewrites what he believes the sequel is, and we …

Tom Cowell has never seen Harry Potter

November 22nd, 2018

57:27
Tom Cowell has never seen Harry Potter! But he rewrote it, and we read his script. He is from the UK, and that feels worth mentioning up top here. We talk about the giant scale of the Potter universe, play Kyle’s Dad …

Corinne Fisher has never seen Titanic

November 15th, 2018

1:02:38
Corinne Fisher (Guys We F***ed Podcast) has never seen Titanic! She rewrote it, and we read her script. We talk with Corinne about her specific, deliberate reasoning behind not seeing Titanic. Plus Kyle's Dad Movie …

Never Seen It: Fan Scripts

November 8th, 2018

1:06:48
Our fans have never seen a LOT of movies! Enjoy our special episode where we read through a bunch of fan-submitted scripts! If you’ve never seen something, send us a script at neverseenitshow@gmail.com and it may end up …

Jared Logan has never seen Solo

November 1st, 2018

1:08:17
Jared Logan (Comedy Central, James Corden) has never seen Solo. Despite being a huge Star Wars fan, Jared just never really saw it. He uses his Star …

Amy Miller has never seen Saw & Billy Wayne Davis has never seen Carrie

October 25th, 2018

1:02:00
A double-script-scary-movie-Halloween-episode! Amy Miller has never seen Saw. Billy Wayne Davis has never seen Carrie. They rewrite them, and we read their scripts in studio. We also play Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! …

Steve Agee has never seen An American Werewolf in London

October 18th, 2018

1:12:30
Steve Agee has never seen An American Werewolf in London. He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined by friend of the pod Todd Sklar, we talk …

Brendon Walsh has never seen The Sting

October 11th, 2018

1:06:26
Brendon Walsh has never seen The Sting. He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined by Dave Ross, we play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Something Title Game, Reverse Movie Scene Audio, Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! We also …

Marlena Rodriguez has never seen "The Shape of Water"

October 4th, 2018

1:04:37
Marlena Rodriguez (The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen The Shape of Water. She rewrites it, and we read her script. We talk about how Marlena’s viewing habits have changed since writing for TV, and how it …

Adam Lowitt has never seen The Grey

September 27th, 2018

55:10
Adam Lowitt (Who Is America?, The Daily Show) has never seen The Grey! He rewrites it, and we read his script in studio. We talk about Liam Neeson …

Kurt Braunohler has never seen Braveheart

September 20th, 2018

1:03:45
Kurt Braunohler (The Big Sick, Bob’s Burgers) has never seen Braveheart! He rewrites it, and we read his script. Plus, Kurt shares his favorite, most watched movies of all-time (that we might have never heard of), …

Joe DeRosa has never seen Top Gun

September 13th, 2018

1:20:20
Joe DeRosa has never seen Top Gun! He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined in studio by Mekki Leeper, we talk fandom, franchises, and maybe a third thing that starts with f. Plus so much more! Please rate and …

Scotty Landes has never seen Dallas Buyers Club

September 6th, 2018

1:08:55
Scotty Landes (Who is America?, Workaholics) has never seen Dallas Buyers Club, but he rewrites it, and we read his script. We talk Oscar-bait …

Kara Klenk, Megan Gailey, & Christy Coffey have never seen The Matrix

August 30th, 2018

1:08:40
Kara Klenk, Megan Gailey, and Christy Coffey have never seen The Matrix! They rewrite it, and we read their scripts. Plus we talk about their viewing habits, going to movies together, play Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! …

Charles Gould has never seen Die Hard

August 23rd, 2018

1:10:20
Charles Gould has never seen Die Hard, but he rewrote it. We talk action franchises, bring in Todd Sklar (whose favorite movie is Die Hard), and play …

Miel Bredouw has never seen Shawshank Redemption

August 16th, 2018

1:13:33
Miel Bredouw has never seen Shawshank Redemption (!!!). She rewrites it, and we read her script in studio. We talk about how she, in fact, hasn’t seen a TON of typically prestige pictures. We play Kyle’s Dad Movie …

Todd Sklar has never seen Avengers: Infinity War.

August 9th, 2018

55:26
Todd Sklar (who previously Dunkirked us all on this podcast) has never see Avengers: Infinity War. Or any of them, for that matter. We read Todd’s script, talk movie franchises, play some Before and Afters and Cattle …

Daniel Van Kirk has never seen Hoosiers

August 2nd, 2018

1:08:04
Daniel Van Kirk (Dumb People Town, Pen Pals pods) has never seen Hoosiers. Matt Brousseau (Profiles In Eccentricity) joins in as we talk best sports movies, debate which sport makes the best movies, and have our …

Kyle Ayers has never seen some of his friends’ favorite movies

July 26th, 2018

58:34
Kyle Ayers has never seen some of his friends’ favorite movies! He’s never seen Langston Kerman’s favorite, Ghostbusters. He’s never seen Steph …

Aaron Woodall & Jessa Reed have never seen Dazed and Confused or Million Dollar Baby

July 19th, 2018

1:12:57
Aaron Woodall and Jessa Reed (The Mormon and the Meth Head) have never seen Dazed and Confused or Million Dollar Baby (respectively), but they …

Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes

July 12th, 2018

59:47
Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano (creators of HBO’s Animals) have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes (respectively), but they rewrote them. We also talk about their show Animals on HBO, the change in film …

Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King

July 5th, 2018

1:10:59
Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King (!!!!!!!) but she rewrote it, and we read it in studio, along with a LIVE piano score from Yusong Liu. Plus the return of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad Is Describing Based Off Only …

Charla Lauriston has never seen Beasts of No Nation

June 28th, 2018

1:16:30
Charla Lauriston (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen Beasts of No Nation, but she rewrote it! We talk about film distribution, prestige films not in theaters, as well as African and African-American portrayal in …

The Hosts of You're Making It Worse have never seen Fast and the Furious

June 21st, 2018

1:16:18
The You’re Making It Worse Guys (Eliot Glazer, Brent Sullivan, and H. Alan Scott) have never seen ANY of Fast and the Furious, but they rewrote it, …

Las Culturiatas have never seen Network or Cruel Intentions

June 14th, 2018

1:08:18
Las Culturistas are in studio! Bowen Yang has never seen Cruel Intentions. Matt Rogers has never seen Network. We talk about comedians watching …

Caleb Synan has never seen Top Gun

June 7th, 2018

57:57
Caleb Synan (Conan) has never seen Top Gun, but he rewrote it. We have too much fun with the script this week. Caleb and Babs Erwin talk about binging Survivor over prestige-TV. There’s also some before and afters, …

Ryan Ridley has never seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact

May 31st, 2018

1:07:50
Ryan Ridley (Rick & Morty) has never seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Who has? He rewrites it, and we read it in studio. We jump into talking about remakes, reboots, and the necessity of any of it. We get into …

Barry Rothbart & Lucas Neff have never seen Pretty in Pink & Pretty Woman

May 17th, 2018

1:10:49
Barry Rothbart has never seen Pretty in Pink, and Lucas Neff has never seen Pretty Woman, so they wrote them. We talk about how movies hold up over …

Henry Zebrowski has never seen Mary Poppins

May 10th, 2018

1:12:30
Henry Zebrowski (The Last Podcast on the Left) has never seen Mary Poppins, but he rewrote it. We talk good horror, pointless remakes, and we have a bonus script, Black Mirror, never seen by Kyle. Plus some haunting …

Flula Borg has never seen No Country for Old Men

May 3rd, 2018

1:01:50
Flula Borg (Pitch Perfect 2) has never seen No Country for Old Men, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about Flula seeing movies growing up in …

Martha Kelly has never seen The Big Lebowski

April 26th, 2018

1:08:32
Martha Kelly (FX’s Baskets) has never seen The Big Lebowski, but she rewrote it. This week we talk about movies based around their hype, and we get …

Ryan Singer has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street

April 19th, 2018

1:14:50
Ryan Singer (Me & Paranormal You, frequent Never Seen It guest) has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street, but he rewrote it. We talk about what he …

Dan Harmon has never seen Lawrence of Arabia

April 12th, 2018

1:03:11
Dan Harmon (!!!) has never seen Lawrence of Arabia, but he rewrote it. This week we are joined by the one and only Dan Harmon, who rewrote the famed Lawrence of Arabia. We talk about epic movies, spending time seeing …

Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede

April 5th, 2018

57:13
Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede, but together they rewrote it. This week we talk about different types of horror movies, ranging from gore to thriller, people’s fascination with films like …

Noah Gardenswartz has never see Silence of the Lambs

March 29th, 2018

50:09
Noah Gardenswartz (Comedy Central, Comedy Knockout) has never see Silence of the Lambs, but he rewrote it. In this episode Noah has completely mastered Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Based Only Off Seeing the …

Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers

March 22nd, 2018

1:01:56
Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers, but she rewrote it. In fact, she’s not 100% certain who is in The Avengers to begin with. This week we talk about super hero movies, keeping up in general, and spending too much …

Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface

March 15th, 2018

1:00:48
Langston Kerman (HBO’s Insecure) has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about how much you can know about a movie based on …

Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet have never seen Hellraiser

March 8th, 2018

1:07:35
Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet (Screen Junkies, Honest Trailers), have never seen Hellraiser, but they did rewrite it. This week we talk about horror movie posters that are too gruesome for the general public, DeNiro's …

Todd Sklar and Devon Walker haven’t seen some of the Oscar Movies

March 1st, 2018

1:19:12
Todd Sklar hasn't seen Dunkirk, and Devon Walker hasn't seen Darkest Hour. But, they did rewrite them. This week, scenes about how no one knows who Dunkirk actually is and how it's possible that Alfred from Batman was …

Mike Lawrence has never seen Fight Club

February 22nd, 2018

1:01:11
Mike Lawrence has never seen Fight Club, but he did rewrite it. This week, we start with "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off …

The Worst Idea of All Timers Apparently Haven’t Seen Mob Movies

February 15th, 2018

1:12:46
Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt (from The Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast) have never seen The Godfather. Or Goodfellas. But they rewrote them. We talk about how Guy & Tim have spent over 18,000 minutes watching the same …

Josh Gondelman has never seen Avatar

February 8th, 2018

1:04:31
Josh Gondelman has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it. We talk about how it's literally the most profitable film that also happens to be very forgettable. Plus, another segment of Movie Before and After, and …

Sara Benincasa has never seen Breaking Bad

February 1st, 2018

1:06:28
Sara Benicasa has never seen Breaking Bad, but she rewrote it. Plus, two new games are debuted: one where our guests guess the movie based on IMDB trivia, and "Movie Before And After", where two movies are combined …

Amy Miller has never seen The Shining

January 25th, 2018

1:06:24
Amy Miller has never seen The Shining. But she rewrote it. Plus, we talk about watching Schindler’s List on a plane (the most fun movie to watch in public), make fun of Kyle for putting this podcast together at all, …
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